In the evening Qin Ze rests is not quite calm and steady, has the dream that cannot be described, then in killing qi by own pants crotch was awakened. 秦泽晚上睡的不太安稳,做了一个不可描述的梦,接着被自己裤裆里的杀气惊醒。 Puts out a hand to touch...... 伸手一摸...... „oh fuck.” “阿西吧。” Qin Ze raised the quilt, a carp hits very sets out, extracts several Paper Towel (zhijin) to polish, gets out of bed, takes out the new box shorts to exchange to the closet. 秦泽掀了被子,一个鲤鱼打挺起身,抽出几张纸巾擦干净,下床,到衣柜取出新的四角裤换上。 In he looks to begin the box shorts, is bewildered, this ..... wet dream? 他看着手里的四角裤,一脸茫然,这就.....精满自溢了？ The thing of man is like the big maternal aunt of woman, every month will come, but the man can the manual release, but the woman can only endure passively. 男人的这东西就和女人的大姨妈一样,每个月都会来,但男人可以手动释放,而女人只能被动忍受。 Obviously among the men and women, is initiative and passive, has been doomed inborn. 可见男女之间,主动和被动,是天生已经注定的。 Many years ago. 多少年前了。 Also can come across this matter unexpectedly. 竟然还能碰到这种事。 Remembers that he has come several times except for puberty that time, afterward when junior middle school among schoolmate uses mp4 to circulate the magic movie that the Japanese Chinese hibiscus spreads, he is self-taught to comprehend „five dragon thick columns that” in Jianghu was widely known technique, opened the new world front door. 记得他除了青春期那段时间来过几次,后来初中时同学之间用mp4传看东瀛扶桑流传进来的魔幻爱情片,他无师自通领悟了江湖中盛传的“五龙抱柱”手法,开启了新世界大门。 Then has not had this experience again. 然后就再也没有过这种体验了。 your mother three days, was the treasury probably full? 尼玛好像才三天吧,金库就满了？ Can, explain that fuck enters fights the gold/metal. 可以可以,说明我日进斗金。 Qin Ze throws the ground the box shorts, satisfied racket kidney, said in a low voice: „Son, you said, tonight wants to rest mother Zijin house, is mother Su Yu house, the cake definitely satisfies you.” 秦泽把四角裤丢地上,满意的拍拍腰子,低声道:“儿子,你说,今晚想睡子衿妈妈的房子,还是苏钰妈妈的房子,粑粑肯定满足你。” After changing the gym suit, sent an information to Wang Zijin, after the moment, Room elder sister hears the opening the door sound. 换上运动服后,发了条信息给王子衿,片刻后,姐姐传来开门声。 Qin Ze sees Wang Zijin to withstand/top two dark pouches to come out, the eyes straighten, beautiful hair chaotic, the oval face is ignorant, obviously has not awaked. 秦泽看见王子衿顶着两个黑眼圈出来,双眼发直,秀发乱糟糟,鹅蛋脸懵懵的,显然没有睡醒。 „This appearance what's the matter, several : 00 pm last night rested.” Qin Ze said. “这模样是怎么回事,昨晚几点睡的。”秦泽道。 „About the 12 point,” Wang Zijin is having the yawn: „Your older sister may toss about me dies.” “十二点左右吧,”王子衿打着哈欠:“你姐可把我折腾死了。” „How to toss about?” Qin Ze is startled. “怎么折腾的？”秦泽一惊。 „Chatted, chatty endless, I rested, shook to wake me several times.” “聊天呗,叽叽歪歪的没完没了,我都睡了,几次把我摇醒。” Qin Ze thinks, „my elder sister does not rest to seven points in any case will not wake up, or do we also go to the room to sleep? At the worst you could not come up early company.” 秦泽想了想,“反正我姐不睡到七点不会醒来,要不咱们也回房间睡一觉？大不了你早上不去公司了。” Wang Zijin white his eyes, „does not want.” 王子衿白了他一眼,“才不要。” 5 : 30 to seven points, the morning exercise ended, buys to eat Qin Ze to the breakfast shop, Wang Zijin entered the supermarket in next door. 五点半到七点,晨练结束,秦泽到早点铺买吃的,王子衿则进了隔壁的超市。 Quick she carries the plastic bag to come out, inside installs two packages of packed in bags instant noodles. 很快她拎着塑料袋出来,里面装两包袋装泡面。 Walks toward the community shoulder to shoulder, Qin Ze sound by mask, curious asking: „You buy the instant noodles to do.” 并肩往小区走,秦泽声音透过口罩,好奇的问:“你买泡面干嘛。” „Gives you to prepare.” “给你准备的。” „I? I do not eat the instant noodles.” “我？我不吃泡面。” „Does not eat,” Wang Zijin smiles cunningly: „Kneels.” “不是吃,”王子衿狡黠一笑:“跪。” Qin Ze: „!!!” 秦泽:“！！！” Wang Zijin said: „Instant noodles broken, in addition punishes ten minutes, new-style punishes by forcing to kneel the law to understand.” 王子衿道:“泡面碎一根,加罚十分钟,新式罚跪法了解一下。” Qin Ze angrily said: „What did I make the mistake?” 秦泽怒道:“我做错了什么？” Wang Zijin hmph hmph saying: „Last night knocked her door to do.” 王子衿哼哼道:“昨晚敲她门干嘛。” Qin Ze: „My this was wants to try her to sleep, whom rests me to arrive at your room to come...... to know that I have not rested you, you had been rested by her.” 秦泽:“我这是想试试她有没有睡觉,睡了我就到你房间来......谁知道我还没睡你,你已经被她睡了。” Wang Zijin is blushing, is angry saying: „Rests your big-headed ghost, vulgar.” 王子衿红着脸,嗔道:“睡你个大头鬼,粗俗。” Qin Ze: „hē hē, calling elder brother is not vulgar?” 秦泽:“呵呵,叫哥哥就不粗俗？” Wang Zijin carries the instant noodles to drive off, two people frisk and scamper running in community. 王子衿拎着泡面一路追打,两人撒欢似的跑进小区。 The instant noodles have not knelt, has broken to pieces half. 泡面还没跪,就已经碎了一半。 Qin Ze arrives at downstairs speedily, discovered that Wang Zijin both hands are supporting the knee, big mouth respite. 秦泽一溜烟到楼下,发现王子衿双手撑着膝盖,大口喘息。 Sleep-deficient, the long time morning exercise, the physical strength has overdrawn. 睡眠不足,长时间晨练,体力早就透支了。 Qin Ze returns, said: „Tired? Said makes you sleep, is bent on having to show off power.” 秦泽返回,道:“累了吧？说了让你睡觉,偏要逞强。” Wang Zijin angrily said: „Really is sleeps, I cannot be more tired on the bed?” 王子衿气道:“真的是睡觉吗,在床上我不得更累？” After all is king is afraid by day Zijin. 毕竟是王・害怕被日・子衿。 Qin Ze said tender: „Idiot, the joke does not have unable to listen, I hug you to go upstairs.” 秦泽怜惜道:“蠢货,玩笑话都没听不出来,我抱你上楼。” Wang Zijin snort/hum, no matter what he hugs himself, the clever double bracelet lives in his neck. 王子衿哼一声,任他抱起自己,乖巧的双臂环住他脖子。 Qin Ze hā hā said: „Idiot, the joke cannot listen, the words cracked a joke. Then you could not run away, later makes you taste the Qin acupuncture.” 秦泽哈哈道:“蠢货,玩笑话都听不出来,刚才的话才是开玩笑。这下你跑不掉了,待会让你尝尝秦氏针法。” Wang Zijin: „......” 王子衿:“......” She remembers one to conform to this time state of mind suddenly very much the word: The southern village group child bullies me to be always incapable, hugs me to enter the bamboo blatantly, lip burnt/anxious Kouzao could not shout, the return depended on sighs. 她突然想起一首很符合自己此时心境的词:南村群童欺我老无力,公然抱我入竹去,唇焦口燥呼不得,归来倚仗自叹息。 Qin Ze sends out a series of crazed obscenities to smile. 秦泽发出一连串丧心病狂的淫笑。 Wang Zijin is angry saying: „Other A'Ze acts shamelessly, your elder sister this little while must awake.” 王子衿嗔道:“阿泽别耍无赖,你姐姐这会儿要醒了。” Qin Ze: „All right, my speed you are not do not know.” 秦泽:“没事,我的速度你又不是不知道。” Ocean King Ze, one second of A three blades. 海泽王,一秒a三刀。 Wang Zijin not happy curling the lip. 王子衿不高兴的撇撇嘴。 „Vitality/Angry? I spoke a joke to you.” Qin Ze said. “生气了？那我给你讲个笑话。”秦泽说。 Wang Zijin shakes the head fiercely: „Does not want, I have not been angry.” 王子衿猛摇头:“不要不要,我没生气。” Qin Ze pays no attention, asks: „Duck is quack calling, the sheep is calling, the dog is woof woof woof calls, you know how the chicken said.” 秦泽不理,问道:“鸭是嘎嘎嘎的叫,羊是咩咩咩的叫,狗是汪汪汪的叫,你知道鸡是怎么叫的吗。” Wang Zijin said ill-humoredly: „This is the joke, is not funny, cockerel enough enough dá, mother giggle dá.” 王子衿没好气道:“这是笑话吗,一点都不好笑,公鸡够够哒,母亲咯咯哒。” Qin Ze: „It is not right, the chicken is oh ah oh ah.” 秦泽:“不对,鸡是嗯嗯啊啊。” Wang Zijin gawked for three seconds, responded, wants to put on a serious face, but could not bear, laughed. 王子衿愣了三秒,反应过来,想板着脸,但没忍住,扑哧笑了出来。 Sometimes will also wonder, such intelligent person, spicy big boss of high sale price, how on this smiling appearance, not serious is not steady. 有时候也会纳闷,这么聪明的人,辣么高身价的大老板,怎么就这副嬉皮笑脸的模样,一点都不严肃不稳重。 But she likes. 可她偏偏就喜欢。 Thinks, the general girls like the lively interesting man, without whom is willing to cross with the klutz for a lifetime. 想了想,大概女孩都喜欢活泼有趣的男人,没谁愿意和木头人过一辈子。 Therefore the beautiful woman always bumps into scumbag, because scumbag will play, introverted otaku always sighed that the good cabbage to let the pig arch, this rubbish, the pig saw that the cabbage will arch at least, otaku only looks at the cabbage, silently liberation both hands. 所以美女老碰到渣男,因为渣男会玩,内向的宅男老感叹好白菜让猪拱,这不废话吗,猪看到白菜起码会拱,宅男只会看着白菜,默默解放双手。 Social three big malignant tumors: otaku and code agriculture and official business ape. 社会三大毒瘤:宅男、码农、公务猿。 Procedure ape = otaku + code agriculture. 程序猿=宅男+码农。 Arrived main house gate, Qin Ze put her, truly wants to make her rest to doze off again after waking up early in the morning, at noon goes to work again. 到了家门口,秦泽就把她放下来,确实想让她早上睡个回笼觉,中午再去上班。 The Qin acupuncture is purely the joke, listening to the name to know false, the truth should be the Qin stick law. 秦氏针法纯属玩笑,听名字就知道假的啦,真话应该是秦氏棍法。 Among the lovers hopes very much this kind of joke works as the conditioner, otherwise is very easy to lose the fervor, respects one another as one would a guest, then respects like the ice. 情侣之间很希望这类玩笑话来当调节剂,不然很容易丧失激情,相敬如宾,然后相敬如冰。 Qin Baobao had awaked, washes, squats looks at the cell phone on the table chair, wears the lax little bear pajamas, waits for younger brother to come back the milk she. 秦宝宝已经醒了,洗漱完毕,蹲在餐桌边的椅子上看手机,穿着松垮的小熊睡衣,就等着弟弟回来奶她。 elder sister was very long has not worn this type of lax cartoon pajamas, but when she wore this type of pajamas, as if pulled back the university time Qin Ze. 姐姐很久没穿这种松垮的卡通睡衣了,可当她穿上这种睡衣,仿佛又把秦泽拉回了大学时光。 She has not changed, attractive and charming, tall, and after wearing little bear pajamas, several points of lovable that shows. 她还是没变,漂亮、妩媚、高挑,以及穿小熊睡衣后透出的几分可爱。 Qin Ze sees her to put on office lady suit, sees her to wear the magnificent and expensive formal clothes, sees her to put on silk nightgown, but little bear pajamas can make him find a past flavor in the life of change day after day. 秦泽见过她穿ol套装,见过她穿华贵礼服,见过她穿丝绸睡裙,可只有小熊睡衣能让他在日渐改变的人生中找到一丝过去的味道。 A person of cage steamed dumpling, one bowl of soft bean curds, two youtiao. 一人一笼小笼包,一碗豆腐脑,两根油条。 Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin's capacity for food, finished eating the soft bean curd and youtiao, eats two steamed dumpling again, was basically full, remaining turns over to Qin Ze to eat. 秦宝宝和王子衿的饭量,吃完豆腐脑和油条,再吃两个小笼包,基本就饱了,剩下的都归秦泽吃。 The Qin Ze's capacity for food, compared with the common grown man, at least is big one time. 秦泽的饭量,比寻常成年男人,起码大一倍。 Finished eating the food, Wang Zijin at the Qin Ze's request, went to the room to rest to doze off again after waking up early. 吃完饭,王子衿在秦泽的要求下,回房间睡回笼觉。 Qin Ze opens the door, elder sister drew his, fronts the tip of the toe, pecks his cheek, said on the quiet: „11 : 00 pm, do not lock a door.” 秦泽开门之间,姐姐拉了他一下,垫脚尖,啄一口他脸蛋,悄悄道:“十一,别锁门。” The 11 point, the Wang Zijin's biological clock decided that she went to sleep. 十一点,王子衿的生物钟决定她已经入睡。 Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” elder sister of effective and influential word, said that tonight accompanies you to rest on tonight accompanies you to rest, but I do not want to rest in the evening vegetarian. 一言九鼎的姐姐,说今晚陪你睡就今晚陪你睡,可我晚上不想睡素的啊。 The son, the father went back on word. 儿子,爸食言了。 ...... ...... 9 : 30 pm, Fudan university, female student dormitory. 晚上 9 点半,复旦大学,女生宿舍。 Xu Yanyan in this, the dormitory of this section mostly is the old house, is the big new student, the lodging condition is not quite good, four worlds, the upper berth is the bed, the lower berth is a desk. 许燕燕在本部,本部的宿舍楼大多都是老房子,又是大一新生,住宿条件并不太好,四人间,上铺是床,下铺是书桌。 Heard that the lodging condition of Southern District and north area is better, is the suite, has the independent bathroom, in the dormitory also has the public washer. But that is takes exams for postgraduate schools and Ph.D seniors lives, the newly-arrived new student, can only live in the condition worst dormitory. 听说南区和北区的住宿条件更好一些,是套房,有独立卫生间,宿舍楼里还有公共洗衣机。但那是考研和博士的前辈们住的,初来乍到的新生,只能住条件最差的本部宿舍。 Holds the congress like Martial World , the position is the senior Jianghu senior sits, initially enters Jianghu few heroes only to stand. Afterward these young on the few heroes of Sūrya day place, is the otaku writers powerful and unconstrained style unrealistical fantasies. 就像武林中开大会,位置都是资深的江湖前辈坐,初入江湖的少侠只能站着。后来那些年纪轻轻就日天日地的少侠,都是宅男写手们天马行空脱离实际的幻想。 The female student dormitory must hurry neatly compared with the male student dormitory, but is also no better. In the balcony hangs all kinds of clothes, on the desk is suspending the computers, books and all kinds of cosmetics. 女生宿舍比男生宿舍要赶紧整洁,但也好不到哪里去。阳台上挂着五花八门的衣服,书桌上摆着电脑、书籍、各式各样化妆品。 Artificial, but must in the bunk upper garment curtain screen, does not know that in the evening prepares to make any shameful secret on the bed. 矫情一点的,还要在床铺上装帘子,也不知道晚上准备在床上做什么见不得人的秘事。 In the bedroom four people, two lie on the bed the top dressing membrane, is repairing the foot nail, Xu Yanyan sits near the table, looks at the Qin Baobao concert video with the notebook. 寝室里四个人,两个躺在床上敷面膜,一个在修脚指甲,许燕燕坐在桌边,用笔记本看秦宝宝演唱会视频。 „Yanyan, did you listen to several?” The female unfamiliar road of manicure. “燕燕,你听几遍了？”修指甲的女生道。 „Of pleasant to hear, inside has the new song.” “好听呀,里面有新歌诶。” „Ear lives the cocoon.” Top dressing membrane female student said ill-humoredly. “耳朵生茧子啊。”敷面膜的一个女生没好气道。 „,” Xu Yanyan will not say: „I am thinking, actually Qin Ze is what person, can create so many emotion various songs, he should be the emotional world very rich person.” “不会啊,”许燕燕道:“我在想,秦泽究竟是什么样的人,才能创作出那么多情感各不相同的歌曲,他应该是情感世界很丰富的人。” „You have seen him, what view do you have?” The female student of top dressing membrane lies on the bed, the face cannot move, can only the squint look at Xu Yanyan. “那你见过他了,你有什么看法？”敷面膜的女生躺在床上,脸不能动,只能斜眼看许燕燕。 „Very moderate person, the warm male, the speech is very likely gentle, the eye is very bright, the stature is very good, the speech is always staring at your eye, is very very sincere the polite feeling. Moreover is quite humorous.” Xu Yanyan recalls: „I have his WeChat, so long as I want, I can with his video.” “很温和的人,像暖男,说话很温柔,眼睛很亮,身材很好,说话是总是盯着你的眼睛,给人很真诚很礼貌的感觉。而且比较幽默。”许燕燕回忆道:“我有他微信,只要我愿意,我可以和他视频。” She always says, almost all knew her person has listened more than ten times. 她总是这么说,几乎所有认识她的人都听过不下十次。 Shows off not to have the approach of practical action regarding this type of light on the mouth, the roommates disdain very much. She has seen Qin Ze's probably, after all has the chart to have the truth, but the additional good friend, can the video, should be the boasting behavior of little girl. 对于她这种光在嘴上炫耀没有实际行动的做法,室友们很不屑。她大概是见过秦泽的,毕竟有图有真相,但加好友,可以视频,应该是小女孩的吹牛行为。 In the Xu Yanyan family/home is very rich, this expensive cosmetics that and other aspects can not hold a candle from her name brand hold/container hold/container and ordinary girl can look. 许燕燕家里很有钱,这点从她的名牌包包以及普通女孩望尘莫及的昂贵化妆品等方面就能看出来。 But this does not hinder rich second generation Xu Yanyan and roommates is together happily, because of her natural. 但这不妨碍富二代许燕燕和室友们相处愉快,因为她的大方。 The facial mask that on the bed two girls paste now is she delivers, not only so, her cosmetics everyone can use, in the weekend also often treats to eat meal, without rack also natural rich second generation, where arriving is popular. 床上俩女孩现在贴的面膜就是她送的,不单如此,她的化妆品大家都可以用,周末也时常请客吃饭,没架子还大方的富二代,到哪里都吃得开。 „Un un, we know.” “嗯嗯,我们知道。” „You are quite fierce, can with the Qin Ze video.” “你好厉害,能和秦泽视频。” „Others superstar does not work, all day long is waiting for your video.” “人家大明星都不做事,成天等着你视频。” Teasing and laughing of roommate, making Xu Yanyan very angry, the hesitant moment, turned on the chat software, the spiral spring information in the past: „Qin Ze .” 室友的调侃和哄笑,让许燕燕很恼怒,犹豫片刻,打开聊天软件,发条信息过去:“秦泽,在不在。” Unsurprisingly, likes a stone dropped into the sea. 不出意外,石沉大海。 Repairs the girl of toenail to collect, was ridiculing said: „Really is Qin Ze, is not you changes name casually.” 修脚趾甲的女孩凑过来,嘲笑着说:“真是秦泽么,不是你自己随便改了个名字吧。” On the bed sat to set out toward the girl who below waited and saw to lie down disappointedly, smoothed the facial mask on face. 床上坐起身朝下观望的女孩失望的躺了回去,抚平脸上的面膜。 On the mouth said does not believe, actually had the anticipation. 嘴上说不相信,其实还是抱了期待的。 The Xu Yanyan supercilious look said: „His id is the real name.” 许燕燕白眼道:“他的id就是真名。” Repairs the toenail girl to curl the lip: „Friend encircles also shields, what information could not look, who knew the genuine and fake.” 修脚趾甲女孩撇嘴:“朋友圈也屏蔽的,什么信息都看不了,谁知道真假。” Xu Yanyan said: „We make a bet, I must be able with his video, the health of bedroom your three to wrap this month, my quilt must be responsible for folding.” 许燕燕说:“那咱们打个赌,我要能和他视频,这个月寝室的卫生你们三个包了,我的被子也要负责叠好。” „If you lost, this month the health you clean.” “如果你输了,这个月卫生你打扫。” Xu Yanyan empty, said: „It is not good, your three allocate, most each people sweep for ten days, I lost, is ten days.” 许燕燕虚了一下,道:“不行,你们三个平摊,最多每人扫十天,我输了,也是十天。” The roommates approve. 室友们赞同。 Xu Yanyan sends out the video request toward Qin Ze. 许燕燕朝秦泽发出视频请求。