Qin Zelowers the headeatsfiercely, readat heartbroken: Do not look atme, do not thinkme, do not thinkme秦泽低头猛扒饭,心里碎碎念:不要看我,不要看我,不要看我According toroutine of soap opera, at this timefemale protagonistassociation/willlovinglookstomale protagonist, but the supporting rolesare in abundance mental handicap, but the realityis not the soap opera, elder sisterlooks athim, hecanput down the chopsticks and bowl, makesggin the smile.
按照电视剧的套路,这时候女主角总会含情脉脉的看向男主角,但配角们纷纷智障,可现实不是电视剧,姐姐一看他,他就可以放下筷子和碗,在微笑中打出gg。Reallylookkills!
真・眼神杀!Qin Baobaoluckilyis notmental handicapstupid, white, and sweet, makes an effortto nod: „Un, definitelygives mother to bring home an objectthis year.”秦宝宝幸亏不是智障傻白甜,用力点头:“嗯呐,今年肯定给妈带个对象回家。”Mother Qinis surprised, reminded: „Does not givemeto bring, isyoumustbring home an object.”秦妈惊疑不定,提醒道:“不是给我带,是你要带一个对象回家。”Qin Baobao: „Right, givesyouto lead the object, the fathernot to butcherme.”秦宝宝:“对呀,给你带对象,爸还不宰了我。”SuddenlyremembersthatXu Yao that Qin Zesaid.
突然就想起了秦泽说的那个许耀。
When mother is young is also a Xu Family Townflower.
妈妈年轻时也是许家镇一朵花呀。Mother Qinandold gentlemanlook at each other in blank dismay, does not have the pleasant surprise, insteadthought that the daughterwent to the US, the brainwatt.秦妈和老爷子面面相觑,丝毫没有惊喜,反而觉得女儿去了趟米国,脑子瓦特了。US?!
米国?!old gentlemanknits the brows: „MaybeAmerican, father, althoughis enlightened, butcould not accept.”老爷子皱眉道:“别是米国人啊,爸虽然开明,但接受不了。”Has no wayto accept the foreignson-in-law, has no wayto accept a foreigngrandchild.
没法接受外国女婿,更没法接受一个洋外孙。old gentlemanusuallymostlikes the hooliganeconomy that attacks the US is not concerned about face, marries an American, histroughdoes not spitsmooth.老爷子平时最喜欢抨击米国不要脸的流氓经济,嫁个米国人,他槽都吐不顺。Qin Baobaoproudis patting the greatchest of 36 D: „, Will not definitely askparentsto satisfy, Ipledged.”秦宝宝骄傲的拍着自己36d的伟岸胸脯:“不会的啦,肯定找一个爸妈都满意的,我发誓。”
The son of ownfamily/home, the parentswill definitely satisfy.
自己家的儿子,爸妈肯定会满意。Mother Qindoes not believe: „Do not rent a boyfriendwhat/anything, in the moviedevelops.”秦妈还是不信:“你可别租一个男朋友什么的,电影里都这么演。”In the pastmentionedlooked for the partnerto send the smalltemperamentimpatientdaughterunexpectedlytransferringnature?
往常提到找对象就发小脾气不耐烦的女儿竟然转性了?Simplyshort and long life!
简直夭寿!„Iam not silly, youknew.”Qin Baobaosaid.
“我又不傻,你们都认识。”秦宝宝说。„pā dā!”
“啪嗒!”
The Qin Ze'schopsticksfallon the ground.秦泽的筷子摔在地上。old gentlemanis suddenly enlighted: „Iscelebrity, which? Personal character not gooddo not thinkIandyourmotheragreed.”老爷子恍然大悟:“是明星吗,哪个?私德不好的可别想我和你妈同意。”Mother Qinunderstands clearlyimmediately, added: „Youmayotherlightlook atotherslooks are handsome, has the scandalis not good.”秦妈顿时了然,补充道:“你可别光看人家长得帅啊,有绯闻的也不行。”
The couplelook at each otherone, halfpleasant surprisepartlyworried, the daughterhad the objectfinally, shouldbe happy, but the objectwas the entertainment world, happy.
夫妻俩对视一眼,半惊喜半担忧,女儿终于有对象了,本该高兴,但对象是娱乐圈的,高兴不起来。
The entertainment worldnot onlyproducesplasticelder and younger sister, but alsoproduces the plasticcouple.
娱乐圈不但出产塑料姐妹,还出产塑料夫妻。Tencoupleninepairsbreak off, a pair of belt/bringforgives the hatmutually.
十对夫妻九对掰,还有一对互带原谅帽。Qin Baobaois curling the lip, did not speak.秦宝宝撇着嘴,不说话。Mother Qinseesher is not happy that sighed, sinceresay/way: „Do not play the smalltemper, the bigperson, musthave severalat heart, mustbring back to the home to make the parentshold the palmto do mental arithmetic, yousaid that hisname, wecheck.”秦妈见她不高兴了,叹口气,语重心长道:“你别耍小性子,多大的人了,心里要有数的,一定要带回家想让爸妈掌掌眼算了,你说他名字吧,我们自己查。”Qin Baobaosaid: „Qin Ze”秦宝宝道:“秦泽”„pā dā.”
“啪嗒。”
The Qin Ze'schopsticksfell.秦泽的筷子又掉了。elder sister, said: „Yourservantsaid.”姐姐顿了顿,道:“你跟妈说呗。”Onetable of peoplelooktoQin Ze.
一桌人看向秦泽。Qin Zeis serious: „All right, so long asmixes the entertainment world, withoutmycannot afford to offend, the moral behaviorwill not be goodIto put in ordertillhismoral behaviorwill be perfectmewill helpelder sistercheckin any case, relaxmother.”秦泽一本正经:“没事,只要混娱乐圈的,没有我惹不起的,人品不好我就整到他人品过硬为止反正我会帮姐姐把关的,放心吧妈。”Psychological drama: Fallingground that the fathermeow the small fishfrightensespeciallydry/doestwo.
内心戏:老子特喵小鱼干吓的掉地上两次了。(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻No matter what, the daughtercanlook for the partner, explained that the broconcomplexreduced, Mother Qinwent to a worry, the whole personis joyful.
不管怎么样,女儿能找对象,说明弟控情结减轻了很多,秦妈去了一块心病,整个人都愉悦起来。„ThatBaobao (darling), how the personineach family, Iheard that insomeentertainment worldmanyfamilies/homeis not ordinary.”
“那宝宝,人家家里怎么样啊,我听说娱乐圈也有很多家里不一般的。”„Infamily/homegeneral, mother is the housewife, the fatheriswhenteacher.”
“家里一般,妈妈是家庭主妇,爸爸是当老师的。”„, Thatandourfamily/homelooks likevery much.”Mother Qinrelaxes: „Is easygetting along with? Opposite partyparentspersonalityhow.”
“哦,那和我们家很像啊。”秦妈松口气:“好相处吗?对方父母性格怎么样。”„Motheryou should not be tired.”
“妈你别烦。”„On your character, tenfingersdoes not moistenspring the water, the mouthis not sweet, will not do the housework, girlsomeare virtuousyounot to have, whichmother-in-lawwill likeoh.”Mother Qindeeply feelingtheseyearsto raiseto abandon the daughter, flings the potconvenientlyto the son and husband: „Your fatherspoils, youryounger brothergives.”
“就你这个性格,十指不沾阳春水,嘴巴又不甜,也不会做家务,女孩子该有的贤惠你一点都没有,哪个婆婆会喜欢哦。”秦妈深感这些年把女儿养废了,顺手把锅甩给儿子和老公:“都你爸太溺爱,你弟弟太迁就。”old gentleman: „”老爷子:“”Qin Ze: „”秦泽:“”Right, yousaidright.
对对对,您说的都对。„All right, the relationship between mothers and daughters-in-lawis definitely good, withmother and daughter.”Qin Baobaoskin.
“没事,婆媳关系肯定好,和母女似的。”秦宝宝皮了一句。Sheshouldbemostdoes not needto consider the relationship between mothers and daughters-in-law.
她应该是最不需要考虑婆媳关系的了。Havingyounger brotheris really good, motherormother, fatherorfather.
有个弟弟真好,妈妈还是妈妈,爸爸还是爸爸。„cough cough!”
“咳咳!”Qin Zemakes an effortto coughtwo, stiffbranching offtopic: „Father, you, orleaves, whenprofessor, comingmycompanyto be the adviser.”秦泽用力咳嗽两声,生硬的岔开话题:“爸,你要不别当教授了,来我公司当顾问吧。”Do not sayagain, otherwise the small hands of Nüwacannot make up.
可别再说下去,不然女娲的小手都补不住。„Snort, Iam also insufficientto haveyourfood.”old gentlemantsunderesnort/hum.
“哼,我还不至于吃你的饭。”老爷子傲娇的哼一声。„Ihaveyour20severalyears of food, changesyouto eatme should be.”Qin Zesaid.
“我吃您二十几年的饭,换您吃我是应该的。”秦泽说。Expectedanswer, no matter, toshifttopicin any case.
意料之中的答案,无所谓,反正就是为了转移话题。„Henames.”Mother Qinasked.
“那他到底叫什么名字啊。”秦妈问。Saidto talk on endlessly the half of the day, whatinformationhad not disclosed.
叨叨叨了半天,什么信息都没透露。„Mother, the elder sistermade a movie to succeedexternally, film directorpraisedherisworthy of the reputationFilm Empress.”Qin Zefranticshifttopic.
“妈,姐在国外拍戏可成功了,导演都夸她是名符其实的影后。”秦泽疯狂的转移话题。Soul-stirring that foodeats, but8 : 00 pmended.
一场饭吃的惊心动魄,但晚上 8 点结束。LikeQin Ze, closes right up against the franticshifttopicquick-wittedly, finally„object”thistopicstiffbeing perfunctory.
机智如秦泽,靠着疯狂转移话题,总算把“对象”这个话题生硬的敷衍过去。Mother Qinandold gentlemanreach middle-age, pays great attention to the keeping in good health, the lifework and restis very regular, before tenpoints, onlying downbedon.秦妈和老爷子人到中年,注重养生,生活作息很规律,十点前就躺床上了。Obstinate argumentativeMother Qinsitsby the bedhead, is spreading the daughter the complementing waterwhiteningfacial mask that bringsfrom the overseas, sighs with emotion: „The facial mask of foreign countrycompared withdomesticgood, has not resulted inobstinate argumentative.”
嘴硬的秦妈坐靠床头,敷着女儿从国外带回来的补水美白面膜,感慨道:“外国的面膜就是比国内的好,没得嘴硬。”old gentlemanis reading, hearing this, disdains saying: „Is the psychological processes, overseasmoonis round.”老爷子在看书,闻言,不屑道:“都是心理作用,国外的月亮都是圆的。”Mother Qinhē hē: „Said that youare obstinate argumentative, youhad not discovered that mythesemonths of skinswere better than before.”秦妈呵呵一声:“就说你要嘴硬,你没发现我这几个月皮肤比以前更好了么。”old gentlemansweetestcoaxesownlilac flower: „Has, yourskin has been very good, andwas at age 0000862102 same.”老爷子最甜的哄自己的丁香花:“有么,你皮肤一直很好,和十八一样。”Mother Qinpū chīsmiles, sighedsuddenly: „The words that Baobao (darling)spokeyoubelieve.”秦妈噗嗤一笑,忽而叹气:“宝宝说的话你信吗。”old gentlemanthinks: „Letter/believes, atherpresententerprisehad not pursued, the material lifesatisfied, trulythiswantsto look for the boyfriendtime, comparedBaobao (darling), weare worried aboutA'Ze......”老爷子想了想:“信吧,她现在事业上没追求了,物质生活满足了,确实该是想找男朋友的时候了,相比起宝宝,我们还是担心阿泽吧……”„A'Zehaswhatis goodto be worried that my sonis so outstanding, does not lack the girlfriend.”
“阿泽有什么好担心的,我儿子那么优秀,不缺女朋友。”„Yes, two.”old gentlemansneers: „Don'twhen the time comeswasted effort.”
“是吧,都两个了。”老爷子冷笑一声:“别到时候竹篮打水一场空。”Mother Qinsteadyonebatch: „To be honest, did not haveSu YuandWang Zijin, hedoes not worry unable to marry the wife, manygirleyeslong forare marryinghim. SaidBaobao (darling), alwaysthoughtdid not feel relieved, howsuddenlyto have the boyfriend.”秦妈稳的一批:“说实话,没了苏钰和王子衿,他也不愁娶不到媳妇,多少女孩子眼巴想着嫁给他呢。还是说说宝宝吧,总觉得不太放心,怎么突然就有男朋友了。”
The old gentlemanthoughtsare inferior to the womanto be exquisiteeventually, isQin Zeandgood of elder sistercamouflage, are extremely fewbefore the parentsambiguous.老爷子心思终究不如女人细腻,也是秦泽和姐姐伪装的好,极少在父母面前暧昧。old gentlemansaid: „Possiblyhas, saidembarrassedly. Finds the opportunityto seein any case, celebritywords, manywell-behaved.”老爷子说:“可能早就有了,没好意思说。反正找机会见见,明星的话,也不乏品行端正的。”Stemming from the womanexquisitesensitivepsychology, Wang Zijinequallyfeels the fishy, sheevery dayandQin Familyelder sister and younger brothertwois constantly together, knows that Qin Baobaodoes not have the boyfriend, thatQin Baobaois perfunctory the parentseither, either......
出于女人细腻敏感的心理,王子衿同样觉得蹊跷,她每天和秦家姐弟俩朝夕相处,知道秦宝宝不存在男朋友,那要么秦宝宝在敷衍父母,要么……Revolvingfearsextremely.
细思极恐。Therefore after going home, hides in the restroomto telephonetoSu Yu: „Youin the US, continuouslywiththeirstayingsame place?”
于是回家后,躲厕所里打了个电话给苏钰:“你在米国,一直和他们呆一起?”Su Yuhas a guilty consciencewho would imagine, the responseis enormous: „Good, checked the account, closesyourwhat/anythingmatter.”
岂料苏钰做贼心虚,反应极大:“好嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。”Wang Zijinclenched teethto endure: „Qin Baobaohas not bumped into anyone in the US.”王子衿咬牙忍了:“秦宝宝没有在米国碰到什么人吧。”Su Yu: „Probablyno.”苏钰:“好像没有。”Wang Zijin: „Qin Ze?”王子衿:“秦泽呢?”Su Yuwas also afraid, thought that Wang Zijinis testingher: „Does, checked the account, closesyourwhat/anythingmatter.”苏钰又心虚了,觉得王子衿在试探她:“干嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。”Wang Zijinendured, makes a veiled attack: „Youthinkcarefully,whomhavingin secretandis very intimate. Qin Baobaomustbe said something to smooth things over.”王子衿忍了,旁敲侧击:“你仔细想想,有没有私底下和谁特别亲近。秦宝宝不可能不被人搭讪吧。”Ownbosom friendalwaysbrings the source of troubleattribute, where to be said something to smooth things overby the man.
自己闺蜜向来自带祸水属性,到哪儿都会被男人搭讪。„Has, a Hollywoodactoroftensaid something to smooth things overhe, was very funny, was punchedruthlesslybyA'Ze, let me tell you......”
“有啊有啊,一个好莱坞男星就经常搭讪他,特别逗,被阿泽狠狠揍了一顿,我跟你说啊……”Su Yuvividbridgesegmentsaid„the Chinese Kungfu”, Wang Zijinhear of being able help smiling , the womanlovesunder the gossipinstinct, theychattedseveral, thenWang Zijincuts into the subject: „That does A'Zehave......”苏钰绘声绘色的把“中国功夫”桥段说了一遍,王子衿听的忍俊不禁,女人爱八卦的天性之下,她们多聊了几句,然后王子衿切入正题:“那阿泽有没有……”Su Yu: „Does, checked the account, closesyourwhat/anythingmatter.”苏钰:“干嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。”Continuesto endure, „youdid not think that Qin Baobaosuddenlyhas the boyfriendveryfishy, who does shereallynotexternallyandlook at the cross-eye? Thatmayend the calf, sheiscrazedbrocon.”
继续忍,“你不觉得秦宝宝突然有男朋友很蹊跷么,她真的没在国外和谁看对眼?那可完犊子,她是丧心病狂的弟控诶。”Su Yu: „Yes, by your suchsaying, I was also found itstrange.”苏钰:“是哦,被你这么一说,我也觉得奇怪。”Wang Zijin: „ThereforeQin Ze......”王子衿:“所以秦泽……”Su Yu: „Does, checked the account, closesyourwhat/anythingmatter.”苏钰:“干嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。”Wang Zijin: „......”王子衿:“……”Had no wayto exchange, Su Yuyouare waitingtome, the old ladyfound the opportunityto be tendersooner or lateryou.
没法交流了,苏钰你给我等着,老娘迟早找机会嫩死你。Wang Zijinfacemmpmade the telephone call.王子衿一脸mmp的挂了电话。That night, Wang Zijinlocks a door, has not madeQin Zego to bed.
当天晚上,王子衿锁了门,没让秦泽上床。Photoshop: Actuallyhas a matter to explain, originallywantsto write...... youto understand,after allwas the core of book, knows that manypeopleanticipated. Butsuddenly the netnet, was quite recently strict, does not think that has brought, I can not delay, thenpondered that changes the safedrivingway. Does not wantto hangeveryoneappetite, after allwas aboutto terminate, raised appetitenot to have the significance.ps:其实有件事要解释一下,本来想写……你们懂得,毕竟算是本书的核心了,知道很多人期待。但最近忽然净网,比较严,又不想一笔带过,我不得拖延,然后思考换个安全的开车方式。并不是想吊大家胃口,毕竟快完结了,吊胃口没意义。
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