By the Qin Ze more and more powerful kidney, even if releases Su Yu one time today, later releases Sister Zijin one time again, the proper issue, could release many times. 以秦泽越来越强大的腰子,就算今天泄了苏钰一次,待会再泄子衿姐一次,妥妥的问题,或许可以泄好多次。 But this words crack a joke at most, mainly he does not dare, elder sister just bought a sharp fruit knife yesterday, the kitchen also several expensive kitchen knives, chops bone Terley Szo, chops salted fish to come, agile. 但这种话顶多开开玩笑,主要他不敢,姐姐昨天刚买了一把锋利的水果刀,厨房还有好几把昂贵的菜刀,其中一把剁骨头特利索,剁起咸鱼来,想必也利索。 Before his old joke honest elder brother, cannot return to the honest elder brother's road, possibly, everyone did not smile the honest elder brother, changed to laugh at him. 以前他老笑话诚哥,不能重蹈诚哥的覆辙,可能以后,大家不笑诚哥,改笑他了。 Furthermore, the Sister Zijin conservative thinking, wants pā pā even, still after must see the guardian, when the time arrived, he might go to Capital City Wang Family. 再者,子衿姐的保守思想,就算要啪啪,也要见过家长之后,等时机到了,他或许要去一趟京城王家。 Drinks up Shān Qí Shuǐ Gē in cup, Qin Ze cancels from the brain Xu Family Town, the mood is beautiful immediately. 喝完杯中的山崎水割,秦泽把许家镇从脑子里抹去,心情顿时明媚起来。 Must work as salted fish, must first learn A Q spirit. 要当好咸鱼,必须先学会阿q精神。 Wang Zijin blew half-day sneering in the balcony, cold trembling, after going to the room, shrinks in the bedding, reveals a small head. 王子衿在阳台吹了半天的冷笑,冷的瑟瑟发抖,回房间后,缩在被窝里,露出一个小脑瓜。 „Earlier rests!” Qin Ze helps her close. “早点睡！”秦泽帮她关门。 He takes off the clothes, puts on the bath towel, takes the clean underpants, enters the super luxurious bathroom, the gate of bathroom brings sound-insulated, opens the door to hear the elder sister air blower rumble the noise. 他脱掉衣服,披上浴巾,带上干净的内裤,走进超级豪华的浴室,浴室的门都带隔音的,推开门才听见姐姐吹风机轰隆隆的噪音。 Qin Baobao sits on the genuine leather sofa stool, is tilting the head, is blowing the hair. The slender compact two long legs come out from the bathrobe skirt-width reveal, gathering, is slightly curving, is reflecting the light, clear fair. 秦宝宝坐在真皮沙发凳上,歪着头,正吹头发。修长紧致的两条长腿从浴袍下摆露出来,并拢着,微微弯曲,映着灯光,晶莹白皙。 If this big long leg shoulders the auction, Qin Ze felt own ten bride's price had. 这条大长腿要是扛出去拍卖,秦泽觉得自己十个老婆本都有了。 „Where does eye look at?” Qin Baobao is angry his eyes, then strokes gently the both legs gently. “眼睛看哪里？”秦宝宝嗔他一眼,然后轻轻摩挲双腿。 Actually, old bro is longlegs-con this matter, she knew many years. 其实,老弟是长腿控这种事,她知道很多年了。 Therefore she rarely wears the silk stockings. 所以她才很少穿丝袜。 „Pretends to look at scenery in all directions.” Qin Ze glances right and left. “假装看四处的风景。”秦泽左顾右盼。 „Lacks savoir-faire.” Qin Baobao charming turns a supercilious look, turned off the air blower, the noise disappeared, she set out from the sofa stool, attractive long leg conceals entered in the bathrobe, „took a bath, the hot water helped you put away.” “死样。”秦宝宝妩媚的翻一个白眼,关了吹风机,噪音顿消,她从沙发凳上起身,诱人的长腿藏进浴袍里,“洗澡吧,热水帮你放好了。” „elder sister is really good.” Qin Ze said happily. “姐姐真好。”秦泽高兴的说。 elder sister turns is curling upwards butt, leaves the bathroom. 姐姐扭着翘屁股,离开浴室。 Qin Ze opens the curtain screen, in the bathing pool really put away the hot water, above is also floating the flower petal, is the rose dried flowers, others buy the rose dried flowers to drink tea, elder sister this ruined family woman, buys the soaking-bath. 秦泽拉开帘子,浴池里果然放好了热水,上面还漂浮着花瓣,都是玫瑰花干,别人买玫瑰花干喝茶,姐姐这个败家娘们,买来泡澡。 Qin Ze is riding the elder sister's bandwagon, soaked a chapter of rose bath, un, in the water as if also put the essence, he smells in that balcony, the Sister Zijin body seems the fragrance that does not have. 秦泽搭着姐姐的顺风车,也泡了一回玫瑰花浴,嗯,水里似乎还放了香精,他闻到那股阳台上,子衿姐身上似有似无的香味。 Qin Ze swims the roaming in the bathroom, various postures, the diving, shortly, he responded suddenly, elder sister gave him the exothermic water, was in itself unscientific, not Baobao (darling), then, why his grown man, must put the flower petal and essence, similarly was unscientific, not Baobao (darling). 秦泽在浴室里游啊游,各种姿势,还有潜水,不久后,他忽然反应过来,姐姐给他放热水,本身就不科学,不宝宝,然后,为什么他一个大男人,要放花瓣和香精啊,同样不科学,不宝宝。 The truth only has one: day! 真相只有一个:日！ Therefore, he swims arrives at the bathing pool, fishes out the cell phone from the bathrobe, to a elder sister round of message: „Treasure, has a matter to ask you, hopes that you solid replied.” 于是,他游到浴池边,从浴袍里摸出手机,给姐姐发短信:“宝啊,有件事要问你,希望你老实回答。” „Is treasure you calls? Called elder sister.” Qin Baobao has not rested, the second returns to his information. “宝是你叫的？叫姐姐。”秦宝宝没睡,秒回他信息。 „Treasure is also good, the elder sister is also good, is unimportant,” Qin Ze sends one „to look „ I want to ask, taking a bath water” “宝也好,姐也好,不重要,”秦泽发去一个“看我一脸认真”的图片:“我就想问问,洗澡水” He has not said, to a elder sister leniency to those who confess opportunity. 他没说完,给姐姐一个坦白从宽的机会。 elder sister was very tactful, answers: „Yes, Sir, this matter must have the fishy.” 姐姐很识趣,答复说:“是的,大人,此事必有蹊跷。” „Any fishy.” “什么蹊跷。” „That is I and Zijin taking a bath water, ah hā hā hā hā hā!” “那是我和子衿的洗澡水啊,啊哈哈哈哈哈！” pā pā pā! 啪啪啪！ elder sister sends in the picture that three thumps laugh. 姐姐发来三个捶地大笑的图片。 „Pleasant surprise is not pleasantly surprised, isn't the accident/surprise accidental/surprised?” Qin Baobao the flowering branch that smiles in the room shivers all over, the chest front soft meat shivers. “惊喜不惊喜,意外不意外？”秦宝宝在房间里笑的花枝乱颤,胸前软肉颤抖。 Qin Ze dull looks at the phone screen, as if can imagine screen that head, the elder sister small fox self-satisfied smiling face. 秦泽呆呆的看着手机屏幕,仿佛能想象到屏幕那头,姐姐小狐狸般得意的笑容。 The life first time, tasted others' taking a bath water, is the double meals. 人生第一次,品尝了别人的洗澡水,还是双倍套餐。 Right, his skin-dive time, tasted incautiously. 没错,他潜泳的时候,一不小心就品尝了一下。 Now you tell me, is this your taking a bath water? 现在你告诉我,这是你的洗澡水？ The life despaired suddenly. 人生突然就绝望起来了。 Qin Ze jumps from the bathroom, binds the bath towel to kill Room Qin Baobao, but twists quite a while has not twisted off the gate, door lock. 秦泽从浴室里跳上来,裹着浴巾杀到秦宝宝,但拧半天没拧开门,门锁了。 „Qin Baobao you come out, I must wither you.” “秦宝宝你出来,我要干死你。” „Quite makes you know a 15 centimeter big Buddhist musical instrument of fearful.” “好让你知道十五厘米的大法器有多可怕。” „Does not wither you, I will be surnamed with you starting tomorrow.” “不干死你,我明天起就跟你姓。” „Dammit, irritated me.” “妈蛋,气死我了。” pā pā pā knock. 啪啪啪的敲门声。 „You are surnamed with me, is not surnamed Qin.” elder sister shrinks in the room does not come out, does not forget tsukkomi. “你跟我姓,还不是姓秦。”姐姐缩在房间里不出来,不忘吐槽。 „Is surnamed well with whom, I must hit the excrement in any case today you, comes out to receive the excrement.” “跟谁姓都好,反正我今天要打屎你,出来受屎。” „Does not come out, irritates you.” elder sister laughs in inside hā hā. “就不出来,气死你。”姐姐在里面哈哈大笑。 „Believes me to burst in?” “信不信我破门而入？” „I call mother, said that you midnight rush to Room elder sister's, but must wreak havoc to elder sister.” “那我就打电话给妈,说你半夜闯姐姐的,还要对姐姐施暴。” „Brain in shivering” “脑子在颤抖” „Slightly slightly” “略略略” The room in next door, Wang Zijin shrank the head, gets buried into the bedding, said in a low voice: „15 centimeter?” 隔壁的房间,王子衿缩了缩脑袋,把头埋进被窝里,低声道:“十五厘米吗？” next day, the video of Qin Ze mouth technique performance was passed to online. 第二天,秦泽口技表演的视频被传到网上。 The hit rate explodes in one hour, the repeater counts the 100,000 strip, and by terrifying digit growth. 点击量在一个小时内爆炸,转发数十万条,并以恐怖的数字增长。 Close to the end of the year, everyone is quite idle, some are the time surfers. 临近年关,大家都比较闲,有的是时间上网。 After this video sends, the innumerable netizens are shocked. 这段视频发出来后,无数网友惊呆。 „This is unscientific, is false? Some can really people simulate so many sounds simultaneously?” “这不科学,是假的吧？真有人能同时模拟这么多声音？” „Are the beatbox world champions inferior to him? Cracking a joke, is absolutely false.” “b-box的世界冠军都不如他吧？开什么玩笑,绝对是假的。” „Is this our traditional mouth technique?” “这是不是咱们传统的口技？” „The traditional mouth technique what/anything ghost, and traditional wushu is equally funny.” “传统口技什么鬼,就跟传统武术一样搞笑。” „, Has the discovery, is the content of this mouth technique performance very familiar?” “诶诶,有没有发现,这个口技表演的内容很熟悉？” Some quick people saw through the truth. 很快就有人看穿真相了。 „Especially is not the writings in classical style of our junior middle school, In the Capital there was a Kind Ventriloquist” “特么不是我们初中的文言文吗,京中有善口技者” „Shock, is really «mouth technique», sent flamboyant greatly.” “震惊,真的是《口技》,牛逼大发了。” „Was the textbook of junior middle school, returned to original state unexpectedly?” “初中的课本,居然被人还原了？” „fuck me, but also is really, nicely done” “卧槽,还真的是,666” „Is that this is really false?” “那这到底是真是假？” The young cameraman sits in the office, is going against the dark pouche, looks video that oneself send, one hour, receives several thousand replies, several tens of thousands repeaters. 年轻的摄像师坐在办公室,顶着黑眼圈,看着自己发出去的视频,一个多小时,收到几千条回复,数万条转发。 Then, he sees the reply of netizen, finally opened the doubts in heart. 接着,他看见网友的回复,终于揭开了心中的疑惑。 Immediately has tears streaming down the face, tonight finally can sleep calm and steady. 顿时泪流满面,今晚终于能睡安稳觉了。 Then, he in pā the typing, sends Weibo again: „Moral integrity takes an oath, was real mouth technique, Chief Qin old is absolutely flamboyant.” 然后,他噼里啪啦打字,再发微博:“节操起誓,绝对是真的口技,秦总老牛逼了。” „Is impossible, if, my live broadcast eats to fly in circles.” “不可能,如果是真的,我直播吃翔。” „World champions are not so fierce.” “世界冠军都没这么厉害吧。” „Boasted, hype.” “吹牛,炒作。” At noon , the Tianfang Entertainment officer sent Weibo: The annual meeting smoothly is held, Chief Qin gave us an unforgettable mouth technique experience, right . 中午时,天方娱乐的官微发了条微博:年会顺利举行,秦总给了我们一次难忘的口技体验,没错,是真的。 Incautiously, Qin Ze on searched for hotly. 一不小心,秦泽又上热搜了。 # Qin Ze turns into the reality writings in classical style mouth technique # #秦泽把文言文口技变成现实# Except that entrains the mouth technique performance that very dazzles to hold in the mouth crazily, what is main is the content of mouth technique performance, is junior middle school textbook that everyone is familiar with, topic was too high, everyone noticed that the title subconscious point will come. 除了狂拽酷炫叼的口技表演,最主要的是口技表演的内容,是大家都熟悉的初中课本,话题度太高了,每个人看到标题都会下意识点进来。 Feeling that then one group of people join in the fun: „Lifetime can also see the textbook to become reality” and „this whole life not to study and „ to thank Qin Ze to make me in vain” then carry a textbook ” wait/etc.. 然后一堆人凑热闹的感慨:“有生之年还能看见课本变成现实”、“这辈子不枉读书一场”、“感谢秦泽又让我回头背了一次课本”等等。 Is many celebrity repeaters, the heat degree naturally stays at a high level again. 再就是很多明星转发,热度自然居高不下。 Shenzhen some villa. 深圳的某别墅。 Ge Ling holds the cell phone, love-struck idiot sigh: „Qin Ze is quite fierce, gives me each time the pleasant surprise with the curiosity, liked him loving him.” 葛灵捧着手机,花痴般的感叹:“秦泽好厉害,每次都给我惊喜和新鲜感,爱死他了爱死他了。” Side, lies down on the sofa top dressing membrane Ding Lexin said ill-humoredly: „Forget it, you want to fish the rich son-in-law, when then your extravagant wife.” 身边,躺在沙发上敷面膜的丁乐歆没好气道:“得了吧,你不过就是想钓金龟婿,然后当你的阔太太。” „Fart, I do not only settle on his money.” Ge Ling hehe said with a smile: „He can shoot piano, meets mouth technique, long is also graceful, even if he does not have money, I still want to associate with him.” “屁,我不是只看中他的钱啦。”葛灵嘿嘿笑道:“他会弹钢琴,会口技,长的又帅,就算他没钱,我也想和他交往的。” „Shoots piano because of the talent and skill, I can understand, but mouth technique good is what reason.” Ding Lexin is vacant. “弹钢琴是因为才艺,我能理解,可口技好又是什么原因。”丁乐歆茫然。 „You do not understand, can shoot piano, explained that he points at flexibly.” Ge Ling moves the finger, delighted: „The finger flexibility of man is very important.” “你懂个屁,会弹钢琴,说明他手指灵活。”葛灵动了动手指头,眉飞色舞:“男人的手指灵活性很重要。” „mouth technique is good, explained that his tongue is clever, this was more important.” Ge Ling serious guidance bosom friend: „A pair of flexible hand matches a flexible mouth, makes you crisply to flying absolutely.” “口技好,说明他舌头灵巧,这个就更重要了。”葛灵一本正经的教导闺蜜:“一双灵活的手搭配一张灵活的嘴,绝对让你爽到飞起啊。” „You roll!” Ding Lexin picks up the pillow to pound to her. “你滚！”丁乐歆捡起枕头砸向她。 Ge Ling catches the pillow, sways back and forth on the sofa: „What to do, Qin Ze is good to be difficult to fish, my difference has not sent the naked photo to him, he does not know that calls me. In order to fish this rich son-in-law, I a half year have not made the boyfriend , slightly admires, tonight and elder sister rests, gives you to come one round.” 葛灵接住枕头,在沙发上打滚:“可是怎么办啊,秦泽好难钓的,我就差没发裸照给他啦,他都不知道打电话给我。为了钓这个金龟婿,我已经半年没交男朋友了,呐,小歆,今晚和姐姐睡,给你来一发。” Ding Lexin is disinclined to respond her, turns small butt to walk toward own room. 丁乐歆懒得搭理她,扭着小屁股往自己房间走。 Bang! 砰！ Closing. 关门。 After several seconds, opens, finds out the head: „Ge Ling, do not blame me not to remind you, Qin Ze this person, you cannot control. You control the common young local tyrant at most. Also, others elder sister is spicy attractively, the aesthetic standard can be imagined, do not go to South Korea to try?” 几秒后,又打开来,探出脑袋:“葛灵,别怪我没提醒你啊,秦泽这个人,你驾驭不住的。你顶多驾驭一般的小土豪。还有啊,人家姐姐辣么漂亮,审美观可想而知,你不要去韩国试试？” „I do not go, elder sister my face value, mixing the entertainment world was enough, why to go to South Korea, the back carries a news?” Ge Ling continues to sway back and forth. “我才不去嘞,姐姐我的颜值,混娱乐圈足够了,干嘛去韩国,背一身负面新闻？”葛灵继续打滚。 Similarly sees the Qin Ze mouth technique performance, a comrade, Jianghu person: Young Master Feng! 同样看到秦泽口技表演的,还有一位同志,江湖人称:冯公子！ The luxurious hardbound apartment, Young Master Feng stands before the mirror, looks upper body that oneself are barebacked, stark naked vigorous, the muscle line is perfect, this time, he trains hard in the gym, turned into six abdominal muscles the beforehand small stomach intestinal fat. 豪华精装公寓,冯公子站在镜子前,看着自己赤膊的上身,精赤矫健,肌肉线条完美,这段时间,他在健身房苦练,把以前的小肚腩都变成了六块腹肌。 Young Master Feng a half year had not indulged in dissipation, he makes these changes, is in order to pursues to Goddess Qin Baobao. 冯公子半年没花天酒地了,他做这些改变,就是为了能追到女神秦宝宝。 After knowing Qin Ze is elder siscon, Young Master Feng experienced „high morale” to „dejected” stage, that days, very despair, because he discovered, no matter how diligently, is impossible to exceed Qin Ze. 得知秦泽是姐控后,冯公子经历了“斗志昂扬”到“心灰意冷”的阶段,那段日子,特别绝望,因为他发现不管自己怎么努力,都不可能超越秦泽。 Difference of rich first generation and rich second generation. 富一代和富二代的区别。 rich first generation is flamboyant of capital letter, rich second generation is the father is flamboyant. Having no way ratio. 富一代是大写的牛逼,富二代是爸爸牛逼。没法比。 The Young Master Feng depressed that days, drown sorrow taking advantage of the liquor daily, even the female companions were disinclined pā. 冯公子消沉的那段日子,天天借酒消愁,连女伴都懒得啪了。 He telephones to Huang Yicong, crying of yīng yīng yīng said: Old Huang, older and younger brothers may painstakingly, like drinking the American coffee at heart. 他打电话给黄易聪,嘤嘤嘤的哭道:老黄啊,兄弟心里可苦了,就像喝了美式咖啡一样。 How Huang Yicong asked him. 黄易聪问他怎么了。 Young Master Feng said, I deepness that likes Qin Baobao loving, but Qin Ze is elder siscon, I cannot compare him, my whole life does not have to pursue to my Goddess. Right, this matter do not disclose, otherwise Goddess must get angry with me. 冯公子说,我爱秦宝宝爱的深沉,但秦泽是姐控,我比不上他,我这辈子都没希望追到我的女神。对了,这件事你别透露出去哦,不然女神要和我翻脸。 Huang Yicong said, Qin Ze was elder siscon this matter I have had long known. But this and you pursue Qin Baobao to have what relations, they are elder sister and younger brother, he becomes the qualifications of your love rival not to have. 黄易聪说,秦泽是姐控这件事我早就知道了。但这和你追求秦宝宝有什么关系,他俩是姐弟,他连成为你情敌的资格都没有。 Young Master Feng universality of contradictions, he thinks, right, how Qin Ze is elder siscon, why I want an iron meets the tough head-on with toughness with him, what I pursue is Qin Baobao, so long as Qin Baobao were not brocon on the line. 冯公子茅塞顿开,他想,对呀,秦泽是姐控又怎样,我干嘛要头铁的和他硬碰硬,我追求的是秦宝宝,只要秦宝宝不是弟控就行了呀。 Why does not know, initially knows Qin Ze is elder siscon, his subconscious regards the love rival who Qin Ze must eradicate, always felt , if no Qin Ze to be outstanding, Qin Baobao will not have a liking for him. 不知道为什么,当初知道秦泽是姐控,他下意识的就把秦泽当成了必须要铲除的情敌,总觉得如果没有秦泽优秀,秦宝宝就不会看上他。 Therefore this time, he goes all out promoting oneself external beautiful, strong, from over-indulgence in debauchery flower childe that the stature practices, turned into the sunlight male. 于是这段时间,他拼命把提升自己的外在美,把身材练的健硕强壮,从一个纵欲过度的花花公子,变成了阳光型男。 He is closing up to the Qin Ze's image. 他在向秦泽的形象靠拢。 „boss, film director is waiting outside.” The assistant knocks on a door, shouts outside. “老板,导演在外面等着了。”助理敲门,在外面喊道。 Young Master Feng sincere voice: „Knew, our goes to Tianfang.” 冯公子淳厚的嗓音:“知道了,咱们这就去天方。” Young Master Feng thinks, this position with little authority young master may do enough. 冯公子想,这冷板凳本少爷可做够了。