MGILA :: Volume #2

#190: Ices the wall and fireball

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At noon the point goes, ordered one cup of drink conveniently, has not thought several minutes later, the sales clerk calls to ask that I „can add the ice piece?” 中午点外卖,顺手点了一杯饮料,没想到过了几分钟,店员打电话来问我“要加冰块吗？” Good, this is the divine intervention! Must add one. 好吧,此乃天意！必须加一更。 ----- ----- If Li Jieqiong, land Qingyu these two group younger sisters are lead template in the chivalric fiction novel, the West invincibly is fiendish person template in the chivalric fiction novel, is stronger much that deals with this fellow unable to have slightly negligently. 如果李洁琼、陆轻雨这两位群妹子是武侠小说里的主角模板的话,西方无敌就是武侠小说里的魔王模板,强得乱七八糟的那种,对付这家伙可不能有丝毫大意。 Chen Huan is beckoning to the West invincibly: „The chief criminal who massacres your subordinate is I, you have what unique skill, is coming to me.” The inevitable crowd under stage discusses spiritedly: „This group of people feared that died!” 陈焕对着西方无敌招了招手:“杀掉你部下的罪魁祸首就是我,你有什么绝招,都对着我来。”台下的围观人群不禁议论纷纷:“这群人怕是死定了！” „Although they are very strong, but annoying the West was invincible, that will not have in the future.” “虽然他们都很强,但惹上了西方无敌,那就没有未来了。” „Even if Shaolin abbot and Wudang palm teach and the others to collaborate in this, still not necessarily keeps off the West to be invincible, these young people...... are too tender.” “就算少林方丈、武当掌教等人在此联手,也未必挡得西方无敌,这几个年轻人……还是太嫩啊。” „Pitifully, several younger sister child long/grows were beautiful, died was a pity.” “可惜了,几个妹子长得还是多漂亮的,死了可惜。” No one favors Chen Huan and his party, because the West invincibly was really powerful, was powerful exceeded the level of this potential surface any martial arts master. The key is, his must let the movement that the person looks at cannot see clearly quickly, is unable with it contending. 没有人看好陈焕一行人,因为西方无敌实在是太强大了,强大得超出了这个位面任何一个武林高手的水准。关键是,他那快得让人看都看不清的身法,根本无法与之抗衡。 However, Chen Huan actually as if did not fear! 不过,陈焕却似乎并不怕！ When have two youngster feared whom? Previous time dragon proud heaven who is facing the terrifying, Chen Huan can also speak with confidence, don't said that is invincible facing a trivial West, his one step, hmph hmph to say forward: „The trash under stage, were quiet to me, one crowd of mental handicap of mother, but also without starting to hit, you said cannot be victorious, therefore you completely will be the trash, true powerhouse, regardless of facing how powerful enemy, can depend on the will win.” 中二少年什么时候怕过谁？上次面对着恐怖的龙傲天,陈焕也能侃侃而谈,更莫说面对一只区区西方无敌,他向前一步,哼哼道:“台下的渣渣们,都给我住嘴,妈的一群智障,还没开始打,你们就说打不过,所以你们才会全部都是渣渣,真正的强者,不论面对多么强大的敌人,也能凭毅力取胜。” Under stage people: „......” 台下众人:“……” What ghost is the will? Countless people good to complain. 毅力是个什么鬼啊？无数人好想吐槽。 „Ha!” The west laughs invincibly suddenly: „Also very interesting man, the elder sister I appreciates you very much.” “哈哈哈！”西方无敌突然哈哈大笑起来:“还挺有趣的男人嘛,姐姐我很欣赏你哦。” „Elder sister your head, do not think that a wear women's wear can say the elder sister, does not have a look at your middle-aged uncle face.” Chen Huan sweat. “姐你个头啊,别以为穿着一身女装就能自称姐姐,也不看看你那张中年大叔脸。”陈焕大汗。 „Yeah? I burn attractively, you said me to be ugly unexpectedly, really does not have the vision fellow.” The western invincible sudden body flashes, flutters forward, the embroidery needle in hand takes Chen Huan eyes. “哎？我辣么漂亮,你居然说我丑,真是没眼光的家伙。”西方无敌突然身子一闪,向前飘出,手里的绣花针直取陈焕的双眼。 This fellow said that hits hits, an indication does not have, moreover this fast peerless, making people eyes cannot take it all. 这家伙说打就打,一点征兆都没有,而且这一针快速绝伦,让人目不暇接。 However, he just fluttered with the strange incomparable movement forward, saw that Chen Huan raised a right hand, loudly shouted: „ Ice 然而,他刚刚用诡异无比的身法向前一飘,就看到陈焕举起了一只右手,大喝道:“Ice Wall! ” Wall！” The west is a little invincibly strange: This person raises the hand to shout one, what unique skill should to put? However...... Ess nest? The style name of what trick is this? Cannot understand! In my West invincible that unmatched in the world «Peach blossom Precious book» front, regardless of you use what style to be useless, no one can catch up with my speed in any case. 西方无敌有点奇怪:这人举起手大喊一声,应该是要放什么绝招吧？但是……艾斯窝儿？这是什么奇招的招式名？听不懂啊！罢了,在我西方无敌那天下无敌的《桃花宝典》面前,不论你用什么招式都没用,反正也没人能追上我的速度。 However, after 0.01 seconds, the West cannot think invincibly again like this, because...... he „bumping” hit on an ice wall. 然而,零点零一秒之后,西方无敌就不敢再这样想了,因为……他“碰”地一声撞到了一堵冰墙上面。 Originally, when Chen Huan sees the Western invincible that strange movement, has started to prepare the magic in advance, although prepared these large-scale magics without enough time, but prepared that incantation to be short with enough time, the discharge speed quick defense magic was very easy to prepare, he snatched, when the West said invincibly these idle talk, had finished the magic preparation, wanted to begin that flash that in him, will rush to ice the wall to throw. 原来,陈焕看到西方无敌那诡异的身法时,早就开始预先准备好了魔法,虽然来不及准备那些大型魔法了,但来得及准备那种咒文短,施放速度快的防御型魔法却很容易准备,他抢在西方无敌说那些废话的时候,已经将魔法准备完毕,在他想要动手的那一瞬间,抢着将冰墙扔了出来。 Western invincible hit on this ice wall, hit a face compelled ignorant, what ghost thing was this? 西方无敌一头撞在了这堵冰墙上面,撞得一脸的懵逼,这是什么鬼东西？ His ugly ugly face was hit to press on the ice wall, face flatting half. As for the embroidery needle, the pestle on the ice wall, was almost curved the needle-tip pestle. 他那张难看的丑脸被撞压在冰墙上面,脸都压平了一半。至于绣花针,杵在了冰墙上面,差点把针尖杵弯。 The crowds are still waiting to look that Chen Huan causes completely the skills and West resists invincibly, finally actually does not beat, but the picture of death, saw in the field to have this change suddenly, together sweat: „This...... mother......” 围观群众们还在等着看陈焕使尽浑身解数和西方无敌对抗,最后却不敌而死的画面呢,突然见场中发生了这种变化,不禁一起大汗:“这……尼玛……” The west is startled invincibly, hurries a foot pedal on the ice wall, makes a mistake the reacting force to flutter backward, spread out far away instantaneously: „What ghost style you...... your is?” 西方无敌大吃一惊,赶紧一脚蹬在冰墙上,错着反作用力向后飘出,瞬间又拉开了老远的距离:“你……你这个是什么鬼招式？” „, What is my outcome?” Chen Huan lets go: „Why do I want to tell you?” “嘛,我这个究竟是什么呢？”陈焕摊手:“我为啥要告诉你？” „Refers to unreliably Yin?” Western invincible say/way: „Certainly is profound refers to Yin! You used to refer to congealing unreliably Yin water drop in air. Hi aerobic, certainly recent weather was too moist.” “玄阴指？”西方无敌道:“一定是玄阴指！你用玄阴指凝结了空气中的水珠子。嗨呀好气,一定最近的天气太潮湿了。” „Right, certainly is the profound Yin fingering, a moment ago he also with this move of nun who froze a Hengshan to send.” Some people called out. “对对,一定是玄阴指法,刚才他还用这招冻了一个恒山派的尼姑呢。”有人叫道。 „Has not thought that the recent air is so moist, unexpectedly can freeze such big ice.” “没想到最近的空气如此潮湿啊,居然能冻出这么大一块冰。” „One crowd of mental handicap of mother.” Chen Huan cursed angrily one, then waves to Western invincible one finger/refers: „ Fire “妈的一群智障。”陈焕怒骂了一句,然后挥手对着西方无敌一指:“Fire ball! ” ball！” A fireball of soccer size, was flying to the West invincibly. 一枚足球般大小的火球,对着西方无敌飞了过去。 However, the Western invincible movement is quickly incomparable, the trivial fireball is actually impossible to hit he, his body in a flash, had left same place, the fireball hit spatial, flew behind, bang hits a house, that house flaming burnt immediately, the phyllostachys parvifolia helped the numerous hurry to fight fire, in great confusion. 不过,西方无敌身法快捷无比,区区火球倒是根本不可能打中他,他身子一晃,早已离开了原地,火球打了个空,飞到后面,轰地一声打中了一座房子,那房子立即熊熊燃烧起来,金竹帮众们赶紧灭火,乱成一团。 The west invincible and all crowds are startled: „What ghost, this person not only meets the thick ice to refer, but also meets the flame to refer to?” 西方无敌和所有围观群众都大吃一惊:“什么鬼,这人不仅会玄冰指,还会火焰指？” Actually some Chen Huan also many at sixes and sevens magics available, what mysterious technique missile, the meteorite technique wait/etc at sixes and sevens, but he thinks that knight-errant world the thought bearing capacity of person, the decision do not move these things, the ice and can the fire also use martial arts explanation, how the mysterious technique missile and meteorite must explain? When the time comes feared do not annoy the important matter. 其实陈焕还有不少乱七八糟的魔法可用,什么奥术飞弹、陨石术等等乱七八糟,但是他想了想武侠世界的人的思维承受能力,就决定还是不要把那些东西搬出来了,冰和火还能用武功解释,奥术飞弹和陨石要怎么解释？到时候怕不是要惹出大事。 He shrugged, in a face the invincible lonely expressions of two big fiendish people, rampant said/tunnel: „Come, comes with my resentment.” 他摊了摊手,一脸中二大魔王的无敌寂寞表情,嚣张地道:“来啊,来和我怼啊。” The west has really not dared the coming up resentment, in Chen Huan that the attires of two big fiendish people to compel the appearance to be very scary invincibly rashly, generally does the rivers and lakes person dare invincible front so to install to compel in the west of first under heaven expert? At least cautiously, is also discrete and discrete, the alert alerts, where has him flamboyant such swaggering rumbling? 西方无敌还真不敢贸然上来怼了,陈焕那幅中二大魔王的装逼模样很吓人,一般江湖人士敢在天下第一高手的西方无敌面前如此装逼吗？起码也得小心翼翼,谨慎又谨慎,戒备又戒备,哪有他这么大摇大摆牛逼轰轰的？ On the rivers and lakes has two people to like installing to compel, one type is the rookies of not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth, one type is the invincible lonely expert! 江湖上有两种人喜欢装逼,一种是不知天高地厚的菜鸟,一种就是无敌寂寞的高手！ The west believes invincibly, Chen Huan definitely is the latter! Because of this enemy strange inexplicable martial arts, the cold ice internal strength can congeal unexpectedly an ice wall before the body, the raging fire internal strength can throw one group of fireballs unexpectedly, this person of internal strength holds the stage of perfection, this point was absolutely mistakenly, cannot do well the strange move that will have anything to hide to come out unable to affirm uselessly. 西方无敌认为,陈焕肯定是后者！因为这个敌人一身诡异莫名的武功,寒冰内功居然能在身前凝结出一堵冰墙,烈火内功居然能扔出一团火球,此人内功已秉化境,这一点是绝对错不了,搞不好还会有什么隐藏的怪招没用出来也不敢肯定。 Western invincibly vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered rivers and lakes dozens years, bumps into the enemy who so makes him dread for the first time! Where dares to have the move carelessly. 西方无敌纵横江湖数十年,还是第一次碰上如此让他忌惮的敌人！哪敢胡乱出招。 He does not dare to move heedlessly, the audience under stage also followed to frighten half dead, god, the solemn West was invincible, unexpectedly does not dare to act to this young people, a careful appearance, under can who the West dreaded invincibly on this day, this was first! 他不敢乱动,台下的观众也跟着吓了个半死,天啊,堂堂西方无敌,居然不敢对这个年轻人出手,一幅小心谨慎的模样,这天下能让西方无敌忌惮的人,这还是第一个啊！ This...... this my dear friend was also too conceited. 这……这位仁兄也太牛气了点。 Everyone turned very quiet, with most dignified, most solemn most and respectful, the most cautious appearance, is waiting century war that looks at this ultra specification. 所有人都屏住了呼吸,用最庄严,最肃穆,最小心翼翼的样子,等着看这一场超规格的世纪大战。
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