His turns over/stands up to get out of bed hastily, then said that „you and others my. I felt a little dizzy.” 他连忙一个翻身下了床,然后说道,“你等我一下。我感觉有点晕。” The opposite seemed assigned away from the capital, heard the cliche saying that two girls titter. 对面好像是开了外放,听到陈言这么说,那俩女孩又偷笑了起来。 The cliche could ignore itself by „ridicule”, he hung up the cell phone hastily, then even the slipper also put on without enough time, barefoots, hastily ran the bedroom, then ran up to the entrance. 陈言也顾不得自己被“嘲笑”了,他连忙挂断了手机,然后连拖鞋也来不及穿,就那么赤着脚,连忙的跑出了卧室,然后一路跑到了门口。 Also in his family/home has luckily warmly, otherwise this walks, it is estimated that his foot can freeze waste. 也幸好他的家里有地暖,要不然这一路走过来,估计他的脚能冻废了。 Arrived at the entrance, the cliche opens out of cat eye to dial the piece softly, then looked toward outside. 来到门口,陈言轻手轻脚的拨开了猫眼的那个拨片,然后朝着外面望去。 The entrance is really standing unexpectedly three girls. 门口居然真的站着三个女孩。 Has the beautiful jade elder brother, has odd/surplus Qiaoqiao, land Man. 有瑛哥,有余巧巧,还有陆曼。 Three girl's today's appearance also vary. 三个女孩今天的打扮也各异。 Outside beautiful jade Elder Brother is throwing over the cliche for that overcoat that she buys, inside wore a white jersey...... to comb a ponytail, was joined to her face again, was seemingly gallant. 瑛哥外面披着陈言给她买的那件军大衣,里面穿着一身白色的练功服……梳了个马尾,再配上她的面孔,看起来英气逼人。 odd/surplus skillful combs ponytail, the upper part pink down clothing, a lower part black trunk, the under foot is stepping on pink sneakers, seeming like the youth is pretty. 余巧巧则是梳着马尾,上半身粉色的羽绒服,下半身一条黑色的运动裤,脚下踩着一双粉色的运动鞋,看起来青春靓丽。 But land Man is two people is completely different. She is hanging loose pitch-black beautiful hair, wears the sunglasses and mask. On its wear pure white short down clothing, the lower part is actually black hitting underpants, making her appear on the slender slender both legs slender. 而陆曼则是和两人完全不一样。她披散着乌黑的秀发,戴着墨镜、口罩。上本身穿着一件纯白的短羽绒服,下半身却是一条黑色的打底裤,让她本来就纤细修长的双腿显得更加的修长。 Three girls, the makings vary, stands in out of the door of cliche, competing to be the most unusual feelings. 三个女孩,气质各异,就这么站在陈言的门外,有一种争奇斗艳的感觉。 However puts on no matter how, looks at their appearance, is the sportswears, appearance that really must exercise. 但是不管怎么穿,看她们的打扮,都是运动装,一副真的要去锻炼的样子。 The cliche was ignorant. 陈言都懵了。 He really spoke thoughtlessly yesterday a saying, the goal is to confirm the beautiful jade elder brother's good sensitivity and practices martial arts the relations. Later, the words catch up with the words, spoke of an exercise. 他昨天真的就随口一说,目的是想要验证一下瑛哥的好感度到底和练武有没有关系。之后,话赶话,说到了一起锻炼。 Finally was this taken seriously? 结果这就被当真了？ Was is too a little careless? 是不是有点太草率了？ And 而且 If odd/surplus Qiaoqiao is willing to accompany the beautiful jade elder brother to exercise together, the cliche can understand. 如果说余巧巧愿意陪着瑛哥一起锻炼,陈言可以理解。 However, is land graceful what's the matter? 但是,陆曼是怎么回事？ Is she and beautiful jade elder brother and odd/surplus Qiaoqiao exercises very early in the morning together? 她是怎么和瑛哥、余巧巧大清早一起锻炼的？ Why their three appear before oneself gate! 她们三个又是为什么出现在自己家的门前啊！ How the address of own family/home exposes? 自己家的地址是怎么暴露的啊？ The cliche really felt confused. 陈言真的感觉是一头雾水。 However now is not he intertwines this time, now „army being near boundary”, he must quickly prepare! 不过现在不是他纠结这个的时候,现在“大军临境”,他必须要赶快准备起来！ Thinking, his fast packed family's thing. 这么想着,他飞快的把家里的东西收拾了一下。 What used before is him, in parental family/home, commonly used method: stops up thing big law. 用的是他以前在父母家,常用的方法:塞东西大法。 In the non- steward is chaotic, so long as all superficial thing all stoppers to sofa, box, in cabinet, so long as they no longer appear in the room surface. Then in family/home very clean! 不管家里多乱,只要把所有表面的东西全都塞到沙发底下、盒子里,柜子里,只要它们不再出现在房间表面。那么家里就会非常的干净！ Therefore, in this type „cult tactic” under the help, is less than two minutes, in the family/home of cliche changed beyond recognition. 于是,在这种“邪术”的帮助下,不到两分钟,陈言的家里焕然一新。 Hurried after tidying up the family/home, the cliche arrived at the entrance, opened the door, then did intentionally surprised sees three girls, „your three really came my family unexpectedly. I also think that is beautiful jade elder brother's practical joke.” 匆匆忙忙的收拾完了家以后,陈言来到门口,打开门,然后故作一脸惊讶的看着门外的三个女孩,“你们三个居然真的来我家了啊。我还以为是瑛哥的恶作剧呢。” Hears the cliche the words, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao and land Man smiled in behind, but the beautiful jade elder brother is actually „righteousness expression” saying, how „I am possible practical joke! I am your masters!” 听到陈言的话,余巧巧和陆曼在后面又不由的笑了起来,而瑛哥却是“义正言辞”的说道,“我怎么可能恶作剧！我可是你们的师傅！” „Master, is to be the model by oneself, sets the good example to the apprentices.” “师傅,是要以自身做表率,给徒弟们树立起良好的榜样的。” „Particularly, before your two Junior Sisters, I must so!” “尤其是,在你两个师妹面前,我更要如此！” Cliche: 陈言: This, master, Senior Brother, Junior Sister and apprentice 这,师傅、师兄、师妹、徒弟的 Was the beautiful jade elder brother too earnest? 瑛哥是不是太认真了？ Own before does not know that she is so earnest? 自己以前怎么不知道她这么认真啊？ Is she experiences the matter of martial arts, was earnest? 是她遇到武术的事,就认真起来了吗？ Her third „do special characteristics”, actually like to lecture to people? 还是她第三个“特质”,其实是好为人师？ The cliche a little could not master. 陈言有点搞不懂了。 However he can only smile, changed the topic, „good I mainly not to have thought that you can find my family unexpectedly.” 但是他只能笑了笑,岔开了话题,“好吧我主要是没想到你们居然能找到我家。” Heard the cliche saying that land Man started to draw odd/surplus Qiaoqiao titter in that. 听到陈言这么说,陆曼又开始拉着余巧巧在那偷笑了。 Cliche: 陈言: Always felt that has any strange matter, when oneself do not know happened 总感觉有什么奇怪的事情,在自己不知道的时候发生了 The making way door, making three girls come. 让开房门,让三个女孩进来。 The cliche closes the door, this suddenly discovered: Well their three probably happen to are oneself three cloud support girlfriends. 陈言关上门,这才突然发现:咦她们三个好像正好是自己的三个云养女友啊。 The cliche has not really thought, one day, their three will get together in oneself family/home. 陈言是真的没想到,有一天,她们三个会齐聚在自己家里。 Let three girls sit to the sofa on, the cliche gave them respectively but actually one cup of water, then asked the beginning to end of matter. 让三个女孩坐到沙发上,陈言给她们分别倒了一杯水,然后问起了事情的始末。 The result did not ask does not know, asked that the cliche understands why they smiled such strangely 结果不问不知道,一问,陈言才明白为什么她们笑得这么奇怪 Originally, this morning in the family/home, stops up itself, is actually the result of mistake arising out of chance circumstances. 原来,今早来自己家里,堵自己,其实是阴差阳错的结果。 Yesterday afternoon, in knowing the beautiful jade elder brother must teach several person martial arts, after strong and healthy body, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao was careful. 昨天下午,在得知了瑛哥要教几个人武术,强身健体以后,余巧巧就上心了。 She takes the written records earnestly, records practicing martial arts must know that the beautiful jade elder brother said that then contacted with land Man on own initiative, says to the matter that oneself they „registration” strong and healthy body the cliche. 她认认真真的拿着纸笔,记录了瑛哥说的练武须知,然后又主动联系了陆曼,把陈言给自己俩人“报名”强身健体的事说了。 But hears, „martial arts rare talent”, must teach itself strong and healthy body, moreover land who and cliche and odd/surplus Qiaoqiao has not done the matter together for a long time, without hesitation complied. Even also sat High Speed Rail to return to Qindao from the provincial capital at the same night. 而一听到,有一个“武术奇才”,要教自己强身健体,而且还是和陈言、余巧巧一起好久没搞事的陆曼,毫不犹豫的就答应了下来。甚至还连夜坐高铁从省城回到了琴岛。 On road that she comes back, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao a three people of small group, introduced Zhao Ying and land Man knew. 在她回来的路上,余巧巧拉了一个三人的小群,介绍了赵瑛和陆曼认识。 After the understanding, Zhao Ying proposed early tomorrow morning, three person together morning exercise. 在认识过后,赵瑛提议明天一早,三个人一起晨练。 land Man does not have the opinion, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao wants to call the cliche same place. 陆曼没有意见,余巧巧则是想叫上陈言一起。 But saw odd/surplus Qiaoqiao wants to call the cliche time, land Man gets a sudden inspiration, address that „betraying” the cliche, told two girls, cliche. 而见到余巧巧想要叫陈言的时候,陆曼灵机一动,“出卖”了陈言,告诉了俩姑娘,陈言家的地址。 Said that told the cliche not to have the meaning, might as well will go to the cliche home tomorrow morning together, asking him to get out of bed! 说告诉陈言多没意思,还不如明天早晨一起去陈言家,叫他起床！ odd/surplus skillful, although thought that this is not good, however under land Man the persuasion, truly is very in addition curious to the family/home of cliche, therefore agreed with this „game”. 余巧巧虽然觉得这样不好,但是在陆曼的劝说下,加上也确实对陈言的家很好奇,所以同意了这个“游戏”。 Then this morning, three girls, are together enormous and powerful, arrived at cliche main house gate, stops up the person. 然后今天清晨,三个女孩一起,就浩浩荡荡的,来到了陈言家门口,堵人。 Disturbs as for exempting of cliche cell phone 至于陈言手机的免打扰 That is because, land Man was too familiar with the custom of cliche, therefore made the beautiful jade elder brother make three phone calls directly continually, forcefully exempting disturbed making a connection 那是因为,陆曼对陈言的习惯太熟悉了,所以直接让瑛哥连打了三遍电话,强行把免打扰给打通了 After listening to the beginning to end of matter, the cliche is speechless for a very long time. 听了事情的始末以后,陈言久久无言。 He dies really has not thought, finally unexpectedly is own two real girlfriend, betrayed itself jointly 他真是死都没想到,最后居然是自己的两个真女友,联手出卖了自己 The cliche cries. 陈言哭。 But saw appearance that cliche that wants to cry but have no tears, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao and land Man looked at each other one again, then secretly titter. 而见到陈言那欲哭无泪的样子,余巧巧和陆曼再次对视了一眼,然后偷偷笑起来。 They smile differently. 只是俩人笑起来也不同。 odd/surplus skillful is that type is drawn is doing the misdemeanor, although is interested, but actually a little embarrassed lowering the head smiles. 余巧巧是那种被强拉着做坏事,虽然感兴趣,但却有点不好意思的低头笑。 But land Man is that type sees the cliche to have the smelly, self-satisfied badness smiles, „giggle” smiles special is loud. 而陆曼则是那种看到陈言出糗,得意的坏笑,“咯咯咯”笑的特别大声。 Only the beautiful jade elder brother has not known that had anything, she sat one unable to take a seat, is binding that overcoat, copied, inspected in the room. 只有瑛哥还不知道发生了什么,她坐了一会就坐不住了,裹着那军大衣,抄着手,在房间里巡视。 The cliche always felt that the beautiful jade elder brother has the gene of wild animal probably, goes to the new place each time, will always inspect, but also likes here, moves there. 陈言总感觉瑛哥像是有野兽的基因,每次来到新地方,总是会巡视一番,还喜欢动动这里,动动那里。 But this time she is no exception. She one traces the television, one will take a look at the marble table, one will copy to begin to raise head to have a look at the window curtains. Then used two fingers to clamp yellow sponge baby underpants from the window curtains 而这次她也不例外。她一会摸摸电视,一会瞧瞧大理石桌子,一会抄着手仰头看看窗帘。然后从窗帘后面用两根手指夹出了一条黄色的海绵宝宝內裤 „What is this?” “这是什么？” land is tilting the head gracefully sized up. 陆曼歪着头打量了一下。 Several people were suitable for the landing graceful movement looking at the past. 几个人顺着陆曼的动作看过去。 Then the cliche face one red, stands fiercely, overruns vigorously, has snatched the underpants in Zhao Ying hand, toward a conceals, said behind hastily, „no, no!” 然后陈言脸一红,猛地站起来,一个健步冲过去,抢过赵瑛手中的內裤,往身后一藏,连忙说道,“没什么,没什么！” Zhao Ying looks surprisedly to the cliche, said, „cliche, your movement is quick enough. Also really has the talent of practicing martial art!” 赵瑛惊讶的看向陈言,说道,“陈言,你这动作够快的。还真有习武的天赋！” Cliche: 陈言: Is this key point? 这是重点吗？ Do you understand the person when facing the society die the potential? 你懂人在面对社死时的潜力吗？ No, you do not understand. 不,你不懂。 He looks calmly to odd/surplus Qiaoqiao and land Man, two girls seemed like see this are anything. 他不动声色的看向余巧巧和陆曼,俩姑娘像是都看出了这是什么。 odd/surplus skillful small face red lowering the head, land Man is looks at the cliche that a face ponders, in the vision teases completely 余巧巧小脸通红的低下头,陆曼则是一脸玩味的看着陈言,目光中满是挑逗 Cliche: 陈言: Zhao Ying looked at the cliche, saw two girls following the vision of cliche, fog. 赵瑛看了看陈言,又顺着陈言的目光看了看俩女孩,一头的雾水。 She said, „how behind your window curtains to have such strange thing?” 她道,“你窗帘后面怎么会有这么奇奇怪怪的东西？” Saying, she found the buried treasure to be the same probably , the probe head goes to look, then at present one bright, uncovered pajamas from inside, one volume of toilet paper, pad, even a drinking glass. 说着,她像是找到了宝藏一样,又探头进去看,然后眼前一亮,从里面揪出了一件睡衣,一卷卫生纸,一个pad,甚至还有一个水杯。 Possibly here gave her the inspiration, her eye flashes the start of light to search for the treasure in the living room, is looking for these goods that got up by stops up from each corner, but the cliche is going all out going conceals, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao and land are graceful they to smile in that double with laughter. 可能这里给了她灵感,她眼睛闪着光的开始在客厅挖着宝,从各个角落找着那些被塞起来的物品,而陈言则是拼了命的去藏,余巧巧和陆曼俩人在那笑得前仰后合。 Suddenly, in the room filled happily. 一时间,房间里充满了欢乐。 Created a disturbance a meeting, Zhao Ying let off the cliche finally, sits makes the cliche wash in that racket start, then exercises. 打闹了一会,赵瑛总算是放过了陈言,坐在那拍着手让陈言去洗漱,然后去锻炼。 The cliche wants to flee this society dead scene early, therefore went into the restroom to wash speedily. 陈言早想逃离这个社死现场,所以一溜烟跑到厕所洗漱去了。 Dawdling washing, cliche step heavy walks from the restroom, finally, actually surprised saw that three girls are in the living room to bustle about 磨磨蹭蹭的洗漱完,陈言步履沉重的从厕所走出来,结果,却惊讶的看到三个女孩正在客厅忙碌着