MESIS :: Volume #6

#547: My kidney


You You (long and leisurely), old name Li You, occupation female lead broadcasts. 悠悠,原名李悠,职业女主播。 The Suzhou person, coming Shanghai to go to school. At present goes study in Donghua university, the family circumstances are the same. 苏州人,来沪市上学的。目前就读于东华大学,家境一般般。 Steps into among the anchors a half year of time, is good because of own condition, is lucky rapidly, now among live broadcast popular placed 50,000 about. 踏入主播间半年时间,因自身条件不错,迅速走红,现在直播人气保持在五万左右。 Is the red young anchor reluctantly. 勉强算是当红小主播。 The Li You singing voice is ordinary, because is reading the university reason, she cannot broadcast like other female lead sits sings dancing to drop fengyoujing oil extract in special Room live broadcast. 李悠歌喉一般,又因为在念大学的缘故,她不能像其他女主播那样坐在专门的直播里唱歌跳舞滴风油精 Now she not only can pay the living expenses and school expense independently, but also has a big deposit. But does not dare to confess with family/home. 现在她不但能独立支付生活费和学费,而且还有一笔不小的存款。但没敢和家里坦白。 Although the father loves like the mountain, but the cake will hit the excrement she. 尽管父爱如山,但粑粑还是会打屎她。 Only said own part-time job works. 只说自己兼职打工。 Li You thanked live broadcast this industry very much, thanked the platform very much, made merry can also make money, such relaxed occupation are not many. 李悠很感谢直播这个行业,很感谢平台,吃喝玩乐还能赚钱,这么轻松的职业不多了。 Only compared with this good, is the official business ape, similarly is the ape, the procedure/program ape appeared compels painstakingly. 唯一比这个好的,就是公务猿,同样是猿,程序猿就显得苦逼多了。 More often is outdoors live broadcast, running of full Shanghai, transfers duty good food live broadcast occasionally, today in the weekend, she rides in a carriage the forest park to conduct outdoors live broadcast. 更多的时候是户外直播,满沪市的跑,偶尔转职美食直播,今天周末,她乘车来森林公园进行户外直播 In a moment ago, her saw Qin Ze of in the pavilion, but also while convenient his naked picture income lens. 就在刚才,她看见了凉亭里的秦泽,还顺带把他赤身的画面收入镜头。 The entire five minutes, the gift has not stopped, the population between live broadcast is also rising dramatically. 整整五分钟,礼物就没停过,直播间的人数也在暴增。 Small sluts of commentary area is murmuring: Thank the benefits of anchor, the husband was most graceful. 评论区的小贱货们囔囔着:感谢主播的福利,老公最帅。 Among You You (long and leisurely) live broadcast, rarely had the female before. 要知道,悠悠直播间里,以前是很少有雌性的。 As working as red spiced chicken, top little fresh meat Li You was some very repugnant people said that Qin Ze was little fresh meat, she was also Qin Ze's fans, how Qin Ze possibly is these beautiful slut can compared with, he was not little fresh meat, he was the old adoptive father, making one be red in the face, is jealous of existence of heartbeat. 身为当红炸子鸡,顶级小鲜肉李悠是很反感有人说秦泽小鲜肉的,她也是秦泽的粉丝,秦泽怎么可能是那些妖艳贱货能比的呢,他不是小鲜肉,他是老干爹,让人面红耳赤,眼红心跳的存在。 At this time, Li You looks at the commentary area neat commentary: Was cool.” 此时,李悠看着评论区整齐的评论:“凉了。” Compared with old altar/jar pickled cabbage also unified commentary. 比老坛酸菜还统一的评论。 As Qin Ze's fans, she cannot endure, complained: Where was cool, are you a little good to the Qin Ze confidence.” 身为秦泽的粉丝,她不能忍,埋怨道:“哪里凉了,你们对秦泽有点信心好不好。” Eats the melon people to smile not to speak.” “吃瓜群众笑而不语。” This idiot anchor, has not definitely looked at Qin Baobao's live broadcast.” “这蠢货主播,肯定没看过秦宝宝的直播吧。” „It is not Qin Ze is cool, was that fellow is cool.” “不是秦泽凉,是那家伙要凉了。” Li You dumbfounded said: What do you mean, who explained to me, Qin Baobao live broadcast what's the matter.” 李悠懵逼道:“什么意思,谁给我解释解释,秦宝宝直播又是怎么回事。” „When pats A Chinese Odyssey live broadcast.”, Old was fierce, a fist knocks down and Qin Ze to be very fierce.” “拍大话西游时的直播。”、“老厉害了,一拳撂倒”、“秦泽很厉害的。” Through the reply of commentary area everything in disorder, Li You knew the situation probably, during the 《A Chinese Odyssey》 photography, Qin Baobao has played live broadcast, in that live broadcast Qin Ze also trained one time, valiant kills its second. 通过评论区乱七八糟的回复,李悠大概知道了情况,《大话西游》拍摄期间,秦宝宝玩过直播,那次直播秦泽也和人对练了一次,彪悍的将其秒杀。 Therefore many fans know that Qin Ze meets several wrestling arts. 所以很多粉丝都知道秦泽会几手格斗术 Such fierce? 这么厉害的吗? My male god must go against heaven's will inadequately. 我男神是要逆天不成。 Li You thought that Qin Ze like dazzling to step, once wallows, cannot stop. 李悠觉得秦泽就像炫迈,一旦沉迷其中,让人根本停不下来。 A man is in so the situation splendidly, to the woman truly is the toxicant 一个男人出色到如此地步,对女人来说确实是毒药 Since evolves Ocean King Ze, Qin Ze has not to get angry from the imposing manner of prestige more and more. 自从进化成海泽王,秦泽越来越有股不怒自威的气势。 The above is purely the misconception, he looked like uses Head & Shoulders to resemble, was getting more and more self-confident. Runs into others to provoke, did not mind that makes a move to teach him to cultivate the behavior. 以上纯属错觉,他只是像用了海飞丝似的,越来越自信。遇到别人挑衅,不介意出手教他做人。 Salted Fish Ze will not do, Salted Fish Ze is quite temperate reserved, unhappy haggles over the goose bumps. 咸鱼泽不会这么干,咸鱼泽比较温和内敛,不喜与人计较鸡毛蒜皮。 You can also regard to instigate this, but please do not divulge, Salted Fish Ze also attaches great importance to face-saving. 你也可以把这当成怂,但请不要说破,咸鱼泽也是要面子的。 The apprentices were punched, when mentor cannot sit by and do nothing, otherwise sect gate the cohesive force will reduce. 徒弟被揍了,当师傅的不能坐视不理,否则宗门的凝聚力就会降低。 He did not think that what wrong the Li Donglai's provocation has, Sister Man butt is the average person can touch? 他不觉得李东来的挑衅有什么错,曼姐屁股是一般人能摸的吗? Tiger butt cannot trace, hasn't heard? 老虎屁股摸不得,没听说过? low force system, comes out, asked your matter.” Qin Ze is summoning system at heart. lo逼系统,出来,问你个事。”秦泽在心里召唤系统 system does not respond him. 系统不搭理他。 system eldest master, has the matter to consult below.” Qin Ze expresses. 系统大爷,在下有事请教。”秦泽重新措词。 Egg matter.” system response. “蛋事。”系统回应。 I want to punch him now, has quest?” “我现在想揍他,有任务吗?” No.” “没有。” Ha? Why no, I currently have the psychological desire.” “哈?为什么没有,我现在有心理欲求。” Host discovers a phenomenon: Each quest cannot certainly complete.” system said: quest that quest that completes inevitably and is impossible to complete, is impossible to trigger.” 宿主有没有发现一个现象:每一个任务都不是一定能完成的。”系统说:“必然完成的任务和不可能完成的任务,是不可能触发的。” Such......” “这样的么……” Nonsense, if you see the ground to have a lump of excrement, suddenly wants to step on, this system must send quest, points was too good to gain. When I am the silly son of landlord family/home?” “废话,要是你看到地上有坨屎,突然想去踩一踩,本系统就得发任务,积分岂不是太好赚了。当我是地主家的傻儿子?” This is impossible to complete quest......” “这是不可能完成任务吧……” system no longer responds him. 系统不再搭理他。 Cannot probably arrive at quest, but Qin Ze instead relaxes. 没能要到任务,但秦泽反而松了口气。 If by some chance he sees the ground to have a lump of excrement, does not want to step on, but the bold ideas, for example taste the flavor...... 万一他看到地上有坨屎,不是想踩,而是有一个大胆的想法,比如尝尝味道…… Ding: Please eat one jin (0.5 kg) heat to fly in circles greatly, succeeds 100 points, the failure deducts corresponding points. 叮:请大吃一斤热翔,成功100积分,失败扣除相应积分 Qin Ze may become first protagonist that eats the excrement to promote. 秦泽可能会成为第一个吃屎升级的主角 Zhang Yihang said: I attended the high school to enlist in the military, by the strict military training, was good at wrestling and capturing, but started often not to have a discretion, you were careful.” 张一航道:“我念完高中就参军了,受过严格的军事训练,擅长格斗和擒拿,但下手经常没个分寸,你自己小心了。” He first fronts the words, a while when beats violently Qin Ze, can some excuse explanations. 他先把话垫一下,等会儿狠揍秦泽时,也能有借口解释。 I practice martial art starting from eight years old, still has a 16 spring and autumn, proficient Internal Family Fist External Family Fist, the Taiji promoter, the octupole octopole collapses, One-finger Zen that Seven Wounds Fist, and Jianghu is lost . Moreover, my internal strength heart law is «Era is Beckoning».” The Qin Ze one breath said: I start to have the discretion very much, will not make the excrement you.” “我从八岁开始习武,至今已有十六个春秋,精通内家拳外家拳,太极推手,八极崩,七伤拳,以及江湖失传的一指禅,另外,我的内功心法是《时代在召唤》。”秦泽一口气说完:“我下手很有分寸,不会把你打出屎。” Zhang Yihang to dumbfounded that he fools, hears the last few words, knows that was profited by the opposite party orally. 张一航给他唬的一愣一愣,听到最后一句话,才知道又被对方口头占便宜了。 Internal Family Fist External Family Fist what/anything, really has, is not false, although most so-called national arts master are the swindlers, because national arts master age one big, cracks a joke, an age master, had not heard that especially the fist fears young and strong. This with the Jianghu folk prescription is a truth, folk prescription thing, has, but 90 percent is false, therefore many people, as soon as listens to the folk prescription, the subconsciousness thought that is a swindler. 内家拳外家拳什么的,确实有,也不是假的,虽然大多数所谓的国术大师都是骗子,因为国术大师年纪都一大把了,开什么玩笑,一把年纪了还特么大师呢,没听说拳怕少壮么。这就和江湖偏方是一个道理,偏方这东西,有真的,但百分之九十都是假的,所以很多人一听偏方,下意识觉得是骗子。 In the final analysis, this is the national regulation to be ineffective, causing the industry swindler to be in vogue. 归根结底,这属于国家监管不力,导致行业骗子盛行。 Qin Ze or said that finally that internal strength heart law, Zhang Yihang possibly is vigilant at heart, do not think that I do not know what thing «Era is Beckoning» is, are you successor to Communism and Communist cause? 秦泽要不说最后那个内功心法,张一航可能心里警惕一下,别以为我不知道《时代在召唤》是什么东西,就你是共产主义接班人? The Zhang Yihang heart disdains, he looks at a Qin Ze healthy stature, guessed that practices in the gym, perhaps the strength has, but the skill and speed were definitely inferior own this person skilled in martial arts. 张一航心底不屑,他看秦泽一身健美的身材,猜测是在健身房练出来的,力量或许有,但技巧和速度肯定不如自己这种练家子。 The father junior middle school started to take the brick to knock the person, actual combat experience following marquis old boss practiced. 老子初中就开始拿板砖敲人了,实战经验是跟着侯老大练出来的。 Qin Ze has not spoken, but turns head, looked at Li You of not far away. 秦泽没说话,而是扭头,看了眼不远处的李悠 Took a look at this woman a moment ago, has poked there photographs surreptitiously. 刚才就瞅到这个女人了,一直杵在那里偷拍。 A little annoying. 有点烦人。 celebrity repugnant paparazzi has the reason, is not only the privacy issue. 明星讨厌狗仔是有原因的,不仅仅是隐私问题。 Attractive bright and beautiful standing in stage, how is casual you to pat, proper. 光鲜亮丽的站在舞台时,随便你怎么拍,妥妥的。 But no one hopes that lives also the camera to aim at you, this means that you must keep the image always, digs out the nose excrement is not good. 可没人希望生活中也有一台摄像机对准你,这意味着你要无时无刻的保持形象,连抠个鼻屎都不行。 Let alone idles to be all right to make trouble to play. 更别说闲来没事捣蛋玩。 Before Qin Ze at home, bored afterward will lie down on the sofa makes trouble, were seen by elder sister several times, one will be scolded by her. 秦泽以前在家里,无聊的事后会躺在沙发上捣蛋,好几次被姐姐看见,都会被她一顿骂。 Said that such is not hygienic, is unhealthy. 说那样不卫生,不健康。 elder sister believes, is understandable, after all the men and women are able to discriminate. 姐姐会这么认为,是可以理解的,毕竟男女有别嘛。 The boys make trouble are legitimate, can make trouble heartily, how otherwise to say „your trouble maker. 男孩捣蛋是合法的,可以尽情捣蛋,要不然怎么说“你这个捣蛋鬼”呢。 But the girl is not good, after all the bacteria seizes every opportunity. 但女孩不行,毕竟细菌是无孔不入的。 The words that the girl does that called what/anything 女孩子这么做的话,叫什么 Nüwa? 女娲么? Looks at my only hand overcoming nature crack. 看我只手补天裂。 Double-clicks nicely done. 双击666 Qin Ze was not too photographed surreptitiously happily, but is not good to overrun to request others to delete, the words that after all he forces to delete, will it is estimated that present the report of negative report tomorrow. 秦泽不太高兴被人偷拍,但又不好冲过去要求人家删除,毕竟他强制删除的话,估计明天就会出现负面新闻的报道。 When celebrity, truly is sometimes very tired, pays more. 所以当明星,有时候确实很累,付出很多很多。 He, he looked at me,” Li You called out in alarm one, somewhat was delighted, somewhat was disturbed: „Can he come to fall my cell phone.” “他,他看我了,”李悠惊叫一声,有几分欢喜,有几分忐忑:“他会不会过来摔我手机呀。” At this time, Qin Ze beckoned toward her. 这时,秦泽朝她招招手。 „, He beckons toward me?” Li You link looks in all directions, nearby and no one: I must pass, in the past, what posture do I by hand over the cell phone to be good?” “哇,他是朝我招手的吗?”李悠环首四顾,边上并没有人:“我要不要过去,过去之后,我以什么姿势递手机好?” Goes, goes quickly, the short distance contacts big shot.” “去啊,快去,近距离接触大佬。” Anchor your quick past, sent what silliness, I must look at Qin Ze face without makeup.” “主播你快过去啊,发什么傻,我要看秦泽素颜。” Quick goes quickly, lens to time.” “快去快去,镜头对准点。” A commentary area piece instigates. 评论区一片怂恿。 The audience between live broadcast is more excited than her, was brushing a wave of gift while convenient, and makes her hurry. 直播间的观众比她还激动,顺带着刷了一波礼物,并让她赶紧过去。 Li You with the disturbed excitement, slightly is running the past. 李悠怀着激动忐忑的心情,小跑着过去。 When she approaches, Qin Ze asked: You in racket 等她走近,秦泽问道:“你在拍” After seeing the phone screen of towards oneself, the smiling face is suddenly temperate, amiability that the tone also changes: In live broadcast.” 看见面朝自己的手机屏幕后,笑容突然温和起来,语气也变的随和:“在直播啊。” Thinks at heart: mmp, does live broadcast at the back of me unexpectedly. 心里想:mmp,竟然背着我搞直播 Ok?” Li You timid asking, a pair of pupil sparkles to shine. “可以吗?”李悠怯怯的问,一双眸子闪闪发亮。 Ok.” Qin Ze said: „Are you female lead broadcast?” “可以。”秦泽道:“你是女主播?” Li You makes an effort to nod: Yes, I called Li You, was the young anchor in salted fish live broadcast platform.” 李悠用力点头:“是的,我叫李悠,是咸鱼直播平台的小主播。” Qin Ze nods, breaks made her not pat the request of video, a face bright smiling face: Hello.” 秦泽点点头,断了让她别拍视频的要求,一脸灿烂的笑容:“大家好。” He beckons toward the lens. 他朝着镜头招手。 the next moment, the commentary of commentary area jumps jumps, gift full screen explodes. 下一刻,评论区的评论跳啊跳,礼物满屏爆炸。 The Li You whole face is happy. 李悠满脸幸福。 „One side you stand, I must contest with the friend.” Qin Ze said. “你站一边,我要和朋友过招。”秦泽道。 Li You clever standing near pavilion, sees Pei Nanman, eyes shined, immediately aims at the people in alcove the lens, originally ripe greeting: Hello.” 李悠乖巧的站在凉亭边,看到裴南曼,眼睛一亮,立刻把镜头对准亭子里的众人,自来熟的打招呼:“大家好。” No one bird she, the youngster vision shoots a look at will. 没人鸟她,少年们目光随意瞥来。 (﹁“﹁) (﹁“﹁) The Li You moving out of the way lens embarrasedly, in the alcove the look of people, making her feel staring from big shot. 李悠讪讪的挪开镜头,亭子里众人的眼神,让她感觉到了来自大佬的凝视。 Lively attractive female student like her, where arriving at is very popular, but the person in alcove is not obviously warm. 像她这样活泼漂亮的女生,走到哪里都很受欢迎,但显然亭子里的人并不怎么热情。 Li You looked at a cell phone, among live broadcast in audience was discussing that a moment ago a being startled great wild goose present pretty ripe female, some said that two little younger sister was also quite pretty. 李悠看了眼手机,直播间里的观众正在讨论刚才惊鸿一现的漂亮熟女,有的说,那两个小妹子也好漂亮。 Zhang Yihang is at heart cheerful, āi yōu, this little younger sister comes also is really the time, his Qin Ze is not superstar, looked that I hang to hit him in live broadcast. 张一航心里乐呵,哎呦,这小妹子来的还真是时候,他秦泽不是大明星么,看我在直播里吊打他。 Looking from the body angle, the man who 30 raises one's head is the peak of body, youngster and youth perhaps energy Wansheng, but strength is inferior to his age. Then is experience, experience this type of thing is the need accumulates year after year, how Qin Ze possibly is his process strict training veteran opponent. 从身体角度看,三十出头的男人才是身体的巅峰期,少年和青年或许精力万盛,但力量方面不如他这个年纪的。然后是经验,经验这种东西更是需要长年累月的积累,秦泽怎么可能是他这种经过严格训练的“退伍兵”的对手。 Young young girls full of enthusiasm surrounding in alcove. 亭子里的少年少女们兴致勃勃的围观。 salted fish platform female lead broadcasts Li You to lift from the rapping bar, raises the head the hope. 咸鱼平台女主李悠举着自拍杆,翘首企盼。 Qin Ze nods toward Zhang Yihang, hints him to attack. 秦泽朝着张一航点点头,示意他可以进攻了。 He does not have under the sinking waist the hip, the whole body muscle is loose, the serene stance, making Zhang Yihang select the brow. 他没沉腰下胯,浑身肌肉松散,云淡风轻的姿态,让张一航挑了挑眉头。 His approach several steps, gather the strength, has the leg, tramples toward the Qin Ze lower abdomen. 他助跑几步,蓄力,出腿,朝着秦泽小腹直踹。 Qin Ze has not moved, a face is light, if he is joined to crosses the hands behind the back the vertical movement, the person of high skill style came out. 秦泽还是没动,一脸平淡,如果他配上负手而立的动作,高人风范就出来了。 When own foot soon tramples the Qin Ze's lower abdomen, the Zhang Yihang corners of the mouth reveal wipe the happy expression. 当自己的脚快要踹上秦泽的小腹时,张一航嘴角露出一抹笑意。 You who this foot, I must kick spat last night liquor. 这一脚,我要踢的你把昨晚的酒吐出来。 Tamasia! 德玛西亚! But, Qin Ze static such as the virgin moves in the meantime such as fast, he spins the body to avoid this foot, in the meantime, the waist catches up to drive the right leg, sweeps away! 可就在此时,秦泽静如处子动如脱兔,他旋身避开这一脚,同时,腰部发力带动右腿,横扫! The Qin Ze's leg sweeps on the waist of Zhang Yihang, pulls out like the whip in the sandbag, sends out a dull thumping sound. 秦泽的腿扫在张一航的腰上,就像鞭子抽在沙袋上,发出一声闷响。 The body weight must have 160 jin (0.5 kg) Zhang Yihang, pulled out to fly instantaneously. 体重得有一百六十斤的张一航,瞬间被抽飞出去。 Qin Ze this leg, used the art, can pull out him flies, otherwise he will fall down directly, then severe wound. 秦泽这一腿,用了巧劲,才能把他抽飞,不然他会直接栽倒,然后重伤。 After all I can big shot of bare-handed broken bone porcelain cup. 毕竟我是能徒手碎骨瓷杯的大佬 Zhang Yihang falls to the ground to throw down, rolls up shrimp on the ground, he first feels one type suffocates the pain, has not really gasped for breath that type. Afterward the left waist transmits the severe pain. 张一航落地摔倒,在地上蜷缩成皮皮虾,他先是感受到一种窒息般的痛苦,是真的喘不过气来那种。随后左腰传来剧痛。 My kidney. 我的腰子。 My kidney 我的腰子
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