MEG :: Volume #1

#18: The cell phone first eats( asked recommendation ticket!)


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The cliche received two menus with a smile, had not looked, but was one of the gentleman gave odd/surplus Qiaoqiao, gave Yang Nuannuan. 陈言笑着接过两个菜单,并没有看,而是绅士的一份递给了余巧巧,一份递给了杨暖暖。 In a moment ago and being together of several female students, the cliche discovered the marvelous relations of this dormitory early. 在刚才和几个女生的相处中,陈言早发现了这个宿舍的奇妙关系。 odd/surplus skillful is a small tail. Usually no right to speak. 余巧巧是个小尾巴。平时没什么话语权。 Zhao Ying silly eldest sister, military force excel, can blow the gathering place, essential time can come out to give the final word, but usually is disinclined effectively. 赵瑛傻大姐,“武力”高强,能镇得住场子,关键的时候可以出来一锤定音,但平时懒得管事。 The little sisters who other three cannot remember the name know to boast, create a disturbance. 其他的三个记不住名字的小姐妹就知道咋咋呼呼,起哄。 Only then Yang Nuannuan is actually the inspirational figure in entire dormitory. 只有杨暖暖其实是整个宿舍的灵魂人物。 If not let the cliche analogy. Zhao Ying is this dormitory father, Yang Nuannuan is mother. Other roommates closely regarding side them. 如果非让陈言比喻的话。赵瑛是这个宿舍的“爸爸”,杨暖暖是“妈妈”。其他舍友紧紧围绕在她俩身边。 Once although Zhao Ying opens the mouth, Yang Nuannuan will also listen her, but actually every so often, is Yang Nuannuan makes a decision. 虽然一旦赵瑛开口,杨暖暖也会听她的,但是其实很多时候,都是杨暖暖拿主意。 This is an intelligent girl. 这是个聪明的女孩。 Hands over the menu, the cliche said to two girls, you discussed that has a look to like anything.” 把菜单递过去,陈言对两个女孩说道,“你们商量商量,看看喜欢什么。” odd/surplus skillful clever receiving, then three small only fast collects, gathers round her, chirp discussed together. 余巧巧乖巧的接过来,然后三小只飞快的凑过来,围着她,一起叽叽喳喳的商量起来。 But Yang Nuannuan toward smiling of cliche politeness, nods. 而杨暖暖则是朝着陈言礼貌的笑了笑,点了点头。 Possibly to avoid giving the cliche to spend, several female students select are not many. 可能为了避免给陈言花钱,几个女生点的并不多。 Person of staple food, some are the beef steaks, some are hamburger, some are the chicken tied hams. 一人一份主食,有的是牛排,有的是汉堡,有的是鸡肉卷。 In addition, only added two snacks. 除此之外,只加了两个小吃。 Even if the net red restaurant is expensive, but in addition does not have over 600 dollars. 即使网红餐厅偏贵,但是加起来也没超过600块钱。 Looks the meal that several girls order, stands in nearby onstage small elder sister face a little twitches... 看着几个姑娘点的餐,站在一旁的前台小姐姐脸有点抽搐... Fellow great-aunts. Do you select such thing? 各位姑奶奶啊。你们就点这么点东西啊? You must know, at present this man spends 40,000 to reserve all seats for a performance! 你们要知道,眼前这个男人可是花了四万块包场啊! Opens wide eats! 敞开吃啊! Do not save! 别省啊! Shopkeeper that extremely evil capitalist eating poorly! 把店长那万恶的资本家给吃穷啊! Her aspiration has not made the little sisters listen, but the cliche heard obviously. 她的心声并没有让小姐妹们听过去,但是陈言显然“听到了”。 When the little sisters order the meal, the menu hands in his hand time. 待小姐妹们点完餐,菜单递到他手上的时候。 The cliche flips the menu, looked at several. 陈言翻了翻菜单,看了几眼。 Then the hand draws a circle in the entire menu, said to the onstage little elder sister, in this menu all comes one.” 然后手在整个菜单画了个圈,对前台小姐姐说道,“这份菜单上的全都来一份。” Special, again on many.” “特色菜,再多上一份。” We taste.” “我们都尝尝。” At that moment, was suppressed one hour of onstage little elder sister to feel happy.... 那一刻,被憋了一个小时的前台小姐姐感觉...心情舒畅了。 Crisp. 爽。 This is right! 这样才对嘛! This is the demeanor of reserving all seats for a performance! 这才是包场的风度嘛! However she was happy, several younger sisters were actually shocked. 不过她爽了,几个妹子却是惊呆了。 Oh.” Sits one row of three small, mouth is like egg. Three people act uniform, joyful * 3, seemingly incomparable funny. “哇喔。”坐成一排的三小只,嘴一下张的跟“鸡蛋”一样。三个人动作整齐划一,快乐,看起来无比的搞笑。 odd/surplus skillful also surprised staring in a big way the eye, said that cliche. This is not good!” 余巧巧也是惊讶的瞪大了眼睛,说道,“陈言。这样不好吧!” She supplemented carefully, „... was too expensive.” 她小心的补充了一句,“...太贵了。” The onstage little elder sister quick was anxious in one side. Wishes one could covering the mouth of this miss. 前台小姐姐在一旁快急死了。恨不得把这姑娘的嘴给捂住。 Expensive what expensive/noble! 贵什么贵! Do you know that this Eldest Young Master spent how much money to reserve all seats for a performance! 你知不知道这个大少花了多少钱包场啊! The cliche beckons with the hand, said, is all right. Is inexpensive. Comes out to eat, must taste.” 陈言摆摆手,说道,“没事。不贵的。出来吃,就要都尝尝嘛。” Moreover... I, but the member in this restaurant, can discount.” “而且...我可是这家餐厅的会员,可以打折的。” Then, the cliche blinks toward the onstage little elder sister, „?” 说完,陈言朝着前台小姐姐眨眨眼,“是吧?” Nod of the onstage little elder sister understands immediately, on the face showed a specially delightful smile, is. Mr. Chen is the super member in our shop. Therefore everyone feels relieved to eat, is good.” 前台小姐姐顿时心领神会的点了点头,脸上露出了一个特别甜美的笑容,“是的呢。陈先生是我们店的超级会员。所以大家放心吃,就好。” odd/surplus is biting the lip skillfully, persuaded, „, but... our 67 people, so many, could not finish eating.” 余巧巧咬着嘴唇,还是劝说道,“可是...我们就六七个人,点这么多,也吃不完啊。” „The remaining things wasted.” “剩下的东西都浪费了。” This not good...” “这样不好...” The cliche big hand wields, felt relieved. Could not finish eating packs.” 陈言大手一挥,“放心。吃不完就打包。” You will be on leave tomorrow, when happen to the dessert ate.” “你们明天休假,正好当甜点吃了。” odd/surplus skillful did not have the words to say immediately. 余巧巧顿时没话说了。 Three small is also only talking in whispers in that at this time, 三小只此时也在那窃窃私语着, Cliche this was also too natural.” “陈言这也太大方了吧。” Right. I have only seen 0.1 menus on the television, never expected that in the reality also met.” “对啊。我只在电视上见过‘点一菜单’,没想到现实里也遇到了。” Right. The cliche do not look at the long draw...” “对。陈言别看长的平...” Did not permit saying that word again!” You shut up to me!” I know that the cliche looks like ancient Tianyue, but can you not say!” “不准再说那个词了!”“你给我闭嘴!”“我知道陈言长的像古天越,但你能不能不说了!” .... “....” The onstage small elder sister entire journey witnessed this, titter two. 前台小姐姐全程目睹了这一幕,不由的偷笑了两声。 Then she nods toward the cliche, after lets , the kitchen preparation starter. 然后她朝着陈言点了点头,下去让后厨准备餐点去了。 Before long, fine starters started to deliver. 不一会,一道道精美的餐点就开始送了上来。 Has saying that the thing flavor of net red shop really can only be ordinary, but the appearance is really attractive. 不得不说,网红店的东西味道真的只能算一般,但是样子是真漂亮。 Let the cliche a little broaden the outlook. 让陈言都有点大开眼界。 For example what cream strawberry cake, pink steam hamburger, the dream clouds ice cream, Italian style soft Ou hold/container, the syrup vanilla roasts the pig's trotter wait/etc. Simply dazzling. 比如什么奶油草莓蛋糕,粉色的蒸汽汉堡,梦幻云朵冰淇淋,意式软欧包,蜜汁香草烤猪手等等。简直让人眼花缭乱。 Naturally, is not all things is light/only attractive is not delicious, for example that syrup roasts the pig's trotter and ice cream, the cliche feels very delicious. 当然,也不是所有的东西都是光好看不好吃,比如那蜜汁烤猪手和冰淇淋,陈言就觉得很好吃。 Therefore after eating, he wanted two simply. 所以在吃过之后,他干脆又要了两个。 Compares the cliche really to eat in that several girls actually must be busier. 相比陈言真的在那吃,几个姑娘却是要繁忙多了。 A dish, the cell phone must first eating. 一道菜上来,手机要先“吃”。 Several cakes and pastries, the cell phone must first eating. 几个糕点上来了,手机要先“吃”。 A table vegetable/dish chocked up, the cell phone must first eating. 一桌子菜摆满了,手机也要先“吃”。 Moreover they photograph are not a fixed racket picture, but wants the forehand, the side racket, oneself shoot together, a dish must shoot in any case 34 times. 而且她们拍照也不是固定的拍一张照片,而是要正拍,侧拍,自己一起拍,反正一道菜要拍三四次。 When the cliche ate two pig's trotter, this group of girls have not started to eat. 所以当陈言啃了两个猪手的时候,这群姑娘还没开始吃呢。 These even odd/surplus Qiaoqiao not unconventional, because the cliche saw her also to make several pictures. 这其中甚至连余巧巧都没免俗,因为陈言就见过她也拍了好几张照片。 However what is strange, she will pat also to type several characters each time, probably is recording anything. 不过奇怪的是,她每次拍完还会打几个字,像是在记录着什么。 In the female students uniquely does not photograph, only then Zhao Ying. 女生里唯一不拍照的,也就只有赵瑛了。 This miss comes to here also really to eat meal. Others photograph, she with cliche together gnawing pig's trotter silently. 这姑娘来这里也是真的来吃饭的。其他人拍照的时候,她就和陈言一起默默的啃猪手。 The cliche felt, oneself and she is really lacks one bottle of beer... 陈言觉得,自己和她真的是缺一瓶啤酒... Otherwise, tonight can definitely rush to the horizon bravely! 要不然,今晚肯定能勇闯天涯! Photographs, the girls also start chirp eating meal. 拍完照,姑娘们也开始叽叽喳喳的吃起饭来。 The female students possibly are really the visual animals, long attractive food, is eating fragrant. 女生可能真的是视觉动物,长的好看的食物,吃着也香。 Also possibly the taste of this net red restaurant, truly conforms to the taste of female student. 也可能这家网红餐厅的口味,确实更符合女生的口味。 They are full of praise to this food in any case. 反正她们对这一顿饭赞不绝口。 Several cliches thought that the common dessert, they also commended delicious that makes, but also chirp the discussion, this dessert is being the rose does, the everflowering rose does. 几个陈言觉得一般的点心,她们也都称赞做的好吃,还叽叽喳喳的讨论着,这点心到底是玫瑰花做的,还是月季花做的。 At that time the head of cliche dangled three heavy lines: These don't two plant flowers? Seemingly exactly the same... 当时陈言的头上就垂下了三根黑线:这俩不是一种花吗?看起来一模一样啊... Food, eaten guests and hosts all happy. 一顿饭,吃的宾主皆欢。 Finished eating the food, the onstage little elder sister gets several people to go to nearby toy room played, while is chatting. 吃完饭,前台小姐姐领着几个人去了旁边的玩具室一边玩,一边聊着天。 At this time, the cliche also put out the tonight's climax, he to prepare the good gift finally: That six Montblanc fountain pens of value five figures. 这时,陈言也终于拿出了今晚的重头戏、他早已经准备好的礼物:那六支价值五位数的万宝龙钢笔。 Compares buys, these six fountain pens changed an appearance: The cliche went to the convenience store to buy a colored ribbon to tie up to them. 相比买的时候,这六支钢笔变了一点样子:陈言去便利店买了根彩带给它们绑了一下。 This causes, seems very obviously low-key, the luxurious and attractive fountain pen, immediately unbearably vulgar feelings, covered up its original noble air... 这就导致,明明一个看起来很低调、奢华、漂亮的钢笔,顿时有一种俗不可耐的感觉,遮掩了它原本的贵气... Naturally, the cliche does that intentionally .... 当然,陈言是故意这么做的....
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