In the winter the most painful matter got up early, wishes one could to arrive with the quilt tangled up in ancient times, but this clearly was the burning hot summer day after day, Qin Ze chewed the bread silently, finished eating bacon and fried egg, waited for ten minutes, she repeated calling and urging beginning came out. Wears the lax little bear pajamas, steps on slipper „pā pā” to walk, the eye also partly narrows the eyes. 冬天最痛苦的事情是早起,恨不得和被子缠绵到天荒地老,可这分明是日渐炎热的夏天,秦泽默默嚼完面包,吃完培根以及荷包蛋,等了十分钟,她才千呼万唤始出来。穿着松松垮垮的小熊睡衣,踩着拖鞋“噼啪噼啪”走出来,眼睛也是半眯的。 „Last night was filled by your crowd of female bosom friend the one who only remains half life is I, your over-indulgence in debauchery appearance what's the matter.” Qin Ze wondered to say. “昨晚被你那群女闺蜜灌的只剩半条命的是我吧,你这副纵欲过度的样子是怎么回事。”秦泽纳闷说。 „You over-indulgence in debauchery.” elder sister listless horizontal his eyes, languid sitting on the chair, the water sleek/moist slim lip digs: „After yesterday you lay down, they were also similar, but also can not I clean up the aftermath. Has telephoning of boyfriend to make them get the corpse, the single dog that no one wants my one by one takes taxi to deliver them to go back, tossing about sleeps to be good to 3 : 30 am, this morning awoke hungrily.” “你才纵欲过度呢。”姐姐无精打采的横了他一眼,懒洋洋的坐在椅子上,水润纤薄的嘴唇一撅:“昨天你躺了之后,她们也差不多了,还不得我来收拾残局。有男朋友的打电话让他们过来领尸,没人要的单身狗我一个个打车送她们回去,折腾到凌晨 3 点半才睡觉好不好,今早饿醒了。” „This!” Qin Ze drank a milk, a slap patted her to reach the hand of bacon, „washed the face to clean the teeth.” “该！”秦泽喝了一口牛奶,一巴掌拍开她伸向培根的手,“洗脸刷牙去。” elder sister, spineless as stands, grasps on the bacon plug cock quickly, steps on the slipper in pā to run in the bathroom, finds out the head to make faces toward him. 姐姐哦了一声,没骨头似的站起来,以迅雷不及掩耳之势抓起培根塞嘴里,踩着拖鞋噼里啪啦跑进卫生间,探出脑袋朝他扮了个鬼脸。 Qin Ze strikes an attitude to hit, she immediately retracting head. elder sister has not set the elder sister's example, but he was also used to it, his younger brother did not have the younger brother appearance in any case. 秦泽作势要打,她立刻缩回脑袋。姐姐没个做姐姐的样子,不过他也习惯了,反正他这个弟弟也没弟弟的样子。 Probably is the tutor reason, the parents castigate since childhood severely to Qin Ze, his small seedling will for fear that grow into the wryneck subtree in the future. Treating elder sister is obedient, loves. The elder sister and younger brother two treatments are entirely different, if elder sister one's own, younger brother is the sufficient phone bill delivers. The reason that old gentleman gives is: poorly raise the male, richly support the female. 大概是家教的原因,父母从小对秦泽苛责严厉,生怕他这颗小树苗将来长成歪脖子树。对待姐姐却百依百顺,疼爱有加。姐弟俩待遇截然不同,如果姐姐是亲生的,弟弟就是充话费送的。老爷子给出的理由是:穷养男富养女。 No matter but the parents are how severe, how to hope that a son will grow up to be successful, Qin Ze like not being able to help up hopeless fool, mediocre as long as the 22 year. Instead is elder sister that treats loosely, since childhood is Study Tyrant, after growing up, extremely bright as always, plays tests into Fudan. 可不管父母如何严厉,如何望子成龙,秦泽就像扶不起的阿斗,平平庸庸的长到二十二岁。反而是宽松对待的姐姐,从小就是学霸,长大后一如既往的冰雪聪明,玩儿似的就考上复旦。 If you have Baobao (darling) half of intelligence, I will have a dream will smile to awake. 你要是有宝宝一半的聪明,我做梦都会笑醒。 The father always teaches Qin Ze like this. 父亲总是这样教训秦泽。 Right, Baobao (darling) is the elder sister's name, full name Qin Baobao, age 25. 没错,宝宝就是姐姐的名字,全名秦宝宝,芳龄二十五。 Qin Baobao comes out from the washroom, cleanness that oneself tidy up, seemed changed a person instantaneously. The cheek is fair and clear, it is said when university often was scolded by the female student in secret beguiles the child face. 秦宝宝从洗手间出来,把自己收拾的干干净净,瞬间好似变了一个人。脸蛋白净细腻,据说大学时经常私下里被女生骂狐媚子脸。 „Washed the face to clean the teeth with ten minutes, the present is the morning 8 : 25, even you in five minutes solved the breakfast, went to the room to trade the clothes and putting on make-up, then took the subway...... to consider as finished, do not take the subway, drove. Calculates time, you are late today, are late for day, the full attendance prize did not have, you lose 300, is equivalent to one week of board expenses.” Qin Ze calculates the economic loss that the elder sister lazy bed is causing. “洗脸刷牙用了十分钟,现在是早上8:25,就算你五分钟内解决早饭,回房间换衣服、化妆,然后坐地铁......算了,别坐地铁,开车吧。算算时间,你今天要迟到,迟到一天,全勤奖就没了,你损失300块,相当于一个星期的伙食费。”秦泽计算着姐姐懒床造成的经济损失。 „Elder sister never puts on make-up.” Qin Baobao wrinkled the nose, gruff condition that quite a little little girl acts like a spoiled brat. “姐从来不化妆的。”秦宝宝皱了皱鼻子,颇有点小女孩撒娇的憨态。 „Should not be with emphasis you goes to work to be late.” Qin Ze goes wild. “重点不该是你上班要迟到了吗。”秦泽抓狂。 „Does not go to work, I resigned.” Qin Baobao swallows the fried egg, drank a milk. “不上班,我辞职了。”秦宝宝咽下荷包蛋,喝了一口牛奶。 Qin Ze is startled: „When matter.” 秦泽吃了一惊:“什么时候的事。” „Yesterday resigned, haven't I told you?” “昨天辞职的,我没跟你说吗？” „Absolutely does not have the impression.” “完全没印象。” „, Matter were too many, forgot that said with you.” “哦,事情太多了,忘记和你说。” „very well, what resigns to make, did your boss harass you?” “好好的,辞职做什么,你上司骚扰你了？” A Qin Baobao pair of red phoenix eye shines the brilliance suddenly, feeling pleased: „Great idea, the father to ask that said.” 秦宝宝一双丹凤眼骤放光彩,喜滋滋:“好主意,老爹问起来就这么说。” „Laughable, will I keep secret for you? Your work is very good, the intern period has the 5,000 wages, after being put on regular status, monthly salary over ten thousand, at the end of the year also has not the poor bonus, you pat butt to leave are not dry , there is nothing to eat.” “可笑,我会替你保密？你那份工作很不错啊,实习期就有五千工资,转正后月薪过万,年底还有不菲的奖金,你拍拍屁股走人不干了,喝西北风去啊。” Qin Baobao blinks the eye, act moe was saying: „After elder sister, raised by you.” 秦宝宝眨巴着眼睛,卖萌道:“姐姐以后就靠你养了。” „You roll you to roll, I have not graduated.” Qin Ze hmph hmph saying: „Father also showed off with the relatives last year, a face self-satisfied expression, actually obviously installs does not care very much: āi yā yā , is the same, global 500 company......” “你滚你滚,我还没毕业。”秦泽哼哼道:“老爹去年还跟亲戚们炫耀呢,明明一脸得意的表情,却装的很不在意:哎呀呀,也就一般般啦,全球五百公司而已......” Qin Baobao lowers the head, smudges the peanut butter toward the headman carefully, the mouth is unclear: „Yesterday my birthday, the time was really killing the pig blade, unknowingly must rush to three, I thought that cannot this way, the youth waste in what world 500 company, I can not shake off the fetter, got out of the feudalism, was a brave pursuing dream young girl.” 秦宝宝低着头,仔仔细细往土司涂抹花生酱,嘴里含糊不清:“昨天我生日嘛,时光真是把杀猪刀,不知不觉要奔三啦,我心想不能这样下去了,可不要把青春浪费在什么全球五百公司,我要挣脱束缚,摆脱封建,做一个勇敢的追梦少女。” „Pursues the dream woman.” Qin Ze tsukkomi. “是追梦妇女吧。”秦泽吐槽。 „To die.” Qin Baobao stares his one eyes. “想死啊。”秦宝宝瞪他一眼。 „You want to make what/anything.” Qin Ze at heart raising ominous premonition. “你想做什么。”秦泽心里升起不祥预感。 „My goal is to step onto the screen, becomes superstar, makes National Goddess, hǒu hǒu hǒu!” Qin Baobao exhibits one „serf transforms into the master” posture. “我的目标是走上荧幕,成为大明星,做国民女神,吼吼吼！”秦宝宝摆出一个“农奴翻身做主人”的姿势。 Really! 果然！ Qin Ze covers the face silently. 秦泽默默捂脸。 In the Qin Baobao life has a big stain, one big regretted. 秦宝宝人生中有一大污点,一大遗憾。 The so-called stain, is her name, junior middle school time, because cannot bear the ridicule of schoolmates, took family's household register to change name secretly, because( 'name was too difficult to bear' was not a good reason) and did not have the parents to accompany to sign the agreement to every reason, the Public Security Agency staff called family/home to inquire. The father kills Police Station without delay, carries the ear to bring back to the home her. A club serves, in the Qin Ze memory that is parental first time works as one to punch her. 所谓的污点,就是她的名字,初中的时候因为受不了同学们的嘲笑,偷偷拿了家里的户口本改名字,因为给不出充分的理由(名字太难听不是理由)以及没有父母陪同签协议书,公安机关工作人员打电话到家里询问。老爹二话不说杀到派出所,拎着耳朵把她带回家。一顿棍棒伺候,秦泽记忆中那是父母第一次齐心协力揍她。 The second time is on the high school time, because of appearance pretty, is extraordinary, Qin Baobao settled on by the talent scout, does not know that what kind of pie that fellow drew to her, making her treat as the lifetime dream to become superstar. But the father thought is old-fashioned, does not hope that the daughter mixes the entertainment world. The mother worried the so-called talent scout is a swindler, must deceive to sell in lowest brothel the daughter, therefore another club serves, Qin Baobao regards as is biggest regrettably. 第二次是上高中的时候,因长相貌美,气质不凡,秦宝宝被星探看中,也不知那家伙给她画了怎样的大饼,让她把成为大明星当做毕生梦想。但父亲思想古板,不希望女儿去混娱乐圈。妈妈则担心所谓的星探是骗子,要把女儿骗去卖窑子里,于是又一顿棍棒伺候,秦宝宝视为平生最大遗憾。 Actually the parents do not know, after the college entrance examination, Qin Baobao wants to volunteer to fill in Shanghai Drama College first. Was blocked luckily at risk of life by Qin Ze, otherwise in the life the third inferior club served is waiting for her. 其实父母不知道,高考之后,秦宝宝本想把第一志愿填沪市戏剧学院。万幸被秦泽拼死拦下,不然人生中第三次棍棒伺候就等着她了。 Several years later, she is still never expected that incorrigibly wicked. 时隔多年,没想到她依然贼心不死。 „You sufficed, celebrity has what good, superficial scenery, in the back bitter, this society is very dark, you go into this piece of Jianghu like this without reason, two years you became black fungus, but may also not mix what positive result.” The Qin Ze righteousness expression said. “你够了,明星有什么好,表面风光,背地里只有辛酸,这个社会很黑暗的,你这样没头没脑的扎进这片江湖,不出两年你就成黑木耳了,还不一定能混出什么名堂。”秦泽义正言辞的说。 „I, no matter I do not manage.” Qin Baobao sways from side to side the body, an appearance that is unruly to sway back and forth. “我不管我不管。”秦宝宝扭动身子,一副撒泼打滚的样子。 „Acts like a spoiled brat uselessly with me, does a bit less this set. This matter was too big, I must file the report with the father.” Qin Ze pulls out the cell phone toward the pocket. “跟我撒娇没用,少来这套。这事儿太大了,我要跟老爹打报告。”秦泽往兜里掏手机。 Qin Baobao swoops, holds down stubbornly his hand, the Chuchu (lovely) pitiful say/way: „Does not want, is known by the father, he will kill my.” 秦宝宝飞扑过来,死死按住他的手,楚楚可怜道:“不要啊,被老爹知道,他会打死我的。” „Do not do the matter to be good, can he kill your me not to know, but I, if holds back what one knows about an incident he to guarantee that can kill me.” Qin Ze holds down her forehead, makes an effort to push out her, simultaneously pulled out the cell phone. “你别搞事情好吧,他会不会打死你我不知道,但我如果知情不报他保证会打死我。”秦泽按住她的脑门,使劲把她往外推,同时掏出了手机。 At this moment, his brain broadcasts a mechanical sound: „Main Quest: Assistance Qin Baobao signing „ Star Skills Entertainment Limited Company”, success reward 300 points, the failure deducts 100 points. ” 就在这时,他大脑传来一声机械般的声音:“主线任务:协助秦宝宝签约“星艺娱乐有限公司”,成功奖励三百积分,失败扣除一百积分。” What thing? 什么东西？ Qin Ze gawked staring, while his absent-minded time, Qin Baobao snatches to seize the cell phone, doting parent conceals behind. 秦泽愣了愣,趁着他失神的时间,秦宝宝劈手夺过手机,护犊子似的藏在身后。 auditory hallucinations? Hasn't the liquor awaked thoroughly? 幻听了？酒还没醒彻底？ „Gives me the cell phone.” “把手机给我。” Qin Ze is angry, at present a more critical hundred times of matter, must find the way to make this woman cancel the impractical thought...... this to be as if unlikely. The Qin Baobao character has much is gruff he is knows that but she fears to take a beating, before also had the parental town/subdues at home, now she moves, loses the fetter like the wild horse of running away, the father makes him come and elder sister lives together, not necessarily does not have „for the father manages female” the meaning. Also must think her badly, cannot make her act unreasonably, for example resigns to mix the entertainment world what/anything. 秦泽大怒,眼前还有一件更紧要百倍的事情,得想办法让这女人打消不切实际的念头......这似乎不太可能。秦宝宝性格有多倔他是知道的,但她更怕挨揍,以前在家里还有父母镇着,现在她搬出来住,就像脱缰的野马失去束缚,老爹让他来和姐姐一起住,未必没有“代父管女”的意思。最不济也要看着她,不能让她乱来,比如辞职去混娱乐圈什么的。 Runs into this matter, he should telephone to the headquarters reported that otherwise is he neglects duty, this pot cannot carry. 碰到这种事情,他就该打电话向总部报告,否则就是他失职,这个锅可不能背。 Qin Baobao the stopper of cell phone in toward 36 D, is throwing out the chest to murmur: „You come, you come, you dare to bump me, I the father told that you touch my chest.” 秦宝宝把手机往36d里一塞,挺着胸囔囔道:“你来呀,你来呀,你敢碰我,我就跟老爹说你摸我胸。” You sufficed! 你够了！ The Qin Ze brain is a trough. 秦泽满脑子都是槽。 „Elder sister, we chatted well.” Qin Ze decides to use the conciliation policy: „It is not my makes younger brother prevents you to pursue the dream, but you have not taken in the best age to road, now already late. Your 25 year, the clear young girl image definitely was not good, the age like you, how doesn't depend on the strength to mix the entertainment world? Only then by taking off/escaping, you wants daily by various unspoken rules, with various man pā pā pā? Entertainment world type makes money and scenery place, everyone wants to enter, everyone wants to become famous, the competition can be imagined intensely. Asks university that you read is Fudan, was not on plays, you struggled the graduating students of these specialized family backgrounds? Will you act in a play? Do you have the solid performing skill foundation of basic skills? Don't the 25 person, weakly be good.” “姐啊,我们好好谈谈。”秦泽决定使用怀柔政策:“不是我这个做弟弟的阻止你追梦,但你没有在最好的年纪走对的路,现在已经晚了啊。你都二十五岁了,清纯少女形象肯定不行啦,像你这样的年纪,不靠实力怎么混娱乐圈？只有靠脱了,难道你想天天被各种潜规则,和各种男人啪啪啪？娱乐圈这种又赚钱又风光的地方,人人都想进,人人都想出名,竞争激烈可想而知。拜托你念的大学是复旦,不是上戏,你争的过那些专业出身的应届毕业生吗？你会演戏吗？你有扎实的演技功底吗？二十五人了,别幼稚行不行。” „I have a face.” Qin Baobao is supine that to beguile the child cheek. “我有脸。”秦宝宝仰起那张狐媚子脸蛋儿。 „You have the face. Were you poisonous chicken soup drink, entertainment world by face on line? On Earth the handsome fellow beautiful woman wants many to have many.” Qin Ze said. “你有个屁脸。你是不是毒鸡汤喝多了,娱乐圈是靠脸就行的？地球上帅哥美女要多少有多少。”秦泽说。 „Host you made a mistake, I have gone to parallel space, there artist absolutely does not have the performing skill, light/only by a face can vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered the entertainment world.” The strange sound resounds. “宿主你错了,我去过一个平行空间,那里的艺人完全没有演技可言,光靠一张脸就能纵横娱乐圈。”奇怪的声音又响起。 „Who!” Qin Ze butt jumps, panic-stricken glancing right and left, like cat that only has a fit of bad temper. “谁啊！”秦泽一屁股跳起来,惊恐的左顾右盼,像只炸毛的猫儿。