MGILA :: Volume #2

#184: Counterfeit goods

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Had the lunch a moment ago time, thinks that ate meal while the live broadcast of guarding the threshing floor furnace stone, finally, opened that flash of live broadcast window, happen to saw on the screen flashed through „Gauche” ugly face. 刚才吃中午饭的时候,想边吃饭边看场炉石的直播,结果,打开直播窗口的那一瞬间,正好看到屏幕上闪过“加鲁格什”的丑脸。 The mother egg, this obviously is the divine intervention! Without the means that has to add one! 妈蛋,这明显就是天意啊！没办法,只好加一更了！ ----- ----- left Zian was said the brain to send to rise by this at sixes and sevens words, for a while a little does not clarify the east, south, west, and north. 左子安被这一通乱七八糟的话说得满脑子发涨,一时有点搞不清东南西北。 The representative who Mount Hua sends could not bear call mystifyingly: „, left Zian, your Songshan sent the big disciple to be unexpectedly fake! Is what rebel hot work mendicant budhist monk teaches. God, owes we so to believe you, but also becomes an itinerant wushu performer with you hand in hand, you...... you...... you...... do you have what mind?” 华山派的代表忍不住阴阳怪气地叫了起来:“哇,左子安,原来你这嵩山派大弟子居然是假的！是个什么叛徒火工头陀教出来的。天啊,亏我们如此相信你,还和你联袂走江湖,你……你……你……你有何居心？” left Zian sweat: „, My master is not the hot work mendicant budhist monk, my master is Songshan sends the current leader.” 左子安大汗:“不不不,我的师父才不是什么火工头陀,我师父是嵩山派现任掌门啊。” „Deceived people!” Mount Hua sends the representative to get angry: „Your Songshan swordsmanship has not obviously studied entire, but here cold Muchen Songshan swordsmanship is more credible than you.” “骗人！”华山派代表怒道:“你的嵩山剑法明显没学全,而这边这个冷沐辰的嵩山剑法比你更靠谱啊。” left Zian: „......” 左子安:“……” „Do not think that I have not heard.” Mount Hua sends the representative to say loudly: „A moment ago, cold Muchen used that move of Times finally name- yellow Fengding mountain! This is too the final deep meanings of room 30 Liufeng, if you are the leader big disciple, why you style he can actually 't?” “别以为我没听到。”华山派代表大声道:“刚才,冷沐辰最后用那招时报了名字-黄峰定岳！这是太室三十六峰的最终奥义,你如果是掌门大弟子,为什么你不会的招式他却会？” left Zian is dumbfounded. 左子安哑口无言。 Mount Hua sends the representative seriously to say toward several other representatives: „Everyone comments this principle, where has the rebel to meet the unique skill, the leader big disciple actually cannot?” 华山派代表一脸严肃地向着另外几位代表道:“大家来评评这个理,哪有叛徒会绝招,掌门大弟子却不会的？” Several other send the representative to nod together: „This word is rational, this left Zian really has the issue.” 另外几派代表一起点了点头:“此言有理,这左子安果然是有问题的。” left Zian called out pitifully: „No, do not believe, I am Songshan send the leader big disciple.” 左子安惨叫:“不,你们别相信,我才是嵩山派掌门大弟子。” However, this matter verbal statements are no guarantee, others on the scene have not run up to the Songshan Faction to play, where knows that left Zian is really fake, only knows that he appears several years ago on the rivers and lakes, said that Songshan sends the leader big disciple, an attractive Songshan swordsmanship, rushed to the big reputation. Because no one will be silly 然而,这事情口说无凭,在场的其他人又没跑到嵩山派里去玩过,哪会知道左子安是真是假,只知道他于几年前出现在江湖上,自称嵩山派掌门大弟子,一手漂亮的嵩山剑法,闯下了诺大的名头。因为没人会傻 Compels to run to pretend to be the leader big disciple of others family/home, the Songshan Faction has not sent people to run up to the rivers and lakes excessively leftist child secure is the counterfeit goods, everyone naturally cannot suspect. 逼到跑去冒充别人家的掌门大弟子,嵩山派也没有派人跑到江湖上来说过左子安是假货,大家自然不会怀疑。 But now, does not allow everyone not to suspect. 但现在,就不容得大伙儿不怀疑了。 Mount Hua, Hengshan, Mount Tai and Hengshan several schools of people, must draw a line the appearance with left Zian. 华山、恒山、泰山、衡山几派的人,一幅要和左子安划清界限的模样。 left Zian the big feeling is suffering, but, cannot argue, the matter on rivers and lakes is martial arts decided that he is not as skillful as others, what but also there is to say? Has to refrain from speaking instigates in one side, suo does not have/leave the words. 左子安大感委屈,不过,偏偏又辩解不了,江湖上的事本来就是武功说了算,他技不如人,还有啥好说的？只好闷着怂在一边,嗦不出话。 Representative who Mount Hua sends to cold Muchen good submissively ritual: „Senior Brother cold, since you are Songshan send the leader big disciple, you should stand in our just side, how to run to help the demon outlet of Yin-Yang albizzia julibrissin sect.” 华山派的代表对着冷沐辰行了个拱手礼:“冷师兄,既然你是嵩山派掌门大弟子,那你应该站在咱们正义的一方啊,怎么跑去帮阴阳合欢宗的邪魔外道。” cold Muchen snort/hum, does not know for a while said any good. He likes installing to compel, actually does not love the spoof, at this time where had the lines to say? 冷沐辰哼了一声,一时不知道说啥好。他爱装逼,却不爱恶搞,这时候哪有台词可说？ Nearby Chen Huan connection said with a smile: „Ha, your do two compel not to know? The Songshan Faction has abandoned clearly throws secretly, planned to join side in demon outlet. This time, cold the brother gives the Yin-Yang albizzia julibrissin sect in demon outlet to support the gathering place specially, he is the leader big disciple, represents Songshan to send the meaning of leader, does anyone of you refuse to accept?” 旁边的陈焕却接口笑道:“哈哈哈,你们这些二逼还不知道吗？嵩山派已弃明投暗,打算加入邪魔外道的一边了。这一次,冷兄就是专门来给邪魔外道的阴阳合欢宗撑场子的,他是掌门大弟子,代表着嵩山派掌门人的意思,你们有谁不服的？” cold Muchen the sweat, hurries to say in a low voice: „I said, you...... such spoof my Songshan send is not good.” 冷沐辰大汗,赶紧低声道:“我说,你……这样恶搞我嵩山派就不好了吧。” Chen Huan said in a low voice: „All right, after we returned to the modern age, the Songshan Faction will be definitely pure from the card, after all left Zian status real, when the time comes the rivers and lakes person will recognize you are the hot work mendicant budhist monk disciple, could not affect Songshan to send the reputation that.” 陈焕低声道:“没事,等我们回了现代之后,嵩山派肯定会自证清白,毕竟左子安的身份是真的,到时候江湖人士又会认定你才是火工头陀的弟子,影响不了嵩山派的名声。” „...... Good, that accompanied your spoof.” “呃……好吧,那就陪你恶搞了。” cold Muchen exhibits the appearance that installs to compel, long said/tunnel: „Right, my master, is the Songshan leader, has decided that from now henceforth, my Songshan Faction must take the road of demon outlet, kills off world all hypocritical people, hahahaha!” 冷沐辰摆出装逼的模样,悠悠地道:“没错,我师父,也就是嵩山掌门,已经决定了,从今以后,我嵩山派要走邪魔外道之路,杀尽世间一切伪善之徒,哈哈哈哈！” Another four schools of person sweats. 另外四派的人不禁大汗。 The representative who Mount Hua sends could not bear finally, one step steps up to come, said loudly: „The Songshan Faction, your is bringing about own destruction, since you must go to be a companion with the monster evilly, my Mount Hua sends to stand to clean up the gateway today.” 华山派的代表终于忍不住了,一步跨上前来,大声道:“嵩山派,你们这是在自寻死路,既然你们要去与妖邪为伍,我华山派今天就要站出来清理门户。” „, Cleans up the gateway, said the fierce appearance well.” Chen Huan connection said: „Do you, actually your name, act as what position in the Mount Hua Faction?” “哇,清理门户,说得好厉害的样子。”陈焕接口道:“兄台,你究竟姓甚名谁,在华山派中充当什么职位？” That Mount Hua representative proud said/tunnel: „Below mountain by, Mount Hua sends the big Senior Brother.” 那华山代表骄傲地道:“在下岳由,华山派大师兄。” Chen Huan „” sighed two: „It seems like, is your Mount Hua swordsmanship very certainly fierce?” 陈焕“啧啧”地叹了两声:“看来,你的华山剑法一定很厉害咯？” „Nonsense, in the Mount Hua second generation disciple, I am first.” Mountain by complacent said/tunnel: „Does not have other Senior Brother younger sister to win me . Moreover, my pupil surpasses the teacher, martial arts has soon surpassed the master faintly, in the future Mount Hua will send a leader duty, will go to none other than me.” Chen Huan shakes the head, long sighed: „However, you radically are counterfeit goods.” “废话,华山第二代弟子中,我是第一。”岳由得意洋洋地道:“并没有别的师兄妹能打赢我,而且,我青出于蓝而胜于蓝,武功隐隐已经快要超过师父,将来华山派掌门一职,非我莫属。”陈焕摇了摇头,长叹道:“然而,你根本就是个假货啊。” „What?” Mountain by sweat: „How did I become the counterfeit goods?” “啥？”岳由大汗:“我怎么就成假货了？” Chen Huan, was saying to the surrounding crowds seriously loudly: „This fellow named Yue You, is not the disciple who Mount Hua sends the leader, he is the disciple who Mount Hua sends the rebel sweeping the floor Daoist priest, when Mount Hua sends the civil strife, his master sweeping the floor Daoist priest had been expelled the Mount Hua Faction, does not know where rushed to hide, now teaches this surnamed Yue, obviously harbored evil intentions.” 陈焕一本正经地,大声对着周围的围观群众道:“这个叫岳由的家伙,根本就不是华山派掌门的弟子,他是华山派叛徒扫地道长的弟子,在华山派内乱的时候,他的师父扫地道长已经被赶出了华山派,不知道跑到哪里去躲了起来,如今教出这个姓岳的,明显不怀好意。” „What?” The inevitable crowd, this scene also is too in great surprise exciting today, a while is left Zian who the hot work mendicant budhist monk teaches, a while is the mountain that the sweeping the floor Daoist priest teaches by, how felt that what serious matter did hear? “什么？”围观人群大惊,今天这场面也太刺激了吧,一会儿是火工头陀教出来的左子安,一会儿又是扫地道长教出来的岳由,怎么感觉听到了什么不得了的事情？ Mountain by anger extremely: „Nonsense, distortion black and white, hateful.” 岳由怒极:“胡说八道,扭曲黑白,可恶之极。” „Urgently be not denying.” Chen Huan shouts at the top of one's voice to say with a smile suddenly: „Light rain younger sister, this/should you enters the stage.” “别急着否认。”陈焕突然扯开嗓子笑道:“轻雨妹子,该你出场啦。” As his has called, a pretty form jumps onto the stage, that physique is quite graceful, plunders to empty, used standard Mount Hua movement. The people a flower, see at present Chen Huan front were many a female of beautiful appearance, but, this female a little puts on does not make sense, the short sleeve short skirt, the arm and leg revealed half at least, white and shiny shook the eyes of blind person. 随着他一声叫过,一道靓丽的身影跃上台来,那身姿极为曼妙,掠空而过,用的正是标准的华山身法。众人眼前一花,就见到陈焕的面前多了一位美貌的女子,不过,这女子穿得有点不像话啊,短袖短裙,手臂和腿起码露出来了一半,白花花的晃瞎人的眼睛。 Generally speaking, in the rivers and lakes will put on this, only then two schools, one is the Yin-Yang albizzia julibrissin sect, another is the Yunnan five harmful things teaches. 一般来说,江湖中会穿成这样的,只有两个门派,一个就是阴阳合欢宗,另一个是云南五毒教。 The people were guessing that actually this female is in that two evil faction which school, hears her hee hee to say with a smile: „I am Mount Hua send the big Senior Sister, land Qingyu! In front of you this big Senior Brother mountain by, is the counterfeit goods.” 众人正在猜测这女子究竟是那两个邪派中哪一派的,就听到她嘻嘻笑道:“我是华山派大师姐,陆轻雨！你们面前这个大师兄岳由,是假货。” „Yeah? What ghost?” Surrounds the people startled: „Is this Mount Hua sends the big Senior Sister? Is impossible.” “哎？什么鬼？”围观众人大吃一惊:“这是华山派大师姐？不可能吧。” The Mount Hua big Senior Brother mountain on stage is sneered: „Where the seductress, dares to pretend my Mount Hua to send the big Senior Sister, you do not have a look at the appearance that what you put on to have no sense of shame, like this also dares saying that is person who Mount Hua sends, who letter/believes?” 台上的华山大师兄岳由不禁冷笑起来:“何方妖女,敢假冒我华山派大师姐,你也不看看你穿成什么不知羞耻的模样,就这样子还敢说是华山派的人,谁信？” „Precisely, this put on is also odd.” Under the stage the people shake the head together: „On this modeling, said oneself are the five harmful things teaches, we also on the letter/believes, must pretend the Mount Hua Faction, asks you pretend multipurpose desserts, must be fastidious at least in clothing.” “就是嘛,这穿得也太离谱了。”台下众人一起摇头:“就这造型,说自己是五毒教的,我们也就信了,偏偏要假冒华山派,拜托你假冒的时候多用点心,至少在服装这一项上要讲究一点。”
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