Uh...... 呃...... Qin Ze is disinclined to explain with the woman who the reporter dresses up at present, along with her misunderstood, obviously but elder sister thought were more, she was the public figure, even if were not high in Taiwan popular, but once on news what/anything, always some people can recognize her, or recognized Qin Ze, that Qin Ze's words were improper. They travel secretly have not told old gentleman and Mother Qin, said that participates in Golden Melody Award, if the video by the screenshot, the class/flow arrived at the mainland, can it be that old gentleman must have a fit of bad temper. 秦泽只是懒得和眼前记者打扮的女人解释,随她误会好了,可姐姐显然想的更多,她是公众人物,哪怕在宝岛人气不高,可一旦上新闻什么的,总有人能认出她,或者认出秦泽,那秦泽的话就不妥了。他俩偷偷来旅游也没告诉老爷子和秦妈,就说去参加金曲奖,万一视频被截图,流到大陆,老爷子莫不是要炸毛。 The young woman raises a smiling face: „Hello, I am bay bay stage reporter Li You, can make a simple interview to you?” 年轻女人扬起一个笑容:“你好,我是湾湾台记者李悠,能对你们做个简单的采访吗？” Qin Ze looks at elder sister, elder sister is sideways, does not make the camera pat to own face, has not seen the younger brother inquiry the look. 秦泽看姐姐,姐姐侧着身,不让摄影机拍到自己的脸,也就没看到弟弟询问的眼神。 „Good.” “好吧。” Li You was answered the affirmation, delighted, gathers in front of Qin Ze the microphone, „hello/you good, how to call.” 李悠得到肯定答复,喜出望外,把话筒凑到秦泽面前,“你好,怎么称呼。” „my name is Qin!” “我姓秦！” „Mr. Qin, how do you contradiction to the recent mainland and Taiwan see?” Li You asked a sensitive issue. “秦先生,你对最近大陆和宝岛的矛盾怎么看？”李悠提了个敏感问题。 The news wants the abundant eyeball, becomes the hot spot, naturally rushes to the most controversial topic to go popularly, before reporters interviewed the mainland tourist, liked asking them: How you feel Taiwan. 新闻要博眼球,成为热点,当然是奔着最热门最有争议的话题去,以前记者们采访大陆游客,喜欢问他们:你们觉得宝岛怎么样。 The mainland tourist said, Taiwan is good, Taiwan is beautiful and rich. 大陆游客说,宝岛好呀,宝岛富饶美丽。 After the news broadcasts, Taiwan person with having glory, is happy, is just like the American to go to China, said that China is really good, Long live China. 新闻播出后,宝岛人与有荣焉,非常开心,好比米国人跑到中国,说中国真好,中国万岁。 Instantaneously people crisply to G-spot. 瞬间把国人爽到g点。 In recent years, the mainland tourist who said are getting fewer and fewer, the Taiwan person was also tired, the topic that therefore the reporters interviewed also changed. 近几年,这么说的大陆游客越来越少,宝岛人也听腻了,所以记者们采访的话题也变了。 „Taiwan is China.” Qin Ze said. “宝岛是中国的。”秦泽说。 The stereotyped reply, each Mainlanders said. Li You asked again: 千篇一律的回答,每个大陆人都这么说。李悠再问: „What other views do you have?” “您有什么其他看法吗？” „Taiwan is China.” “宝岛是中国的。” Li You: „You......” 李悠:“你......” Qin Ze: „Taiwan is China.” 秦泽:“宝岛是中国的。” „What concrete view do you have and opinion?” Li You helplessly said. “您有什么具体的看法和意见吗？”李悠无奈道。 Qin Ze coughs, „that I said two casually.” 秦泽咳嗽一声,“那我随便说两句。” The Li You exciting nod, making the camera nearer. 李悠兴奋点头,让摄影机近一些。 Qin Ze loudly said: „One: The principle is firm, goal is practical: Insisting that one-China principle does not vacillate.” 秦泽大声道:“一:原则坚定、目标务实:坚持一个中国原则不动摇。” „Two: Is citizen-centric, Whalley compatriots in Taiwan: Implements „ places hopes in the Taiwan people” policy, fully respects, trusts and depends upon the Taiwan compatriots, solves the compatriots in Taiwan issue of concern by any means possible, considers and safeguards the legitimate rights and interests of compatriots in Taiwan. ” “二:以民为本、惠利台胞:贯彻“寄希望于台湾人民”的方针,充分尊重、信赖、依靠台湾同胞,千方百计解决台胞关心的问题,照顾和维护台胞的正当权益。” „Three: The expanded exchange, deepens the economics and trade: Actively carries out both banks inter-party to exchange the consensus.” “三:扩大交流、深化经贸:积极落实两岸党际交流共识。” „Four: Stops alone by law, presses by law with......” “四:以法遏独,以法促和......” Li You has to break him, said with a smile: „You, are you that side the mainland official?” 李悠不得不打断他,强笑道:“您,您是大陆那边的公务员吗？” Qin Ze said: „It is not, I am only the young common people.” 秦泽道:“并不是,我只是小老百姓。” Li You thought, little deceived me, can the young common people come out the Taiwan policy back? When my fool. 李悠心想,少骗我了,小老百姓能把对台政策背出来？当我傻子啊。 She a little regretted to interview Qin Ze, the feeling was always flickers, although he was seemingly young. 她有点后悔采访秦泽了,感觉是个老忽悠,尽管他看起来年纪不大。 „You reduce to the mainland tourist, does the Taiwan sightseeing income sharply fall largely, what view has? Is reason that because recent both banks have clashes of opinion?” Li You asked the Taiwan people issue of concern. “那你对大陆游客减少,宝岛观光收益大幅锐减,有什么看法？是不是因为最近两岸闹矛盾的原因？”李悠问出了宝岛人民都关心的问题。 „I feel not,” Qin Ze said: „Mainland people's livelihood condition is not that liberal, after all we cannot eat the tea-flavored boiled egg.” “我觉得不是,”秦泽说:“大陆人民生活条件也不是那么优渥,毕竟我们吃不起茶叶蛋。” Li You thinks, you acknowledged finally. 李悠想,你们终于承认了。 „Does your belt/bring girlfriend come to Taiwan to play, has to plan to buy the luxury goods?” “你这次带女友来台湾玩,有打算买奢侈品吗？” „Has not planned to buy too, our mainland does not have the credit card after all, the cash belt/bring are too many are not convenient.” Qin Ze worried say/way. “没打算买太多,毕竟我们大陆没有信用卡,现金带太多不方便。”秦泽苦恼道。 „Pū......” Qin Baobao could not bear, laughter during a performance. “噗......”秦宝宝没忍住,笑场了。 Li You has not paid attention, on this younger sister face the reappearing exciting look, thought, bumped into one to dare to say the Mainlanders of truth rarely. 李悠没注意,这妹子脸上浮现兴奋神色,心想,难得碰到一个敢说真话的大陆人。 „Heard that the mainland recent stock market is very hot, the bulk lots rise to 4,000 are many, set a record high, the Mainlanders joins in the stock market, and makes money. But some experts pointed out, this is the rumor, real?” Li You also asked. “听说大陆最近股市很火,大盘涨到四千多,创历史新高,大陆人纷纷投身股市,并且赚了钱。但有专家指出,这是谣言,请问是真的吗？”李悠又问。 „Is actual and fictitious,” Qin Ze shrugs: „Some people make money naturally some people in arrears, but a stock market situation excellence.” “有真有假,”秦泽耸耸肩:“有人赚钱当然有人亏钱,不过股市形势一片大好。” „That Mr. Qin do you have to speculate in the stock market? Also yielded the big income?” The Li You vision is looking straight ahead him, if this Mainlanders lies, she can distinguish immediately. “那秦先生你有炒股吗？又获得了多大的收益呢？”李悠目光直视着他,如果这个大陆人说谎,她能立刻分辨出来。 „As eating the tea-flavored boiled egg, cannot use the Mainlanders of credit card, I set a small target for myself.” The Qin Ze serious expression said. “作为吃不起茶叶蛋,用不起信用卡的大陆人,我为自己订了一个小目标。”秦泽严肃的表情说。 „What small target?” Li You impatient questioning. “什么小目标？”李悠迫不及待的追问。 „A month gains one hundred million.” Qin Ze serene expression. “一个月赚一个亿。”秦泽云淡风轻的表情。 Qin Baobao is covering the belly, the fragrant shoulder rustlings to shiver. 秦宝宝捂着肚子,香肩瑟瑟颤抖。 Air peace suddenly, the Li You expression delay, does not know how should deal. 空气忽然的安静,李悠表情呆滞,不知该如何应对。 The experts said right, they like boasting. 专家说的没错,他们都喜欢吹牛。 „Very much, thanked you to accept the interview of our television station very much, then did not disturb Mr. Qin and your girlfriend played, sees again.” Li You greeted the cameraman to leave. “很,很感谢你接受我们电视台的采访,那么不打扰秦先生和你女朋友游玩了,再见。”李悠招呼摄像师离开。 „Didn't continue to interview?” The cameramen asked her. “不继续采访了吗？”摄像师问她。 „Does not use.” Li You said excitedly: Several other Mainlanders who „before asked that replied that the way of issue was too conservative, did not like exchanging with us. Having this was good, the topic was enough, I go back to catch up with the manuscript.” “不用了。”李悠兴奋道:“之前问的其他几个大陆人,回答问题的方式太保守,不太爱和我们交流。有这个就好了,话题足够了,我回去赶稿。” Two people seat stop in the vehicle of not far away, drove away. 两人坐进停在不远处的车子,开走了。 This side, Qin Baobao is covering the belly, the smiled flowering branch shivers all over, the head is going against the Qin Ze's chest, smiles while hits: „A'Ze, the elder sister's small heart and liver, loved you. hā hā hā......” 这一边,秦宝宝捂着肚子,笑的花枝乱颤,脑袋顶着秦泽的胸膛,一边笑一边撞:“阿泽,姐姐的小心肝,爱死你了。哈哈哈......” Qin Ze smiles to touch the elder sister dog head, „walks, goes to buy a thing.” 秦泽笑摸姐姐狗头,“走吧,进去买点东西。” Comes out from 101 buildings, on Qin Ze were also many several shopping bags, Qin Baobao helped old gentleman buy the block luxury watch, helped Mother Qin and Wang Zijin buys wrote the cosmetics and hold/container hold/container, without swept wantonly buys, really must buy the luxury goods, Shanghai has, did not miss several tax money. 从101大楼出来,秦泽身上又多了几个购物袋,秦宝宝帮老爷子买了块名表,帮秦妈和王子衿买了写化妆品和包包,没大肆扫购,真要买奢侈品,沪市就有,也不差几个税钱。 Qin Baobao murmured that must go to the night market, but Qin Ze does not want to go, is really the Taibei night market has nothing to be good, moreover online said that there commerce thick-skinned heart is black, oneself are taking so many shopping bags in the past, clarifying wrote „person silly money to be many” four characters on the face. 秦宝宝囔囔还要去夜市,但秦泽不想去,委实是台北夜市没什么好去的,而且网上说那儿的商贩脸厚心黑,自己提着这么多购物袋过去,摆明了在脸上写着“人傻钱多”四个字。 In the evening, in the news of bay bay stage presents a news of interview mainland tourist. 当晚,湾湾台的新闻中出现一则采访大陆游客的新闻。 „Taiwan is China.” “宝岛是中国的。” „Taiwan is China.” “宝岛是中国的。” „After all we cannot eat the tea-flavored boiled egg......” “毕竟我们吃不起茶叶蛋......” „After all our Mainlanders cannot use the credit card......” “毕竟我们大陆人用不起信用卡......” News Host said: „Since the experts have mentioned the mainland recent situation, this is the Mainlanders acknowledged for the first time oneself cannot eat the tea-flavored boiled egg, cannot use the credit card ..........” 新闻主持人说:“自从专家们提到大陆近况以来,这是大陆人首次承认自己吃不起茶叶蛋,用不起信用卡..........” Said a big pile, and did not know whether to laugh or cry said, the Mainlanders liked boasting, boasted extravagantly, one month gained one hundred million, the blown impracticality, made one see that he is blustering. 叽里呱啦说了一大堆,并哭笑不得的说,大陆人喜欢吹牛,夸海口,一个月赚一个亿,吹的不切实际,一眼就让人看出他在虚张声势。 This news online initiates to discuss, the netizens in bay bay do not know whether to laugh or cry on Facebook, next day returned the headline. 这段新闻在网上引发热议,湾湾的网友在脸书上哭笑不得,第二天还上了头条。 The hotel, Qin Ze takes a bath, prepares to sleep. 酒店,秦泽洗完澡,准备睡觉。 The knock came, does not need to guess, definitely is elder sister. 敲门声来了,不用猜,肯定是姐姐。 elder sister wears her little bear pajamas, tired entering Room younger brother, lies down toward the bed on, sways back and forth, „good tired quite tired.” 姐姐穿着她的小熊睡衣,一脸疲惫的走进弟弟,往床上一躺,打滚,“好累好累。” „Tired returns to the room to sleep, lies down on my bed to do.” “累就回房睡觉,躺我床上干嘛。” Qin Baobao places the nightstand the room card, lies on the bed, two legs „pā pā” whips the bunk, „you help me massage.” 秦宝宝把房卡放在床头柜,趴在床上,两条腿“啪啪”拍打床铺,“你帮我按摩。” „Massage.” Qin Ze a slap falls in the buttocks that she very curls upwards, the ripple ripples, „is here?” “按摩是吧。”秦泽一巴掌摔在她挺翘的臀,波纹荡漾,“是这里吗？” The Qin Baobao pain shouted one, crossed the body, to a younger brother Foshan no shadow foot. 秦宝宝痛呼一声,翻过身子,给弟弟一顿佛山无影脚。 „Clever , helping elder sister pinch quickly,” Qin Baobao said in a soft voice: „Leg acid and sore.” “乖,快帮姐姐捏捏,”秦宝宝柔声道:“腿又酸又疼。” Played for day, she a little cannot endure. 玩了一天,她有点吃不消。 Qin Ze most eats elder sister this set, immediately small dog-leg holds the elder sister's foot, starts to press from the sole board, to thigh. 秦泽最吃姐姐这套,立刻小狗腿似的捧起姐姐的脚丫,从脚底板开始按,一直到大腿。 „Ok,” Qin Baobao retracting leg, said: „Pinches the shoulder.” “好了,”秦宝宝缩回腿,说:“捏肩膀。” Qin Ze helps elder sister massage the shoulder again. 秦泽再帮姐姐按摩肩膀。 Qin Baobao comfortable narrows eye, „A'Ze, online said that your 《Opera 2》 is lip-sync, the elder sister good intention stopper.” 秦宝宝舒服的眯起眼儿,“阿泽,网上说你的《歌剧2》是假唱,姐姐好心塞。” „Sprayer this, manages them to make what/anything.” Qin Ze is careless. “喷子都这样,理他们做什么。”秦泽漫不经心。 „You said that Opera 2 can win a prize?” Does not wait for Qin Ze to reply, she also said: „It is estimated that cannot, but elder sister thought that the prize of your which best composer should not have the issue.” “那你说歌剧2能得奖吗？”不等秦泽回答,她自己又说:“估计是不能的,但姐姐觉得你哪个最佳作曲人的奖应该没问题。” „I am not the person of entertainment world, with does not take is the same.” “我又不是娱乐圈的人,拿不拿都一样。” „Naturally different, had the prize, you will write the song next time time, can lift the price upward,” Qin Baobao is being the calculating: „If by some chance you speculated in the stock market and owed, but can also write the song to make money.” “当然不一样,有了奖,你下次写歌的时候,就可以把价格往上抬,”秦宝宝打着小算盘:“万一你炒股又亏了,还可以写歌赚钱呢。” A Qin Ze Chinese chestnut knocks in the elder sister head: „Read me to select.” 秦泽一板栗敲在姐姐脑瓜:“念我点好。” Qin Baobao mumbled: „Impolite, in the booth your such younger brother, the elder sister ancestors has not cultivated virtue.” 秦宝宝嘟囔道:“没大没小,摊上你这么个弟弟,姐姐上辈子没修德。” „Was wrong.” The Qin Ze supercilious look said: „In booth my such son, the Baobao (darling) mother your ancestors has not cultivated virtue.” “错了。”秦泽白眼道:“摊上我这么个儿子,宝宝妈你上辈子没修德。” „, You occupy our mother to be cheap unexpectedly.” Qin Baobao put the blame on victim. “哇,你竟然占咱妈便宜。”秦宝宝倒打一耙。 Pinched the period of time, Qin Baobao sleepiness upwelled, the pupil partly narrowed the eyes, twittering said: „Sleeps.” 捏了一阵子,秦宝宝困意上涌,眸子半眯,呢喃道:“睡觉吧。” „oh.” Qin Ze sets out to turn off a light, raises the quilt to worm one's way into, suddenly gawked staring, felt where is not right. “哦。”秦泽起身关灯,掀被子钻进去,忽然愣了愣,感觉哪里不对劲。 „Hey, you go to the room to rest, this is my bed.” “喂,你回房间睡啊,这是我的床。” „Do not be noisy, sets out frozen one frozen, could not fall asleep.” “不要吵,起身冻一冻,又睡不着了。” „That cannot rest here.” “那也不能睡我这里。” Qin Baobao draws the quilt toward head ignorant/veiled, „fell asleep, cannot hear.” 秦宝宝拉被子往头上一蒙,“睡着了,听不到听不到。” Late at night, the passenger plane has delimited the dark vault of heaven, descends in Peach Garden Airport. 深夜,客机划过黑暗的苍穹,降落在桃园机场。 Xu Yunhan takes off the eye-shade, rubbed the hazy sleepy eyes, surrounded by several assistants, when first leaves the passenger plane, this is the treatment of first-class cabin passenger. 徐韵寒摘下眼罩,揉了揉迷蒙的睡眼,在几个助手的簇拥下当先离开客机,这是头等舱乘客的待遇。 Star Skills here without minute company, naturally would have no private car driver to send and pick up, but Xu Yunhan mixed so many years in the entertainment world, many Taiwan celebrity friends. 星艺在这边没有分公司,当然也就没有专车司机接送,但徐韵寒在娱乐圈混了这么多年,不乏宝岛的明星朋友。 She sees to lift „Xu Yunhan” in the exit the sign of name, leading the assistants to move forward to meet somebody. 她在出站口看到举着“徐韵寒”名字的牌子,带着助理们迎上去。 „Sister Xu, here.” A middle-aged woman beckons toward her. “徐姐,这里。”一个中年女人朝她招手。 This is manager of her celebrity friend. 这是她明星朋友的经纪人。 The middle-aged woman gets them to arrive at the garage, rides that spacious nanny van. In the car(riage) sits two entirely different beautiful women, is equally old, 24. 中年女人领着他们来到停车库,坐上那辆宽大的保姆车。车里坐着两个风格迥异的美女,年纪一样大,二十四。 The motherf**ker female combines. tm女子组合。 Taiwan has the popular beautiful young girl singer to combine, the 18 year is singing the kind of competition program to make a debut, in Taiwan hot several years, then the enterprise to the bottleneck, changed to the mainland the acting career. Run in Taiwan and mainland two places, Xu Yunhan and they knew for many years, everyone was sings, chatted comes, character mutually to stomach. 台湾非常有人气的美少女歌手组合,十八岁在唱歌类选秀节目出道,在台湾火了好几年,接着事业到了瓶颈,把演艺事业转到大陆。在宝岛和大陆两地跑,徐韵寒和她们认识好多年了,大家都是唱歌的,聊得来,性格又相互对胃。 „Sister Xu, can't you come earlier? This point usually others fell asleep.” Appearance delightful Ding Lexin complaint. “徐姐,你就不能早点来？这个点平时人家都睡着了。”长相甜美型的丁乐歆抱怨。 „Just finished one business developing.” Xu Yunhan smiles. “刚结束一个商演。”徐韵寒笑笑。 „Or eats a midnight snack together.” Charming Ge Ling said. “要不一起吃个夜宵吧。”妩媚型的葛灵说。 „First goes to the hotel, arranges the person and luggage.” Xu Yunhan nods. “先去酒店,把人和行李安排好。”徐韵寒点头。 On the road, Ge Ling is brushing Facebook, does not know that is looking at what/anything, once for a while giggle smiles tenderly. 路上,葛灵刷着脸书,也不知道在看什么,时不时咯咯娇笑。 „What looks at?” Xu Yunhan curious asking. “看什么呢？”徐韵寒好奇的问。 „A news video,” Ge Ling is overjoyed: „Interviewed the tourist in your mainland, may tease, the fellow said that the Mainlanders could not eat the tea-flavored boiled egg, could not use the credit card, hā hā, from black quite fierce.” “一段新闻视频,”葛灵乐不可支:“采访你们大陆的一个游客,可逗了,那家伙说大陆人吃不起茶叶蛋,用不起信用卡,哈哈,自黑的好厉害。” „This is in tsukkomi we.” Ding Lexin has also looked at this video obviously, expresses the opinion: „He can boast, said that what/anything decides a small target, one month gains one hundred million, really can blow.” “这是在吐槽咱们呢。”丁乐歆显然也看过这段视频,发表意见:“不过他太能吹牛了,说什么定个小目标,一个月赚一个亿,真能吹啊。” Xu Yunhan collects to look, in the video, was Qin Ze serene said exactly: „A month gains one hundred million.” 徐韵寒凑去看,视频里,恰好是秦泽云淡风轻说:“一个月赚一个亿。” „fuck me, is he!?” Xu Yunhan could not bear, spoke a bad language. “卧槽,是他！？”徐韵寒没忍住,说了句脏话。