Chapter 2 chest was too small 第2章胸太小了 That flash, Liu Yi as if thought one had taken possession by the spring brother, he lifts his hand reluctantly, to the head of that bald round, one cruel-hearted, immediately. 那一瞬间,刘弈似乎觉得自己被春哥附体了,他勉强抬起自己的手来,冲着那秃头圆滚滚的脑瓜子,一狠心,顿时了一下。 When, clear delightful. 当的一声,清脆悦耳。 „Oh, Director Wang, you in this, I are your student, don't you know me?” “哎呀,王主任,您在这啊,我是您的学生啊,您不认识我啦？” Liu Yi has hit Haha immediately.[ 刘弈立刻打了个哈哈。[ „Fuck, your he courts death, who is your Director!” “卧槽,你他吗找死,谁是你主任！” That bald by, pain unbearable, turns the head immediately, is staring at Liu Yi ominously. 那秃头被了一下,疼的够呛,顿时转过头来,凶巴巴地盯着刘弈。 In a flash, all courage disappear, the Liu Yi two legs become tender, only wants to sit on the ground. 一瞬间,所有的勇气都不见了,刘弈两腿发软,只想坐在地上。 Was only a pity that the surroundings is a person, pushes a lump to stare at them, making Liu Yi hide does not hide. 只可惜,周围都是人,挤成一坨盯着他们,让刘弈躲都躲不了。 At this time, the car(riage) just right brake, arrived. 这时候,车正好一刹车,到站了。 „little bastard, gets out with me! The paralysis, the bad father good deed, does not kill you today!” “小崽子,跟我下车！麻痹,坏老子好事,今天不打死你！” That bald saw the beautiful woman who one profited pushes the crowd to get out, immediately the in the heart anger, one entrains Liu Yi, took along continually drags to tear off the public transportation. 那秃头看到自己正在占便宜的美女挤开人群下了车,顿时心中更加火气,一把拽住刘弈,连拉带拖地扯下了公交车。 The heart that Liu Yi cries had, the paralysis, oneself so are how bad luck! Said the heroic sad beauty pass/test, but are not a hero, fell so to be out! 刘弈哭的心都有了,麻痹,自己怎么这么倒霉啊！都说英雄难过美人关,可自己也不是英雄啊,怎么也落了个如此下场！ Already because female was hit one, but must be hit one! Damn, pit dead father! 已经因为女的被打了一顿了,还要被打一顿吗！操,坑死爹了啊！ Liu Yi goes all out to struggle, but he of hand strength to truss up a chicken, was entrained the public transportation. 刘弈拼命挣扎,但手缚鸡之力的他,还是被拽下公交车。 „No, other cut-off gate, making me come up!” “别,别关车门啊,让我上去！” Liu Yi goes all out to beckon to the public transportation. 刘弈拼命地对公交车招手。 But the driver has probably not actually seen to be the same, a foot accelerator, the public transportation frisks and scampers running. 但司机却好像没看见一样,一脚油门,公交车撒欢似的跑了。 The person near platform, shunts one row, no one wants to mind others'business. 站台附近的人,也躲开一排,谁也不想多管闲事。 „Lets minding others'business of your mother!” “让你妈的管闲事！” That bald falls Liu Yi on the ground, must trample him. 那秃头把刘弈摔在地上,就要踹他。 But at this time, among his both legs, were suddenly many to put on the foot of red canvas shoe from behind. 而这时候,他的双腿中间,突然从后面多出一只穿着红色帆布鞋的脚来。 „áo áo!” “嗷嗷！” This male servant pain desire of - immortal desire - death, kneels down on the ground, pain twitched.[ 这厮疼的欲-仙欲-死,跪倒在地上,疼的都抽搐了。[ Before that has gotten down the beautiful woman of public vehicle, is standing in behind, has pulled up also in a daze Liu Yi. 那之前下了公车的美女,正站在后面,一把拉起了还在发呆的刘弈。 „Walks, run!” “走,快跑！” The beautiful woman two words were not many said that held up Liu Yi's directly, then has launched escape same dashing about wildly. 美女二话不多说,直接拉起刘弈的手,然后展开了逃命一样的狂奔。 Pitiful Liu Yi has not responded that was towed to run directly, nearly falls to the ground. 可怜刘弈还没反应过来,直接被拖着跑了起来,险些又摔到在地上。 „You, you are waiting to me......” “你,你们给我等着……” That bald still kneels on the ground, the Second Brother causes heavy losses, feared that a short time cannot crawl. 那秃头依然跪在地上,二弟重创,怕是一时半会爬不起来了。 Liu Yi pledged that he has not run such far road! 刘弈发誓,他从来没跑过这么远的路！ Two person dash about wildly, finally stopped in an avenue in park. 两个人一阵狂奔,最后在一个公园的林荫路中停了下来。 „Ran, was too tired to move any further......” “跑,跑不动了……” Liu Yi is breathing heavily the atmosphere, looks that side ran was so long, the breath did not have rapid beautiful woman one eyes, „you, you were the athlete......” 刘弈喘着大气,看着身旁跑了这么久,却呼吸都没急促的美女一眼,“你,你是运动员吗……” „That actually, but, thanked you to save me very much today. My master told me, had been rescued, must thank.” “那倒不是,不过,很感谢你今天救了我。我师父和我说过,被人救了,一定要答谢的。” The beautiful women look at Liu Yi animated, then said with a smile. 美女俏生生地看着刘弈,然后笑道。 „No, does not use, is I should doing......” “不,不用了,都是我该做的……” Liu Yi thought that at this time, oneself should appear great. 刘弈觉得,这时候,自己应该显得伟大一点。 „Do you name?” “你叫什么名字呀？” „I called Lei Feng (selfless model citizen)!” “我叫雷锋！” Liu Yi breathed heavily two tones, spoke to select finally normally. 刘弈喘了两口气,总算说话能正常点了。 Running real tired. 跑的真累啊。 „Hee hee......” “嘻嘻……” The beautiful woman has smiled, Liu Yi that looks at stayed the eye. 那美女笑了起来,看的刘弈呆了眼。 Good, is quite attractive...... 好,好漂亮啊…… „You really comedy...... Good, Comrade Lei Feng (selfless model citizen), I called Lin Tong, the words that no matter what, the master spoke, must always listen. I must thank your.”[ “你真搞笑……好吧,雷锋同志,我叫林彤,不管怎么说,师父说的话,总是要听的。我一定要答谢你的。”[ „That, how do you want to thank me?” “那,那你要怎么答谢我？” Liu Yi blinked. 刘弈眨了眨眼睛。 His that excels in the brain of fantasy extremely, started the rich association. 他那极度擅长yy的大脑中,又开始了丰富的联想。 Let her be own girlfriend? 让她做自己的女朋友？ tch tch, a little went too far! 啧啧,有点太过分了吧！ Not Tathagata point h! 不如来点更h的！ Kisses? 亲一下？ Really implicit, Liu Yi, opportunity must not be lost, loses no longer comes! 真含蓄,刘弈啊,机不可失,失不再来啊！ Again, again a h point? 再,再h一点的？ How touches the chest? 摸下胸如何？ Hey, seems like this beautiful woman Lin Tong's chest, is not small...... 嘿嘿,貌似这个美女林彤的胸,不小啊…… Liu Yi swallows the saliva, is pondering over must say oneself idea the time, the beautiful woman has actually gathered side Liu Yi's. 刘弈吞了吞口水,正琢磨要不要说出自己想法的时候,美女却是凑到了刘弈的身边。 The body of that beauty is fragrant, made the Liu Yi's entire body stiff instantaneously. 那美人的体香,瞬间让刘弈的整个身体都僵硬了。 „To thank you, lets me, takes away your vitality......” “为了答谢你,就让我,拿走你的生命力吧……” Saying, Lin Tong's, was puncturing from the Liu Yi's lower abdomen suddenly. A severe pain, spreads over the Liu Yi's whole body instantaneously. He has not understood how is a matter, the whole person starts to be corroded by dark(ness). 说着,林彤的手,忽然从刘弈的小腹中刺了进去。一股剧痛,瞬间传遍刘弈的全身。他还没明白到底是怎么一回事,整个人就开始被黑暗所侵蚀。 This, what's all this about...... 这,这是怎么回事…… I, I was dying...... 我,我就要死了么…… But but, has not traced the chest...... 可是,可是还没有摸到胸啊…… Liu Yi has closed the eye slowly. 刘弈缓缓闭上了眼睛。 But at this time, near his ear, heard the shouts of some people indistinctly. 而这时候,他的耳边,隐隐约约听到有人的喊声。 The voice of female, very of pleasant to hear...... 还是个女子的声音,很好听…… „Bold Fox Demon! Dares in this offending somebody life! Harasses you not to!” “大胆狐妖！竟敢在此伤人性命！扰你不得！” That voice falls, Liu Yi suddenly body one light, then mounts the clouds and rides the mist, flew in a direction. 那话音落下,刘弈忽然身子一轻,接着腾云驾雾似的,向着一个方向飞了过去。 „pā!” “啪！” Finally, he as if fell in a soft place . Moreover, very fragrant...... Compared with that Lin Tong's body also fragrant...... 最后,他似乎落到了一个柔软的地方里,而且,很香……比那林彤的身上还香…… Also is a female...... Does not know that her chest does have that Lin Tong's in a big way...... 又是个女子么……就是不知道,她的胸有没有那林彤的大…… At least before dying, making me grasp the chest...... 起码死前,让我抓一下胸啊…… Liu Yi, opens an eye blurry, saw beautiful the female who does not make sense, is hugging herself. 刘弈迷迷糊糊地,睁开一只眼睛来,看到有个美的不像话的女子,正抱着自己。 „Certain, to heaven......” “一定,是到了天堂了……” He was saying, lifts hand reluctantly, has grasped in the front of that beautiful woman. 他说着,勉强抬起手来,在那美女的胸前抓了一把。 „!” “啊！” Calls out in alarm! Liu Yi was thrown the ground. 一声惊呼！刘弈被扔到了地上。 „Bastard! indecent! I have killed you!” “混蛋！下流！我杀了你！” After the female Liu Yi throws the ground, hears Liu Yi indistinctly to say one. 那女子把刘弈扔到地上后,听到刘弈隐隐约约说了一句。 „Was a pity really...... Before dying, touches, such small......” “真可惜……死前摸到的,这么小……” „Bastard, where my Gu Yu is small! Is your this simpleton, was deceived by Fox Demon does not know!” “混蛋,我谷雨哪里小啦！就是你这种呆子,被狐妖骗了都不知道！” Stamping the feet that the female air/Qi, but at this time, in her control, is occupying that Fox Demon soul. 那女子气的跺脚,而此时,她的手心里,正盘踞着那狐妖的魂魄。 She wants this indecent embryo to throw no matter here, some are actually not cruel enough. 她想把这下流胚扔在这里不管,却又有些不忍心。 „Master said that saves others a life, the victory makes the 7th rank buddhist monk. Ok, saved you to assign...... Your vitality was seized, can only close right up against evil creature to save you to assign. evil creature, this is your good fortune, saves others a life, was you do good deeds for oneself!” “师父说,救人一命,胜造七级浮屠。算了,就救你一命好了……你的生命力被夺,只能靠着孽畜救你一命了。孽畜,这便是你的造化,救人一命,算是你为自己积德了！” The Gu Yu squatting lower part of the body, blushes. 谷雨蹲下身来,红着脸。 She puts in that soul the mouth, then delivered to the Liu Yi's lip. 她把那魂魄放入口中,然后送向了刘弈的嘴唇。 That Liu Yi in an instant, saw finally faintly, then had been traced the beautiful female of chest by oneself, kissed slowly on own lip. 那刘弈在最后一念之间,隐隐看到,那被自己摸了胸的绝美女子,缓缓吻在了自己的唇上。 Really, to heaven...... 真的,是到了天堂啊…… Oh, was a pity , the chest of heaven female, small of too much...... 唉,真可惜,天堂女子的胸,太特么的小了……