The Qin Ze heart is heavy, why I am depression-con this matter, everyone knew.( Harmonics) 秦泽心头沉甸甸的,为什么我是郁结控这件事,大家都知道了。(谐音) Is when was completely understood by Li Donglai that boy. 是什么时候被李东来那小子看透的。 The private affair that this type shoots bashfully, like „my looks handsome”, does not look at one, is well-known. 这种羞射的私事,可不像“我长的帅”那样,看一眼,就人尽皆知。 Obviously I camouflage is very good, I was very not long with elder sister smooch dá. 我明明伪装的很好呀,我都很久没和姐姐么么哒了。 „What has this word, miss.” Qin Ze „yeah”. “何出此言呐,姑娘。”秦泽“哎”一声。 Chen Qingyuan is shrivelled the small mouth: „Li Donglai said: Does not like you, possibly is pure does not like this, but does not like my younger sister not liking you, explained that the mentor taste is not on your group of young girls.” 陈清袁瘪着小嘴:“李东来说:不喜欢你,可能是单纯的不喜欢这一款,但不喜欢我妹又不喜欢你,说明师傅的口味不在你们这群少女身上嘛。” Chen Qingyuan also said: „He added: You think, Qin Baobao is his elder sister, a long-term life in the Mount Everest person, arrives at the prairie suddenly, will he adapt?” 陈清袁又道:“他还说:你们想想,秦宝宝是他姐,一个长期生活在珠穆朗玛峰的人,突然来到大草原,他会适应吗？” This apprentice I looks or cleans up, always felt his truth. 这徒弟我看还是清理掉吧,总感觉他真相了。 On the other hand, does my strongly fragrant elder siscon problem, when start? I have not scratched to realize completely. 话说回来,我郁姐控的毛病,什么时候开始的？我自己完全没擦觉到啊。 „Since you knew, I have nothing to explain.” Qin Ze puts out a hand, wants to pat her shoulder, thinks or considers as finished. “既然你都知道了,我也没什么好解释的。”秦泽伸手,想拍她肩膀,想想还是算了。 „You are really not the type that I like.” He said. “你真的不是我喜欢的类型。”他说。 Chen Qingyuan has detected Qin Ze's to suggest freely, somewhat was still depressed, lowers the head slightly, sad several seconds, she buoys up, proud throws out the chest: „Some day, I will also grow into that woman who you like. When the time comes will you accept me?” 陈清袁尽管早已察觉秦泽的暗示,仍然有些沮丧,微微低头,难过了几秒钟,她重新振作,骄傲的一挺胸:“有朝一日,我也会长成你喜欢的那种女人。到时候你会接受我吗？” The little misses supported A, again, also supported does not set out the scenery of person. 小姑娘撑死了a,再挺,也挺不出动人的风景。 „Cannot.” Qin Ze shakes the head. “不会的。”秦泽摇头。 Chen Qingyuan pours down to sob, the grievance said: „Why? At that time, have you turned into momcon?” 陈清袁泫然欲泣,委屈道:“为什么？难道那时候,你已经变成妈妈控了么？” Was this little miss the education piece of island country (Japan) looks? 这小姑娘是不是岛国的教育片看多了？ Qin Ze does not know whether to laugh or cry: „At that time, I became lolicon. You think that now I am young, therefore to is depression-con, when you grow into depressed, I am an uncle, the uncle should like loli being right, how otherwise to call strange lolicon old men. According to the psychology angle analysis , because ate some type of thing, can think changed the taste.” 秦泽哭笑不得:“那时候,我就成loli控了。你想啊,现在我还年轻,所以对是郁结控,等你长成郁结,我已经是大叔了,大叔就应该喜欢loli才对,不然怎么叫怪蜀黍呢。按照心理学角度分析,是因为吃多了某种事物,会想着换换口味。” The little misses petrify at the scene. 小姑娘当场石化。 The silent moment, she sniffed fiercely, bringing the weeping voice saying: „I know that Brother Qin you are deceiving me, you do not want to refuse me to make me sad, you are the person who sympathizes very much, first time meets obviously, you can, no matter my, but you stood. You do not need particularly to speak those words to me, but you said. I know, is good for me.” 沉默片刻,她猛一抽鼻子,带着哭腔说:“我知道秦哥你在骗我,你只是不想拒绝我让我伤心,你是个很体贴的人,明明第一次见面,你可以不管我的,可你还是站出来了。你也没必要特别跟我说那句话,可你还是说了。我知道,都是为了我好。” You like me are because I do sympathize? 你喜欢我是因为我体贴吗？ Ok, I change! 行,我改！ Except that looks handsome I have no way to change, other changes entirely. 除了长的帅我没法改,其他的统统改。 „I know, my like this young female student, in your eyes is very laughable, you like big elder sister, because their work is good, because of them with your table, I will access the net investigates passed/lived. But, was next year my also adult.” “我知道,我这样的小女生,在你们眼里是很可笑的,你们喜欢大姐姐,因为她们活儿好,因为她们会跟你们摇床,我上网都查过的。可是,可是明年我也成人了呀。” fuck me! 卧槽！ Chen Qingyuan you awake, the everything in disorder thing do not look too, you are young, please withdraw the words. 陈清袁你醒醒,乱七八糟的东西别看太多呀,你还小,请你把刚才的话撤回。 „Do not launch unlimitedly” “你不要无限制展开嘛” Chen Qingyuan makes an effort to shake the head, „I know that I am in your eyes insignificant, my what/anything little girl will not have no attraction in your eyes.” 陈清袁用力摇头,“我知道自己在你眼里微不足道,我这种什么都不会的小女孩在你眼里没有任何吸引力。” She, flowed off drop of tears: „But Brother Qin you know that in my eyes, you are a scenery. My unattainable scenery. I can only look from afar, by the beautiful scenery attraction and infatuated, actually can only look forever, looks in your world only has Sister Yu, without our little girl the place of taking shelter.” 她顿了顿,流下一滴泪:“可秦哥你知道吗,在我眼里,你是一道风景。我可望不可即的风景。我只能远远看着,被美丽的风景吸引、痴迷,却永远只能看着,看着你的世界里只有郁姐,没有我们这种小女孩的容身之处。” Talked here, has turned into the Chen Qingyuan monologue and outpouring. 谈话到这里,已经变成陈清袁的独白、倾诉。 These words suppressed in are very at heart long, in the message did not say, in the telephone does not dare saying that seized Qin Ze with great difficulty, how can not get a matter off one's chest. 这些话想必憋在心里很久了吧,短信里不好说,电话里更不敢说,好不容易逮住秦泽,怎能不一吐为快。 Qin Ze is listening silently, no longer interrupts, using temporarily as accompanied little miss sad spring/lust to injure the autumn, the words that should speak I had said that the good person card sent, you were so tenacious, what to do I can. 秦泽默默听着,不再插言,权当是陪着小姑娘悲春伤秋了一把,该说的话我已经说了,好人卡都发出去了,你这么固执,我能怎么办。 time can purple the grape, black auricularia auricula, naturally can also heal the scars in the young girl shy love receiving. 时间能紫了葡萄,黑了木耳,自然也能抚平少女青涩的爱情中受到的创伤。 That gives time. 那就交给时间吧。 So many big imperial capitals were cut to extinguish by the time, hasn't cut off black hair of your little miss? 这么多大帝都被时光斩灭了,难道还斩不断你一个小姑娘的青丝？ „I said.” The Chen Qingyuan twitched nose, the moist pupil stares at him: „Brother Qin, before I grow into Sister Yu, can you not get married?” “我说完了。”陈清袁抽了抽鼻子,湿润的眸子凝视他:“秦哥,在我长成郁姐之前,你能不结婚吗？” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Chen Qingyuan is blushing, said in a soft voice: „Married was also all right, can leave.” 陈清袁红着脸,轻声说:“结婚了也没事,可以离嘛。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” The thought after your eggs, compared with after me 90 returns marvel 你们蛋蛋后的思维,比我九零后还奇葩 Another side, Wang Zijin and aunt just trod the administrative building, shouted: „ballsack!” 另一边,王子衿和舅妈刚踏出行政楼,身后一声大喊:“球都麻袋！” headmaster stands in the stairway, pants, reveals two big nostrils, lifts the hand to do to detain the shape. 校长站在楼梯口,气喘吁吁,露两个大鼻孔,抬手做挽留状。 Turning head that Wang Zijin smiles, „āi yā, headmaster, do not deliver, do not deliver.” 王子衿笑眯眯的回头,“哎呀,校长,您别送,别送。” headmaster runs from the staircase, the belly is trembling, „do not walk, do not walk.” 校长从楼梯上跑下来,肚子颤巍巍,“您别走,别走。” „Do not see off to deliver, we are just about.” “别送别送,我们正要走。” „Do not walk do not walk, we continue to chat.” headmaster wiped the perspiration, looks distressed saying: „This matter, is our school processing is not very positive, we will certainly give the satisfactory answer, you could rest assured that relax. This makes the Sun Wenwen guardian come, this apology, this compensation compensation.” “别走别走,我们继续谈谈。”校长抹了把汗,愁眉苦脸道:“这件事呢,是我们学校处理不够积极,我们一定会给出满意的答复,您放心,放心啊。这就让孙雯雯的家长过来,该道歉道歉,该赔偿赔偿。” Aunt had a dumbfounded expression, cannot comprehend the headmaster suddenly attitude 360° shallowturn. 舅妈一脸懵逼,搞不懂校长忽然间态度三百六十度大转弯。 Wang Zijin sneers saying: „Who wants you to compensate, who wants you to apologize, did early.” 王子衿冷笑道:“谁要你赔偿,谁要你道歉,早干嘛去了。” The aunt drew her sleeves. 舅妈拉了拉她的衣袖。 headmaster does not get angry, instead is submissive: „Is the school work has not completed, I review, I engage in introspection, this woman comrade, I ensure later will not present similar event, the school must handle the campus violence event firmly.” 校长丝毫不怒,反而低声下气:“是学校工作没做好,我检讨,我反省,这位女同志啊,我保证,以后再也不会出现类似的事件了,学校要坚决处理校园暴力事件。” Wang Zijin icy say/way: „Was not I says you, your veteran comrade, the ideological consciousness waited for enhancing.” 王子衿冷冰冰道:“不是我说你,你这个老同志啊,思想觉悟有待提高。” The headmaster silent moment, the forced smile said: „Woman comrade said right, I review, review.” 校长沉默片刻,苦笑道:“女同志说得对,我检讨,检讨。” Immediately must meet, during this, has a wee bit minor matters, will be expanded infinitely, headmaster can only recognize instigated, he also wants to crawl again upward a position. 马上要开会了,这期间,出一丁点小事,就会被无限扩大,校长只能认怂,他还想再往上爬一个位置的。 At this time, Wang Zijin saw that Qin Ze led female younger cousin to return, immediately exposes the radiant smiling face, cast aside one side Comrade headmaster, moves forward to meet somebody. 这时,王子衿看到秦泽领着表妹返回,立刻展露璀璨笑容,把校长同志撇一边,迎了上去。 „How to be treating in the building?” Qin Ze looked at headmaster, said in a low voice: „Matter I solved, later some people will not bully my female younger cousin again.” “怎么不在楼上待着？”秦泽瞄了眼校长,低声道:“事情我解决了,以后不会再有人欺负我表妹。” Wang Zijin said with a smile: „A'Ze is really good, we go home.” 王子衿笑道:“阿泽真棒,我们回家呗。” Comrade headmaster approach: „That, this matter you look to be able” 校长同志迎上来:“那个,这件事你看能不能” Wang Zijin is putting on a serious face, „what matter? Without the matter.” 王子衿板着脸,“什么事？没有事。” headmaster dumbfounded, this saying what meaning, was said that this matter did settle? 校长懵逼,这话什么意思,是说这件事就此了结了？ Wang Zijin shows a smiling face: „headmaster has complied to handle this matter, the aunt may in later, guardian who waits for that school girl. A'Ze we first walk, my side must go to work.” 王子衿露出一个笑容:“校长已经答应会处理好这事儿,舅妈可能还要在待一会,等那个女学生的家长。阿泽我们先走吧,我那边还要上班呢。” Qin Ze looks at her several eyes, looking pensive. 秦泽看她几眼,若有所思。 „The aunt you waits again, we first went back, has the matter again to me the telephone.” “那舅妈你再等等吧,我们先回去了,有事再给我电话。” Qin Ze and Wang Zijin leave in the direction of school front door, Xu Yue waves fiercely, no matter also older male cousin can see. 秦泽和王子衿向着学校大门的方向离开,许悦猛挥手,也不管表哥能不能看见。 Here front leg just walked, school affairs head that headmaster that head, goes out to fish in troubled waters was summoned by a telephone. 这边前脚刚走,校长那头,出去浑水摸鱼的校务主任被一个电话召唤回来。 Similarly potbellied putting on weight middle-aged person, a big moon-face, looks to have the dignity. 同样大腹便便的发福中年人,一张大圆脸,看着颇具威严。 Dean looks at mother and daughter who the eye clung to for dear life hits rottenly, not too happy tone: „headmaster, I in the installation work, you gave to call me.” 教务主任瞄了眼死缠烂打的母女俩,不太高兴的语气:“校长,我在布置工作呢,你就把我给叫回来了。” headmaster pounds on the table, said loudly: „Here matter has not been solved, what do you arrange to work? What arranges to work?” 校长拍桌子,大声说:“这儿事情没解决,你布置什么工作？布置什么工作？” „headmaster, here can have anything.” Dean is confused. “校长,这儿能有什么事。”教务主任一头雾水。 The headmaster finger selects him, righteousness expression: „How your relative Sun Wenwen plans to process, bullies schoolmate, violates the school discipline, I looked that punished to the keeping after school observation.” 校长指头点他,义正言辞:“你那亲戚孙雯雯打算怎么处理,欺负同学,违反校纪,我看给个留校观察处分得了。” Dean is stunned, loudly said: „headmaster, how this can say bullies schoolmate, this is fights, both sides are responsible.” 教务主任愕然,大声道:“校长,这怎么能说欺负同学,这是打架,双方都有责任的。” „Words were not you say what/anything, was what/anything.” Tone that headmaster expects too much: „Above telephoned, Old Liu, you waited to be punished.” “话不是你说什么,就是什么。”校长恨铁不成钢的口气:“上头打电话过来了,老刘啊,你等着被处分吧。” The meaning in headmaster words, is very clear, this tells him, the opposite party above has the person. 校长话里的意思,已经很明白了,这是告诉他,对方上面有人啊。 A school affairs head face delay 校务主任一脸呆滞 „Did you telephone to look for the relations?” “你是不是打电话找关系了？” Qin Ze and Wang Zijin walk side-by-side, gave back to gate guard Qin eldest master the chest front sign, found time to ask one. 秦泽与王子衿并肩而行,把胸前的牌子还给门卫秦大爷,抽空问了一句。 „Un, knows that cannot hide the truth from you.” Wang Zijin said with a smile: „I have not bullied, I said is conscientious in discharging official duties.” “嗯,就知道瞒不过你。”王子衿笑道:“我没有仗势欺人哦,我说了公事公办的。” Qin Ze thought, I ask you to come, thinks that you bully, you do not need to explain. 秦泽心想,我找你来,就想你仗势欺人来着,你没必要解释吧。 „That Dean is definitely responsible, headmaster do not want to run, will have the trouble. However these I have not told him” Wang Zijin to stop fiercely, is not good, three or two sentence on exposed own bad mind. “那个教务主任肯定要负责任的,校长也别想跑,会有麻烦。不过这些我都没告诉他”王子衿猛地刹住,不好,三两句就暴露自己的坏心眼了。 „headmaster is not the good thing, bureaucrats protect one another.” Qin Ze has not noticed her difference, said toward Qin eldest master: „Qin eldest master, in middle school, when the gate guard does not have the meaning, goes to university, there is the good place.” “校长也不是啥好东西,官官相护。”秦泽没注意到她的异样,朝秦大爷说道:“秦大爷,在中学当门卫没意思的,去大学吧,那里才是好地方。” Qin eldest master smiled hē hē saying: „Couple days ago just looked for the relations, perhaps passed the time period really to go to university to work as the gate guard.” 秦大爷笑呵呵道:“前几天刚找关系呢,过阵子没准就真的去大学当门卫了。” Qin Ze gave the thumbs-up toward him, left the school. 秦泽朝他竖大拇指,离开了学校。 elder sister's little red BMW stops in the university entrance roadside. 姐姐的小红马停在大学门口的路边。 She is lowering the head to play the cell phone, bringing the earphone, Qin Ze to knock several glasses, she heard, to lower the glass: „Was matter solved?” 她正低头玩手机,带着耳机,秦泽敲了几次车窗,她才听见,降下车窗:“事情解决了？” „Small gift.” Qin Ze circles another side, seats co-pilot position, takes up elder sister that scarlet red shortfall windbreaker conveniently. “小意思。”秦泽绕到另一边,坐进副驾位,顺手拿起姐姐那件深红色短款风衣。 The Qin Baobao depth azure V-neck textiles, the chest front is tall and straight, the small waist is slender, puts on the both legs of pencil trousers to be clear. 秦宝宝穿深青色v领针织衫,胸前挺拔,小腰纤细,穿铅笔裤的双腿圆润修长。 „That elder sister must encourage your.” The Qin Baobao dimple like the flower, the corner of the eye split vision, glimpses Wang Zijin to look at itself fiercely. Immediately lives, said: „Zijin, on the vehicle did not have the water, you went to the trunk to help me take.” “那姐姐要鼓励你一下。”秦宝宝笑靥如花,眼角余光,猛地瞥见王子衿在看自己。立刻顿住,说道:“子衿,车上没水了,你去后备箱帮我拿一下。” „Oh.” Wang Zijin that butt has not gotten warm has to get out. “噢。”屁股没坐热的王子衿只好下车。 „elder sister kisses reward one fragrant.” “姐姐香吻奖励一个。” The big light bulb of being an eyesore walked, Qin Baobao did not have to dread, collected, made an effort „bo” in the Qin Ze left face. 碍眼的大灯泡走了,秦宝宝没了忌惮,凑过来,在秦泽左脸用力“啵”一口。 „The right also comes.” Qin Ze obsessive compulsive disorder violated, has leaned the right face. “右边也来一下。”秦泽强迫症犯了,侧过右脸。 elder sister in right face also „bo”. 姐姐就在右脸也“啵”一口。 „That does here also come one?” Qin Ze referred to own mouth. “那这里也来一个？”秦泽指了指自己的嘴。 The trunk curls upwards, Wang Zijin cannot see the scene in car(riage). 后备箱翘起来,王子衿看不到车里的情景。 „Does not want, you roll.” Qin Baobao shoves open his face. “不要,你滚。”秦宝宝推开他的脸。 Qin Ze said does not want time, elder sister likes playing the hooligan. Qin Ze said wants time, elder sister pretends to shoot bashfully. 秦泽说不要不要的时候,姐姐就喜欢耍流氓。秦泽说要的时候,姐姐就假装羞射。 The women are so artificial. 女人就这么矫情。 Qin Ze grasps a palm of the hand big Rem office, loses in the elder sister chest front, Rem is flown to the ball by the astonishing elasticity. 秦泽抓起一个巴掌大的雷姆手办,丢在姐姐胸前,雷姆被惊人的弹性给弹飞。 „Loses Rem toward you.” “朝你丢雷姆。” elder sister is angry, lowers the head to pick up, throws, „Rem did not speak, the backhand gave you an iron hammer.” 姐姐大怒,低头捡起,扔回去,“雷姆不说话,反手给你一铁锤。” Rem pounds on the Qin Ze head, separates. 雷姆砸在秦泽脑袋上,又弹开。 elder sister and younger brother two snatch Rem, the elder sister skill does not have younger brother to be agile, has not rushed. 姐弟俩去抢雷姆,姐姐身手没弟弟利索,没抢着。 Qin Ze said: „The opposite party catches Rem, and did crisply, then throws a throwing knife to you.” 秦泽说:“对方接住雷姆,并且干了爽,然后对你丢出一把飞刀。” He pounds Rem on the elder sister chest. 他又把雷姆砸在姐姐胸上。 Wang Zijin carried three bottles of water to come back, hearing in the car(riage) the pā pā pā sound, elder sister and younger brother two to hit. 王子衿拎着三瓶水回来,听见车里啪啪啪的声音,姐弟俩已经打起来了。 Slaughters in small space, whispers in somebody's ear and pokes the nostril, to hit butt, the 18 skill in Wushu. 在小小的空间里厮杀,咬耳朵、戳鼻孔、打屁股,十八般武艺。 Really is frigid. 甚是惨烈。 „Does does.” Wang Zijin helplessly said: „Does not pay attention, you did.” “干嘛呢干嘛呢。”王子衿无奈道:“一个不留神,你们又干上了。” elder sister and younger brother two cease all activities immediately. 姐弟俩立刻偃旗息鼓。 Qin Ze rubbed the face, „has not done, but was bitten two by the mosquito.” 秦泽揉了揉脸,“没干,只是被蚊子叮了两口。” Qin Baobao snort/hum said: „Was arched two butt by the pig.” 秦宝宝哼道:“被猪拱了两下屁股。” She rubbed buttock. 她揉了揉屁股蛋。