Qin Ze sets upright the ear to listen to the sound of kitchen, the brain makes up the picture, at this time, the mother forks the waist to reprove, old gentleman lowers the head to bend the waist, has a headache about and intense explanation, the dignified image is nothing left! 秦泽竖着耳朵听厨房的动静,自行脑补画面,此时,老妈叉腰训斥,老爷子低头弯腰,又头疼又紧张的解释,威严的形象荡然无存！ Good wants to clash the photograph, hā hā hā! 好想冲进去拍照,哈哈哈！ The child of others family/home, looks forward to the parents to respect one another as one would a guest for a lifetime, love, but Qin Ze knows that the parents did not quarrel, the parents will not quarrel, generally was the father gets a bawling out unilaterally, in the past uncle's matter, old gentleman was opposed at first, thought cannot tolerate the uncle, but Mother Qin loved dearly younger brother, was afraid him to be really pursued the debt sinking Huangpu River to go, do not look that now daily is shouting the society under the rule, put more than ten years ago, the fellow of lending money at high interest and black( harmony) helped, ultra savage. 别人家的孩子,巴不得父母一辈子相敬如宾,恩恩爱爱,但秦泽知道父母吵架不,父母不会吵架,一般是父亲单方面挨训,当年舅舅的事,老爷子起初是反对的,觉得不能纵容舅舅,但秦妈心疼弟弟啊,害怕他真的被追债的沉黄浦江去,别看现在天天嚷嚷着法治社会,搁在十几年前,放高利贷的家伙和黑(和谐)帮似的,超凶残。 Mother Qin cries while to scold, entire, old gentleman is burdensome, the running son room wrests away his small bed, small Qin Ze does not dare to have the complaint, and happy investment elder sister bosom, rested an evening on the elder sister fragrant bed satisfactory. 秦妈一边哭一边骂,整整一宿,老爷子不胜其烦,跑儿子房间霸占他的小床,小秦泽不敢有怨言,并开心的投入姐姐怀抱,在姐姐香喷喷的床上美美睡了一晚。 Shortly , the house sold out. 没多久,房子就卖掉了。 Well, a long time, how to have quarrelled? 咦,老半天了,怎么还没吵起来？ The mother temperament is good to turn over , is this matter a wife has no way to endure? Certainly must question loudly. 老妈脾气好归好,这事儿是个妻子就没法忍吧？肯定要大声质疑啊。 Is it possible that old gentleman's mouth technique with oneself same nicely done, has a glib tongue, gave the comfort the mother? 莫非老爷子的口技和自己一样666,一个巧舌如簧,把老妈给安慰了？ „Deceived people, where had to quarrel.” Qin Baobao elongation neck, tense attention kitchen sound, an uneventfulness. “骗人,哪里有吵起来。”秦宝宝伸长脖子,紧张的关注厨房动静,一片风平浪静。 Wang Zijin and Su Yu do not express the opinion to this matter, but looks at Qin Ze with the question look. 王子衿和苏钰对此事不发表意见,但用质疑的眼神看秦泽。 „, Will not definitely quarrel, I several 321” “不会吧,肯定会吵起来的,我数三二一” „Bah, you think that the parents did quarrel?” “呸,你这么想爸妈吵起来？” Is saying, old gentleman comes out from the kitchen entrance, beckons: „A'Ze, comes, helping your mother order food, she leaps does not act.” 正说着,老爷子从厨房门口出来,招招手:“阿泽,过来一下,帮你妈切点菜,她腾不出手。” Qin Ze looks at father's complexion, does not feel right, the specialty comes under attack 18 year experience, making him have a similar woman sixth sense intuition. 秦泽一看老爸的脸色,感觉不对劲,专业挨打十八年的经验,让他有一种类似女人第六感的直觉。 Qin Baobao big butt arched him, „urges to go faster, was starving.” 秦宝宝大屁股拱了拱他,“去去去,快饿死了。” When the Qin Ze heart doubts, stand up, butt was also trampled a foot by elder sister. 秦泽心头疑惑,站起身时,屁股还被姐姐踹了一脚。 Has not said that in the Su Yu lunar new year's eve running family/home, elder sister felt own territory invading by outside beautiful slut. 没说的了,苏钰大年夜的跑家里来,姐姐觉得自己的领地被外面的妖艳jian货给侵占了。 Therefore vents on him. 于是把气撒在他身上。 Qin Ze entered the kitchen, Mother Qin saw several points of past beautiful stature especially, stood near the block, cut the vegetable/dish. 秦泽进了厨房,秦妈尤见几分当年婀娜的身材,站在砧板边,切菜。 „Mother I helps you.” He walks. “妈我帮你。”他走过去。 Mother Qin smiles: „Does not use.” 秦妈笑眯眯:“不用了。” „Bang!” “砰！” In the light sound, the gate of kitchen closed/pass. 轻响中,厨房的门关了。 Qin Ze turns head, sees the old gentleman surface sinks the water to stare him, immediately at heart one suddenly. 秦泽扭头,看见老爷子面沉似水的瞪着他,顿时心里一突。 I possibly had troublesome! 我可能有麻烦了！ Also or is I enters the way of kitchen is not right, but old gentleman will definitely not give him the opportunity. 又或者是我进厨房的方式不对,但老爷子肯定不会给他机会。 Also calculates the spacious kitchen, after first has mother , had the father, Qin Ze made a chapter of sandwich biscuit to the parents. 还算宽敞的厨房,前有妈后有爸,秦泽给爸妈做了一回夹心饼干。 „Father, a moment ago I and mother cracked a joke, you forgave me.” Quick-witted Qin Ze admits mistakes directly, too stubborn to admit mistakes is useless, speaking the truth is impossible reasonable, this whole life, will not deliver the truth useful words reasonable, but also wants father's big Buddhist musical instrument to do. “爸,刚才我和妈开玩笑,你原谅我。”机智的秦泽直接认错,嘴硬是没用的,讲道理是不可能讲道理的,这辈子都不会讲道理的,讲道理有用的话,还要老爸的大法器干嘛。 „pā!” “啪！” old gentleman without delay, scalp truncates. 老爷子二话不说,一个头皮削过去。 „Father, you of big new year's celebration hits me to make what/anything.” “爸,大过年的你打我做什么。” Qin Ze comes under attack to stand at attention subconsciously, he very repugnant this damn instinct. 秦泽下意识挨打立正,他很讨厌这个该死的本能。 The spicy heart old radish, starting really to be heavy. 辣心老萝卜,下手还真重。 old gentleman did not speak, a second palm of the hand truncated. 老爷子不说话,第二个巴掌削过来。 Qin Ze kept off. 秦泽挡了一下。 „Mother, you looked that the father hits me.” Qin Ze seeks help from mother. “妈,你看爸又打我。”秦泽向好妈妈求助。 Mother Qin and other old gentleman third palms of the hand truncate, at the right moment makes noise, said in a soft voice: „Do not hit the child, hit unable to solve the problem.” 秦妈等老爷子第三个巴掌削完,适时出声,轻声道:“别打孩子,打又解决不了问题。” Qin Ze complains of injustice saying: „Perhaps several years later I will take a wife, the father cannot always raise a rumpus.” 秦泽叫屈道:“过几年没准我就娶媳妇了,爸不能总动手动脚的。” „Takes a wife?” old gentleman sneers: „Marries several, you want to marry several, your Qin Ze skill grew perceptibly, foot treads two ships, did not fear the both legs chop is too big, pulls the egg?” “娶媳妇？”老爷子冷笑一声:“娶几个呀,你想娶几个,你秦泽本事见长了,脚踏两只船,就不怕双腿劈的太大,扯到蛋？” „cough cough!” Mother Qin coughs two, hints the husband civilized word usage. “咳咳！”秦妈咳嗽两声,示意老公文明用词。 old gentleman coldly snorted: „I asked you, Su Yu what's the matter? Wang Zijin what's the matter? Who is your girlfriend.” 老爷子冷哼一声:“我问你,苏钰是怎么回事？王子衿又是怎么回事？到底谁才是你女朋友。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Ended the calf, he basically can the brain make up the parents in the dialogue in kitchen: 完犊子了,他基本能脑补出爸妈在厨房的对话: „My son found the girlfriend, is really happy.” “我儿子找到女朋友了,真开心。” „Yo, my son also found the girlfriend, is really happy.” “呦,我儿子也找到女朋友了,真开心。” „My son's girlfriend is Wang Zijin, you.” “我儿子的女朋友是王子衿,你呢。” „My son's girlfriend is Su Yu.” “我儿子的女朋友是苏钰。” „hē hē, do we only have a son?” “呵呵,我们只有一个儿子吧？” „Right, extinguished him!” “没错,灭了他吧！” I wrote the script a moment ago time, definitely made a mistake in writing the name, old name: «Refreshed Pit Comrade Qin Jianzhang», writes incorrectly: «I Want Floral formula To do Today» 刚才我写剧本的时候,肯定写错名字了,原名:《爽快的坑秦建章同志一把》,错写成:《今天我就要花式作死》 This year has had no way. 这年没法过了啊。 Qin Ze's heart pull cool pull is cool. 秦泽的心拔凉拔凉。 old gentleman is pointing at him, angrily said: „Today does not talk clearly this matter, you cannot imagine me to make what/anything to you.” 老爷子指着他,怒道:“今天不把这事说清楚,你想象不到我会对你做什么。” Good bad lines. 好糟糕的台词。 Qin Ze felt oneself like compelled the puppy of corner, has no way out, was unable to bite. 秦泽感觉自己就像被逼到角落的小狗,走投无路,偏偏还不能咬人。 I must think that means help oneself, this matter, kills cannot say. 我得想个办法自救,这种事,打死不能说出来啊。 Played to collapse, the mother there girlfriend and father's of here girlfriend, model to not on, a hundred mouths cannot explain it away. 玩崩了,老妈那里的女朋友和老爸这里的女朋友,型号对不上,百口莫辩啊。 „system, is you enter the stage, quickly , helping me try to find what solution quickly.” Qin Ze communicates system in the mind. “系统,是你出场的时候了,快,快帮我想想有什么办法。”秦泽在脑海里沟通系统。 Without quest, system basically spoke, perhaps when calm and free from worldly affairs its low force, was despairs about salted fish Host: Ok, Host happily good, quest what/anything does not matter! 如果没有任务,系统基本不出来说话,安安心心当它的lo逼,或许是对咸鱼宿主绝望了:算了,宿主开心就好,任务什么都无所谓！ Such mentality. 这样的心态。 system: „Excuse me Host, this situation, only if there are to hang to compel system to help you reduce parents' IQ forcefully, otherwise you do not have the hope to flicker from the start, your desire at heart is very freely intense, but system will not issue quest that is impossible to complete. Host treasures, sees again!” 系统:“不好意思啊宿主,这种情况,除非有挂逼系统帮你强行降低爸妈的智商,否则你压根没希望忽悠过去,尽管你的心里欲求很强烈,但系统不会发布不可能完成的任务。宿主珍重,再见！” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” The dog belt/bring low force system, you are come out funny. 狗带吧lo逼系统,你是出来搞笑的吧。 Completely discouraged , the Qin Ze brain pulls out, said obstinate argumentative: „But asked dead!” 万念俱灰之中,秦泽脑子一抽,嘴硬道:“但求一死！” Responded his is the old gentleman palm of the hand five chain blows, makes into the chicken feather the hairstyle that Qin Ze handled carefully. 回应他的是老爷子巴掌五连击,把秦泽精心打理的发型打成鸡毛。 „Father, do not hit do not hit, I confessed entirely.” Qin Ze is adaptable to the situation. “爸,别打别打,我全招了。”秦泽能屈能伸的很。 „Sister Zijin is my girlfriend not wrong, Su Yu also calculates my girlfriend.” “子衿姐是我女朋友这个没有错,苏钰也算我女朋友。” The old gentleman palm of the hand lifts, Qin Ze retrocedes one step, explained: „Listens to me to say.” 老爷子巴掌又抬起,秦泽后退一步,解释道:“听我慢慢道来。” Mother Qin explodes chestnut/trembling knock to come, rare angry: „Hurried to say.” 身后的秦妈一个爆栗敲过来,难得愤怒:“赶紧说。” Finally, was by the mixed doubles. 终于,还是被混合双打了。 Qin Ze rubbed the head, the head good pain. 秦泽揉了揉脑袋,脑瓜好痛。 „I and Su Yu's matter, said that old dog blood, after is the liquor, messes things up, after the stock market falls suddenly, gained one greatly, that late company organization meeting, everyone is very happy, drunk are quite many, Su Yu got drunk, naturally I also drank much, I deliver her to go home. Delivers the family/home, originally wants to go back, but Su Yu said that she likes me, likes liking very much very much. Then you understand!” “我和苏钰的事,说起来老狗血了,就是酒后误事嘛,股市暴跌后大赚了一笔,那晚公司组织聚会,大家都很开心,喝的比较多,苏钰喝醉了,当然我也喝了不少,我送她回家的。送完家,本来想回去,可苏钰说她喜欢我,很喜欢很喜欢。然后你们懂的！” „I understand your younger sister!” old gentleman brandishes the palm of the hand to call toward the son on, said furiously: „You with drink up, when gave a pretext, even if the first time, why is also maintaining the relations now, you had the girlfriend, she still had the boyfriend, your was what nature, put for dozens years ago awareness that is to interrogate.” “我懂你妹！”老爷子抡起巴掌往儿子身上招呼,怒不可遏道:“你拿喝酒当借口,第一次就算了,为什么现在还维持着关系,你有女朋友,她也有男朋友,你们这样是什么性质,搁几十年前是要批斗的知道吗。” He most annoyed is this, treadonning two ships is very bad nature. 他最恼火的就是这个,脚踏两只船是很恶劣的性质。 „What boyfriend?” Qin Ze was ignorant. “什么男朋友？”秦泽懵了。 „Su Yu does not have the boyfriend.” “苏钰不是有男朋友么。” „Who said.” “谁说的啊。” „Your older sister and Zijin.” “你姐和子衿。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Originally in he hides in time of kitchen, the living room has launched a bitter battle, looks at the stance, his small poodle ends the defeat. 原来在他躲厨房的时间里,客厅已经展开过一场激烈的争斗,看架势,他的小泰迪完败。 Plays the scheme, Su Yu truly cannot fight Sister Zijin, her possibly Elder Sister Bao cannot even fight. 玩心计,苏钰确实斗不过子衿姐,她可能连宝姐姐都斗不过。 „Father, Su Yu does not have the boyfriend.” Qin Ze resists father's palm of the hand, while explained. “爸,苏钰没男朋友的。”秦泽一边招架老爸的巴掌,一边解释。 „What?” The old gentleman palm of the hand stops. “啥？”老爷子巴掌停下来。 „Su Yu she does not have the boyfriend, this I guaranteed.” “苏钰她没男朋友,这个我保证。” „How that Zijin and your older sister said that she has.” “那子衿和你姐怎么说她有。” „Possibly, possibly misunderstood.” “可能,可能是误会了吧。” How he can say, the palm back of the hand is the meat, cannot say: Sister Zijin and your daughter collaborate the black person family/home. 他能怎么说,手心手背都是肉,总不能说:子衿姐和你女儿联手黑人家呢。 „Takes seriously?” old gentleman surprised look. “当真？”老爷子惊疑的神色。 Qin Ze makes an effort to nod: „I pledged.” 秦泽用力点头:“我发誓。” Mother Qin narrows the eyes to focus, was sips to be clear the matter, what if the son said was the truth, then Zijin and Baobao (darling) were interesting, the hostility was very obvious Zijin this girl, could not look, a solemn clever miss, zé zé! 秦妈眯着眼,算是把事情抿清楚了,如果儿子说的是真话,那么子衿和宝宝就有意思了,敌意很明显嘛子衿这丫头,看不出来啊,蛮端庄乖巧的一姑娘,啧啧！ The matter that Mother Qin can think, old gentleman can certainly think, shocked, has thought Zijin is very solemn is very gentle, has not thought that will also trip somebody up in secret. 秦妈能想到的事,老爷子当然能想到,震惊了,一直以为子衿很端庄很温柔,没想到还会暗中使绊子。 old gentleman remembers just now the Wang Zijin impregnable performance, fierce this girl. 老爷子想起适才王子衿无懈可击的表演,厉害了这丫头。