MGILA :: Volume #3

#279: Does not need not to relate politely

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal ----- 早上 9 点,常规更新----- Robbers collectively Sparta, what ghost situation? Late at night on the tree will jump the person to get down unexpectedly? 劫匪们集体斯巴达,什么鬼情况？半夜三更树上居然会跳人下来？ Most ignorant compels is the robber chief, in his top of the head stood obviously individual, actually cannot feel very heavy, the body weight as if leaf of that person is so light. 最懵逼的就是劫匪头子,他头顶上明明站了个人,却感觉不到很重,那个人的体重就仿佛一片树叶那么轻。 What the robber chief thinks in the raising the head quality of being worth looking at to stand is, but the head just wants to raise the head, in the top of the head the person changed heavy, pressed his head unable to move. That person said with a smile: „Do not gain ground, I am throwing over a sleeping robe, if you looked bottom-up, will give me one type by the feeling of peeping skirt bottom, many are unharmonious.” 劫匪头子想抬头看头上站的是什么人,但脑袋刚刚想抬起头,头顶上人就变重了,压得他的脑袋动弹不得。那人笑道:“别抬头,我披着一件睡袍,你要是从下向上看,会给我一种被人偷窥裙底的感觉,多不和谐。” Robber chief sweat: „Actually are you who?” 劫匪头子大汗:“你究竟是什么人？” Chen Huan said with a smile: „, You were just still telephoning with me, who in an instant couldn't remember me is?” 陈焕笑道:“哇,你刚刚还在和我通电话,转眼就想不起我是谁了？” The robbers are suddenly enlighted immediately: „Was in the telephone that treated unkindly a moment ago unkindly, did not have the tears bloodless, pulled out the skirt brutal man.” 劫匪们顿时恍然大悟:“是刚才电话里那个刻薄寡恩,无血无泪,拔屌无情的男人。” This adjective is simply crazed, nearby orchid Zijiang cannot bear „throw” one to smile to make noise. She has wanted to smile a moment ago, for own security considered, can only bear with hardship, now finally cannot bear, smiles knocks down, swayed back and forth everywhere. 这形容词简直丧心病狂,旁边的兰子酱忍不住“扑哧”一声笑出声来。刚才她就一直想笑了,但是为了自己的安全着想,只能苦苦忍住,现在终于忍不住,笑得扑倒在地,满地打滚。 „Mental handicap of mother, did your man come to serve a need to smile such happily?” The robbers are angry: „, Since he must do, tied up him together, then called his wife the preparation ransom money.” “妈的智障,你男人来了用得着笑得这么开心吗？”劫匪们大怒:“也罢,既然他要来作死,把他一起绑了,然后叫他老婆准备赎金。” The robber eldest child the head cannot move by Chen Huancai, but another four robbers to Chen Huanchong, Chen Huan on the forehead of under foot, were actually flying from his top of the head together gently light. 劫匪老大被陈焕踩着脑袋不能动,但另外四个劫匪却一起对着陈焕冲了上来,陈焕在脚下的脑门上轻轻一顿,轻飘飘地从他头顶上飞了下来。 Then...... 然后…… „Bumps” four sounds, four robbers lie down in an instant completely, is only left over the robber chief unbendingly in same place, is actually not he does not want to move, but is Chen Huan that flash of his top of the head leaping, the sole transported an inner strength, in his head that had had the cerebral concussion him, when his four dropped down, he also gawked for enough several seconds, this „pū passes” one to fall down, unconscious. “碰碰碰碰”四声响过,四个劫匪喽啰转眼就全部躺倒在地,只剩下劫匪头子僵直在原地,其实不是他不想动,而是陈焕从他头顶上跃下来的那一瞬间,脚底运了一点内力,在他头上那一顿,已经将他顿出了脑震荡,等到他的四个喽啰倒下了,他还楞了足足好几秒,这才“噗通”一声摔倒在地,人事不省。 Chen Huanpai clapping, turned to orchid Zijiang: „Commissary in charge of studies younger sister, you how? Has injured?” 陈焕拍了拍手,转向兰子酱:“学习委员妹子,你怎么样？有受伤么？” orchid Zijiang shakes the head: „Has not been injured!” 兰子酱摇了摇头:“没受伤！” „Mental handicap of mother, does not work to run to rob others well, my most repugnant this type of trash.” Chen Hui kicked a foot on the robber chief, but he has remained unconscious, kicked him not to know the pain. “妈的智障,不好好工作跑出来抢劫别人,我最讨厌这种垃圾。”陈辉在劫匪头子身上踢了一脚,不过他已经昏迷不醒,踢他也不知道痛了。 orchid Zijiang the fright decides initially, now mentality slowly steady, to the Chen Huan graceful ritual: „Many thanks you, you save me, my time may be bad.” 兰子酱惊魂初定,现在心态慢慢稳了下来,对着陈焕盈盈一礼:“多谢你啦,要不是你来救我,我这次可就糟糕了。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „We are the classmates, I help you should.” 陈焕笑道:“我们是同班同学,我帮你应该的。” orchid Zijiang blinks the eye: „But, you came is also quick, felt when you in receiving the robber to the phone call that you made, already on this big tree?” 兰子酱眨巴眨巴眼睛:“不过,你来得也太快了吧,感觉你在接到劫匪给你打的电话时,就已经在这颗大树上了？” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Yes! Actually from the beginning I on this tree.” 陈焕笑道:“是啊！其实一开始我就在这颗树上了。” „Yeah? You...... late at night, why on the tree of my family out of the window?” On orchid Zijiang the face flashed through wiped the color of doubt: „Is it possible that you......” “哎？你……半夜三更,为啥会在我家窗外的树上？”兰子酱脸上闪过了一抹狐疑之色:“莫非,你……” In the middle of the night, a man lies on the tree of your family out of the window, how does this matter want is not right? 深更半夜,一个男人趴在你家窗外的树上,这件事怎么想都不对劲吧？ orchid Zijiang felt that duck Lishan is big, moreover Chen Huan is also throwing over a sleeping robe, gown probably broken, the wind blows, appears a long-haired pelt leg. In her heart mused: Is it possible that this is in the television of some island country (Japan) frequently presents that type, the younger sister shoves open the window to discover that outside has a anomaly, he to the younger sister is smiling, to open the sleeping robe that on oneself throws over suddenly, then inside anything has not put on. 兰子酱感觉鸭梨山大,而且陈焕还披着件睡袍,袍子好像还是破的,风一吹,现出一条大毛腿。她心中暗想:这莫非就是某岛国的电视里经常出现那种,妹子推开窗发现外面有个变态,他对着妹子嘿嘿一笑,突然拉开自己身上披的睡袍,然后里面什么也没穿。 orchid Zijiang complexion disastrous incident! 兰子酱脸色惨变！ „Do not misunderstand!” Chen Huan hurries saying: „Was two of other shore flower squad spends the young lady to see had the bastard to move in your family out of the window, I climbed up this tree to observe quietly.” “别误会！”陈焕赶紧道:“是彼岸花小队的二花小姐看到了有坏蛋在你家窗外活动,我才悄悄爬上这颗树来观察的。” „, Is this?” orchid Zijiang relaxes, almost thinks a moment ago Chen Huan must come night assault, but thinks carefully, Chen Huan is not that person, according to the memory of previous generation, Chen Huan this person, although the harem was big, but generally speaking was an honest good person, will never handle the matter that broke the law. “哦哦,是这样么？”兰子酱松了口气,刚才差点就以为陈焕是要来夜袭自己了,不过仔细想想,陈焕也不是那种人嘛,根据前世的记忆,陈焕这个人虽然后宫大了点,但是总的来说是一个正直的好人,从来不会做违法乱纪的事情。 „In brief very thank you.” orchid Zijiang said: „Then I asked you to eat meal to repay you.” “总之很谢谢你。”兰子酱道:“回头我请你吃饭报答你吧。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Does not use such politely! You usually directed me to buy the stock to make how much money, I have not apologized to you.” 陈焕笑道:“不用这么客气！你平时指点我买股票赚了多少钱呀,我都还没谢过你呢。” Chen Huan calls to report to the police, before long, the police catch up, stupid very seizes five, orchid Zijiang also changed a casual cloth, went to the police authorities to make a record with Chen Huan, went home on the road that from the police authorities, the weather has turned white gradually, before dawn when the slightly pale skylight shone in two people. 陈焕打了个电话报了警,不一会儿,警察赶来,将五个蠢贼抓走,兰子酱也换了身常服,和陈焕一起去警局做了个笔录,从警局回家的路上,天色已经渐渐发白,拂晓时微淡的天光映照在两人身上。 orchid Zijiang is walking, suddenly cannot bear sigh. 兰子酱走着走着,突然就忍不住叹了口气。 Chen Huanqi said: „Why did commissary in charge of studies younger sister sigh?” 陈焕奇道:“学习委员妹子因何叹气？” orchid Zijiang smiles bitterly saying: „Sighed that the woman is difficult to be...... me to live in the alone villa, stupid very looks like in that crowd, this is a small three standard template, is all right to kidnap to ask the wealthy man to extort, you said, the woman is very difficult to do?” 兰子酱苦笑道:“感叹一下女人难做啊……我一个人住在独栋别墅里,在那群蠢贼看来,这就是个小三的标准模板,没事就可以绑架起来找富翁勒索一下,你说,女人是不是很难做？” Chen Huan shrugged: „This! Truly......! However, that is because others do not understand you, like my awareness your fierce person, does not think that you buy the stock to buy in one, bets the ball also to bet in one, buys the lottery ticket also to draw a prize-winning ticket unexpectedly with ease, like you such flamboyant woman, where needs to make three slightly.” 陈焕摊了摊手:“这个嘛！确实……呃！不过,那是因为别人不了解你,像我这种知道你的厉害的人,就不会这样想啦,你买股票一买一个中,赌球也是一赌一个中,买彩票居然也能轻轻松松中奖,像你这么牛逼的女人,哪需要给人做小三。” orchid Zijiang lets go: „Good, how these strangers see me, actually is not quite important, but the key is, a woman lives alone, good danger. Unexpectedly will have the bewildered robber to walk to kidnap, how can this day have?” 兰子酱摊手:“好吧,那些陌生人怎么看我,其实也不太重要,但关键是,一个女人独居,好危险啊。居然会有莫名其妙的劫匪找上门来绑架,这日子可怎么过？” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Your parents?” 陈焕笑道:“你父母呢？” „Parents in countryside, even if the parents and I live in the same place, could not protect me, their ages were also big, to the previous group of robbers, was more dangerous than me.” orchid Zijiang smiles bitterly saying: „It seems like, I must spend please several bodyguards.” “父母在乡下呢,而且就算父母和我住一起,也保护不了我吧,他们的年龄也不小了,对上一群劫匪,比我还危险。”兰子酱苦笑道:“看来,我得去花钱请几个保镖了。” Chen Huan has not known that her total assets have turned over a hundred million, but also thinks that she only has several million, listening to her saying that must invite the bodyguard, said with a smile: „Does not use such exaggeratingly.” 陈焕还不知道她的总资产已经翻到了上亿,还以为她只有几百万呢,听她说要请保镖,不禁笑道:“不用这么夸张吧。” „Very exaggerating?” orchid Zijiang sighed, thinks this issue carefully: „Also right, my in the school university student, please several bodyguards follow in the side, such seemingly is more like three slightly.” “很夸张么？”兰子酱叹了口气,仔细想了想这个问题:“也对,我一个在校大学生,请几个保镖在身边跟着,那样看起来更像是小三。” „Good, don't think too much, don't you have my neighbor?” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Later bumps into difficultly calls me by all means that I receive your distress call, certainly will immediately catch up.” “好啦,别想太多,你不是还有我这个邻居吗？”陈焕笑道:“以后碰上困难都只管打电话给我吧,我接到你的求救电话,一定会立即赶来的。” „Un, I can only ask you.” orchid Zijiang said in a low voice: „Later I will give you to brief the opportunities of much money -making, as repayment.” “嗯,那我就只能拜托你啦。”兰子酱低声道:“以后我会给你介绍更多赚钱的机会,作为报答的。” „Does not need not to relate politely.” “不用这么客气也没关系。” Two people is saying in the dialog that does not have the nutrition while goes home, because had this matter, orchid Zijiang does not think temporarily a person lives alone, followed in Chen Huan family/home simply, mixed among Chen Huan younger sisters played together. 两人一边说着没营养的对白一边回到了家里,因为才发生了这种事,兰子酱暂时不想一个人独处,就干脆跟到了陈焕的家里来,又混在了陈焕的妹子们中间一起玩耍。 Author message: 作者留言: Thank: The unparalleled pearl hits to enjoy 1688, the three mountains two water hit to enjoy 400, the father-in-law is incapable, pkdsky and wind murdering in the fatality of this world and protection heart holds to read every day short, with cloud Woyu hits to enjoy 100 感谢:无双明珠打赏1688,三山二水打赏400,公公每天短小无力、pkdsky、風弑尘缘、守护心中的执念、携云握雨打赏100
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