Su Yu is frowning, the brain made up the scene that she and Qin Baobao fought, Study Tyrant poodle analyzed height of a both sides, felt oneself did not have the disadvantage, did not immediately fear. 苏钰皱着眉头,脑补她和秦宝宝打架的场面,学霸泰迪分析了一下双方的身高,感觉自己没有劣势,顿时不怵。 „Your elder sister sees me in your room, will hit me?” She asked. “你姐姐看到我在你房间,会打我吗？”她问。 „Should .... Cannot.” Qin Ze fears at heart very much. “应该....不会吧。”秦泽心里就很怵。 Definitely can, she probably know that you midnight climb up my bed, will tear into shreds you while still alive. 肯定会啊,她要知道你半夜爬上我的床,会把你活活撕碎。 „She hits me, I did not fear.” Su Yu is confident. “她打我,我也不怕。”苏钰信心满满。 Self-confidence that the girls, where come? 姑娘,哪来的自信？ „I told you, I will not hide in the restroom and closet. I have not made the matter that weighs on the conscience.” Su Yu is holding the chest. “我告诉你,我是不会躲厕所和衣柜的。我又没做亏心事。”苏钰抱着胸。 Hides in the closet ..... 躲衣柜..... Hiding in the closet is a sad story, he remembers moving on to better things new home that evening, in the cold night, shrank in the closet rested an evening. Did not have Sister Zijin of conscience to give to forget him that night, without the midnight got up to ask him to return to the room to sleep. 躲衣柜是个悲伤的故事,他想起乔迁新居那晚,在寒冷的深夜里,缩在衣柜睡了一晚。没良心的子衿姐那天晚上把他给忘了,没有半夜起来叫他回房睡觉。 Moreover hides in the closet is not unsafe, if were discovered, to confess without being pressed. 而且躲衣柜也不保险,万一被发现了呢,岂不是不打自招。 He smiles calm, turns out the script from the package, loses to Su Yu: „All right, said that we chatted the script.” 他淡定一笑,从包里翻出剧本,丢给苏钰:“没事,就说咱们聊剧本。” Hid closet anything's Low too. 躲衣柜什么的太Low了。 The warning of predecessor, the master of later generation. 前人之鉴,后人之师。 Similarly, experience of predecessor, is the example that the later generation learns from. 同样,前人的经验,就是后人学习的榜样。 Qin Ze strides bravely forward to go to open the door, is startled, the entrance is standing, tall charming elder sister, but is Wang Zijin. 秦泽昂首阔步前去开门,又吃一惊,门口站着的,高挑妩媚的姐姐,而是王子衿。 She also wears the bathrobe, beautiful hair wet stains has not done, on the face two lumps blushed, making her cheek look like the glowing red apple, good to bite one. 她也穿着浴袍,秀发湿迹未干,脸上两坨红晕,让她的脸蛋像极了红彤彤的苹果,好想咬一口。 „Sister Zijin .... How can come!” The Qin Ze smiling face disappears gradually. “子衿姐....怎能来了！”秦泽笑容渐渐消失。 I go, how is Sister Zijin. 我去,怎么是子衿姐。 She is not does not like managing me, she was not the vitality/angry. 她不是不爱理我吗,她不是生气了吗。 Wang Zijin is charmingly angry, throws a charming supercilious look. 王子衿娇嗔,抛来一个妩媚的白眼。 Why I come, don't you know in heart? 我为什么来,你心里没数？ Naturally was looks for Qin Ze to be gentle, asked the boyfriend to sleep this matter, was not very normal. 当然是找秦泽温存来了,找男朋友睡觉这种事,不是很正常嘛。 However she is pure sleeping. 不过她是单纯的睡觉。 Wang Zijin moved sideways to pass through the gate, saw Su Yu that sat well the sofa. 王子衿闪身进门,看见了端坐沙发的苏钰。 The smiling face on Wang Zijin face is gradually fierce. 王子衿脸上的笑容渐渐狰狞。 „She how here.” Wang Zijin hacked Qin Ze one. “她怎么在这里。”王子衿剐了秦泽一眼。 „We chatted the script.” Qin Ze said seriously. “我们聊剧本。”秦泽一本正经的说。 „Chatted the script? Having what/anything is good to chat.” Wang Zijin solemnly said. “聊剧本？有什么好聊的。”王子衿沉声道。 „Her first time acts in a play, lacks self-confidence at heart.” Qin Ze said. “她第一次演戏嘛,心里没底。”秦泽道。 Su Yu took a look at Wang Zijin one, has not responded, sits well the sofa with the queen stance, gives her the pressure. 苏钰瞅了王子衿一眼,没搭理,以女王的姿态端坐沙发,给她压力。 „Chatted, chatted piss off.” Wang Zijin is competitive. “聊完了吗,聊完了滚犊子。”王子衿霸气十足。 „Just now starts, felt that does not chat the dawn not to give up.” Su Yu fights relative. “才刚开始呢,感觉不聊到天亮都不罢休了。”苏钰争锋相对。 Wang Zijin sits toward the Qin Ze leg on, the link lives in his neck, the nod, very proper tone: „You chatted, my nearby had a look, studied while convenient.” 王子衿往秦泽腿上一坐,环住他脖子,点头,很正经的语气:“你们聊,我边上看看,顺便学习一下。” Qin Ze shocked at that time. 秦泽当时就震惊了。 Sister Zijin definitely receives to stimulate today, does she dare unexpectedly like this? 子衿姐今天肯定受刺激了吧,她竟然敢这样？ Reached an agreement one, when salted fish, suddenly to be how unyielding. 说好了一起当咸鱼的啊,怎么突然就硬气起来了。 What she should not be will detect, announced the sovereignty in front of Su Yu? 她该不会是察觉到什么,在苏钰面前宣布主权了？ The Su Yu eyes jump project the sharp ray, the small fist grasped grasping, clenches teeth secretly. 苏钰双眼迸射出锐利的光芒,小拳头握了握,暗暗咬牙。 In front of my, sits on my man leg. 当着我的面,坐在我男人腿上。 Good, you revenged finally. 好啊,你终于报仇了。 Su Yu thought that the top of the head has Hulunbuir prairie. 苏钰觉得头顶有一片呼伦贝尔大草原。 Qin Ze sat the wax very much. 秦泽就很坐蜡了。 „Or this? The script will chat another day again, I was a little tired.” “那要不就这样？剧本改天再聊,我有点累了。” It is not the word of dodging, really quite tired, I want to sleep. 不是推托之词,真的好累,我想睡觉。 Wang Zijin listened to one happily, the squint looks at Su Yu. 王子衿听了一喜,斜眼看苏钰。 That catches up with the look of person, making Su Yu very not happy. 那赶人的眼神,让苏钰很不痛快。 „Qin Ze, my brain acts in a play, you do not teach me, being able to sleep that I can intertwine.” Su Yu frowns, Chuchu (lovely) pitiful appearance. “秦泽,我满脑子都是演戏,你不教我,我会纠结的睡不着觉。”苏钰蹙眉,楚楚可怜的模样。 You do not need to study, you now are the play essence. 你不用学,你现在就是戏精啊。 „Funny, chats the script unable to wait to chat tomorrow? The greater part of the night running man room chatted the script, was not concerned about face.” Wang Zijin taunt. “好笑,聊剧本不会等明天聊？大半夜跑男人房间来聊剧本,要脸不。”王子衿嘲讽。 „Why Old Liu can chat the script, can't I chat?” “凭什么老刘可以聊剧本,我就不能聊？” „You think that what you were clear, chatting the script can wear the bathrobe?” Wang Zijin in squint. “你心里想什么你自己清楚,聊剧本要穿浴袍？”王子衿在斜眼。 Su Yu got angry, you can the squint, I also come one. 苏钰怒了,就你会斜眼是吧,我也来一个。 → _ →...... ← _ ← →_→......←_← Qin Ze covers the face silently. 秦泽默默捂脸。 The show of thou, I am inferior. 汝之秀,吾不如也。 „dōng dōng dōng!” “咚咚咚！” The stealthy knock came. 鬼祟的敲门声又来了。 Su Yu and Wang Zijin look simultaneously to the entrance, looks simultaneously to Qin Ze. 苏钰和王子衿同时望向门口,又同时望向秦泽。 The Qin Ze strong winds fling the pot: „Definitely is my elder sister, the sound that you quarrelled alarmed her.” 秦泽狂风甩锅:“肯定是我姐,你俩吵架的声音把她惊动了。” Then, he opens the door immediately. 说完,他立刻开门。 A Qin Ze tranquility, has a debt many not to press the calm of body at heart, knows that elder sister will come. 秦泽心里一片平静,有种债多不压身的淡定,就知道姐姐会来。 Opens the door , the entrance is poking the tall charming beautiful woman. 开门,果然,门口杵着高挑娇媚的美人儿。 Sees Qin Ze, the language has not first smiled, such as including planetesimal ripples beautifully is chuckling with joyfully. 看见秦泽,未语先笑,如含星子的明媚荡漾着窃喜和愉悦。 Qin Ze sighed silently, I possibly did not call Qin Ze, I called miss, everyone thought on me. 秦泽默默叹口气,我可能不叫秦泽,我叫miss,大家都想上我。 Come, everyone comes on miss quickly. 来啊,大家快来上miss啊。 Qin Ze corners of the mouth twitched, is the bathrobe, cannot put on neat? 秦泽嘴角抽了抽,又是浴袍,就不能穿的整齐点？ The tone says „small rascal while elder sister acts like a spoiled brat, elder sister accompanies you to rest” and „small rascal, tonight before is also cheap you” the words of this wanting deceased person, Qin Ze is sideways slightly, enabling the elder sister vision to see poodle Vs Old Wang of inside competion performing skill and eye technique. 趁着姐姐撒娇似的语气说出“小赤佬,姐姐陪你睡啦”、“小赤佬,今晚又便宜你啦”这种要死人的话前,秦泽微微侧身,让姐姐目光可以看见里头比拼演技和眼技的泰迪Vs老王。 On elder sister face smiling face gradually fierce + 2. 姐姐脸上笑容渐渐狰狞。 „You how here.” Qin Baobao gets angry. “你们怎么在这里。”秦宝宝黑着脸。 „Chatted the script!” Su Yu said lightly. “聊剧本！”苏钰淡淡说。 Qin Baobao looks to Wang Zijin. 秦宝宝看向王子衿。 „Visits them to chat the script.” Wang Zijin is tranquiler. “看他们聊剧本。”王子衿更平静。 Su Yu: „......” 苏钰:“......” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” „Do you do.” Two women asked back. “你来干嘛。”两女人反问。 „I come to see good that my younger brother rests, kicks quilt.” Qin Baobao spoke thoughtlessly to talk nonsense. “我来看我弟弟睡的好不好,有没有踢被子。”秦宝宝随口扯蛋。 Su Yu looked immediately to Qin Ze, the heart said, was really elder sister and younger brother. 苏钰顿时看向秦泽,心说,果然是姐弟。 Qin Ze looks right and left: „Night, we .....” 秦泽左看右看:“夜深了,咱们.....” „We play cards, I cannot fall asleep in any case.” Su Yu said. “咱们来打牌吧,反正我睡不着。”苏钰说。 She now is a bystander, „tomorrow very easily by night, will chat script again” the reason sending. 她现在是外人,很容易被“夜深了,明天再聊剧本”的理由给打发走。 Wang Zijin and Qin Baobao look at each other one, nods to comply unexpectedly. 王子衿和秦宝宝对视一眼,竟点头答应。 Su Yu spent the playing cards that ten dollars bought to have the opportunity in the scenic area finally. 苏钰在风景区花十块钱买的扑克牌终于有了用武之地。 A Wang Zijin look loses to Qin Baobao: „Closes.” 王子衿一个眼神丢给秦宝宝:“关门。” Qin Baobao understands: „Understanding!” 秦宝宝心领神会:“了解！” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” My poodle, on IQ was exploded... was not right, the palace fights the skill not to select fully. 我的泰迪,智商上被完爆了...不对,宫斗技能还是没点满。 Qin Ze has tears streaming down the face at heart. 秦泽心里泪流满面。 Expels poodle, the atmosphere in room is not relaxing, bosom friend two size up mutually, in the brain is fermenting the respective schemes and tricks. 赶走一只泰迪,房间里的气氛并没有轻松起来,闺蜜俩相互打量,脑子里酝酿着各自的阴谋诡计。 Must expel the opposite party. 务必要把对方赶走。 Both hands put the knee, the back is stiff, both eyes look straight ahead front — — Qin Ze to sit by the elementary student standard sitting posture little darling. 双手放膝盖,背脊挺直,双目直视前方——秦泽以小学生标准坐姿乖乖坐好。 „dōng dōng dōng!” “咚咚咚！” The knock came, Su Yu takes the playing cards to come back, discovered the door lock. 敲门声来了,苏钰拿完扑克牌回来,发现门锁了。 Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin to a Qin Ze look, making him realize. 秦宝宝和王子衿给秦泽一个眼神,让他自己体会。 Qin Ze read out the same meanings from two people looks: Dares to open the door you dead. 秦泽从两人的眼神中读出同一个意思:敢开门你就死定了。 „I slept.” Qin Ze said. “我睡觉了。”秦泽说。 „Fart, their people?” Su Yu called out. “屁嘞,她们人呢？”苏钰叫道。 „They also walked.” “她们也走了。” „Qin Ze, you open the door to me.” “秦泽,你给我开门。” Silent. 沉默。 „Qin Ze, you do not open the door, whom looks at to regret.” “秦泽,你不开门是吧,看谁后悔。” Silent. 沉默。 „Qin Ze you......” “秦泽你......” „Come!” “来啦！” Qin Ze numb slip runs to open the door. 秦泽麻溜的跑去开门。 Su Yu stares his one eyes in the entrance wickedly, saw that in the room two women are not accidental/surprised. 苏钰在门口恶狠狠的瞪他一眼,见到房里两女人并不意外。 „Plays the poker!” Su Yu falls the poker on the table. “打扑克！”苏钰把扑克摔在桌上。 „What do you want to say a moment ago?” The Qin Baobao eye confuses a seam, the eyelash that long curls upwards is even more obvious. “你刚才想说什么？”秦宝宝眼睛迷成一条缝,长而翘的睫毛愈发明显。 „Qin Ze your prick.” Almost the fine jade has Su Yu of something that gives one away with a smile, turned the head to say to Qin Ze: „Almost scolded a moment ago makes noise, is unfair to oh.” “秦泽你这个王八蛋。”差点璐出马脚的苏钰笑吟吟,转头对秦泽说:“刚才差点骂出声,对不起哦。” Your this saying, like elder sister said that knocks on a door good that looks at me to rest is a truth. 你这话,就像姐姐说敲门看我睡的好不好是一个道理。 Qin Ze ridicule in heart, Jia Zhuang is all right, hē hē smiles one. 秦泽心里吐槽,贾装没事,呵呵笑一声。 Four people sit to play cards, Qin Ze is drowsy, the brain is not miraculous, has the dusk to incur frequently. 四个人坐下来打牌,秦泽昏昏欲睡,脑子不灵光,频出昏招。 They play money, who loses whose Alipay transfers accounts.( Ma Yun gives me quickly advertising expenditure) 他们是玩钱的,谁输谁支付宝转账。(马云快给我广告费) Qin Ze a half hour lost 10,000 multi- silver yuan. 秦泽半小时输了一万多大洋。 At this time, Wang Zijin threatened flung four K, in Qin Ze is pinching four A, ate her according to the circumstances. 这时,王子衿气势汹汹的甩出四个K,秦泽手里捏着四个A,见机就把她吃了。 Wang Zijin reneges on a promise immediately, says mistakenly, wants to be heavy. 王子衿立刻反悔,说出错了,要重来。 Qin Ze stares, said that good. 秦泽一愣,说,好吧。 Really is near Mohists is black, treated with elder sister for a long time, Sister Zijin also many had the bad problem of acting shamelessly. 果然是近墨者黑,和姐姐待久了,子衿姐也多少染上耍赖的坏毛病。 Su Yu holds down her hand, is disgruntled: „Plays a card regretless, cannot receive, Qin Ze is right.” 苏钰按住她的手,不悦道:“出牌无悔,不能收,秦泽对吧。” Wang Zijin looks at him: „A'Ze, helping me cross?” 王子衿看他:“阿泽,让我过吗？” Su Yu also looks at him. 苏钰也看他。 Qin Ze: ( ¯ ω ¯ \;) 秦泽:（￣ω￣;） But. 过,不过。 It is not the choice question, delivers the proposition together. 并非选择题,是一道送命题。 Qin Ze declines to reply. 秦泽拒绝回答。 „On the family/home has not spoken, wants your many what/anything mouths.” Wang Zijin persists in taking back own sign. “上家都没说话,要你多什么嘴。”王子衿坚持收回自己的牌。 „Cannot play you not to play.” Su Yu despises: „Plays a card to renege on a promise repugnantly, you are short, the thought is shorter. Your facial features are even, the chest is even .....” “玩不起你别玩咯。”苏钰鄙夷:“最讨厌出牌反悔的,你个子矮,思想更矮。你五官平,胸更平.....” Su Yu seizes opportunity crazy resentment Wang Zijin, retaliated her to close the door to play jokes upon own matter a moment ago, why as for knows was Wang Zijin dry/does ....., because Qin Baobao gave her just now a look. 苏钰逮住机会狂怼王子衿,报复她刚才关门戏耍自己的事,至于为什么知道是王子衿干的.....因为秦宝宝适才给了她一个眼神。 The Su Yu venomous tongue becomes famous, Qin Baobao resentment she, talked endlessly the taunt quite a while. 苏钰毒舌出了名的,秦宝宝都怼不过她,喋喋不休嘲讽半天。 „pā!” “啪！” Wang Zijin truncated her scalp suddenly. 王子衿突然削了她一个头皮。 Su Yu dumbfounded. 苏钰呆住了。 The Qin Ze small heart and liver leaked one tune. 秦泽小心肝漏了一个节拍。 Wang Zijin said lightly: „Your head has a mosquito ....., was I misreads.” 王子衿淡淡道:“你头上有只蚊子.....哦,是我看错了。” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” Su Yu got angry, waves on also her scalp. 苏钰怒了,挥手就还她一个头皮。 pā, truncates on Qin Ze. 啪一声,削在秦泽头上。 In the Qin Ze smile is passing exhausted, „do not make.” 秦泽微笑中透着精疲力尽,“别闹。” This a slap I led the miracle, led the perfect score. 这一巴掌我接出了奇迹,接出了满分。 „You dare to hit him.” Wang Zijin backhands a palm of the hand ..... pā to truncate on Qin Ze. “你敢打他。”王子衿反手一个巴掌.....啪一声削在秦泽头上。 „I, I ..... hit me to do.” Qin Ze was ignorant, he has not met, without enough time. “我,我.....打我干嘛。”秦泽懵了,他没接,来不及。 „After all the girl, is not easy to hit again.” Wang Zijin curls the lip. “毕竟女孩子,不好再打。”王子衿撇嘴。 In the Qin Ze smile is passing forgiving: „This .....” 秦泽微笑中透着原谅:“这样啊.....” Qin Baobao provokes anger, said: „You should cry is quite good a moment ago.” 秦宝宝拱火,说:“你刚才应该哭起来比较好。” Su Yu thinks, is reasonable, the big eye covers the mist immediately. 苏钰一想,有道理,大眼睛立刻蒙上水雾。 Qin Ze felt oneself from inside to outside empty, good to go home to sleep, Mom, I want to go home, I do not make a movie. 秦泽感觉自己从里到外都是虚的,好想回家睡一觉,妈妈,我想回家,我不要拍戏了。 Deeply felt atmosphere awkward Qin Ze to rub the temples, was the man, must have the time to act as the preparation of lubricant. 深感气氛尴尬的秦泽揉了揉太阳穴,身为男人,要有时刻充当润滑剂的心理准备。 „Plays cards also what meaning, I spoke some jokes to everyone.” Qin Ze said. “打牌也什么意思,我给大家讲些笑话吧。”秦泽道。 „Will you also speak the joke?” Wang Zijin stares. “你还会讲笑话？”王子衿一愣。 „Good.” Su Yu does not cry. “好呀。”苏钰也不哭了。 The only Qin Baobao complexion changes: „No, do not let him speak the joke.” 唯独秦宝宝脸色一变:“别,别让他讲笑话。” „Why.” Wang Zijin asked. “为什么。”王子衿问。 „He said was not of pleasant to hear.” Qin Baobao said. “他讲的不好听。”秦宝宝说。 The dirty and cold joke, listened to be awkward old. 又污又冷的笑话,听着老尴尬了。 Qin Ze is not convinced: „Because I only give elder sister to speak the joke, therefore is not quite skilled, said was not specially good.” 秦泽不服气:“因为我只给姐姐讲过笑话,所以不太熟练,讲的不是特别好。” Wang Zijin thought: Does black heart's maggot, even laugh must wrest away? Can't younger brother speak the joke to other female heat? 王子衿心想:黑了心的蛆,连笑话都要霸占吗？不许弟弟给别的女热讲笑话？ Su Yu thought: You did not make him say, I was bent on having to listen. 苏钰心想:你不让他说,我偏要听。 „I listen, you said.” Two people with one voice. “我听,你说吧。”两人异口同声。 Teases own woman to laugh, similarly being a man should have the accomplishment, although the population is a much less. 逗自己的女人发笑,同样是一个男人该有的素养,尽管人数有点多。 The Qin Ze fermentation moment, said: „Some year of some moon/month, other families killed Capital City, the emperor frighten the urine, leading the person to run away, left behind the spy's examination in the city, next day, the spy looks like the emperor to complain tearfully: Your majesty, the enemy moral integrity loses, rapes to plunder to stop at no evil.” 秦泽酝酿片刻,道:“某年某月,外族杀进京城,皇帝吓尿了,带着人逃出去,留下间谍在城里查看情况,第二天,间谍像皇帝哭诉:陛下,敌人节操丧失啊,奸淫掳掠无恶不作。” He, was suppressing smiling: „Di Renjie is angry: When has the father held the mourning corpse?” 他顿了顿,憋着笑:“狄仁杰大怒:老子什么时候操过丧尸？” The joke said that he anticipated looks at elder sisters. 笑话讲完,他期待的看着姐姐们。 Wang Zijin: „??” 王子衿:“？？” Su Yu: „???” 苏钰:“？？？” Qin Baobao holds the volume. 秦宝宝扶额。 „Isn't funny? Di Renjie.” Qin Ze is depressed. “不好笑吗？狄仁杰诶。”秦泽郁闷。 „I spoke one to be funnier to you again.” He said. “那我再给你们讲一个更好笑的。”他说。 Wang Zijin and nod of Su Yu anticipation. 王子衿和苏钰期待的点点头。 „Some pregnant woman difficult labor, the situation is urgent. Husband outside anxious running around in circles. Crossed for a long time, the chief surgeon comes out, the man is hurried to ask the situation. The doctor heaves a deep sigh: The child has not preserved. When the man feels acutely disappointed how ..... you guess.” Qin Ze keeps guessing. “某孕妇难产,情况紧急。老公在外面急的团团转。过了好久,主刀医生出来,男子急忙上去问情况。医生摇头叹息:孩子没保住。正当男人万念俱灰时.....你猜怎么样。”秦泽卖了个关子。 elder sisters shakes the head. 姐姐们摇头。 Qin Ze said: „At this time, doctor hā hā smiled: Deceives you dá, both died.” 秦泽道:“这时,医生哈哈一笑:骗你哒,两个都死了。” Qin Ze laughs loudly. 秦泽捧腹大笑。 hā hā hā, smiles to me, special smiles to me. 哈哈哈,都给我笑,都特么给我笑。 „āi yōu, is quite suddenly sleepy, first rested.” “哎呦,突然好困,先睡了。” „So tired, sleeps.” “累死了,睡觉去。” „Yeah!” “哎！” elder sisters was exposed instantaneously. 姐姐们瞬间走光了。 Like my type of racking brains that book that has the connotation, writes every chapters, is unable the mass production, I to be different from these three four beautiful slut. We are different, different .... 像我这种有内涵的书,每一章都写的绞尽脑汁,根本无法量产,我跟那些三更四更的妖艳贱货不一样。我们不一样,不一样....