In the setting sun afterglow, in the high-end atmosphere the nanny van of scale speeds along in the highway, time was 2 : 30 pm, the first day program record finished, tomorrow must continue. 夕阳的余晖中,高端大气上档次的保姆车飞驰在高速路,时间是下午 2 点半,第一天的节目录制结束,明天还要继续。 They do not return to Shanghai, although two places are near, first four hours, does not need. 他俩并不是返沪,虽说两地近,一来一回也得四个小时,没必要。 What the nanny van goes is the reversed direction, they must go to Xu Family Town. 保姆车行驶的是反方向,他们要去许家镇。 After the festival table of contents ends, Ye Qing invited Qin Ze to play Hang Metro, Qin Ze turns down in the elder sister killing intentions turbulent vision, said that must brandish Invisible Wings, free soaring. 节目录完后,叶卿邀秦泽游玩杭城,秦泽在姐姐杀机汹涌的目光中婉拒,说要挥舞隐形的翅膀,自由飞翔。 „small rascal is really clever, elder sister wears the swimsuit to look to you tonight.” Qin Baobao in secret, tactful of very satisfied younger brother. “小赤佬真乖,姐姐今晚穿泳衣给你看。”秦宝宝私下里,很满意弟弟的识趣。 Qin Ze lit a cigarette, said gently: „I must go to Xu Family Town.” 秦泽点了根烟,轻轻说:“我要去一趟许家镇。” tall elder sister of big long leg stands in him behind, is very silent long, „good, I accompany you.” 大长腿的高挑姐姐站在他身后,沉默很久,“好,我陪你。” Qin Ze is moved: „elder sister is really good.” 秦泽感动一下:“姐姐真好。” Qin Baobao said earnestly: „Feared that you turn head to make that long leg to be strange secretly.” 秦宝宝认真道:“怕你扭头偷偷约那个长腿怪。” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“......” The highway both sides are the large expanse of farmland and fish pond, the blue water blue sky, the vegetation scallion glory, the crops grow vigorously. Now the transportation was more and more convenient, more than ten years ago, this highway has not constructed, Mother Qin brought Qin Ze to come Xu Family Town, first rode the 6~7 hour of green skin train, arrived in the township of ham, then took one hour of bus to arrive in the county, transferred the public transportation to Xu Family Town. 高速公路两侧是成片成片的农田和鱼塘,碧水蓝天,草木葱荣,庄稼蓬勃生长。现在交通是越来越便利了,十几年前,这条高速公路还没建好,秦妈带秦泽来许家镇,先坐六七个小时的绿皮火车,到达火腿之乡,然后乘坐一个小时的大巴到县里,转乘公交到许家镇。 In the morning, arrives in the evening. 早上出发,晚上抵达。 Must be rich, first builds roads, this saying point right. 要想富,先修路,这话一点都没错。 Qin Baobao shrank when the comfortable big chair said a half hour of cell phone, quite felt senselessly, made an effort to stretch oneself, eyah eyah, the spring day clothing was light, put on elder sister of white shirt, stretched the waist, revealing a waist piece of white was greasy, and lovable navel. 秦宝宝缩在舒服的大椅上说了半小时的手机,颇感无趣,用力伸懒腰,咿咿呀呀,春日衣衫淡薄,穿了一件白衬衫的姐姐,舒展腰身时,露出腰间一片白腻,以及可爱的肚脐眼。 Qin Ze peeped the opportunity to look at two certainly, waited for elder sister to straighten up to finish, posture that he restored to sit respectfully. 秦泽窥准机会瞄了两眼,等姐姐伸腰结束,他又恢复正襟危坐的姿势。 Qin Baobao whispered: „salted fish.” 秦宝宝嘀咕道:“咸鱼。” Qin Ze has not heard clearly: „What?” 秦泽没听清:“什么？” „No,” Qin Baobao drew the shirt skirt-width, „quite bored.” “没什么,”秦宝宝拉了拉衬衫下摆,“好无聊。” „Watches the movie.” “看电影呗。” „Just played the cell phone, the eye is tired.” “刚玩了手机,眼睛累。” „Sleeps?” “睡觉？” „Cannot fall asleep.” Qin Baobao blinks, the eyelash fans: „A'Ze, to some elder sister lecture of jokes.” “睡不着。”秦宝宝眨眼,睫毛扇动:“阿泽,给姐姐讲些笑话。” Qin Ze thinks, looks at the elder sister's face: „elder sister is the world's most attractive Little Immortal Fairy.” 秦泽想了想,看着姐姐的脸:“姐姐是世界上最漂亮的小仙女。” Qin Baobao stares, the complexion is joyful. 秦宝宝一愣,脸色欣喜。 A Qin Ze thread of conversation revolution: „This is really the huge joke, hā hā hā.” 秦泽话锋一转:“这真是天大的笑话,哈哈哈。” On the Qin Baobao face the smiling face is gradually fierce, brandishes knife hand to punch him. 秦宝宝脸上笑容渐渐狰狞,挥舞手刀就揍他。 „Was you make me speak the joke.” Qin Ze protested. “是你让我说笑话的。”秦泽抗议。 Qin Baobao one hear, air/Qi, throws wrestles to him on, the heavy chest rubs — — on his face real facial cleansing milk. 秦宝宝一听,更气,扑到他身上扭打,沉甸甸的胸脯蹭在他脸上——真・洗面奶。 Not is right, looks at the elder sister killing qi steaming appearance, this is not facial cleansing milk, this is the chest kills the case. 不对不对,看姐姐杀气腾腾的样子,这不是洗面奶,这是胸杀案。 „How you want dead.” The Qin Baobao two hands twist his two ears, rouses the cheek, „cannot say that arrives crisply, cannot say passes away slowly, cannot say that the yu immortal wants.” “你想怎么死。”秦宝宝两只手拧他两耳朵,鼓腮,“不能说爽到死,不能说慢慢老死,也不能说yu仙欲死。” „Hiss ~” Qin Ze is pulling out the cold air: „I choose had a dumbfounded expression.” “嘶~”秦泽抽着凉气:“我选择一脸懵逼。” Qin Baobao: „?” 秦宝宝:“？” Qin Ze: „Suffocates me.” 秦泽:“闷死我吧。” „Although does not know that you are saying what/anything, but rejects.” Qin Baobao counts on the fingers, makes an effort a ball in his forehead. “虽然不知道你在说什么,但驳回。”秦宝宝屈指,在他脑门用力一弹。 „I give a elder sister lecture of proper joke again, I online noticed at that time, the smiled belly hurts.” Qin Ze said. “那我再给姐姐讲一个正经的笑话,我当时在网上看到的,笑的肚子疼。”秦泽说。 „You said.” Qin Baobao turns upwards one leg on the other. “那你讲吧。”秦宝宝翘起二郎腿。 „You know that who this world's most selfless person is?” Qin Ze asked. “你知道这个世界上最无私的人是谁吗？”秦泽问道。 „Does not know.” Qin Baobao said. “不知道。”秦宝宝说。 „Is Cai Lun.” The Qin Ze evil charm smiles. “是蔡伦。”秦泽邪魅一笑。 „Why?” Qin Baobao asked. “为什么？”秦宝宝问。 „Because he is a court eunuch, actually invented the paper, benefits 100.001 million otaku compatriots.” Qin Ze has not held, hā hā laughs. “因为他是太监,却发明了纸,造福万万千的宅男同胞。”秦泽没憋住,哈哈大笑起来。 Qin Baobao: „......” 秦宝宝:“......” Funny where, complete get. 好笑在哪里啊,完全get不到。 „, Isn't funny?” Qin Ze scratches the head, „I thought that very funny, I spoke one to you again.” “诶,不好笑吗？”秦泽挠挠头,“我觉得很好笑啊,那我再给你讲一个。” He ponders for a long time, eyes shined, „ I spoke 他沉思好久,眼睛一亮,“我给你说一个我自创的笑话,还是有典故的哦。” Immediately, Qin Baobao also came the interest, makes an effort to nod. 顿时,秦宝宝也来了兴趣,用力点头。 Qin Ze clears throat, „Li Bai did not attend class in childhood studiously, runs away to play to outside blindly, saw that a grandma is rubbing the iron rod, Li Bai runs to ask: The grandma, why you rub the iron rod. The grandma said......” 秦泽清了清嗓子,“李白小时候上课不用功,逃出去到外面瞎玩,看到一个老奶奶在磨铁棒,李白跑过去问:老奶奶,您为什么磨铁棒啊。老奶奶说......” He, looked to elder sister. 他顿了顿,看向姐姐。 elder sister blinks: „Wants the time depth, perseverance pays in the end?” 姐姐眨了眨眼:“只要功夫深,铁杵磨成针？” „It is not.” Qin Ze ferments for several seconds, „grandma replied: For What Use Does This Iron Rod Serve Me ~” “不是。”秦泽酝酿几秒,“老奶奶回答:我要这铁棒有何用~” Sang, Qin Ze were overjoyed. 唱完,秦泽自己乐不可支。 Qin Baobao: „.......” 秦宝宝:“.......” „This isn't funny?” Qin Ze sees the elder sister dumbfounded appearance. “难道这个也不好笑？”秦泽见姐姐懵逼的模样。 Qin Baobao curls the lip, nod. 秦宝宝撇嘴,点头。 „I find it very ridiculous, moreover felt oneself are especially smart, finds out such interesting joke.” “我自己觉得挺好笑啊,而且感觉自己特机灵,想出这么有意思的笑话。” The Qin Baobao heart said, your is from. 秦宝宝心说,你那是自嗨吧。 „I spoke a joke again, I laughed to be older.” “那我再说一个笑话,我笑话老多了。” Cannot provoke laughter elder sister, Qin Ze is unwilling. 没能逗笑姐姐,秦泽不甘心。 „No,” the appearance of Qin Baobao interest is waning, said with a smile: „Actually I do not like laughing, joked with you a moment ago.” “不,”秦宝宝意兴阑珊的模样,强笑道:“其实我一点都不喜欢笑话,刚才和你开玩笑。” Later did not look for A'Ze to speak the joke. 以后再也不找阿泽说笑话了。 „My this really can speak a big joke.” Qin Ze said. “我这回真的能说一个大笑话。”秦泽说。 „Does not listen, go away!” Qin Baobao side body, back of the head to younger brother. “不听,滚！”秦宝宝侧个身,把后脑勺对着弟弟。 Two hours of distance, they arrive at Xu Family Town, has not advanced the town, stops in the roadside. Qin Ze holds is buying good one handful of white chrysanthemums, gets out. 两个小时的路程,他俩来到许家镇,没开进镇子,在路边停下来。秦泽捧着买好的一捧白菊花,下车。 elder sister and younger brother two walk shoulder to shoulder in the middle is covered with the field track of weed, across crops, across pond and across a small town god's temple. Mounts a small mound of earth, looks out, pleasant is the fluctuate tea tree, neat of very arrangement. 姐弟俩并肩走在中间长满杂草的田间小道,穿过庄稼、穿过池塘、穿过一座小小的城隍庙。登上一个小土包,遥望下去,入眼是起起伏伏的茶树,排列的很整齐。 The waist conducts the arm the dust pan, in the hand is wearing woman twos and threes of oversleeve to disperse in the tea field, picks the spring tea. 腰间挎着簸箕,手上戴袖套的妇女三三两两散在茶林,采摘春茶。 „Quite attractive, ten li (0.5 km) tea field, displays beautiful green color to breathe in fresh air.” Qin Baobao pulls out the cell phone, the third even/including rackets, are first lifting the cell phone without delay, with various types of posture selfies. Pats, looked, feels satisfied, then does not make Qin Ze help photograph. “好漂亮,十里茶林,吐翠纳新。”秦宝宝掏出手机,二话不说先三连拍,然后举着手机,以各种姿势自拍。拍完,看了下,感觉不满意,便让秦泽帮忙拍照。 „The tea field on mountain are more, is more attractive, under when the spring rain ends, the drizzle winds around in the tea field, slender and wispy, just like fairyland.” Qin Ze elder sister patted several, cell phone also she. “山上的茶林更多,也更漂亮,春雨下完时,雨雾缭绕在茶林,袅袅娜娜,宛如仙境。”秦泽般姐姐拍了几张,手机还她。 Qin Baobao is pulling his arm, under the tomb line toward tea field goes. 秦宝宝挽着他的胳膊,往茶林下方的墓地行去。 „After , does not want to mix in the entertainment world, we buy a house here, no, wants to build the villa, then picked under the chrysanthemum southeast .....” she not saying that Qin Ze interrupted: „Sits loves the maplewood evening.” “等以后不想在娱乐圈混了,咱们在这里买栋房子,不,要自己盖别墅,然后采菊东南下.....”她还没说完,秦泽插嘴道:“坐爱枫林晚。” Qin Baobao angrily said: „You roll, said the proper business.” 秦宝宝怒道:“你滚,说正事呢。” „Proper business was......” Qin Ze shot under the elder sister's forehead: „Do not violate hipster to get sick, is not realistic.” “正事就是......”秦泽弹了下姐姐的额头:“别犯文青病了,不现实的。” „Why.” “为什么。” „First you must build the villa, batch of grounds, however you are not the local registered permanent address, approving is less than the ground, before can buy, how likes covering how to cover. Now your moving point relations, build a big villa, then some people reported you. Do not look that now the rural area was wealthy, but the eye nest is shallow, the shameful good person are also getting more and more. Here you must build the house, needs to ask the agreement of friends and neighbors, relates well did not say, the relations are ordinary, you must spend. If neighbor jealousy, does not want, a brick do not want to cover upward.” “首先你要盖别墅,得批地基,然而你不是本地户口,批不到地基的,以前可以花钱买,爱怎么盖怎么盖。现在你动点关系,盖个大别墅,回头就有人举报你。别看现在农村富裕了,但眼窝子浅,见不得人好的人也越来越多。在这里你要盖房子,需要问过左邻右舍的同意,关系好的不说,关系一般的,你得花点钱。如果邻居嫉妒心强,死活不愿意,一个砖头都别想往上盖。” „Our city people, were always yearning the idyllic life, envies the country dweller, actually speaks irresponsibly and sarcastically. Our mother leads me to come to the countryside to live fortunately every year for several months, is is not so really leisurely, the recluse who the city person said lives. In childhood, which family/home raising chickens duck goose, in courtyard stinking, rained, that called muck to strike the water spray to stop the flying boat. Also does not stand in great numbers like the present workshop, the country folks seek a livelihood in the paddies, puts one's nose to the grindstone, time that has appreciates the natural scenery, tired to become dog. In the winter no matter is cold, no matter in the summer is hot, should go the fields must go the fields. The city people come to the countryside to do, after sitting idle and eating, must return to the city to go to work.” “咱们城里人啊,总向往着田园生活,羡慕农村人,其实是站着说话不腰疼。还好咱妈每年都带我来乡下住几个月,真不是城里人说的那么悠闲自得,隐士生活。小时候,谁家养了鸡鸭鹅,院子里准臭烘烘的,一下雨,那叫一个粪土击水浪遏飞舟。也不像现在厂房林立,乡下人都在田地里讨生活的,面朝黄土背朝天,有个屁的时间欣赏自然风景,都累成狗了。冬天不管多冷,夏天不管多热,该下田就得下田。城里人来乡下干嘛,坐吃山空后,还是得回城市上班。” „We had money, stays eight lifetime to be colored in the countryside enough, but the countryside commodity lacks, without 24 hour convenience store, without mall, without subway, safe, Japan , South Korea and law all kinds of restaurants. You must with drinking cup of Starbucks, but must drive to buy to the city.” “咱们是有钱了,在乡下待八辈子都够花,但乡下物资缺乏,没有二十四小时便利店,没有商城,没有地铁,泰、日、韩、法各种各样的餐厅。你要和喝杯星巴克,还得开车到城里买。” „I, I spoke thoughtlessly a saying, why you attacked me to be warm.” Qin Baobao not handles at a loss, looks at younger brother: „You how?” “我,我就随口一说,你干嘛这么打击我热情。”秦宝宝茫然又无措,瞄一眼弟弟:“你怎么了？” Qin Ze shakes the head, stands in front of a tombstone, unemotional. 秦泽摇摇头,站在一块墓碑前,面无表情。 The previous chapter should be the 400 32 chapter, last night cultivation was excessive, the brain is slow. Today is on leave, therefore wrote several chapters, owed before making up. Then gets up is very very late late, I looked at movie «Chasing the dragon» while convenient, un, this is a evening's reason. Moreover, I discovered the renewal, once are many, pursues subscribes falls on huā lā la downward , every day two are the kingly ways. 上一章应该是四百三十二章,昨晚修仙过头了,脑子迟钝。今天休假,所以就多写了几章,把以前欠的给补上。然后起的很晚很晚,我顺便看了一部电影《追龙》,嗯,这就是晚上一更的原因。另外,我发现更新一旦多,追订就哗啦啦往下掉,果然,每天两更才是王道。