Qin Ze felt oneself possibly offended this girl named Bi Fang, because her eyes stared her not only, moreover on the face wrote all over was not quick. 秦泽觉得自己可能得罪这个叫毕方的女孩了,因为她不光那眼睛瞪她,而且脸上写满了不快。 The ordinary joke can't this miss play the joke? 只是普通的玩笑话呀这姑娘这么开不起玩笑？ Is quite sensitive to own name, cracked a joke repugnantly? 或者对自己的名字比较敏感,讨厌被人开玩笑？ Such person has, for example: The Chen two dogs and Li two eggs, Du Ziteng, Hao Niubi, Lu send, no matter what 8,000 这样的人是有的,比如:陈二狗、李二蛋,杜子腾、郝牛碧、鲁一发、任八千 Especially finally. 尤其最后者。 But Bi Fang this name is good, but also has the ominous air/Qi especially. 但毕方这个名字还好呀,还特么蛮有凶气的。 Raised the head goes out the great report that throws out the chest, if the opposite party is the great antiquity death loyal powder, but can also play the effect of having profound respect. 抬头挺胸的把大名报出去,如果对方是洪荒的死忠粉,还能起到肃然起敬的效果。 What a pity Qin Ze is not the great antiquity powder, hears this name like teasing. He is not the mortal powder, is not the samsara powder, the book that he reads is very mixed, when is young the dream can like A'Bin outstanding, on the high school hopes that can know Wenwen such enthusiastical female schoolmate, thought older and younger brothers afterward like Hou Longtao in groups, smokes to fight, is the real man. 可惜秦泽不是洪荒粉,听到这名字就像调侃。他也不是凡人粉,更不是轮回粉,他看的书很杂,年少时梦想能像阿宾那样优秀,上了高中希望能认识雯雯那样热情奔放的女同学,后来又觉得像侯龙涛那样兄弟成群,抽烟打架的,才是真男人。 When old, savors to promote, starts to yearn ******* with the ruddy face xue world, felt passes through very has the feeling, became death loyal powder that puts on Vietnamese. 等到年纪稍大点,品味有所提升,又开始向往*******和朱颜xue的世界,感觉穿越挺带感,成了穿越文的死忠粉。 After on university, the world outlook was mature, understands oneself are only salted fish, where salted fish arrives is salted fish, just like the defeat dog on society, even if passes through the 20 year ago , only remembers that the house price must rise, the stock market wants the pit, Little Monarch Selling Newspapers must become supreme high, that is all. Do not count on that he can hang dozen of black cats, foot treads the penguin, has this ability, did not defeat the dog. 上了大学之后,世界观成熟了,明白自己只是一条咸鱼,咸鱼到哪里都是咸鱼,正如社会上的败狗,哪怕穿越回二十年前,也只记得房价要涨,股市要坑,卖报小郎君要成至尊高,仅此而已。别指望他能吊打黑猫,脚踏企鹅,有这能耐,就不是败狗了。 Therefore learns from a painful experience, Qin Ze said goodbye to king of Liu Bei Jungler. 于是痛定思痛,秦泽告别了打野之王刘备。 Chen Qingyuan sees him to be lost in thought that thinks that he was awkward, the bowel movement hacked Bi Fang ruthlessly, complained that the opposite party was lost the face by own matchless hero. 陈清袁见他愣愣出神,以为他尴尬了,便恶狠狠的剐了眼毕方,埋怨对方让自己的盖世英雄失了面子。 „Sir Ocean King Ze, this Tang was tasty.” Chen Qingyuan bends down, scooped up bowl of soup to Qin Ze. “海泽王大人,这个汤老好喝了。”陈清袁俯身,给秦泽舀了碗汤。 „Thanks.” Qin Ze polite receiving. “谢谢。”秦泽客气的接过。 „āi yā, you with my polite what/anything.” Chen Qingyuan pressed small brow, not happy appearance. “哎呀,你跟我客气什么。”陈清袁蹙小眉头,不高兴的模样。 The Qin Ze silent moment, knits the brows: „Leaves blind bì bì, pours the liquor.” 秦泽沉默片刻,皱眉:“别瞎哔哔,倒酒。” Chen Qingyuan beams with joy immediately, to the Qin Ze liquor, clamps the vegetable/dish, sits near him cleverly, likely pretty young wife. 陈清袁立刻眉开眼笑,给秦泽倒酒,夹菜,乖巧坐在他边上,像个漂亮的小媳妇。 Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Su Yu, Su Yu, I found your successor. 苏钰,苏钰,我找到你的接班人了。 She is actually you separate many years of younger sisters. 她其实是你失散多年的妹子吧。 This, lets contemporaries male silent Nvlei who shares a table unavoidably, after all keeps thinking about the Chen Qingyuan this Little Cabbage youngster is being many, but has the favorable impression girl to Qin Ze, it is estimated that are more. 这一幕,难免让同桌的同龄人男默女泪,毕竟惦记着陈清袁这颗小白菜的少年还是很多的,而对秦泽有好感的女孩,估计更多。 Qin Ze exasperation from the beginning, to was most difficult to enjoy the beautiful woman graciousness afterward the worry, to present treating with indifference, at heart the distance change is enormous. 秦泽从一开始的不耐烦,到后来最难消受美人恩的苦恼,再到现在的淡然处之,心里路程变化极大。 Does not like Chen Qingyuan, perhaps a little favorable impression, moe the younger sister who moe softly after all softly, even elder siscon he, is still very difficult to dislike. But the distance likes also early, is far from the love. 并不是喜欢上陈清袁,或许有点好感,毕竟软萌软萌的妹子,就算是姐控的他,也很难反感起来。只不过距离喜欢还早着,更谈不上爱情。 He thought that and other Chen Qingyuan ages again greatly, sensible, worldly-wise, this shy love will forget gradually. Several years later, they can meet by chance smile, chatting, was very good. 他觉得等陈清袁年纪再大点,懂事点,世故点,这份青涩的爱情就会渐渐遗忘。过几年后,他俩能相逢一笑,聊聊天,就很好了。 However, Qin Ze is not understands Chen Qingyuan specially, therefore does not know that her temperament stubborn, she is actually the silly miss who dies to recognize the principle. 不过,秦泽并不是特别了解陈清袁,所以不知道她的脾气有多犟,她其实是个死认理的傻姑娘。 Qin Ze became focus of the teenage boys and girls imperceptibly, the topic always revolves him, girl curious asking this and of, nonchalant pulls the topic to him on, or proposed that various worries, are winking the pupil, what to do inquired Qin Ze should. 秦泽无形中成了少男少女们的焦点,话题总是围绕着他,女孩子好奇的问这问那,不经意的把话题扯到他身上,或者提出各种烦恼,然后眨着眸子,询问秦泽自己该怎么办。 For example: Others do not want to be in love, but pursued others boys to be older, Qin Ze, your men such repugnant. 比如:人家都不想谈恋爱,但追人家的男孩子老多了,秦泽,你们男人都这么讨厌的嘛。 Qin Ze said where where, our men are not repugnant, our men are only the comparison have the intellectual curiosity, likes searching the person depth. 秦泽说,哪里哪里,我们男人不讨厌,我们男人只是比较有求知欲,喜欢探人深浅。 Also for example: Brother Qin, you write the song really quite quickly, was too astonishing, others quite worship you, online said that you are Quick Shooter, but I thought that you are Machine Gunner. 又比如:秦哥,你写歌真的好快,太惊人了,人家好崇拜你,网上都说你是快枪手,可我觉得你是机关枪手。 Qin Ze said that so long as is not Sniper, I do not matter. 秦泽说,只要不是狙击手,我都无所谓。 Being haunted by the ghost Quick Shooter, my whole life can also get rid of this title. 阴魂不散的快枪手,我这辈子还能摆脱这个称号吗。 I want wash one's hands in a gold basin, did not write the song. 我要金盆洗手,再也不写歌了。 The comparison cared that his personal life, asked he does have the girlfriend. 还有比较关心他私人生活的,问他到底有没有女朋友。 Qin Ze had not replied, after all this matter is quite sensitive, he looks at Chen Qingyuan. 秦泽没回答,毕竟这种事比较敏感,他看一眼陈清袁。 The latter understands , helping Qin Ze skin skin shrimp, the crisp sound said: „Do not be anxious, I strive to be your sisters-in-law to be good earlier.” 后者心领神会,边帮秦泽剥皮皮虾,边脆声说:“你别急,我争取早点做你们嫂子好吧。” Pei Ziqi leakproof trace swept Chen Qingyuan one. 裴紫琪不漏痕迹的扫了陈清袁一眼。 „Is Donglai, summer vacation interested in coming my company to work?” Qin Ze said. “东来,暑假有没有兴趣来我公司打工？”秦泽道。 „Brother Qin, specialized incompatible.” Li Donglai scratches the head. “秦哥,专业不符啊。”李东来挠挠头。 Qin Ze backhands scalp, „tested second-class university, may be swollen-headed you, in the life the biggest two tests, you have passed. But your person returns alive has not started, before has not stepped the society, you never become for your negligible are pleased with oneself.” 秦泽反手一个头皮,“考了个二流大学,可把你得瑟的,人生中最大的两次考试,你已经过去了。可你的人生还没开始,没踏上社会之前,你永远不要为自己的微末成为沾沾自喜。” Said to talk on endlessly facing Qin Ze's, Li Donglai does not dare to have the least bit is not impatient, one: Respected Qin Ze. Two: He feared that Qin Ze a slap shouted him. 面对秦泽的叨叨叨,李东来不敢有半点不耐烦,一:本就来敬重秦泽。二:他怕秦泽一巴掌呼死他。 Li Donglai said grinningly: „Is is, the study, thinks well daily on. I always remember Brother Qin your instruction.” 李东来笑嘻嘻道:“是是是,好好学习,天天想上。我铭记秦哥你的教诲。” Qin Ze does not know whether to laugh or cry, before he has not thought that when chatted an obscene talk that occasionally jumped, making Li Donglai record now. 秦泽哭笑不得,他没想到以前侃大山时偶尔蹦出的一句骚话,让李东来记到现在。 Later before student, but must control as far as possible, does not want the obscene talk serial. 以后在学生面前,还得尽量控制,不要骚话连篇。 Otherwise later meets, the small dirt sees the big dirt, your obscene talk, did 不然以后见面,小污见大污,你一句骚话,我一句骚话,说相声吗？ Qin Ze in Chen Qingyuan „taking care” under drink up eats the vegetable/dish, with is small his 5~6 youngster to chat, being together is harmonious. 秦泽在陈清袁的“服侍”下喝酒吃菜,与小他五六少年们聊天,相处的还算融洽。 Except that the name was Bi Fang big shot, did not like responding him, occasionally answered, is puncturing his several imperceptibly. 除了名字叫毕方的大佬,不怎么爱搭理他,偶尔搭腔,也是在无形中刺他几句。 Qin Ze wondered, several meanings, we, as soon as does not have the enmity two not to complain, always does with my other symptom. 秦泽就纳闷了,几个意思啊,咱们一没仇二没怨,老跟我别苗头干嘛。 Pei Ziqi said: „Elder Sister Bi, you help me cook the pig's feet to turn around the soybean, my abundant one bowl.” 裴紫琪道:“毕姐姐,你帮我把黄豆炖猪蹄转过来,我盛一碗。” Bi Fang is transferring the vegetable/dish, said: „Pig's feet does not have, only then soybean.” 毕方转着菜,说道:“猪蹄都没啦,只有黄豆。” Pei Ziqi said: „Soybean is also delicious, cooked rottenness, is very fragrant.” 裴紫琪道:“黄豆也好吃,炖的烂,特别香。” Suddenly spits the tongue, hehe smiles: „Was eats was easy to break wind.” 突然吐了吐舌头,嘿嘿笑:“就是吃多了容易放屁。” Bi Fang hearing this, smiled: „You ate talks nonsense, I did not put, I light/only made a belch.” 毕方闻言,笑了:“你们吃多了就放屁,我不放,我光打嗝。” The diving meaning in words: I am Little Immortal Fairy, I do not break wind. 话里的潜意思:我是小仙女,我不放屁。 Qin Baobao said often like this, I am Little Immortal Fairy, I do not break wind. I am Little Immortal Fairy, I do not have the gum in the eyes. I am Little Immortal Fairy, in my gap between teeth never has garlic chives. 秦宝宝就经常这样说,我是小仙女,我不放屁。我是小仙女,我没有眼屎。我是小仙女,我牙缝里从来没有韭菜。 Qin Ze thought, the opportunity came, coughs, tone that pretends to discuss: „Possibly was the fart becomes lost.” 秦泽心想,机会来了,咳嗽一声,假装探讨的语气:“可能是屁迷路了。” Pei Ziqi: „” 裴紫琪:“” Bi Fang: „” 毕方:“” Near table low laughter. 桌边一片低低的笑声。 „Ding!” The cell phone made a sound. “叮！”手机响了一下。 Qin Ze pulls out the cell phone examination information, Pei Nanman sends in: „Gives my brother-in-law to propose a toast, lets you come are rub eat to rub drink, an eyesight vigor does not have.” 秦泽掏出手机查看信息,裴南曼发来的:“去给我姐夫敬酒,让你过来是蹭吃蹭喝的吗,一点眼力劲都没有。” Qin Ze looks distantly to Pei Nanman, exactly, she is also visiting him, two people vision looks at each other, Queen Pei made an effort to hack his one eyes. 秦泽遥遥望向裴南曼,恰好,她也在看他,两人目光相视,裴女王用力剐了他一眼。 „This will appear my influence, is flattery. But Sister Man said that I push someone take on a difficult job” the Qin Ze reply. “这样会显得我势力,溜须拍马。可是曼姐这么说了,我就勉为其难”秦泽回复。 Chen Qingyuan collects the head to look secretly, Qin Ze carries her clear earlobe gently, said with a smile: „Small age, with study peeping bad custom?” 陈清袁偷偷凑脑袋过来看,秦泽轻轻拎起她晶莹的耳垂,笑道:“小小年纪,拿学来的偷窥坏习惯？” Chen Qingyuan said righteously: „My mother looked at my father's cell phone before like this.” 陈清袁理直气壮道:“我妈妈以前就这样看我爸的手机呢。” Qin Ze hā hā said: „Your father mother relates is not definitely good.” 秦泽哈哈道:“你爸妈关系肯定不好。” The Chen Qingyuan small face is low-spirited, is nipping the lip. 陈清袁小脸黯然,咬着唇。 Qin Ze said in a low voice: „Sorry.” 秦泽低声道:“对不起。” Chen Qingyuan is not always angry with him, shakes the head, „right that Brother Qin said that my parents are the relations are not good.” 陈清袁从来不和他生气,摇头,“秦哥说的对,我爸妈就是关系不好嘛。” Qin Ze touches her head, strokes younger sister like elder brother, then drinking half of snow B poured into the Chen Qingyuan wine glass, „you make the service person change a cup to you.” 秦泽摸了摸她脑袋,像哥哥抚摸妹妹那样,然后把喝了一半的雪b倒入陈清袁的酒杯里,“你让服务员给你换个杯子。” He on full one cup to oneself white, carries, walks toward the main table. 他给自己满上一杯白的,端起,朝主桌走去。 Chen Qingyuan looks at the drinking glass before body, inside is filled with transparently, braves the air bubble snow B, she licked the tongue. 陈清袁看着身前的玻璃杯,里面盛满透明的,冒着气泡的雪b,她舔了舔舌头。 Can drink one? 要不要喝一口？ It is not good, too crazy female. 不行不行,太痴女了。 However, good to drink, otherwise sips one? 但是,又好想喝,要不然抿一口？ At this time, she bumped into the helpless look that Pei Ziqi felt sad for their misfortunes to hate him not to struggle. 这时,她撞见裴紫琪哀其不幸恨其不争的无奈眼神。 Immediately the small face is red, beckons saying: „Service person, helping me change a cup.” 顿时小脸通红,招手道:“服务员,帮我换个杯子。” Pei Ziqi curls the lip saying: „Remaining, is loading into your insulated cup secretly, pays attention while no one, quickly.” 裴紫琪撇嘴道:“留着呗,偷偷装进你的保温杯里,趁着没人注意,快。” Chen Qingyuan is been redder by the cheek that she teased, stared, said afraid: „Do not talk nonsense.” 陈清袁被她调侃的脸蛋更红了,瞪眼,心虚道:“你别瞎说。” Pei Ziqi mumbled: „What you like his, love-struck idiot becomes this, others do not like you, is worth? Is worth violating love-struck idiot for him.” 裴紫琪哼哼唧唧:“你喜欢他什么,花痴成这样,人家根本不喜欢你,值得吗？值得为他犯花痴吗。” Chen Qingyuan said: „Quite strange, I like him am my matter, has a Aunt hold/container with you relations of turban?” 陈清袁道:“好奇怪哦,我喜欢他是我的事,和你有一包姨妈巾的关系？” Pei Ziqi: „I am doing this for you know to cut down, dog biting Lü Dongbin, does not know the will of the people.” 裴紫琪:“我是为你好知道伐,狗咬吕洞宾,不识好人心。” Chen Qingyuan rolls the eyes: „You do a bit less, your bosom friend continues my, how not to urge others, always interfered with my love freedom. Pei Ziqi, you are thinking that what need I do explain? Brother Qin is graceful and attractive, I am a woman, I like the man, why I do not like him.” 陈清袁翻白眼:“你少来,你闺蜜又不止我一个,怎么不去劝别人,老干涉我的恋爱自由。裴紫琪,你心里在想什么需要我说明白吗？秦哥又帅又有魅力,我是女人,我喜欢男人,我凭什么不喜欢他。” Pei Ziqi angrily said: „I know that cannot get used to seeing you is so silly, you did not appreciate kindness rendered even, but also rambling on everything in disorder, did not manage you.” 裴紫琪怒道:“我知道看不惯你这么傻,你不领情就算了,还乱七八糟的瞎扯,再也不管你了。” Chen Qingyuan „bah” said: „Bye-bye you.” 陈清袁“呸”道:“拜拜啦您呐。” Two people pinched mutually several in the table bottom, looking fierce that hurts. 两人在桌底相互掐了几下,都疼的龇牙咧嘴。 Li Donglai said: „Brother Qin courting death old man proposed a toast, no, how can Brother Qin lower the head to the evil force?” 李东来道:“秦哥找死老头敬酒去了,别啊,秦哥怎么能对恶势力低头？” Pei Ziqi is angry saying: „You the evil force, your entire family is the evil force.” 裴紫琪嗔道:“你才恶势力,你全家都是恶势力。” Li Donglai stares, „, my entire family is the evil force.” 李东来一愣,“是啊,我全家都是恶势力。” Pei Ziqi: „” 裴紫琪:“” Bi Fang hē hē said: „Your father becomes famous does not show due respect for the feelings, others propose a toast, nod, did not clink glasses most, carries the wine glass to sip does mental arithmetic orally the face. We guess that Qin Ze does make your father sip a face?” 毕方呵呵道:“你爸可是出了名的不给面子,别人敬酒,最多点头个,不碰杯,端酒杯抿一口算是给人面子了。咱们猜猜秦泽有没有让你爸抿一口的面子？” Others looking pensive, Li Donglai and Pei Ziqi are silent. 其他众人若有所思,李东来和裴紫琪则沉默。 With their father's personalities, nods at the most. 以他们老子的性格,点个头顶天了吧。 Knows that Mayor Li is practical that becomes famous, the non- celebration drink table treats with courtesy, these on liquor table drink up liquor table culture that when drinks water, to others this ranks, is useless. 都知道李市长是出了名的务实,不喜酒桌应酬,那些在酒桌上喝酒当喝水的酒桌文化,到了人家这种级别,早就没用了。 Mayor Shanghai, again upward, on central. 沪市市长,再往上,就中央了。 The human relations operation of this level, radically outmoded liquor table culture set good. 这个层面的交际运作,根本不兴酒桌文化这一套了好嘛。 Here, Qin Ze carries the wine glass to move toward the main table, his action, brings in the attention of many simultaneously, for example Li Donglai that table of juniors, main table several uncle generations. 这边,秦泽端着酒杯走向主桌,他的举动,同时引来不少人的关注,比如李东来那桌小辈,还有主桌几个叔叔辈。 A Qin Ze stuffiness: „Mayor Li, I respect your one cup.” 秦泽一口闷:“李市长,我敬你一杯。” The burning feeling like the white liquor, first is the taste bud explodes, since the throat feels terribly hot. 火辣辣的感觉如同烧刀子,先是味蕾爆炸,既然喉咙火烧火燎。 The liquor is very tasty, but is also difficult to drink, looked that you can drink. 酒很好喝,但也难喝,看你会不会喝。 Naturally, said like the advertisement in: The entrance is supple, A-list throat. 当然,像广告上说的:入口柔,一线喉。 Does not exist. 不存在的。 The entrance is supple, that is another thing. 入口柔的,那是另外一种东西。 The A-list throat, was fiercer, the average person cannot achieve the deep throat. 一线喉,更厉害了,一般人做不到深喉。 The juniors look like toward here. 小辈们朝这边看来。 Uncle generation of middle-aged person, having a relish looks. 叔叔辈的中年人,饶有兴致的看着。