MGILA :: Volume #2

#185: This is also the counterfeit goods

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- The sound of stage next question, Chen Huan hehe said with a smile: „Don't this you know? The Mount Hua Faction had also decided that abandons clearly throws secretly, joins side in demon outlet, the big Senior Sister who therefore, Mount Hua sends has set an example, from own clothes, teaches to close up toward the Yin-Yang albizzia julibrissin sects and Yunnan five harmful things, later, her body wears this clothes, was Mount Hua sends the unified uniform/subdue of girl student.” 台下一片质疑之声,陈焕却嘿嘿笑道:“这个你们就不知道了吧？华山派也已经决定弃明投暗,加入邪魔外道的一边,所以,华山派的大师姐已经以身作则,从自己的穿着打扮出发,向着阴阳合欢宗和云南五毒教靠拢,以后,她身上穿这套衣服,就是华山派女弟子的统一制服了。” People sweat: „Wizard letter/believes! In the final analysis, this woman definitely is the counterfeit goods, possibly is not Mount Hua sends the big Senior Sister.” 众人大汗:“鬼才信啊！说到底,这个女人肯定是假货,不可能是华山派大师姐。” „Yes!” The mountain is also stood saying: „My Mount Hua Faction is always the just vanguard, defends traditional moral principles except the demon, never falls behind, I have not seen this woman in the Mount Hua Faction, she absolutely is counterfeit goods.” “就是！”岳由也站出来道:“我华山派一向是正义的急先锋,除魔卫道,从不落后于人,我根本就没有在华山派见过这女人,她绝对是个假货。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Aiya, the matter on rivers and lakes, really said with the mouth does not calculate, contend with martial arts. The light rain younger sister, making this two goods experience anything is the true Mount Hua swordsmanship.” 陈焕笑道:“哎呀,江湖上的事,果然用嘴巴说了不算呢,还是用武功来一较高下吧。轻雨妹子,让这个二货见识一下什么才是真正的华山剑法。” „Good!” land Qingyu laughs, forwarded one step, extracted three chi (0.33 m) azure front: „Surnamed Yue, we let us not quarrel, uses in the hand this sword to determine that who really whose false was good. I told you, then when I and you compared with sword, the used each move, each type, can be the swordsmanship that Mount Hua sent, you naturally also with the Mount Hua swordsmanship? Our whose Mount Hua swordsmanship are fiercer, who real.” “好！”陆轻雨嘻嘻一笑,向前走了一步,刷地一声抽出了三尺青锋:“姓岳的,咱们也别打嘴架了,就用手上这柄剑来确定一下谁真谁假好了。我跟你讲,接下来我和你比剑时,用的每一招,每一式,都会是华山派的剑法,你当然也是用华山剑法的吧？咱们谁的华山剑法更厉害,谁就是真的咯。” „, Lets your counterfeit goods seductress, tastes my Mount Hua swordsmanship fierce!” The mountain by one was also extracted the sword, he bragged the prestigious family to be honest, naturally will not intend to assault, but first exhibited a basic style in Mount Hua swordsmanship „green pines to receive a guest”, this invited comment of pleasant to hear, is called the politeness, said coarse, calls to keep up appearances. “也罢,就让你这假货妖女,尝尝我华山剑法的厉害！”岳由也刷地一下抽出了剑,他自诩名门正派,当然不会一出手就去抢攻,而是首先摆出了华山剑法中的一个基本招式“苍松迎客”,这一招说好听点,叫做礼貌,说难听点,就叫摆谱。 However, he just suspended the spectrum, the discovery opposite land light rain also keeps up appearances, unexpectedly is also one move „green pines receives a guest”. 不过,他刚刚把谱摆好,就发现对面的陆轻雨也摆了个谱,居然也是一招“苍松迎客”。 One of mountain in slightly by heart startled: Well? Cannot! left Zian suspended one move a moment ago „coming straight to the point”, opposite that cold Muchen also suspended one move „coming straight to the point”. Now I suspend „green pines to receive a guest”, the opposite also suspends „green pines to receive a guest”, does this also speak the truth? Is it possible that can I also by the pit? 岳由心中微微一惊:咦？不会吧！刚才左子安摆一招“开门见山”,对面那个冷沐辰也摆一招“开门见山”。现在我摆“苍松迎客”,对面也摆“苍松迎客”,这还讲不讲道理了？莫非,我也要被坑？ In his heart raises not a good premonition. 他心中升起一种不好的预感。 But point of no return, has had to send, now does not have the escape route. Has to loudly shout, in the hand the long sword handed over, is a Mount Hua swordsmanship branch „strong winds quick sword”. 但箭在弦上,已经是不得不发,现在已经没有退路。只好大喝一声,手上长剑递了出去,正是华山剑法其中一个分支的“狂风快剑”。 „Yo, comes well.” land Qingyu laughs: „This I can also.” “哟,来得好。”陆轻雨哈哈一笑:“这个我也会哦。” In her hand a long sword show/unfolds, unexpectedly also one set „strong winds quick sword”. 她手上长剑一展,居然也一套“狂风快剑”。 In an instant, two people sword shades overlapped in one, inundated the Sky Sword air/Qi vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered, this set of strong winds quick sword tasteful was a quick character, each sword displayed incisively the speed, when with a moment ago cold Muchen and left Zian fought is the same, their swords incurred are not completely same, including many details were different, but, two people sword intent was the same. 一转眼,两人的剑影就重叠在了一起,漫天剑气纵横,这套狂风快剑讲究的就是一个快字,每一剑都把速度发挥到淋漓尽致,就和刚才冷沐辰与左子安交手时一样,他们两人的剑招并不完全一样,其中有许多细节不同,但是,两人的剑意却是一样的。 Mount Hua in the name of „danger” and „strange”, the Mount Hua swordsmanship outstanding towering show, the high Yuan peerlessness, is passing the wonderful idea everywhere, the ideal condition in the danger striving for victory. 华山以“险”和“奇”为名,华山剑法奇拔峻秀,高元绝伦,处处透着奇思妙想,险中求胜的意境。 People who under the stage observe only looked at more than ten moves, looked to understand, this clearly was the same road swordsmanship. 台下观战的人们只看了十几招,就看明白了,这分明就是同一路剑法。 „Mount Hua swordsmanship that aiyu, this woman also really uses.” “哎呦,这女人还真是用的华山剑法。” „, Sword intent this type of thing, could not deceive people mistakenly absolutely.” “错不了的,剑意这种东西,绝对骗不了人。” „But, puts on such woman, really can be Mount Hua sends?” “可是,穿成这样的女人,真的会是华山派的吗？” On the stage two people, thirty moves, the mountain by had been hit in an instant before long are sweating profusely, this woman strives to excel, this strong winds quick sword still above oneself, he caused completely the skills unexpectedly, accounted for less than the least bit to be cheap in the style. 台上两人,转眼就过了三十几招,岳由不一会儿就打得满头大汗,这女人好强,这一手狂风快剑居然还在自己之上,他使尽了浑身解数,在招式上也占不到半点便宜。 In his heart one anxious, puts forth presses the bottom the unique skill: „Seizes the life series three delicacies of the land sword!” 他心中一急,使出压箱底的绝招:“夺命连环三仙剑！” This set of swordsmanship only three moves, but these three moves series eject, forming a coherent whole, the might is huge. 这一套剑法仅有三招,但这三招连环击出,一气呵成,威力巨大。 Unexpectedly, land Qingyu also laughs unexpectedly: „Seizes the life series three delicacies of the land sword!” 不料,陆轻雨居然也哈哈一笑:“夺命连环三仙剑！” Also is three moves, similarly series ejects, similarly the forming a coherent whole might is huge. 也是三招,同样连环击出,同样一气呵成威力巨大。 Two swords meet in the midair, obviously is only three moves, actually dislodges series unceasing „ding” sound, the flash does not know how many times struck mutually? 两剑在半空中相遇,明明只是三招,却撞出连环不绝的“叮叮叮叮”声,一瞬间也不知道互击了多少次？ Because the sword potential is too quick, in inevitable crowd martial arts low point whom even cannot see to get the advantage, who occupied the disadvantage, only knows after one set of swordsmanship uses up, the mountain was drawn back 45 steps by continually, awkward expression. 因为剑势太快,围观人群中武功低点的甚至看不出谁占了优势,谁占了劣势,只知道一套剑法用完之后,岳由连退了四五步,一脸尴尬的表情。 „Said I am the big Senior Sister.” land Qingyu hee hee said with a smile: „Your this counterfeit big Senior Brother, the little darling leaves the stage.” “都说了我是大师姐嘛。”陆轻雨嘻嘻笑道:“你这假冒的大师兄,乖乖退场吧。” „No! This is impossible.” The mountain by being angry to be said: „This is impossible, good, this is you compels my, I have to put out to press the bottom the unique skill, although this unique skill I have not realized completely, but must tidy up your counterfeit goods, has more than enough to spare.” “不！这不可能。”岳由大怒道:“这根本就不可能,好吧,这是你逼我的,我只好拿出压箱底的绝招了,虽然这绝招我还没完全练成,但要收拾你这假货,也是绰绰有余。” Listened to his such saying, people cannot help but greatly strange: Yo, Mount Hua sends besides seizing the life series three delicacies of the land sword, what pressure bottom unique skill but also there is? 听他这么一说,众人不由得大奇:哟,华山派除了夺命连环三仙剑之外,还有什么压箱底绝招？ The mountain is been serious, earnestly the incomparable said/tunnel: „Looks at my secret of master gate not passing on- list......” 岳由一脸严肃,认真地无比地道:“看我师门不传之秘-单……” He just said an individual character, hears land Qingyu to let go saying: „Single nine swords?” 他才刚刚说了个单字,就听到陆轻雨摊手道:“单身九剑是吧？” Mountain by: „......” 岳由:“……” „Broken sword!” land Qingyu a sword flies, the mountain by being thrown into confusion, retrocedes again and again. “破剑式！”陆轻雨一剑飞过去,岳由手忙脚乱,连连后退。 „, This is impossible.” Mountain by calling out pitifully: „How can you this? This...... this...... this is my Mount Hua founder, secret of sword not passing on.” “啊啊啊,这不可能。”岳由惨叫道:“你怎么会这个？这……这……这是我华山祖师爷,不传之秘剑。” „Because I am the big Senior Sister.” land Qingyu said with a smile: „The secret sword naturally must pass on me, as for you , seems like, does not seem to learned the fur/superficial knowledge the appearance. The fake goods are the fake goods, will never possibly learn the master gate fiercest unique skill.” “因为我是大师姐啊。”陆轻雨笑道:“秘剑当然要传我,至于你嘛,啧啧,看起来,似乎也没学到皮毛的样子。冒牌货就是冒牌货,永远都不可能学到师门最厉害的绝招。” „!” Mountain by pitiful yell. “啊啊啊！”岳由惨叫。 land Xuanyu the consecutively several moves of single nine swords put forth, the mountain is incapable of resisting completely, in an instant, the sides of the small of the back ate land Qingyu a foot, flies to leave office, falls side left Zian, two people look at each other speechless, only has the tears thousand lines. 陆轩雨连续几招单身九剑使出,岳由完全无力抵抗,一转眼,腰眼吃了陆轻雨一脚,飞下了台去,摔在左子安身边,两个人相顾无言,唯有泪千行。 land Qingyu grinning said/tunnel: „Did everyone look to understand? I am Mount Hua send the big Senior Sister, the mountain by that fellow is fake and shoddy goods, a moment ago I said real, later my Mount Hua sends the uniform/subdue of girl student, was I like this, you were not familiar with probably be familiar with . Moreover, was not only our Mount Hua Faction, entire world all women, will put on this......” 陆轻雨笑嘻嘻地道:“大家看明白了吧？我才是华山派大师姐,岳由那家伙就是个假冒伪劣的货,我刚才说的都是真的,以后我华山派女弟子的制服,就是我这样了,你们不习惯得也得习惯,而且,不光是咱们华山派,全世界所有的女人,都会穿成这样……” What she said is the truth, several hundred years later women will truly accept such putting on law. 她说的是实话,几百年后的女人确实会接受这样的穿法。 But the inevitable crowd, they also thinks that land Qingyu the meaning is, takes a series martial arts world, and forces other school to put on like this. 但围观人群并不懂啊,他们还以为陆轻雨的意思是,要一统武林,并且逼迫别的门派都这样穿。 The nun who Hengshan sends represents is angry immediately: „Does not know that so-called putting on law, the girl student who my Hengshan sends even if dies, jumps from here, will not put on your appearance.” 恒山派的尼姑代表顿时大怒:“何等不知所谓的穿法,我恒山派的女弟子就算死,从这里跳下去,也绝不会穿成你这个样子。” „!” land Qingyu lets go saying: „All right, after your Hengshan sends the old nuns death ray that these swallow the ancient learning without digesting it, the girl students of Hengshan Faction will put on like this.” “切！”陆轻雨摊手道:“没事,在你们恒山派那些食古不化的老尼姑都死光之后,恒山派别的女弟子就会这样穿了。” Author message: 作者留言: PS: At the end of the month, the father-in-law must ask a monthly ticket, now father-in-law ranked third in the monthly ticket list, but fourth must pursue immediately, is good to fear, asking everyone to help, helping the father-in-law preserve third. PS:月底啦,公公得求点月票了,现在公公在月票榜上排第三,但是第四名马上就要追过来了,好怕怕,求大家帮帮忙,帮公公保住第三名吧。 PS: Recommends novel «Evil Organization Matters needing attention», what said was chaos wicked lunatic the travel of spoof, this was the secret grandfather's book, grandfather's style compares the spoof style, I also liked completely. PS:推荐一本小说《邪恶组织注意事项》,讲的是一个混沌恶疯子的恶搞之旅,这是幕后老爷爷的书,老爷爷的风格是比较恶搞的风格,我还满喜欢的。
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