The 3 rd Sister Zhang is Fox Immortal 第3章姐姐是狐仙 „Liu Yi, can you lead me to go to here?” “刘弈,你可不可以带我去这里呀？” Liu Yi, looks at front Ma Yixuan dumbfoundedly, a white lace one-piece dress, clear adorable, the character and style ten thousand types, stand on the sidewalk, is pointing at one side „Chinese courtyard quick hotel” the advertisement, said to oneself. 刘弈目瞪口呆地,看着面前的马艺璇,一身白色的花边连衣裙,清纯可爱,风情万种,站在马路边上,指着一旁“汉庭快捷酒店”的招牌,对自己说道。 Goes, goes, goes to here...... 去,去,去这里…… Goes to here to do......[ 去这里干什么呀……[ „Is good...... Others want to go to here to play......” “好不好嘛……人家想去这里玩嘛……” Ma Yixuan holds up Liu Yi's, acts like a spoiled brat prettily. 马艺璇拉起刘弈的手,娇滴滴地撒着娇。 That gentle vigor, almost made the Liu Yi's bone crisp. 那股柔媚劲,差点让刘弈的骨头都酥了。 „This, is like this good......” “这,这样好么……” Liu Yi swallows the saliva, looks that front admired very long class flower. 刘弈吞了吞口水,看着面前自己心仪了很久的班花。 Ma Yixuan is the literary committee member of their class and grade, lives in the neighbor of Liu Yi. 马艺璇是他们班级的文艺委员,更是住在刘弈家的邻居。 This little girl long of called a Peugeot, making Liu Yi like being very long. 这妞长的那叫一个标致,让刘弈喜欢了很久的。 Then, Liu Yi had forgotten how long he liked this girl liking, probably their family first time moved from Ma Yixuan, his first time saw this girl time, has liked. 说起来,刘弈都忘记了自己喜欢这妹纸喜欢了多久了,好像从马艺璇他们家第一次搬过来,他第一次看到这妹纸的时候,就已经喜欢上了。 However this girl to his manner, is actually very desolate. 不过这妹纸对他的态度,却一直是很冷淡的。 Today this was, was drawing itself unexpectedly, can go to the Chinese courtyard quick hotel to take a stroll? 今天这是怎么了,竟然拉着自己,要去汉庭快捷酒店溜达溜达？ This, in the legend the loser spring, arrived finally! 这,传说中屌丝的春天,终于来到了么！ Liu Yi immediately in the eye is tears. 刘弈顿时眼睛里都是热泪啊。 „Has anything not well, you looked that we knew nearly for three years!” “有什么不好的呀,你看,我们都认识了快三年了呀！” Ma Yixuan was smiling, the Liu Yi body that smiled to Liu Yi charmingly is about to melt. 马艺璇对着刘弈妩媚地一笑,笑的刘弈身子都快化了。 „I know, you to others hearts...... Moreover you very have also been good to others, others thought that anything cannot give you...... Gave itself you well......” “我知道,你对人家的心……而且你对人家也一直很好,人家觉得,没有什么能给你的……就把自己交给你好了……” She was saying, looks like apple of blushing. 她说着,脸红的像苹果。 „But this...... It is not really good...... I will be regarded am a hoodlum!” “可是这样……真的不好吧……我会被人当成是流氓的！” „That considers as finished, we go home.” “那算了,我们回家吧。” „Walks, opens room!”[ “走走走,开房去！”[ „Won't be treated as hoodlum?” “不是会被当作流氓吗？” „Fears anything, my Liu Yi is a hoodlum!” “怕什么,我刘弈本来就是流氓！” Liu Yi beast blood boiling, he had held on Ma Yixuan's at this time, went in directly opened the room. 刘弈这时候已经兽血沸腾了,他拉住马艺璇的手,直接进去就开了房。 Entered that small room, Liu Yi could not bear warmly romantically, grasped the Ma Yixuan fragrantly body is one crazily gnaws. 一进那温馨浪漫地小房间,刘弈就忍不住了,抱住马艺璇香喷喷地身体就是一顿狂啃。 But at this time, the sound that in the Ma Yixuan mouth actually sent out the aunt. 而就在这时候,马艺璇口中却发出大妈的声音来。 „Oh! Your this young fellow, you were insane you! How you see the person to gnaw you!” “唉唉唉！你这小伙子,你疯了吧你！你怎么见人就啃啊你！” This can sound that the eardrum shatters, making Liu Yi direct come soberly. 这能把耳膜震裂的声音,让刘弈直接清醒过来。 He opens the eye, discovered that front all changed. 他睁开眼睛,发现面前的一切都变了。 The warm romantic great-circle bed room disappears. 温馨浪漫的大圆床房间不见了。 Attractive gently beautiful Ma Yixuan girl also disappears. 漂亮柔美的马艺璇妹纸也不见了。 One are hugging one to lead the aunt of red armband, mouth also pro- on others arms. 自己正搂着一个带着红袖标的大妈,嘴巴还亲在人家的胳膊上。 Fuck me, this is the whatever situation! 我勒个草,这是神马情况！ Liu Yi sobered immediately completely, has stood from the lawn of park. 刘弈顿时完全清醒了,从公园的草地上站了起来。 „Did spring dream awake? You said that your this young fellow, is the student! How on lying down park lawn to sleep, rests rests, but also raises a rumpus to me......” “春梦醒了？你说你这小伙子,还是学生吧！怎么躺公园草地上睡觉,睡就睡吧,还对我动手动脚的……” The aunt has pulled her red armband, started the education through criticism to Liu Yi. 大妈拉扯了一下自己的红袖标,对刘弈开始了批评教育。 „You said that your present children, too did not make the guardian be free from worry, you said you......” “你说你们现在的孩子,太不让家长省心了,你说你……” This aunt Balla Balla said a big pile, Liu Yi actually stands there is in a daze. 这大妈巴拉巴拉说了一大堆,刘弈却站在那里发愣。 How I can here...... 我怎么会在这里的…… Right...... He records suddenly, yesterday approximately arrived here by attractive girl...... 对了……他忽然记起来,昨天自己被一个漂亮妹纸给约到这里的…… However, finally that girl massacred oneself probably...... 但是,最后那妹纸好像把自己杀掉了…… Liu Yi feels own Chest, actually discovered that there, however inside small undershirt actually broke an opening well. 刘弈摸着自己的心口,却发现那里好好的,但是里面的小衫却破了一个口子。 Your mother!![ 尼玛！[ The sincerity is strange! 真心奇怪啊！ He records suddenly, later probably also had Fairy Maiden young girl to rescue itself! 他忽然又记起来,之后好像又有个仙女mm救了自己！ This...... It is not has a dream! 这……不是做梦吧！ Liu Yi is absent-minded, what to do some did not know should. 刘弈恍恍惚惚的,都有些不知道该怎么办了。 „Has any dream, your trash humanity! Idiot youngster!” “做什么梦啊,你个废柴人类！白痴少年！” But at this time, near the Liu Yi's ear, suddenly has resounded a voice of familiar female. 而就在这时候,刘弈的耳边,忽然响起了一个熟悉的女子的声音。 „! Ghosts!” “啊！鬼啊！” Liu Yi has called out in alarm one immediately. 刘弈顿时惊叫了一声。 „You said that I am a ghost!” “你说我是鬼！” The aunt is not glad immediately, „your this child, I am teach hello, how you did not appreciate kindness rendered, added that I am a ghost, your this child certainly is the heavy taste, woman who likes my this ages. Oh, the elder sister young time, indeed is big beauty, even if now were a little old, is old yet still graceful, therefore, I understand......” 那大妈顿时不乐意了,“你这孩子,我是教你好,你怎么不领情,还说我是鬼,你这孩子一定是重口味吧,喜欢我这个年龄段的女人。唉,姐姐年轻时候啊,的确是个大美人,就算现在有点老了,也是风韵犹存,所以啊,我理解……” She is eloquent, starts a Balla Balla. 她口若悬河,又开始一顿巴拉巴拉。 But near Liu Yi's ear, but also is making a sound that girl sound. 而刘弈的耳边,还响着那个妹纸的声音。 „Ghost your younger sister! The elder sister is Fox Immortal!” “鬼你妹啊！姐姐是狐仙！” Liu Yi must collapse. 刘弈真的要崩溃了。 Broad daylight, oneself really damn? 光天化日的,自己真的见鬼了吗？ This Lin Ziyi surely was too gloomy...... Right, looks sunlight place, kills evil ghost! 这个林子一定是太阴森了……对,去找有阳光的地方,把恶鬼杀死！ No matter Liu Yi that stands in the aunt who that continues the education through criticism, turns around to run. 刘弈不管那站在那继续批评教育的大妈,转身就跑。 „Oh, how your this young fellow ran! At least gives a telephone to the elder sister, we often relate......” “唉唉唉,你这小伙子怎么跑了！起码给姐姐留个电话呀,我们常联系啊……” Aunt's reluctant to part voice, has tagged along after Liu Yi to go. 大妈恋恋不舍的声音,一直尾随着刘弈而去。 Liu Yi in a panic runs, sound that but near the ear has actually turned toward that beautiful woman. 刘弈一路仓皇地跑,但耳边却一直向着那美女的声音。 „You run anything! Do not run! Oh you also run, running is very quick! When you you are Liu Xiang you, must come hundred meters to jump a hurdle again you!” “你跑什么啊！别跑啊！哎呀你还跑,跑的还挺快！你当你是刘翔啊你,要不要再来个百米跨栏啊你！” That sound is not sentencing to pay the Liu Yi's ear, is similar to the demon sound fills the brain. 那声音不断追着刘弈的耳朵,如同魔音灌脑。 Liu Yi fears must die, when he cannot choose the exact way because of flurry almost crashes in the park pond, from his right hand, suddenly flies red smog, condenses the shape of fox, float before the Liu Yi body. 刘弈怕的要死,就在他慌不择路差点冲进公园池塘的时候,从他的右手当中,忽然飞出来一道红色的烟雾,凝聚成狐狸的形状,悬浮在刘弈身前。 „Mother!” “妈呀！” Liu Yi leg one soft, sat on the ground directly. 刘弈腿一软,直接一屁股坐在了地上。 Luckily this daytime park person are few, otherwise Liu Yi must attract many attention. 幸亏这白天公园人少,否则刘弈真的要吸引不少的眼球了。 „You run anything! this young miss so is scary!” “你跑什么啊！本小姐就那么吓人吗！” The smog of that fox shape gradually flutters to Liu Yi's in front, frightens the Liu Yi whole body to feel cold, the vest is the perspiration! 那狐狸形状的烟雾缓缓飘到刘弈的面前,吓得刘弈浑身发冷,背心都是汗！ „You, you are anything......” “你,你到底是什么……” Liu Yi squeezes out these characters from the root. 刘弈从牙根里挤出这几个字来。 Heaven!, the broad daylight meets the ghost, my Liu Yi was dying really! 天啊,光天化日遇鬼,我刘弈真的要死了么！ wū wū wū, does not want, I do not die is a place! 呜呜呜,不要啊,我不要死的时候还是个处啊！ I have not even traced the Ma Yixuan's small hand...... 我甚至还没摸一下马艺璇的小手…… However yesterday had traced a girl's chest actually! What a pity is the poor breast! 不过昨天倒是摸过一个女孩子的胸！可惜是贫乳啊！ I did not want not to trace the oversized chest such dead! 我不要没摸过大胸就这么死掉了！ Liu Yi wants the crying tears. 刘弈欲哭泪。 The gods, save me quickly! 神啊,快来救救我吧！ I surely give you to burn incense, burns the Aoi Sora picture! 我一定给你多烧香,多烧苍井空的照片！ While various Liu Yi types begs help from all quarters to beg various Heavenly God Buddha the time, that Little Fox opened the mouth. 正当刘弈各种求爷爷告奶奶乞求诸天神佛的时候,那小狐狸又开口了。 „You tremble anything you, looks that appearance that you fear, but also is the man you! Told you, this young miss was not the ghost, was Fox Immortal! Chaste beautiful good adorable gentle Little Fox Immortal!” “你哆嗦什么啊你,看你怕的那个样子,还是不是男人啊你！告诉你,本小姐不是什么鬼,是狐仙！纯洁美丽善良可爱温柔的小狐仙！” Imposing exploding moved to prepare to start, over the two days started to calculate the number of votes, collected the number and fresh flower number! Today first 5, everybody does not want the parsimonious fresh flower collection and distinguished guest ticket, pounds entirely to Old Yang! Old Yang will count these data, explodes starting from Monday greatly, suffices many to explode many chapters! Has continued to 11 th! Can make Old Yang spit blood or not, looks your! 轰轰烈烈的爆更活动准备开始了,这两天开始计算票数,收藏数和鲜花数啦！今天先5更,大家不要吝啬鲜花收藏和贵宾票,统统砸给老羊吧！老羊会统计这些数据,从周一开始大爆更,够多少就爆多少章！一直持续到11号哦！能让老羊吐血与否,就看你们的啦！ Note: Every 100 collections explode one, every 2000 fresh flowers explode one, every 3000 distinguished guests explode one! The rich wooden money can join! Quickly with your warm racket dead Old Yang! 注:每100收藏爆一更,每2000鲜花爆一更,每3000贵宾爆一更！有钱木钱都能加入！快用你们的热情拍死老羊吧！