„Do not walk, do not walk, where is not funny, I feel very funnily.” Qin Ze detains elder sisters: „Everyone please hold your steps, I have the joke of pleasant to hear, can make you smile absolutely to make noise.” “别走,别走啊,哪里不好笑了嘛,我觉得很好笑是啊。”秦泽挽留姐姐们:“各位请留步,我还有更好听的笑话,绝对能让你们笑出声的。” elder sisters does not respond him, the left step is firmer than the footsteps of Red Army ten thousand li (5,000 km) long journey. 姐姐们都不搭理他,离开的步伐比红军万里长征的脚步还要坚定。 „Zijin, a person rests the hotel is not familiar with, in the evening we rest together.” “子衿,一个人睡酒店不习惯,晚上我们一起睡吧。” „Go away, your plastic elder and younger sister.” “滚,你这个塑料姐妹。” „Your plastic was inferior.” “你们连塑料都不如。” „Shut up.” “闭嘴。” „Has your what/anything matter.” “有你什么事。” Three women is saying, goes out of the room, but also closes the door while convenient, prevents footsteps that Qin Ze pursued. 三个女人边说着,边走出房间,还顺带关上门,阻挡了秦泽追上来的脚步。 Qin Ze locks the gate silently, sits in the bedside, depressed sentiment in the extreme. 秦泽默默锁好门,坐在床边,沮丧之情无以复加。 „Isn't the joke that system, I spoke really funny?” “系统,我说的笑话难道真的不好笑？” Now only then system can chat with him. 现在只有系统能陪他聊天了。 system possibly sees his fall in the blues, has not done intentionally ignoring of high and cold, vacant tone: „A moment ago what you said is the joke?” 系统可能是见他情绪低落,没有故作高冷的漠视,茫然语气:“你刚才说的是笑话？” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” system said: „Checked your here network, the essence of joke is to let the audience laughs loudly, rather than spoke hi the skin that person of joke smiled, you from. Summarizes again, you a moment ago said that if the joke ..... that may be really cold.” 系统说:“查了一下你们这边的网络,笑话的精髓是让听众捧腹大笑,而不是讲笑话的人自己笑的嗨皮,你这是自嗨。再总结一下,刚才你说的如果是笑话.....那可真冷。” Qin Ze refuses to accept: „When I saw these jokes at that time, I smiled the pig cry.” 秦泽不服:“可我当时看到这些笑话时,我笑出了猪叫声。” system said: „Possibly is you speaks the posture of joke is not right, you do not have this talent, purely from.” 系统说:“可能是你讲笑话的姿势不对,你没这个天赋,纯粹自嗨。” Qin Ze is covering the chest, is sad: „No, let alone ....” 秦泽捂着胸,伤心道:“别,别说了....” Originally even learned and accomplished I, still have the thing that does not excel at dashing. 原来就算是英俊潇洒博学多才的我,也有不擅长的东西。 Rests murkily, the biological clock wakes up in 6 : 00 am on time, the tired eyelid cannot open, the whole body is tired. 昏昏沉沉睡过去,生物钟在早上 6 点准时醒来,累的眼皮都撑不开,浑身疲乏。 Qin Ze got out of bed. 秦泽还是起床了。 Everything is valued in persevering, can persist in insisting as far as possible, encounters the rainstorm and heavy snow weather, does not need deliberately to demand, rains to jog, snows to jog, that did not call the fitness, that called acting cool, only then Chen Duxiu will do with Zhicai. 凡事贵在持之以恒,能坚持就尽量坚持,遇到暴雨、大雪天气,也不必刻意强求,下雨跑步,下雪跑步,那不叫健身,那叫装逼,只有陈独秀同志才会这么干。 Qin Ze cleans the teeth, holds the cold water of faucet to pat the face, felt that the spirit were many. 秦泽刷完牙,捧起水龙头的冷水拍了拍脸,感觉精神多了。 His sending a letter breath to Wang Zijin, without telephoning, if she woke up, naturally can come out, if still resting, that Qin Ze oneself run. 他发了个信息给王子衿,没打电话,如果她醒来了,自然会出来,如果还在睡,那秦泽就自己跑。 „My ten minutes.” Wang Zijin quick reply. “等我十分钟。”王子衿很快回复。 Without thinking bumps into Su Yu that also got up early in the hotel corridor, Su Yu is just about to knock on a door, sees their sportswear, blinks, „you must do.” 没想到在酒店廊道里碰到了同样早起的苏钰,苏钰正要过来敲门,见两人一身运动装,眨了眨眼,“你们要干嘛。” „Jogs.” Qin Ze said. “跑步。”秦泽说。 „My, I change the clothes.” Su Yu decides to butt in immediately horizontally, half body goes back to the room, swing back, straightens one's neck slightly: „Cannot first walk, otherwise .....” “等我一下,我换衣服。”苏钰立刻决定横插一脚,半个身子走回房间,微微后仰,梗着脖子:“不许先走,否则.....” For a while cannot find out the threat word, stares: „Otherwise spelled with you.” 一时想不出威胁的词儿,瞪眼:“否则和你们拼了。” „This Su Yu what's the matter.” The Wang Zijin whole face was not happy: „She had a liking for you, you knew.” “这苏钰怎么回事。”王子衿满脸不高兴:“她看上你了,你知道吗。” How this saying makes me reply. 这话让我怎么回答。 Wang Zijin hē hē said: „Feigning ignorance, is the operation of show.” 王子衿呵呵道:“故作不知,是很骚的操作。” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” Su Yu has not brought the gym suit, she put on felt relieved attire then, V got the textiles, gray slacks, white jogging shoes. 苏钰没带运动服,她穿了一身轻便的装束,V领针织衫,灰色休闲裤,白色慢跑鞋。 Knows to make a movie, must climb mountains and cross rivers, pencil skirt high-heeled shoes type of flashy but lacking substance thing has not brought, therefore is very easy to piece together the sportswear. 知道出来拍戏,要跋山涉水,套裙高跟鞋这种华而不实的东西就没带,所以很容易拼凑出运动装。 Three people walked out of the hotel, toward eastern slightly runs to go, on the road the vehicles are continuous, the pedestrian are not many, 6 : 30 am, the breakfast shop in roadside has opened the door, but the street dustbinman, has swept clear the avenue before 6 : 00. In this rhythm of life does not calculate that quick city, leisurely and carefree is very very quiet. 三人出了酒店,往东小跑而去,路上车辆川流不息,行人却不多,早上 6 点半,路边的早餐店已经开门,而马路环卫工,则在六点前已经清扫完大街。在这个生活节奏不算快的城市,很悠闲很清静。 Slightly runs two kilometers, arrives at the guidance reality the small park, the park in C-list city, the afforested and park equipment is well below Shanghai, what most unendurable is here road, is sections of flagstones spreads, rather than the cement road, runs to press the foot very much. 小跑两公里,来到导航现实的小公园,三线城市的公园,绿化和公园设备远远不及沪市,最难以忍受的是这儿的路,是一截截石板铺成,而不是水泥路,跑起来很硌脚。 Su Yu runs two kilometers to pant, she will usually make the yoga, occasionally jogs, so long as maintained the stature enough, not like Wang Zijin and Qin Ze, the early morning ran every day the exercise. 苏钰跑两公里已经气喘吁吁,她平时会做瑜伽,偶尔跑步,只要保持身材就够了,不像王子衿和秦泽,每天晨跑锻炼。 Runs in the park, she cannot follow the team, Qin Ze to slow down the footsteps gradually she, Wang Zijin actually looks like an arrogant swan, rides to be above mundane thoughts. 在公园里跑一圈,她渐渐跟不上队,秦泽放慢脚步等她,王子衿却像一只高傲的天鹅,一骑绝尘。 The women are gruff what/anything compare, Su Yu is clenching teeth, runs again, really cannot support, salted fish on one toward park bench but actually, out of breath breathes tenderly: „Husband, I am not good.” 女人倔起来什么都要比,苏钰咬着牙,再跑一圈,实在撑不住,咸鱼似的往公园长椅上一倒,上气不接下气的娇喘:“老公,我不行了。” „You rest.” Qin Ze said, he follows Wang Zijin fast. “那你休息一下。”秦泽说,他飞快跟上王子衿。 Wang Zijin fades badly, passed by the Su Yu's position each time, intentionally and Qin Ze flirts with one another, said words that some will usually not speak, such as „repugnant” and „, others do not like you.”, „Young enemy, waits to make a movie to go home to reward with food and drink you well.” 王子衿蔫儿坏,每次路过苏钰的位置,就故意和秦泽打情骂俏,说一些平时不会说的话,诸如“讨厌啦”、“呸,人家才不喜欢你。”、“小冤家,等拍完戏回家好好犒劳你。” Qin Ze whole body goosebumps. 秦泽满身鸡皮疙瘩。 , Wang Zijin is gradually weak, she air/Qi six kilometers is almost the limit, continue run on the movement is excessive, without significance. 渐渐的,王子衿体力不支,她一气六公里差不多是极限,继续跑就运动过度,没意义。 Then sits side Su Yu, breathes tenderly the rest. 便坐在苏钰身边,娇喘休息。 Su Yu gets a sudden inspiration, waits for Qin Ze to run near, her feeling pleased moving forward to meet somebody, the rest of most hour, she restores was similar. 苏钰灵机一动,等秦泽跑近,她喜滋滋的迎上去,大半小时的休息,她恢复的差不多了。 Is the time a tooth for a tooth, returns the blood by the blood. 是时候以牙还牙,以血还血。 The shame, she took ten times to give back to Wang Zijin. 刚才的耻辱,她要十倍还给王子衿。 But she just set out, Qin Ze actually does not run, stands in not far away, poses the stance, probably ....... can hit Taiji? 可她刚起身,秦泽却不跑了,站在不远处,拉开架势,好像.......要打太极？ Hears one „scoffing” to smile. 身后传来一声“嗤”笑。 Su Yu turns head to look, Wang Zijin curls upwards one leg on the other, the big shot stance is sitting well, the look that disdains, clearly said again: With elder sister, you missed far. 苏钰扭头看去,王子衿翘着二郎腿,大佬的姿态端坐,那不屑的眼神,分明再说:和姐姐都,你差远了。 Straight clenching teeth that she air/Qi. 她气的直咬牙。 Two women sit on the bench, the rest, looks at Qin Ze to hit Taiji, they think that is Taiji, who pays no attention to anyone. 两个女人就坐在长椅上,休息,看秦泽打太极,她们认为那是太极,谁都不理谁。 Infatuated that Su Yu looks at gradually, thought that Qin Ze each move of each type, was full of the aesthetic sense, contains the rhythm. 苏钰渐渐看的痴迷,觉得秦泽每一招每一式,都充满了美感,富含节奏。 This may dance the street dance to be pleasant than these little fresh meat. 这可比那些小鲜肉跳街舞要赏心悦目多了。 „Attractive.” Wang Zijin said: „Every day jogs, I sit in one side, looks at him to hit Taiji, looks, the heart will calm down.” “好看吧。”王子衿说:“每天跑完步,我就坐在一边,看他打太极,看着看着,心就会静下来。” Your few showoff, both of us sincerity, Su Yu depressed thinking. 你少嘚瑟,我俩都已经坦诚相见了,苏钰郁闷的想。 „In country diplomacy over several boyfriends?” Wang Zijin said with a smile. “在国外交过几个男朋友？”王子衿笑吟吟道。 „No.” Su Yu hard say/way. “没有。”苏钰硬邦邦道。 „No?” Wang Zijin is startled: „Your externally so many years, white mixed?” “没有？”王子衿吃了一惊:“你在国外这么多年,白混的？” Did she remember Su Yu 27~28? Hasn't this made the boyfriend? 她记得苏钰二十七八了吧？这都没交过男朋友？ Qin Baobao 25 has not associated the boyfriend, was almost compelled by the family/home in insanely. 秦宝宝二十五没交往男朋友,就差点被家里逼疯。 But if her Wang Zijin is not the character is too independent, this little while also got married under the arrangement of parents. 而她王子衿如果不是性格太自主,这会儿也在父母的安排下嫁人了。 Wang Zijin does not certainly know the Su Yu's story, everyone has the story, these stories are connecting the personality of person, and even life. 王子衿当然不知道苏钰的故事,每个人都有故事,这些故事串联着人的性格,乃至一生。 „You? Some how many predecessors?” Su Yu asked back. “你呢？有多少前任？”苏钰反问。 „No.” Wang Zijin said. “没有。”王子衿道。 „I do not believe.” Su Yu snort/hum said. “我不信。”苏钰哼道。 „Believes it or not.” “爱信不信。” „......” “......” „Had what/anything not to dare saying that whose few predecessors.” Su Yu provokes her. “有什么不敢说的,谁没几个前任啊。”苏钰撩拨她。 Wang Zijin rolls the eyes, „my tutor is very strict, others family/home junior middle school high school does not permit to be in love, my family cannot I be in love university. My mother said that which day I am capable of relying on one's own effort to revive, seeks for the life again. I am indifferent, from infancy to maturity, felt boys are very weak, not happy and one group of young boys are in love. Arrived university, I by one am thought the day my older and younger brothers entangled, wants to be in love, other male student does not dare to be close to me.” 王子衿翻白眼,“我家教很严的,别人家初中高中不准谈恋爱,我家连大学都不许我谈恋爱。我妈说哪天我有能力自力更生,再去寻找人生。我是无所谓,从小到大,感觉身边的男孩都挺幼稚,不高兴和一群小男孩谈恋爱。到了大学,我又被一个想日我的兄弟缠上,想谈恋爱,别的男生也不敢接近我啊。” „Thought day your older and younger brothers?” Su Yu is tilting the head, in the eye is glittering the gossip ray. “想日你的兄弟？”苏钰歪着头,眼中闪烁着八卦的光芒。 „Do not have any bad idea, this matter A'Ze knows, previous time goes to Capital City, is leads him to see the guardian, told while convenient is also keeping thinking about my older and younger brothers: The old ladies had the object, you went various home respectively, looked for various mothers respectively, sought own not round trip.” “你别打什么坏主意,这事儿阿泽知道,上次去京城,就是带他见家长,顺便告诉还惦记着我的兄弟们:老娘有对象了,你们各回各家,各找各妈,寻找自己的未来去吧。” „How does your family member see to Qin Ze?” Su Yu asked. “那你家人对秦泽怎么看？”苏钰问。 „Does not like him.” “不太喜欢他。” Su Yu smiled immediately. 苏钰顿时笑了。 Wang Zijin squint: „But I, no matter, I only marry the person who oneself like.” 王子衿斜眼:“但我不管,我只嫁自己喜欢的人。” „You may be really willful.” “你可真任性。” „I was happy.” “我高兴。” Su Yu gawked staring, suddenly sighed: „I read many novels for these days, quite likes a book, inside lecture of two female protagonist are struggling a man, one is the solemn princess, the status is noble, but another birth was poor, base and low despicable.” 苏钰愣了愣,忽然叹口气:“我这几天看了不少小说,比较喜欢一本书,里面讲两个女主角在争一个男人,其中一个是堂堂公主,身份高贵,而另一个出生贫寒,卑微下贱。” Wang Zijin visits her, does not know why she arises suddenly to sigh with emotion. 王子衿看着她,不知道她为什么突发感慨。 „Man does not like the princess at first, he pure white little flower that likes in the barren soil blossoming. Everyone urged the princess to give up, life unpleasant matter, ten 8~9, reluctantly. But the princess said, I am bent on having reluctantly! A woman self-confident, overbearing and lordly, appears gloriously on the paper.” “男人起初不喜欢公主,他更爱贫瘠的土壤里开出的洁白小花。所有人都劝公主放弃,人生不如意事,十之八九,勉强不来。可公主说,我偏要勉强！一个女人的自信、霸道、气派,跃然纸上。” „Reviews that pure white little flower, takes root to germinate from the barren land, being doomed to shoulder the mission that returns nurturing to parents, afterward she and man missed. Man choice and princess in the same place.” “反观那朵洁白小花,从贫瘠的土地里生根发芽,注定要承担反哺的使命,后来她和男人错过了。男人选择和公主在一起。” Wang Zijin asked: „Afterward?” 王子衿问道:“后来呢？” Su Yu thinks, said: „They bid good-bye, the man said to her we forgot Jianghu. She is very silent long, puts out a few words: If I can't forget?” 苏钰想了想,说:“他们分手了呗,男人对她说,咱们相忘江湖吧。她沉默很久,才吐出一句话:如果我忘不了呢？” „Insipid, was too insipid, therefore the readers like valiant aggressive, dares princess who likes daring to hate. Unhappy pure white little flower base and low reserved.” “没劲,太没劲了,所以读者都喜欢飒爽霸气,敢爱敢恨的公主。不喜洁白小花的卑微内敛。” „But, in the world were several people, born in the imperial family fortunately?” “但,世上又有几个人,有幸生于皇家？” Su Yu turns the head, brilliant visits her: „I like Qin Ze, no, I love him. But in this love, I am very base and low. Arrived makes me dislike sometimes base and low. But you are different, you are more self-confident than me, trusts compared with me. You are that princess, but I at best am little flower in the poor soil. But the dreams of some little flower little flowers, I will not give up his, I will go all out to dig your corner, until some day him you told that bids good-bye two characters.” 苏钰转头,灼灼的看着她:“我喜欢秦泽,不,我爱他。但这场爱情里,我很卑微。卑微到有时候让我自己都反感。而你不同,你比我要自信,比我信任。你就是那个公主,而我充其量就是贫瘠土壤里的小花。但小花也有小花的梦想,我不会放弃他的,我会拼命挖你墙角,直到有一天他跟你说分手两个字。” Wang Zijin visits her. 王子衿愣愣的看着她。 „Although I am only a little flower, but I have the advantage that you are unable to compare.” Su Yu said. “虽然我只是一朵小花,可我也有你无法比拟的优势。”苏钰说。 Wang Zijin was moved by her quickly, therefore subconscious asking: „Any advantage.” 王子衿都快被她感动了,于是下意识的问:“什么优势。” The Su Yu air/Qi gathers the tip of tongue, probably puts out Vajrayana nine character true words seal: „Because I am more attractive than you.” 苏钰气聚舌尖,像是吐出密宗九字真言印:“因为我比你更加漂亮。” Then, along with wild big laughter. 说完,伴随着猖狂的大笑声。 ah hā hā hā! 啊哈哈哈哈！ The Wang Zijin corners of the mouth twitch, forehead blue vein bulge. 王子衿嘴角抽搐,额头青筋凸起。 Without the last few words, she thought that oneself will have had a new look to Su Yu. 如果没有最后一句话,她觉得自己会对苏钰有所改观。 This woman chirp chirp wā wā most of the day, for last few words upholstery. 这女人叽叽哇哇大半天,就为了最后一句话铺垫的吧。 But is very freely annoyed, Wang Zijin is actually incapable of refuting. 可尽管很恼火,王子衿却无力反驳。 On the face value comparison, she truly lost Su Yu to plan. 就颜值比较,她确实输了苏钰一筹。 The palace fights big shot Wang Zijin, the first time by choking wants to spit blood. 宫斗大佬王子衿,第一次被噎的想吐血。