MEG :: Volume #4

#332: Practical joke of cliche ....


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Hears the cliche the words, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao first gawked , her face pleasantly surprised asking, „do your you plan to return to us to live in tonight?” 听到陈言的话,余巧巧先是愣了一下,紧接着,她一脸惊喜的问道,“你你打算今晚回咱们家住吗?” The cliche asked with a smile, how? Doesn't welcome?” 陈言笑着反问道,“怎么?不欢迎?” odd/surplus skillful swinging like the rattle-drum, how can, how be able.” 余巧巧头摇的像个拨浪鼓一样,“怎么会,怎么会。” After she said that discovered oneself seem like the performance was too warm, therefore her also face red lowering the head, said hastily, my I am very happy.” 她说完以后,才发现自己好像表现的太热情了,所以她又连忙脸红红的低下头,说道,“我我就是挺开心的。” The cliche touches her head, said with a smile, beforehand was not busy during that time.” 陈言摸了摸她的脑袋,笑着说道,“之前那段时间不是忙嘛。” Now these days has been busy, therefore goes to you to live for several days.” “现在这几天忙过了,所以去你家住几天。” Hears the cliche the words, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao first is shy nod. However another face earnest investigation correct path, is our family/home.” 听到陈言的话,余巧巧先是害羞的点了点头。但是紧接着又一脸认真的纠正道,“是咱们家。” Heard odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the words, the cliche gawked, then nods with a smile, to...... our family/home.” 听到余巧巧的话,陈言愣了一下,然后笑着点了点头,“对……咱们家。” After chatting must live together temporarily several days of matters, two people also discussed that tonight has what food, works. 聊完了要暂时同居几天的事以后,两人又商议起今晚吃什么饭,做什么活动。 The odd/surplus skillful cook is very good, the cliche is to know, therefore he also without hesitation selected itself to eat the vegetable/dish that. 余巧巧的厨艺很好,陈言是知道的,所以他也毫不犹豫的点了自己想吃的菜。 odd/surplus skillful does not know where takes out a small book, a pen, then earnest holds the small book to write down. 余巧巧不知道从哪里取出一个小本本,一只笔,然后认认真真的捧着小本本记了下来。 Sees odd/surplus Qiaoqiao that earnest appearance, the cliche thought that the skillful boss is lovable. 看到余巧巧那认真的样子,陈言不由的更觉得巧巧老板可爱。 After completing tonight's plan, the office restored gradually peacefully, two people started to be busy at the respective matter respectively. 在做完了今晚的计划以后,办公室就渐渐恢复了安静,两人开始分别忙起了各自的事。 The designer of odd/surplus skillful achievement gizmondo, is " Clay figurine Ultimate Elimination series » personnel, after the game gets online, has been very busy. 余巧巧作为游戏公司的设计师,又是《泥人终极淘汰赛》的主创人员,所以在游戏上线以后,一直很忙。 After all, «Clay figurine» is a web, moreover in has the web that buys. For can prolong the game life span, as the development company, must design new checkpoint that or stops, new role, with new skin 毕竟,《泥人》是一款网游,而且还是有内购的网游。为了可以延长游戏寿命,作为开发公司,必须要不停的设计新的关卡,新的角色,和新的皮肤 Only by doing so, the player will maintain the coherency to the game, can continue the krypton gold/metal 只有这样,玩家才会对游戏保持粘性,才能继续氪金 But compares odd/surplus Qiaoqiao, the cliche was idler. 而相比余巧巧,陈言就清闲多了。 He looked met odd/surplus Qiaoqiao after the design paper that in the book wrote to draw, put out the cell phone, wanted to look for a matter to do. 他看了一会余巧巧在本子上写写画画的设计图纸以后,就拿出手机,想要找点事干。 Just put out the cell phone, the cell phone of cliche resounded ding-dong one. 刚拿出手机,陈言的手机就响起了“叮咚”一声。 The cliche looked, the discovery was QQ comes the information. 陈言看了一下,发现是qq来信息了。 The point opened the QQ information, the cliche looked, the discovery was the information that young married woman author sent. 点开qq信息,陈言看了一下,发现是那个少妇作者发来的信息。 Big shot. Had not chatted with you, where are you from?】 【大佬。一直都没怎么和你聊过,你是哪里人啊?】 Saw QQ of that author, the cliche typed two characters without hesitation, Qindao. 看到那个作者的qq,陈言不假思索的打了两个字,【琴岛】。 In a minute, that author replied, 片刻,那个作者就回复了过来, 【. Quite skillful. I am also a native of Qindao. We are the fellow villagers.】 【天哪。好巧啊。我也是琴岛人。咱们是老乡哦。】 Looks at the information, the cliche blinks, is a little surprised. 看着信息,陈言眨了眨眼,有点惊讶。 Real false. 真的假的。 Oneself and is this author a fellow villager? 自己和这个作者是同乡? The cliche was immediately warmer the reply information, This! That is very skillful.】 陈言顿时连回复信息都热情了许多,【这样啊!那真的很巧。】 Has free time to eat meal together. I also not with author surface base.】 【有空一起吃饭啊。我还从没和作者面基过呢。】 Whiz ~ “嗖~” Also in a minute, is ding-dong one, 片刻,又是“叮咚”一声, Line. Without the issue.】 【行啊。没问题。】 But, I work am a little busy. Therefore not necessarily has the time. Moreover my daughter, she had a vacation, I must accompany her.】 【不过,我工作有点忙。所以不一定有时间。而且我有一个女儿,她放假了,我也要陪她。】 Looks at the reply of this author, saying that the cliche does not care about, That does not worry. I am also very busy these days ~ 看着这个作者的回复,陈言不在意的说道,【那不着急。我这段时间也挺忙的~】 Possibly because the cell phone of cliche always has the sound, after listening to several times, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao curious raising the head looked at one. 可能因为陈言的手机总有响声,在听了几次之后,余巧巧好奇的抬头看了一眼。 Then saw that the cliche is chatting QQ with a person. 然后就看到陈言在和一个人聊着qq。 She looked at two secretly, the name called Marriage of failure, Looks at the name to seem like a woman 她偷偷望了两眼,名字叫【失败的婚姻】,看名字像是个女人 Possibly because odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the vision is a little direct, cliche very easily perceived. 可能因为余巧巧的目光有点直接,陈言很轻易的就觉察到了。 After he sent the latest information, looked up odd/surplus Qiaoqiao one eyes. 他发完了最新一条信息以后,抬头看了余巧巧一眼。 Two people vision from the sky connect 两人的目光在空中交汇 odd/surplus skillful immediately a little flustered answered, my I did not want to look intentionally. Is your cell phone always makes a sound 余巧巧顿时有点慌张的解释道,“我我不是故意想要看的。是你的手机总响” The cliche smiles, said, is all right. Is and an author chats several.” 陈言笑了笑,说道,“没事。就是和一个作者聊几句。” Author?” odd/surplus tilts the head skillfully, asking of doubts. “作者?”余巧巧歪头,疑惑的问道。 The cliche nods. 陈言点了点头。 He just wants to explain several, but had words on the tip of the tongue to stop: Because he was born suddenly a fun idea 他刚想解释几句,但是话到嘴边一下停住了:因为他突然诞生了一个好玩的想法 Is thinking, the cliche while looks at odd/surplus Qiaoqiao, asking that smiles badly, yeah? Right, skillful. Do you usually like?” 一边想着,陈言一边看着余巧巧,坏笑的问道,“哎?对了,巧巧。你平时喜欢吗?” Possibly because the topic of cliche transfers is too stiff. 可能因为陈言的话题转的太生硬。 Therefore, hears the cliche the words, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao gawked, then dull nod, low voice saying, also fortunately.” 所以,听到陈言的话,余巧巧愣了一下,然后呆呆的点了点头,小声的说道,“还还好。” Hears odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the words, the smile of cliche was more abundant. 听到余巧巧的话,陈言的笑容更盛了。 He switches over the cell phone desktop badly with a smile, then selected app, said, that I recommended your book to look, was very attractive.” 他坏笑着切换到手机桌面,然后点开了app,说道,“那我推荐你本书看,特别好看。” odd/surplus skillful was duller. 余巧巧更呆了。 This ‘这’ Wasn't chatting the author a moment ago?’ ‘刚才不还是在聊作者吗?’ How didn't a word push the book at earliest convenience?’ ‘怎么一言不合就推书了?’ ‚Was this too also sudden?’ ‘这也太突然了吧?’ Moreover the female and male students like not quite same?’ ‘而且男女生喜欢的不太一样吧?’ Thinking, her low voice saying, cliche, I am liking about your male students, is not interested.” 这么想着,她小声的说道,“陈言,我对你们男生喜欢的,不太感兴趣。” She said, these immortal cultivation, kills, I cannot look.” 她道,“那些修仙的,打打杀杀的,我都看不进去。” The cliche shakes the head, is not that type.” 陈言摇头,“不是那种类型的。” odd/surplus skillful thought of anything probably, lowers the head, small face red saying, that plural marriage, I, I cannot look.” 余巧巧像是想到了什么,低着头,小脸红红的说道,“那种一夫多妻的,我也,我也看不进去。” The cliche stayed: This anything with anything. 陈言呆了一下:这都什么跟什么啊。 He said, I want to give you to recommend a female frequency.” 他说道,“我是想给你推荐一本女频。” Then was one's turn odd/surplus Qiaoqiao to be surprised. 这下轮到余巧巧惊讶了。 She looks to the cliche, female frequency?” 她看向陈言,“女频?” Then, she uses a face strange expression to look at the cliche 接着,她用一脸奇奇怪怪的表情看着陈言 Cliche: 陈言: Do not want to be many!” “你别想多!” I look at this, what because is this author wrote is the male frequency, finally who knows that wrote the female frequency newly, therefore I went to the female frequency with the author together.” “我之所以看这本,是因为这个作者原本写的是男频,结果谁知道新书写女频了,所以我就跟着作者一起去了女频。” Hears the cliche the words, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao then nod of suddenly. 听到陈言的话,余巧巧这才恍然的点了点头。 Cliche book share to odd/surplus Qiaoqiao, while answered, I was chatting with this author a moment ago.” 陈言一边把书分享给余巧巧,一边解释道,“我刚才就在和这本的作者聊天。” You have free time also to have a look.” Saying, blinking that he smiles again badly, is very energetic.” “你有空也看看吧。”说着,他再次坏笑的眨眨眼,“很带劲儿的。” odd/surplus skillful has not thought one day, oneself can chat with the cliche. 余巧巧从来没想过有一天,自己会和陈言聊起来。 Especially, the expression that the cliche always smiles badly, making her feel a little strange. 尤其是,陈言总是坏笑的表情,让她感觉有点怪怪的。 However, facing the cliche, she will not always say not, therefore she can only the design manuscript in clever putting down hand, the obedient putting out cell phone, look at of cliche recommendation. 不过,面对陈言,她从来都不会说“不”,所以她只能乖巧的放下手中的设计稿,听话的拿出手机,看起了陈言推荐的这本。 «I Gave Crossing over To live Monkey». 《我给穿越者生了个猴子》。 Looks at the book title, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao at present slightly one bright, feels like a little meaning, probably what brain hole is elegant 看着书名,余巧巧眼前微微一亮,觉得好像有点意思,像是什么脑洞清奇的 Hugged to consider to train and cliche she of common language, starts to expect looked at this. 原本只是抱着想培养一下和陈言的共同语言的她,开始期待的看起了这本。 The result opening Chapter 1, renovated odd/surplus Qiaoqiao three views. 结果开局第一章,就刷新了余巧巧的三观。 Actually plot how strange: After all, in female frequency book, male lord strong book of female lord opening, was too common. 倒不是情节多么的离奇:毕竟,女频书里,男主“强”了女主开头的书,太常见了。 But is this meat play writes is too undisguised, was too explosive! 而是这的肉戏写的太露骨,太劲爆了! Has not looked at odd/surplus Qiaoqiao of this description, being red in the face that suddenly looks. 从来没看过这种描写的余巧巧,一时间看的面红耳赤。 But after looking, she is lowering the head lowly, does not dare to look at the cliche. 而看完以后,她更是低垂着头,不敢看陈言。 Lowered to the chest on quickly. 头都快低到胸上了。 She also understood cliche mouth truly energetically meaning 她也真正明白了陈言嘴里“带劲儿”的意思 This lets in the one side practical joke successful cliche, at heart smiling. 这让在一旁恶作剧成功的陈言,心里不停的偷着乐。 Witnessed the pure skillful boss to read this type of meat article, cliche inexplicable had a crisp feeling. Ka ka. 亲眼目睹了纯纯的巧巧老板看这种肉文,陈言莫名的有一种爽感。哇咔咔。 However. Shy skillful boss, was too lovable? 不过。害羞的巧巧老板,也太可爱了吧? Thinking, the cliche was holding in the arms odd/surplus Qiaoqiao gently, then the mouth gathered near odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the ear, asked in a soft voice, skillful ~ attractive?” 这么想着,陈言轻轻的搂住了余巧巧,然后嘴凑到了余巧巧耳边,轻声问道,“巧巧~好看吗?” In the speech, the cliche is also spitting the steam intentionally lightly, the sound is low and deep, but magnetic. 在说话的时候,陈言还故意轻吐着热气,声音低沉而有磁性。 That a few words, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao ear „” one was red, the body also shivered. 只是那一句话,余巧巧的耳朵就不由的“噌”的一下红了,身体也颤抖了一下。 Even her leg also clamps tight 甚至连她的腿也都夹的紧紧的 The cliche keen capture odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the petty action, he put on the hand odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the leg with a smile gently, then stroking gently gently. 陈言敏锐的捕捉到了余巧巧的小动作,他笑着把手轻轻放到余巧巧的腿上,然后轻轻的摩挲。 His every strokes gently one time, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the body shivers is fiercer, the red face lowers the head, the hand grips tight, is restraining the response of body vigorously. 他的每一次摩挲,余巧巧的身体就不由颤抖的更厉害,通红的脸低着头,手攥的紧紧的,极力克制着自己身体的反应。 The cliche saw that smiles badly ~ 陈言见状,笑得更坏了~ However, how long he is not self-satisfied, because possibly was too shy, the delicate skillful boss has revolted unexpectedly rarely: She one stands, then face red saying, Chen, the cliche, I goes to bathroom!” 不过,他并没有得意多久,可能因为太害羞了,一直柔弱的巧巧老板居然难得反抗了一下:她一下站起来,然后脸通红的说道,“陈,陈言,我去上个厕所!” Then, she has ignored the response on cliche, covered the face to run! 说完,她也没顾的上陈言的反应,就这么捂着脸跑了! Looks the back that skillful boss that runs away flustered, a cliche face compels ignorant. 看着巧巧老板那慌张逃走的背影,陈言一脸懵逼。 What's the matter 怎么回事 Did the skillful boss who succeeds in obtaining run? 到手的巧巧老板跑了? Was too exciting? 难道是太刺激了? Is insufficient? 不至于吧? The cliche hears in the room also to remain, the White Rabbit Creamy Candy fragrance of skillful boss, is a little disconsolate. 陈言闻着房间里还残留着的,巧巧老板的大白兔奶糖香味,有点惆怅。 Considers as finished, must go to her home to live in any case tonight, when the time comes has a look at the opportunity to eat this slightly lovable! 算了算了,反正今晚就要去她家里住了,到时候看看有没有机会吃掉这个小可爱吧! But at this time, goes into the restroom to result in odd/surplus Qiaoqiao flustered, actually locks oneself in compartmented, squatted in the toilet. 而此时,慌慌张张跑到厕所得余巧巧,却是把自己锁在隔间里,蹲在马桶上不起来了。 She does not know oneself how 她也不知道自己怎么了 Has done with cliche many things obviously, all only missed that shooting, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the innermost feelings also accepted. Otherwise will not propose that lives with the cliche. 明明和陈言很多事都做过了,一切只差那临门一脚了,余巧巧自己内心也都接受了。要不然也不会主动提出和陈言一起住。 However sees that odd/surplus Qiaoqiao discovered difference that this probably and imagine. 但是看到那,余巧巧才发现这好像和自己想象的不一样。 Oh. The male student female student had the relations like this? 天哪。男生女生原来是这样发生关系的吗? Oh. Originally such sore? 天哪。原来会这么疼的啊? Oh the male students are such uncouthly? 天哪男生都是这么粗鲁的吗? However, has saying that the detail of this description really makes one have the substitution feeling, making odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the body have the response 不过,不得不说,这描写的细节是真的让人非常有代入感,让余巧巧身体都起了反应
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