At that timethatsalivatomyface, only thenonemillimeter, after 0.01seconds, itwill stickinIprettythreateningface
当时那口唾沫离我的脸,只有一毫米,零点零一秒后,它就会糊在我俊秀逼人的脸庞Thisspecial, myMr.Qinalsonotcool, did youtell the watertowardme?
这特么的,我秦老爷还没凉呢,你就朝我吐口水?Is goodbecause, Qin Zecultivates " Era is Beckoning » effectwith hardshipapplies, bysupremereflectionnerve, hiswhole personin the futureonesupine, dangeranddangeravoided„venom”attack.
好在,秦泽苦苦修炼《时代在召唤》的效果派上用场,凭借超人般的反射神经,他整个人往后一仰,险而又险的避开了“毒液”攻击。Venomattackfrombearchild: iss!
来自熊孩子的毒液攻击:iss!Thisis just like the large size that fullJisheninstalls, facingtakingelder brotherBreene of mallet, is standingmotionless, no matter whathehits, the top of the headwill only jumpiss, will forceto injurewill not have.
这就好比一个满级神装的大号,面对拿着木锤子的哥布林,站着不动任他打,头顶只会跳iss,强制伤害都不会有。Likewise, the fulllevellarge sizestrikesgently, canrumbleto kill the dregsElder BrotherBreene.
同理,满级大号轻轻一击,就能把哥布林轰杀成渣。What a pitythisis not a game, firstdoes not raise the kidis the Bigshot Lison, even if not, Qin Zehas no wayto startto a child, cannot have a long facewith the manwith the womanripsto compel a truth.
可惜这不是一场游戏,先不提小屁孩是李大佬的儿子,就算不是,秦泽也没法对一个小孩子下手,就跟男人拉不下脸和女人撕逼一个道理。Li Donglaicanunscrupulouspunchingyounger brother, othersbeolder and younger brothers, Qin Zeis an elder, is in the glare of the public eye, punches the kid, hisa littlebeing able to get downhand.李东来可以肆无忌惮的揍弟弟,人家是兄弟,秦泽是长辈,众目睽睽的,把小屁孩揍一顿,他有点下不去手。Butdoes not punchhis, at heartaerobic.
但不揍他一顿,心里又好气。
The childrencannot comprehendgentleman's mannertype of thing, insteadthought that Qin Zeisdreadedhisstatus, fearshim, is then more unscrupulous, deeplyinspires, the air/Qisinksdantian, the strengthgathers the tip of tongue: „Bah!”
小孩子领会不到绅士风度这种东西,反而觉得秦泽是忌惮他的身份,怕他,便更加肆无忌惮,深吸一口气,气沉丹田,力聚舌尖:“呸!”„Bah!”
“呸!”„Bah!”
“呸!”Venomthreechain blows, butbyQin Zeavoid.
毒液三连击,但都被秦泽躲开。„pā!”
“啪!”
When the kidsferment the fourthvenom, nearbyPei Nanmanwas unable to continue watchingfinally, hithisa slap.
小屁孩酝酿第四口毒液时,边上的裴南曼终于看不下去,打了他一巴掌。Smallslapping, is very light, wantsto come is not painful.
只是小小的掌嘴,很轻,想来也不会痛。
The kidsbythishumiliation, hehad not run upon the Pei Nanmanicylookobviously, instigated, thenbeatsQin Ze.
小屁孩显然没受过这种屈辱,他撞上裴南曼冷冰冰的眼神,怂了一下,转而对秦泽拳打脚踢。Qin Zeputs out a handto resisthishead, no matter how heshakes the fistto kick the leg, cannot bump into itself.秦泽伸出手抵住他的头,不管他怎么挥拳踢腿,都碰不到自己。„Imustkillyou.”
“我要打死你。”„Imustkillyou.”
“我要打死你。”„Yourthisdog, youare the dogmy family'sdog.”
“你这只狗,你就是狗我家的狗。”„Imakemy fatherkillyou.”
“我让我爸爸打死你。”Qin Zecorners of the mouthtwitched, thisabandoned, suggested that Bigshot Lideletesto practiceagain.秦泽嘴角抽了抽,这号废了,建议李大佬删号重练。bear the childhehas metmuch, before heattended the junior middle school, livedin some couple of samelevel, had the bearchild, all dayspoke the bad language, withoutpolitenessandeducation. Because the male leadpersonismiddle schoolteacher, thereforecomes the Qin Zefleeinggatefrequently, consulted the great undertaking that discussionimparts knowledge and educates peopletouniversityteacherold gentlemanat that time.
熊孩子他遇到过不少,以前他读初中时,住在同一层的某个夫妻,生了个熊孩子,整天说脏话,没礼貌和教养。因为男主人是中学老师,所以经常来秦泽家窜门,向当时还是大学老师的老爷子请教、谈论教书育人的大业。Thatteacherpossiblyisimparting knowledge and educating peoplegoodteacher, butis educatingchildrenobviouslyto be short of the crucial moment.
那位老师可能是个教书育人的好老师,但在教育子女方面明显欠缺火候。Hedrink upin the old gentleman'sstudy roomandchat, the discussionnational affairs, encourage the writing, the mucknobilities.
他在老爷子的书房里喝酒、聊天,谈论国家大事,激扬文字,粪土王侯。His sonandQin Zeplayin the living room, actuallythatlittle whileQin Zeis not willingto playwith the kid, therefore the attitudeis not quite good.
他儿子和秦泽在客厅玩,其实那会儿秦泽不太愿意和小屁孩玩,所以态度不太好。Enraged the childincautiously, falls the thingto curse at people, but alsopoundsonApple the Qin Zenose, Qin Zeflowed the nosebleedat that time.
一不小心就把小孩子激怒了,又摔东西又骂人,还把苹果砸秦泽鼻子上,秦泽当时就流鼻血了。Thatlittle whilecheeksjustremovedclearly, in vainonQin Baobao that is thin charming, hears the soundto come out, seesto regard as the younger brothernosebleedlongclass/flow of something for one's own exclusive use, immediatelyexploded.
那会儿脸颊刚刚褪去圆润,徒然就瘦削妩媚起来的秦宝宝,闻声出来,看见视为禁脔的弟弟鼻血长流,顿时炸了。suddenly/violentlyto beat up.
一顿暴揍。From then on, bear the childhas not come to the Qin Zehome, saw that Qin Baobaois afraid.
打那以后,熊孩子就没来过秦泽家,见到秦宝宝就害怕。
The childis not mischievously obedient, what to do?
孩子顽皮不听话,怎么办?Hittingonewas good.
打一顿就好了。„Thisboywas spoiledbymystepmother.”Li Donglairaises the palm of the handto come up.
“这小子都是被我后妈宠坏的。”李东来扬起巴掌就上来。Pei Nanmanblocked, said, she temporaryguardianshipkid, bringsnowin secret the nephew who does not have the blood relationshipandhas the nephew of blood relationship, whateverthenhas the nephew of blood relationshipto bullynot to have the nephew of blood relationship, hertraining and quality, cannot dothismatter.裴南曼拦了一下,说起来,她现在暂时监护小屁孩,私底下带着没血缘关系的侄子和有血缘关系的侄子,然后任由有血缘的侄子欺负没血缘的侄子,她的修养和素质,做不来这种事。Sheis even disinclinedto educate the kid, longwas remnant, longabandoned, whatrelationshaswithher?
她甚至懒得教育小屁孩,长残了,长废了,和她有什么关系?So long aseducatesgoodLi DonglaiandPei Ziqi, sheis well satisfied.
只要教育好李东来和裴紫琪,她就心满意足。Perhaps the sister-in-law/little auntandelder brotherelder sisteris not the goodstubble, when without mother supports, hedoes not dareto select, thought that Qin Zecomesto ask the person of matterwiththeseto be the same, does not dareto offend itself, thencatchesQin Zeto rail: „Youare the dog, has the matterto look for the dog that my fatherhelps, Imustmake the fatherkillyou.”
许是小姨和哥哥姐姐都不是善茬,没母亲撑腰时,他不敢太挑,又觉得秦泽和那些上门求事的人是一样的,不敢得罪自己,便逮着秦泽谩骂:“你就是狗,是有事情找我爸爸帮忙的狗,我要让爸爸打死你。”Li Donglaiflies into a rage: „Fatherspecialbeats to deathyou.”李东来勃然大怒:“老子特么揍死你。”Thisambitionis big, but alsowantswith the fatherside-by-side?
这野心不小啊,还想和自己老子肩并肩?At this time, Pei Nanmantelephoneloud.
这时,裴南曼的电话又响了。Connection.
接通。„Manman, motheris not healthy, setting up a businessmakesmeleadherto go tohospital . Moreover, heanswered a telephone, that side the unita little matter, mustovertakeurgently. YoubringHao HaoandZiqitheycome backtogether.”
“曼曼,妈身体又不舒服了,建业让我带她去医院查查,另外,他接了个电话,单位那边有点事,要紧急赶过去。你带着浩浩和紫琪他们一起回来吧。”Pei Nanmansaid: „Do youembarknow?”裴南曼道:“你们现在出发回去了?”„Un.”
“嗯。”„Good.”HelplessPei Nanmanhangs up the telephone.
“那好吧。”裴南曼无奈挂断电话。elderly lady is really, bodynotgoodagilecoming outwave.老太太真是的,身体没好利索就出来浪。Wavewave , the wavereturned to the hospital.
浪啊浪,又浪回医院去了。„Wemustgo back,”Pei Nanmanlookstothem: „Paternal grandmotheris not healthy, yourfatherunitalsohas the matter.”
“咱们得回去了,”裴南曼看向他们:“奶奶身体不舒服,你们爸单位又有事。”Pei Ziqisuggested: „Are welate? Ialsowantto experienceto delimit the kayak.”裴紫琪建议道:“那我们晚点回去?我还想体验划皮艇呢。”Pei Nanmanhesitates, „alsogood, Qin Ze, youlook. Donglaidrive, hehas the car(riage).”裴南曼沉吟,“也行,秦泽,你看着点。东来自己开车过来的,他有车。”
After Li Donglaitests intouniversity, Pei NanmanrewardedhisAudiA.李东来考上大学后,裴南曼奖了他一辆奥迪a。Li Donglaithismelonbaby, emotional quotienta littleseizesanxiously, was the skilltalentselectsto fightprobably, oftentalked overmustlook for the girlfriend, the mouthartillerywas fierce, the ability to actwas not good.李东来这瓜娃子,情商有点捉急,大概是技能天赋都点在打架上了,常常念叨着要找女朋友,嘴炮厉害,行动能力不行。Otherwise, heis opening in a universityentranceyounger sister, proper.
要不然,他开着a在大学门口把妹,妥妥的。Qin Zedoes not wantat heart, healsowantsto go back, buthewalked, Pei Nanmandefinitelydid not feel relieved.秦泽心里是不愿意的,他也想回去,但他走了,裴南曼肯定不放心。Thiscrowdis a child, heis an adult, is the elder.
这一群都是孩子,就他是成人,是长辈。Thereforehesaid: „Relax, old driverstarts off, is skilled, guarantees a car(riage)personisentiresimultaneously.”
于是他说:“放心吧,老司机上路,技术娴熟,保证一车人都是整整齐齐的。”Pei Nanmansaid with a smile: „Good.”裴南曼笑道:“好。”Li Donglaisaysimmediately: „Sister-in-law/Little aunt, relax, I am also old driver, delimits the kayak, Irow a boatneveruse the oar, depends entirely on the waveentire life.”李东来立刻道:“小姨,放心吧,我也是老司机,划皮艇而已,我划船从来不用桨,一生全靠浪。”RespondedhisisPei Nanmanexplodes the chestnut.
回应他的是裴南曼的一个爆栗。„Honest.”Pei Nanmanis angryto say.
“老实点。”裴南曼嗔道。Then, sheleaves the kartlocation.
说完,她离开卡丁车场地。Taunt that Pei Ziqihits a person when he is down: „Does not have the Qin Ze'slife, actuallyhad the Qin Ze'ssickness.”裴紫琪落井下石的嘲讽:“没有秦泽的命,却得了秦泽的病。”Li Donglaisighed: „WhenIcanlikehimoutstanding.”李东来叹道:“我什么时候能像他这样优秀。”Pei Ziqilaughs: „Was hopeless, accepts fate.”裴紫琪嗤笑:“没戏了,认命吧。”Li Donglairefuses to accept: „Decidinghoweverismentoralsoholds back one trick, Iconsult.”李东来不服:“定然是师傅还留了一手,我去请教一下。”Li Donglaisought for advicemodestly.李东来虚心求教。
After Qin Zehear, hesitates the half of the day.秦泽听后,沉吟半天。Chen Duxiushow, Li Shizhenskin.陈独秀的秀,李时珍的皮。Mustdepend on the talent, studiesis too difficult to learn.
要靠天赋啊,学是学不来的。„Like this, Ispokea few words, whichdayyoucanunderstand, graduatedprobably.”Qin Zesaid.
“这样,我说一段话,哪天你能听懂了,大概就毕业了。”秦泽道。Li Donglaiexhibitsto listen respectfully to the appearance of instruction, Chen QingyuanandPei Ziqialsoraise up the ear.李东来摆出聆听教诲的模样,身边的陈清袁和裴紫琪也竖起耳朵。Qin Zesaid: „Youonjustuniversity, university studentlivedrecently, Ihaveto come backfromJapan, wantsto become friendswithyou, youto the Japanesegirlsinterested? Thereforethisyouhave free timeon Sunday.”秦泽道:“你最近刚上大学,大学生活好吗,我有个本来从日本回来,想和你交朋友,你对日本姑娘有兴趣吗?所以这周日你有空吗。”Li Donglaidumbfounded: „Ended?”李东来懵逼了:“完了?”Qin Zenods: „Ended.”秦泽点头:“完了。”Li DonglailookstoPei ZiqiandChen Qingyuan: „Youlistened towhat/anythingto come.”李东来看向裴紫琪和陈清袁:“你们听出什么来了吗。”Chen Qingyuan: „Brother Qin may want saying that the life of universityis good.”陈清袁:“秦哥可能是想说大学的生活不错。”Pei Ziqi: „StupidLi Donglai, Qin Zewantsto giveyouto introduce the girlfriend.”裴紫琪:“愚蠢的李东来,秦泽是想给你介绍女朋友。”Li Donglaisaidpleasantly surprised: „RealBrother Qin.”李东来惊喜道:“真的吗秦哥。”Qin Ze: „”秦泽:“”Yeah, expertwhat kind ofloneliness.
哎,高手何等的寂寞。
The peopleexperienced a pleasant sensationwoman of kartto be an exception.
众人都体验了一次卡丁车的快感女人除外。Including the Li Familybearchild, the kiddrivingtechnologyin a complete mess, knocks, is goodis not quickbecause of the kartspeed, the two sides have a kilocalorietireto gather round, howto hitis all right.
包括李家的熊孩子,小屁孩开车技术一塌糊涂,一路磕磕碰碰,好在卡丁车速度不快,两边又有大卡车轮胎围着,怎么撞都没事。Regarding a ten -year-old child, thisisrare, extremelygoodexperience.
对于一个十岁的孩子来说,这是难得的,极佳的体验。After allcannot the conditionlike the overseaschildbe abundant, is operating the barrow, leads the littleyounger sister, that the smallageinstallsis goodto compel.
毕竟不能像国外的孩子那样条件充裕,开着小车子,带着小妹子,小小年纪就装的一手好逼。
After growing up, isGuangdongBare innumerable.
长大后更是粤b无数。UnderQin Ze'sleads, onegroup of peopleride a bicycleto goto assign the kayaklocation, the kidnaturallyisrides the Qin Ze'scar(riage), small rascal45° angleraises the chin, a face„mastergets into a sedan chair”proudlyandkeeps aloof.
在秦泽的带领下,一群人骑车前往划皮艇场地,小屁孩自然是坐秦泽的车,小赤佬四十五度角扬起下巴,一脸“老爷上轿”的傲然和高高在上。Qin Zegood to punchhim.秦泽好想揍他。
The kayakleads the wayin the ocean waves, in the waterreflects the blue sky, Qin Zeis sittingin the bow, rememberssomeyearsomemoon/month and elder sistergoes to the amusement park of Sheshantogether, experienced the haunted house and roller coasterand other stimulationgames.
皮艇在碧波中前行,水中倒映着蓝天白云,秦泽坐在船头,想起某年某月和姐姐一起去佘山的游乐园,体验了鬼屋和过山车等多种刺激游戏。Thatparentsalsofollow, hebyelder sisteris drawingon the roller coasterandpendulum ride, getting down the time, elder sisterspat, Qin Zepalelikely.
那次父母也跟着,他被姐姐强拉着上了过山车和大摆锤,下来的时候,姐姐吐了,秦泽脸色苍白的像个。
The staff who in the haunted house, play the role of the ghostjumpto frightenelder sisterin the corner, the elder sisterhighdecibelscream.
还有鬼屋里,扮鬼的工作人员在转角跳出来吓姐姐,姐姐高分贝的尖叫。Qin Zehears the staffto be foul-mouthed: „Mother, frightens the fatherto jump.”秦泽就听见工作人员骂骂咧咧:“妈的,吓老子一跳。”Although the rayis very dark, butQin Ze the clearvisiblestaffbodyshookat that time.
虽然光线很暗,但秦泽那时清晰的看见工作人员身体一抖。At this time, hiskidneywas kicked a footsuddenly.
这时,他腰子突然被人踢了一脚。„Go away, Imust the travelling by boathead.” The kidsare bossy.
“走开,我要坐船头。”小屁孩颐指气使。„Do youwantto take a beating?”Rowing a boatLi Donglaiscolded.
“你又想挨揍?”划船的李东来骂道。„Donglai, the vicious tendenciesso should not be heavy.”Qin Zemovedmoving, gives the kid the position.
“东来,戾气别这么重。”秦泽挪了挪,把位置让给小屁孩。
After thischild, grew up, oftenrecalls the childhood, will send outprobablylike thissigh with emotion: Myelder brothermaylovemein childhood, mostlikes the big mouthfemale genitals that askedmeto eatmostloves.
这小孩以后长大了,每每忆起童年,大概会发出这样感慨:我哥哥小时候可疼爱我了,最喜欢请我吃最爱的大嘴巴子。Qin Zecandespisehiminthisaspect, myelder sistermaylovemein childhood, mostlikesyīng yīng yīng that askedmeto eatmostloves.秦泽在这方面可以蔑视他,我姐姐小时候可疼爱我了,最喜欢请我吃最爱的嘤嘤嘤。„FistYīngyīng Monster.”systemcomes outto let in fresh air.
“一拳一个嘤嘤怪。”系统出来放风。system, it is said deduces the birthandprocess of cosmos, to destroythisgreatsubjectgenerallyinit.系统一般不出来,它说在它推演宇宙的诞生、过程、毁灭这种宏大的主题。Itsaid that oneselfandthese can only bringHostacting coolbeautiful slutto be different, mustgive an example, is the difference of celebrityandscientist.
它自称自己和那些只会带着宿主装逼的妖艳jian货是不一样的,非要举例,就是明星和科学家的差别。Qin Zerecallsdiligently, has not recalledlto compel the system'sgiven nameto callwhat/anythingobstinately.秦泽努力回忆,愣是没记起l逼系统的本名叫什么。Thought that itfinds the excuseforoneselfl, andsmellyis not concerned about facewears a scientific researchsystem'sdunce captooneself.
觉得它是为自己的l找借口,并臭不要脸的给自己戴一顶科研系统的高帽子。„YouhitYīngyīng Monster, mustask that Idid agree.”Qin Zesaid.
“你打嘤嘤怪,得问我同不同意。”秦泽道。„All the peoplehitYīngyīng Monster.”systemsaid.
“全民都打嘤嘤怪。”系统说。„Thatsalted fishmust havemustwith the worldbe an enemy.”Qin Zesaid.
“那本咸鱼少不得要与天下为敌了。”秦泽道。„If beautiful slutHostis hittingYīngyīng Monster?”systemasked.
“如果是妖艳jian货的宿主在打嘤嘤怪呢?”系统问。„Do not instigate,does!”Qin Zeplays the graceful, holds the systemthighwhile convenient: „Does not have your invinciblesystem.”
“不要怂,就是干!”秦泽耍完帅,顺便抱系统大腿:“不是还有你这个无敌的系统嘛。”system: „Iam onlyl.”系统:“我只是个l啊。”Thisperson of systemonefromblack, onunmatched in the world.
这人系统一自黑啊,就天下无敌。Qin Zesaid: „Are you defective product that the systemsupplierproduces?”秦泽道:“你是不是系统供应商出产的残次品?”systemanger: „Do not be noisy, Iam bornfor the greatscientific researchworld, is different from thesecommercialslut . Moreover, at the beginning of Iam born, butwas flamboyant, because the main purposeis the scientific research, thereforeIwas truncated.”系统怒了:“别闹,我是为了伟大的科研世界诞生的,和那些商业贱货不一样,而且,我诞生之初,可牛逼了,但因为主要用途是科研,所以我被削了。”āi yōu yōu, frightenedurinesalted fish, youthink that you were Miyamoto.哎呦呦,吓尿本咸鱼了,你以为自己是宫本啊。InvincibleI, but can also truncateagain?
无敌的我,还可以再削?Delimiting the kayakis1 : 00 pm, Pei Ziqiwell satisfiedmustreturn toShanghai, said goodbyewith the little friends.
划完皮艇已经是下午 1 点,裴紫琪心满意足的要回沪,和小伙伴们告别。
The kidsalsowantto play, butLi Donglai and Pei Ziqinotbirdhe, hetakesQin Zeto go flat, did not pay attentionto kick a footwhileQin Zeruthlessly.
小屁孩还想玩,但李东来和裴紫琪都不鸟他,他就拿秦泽撒气,趁秦泽不注意狠狠踢了一脚。„Dog, youare the dogbahbah.”
“狗,你是狗呸呸呸。”Venomthreechain blows.
毒液三连击。Althoughavoided the salivaattack, butten -year-old kid, kicking the personisa littlesore.
虽然避开了口水攻击,但十岁的小屁孩,踢人还是有点疼的。Qin Zeenduredenduring, could not bear, hewas thoroughly angry.秦泽忍了忍,没忍住,他彻底愤怒了。Does not givehimto select the lesson, hedoes not know the anger of King.
不给他点教训,他就不知道王者的愤怒。
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