MGILA :: Volume #2

#191: Asked to forgive, asks to let off

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Actually, the West invincibly also overestimates Chen Huan. 其实,西方无敌还真是高估陈焕了。 Although Chen Huan internal strength is exquisite, but the external work trash, basically, do not want to touch to the West is invincible. Furthermore, Chen Huan, although many mysterious magics, but the magic needs long-term reading aloud, if the West invincibly " Peach blossom Precious book » mysterious speed will display the limit, Chen Huanlian will chant incantations without enough time, to by the embroidery needle be poked the hornet's nest. 陈焕的内功虽然精湛,但外功垃圾,基本上来说,别想摸到西方无敌。再者,陈焕虽然会很多神奇的魔法,但魔法需要很长时间的念诵,如果西方无敌将《桃花宝典》的神奇速度发挥到极限的话,陈焕连念咒都来不及,就要被绣花针戳成马蜂窝。 Where however...... is the West invincible to obtain these? He even has nothing with the experience that the master battles! He only then the experience of Eastern Martial arts world, but experience in martial arts world, yes: More faces the powerful enemy, is more careful, easily should not be chaotic the move. 但是……西方无敌哪里想得到这些？他甚至没有任何与法师作战的经验！他只有东方武林的经验,而武林中的经验,就是:越是面对强大的敌人,越要小心谨慎,不要轻易乱出招。 He stands to Chen Huan place far away, the careful alert, happen to gave the opportunity of Chen Huannian incantation. 他站在离陈焕老远的地方,小心戒备,正好给了陈焕念咒语的机会。 Chen Huan is actually thinking: What magic with is good? Which move with can in the category that as far as possible in these martial arts world people can understand defeats the West to be invincible? Aiyu, is good to trouble! If really cannot think of a proper style, I have to explode...... this all-around with powerful force Ao technique, does not have the dead angle, can like the magic arts that the shock-wave spreads and ensure can restrain the Western invincible movement. However, once with, me estimated that must be regarded demons and monsters to regard. 陈焕却在想:用什么魔法好呢？用哪一招才能尽量在这些武林人士能理解的范畴内打败西方无敌呢？哎呦,好麻烦！如果实在想不到一个正经招式,我就只好用威力强大的奥术爆炸了……这种全方位,无死角,能像冲击波一样扩散出去的法术,保证能克制西方无敌的身法。但是,一旦用出来,我估计就要被当成妖魔鬼怪来看待了。 He does not want to be regarded the monster! 他可不想被人当成了妖怪！ Must know the Daoist garments to compel is an art, if you demonstrated that enough great strength, will be admired by everyone. But if you demonstrated the exaggerating great strength, not only that has been admired, instead harvested to one pile of pitiful yells. 要知道装逼是一门艺术,如果你显示出足够的强大,会被大家仰慕。但如果你显示出了过于夸张的强大,那就不但得到仰慕,反而收获到一堆惨叫。 Two big fiendish people like installing to compel, but did not like fitting out stupidly 中二大魔王喜欢装逼,但不喜欢装成了傻 Compels, must conquer the enemy with what move also really thinks well. 逼,要用什么招克敌还真得好好想想。 Under this at crucial moment, the stage suddenly resounded angry roaring of female, does everyone cannot help but gawk slightly, what does? On the stage wants the century decisive battle, under the stage also some people to interrupt immediately? Many people turned the head to look together, Chen Huan also transferred the flash the vision, 就在这关键时候,台下突然响起了一声女子的怒吼,大伙儿不由得微微一楞,搞什么？台上马上要世纪大决战,台下怎么还有人来打岔？不少人一起转头看了过去,陈焕也把目光转过去了一瞬间, Sees only Vana in crowd, is pointing at a rivers and lakes person to get angry exclaims: Is this that „aiyu, in your hand takes Bens the book? The contamination, was really the contamination.” 只见人群中的莎瓦娜,正指着一个江湖人士怒吼道:“哎呦,你手上拿的这是本什么书？污秽,真是太污秽了。” That rivers and lakes person is the aristocratic family young master who buys the soy sauce, martial arts is not much, but actually likes collecting various liveliness, when he previously listened the phyllostachys parvifolia helps master that bad and long prologue, finds it silly, took „palace of the crown prince atlas” to read in the hand, afterward even/including Chang fought attractively, he has not turned the hand on atlas, unexpectedly, Vana will be yelling to his hand in palace of the crown prince atlas at this time suddenly. 那江湖人士是个来打酱油的世家公子,武功不怎么样,但却喜欢凑各种热闹,他先前听金竹帮帮主那又臭又长的开场白时,觉得无聊,就拿了一把“春宫图册”在手里翻看,后来连场大战好看得不行,他就没翻手上的图册了,却不料,这时候莎瓦娜会突然对着他手上的春宫图册大叫。 The aristocratic family young masters have a scare immediately: „Hey, this miss, this essential time your restless what? Isn't this palace of the crown prince atlas? On this broken book and stage the forthcoming fight compares, is not worth mentioning.” 世家公子顿时吓了一跳:“喂喂,这位姑娘,这关键的时候你闹腾个啥？这不就是一本春宫图册么？这破书和台上即将进行的战斗比起来,根本就不值一提吧。” „What is not worth mentioning? The atlas of such contamination, must confiscate, destruction.” Vana face red said/tunnel: „Gives me the thing that is not concerned about face quickly, I must represent the justice, destroys it.” “什么叫不值一提？这么污秽的图册,必须加以没收,销毁。”莎瓦娜脸红红地道:“快把那不要脸的东西交给我,我要代表正义,将它毁灭。” „Rambled on, I spent the book that money bought, why can take away the destruction to you?” The aristocratic family young masters are discontented with the said/tunnel: „Is it possible that you are a bastard, can snatch my thing to be inadequate?” “瞎扯,我花银子买来的书,凭什么要给你拿去销毁？”世家公子不满地道:“莫非你是坏蛋,要抢我的东西不成？” „This...... I am the just formidable, naturally will not snatch the thing.” Vana turned the head to call out to the stage on: „Chen Huan, first that anything the invincible fellow, drew cash leave alone quickly, I must buy the atlas of that contamination to destroy.” “这……我是正义的勇者,当然不会抢东西。”莎瓦娜转头对着台上叫道:“陈焕啊,先别管那个什么无敌不无敌的家伙了,快拿钱出来,我要买下那本污秽的图册来销毁啊。” Chen Huan knows, once this dirt strength full formidable smears, must hurry to handle, otherwise has not known that has many exasperating words to say, he has to wave to the West invincibly: „The Western founder, troubles you and other, I deal with that friend.” 陈焕知道,这污力满满的勇者一旦污起来,必须赶紧搞定,不然还不知道有多少气死人的话要说出来,他只好对着西方无敌挥了挥手:“西方教主,麻烦你等一下,我去应付一下那位朋友。” The west is invincible: „......” 西方无敌:“……” Western invincible grievance, aerobic, this wave of aerobic, was my he meow the solemn first under heaven martial arts master, so despised unexpectedly? Looked adds the raging fire distinguished merit in your thick ice, my holds you. 西方无敌委屈得不行,好气,这波好气,我他喵的堂堂天下第一武林高手,居然被人如此轻视？也罢,要不是看在你一身玄冰加烈火奇功,我一针就捅死你。 Chen Huan arrives at stage, fishes out the wallet from the pocket, the wallet in reverse, shook shaking, inside only then several paper money, he is letting go to say to Vana: „You looked, in my wallet only has money, without this potential surface general money and copper coin, I could not help you.” Vana is greatly sad: „, You do not have money, how do I buy the atlas of that contamination to destroy?” 陈焕走到台边,从衣兜里摸出钱包,把钱包倒过来,抖了抖,里面只有几张纸币,他对着莎瓦娜摊手道:“你看,我这钱包里只有钱币,没有这个位面通用的银子和铜钱,我帮不了你啊。”莎瓦娜大悲:“不是吧,你没钱,那我怎么买下那本污秽的图册来销毁？” „Didn't buy on the line?” Chen Huan is angry: „Mental handicap of mother, does not want the spoof at crucial moment, gives me to play at the same time.” “不买不就行了？”陈焕大怒:“妈的智障,关键时候不要恶搞,给我一边玩去。” He turns around facing the West is invincible: „Ok, the Western founder, we can start to contest.” 他又转过来面对西方无敌:“好了,西方教主,我们可以开始过招了。” Chen Huan turns around, is receiving the wallet that just turned on, in the photo film jacket of wallet, is clamping a dragon proud Xue photo booth picture, when that was past few days dragon Aoxue went to the university city to take a stroll, the convenient racket, after coming back, gave Chen Huan one. Chen Huan hurried certainly to admit in oneself wallet the picture! 陈焕转身的时候,也正在收起刚刚打开的钱包,钱包的照片夹里,夹着一张龙傲雪的大头贴照片,那是前些天龙傲雪去大学城里溜达时,顺手拍的,回来之后就给陈焕了一张。陈焕当然就屁颠屁颠地赶紧把照片放进了自己的钱包里！ The men, naturally must clamp a picture of girlfriend in the wallet, this is the community responsibility. 男人嘛,当然要在钱包里夹一张女朋友的照片,这是社会责任。 Western invincible vision, good skillful unfortunately, happen to fell in that picture, then, the whole person like selected acupuncture point, stiffened instantaneously...... 西方无敌的眼光,好巧不巧地,正好落到了那张照片上,然后,整个人就像被点了穴道似的,瞬间僵住…… My mother, that is not a previous fist knocks down me aiyu, robs my «Peach blossom Precious book» woman? Heaven! Land! I still remember that she has said that she snatches my precious book to practice to her boyfriend, that this...... in this purse is clamping the man of her picture at present, is it possible that is her boyfriend? 哎呦我的妈,那不就是上次一拳撂倒我,抢走我的《桃花宝典》的女人吗？苍天啊！大地啊！我还记得她说过,她抢我的宝典是为了给她的男朋友练,那眼前这个……这个钱袋里夹着她画片的男人,莫非就是她的男朋友？ The west felt invincibly immediately the whole person is not good! 西方无敌顿时感觉整个人都不好了！ He has to go all out to comfort itself: No, is impossible, not possible is so skillful, is this man possibly the boyfriend of that powerful terrifying woman? Violates day of ghost Lone Star like that woman inevitable life, could not find the boyfriend is right, this perhaps is only a coincidence, perhaps is the unrequited love, right...... definitely is this man worships that woman unilaterally, therefore her picture film jacket in purse. 他只好拼命安慰自己:不,不可能,不可能有这么巧,这个男人怎么可能是那么强大的恐怖女人的男朋友？像那种女人必然命犯天煞孤星,根本就找不到男朋友才对啊,这也许只是个巧合,或许是单相思,对对……肯定是这个男人单方面崇拜那个女人,所以才将她的画片夹在钱袋里。 The west is invincible is thinking of here, is angry to say on hearing nearby land light rain: „Shining, why in your wallet is clamping that the picture that woman who does not have the positive result, discards her picture, trades my picture!” 西方无敌正想到这里,就听到旁边的陆轻雨大怒道:“焕焕,你的钱包里为什么夹着那个没名堂的女人的照片,把她的照片扔掉啊,换我的照片啊！” Chen Huan sweat: „Yeah? What do I clamp the picture of oneself girlfriend to have is not right? Clamps your has the issue.” 陈焕大汗:“哎？我夹自己女朋友的照片有什么不对？夹你的才有问题吧。” land Qingyu sways back and forth everywhere: „Does not want, bids good-bye with that smelly woman quickly! With me in the same place.” 陆轻雨满地打滚:“不要啦,快和那臭女人分手啦！和我在一起嘛。” Chen Huanbian duck: „Does not want! She is the girlfriend who sympathizes very much, is very good to me, does not bid good-bye with her.” 陈焕扁了扁嘴:“才不要！她是个很体贴的女朋友,对我很好,才不和她分手。” Then, Chen Huan receiving money package, turns around to the Western invincible say/way: „The Western founder, making you look at the joke, my these women all did not make me be free from worry, aiyu, troublesome, our leave alone these women, contended in martial arts to contest.” 说完,陈焕收起了钱包,转过身来对着西方无敌道:“西方教主,让你看笑话了,我身边这些女人个个都不让我省心,哎呦,麻烦得要死,咱们别管这些女人了,还是来比武过招吧。” The western invincible full head sweat, crash-bang flows the class/flow like the waterfall! 西方无敌满头的大汗,像瀑布一样哗啦啦地流呀流！ After five seconds, he „pū passes” one to kneel down suddenly on the stage, cries saying: „Big brother, forgives, the little brother I did not realize somebody's highposition or merits, offended you, where dares to contest with you again? Asked to forgive, asks to let off, asking you to look on my family has 80 -year-old mother, below had in the share of two -year-old baby, forgave my life............” 五秒之后,他突然“噗通”一声跪倒在台上,大哭道:“大哥,饶命啊,小弟我有眼不识泰山,得罪了您老人家,哪敢再和您过招？求饶命,求放过,求你看在我家上有80岁老母,下有两岁大的婴儿的份上,饶我一命吧……呜哇哇哇……”
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