Two people lie on the bed, is covering with the same quilt, on two pillows is putting two heads, each other staring. 两人躺在床上,盖着同一张被子,两只枕头上放着两颗脑袋,彼此凝视。 elder sister and younger brother two are silent, by the meaningful and affectionate look staring opposite party. 姐弟俩沉默着,以隽永而深情的眼神凝视对方。 Then on the Qin Baobao face climbs up quickly wipes bright red, dangling vision. 然后秦宝宝脸上很快爬上一抹嫣红,垂下目光。 I won! 我赢了！ Qin Ze thinks with joy. 秦泽喜滋滋地想。 Before ten -year-old , they play this weak game frequently, pinches by the look mutually, who first lowers the head who loses. Usually is elder sister wins, small Qin Ze shy low vision. 十岁前他们经常玩这种幼稚的游戏,以眼神互掐,谁先低头谁就输。通常都是姐姐获胜,小秦泽羞涩的低下目光。 At the present the geomancy transfers in turn, bullies the youngster to be poor not, the ancient does not bully me honestly. 而今风水轮流转,莫欺少年穷,古人诚不欺我。 Qin Baobao draws in the quilt, covers half head, said in a low voice: „Really warm, a person rests, how to cover not the hot quilt, results in the air conditioning.” 秦宝宝把被子拉上,盖住半个脑袋,低声说:“真暖和诶,一个人睡的时候,怎么都捂不热被子,得开空调。” „You are not and Sister Zijin rest.” Qin Ze wonders to say. “你不是和子衿姐睡吗。”秦泽纳闷道。 Qin Baobao: „......” 秦宝宝:“……” Can chat, small rascal. 会不会聊天的,小赤佬。 „A our bed quilt.” The elder sister supercilious look said. “我们一人一床被子。”姐姐白眼道。 The Qin Baobao foot strokes gently the calf of younger brother, chortles: „A'Ze, your leg hair Haoshao, smooth is like the woman.” 秦宝宝脚丫子摩挲弟弟的小腿,咯咯笑:“阿泽,你腿毛好少,光溜溜的和女人一样。” „Heard that leg hair less/small, the desire is weak, Host, I know you probably, when salted fish truth.” system said: „You are that anything are desolate.” “听说腿毛少,欲望弱,宿主,我好像知道你当咸鱼的真相了。”系统说:“你是那啥冷淡么。” „Your mother, leaves the sudden sudden rising, frightened to urinate I.” Qin Ze thought that the heart twitches ruthlessly. “你妈嗨,别突然诈尸,吓尿我了。”秦泽觉得心脏狠狠抽搐一下。 „I had a few words to say.” Qin Ze said. “我有一句话很想说。”秦泽道。 „Mmp?” system said. “mmp？”系统道。 „It is not, I am thinking, in the brain has your such thing, later I and wife pā pā time, some feeling people are looking on, the pressure is big.” “并不是,我在想,脑子里有你这么个东西,以后我和媳妇啪啪的时候,就感觉有人在旁观,心理压力好大的。” system: „......” 系统:“……” „This issue is not good to reply, allowing me to hesitate.” system silent several seconds: „Will you look at the animal world?” “这个问题不好回答,容我沉吟。”系统沉默几秒:“你会看动物世界吗？” „In childhood must watch the program, can like.” “小时候必看节目,可以喜欢了。” „Have you looked at the animal copulation?” “那你看过动物交配吗？” „Has looked, no feeling, was inferior that the island action movie is big to my stimulation.” “看过,没啥感觉,不如岛国动作片给我的刺激大。” „You must have the feeling, I also admire you am a man.” system said: „Likewise, you in my eyes, with looking at the animal copulation are the same. Although I am the artificial intelligence, but in I establish, without the seven emotions and six sensory pleasures, Host you and female biological pā pā, me, like looking at an animal copulation...... Host, you were distracted?” “你要有感觉,我还佩服你是条汉子。”系统说:“同理,你们在我眼里,就和看动物交配一样。虽然我是人工智能,但在我设定里,没有七情六欲,宿主你和雌性生物啪啪,于我而言,就像看一场动物交配……宿主,你走神了？” Qin Ze: „......” 秦泽:“……” Qin Ze has not responded it, looks the own elder sister as pretty as a flower enchanting cheek, why does not know, mind like still water. 秦泽没搭理它,看着自家姐姐如花似玉的妖娆脸蛋,不知道为什么,心如止水的很。 Especially low force system, several words destroy the thing that my whole life most longs. 特么的low逼系统,几句话摧毁了我这辈子最渴望的东西。 „What did I speak incorrectly? Host, your present brain wave is especially strange, has tended to the straight line, do your such words, how later trigger quest?” “我说错了什么嘛？宿主,你现在的脑电波格外诡异,已经趋于直线,你这样的话,以后如何触发任务？” „Host? Host?” “宿主？宿主？” „Other bì bì, my Great Sage Who is Equal to Heaven was not easy, you executed me not to lose heart, but can also destroy me not to extinguish the body?” Qin Ze to oneself head a slap, when hit system. “别哔哔了,我齐天大圣也不容易,你诛了我不死心,还要毁我不灭躯吗？”秦泽给自己脑瓜一巴掌,就当打系统了。 „Does.” Qin Baobao rubs the head of younger brother. “干嘛呢。”秦宝宝揉揉弟弟的脑袋。 „Don't you different have the leg wool?” Qin Ze also wants to stroke gently the elder sister's leg with the foot, but she puts on pajamas pajamas. “你自己不一样没腿毛？”秦泽也想用脚丫子摩挲姐姐的腿,但她穿着睡衣睡裤。 „elder sister is Little Immortal Fairy, surely does not have leg wool type of thing.” Qin Baobao drum cheek. “姐姐是小仙女吗,肯定没腿毛这种东西。”秦宝宝鼓腮。 „You are Little Immortal Fairy, I? We are also not a mother live.” Qin Ze funny pinches the elder sister cheek. “你是小仙女,那我呢？咱们还不是一个妈生的。”秦泽好笑的捏姐姐脸蛋。 Qin Baobao shrank the head, thin inaudible sound: „It is not oh.” 秦宝宝缩了缩脑袋,细不可闻的声音:“不是哦。” „What?” “什么？” „No.” Qin Baobao turns over, gives him a back of the head: „Rests, tomorrow will go home.” “没什么。”秦宝宝翻个身,给他一个后脑勺:“睡吧,明天回家。” 11 moon/month 26, the flight of 7 : 00 am. 十一月二十六号的,早上 7 点的航班。 Airplane 8:40 lands on the Pudong airport, Qin Baobao brings the sunglasses, the woman service cap, in addition mask. For all this, the long leg slender waist curls upwards the butt stature always to annoy the person to pay attention. 飞机八点四十降落在浦东机场,秦宝宝带着墨镜,女士大檐帽,外加一副口罩。尽管如此,长腿纤腰翘屁股的身材总能惹人关注。 This woman stature old was overbearing. 这女人身材老霸道了。 Qin Ze also wore the sunglasses, elder sister spent 200 silver yuan to buy for him from the Taibei night market, „insurance lived” the sunglasses, proper „guaranteed Saint” pirating. However temporarily uses, Qin Ze did not blame the shopping that elder sister was not so distracted. 秦泽也戴了墨镜,姐姐花两百大洋从台北夜市给他买的,“保生”牌太阳镜,妥妥的“保圣”牌盗版。不过临时使用,秦泽也就不责怪姐姐如此不走心的购物了。 Got down the ferry car(riage), Qin Baobao let manager and assistant goes various home respectively, looked for various mothers respectively. They travel by the elevator to walk toward the embarking mouth. 下了摆渡车,秦宝宝就让经纪人和助理各回各家,各找各妈。她俩搭乘电梯往出发口走。 „Zijin, which gate are you at?” “子衿,你在哪号门？” „No. 2 gate.” “二号门。” „Walks the dessert, that is the gate of flying inland, Hong Kong , Taiwan after 13 th , opened far away quickly.” Qin Baobao criticizes bosom friend. “走点心啊,那是飞内地的门,港台在13号以后,老远了,快开过来。”秦宝宝批评闺蜜。 „Knows that I not familiar Pudong airport.” Wang Zijin said suffering. “知道啦,那我又不熟悉浦东机场。”王子衿委屈的说。 Two people in the entrance waited for several minutes, little red BMW slow You You (long and leisurely) to open, Wang Zijin got out, beckoned fiercely. 两人在门口等了几分钟,小红马慢悠悠开过来,王子衿下车,猛招手。 Sister Zijin runs over, stretches out the arms, must come a hug. 子衿姐跑过来,张开双臂,要来一个拥抱。 Moving forward to meet somebody of Qin Baobao smiling face whole face. 秦宝宝笑容满脸的迎上去。 A Wang Zijin corner, dries in the sun bosom friend in the one side, hugs with Qin Ze: „A'Ze, remembered elder sister.” 王子衿一个拐弯,把闺蜜晾在一旁,和秦泽拥抱一下:“阿泽,想起姐姐了。” Qin Baobao awkward standing in same place, clenches jaws. 秦宝宝尴尬的站在原地,咬牙切齿。 This woman, retaliates herself to criticize her intentionally. 这女人故意的,报复自己批评她。 The narrow-mindedness and retaliation of heart woman cannot give up, Wang Zijin throws to Qin Ze the car(riage) key, wants to be loaf, oneself open vice- to harness the place to sit, but Qin Baobao first step, uses itself „advantageously” the outstanding buttocks, coming a move of Divine Dragon to fishtail, hit to stagger Wang Zijin, oneself however seated co-pilot position leisurely. 女人的小心眼和报复心绝不会善罢甘休,王子衿把车钥匙抛给秦泽,想偷个懒,自己打开副驾座坐进去,但秦宝宝抢先一步,利用自己“得天独厚”的翘臀,来一招神龙摆尾,将王子衿撞了个踉跄,自己施施然坐进副驾位。 Wang Zijin thinking bitterly, is butt greatly great? Is the chest greatly great? Sooner or later marries you. 王子衿恨恨的想,屁股大了不起？胸脯大了不起？迟早把你嫁出去。 Suffering sneaking in back seat. 委委屈屈的钻进后座。 little red BMW leaves the airport, is thinking the family/home dozens kilometers away expunges. 小红马驶离机场,想着几十公里外的家开去。 Qin Baobao opens the potato chips that one bag of Taiwan buy, puffs and blows to gnaw, does not forget to feed younger brother several, stimulates Wang Zijin intentionally: „Taiwan is really good, fun, A'Ze oh!” 秦宝宝打开一袋宝岛买的薯片,吭哧吭哧啃起来,不忘喂弟弟几口,故意刺激王子衿:“宝岛真不错啊,好玩,阿泽噢！” „Also good.” Qin Ze gives critical appraisal, has not actually paid attention to the back row Sister Zijin to roll the eyes. “还不错。”秦泽给出中肯评价,却没注意后排的子衿姐直翻白眼。 „We made many pictures, is late looks to you.” Qin Baobao said. “我们拍了好多照片,晚点给你看。”秦宝宝说。 I do not look. 我才不看。 Wang Zijin said: „Eats what/anything, I must eat.” 王子衿说:“吃什么呢,我也要吃。” „You do not come the relative today, eats what between-meal snack, the careful maternal aunt leans to leak.” Qin Baobao retaliation. “你今天不是来亲戚吗,吃什么零食,小心姨妈侧漏。”秦宝宝打击报复。 „You roll.” Wang Zijin kicked a foot seat. “你滚。”王子衿踢了一脚座椅。 If we had known should not scratch butt for this black heart's maggot, elder sister and younger brother two go to the Taiwan traveling the time, online has several days, in black Qin Baobao, has played the same old tune to say her to leech on moneybags, said that she and Star Skills high level flirts with the eyes, does not need the evidence in any case, to be how black how. 早知道就不该替这个黑了心的蛆擦屁股,姐弟俩去宝岛旅游的时候,网上有几天,一直在黑秦宝宝,老调重弹说她傍大款,说她和星艺高层眉来眼去,反正不需要证据,怎么黑怎么来。 Should be envies the person who the envy hates in smearing ink Qin Baobao, the entertainment world commonly seen matter. 应该是羡慕嫉妒恨的人在抹黑秦宝宝,娱乐圈司空见惯的事情。 So long as there is a celebrity fire, definitely whether there is good media ficticious „exploded black material” to come the abundant eyeball, or the competitor bought news smearing ink. Wang Zijin is so long in Internet company assignment, clear that routine touches. 只要有明星火了,肯定会有无良媒体子虚乌有的“爆黑料”来博眼球,或者竞争对手买新闻抹黑。王子衿在网络媒体公司任职这么久,套路摸的门儿清。 She has also written similar article, black Xu Lu's, before mainly cannot get used to seeing her, suppresses Qin Baobao. 她也写过类似的文章,黑徐璐的,主要是看不惯她以前打压秦宝宝。 The editor-in-chief read the Wang Zijin's article, startled was the Celestial, the praise said: „The article does not see black, the character character belt/bring is black, the article contains killing intentions, black nature, black harmony. Zijin you are the inborn black mole, next month will be promoted to you.” 主编看了王子衿的文章,惊为天人,夸奖说:“通篇不见黑,却字字带黑,文章蕴含杀机,黑的自然,黑的和谐。子衿你是天生的黑子啊,下个月给你升职。” Before Qin Ze, asked her curiously, how to be promoted is so quick. 秦泽之前好奇问她,怎么升职这么快。 The Wang Zijin silent did not answer, cannot say, I was the inborn black mole, the black person black was very harmonious, therefore I was promoted. 王子衿闭口不答,总不能说,我是天生的黑子,黑人黑的很和谐,所以我升职了。 Wang Zijin calls some Shanghai radio and TV leader, before under father, the radio and TV leader was glad is the eldest miss potency, on the same day gave that several Internet to issue the warning document, the miserable this matter chokes to death in the cradle. 王子衿打电话给沪市广电某领导,以前老爸麾下的一个喽啰,广电领导很乐意为大小姐效力,当天就给那几家网络媒体发了警告文件,惨这件事掐死在摇篮里。 Wang Zijin thinks, Qin Ze this salted fish, must grow, the long road does not have the end endlessly, before then, she can escort time for Qin Baobao. 王子衿想,秦泽这条咸鱼,要成长起来,长路漫漫无尽头,在此之前,她可以为秦宝宝保驾护航一段时间。 For these days she contacted with the father to keep the human relations of Shanghai actively, prevented the Zhang Family person to do the matter, but estimated that the violent storm has not come, it seems like Zhang Ling that girl does not dare to tear to pieces the facial skin with, she must really do the matter, Wang Zijin flies Capital City to go to the fan her big slap in the face, airplane ticket money prepares. 这几天她积极联系老爸留在沪市的人脉关系,预防张家的人搞事情,不过预想中的狂风暴雨没来,看来张灵那丫头不敢和自己撕破脸皮,她要真搞事情,王子衿就飞京城去扇她大耳刮子,机票钱都准备好了。 As some Capital City small group reputation illustrious black heart female, she lives up to one's words. 作为京城某个小圈子名声赫赫的黑心女,她说到做到。 With tall Bige the view: Does not say that you have not been forewarned. 用高逼格的说法:勿谓言之不预也。 Own black belly attribute, unless it is absolutely essential, cannot expose in front of Qin Ze, Qin Baobao is knows that but Wang Zijin believes bosom friend affectionate, Qin Baobao will not betray itself. 自己的腹黑属性,不到万不得已,不能在秦泽面前暴露,秦宝宝是知道的,但王子衿相信闺蜜情深,秦宝宝不会出卖自己。 In goes home, Wang Zijin wrests away the Qin Ze's notebook, said that must watch the Golden Melody Award high-definition video. 回到家里,王子衿霸占秦泽的笔记本,说要观看金曲奖高清视频。 Yesterday after live broadcast finished, mainland with on the shelf. 昨天直播结束后,大陆这边就跟着上架了。 The program comes out, immediately receives the attention of general netizen. 节目一出来,立刻收到广大网友的关注。 Qin Ze was also hot, the dolphin sound reappeared, the netizens startled were the Celestials, shouted loudly: „Worthily is First Quick Shooter.” 秦泽又火了一把,海豚音再现,网友们惊为天人,高呼:“不愧是第一快枪手。” Fierce fierce. 厉害厉害。 Qin Ze looks the barrage hikes up densely packed „the Quick Shooter match is high.”, „Quick Shooter lives up to reputation” and „Quick Shooter nicely done”, suddenly feels the world to be insipid, the life is quite senseless. 秦泽看着弹幕飘起密密麻麻的“快枪手赛高。”、“快枪手名不虚传”和“快枪手666”,忽然觉得世界索然无味,人生好无趣。 Qin Baobao schadenfreude, laughs loudly. 秦宝宝幸灾乐祸,捧腹大笑。 „I am Quick Shooter, are you happy?” Qin Ze angrily said. “我是快枪手,你开心？”秦泽怒道。 Qin Baobao thinks, this word is rational, angrily said: „This crowd of prick, cursed me...... younger brother.” 秦宝宝一想,此言有理,怒道:“这群王八蛋,诅咒我……弟弟。” Wang Zijin envied said: „Sang really well, I must be able to sing am so good, have a dream smile to awake.” 王子衿羡慕的说:“唱得真好,我要能唱这么好,做梦都笑醒。” On the other hand, Sister Zijin does not seem to sing. 诶,话说回来,子衿姐似乎从来没唱过歌。 „The Sister Zijin sound is so of pleasant to hear, sings of pleasant to hear definitely.” Qin Ze flattered. “子衿姐声音这么好听,唱歌肯定也好听。”秦泽吹捧。 „Right, Zijin sang is very of pleasant to hear.” Qin Baobao echoes. “对对,子衿唱歌很好听。”秦宝宝附和。 „But they said that I sang to lack musical sense, but I could not feel.” Wang Zijin heaved a sigh. “可他们都说我唱歌五音不全,但我自己感觉不出来。”王子衿唉声叹气。 „They are envy the envy to hate, Zijin comes sonorous singing one.” Qin Baobao instigates. “她们是羡慕嫉妒恨,子衿来清唱一段。”秦宝宝怂恿。 Always feels old sis to harbor evil intentions, Qin Ze thinks. 总感觉老姐居心叵测,秦泽想。 The people of lacking musical sense cannot listen to own issue, just like the cook bad people did not feel the meal that oneself make is unpalatable, and has not permitted others not to say delicious. 五音不全的人都听不出自己的问题,正如厨艺差的人都不觉得自己做的菜难吃,并且还不准别人说不好吃。 Qin Ze thinks cook syrup self-confident Pei Nanman, forced oneself to look cheerful to say each time: „The vegetable/dish that sister-in-law/little aunt stirs fry is really delicious” Li Donglai older brother and younger sister. 秦泽想到了厨艺蜜汁自信的裴南曼,还有每次强颜欢笑说:“小姨炒的菜真好吃”的李东来兄妹。 Sister Zijin singing sound...... 子衿姐的歌声…… Wang Zijin is happy: „I sang Blue and White Porcelain, I most liked this song.” 王子衿开心道:“那我唱一段青花瓷,我最喜欢这首歌。” Opens the throat to choose such difficult song? 一开嗓就选这么难的歌？ Blue and White Porcelain must sing the flavor to come, tests the art or technique of singing very much. 青花瓷要唱出味道来,很考验唱功的。 „Vegetarian embryo outlined the tobacco mosaic...... the tip to downturn...... Wang Zijin serious opening to sing thickly”, on the face brimmed with the syrup to be self-confident: „Peony of bottle body description...... one such as beginning you makeup......” “素胚勾勒出青花……笔锋浓转淡……”王子衿一本正经的开唱,脸上洋溢着蜜汁自信:“瓶身描绘的牡丹……一如你初妆……” This far more than lacks musical sense, no sang simply in the accent. 这何止是五音不全,简直没一句唱在调上。 As Blue and White Porcelain „original man”, the Qin Ze innermost feelings are what kind of fuck me! 身为青花瓷的“原创者”,秦泽内心是何等的卧槽！ Qin Baobao represses laughter to endure quite laborious, does not endure simply, toward sofa, laughs loudly: „My ear must be pregnant, hā hā hā......” 秦宝宝忍笑忍的好辛苦,索性不忍了,往沙发一趟,捧腹大笑:“我的耳朵要怀孕了,哈哈哈……” Wang Zijin stares, looks at a Qin Ze face collapse again the expression, immediately comprehended bosom friend routine. 王子衿一愣,再看秦泽一脸崩坏的表情,顿时领悟到了闺蜜的套路。 Therefore Qin Ze the short distance appreciated ripping of Wang Family little elder sister and little elder sister compels the war. 于是秦泽又近距离欣赏到了王家小姐姐和自家小姐姐的撕逼大战。 It is a pity that approximately in the winter, cannot see the scenery that the elder sisters spring scenery releases for the first time now. 遗憾的是现在大约在冬季,看不见姐姐们春光乍泄的风景。