MESIS :: Volume #7

#679: Probe


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Qin Ze lowers the head eats fiercely, read at heart broken: Do not look at me, do not think me, do not think me 秦泽低头猛扒饭,心里碎碎念:不要看我,不要看我,不要看我 According to routine of soap opera, at this time female protagonist association/will loving looks to male protagonist, but the supporting roles are in abundance mental handicap, but the reality is not the soap opera, elder sister looks at him, he can put down the chopsticks and bowl, makes gg in the smile. 按照电视剧的套路,这时候女主角总会含情脉脉的看向男主角,但配角们纷纷智障,可现实不是电视剧,姐姐一看他,他就可以放下筷子和碗,在微笑中打出gg。 Really look kills! 真・眼神杀! Qin Baobao luckily is not mental handicap stupid, white, and sweet, makes an effort to nod: Un, definitely gives mother to bring home an object this year.” 秦宝宝幸亏不是智障傻白甜,用力点头:“嗯呐,今年肯定给妈带个对象回家。” Mother Qin is surprised, reminded: Does not give me to bring, is you must bring home an object.” 秦妈惊疑不定,提醒道:“不是给我带,是你要带一个对象回家。” Qin Baobao: Right, gives you to lead the object, the father not to butcher me.” 秦宝宝:“对呀,给你带对象,爸还不宰了我。” Suddenly remembers that Xu Yao that Qin Ze said. 突然就想起了秦泽说的那个许耀 When mother is young is also a Xu Family Town flower. 妈妈年轻时也是许家镇一朵花呀。 Mother Qin and old gentleman look at each other in blank dismay, does not have the pleasant surprise, instead thought that the daughter went to the US, the brain watt. 秦妈老爷子面面相觑,丝毫没有惊喜,反而觉得女儿去了趟米国,脑子瓦特了。 US?! 米国?! old gentleman knits the brows: Maybe American, father, although is enlightened, but could not accept.” 老爷子皱眉道:“别是米国人啊,爸虽然开明,但接受不了。” Has no way to accept the foreign son-in-law, has no way to accept a foreign grandchild. 没法接受外国女婿,更没法接受一个洋外孙。 old gentleman usually most likes the hooligan economy that attacks the US is not concerned about face, marries an American, his trough does not spit smooth. 老爷子平时最喜欢抨击米国不要脸的流氓经济,嫁个米国人,他槽都吐不顺。 Qin Baobao proud is patting the great chest of 36 D: „, Will not definitely ask parents to satisfy, I pledged.” 秦宝宝骄傲的拍着自己36d的伟岸胸脯:“不会的啦,肯定找一个爸妈都满意的,我发誓。” The son of own family/home, the parents will definitely satisfy. 自己家的儿子,爸妈肯定会满意。 Mother Qin does not believe: Do not rent a boyfriend what/anything, in the movie develops.” 秦妈还是不信:“你可别租一个男朋友什么的,电影里都这么演。” In the past mentioned looked for the partner to send the small temperament impatient daughter unexpectedly transferring nature? 往常提到找对象就发小脾气不耐烦的女儿竟然转性了? Simply short and long life! 简直夭寿! I am not silly, you knew.” Qin Baobao said. “我又不傻,你们都认识。”秦宝宝说。 pā dā!” 啪嗒!” The Qin Ze's chopsticks fall on the ground. 秦泽的筷子摔在地上。 old gentleman is suddenly enlighted: Is celebrity, which? Personal character not good do not think I and your mother agreed.” 老爷子恍然大悟:“是明星吗,哪个?私德不好的可别想我和你妈同意。” Mother Qin understands clearly immediately, added: You may other light look at others looks are handsome, has the scandal is not good.” 秦妈顿时了然,补充道:“你可别光看人家长得帅啊,有绯闻的也不行。” The couple look at each other one, half pleasant surprise partly worried, the daughter had the object finally, should be happy, but the object was the entertainment world, happy. 夫妻俩对视一眼,半惊喜半担忧,女儿终于有对象了,本该高兴,但对象是娱乐圈的,高兴不起来。 The entertainment world not only produces plastic elder and younger sister, but also produces the plastic couple. 娱乐圈不但出产塑料姐妹,还出产塑料夫妻。 Ten couple nine pairs break off, a pair of belt/bring forgives the hat mutually. 十对夫妻九对掰,还有一对互带原谅帽。 Qin Baobao is curling the lip, did not speak. 秦宝宝撇着嘴,不说话。 Mother Qin sees her is not happy that sighed, sincere say/way: Do not play the small temper, the big person, must have several at heart, must bring back to the home to make the parents hold the palm to do mental arithmetic, you said that his name, we check.” 秦妈见她不高兴了,叹口气,语重心长道:“你别耍小性子,多大的人了,心里要有数的,一定要带回家想让爸妈掌掌眼算了,你说他名字吧,我们自己查。” Qin Baobao said: Qin Ze 秦宝宝道:“秦泽 pā dā.” 啪嗒。” The Qin Ze's chopsticks fell. 秦泽的筷子又掉了。 elder sister, said: Your servant said.” 姐姐顿了顿,道:“你跟妈说呗。” One table of people look to Qin Ze. 一桌人看向秦泽 Qin Ze is serious: All right, so long as mixes the entertainment world, without my cannot afford to offend, the moral behavior will not be good I to put in order till his moral behavior will be perfect me will help elder sister check in any case, relax mother.” 秦泽一本正经:“没事,只要混娱乐圈的,没有我惹不起的,人品不好我就整到他人品过硬为止反正我会帮姐姐把关的,放心吧妈。” Psychological drama: Falling ground that the father meow the small fish frightens especially dry/does two. 内心戏:老子特喵小鱼干吓的掉地上两次了。 (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ No matter what, the daughter can look for the partner, explained that the brocon complex reduced, Mother Qin went to a worry, the whole person is joyful. 不管怎么样,女儿能找对象,说明弟控情结减轻了很多,秦妈去了一块心病,整个人都愉悦起来。 That Baobao (darling), how the person in each family, I heard that in some entertainment world many families/home is not ordinary.” “那宝宝,人家家里怎么样啊,我听说娱乐圈也有很多家里不一般的。” In family/home general, mother is the housewife, the father is when teacher.” “家里一般,妈妈是家庭主妇,爸爸是当老师的。” „, That and our family/home looks like very much.” Mother Qin relaxes: Is easy getting along with? Opposite party parents personality how.” “哦,那和我们家很像啊。”秦妈松口气:“好相处吗?对方父母性格怎么样。” Mother you should not be tired.” “妈你别烦。” On your character, ten fingers does not moisten spring the water, the mouth is not sweet, will not do the housework, girl some are virtuous you not to have, which mother-in-law will like oh. Mother Qin deeply feeling these years to raise to abandon the daughter, flings the pot conveniently to the son and husband: Your father spoils, your younger brother gives.” “就你这个性格,十指不沾阳春水,嘴巴又不甜,也不会做家务,女孩子该有的贤惠你一点都没有,哪个婆婆会喜欢哦。秦妈深感这些年把女儿养废了,顺手把锅甩给儿子和老公:“都你爸太溺爱,你弟弟太迁就。” old gentleman: „” 老爷子:“” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Right, you said right. 对对对,您说的都对。 All right, the relationship between mothers and daughters-in-law is definitely good, with mother and daughter.” Qin Baobao skin. “没事,婆媳关系肯定好,和母女似的。”秦宝宝皮了一句。 She should be most does not need to consider the relationship between mothers and daughters-in-law. 她应该是最不需要考虑婆媳关系的了。 Having younger brother is really good, mother or mother, father or father. 有个弟弟真好,妈妈还是妈妈,爸爸还是爸爸。 cough cough!” 咳咳!” Qin Ze makes an effort to cough two, stiff branching off topic: Father, you, or leaves, when professor, coming my company to be the adviser.” 秦泽用力咳嗽两声,生硬的岔开话题:“爸,你要不别当教授了,来我公司当顾问吧。” Do not say again, otherwise the small hands of Nüwa cannot make up. 可别再说下去,不然女娲的小手都补不住。 Snort, I am also insufficient to have your food.” old gentleman tsundere snort/hum. “哼,我还不至于吃你的饭。”老爷子傲娇的哼一声。 I have your 20 several years of food, changes you to eat me should be.” Qin Ze said. “我吃您二十几年的饭,换您吃我是应该的。”秦泽说。 Expected answer, no matter, to shift topic in any case. 意料之中的答案,无所谓,反正就是为了转移话题。 He names.” Mother Qin asked. “那他到底叫什么名字啊。”秦妈问。 Said to talk on endlessly the half of the day, what information had not disclosed. 叨叨叨了半天,什么信息都没透露。 Mother, the elder sister made a movie to succeed externally, film director praised her is worthy of the reputation Film Empress.” Qin Ze frantic shift topic. “妈,姐在国外拍戏可成功了,导演都夸她是名符其实的影后。”秦泽疯狂的转移话题。 Soul-stirring that food eats, but 8 : 00 pm ended. 一场饭吃的惊心动魄,但晚上 8 点结束。 Like Qin Ze, closes right up against the frantic shift topic quick-wittedly, finally object this topic stiff being perfunctory. 机智如秦泽,靠着疯狂转移话题,总算把“对象”这个话题生硬的敷衍过去。 Mother Qin and old gentleman reach middle-age, pays great attention to the keeping in good health, the life work and rest is very regular, before ten points, on lying down bed on. 秦妈老爷子人到中年,注重养生,生活作息很规律,十点前就躺床上了。 Obstinate argumentative Mother Qin sits by the bedhead, is spreading the daughter the complementing water whitening facial mask that brings from the overseas, sighs with emotion: „The facial mask of foreign country compared with domestic good, has not resulted in obstinate argumentative.” 嘴硬的秦妈坐靠床头,敷着女儿从国外带回来的补水美白面膜,感慨道:“外国的面膜就是比国内的好,没得嘴硬。” old gentleman is reading, hearing this, disdains saying: Is the psychological processes, overseas moon is round.” 老爷子在看书,闻言,不屑道:“都是心理作用,国外的月亮都是圆的。” Mother Qin hē hē: Said that you are obstinate argumentative, you had not discovered that my these months of skins were better than before.” 秦妈呵呵一声:“就说你要嘴硬,你没发现我这几个月皮肤比以前更好了么。” old gentleman sweetest coaxes own lilac flower: Has, your skin has been very good, and was at age 0000862102 same.” 老爷子最甜的哄自己的丁香花:“有么,你皮肤一直很好,和十八一样。” Mother Qin pū chī smiles, sighed suddenly: „The words that Baobao (darling) spoke you believe.” 秦妈噗嗤一笑,忽而叹气:“宝宝说的话你信吗。” old gentleman thinks: Letter/believes, at her present enterprise had not pursued, the material life satisfied, truly this wants to look for the boyfriend time, compared Baobao (darling), we are worried about A'Ze......” 老爷子想了想:“信吧,她现在事业上没追求了,物质生活满足了,确实该是想找男朋友的时候了,相比起宝宝,我们还是担心阿泽吧……” A'Ze has what is good to be worried that my son is so outstanding, does not lack the girlfriend.” 阿泽有什么好担心的,我儿子那么优秀,不缺女朋友。” Yes, two.” old gentleman sneers: Don't when the time comes wasted effort.” “是吧,都两个了。”老爷子冷笑一声:“别到时候竹篮打水一场空。” Mother Qin steady one batch: To be honest, did not have Su Yu and Wang Zijin, he does not worry unable to marry the wife, many girl eyes long for are marrying him. Said Baobao (darling), always thought did not feel relieved, how suddenly to have the boyfriend.” 秦妈稳的一批:“说实话,没了苏钰王子衿,他也不愁娶不到媳妇,多少女孩子眼巴想着嫁给他呢。还是说说宝宝吧,总觉得不太放心,怎么突然就有男朋友了。” The old gentleman thoughts are inferior to the woman to be exquisite eventually, is Qin Ze and good of elder sister camouflage, are extremely few before the parents ambiguous. 老爷子心思终究不如女人细腻,也是秦泽姐姐伪装的好,极少在父母面前暧昧。 old gentleman said: Possibly has, said embarrassedly. Finds the opportunity to see in any case, celebrity words, many well-behaved.” 老爷子说:“可能早就有了,没好意思说。反正找机会见见,明星的话,也不乏品行端正的。” Stemming from the woman exquisite sensitive psychology, Wang Zijin equally feels the fishy, she every day and Qin Family elder sister and younger brother two is constantly together, knows that Qin Baobao does not have the boyfriend, that Qin Baobao is perfunctory the parents either, either...... 出于女人细腻敏感的心理,王子衿同样觉得蹊跷,她每天和秦家姐弟俩朝夕相处,知道秦宝宝不存在男朋友,那要么秦宝宝在敷衍父母,要么…… Revolving fears extremely. 细思极恐。 Therefore after going home, hides in the restroom to telephone to Su Yu: You in the US, continuously with their staying same place?” 于是回家后,躲厕所里打了个电话给苏钰:“你在米国,一直和他们呆一起?” Su Yu has a guilty conscience who would imagine, the response is enormous: Good, checked the account, closes your what/anything matter.” 岂料苏钰做贼心虚,反应极大:“好嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。” Wang Zijin clenched teeth to endure: Qin Baobao has not bumped into anyone in the US.” 王子衿咬牙忍了:“秦宝宝没有在米国碰到什么人吧。” Su Yu: Probably no.” 苏钰:“好像没有。” Wang Zijin: Qin Ze?” 王子衿:“秦泽呢?” Su Yu was also afraid, thought that Wang Zijin is testing her: Does, checked the account, closes your what/anything matter.” 苏钰又心虚了,觉得王子衿在试探她:“干嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。” Wang Zijin endured, makes a veiled attack: You think carefully, whom having in secret and is very intimate. Qin Baobao must be said something to smooth things over.” 王子衿忍了,旁敲侧击:“你仔细想想,有没有私底下和谁特别亲近。秦宝宝不可能不被人搭讪吧。” Own bosom friend always brings the source of trouble attribute, where to be said something to smooth things over by the man. 自己闺蜜向来自带祸水属性,到哪儿都会被男人搭讪。 „Has, a Hollywood actor often said something to smooth things over he, was very funny, was punched ruthlessly by A'Ze, let me tell you......” “有啊有啊,一个好莱坞男星就经常搭讪他,特别逗,被阿泽狠狠揍了一顿,我跟你说啊……” Su Yu vivid bridge segment said „the Chinese Kungfu, Wang Zijin hear of being able help smiling , the woman loves under the gossip instinct, they chatted several, then Wang Zijin cuts into the subject: That does A'Ze have......” 苏钰绘声绘色的把“中国功夫”桥段说了一遍,王子衿听的忍俊不禁,女人爱八卦的天性之下,她们多聊了几句,然后王子衿切入正题:“那阿泽有没有……” Su Yu: Does, checked the account, closes your what/anything matter.” 苏钰:“干嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。” Continues to endure, you did not think that Qin Baobao suddenly has the boyfriend very fishy, who does she really not externally and look at the cross-eye? That may end the calf, she is crazed brocon.” 继续忍,“你不觉得秦宝宝突然有男朋友很蹊跷么,她真的没在国外和谁看对眼?那可完犊子,她是丧心病狂的弟控诶。” Su Yu: Yes, by your such saying, I was also found it strange.” 苏钰:“是哦,被你这么一说,我也觉得奇怪。” Wang Zijin: Therefore Qin Ze......” 王子衿:“所以秦泽……” Su Yu: Does, checked the account, closes your what/anything matter.” 苏钰:“干嘛,查户口啊,关你什么事。” Wang Zijin: „......” 王子衿:“……” Had no way to exchange, Su Yu you are waiting to me, the old lady found the opportunity to be tender sooner or later you. 没法交流了,苏钰你给我等着,老娘迟早找机会嫩死你。 Wang Zijin face mmp made the telephone call. 王子衿一脸mmp的挂了电话。 That night, Wang Zijin locks a door, has not made Qin Ze go to bed. 当天晚上,王子衿锁了门,没让秦泽上床。 Photoshop: Actually has a matter to explain, originally wants to write...... you to understand, after all was the core of book, knows that many people anticipated. But suddenly the net net, was quite recently strict, does not think that has brought, I can not delay, then pondered that changes the safe driving way. Does not want to hang everyone appetite, after all was about to terminate, raised appetite not to have the significance. ps:其实有件事要解释一下,本来想写……你们懂得,毕竟算是本书的核心了,知道很多人期待。但最近忽然净网,比较严,又不想一笔带过,我不得拖延,然后思考换个安全的开车方式。并不是想吊大家胃口,毕竟快完结了,吊胃口没意义。
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