next day on Sunday, Qin Baobao and Qin Ze must go home to stay for day with the parents. After elder sister and younger brother two were incited by the parents lives together, every weekend must go home, after all the parents also think of the children. Since Mother Qin unlocking „Matchmaking Crazed Demon” attribute, Qin Baobao did not go home. 第二天周日,秦宝宝和秦泽要回家跟父母住一天。姐弟俩经父母授意同居后,每个周末都要回家住,毕竟父母也想念儿女的。自从秦妈解锁“相亲狂魔”属性后,秦宝宝就不怎么回家了。 cannot afford to offend, I hide am not good. 惹不起,我躲还不行吗。 The present rhythm is half a month goes back, did not go home is not good, old gentleman must explode. 现在的节奏是半个月回去一趟,一直不回家也不好,老爷子要炸的。 Takes along the Wang Zijin same place while convenient, the Wang Family little elder sister black belly attribute, causing her besides Qin Baobao almost not to have in the friend who Shanghai opens heart. Qin Ze cannot think through from the beginning, how the dwelling fought the young expert to become bosom friend with oneself funny fool elder sister. Thinks carefully, by the dwelling struggle favoring the time, Qin Baobao is not necessarily worse than Wang Zijin. 顺便捎带王子衿一起,王家小姐姐腹黑属性,导致她在沪市交心的朋友除了秦宝宝外几乎没有。秦泽一开始想不通,宅斗小能手怎么就和自家逗逼姐姐成闺蜜了。仔细一想,论宅斗争宠的功夫,秦宝宝未必比王子衿差。 Notice, he by elder sister from small routine to big. 须知,他被姐姐从小套路到大。 9 : 30 am arrives parental home, the community is quiet, the intense summer heat weather does not love. Occasionally has the vehicular access. Sod in the greenbelt is flashing the glossy dark green sunlight, the leaf listless hitting volume. 早上 9 点半到父母家,小区静悄悄的,酷暑天气都不爱出来。偶尔有车辆进出。绿化带里的草皮闪着油绿油绿的阳光,树叶无精打采的打卷。 Gate guard uncle half-dead lying of before the ventilator, Qin Baobao crazy according to loudspeaker, this unwilling operates the stockade to them. 门卫大叔半死不活的趴在风扇前,秦宝宝狂按喇叭,这才不情不愿给他们开栅栏。 old gentleman at home, the nest looks at the stocks speculation software in the study room rarely, special notebook record stock, plate and bulk lots trend and change, this is he has the custom that in recent years, was old, the memory was inferior to the past. 老爷子难得在家,窝在书房看炒股软件,有一本专门的笔记本记录个股、板块、大盘走势和变化,这是他近几年才有的习惯,年纪大了,记忆力不如从前。 „Hasn't father, how gone to the school today?” Qin Ze pushes the door to come. “爸,今儿怎么没去学校？”秦泽推门进来。 „At noon has the guest to come home eats meal.” The old gentleman vision does not leave the computer. “中午有客人来家里吃饭。”老爷子目光不离电脑。 Qin Ze takes out a brown sliver of paper carton from the pocket, the beautifully packaged, places on the desk: „Father, delivers you.” 秦泽从兜里取出一枚褐色长条纸盒,包装精美,放在书桌上:“爸,送你的。” The Montblanc fountain pen, detours to the world beautiful mall in the morning specially buys, the 4,000 soft younger sister coin, the pure black shiny pen body, with the acetate fiber plastic, the handshake has the mild feeling. The golden color irons the pattern writing skill, the design is succinct, appearance atmosphere and elegance. 万宝龙钢笔,早上特意绕路到世美购物商场买的,四千软妹币,纯黑色的铮亮笔身,采用醋酸纤维塑料,握手极具温润感。金色烙花纹笔头,设计简洁流畅,卖相又大气又典雅。 old gentleman watching fountain pen, zé zé repeatedly: „Took the wrong medicine?” 老爷子观赏钢笔,啧啧连声:“吃错药了？” Took the wrong medicine...... 吃错药了...... Touched somebody's sore spot, was rare I to show filial respect to the father. 太扎心了吧,难得我孝敬一下老子。 „This does not make money in the stock market, is thinking buys a gift to deliver you.” The Qin Ze heart said when I may cannot forget Qin Baobao to give you gift, you look at my look that is penniless. “这不是在股市赚了点钱嘛,就想着买点礼物送您。”秦泽心说,我可忘不了秦宝宝送你礼物时,你看着两手空空的我的眼神。 old gentleman is holding appreciatively the fountain pen, is difficult to cover the color of affection, is the cultural worker good this Qin Ze not to know, but oneself father good this. When Qin Ze elementary school, old gentleman has a Montblanc fountain pen, daily holds the shirt chest, at that time was also popular the fountain pen don't in the chest front pocket, crosses the biological son to its affection. 老爷子把玩着钢笔,难掩喜爱之色,文化人好不好这口秦泽不知道,但自家老子好这口。秦泽小学时,老爷子有一支万宝龙钢笔,天天揣衬衫胸口,那时候也流行把钢笔别在胸前口袋,对它的喜爱更甚过亲儿子。 „A lot of money.” old gentleman said. “不少钱吧。”老爷子说。 „4,000.” “四千。” „Bear child, spends wastefully.” Reproving of old gentleman righteousness expression, numb slip fountain pen income pocket. “熊孩子,花钱大手大脚。”老爷子义正言辞的训斥,麻溜的把钢笔收入兜里。 „The father you are first busy, I go to the living room and mother speak.” Qin Ze turns around to want. “那爸您先忙,我去客厅和妈说话。”秦泽转身欲走。 „Wait!” old gentleman stops by calling him, shows father's dignity: „Gives me your cell phone.” “等等！”老爷子喊住他,摆出老子的威严:“把你手机给我。” „Does.” Qin Ze was startled being startled. “干什么。”秦泽怔了怔。 „Has a look at your recent harvesting list,” tone that old gentleman is a teacher by worthy example: „In you long-line at present looks like also good, but the short line has the obvious insufficiency, I have a look, to be late to direct your.” “看看你最近的收割单,”老爷子为人师表的语气:“你中长线目前看来还不错,但短线有明显的不足,我看看,晚点指点你一番。” He cannot say that recently speculated in the stock market to meet the bottleneck, needs harvesting of son to make the reference and inspiration only. 他不能说最近炒股遇到瓶颈,需要儿子的收割单做参考和启发。 I am the father does not attach great importance to face-saving! 我做老子的不要面子的啊！ „I do not walk, you said.” Qin Ze said. “那我不走了,您说。”秦泽道。 „Urges to go faster, should not be an eyesore here.” old gentleman has seized the cell phone, waves to catch up with the person. “去去去,别在这里碍眼。”老爷子夺过手机,挥手赶人。 Departure of Qin Ze unwilling, changed others to want his cell phone, a big slap in the face flew early, Qin Baobao or came, after all in the cell phone the personal privacy were very many. But the father requested, is the son is not good to reject. 秦泽不情不愿的离开,换了别人要他手机,早一大耳刮子飞过去了,秦宝宝都要不来,毕竟手机里个人隐私挺多的。但老子这么要求了,做儿子的又不好拒绝。 Qin Ze goes to the living room, the Qin Baobao Wang Zijin Mother Qin three women sits on the sofa, watches the television chatted. The topic goes round and round such several. 秦泽来到客厅,秦宝宝王子衿秦妈三女人坐在沙发上,边看电视边聊天。话题绕来绕去就那么几个。 Mother Qin said: „The daughter of next door Old Zhang married finally, āi yōu, the quick 30 unmarried woman, his Old Zhang can relax finally.” 秦妈说:“隔壁老张家的女儿终于嫁出去了,哎呦,都快三十的老姑娘了,他老张家终于可以松口气。” „Aunts Liu in two buildings, the sons had two children, added a boy, that small appearance, was very lovable.” “二楼的刘婶,儿子都生二胎了,又添一个大胖小子,那小模样,别提多可爱。” „Baobao (darling), you must try harder to know that the mothers were quick 50.” “宝宝,你也要加把劲知道么,妈都快五十了。” Not strange Mother Qin worries, the neighborhood with her similar age, majority became grandmother paternal grandmother, was bad, the son also took a wife, the daughter got married. Has a look at her again, let alone the grandchild, a daughter object did not have. 不怪秦妈着急,邻里跟她差不多年纪的,大多数都当外婆奶奶了,再不济,儿子也娶媳妇,女儿嫁人了。再看看她,别说外孙了,女儿连个对象都没有。 Goes out bumps into ten years of old neighbors, the person of Mother Qin this age, the enterprise and birth of content only children chatted. Actually is a while ago self-satisfied, Qin Family had/left superstar, but the person of older generation does not pay attention to these, the new vigor crossed, at wedding that the topic changes to the children, asked Mother Qin, your family Baobao (darling) has the object? When marries? 出门碰到十来年的老邻居,秦妈这个年纪的人,聊的内容无外乎子女的事业、生育。前阵子倒是挺得意,秦家出了位大明星,但老一辈的人不关注这些,新鲜劲过了,话题又转到子女的婚事上,就问秦妈,你家宝宝有对象了吗？什么时候结婚啊？ Mother Qin feels tremendous stress. 秦妈顿感压力山大。 One side Qin Baobao sits cross-legged to sit, is rousing the cheek help/gang, do not speak with mother. 秦宝宝盘腿坐一边,鼓着腮帮,不要和母亲说话。 „Your this child, this attitude, irritated me each time.” Mother Qin expects too much, she wants to lead the daughter to see the psychiatrist. “你这孩子,每次都这个态度,气死我了。”秦妈恨铁不成钢,她都想带女儿看心理医生了。 „Aunt, do not worry,” Wang Zijin acts as the lubricant, inserts funny dialog: „Baobao (darling) is not old, perhaps this no talent 25, when had the man of picking. When the time comes do not feel marriage too quick oh.” “阿姨,你别着急嘛,”王子衿充当润滑剂,插科打诨:“宝宝年纪也不算大,这不才25嘛,没准什么时候就有相中的男人了呢。到时候您可别觉得结婚太快哦。” The Mother Qin racket Wang Zijin's hand, happily said: „Zijin is sensible, if you my daughter, I did not need to worry.” 秦妈拍拍王子衿的手,欣慰道:“还是子衿懂事,你要是我女儿,我也不用愁了。” Qin Baobao on a cheek drum, stuffy air packet. 秦宝宝就腮帮子一鼓,闷气包似的。 „Does mother, have the watermelon? I want to eat the watermelon.” Qin Ze enters the stage promptly. “妈,有西瓜吗？我想吃西瓜了。”秦泽及时出场。 „Has, I cut to you, waiting.” Mother Qin sets out the kitchen. “有,我给你们切,等着啊。”秦妈起身进厨房。 Qin Ze arrived at side elder sister to sit down, hit her shoulder, schadenfreude: „Looks at this stance, the mother guarantees in the evening does not permit also to with you rest.” 秦泽走到姐姐身边坐下,撞了撞她肩膀,幸灾乐祸:“看这架势,老妈晚上保不准还要和你睡。” Qin Baobao agitated turning the body, does not want younger brother to bump her. 秦宝宝烦躁的扭扭身子,不要弟弟碰她。 In a moment, Mother Qin holds a plate of watermelon to come, gives Wang Zijin one. 俄顷,秦妈捧着一盘西瓜过来,递给王子衿一块。 Wang Zijin smiles sweetly: „Thanks the aunt.” 王子衿甜甜笑:“谢谢阿姨。” Mother Qin gives the daughter same place, one side of the Qin Baobao face: „Do not eat.” 秦妈又递给女儿一块,秦宝宝脸一侧:“不要吃。” Qin Ze said: „Mother do not manage her, I eat.” 秦泽就说:“妈你别理她,我吃。” On the television reports a news: „Recently the multi- provinces had the high-temperature phenomenon, the residential journey attention be please heat-protected. About 8 : 00 am, the west saves Yu river to be high-speed, presents a traffic accident, the cargo train driver because of the heat-stroke faint, causing the vehicles to lose control, hits on the roadside guard rail. The driver died in spite of emergency treatment. This is the western province presents third to have the traffic accident because of the high temperature .......” 电视上播报一则新闻:“近日多省出现高温现象,请广大市民出行注意防暑。今早八时许,西省俞河高速,出现一起交通事故,大货车司机因为中暑昏厥,导致车辆失控,撞在路边护栏上。司机抢救无效死亡。这已经是西省因高温出现第三起交通事故.......” Mother Qin said: „This ghost weather, Baobao (darling), eating a watermelon is heat-protected.” 秦妈道:“这鬼天气,宝宝,吃点西瓜防暑。” Qin Ze pū smiled: „Mother, she all day nest in air-conditioned room, against what hot weather.” 秦泽噗一声笑了:“妈,她整天窝在空调房里,防什么暑。” Qin Baobao white younger brother, wears the slipper to walk toward the kitchen, holds half watermelon to come out. 秦宝宝白了弟弟一眼,穿上拖鞋往厨房走,捧着半个西瓜出来。 Mother Qin said, little eats, the watermelon ate having diarrhea. 秦妈就说,少吃点,西瓜吃多了拉肚子。 Qin Baobao said that satisfying a craving that half watermelon eats. 秦宝宝就说,半个西瓜才吃的过瘾呢。 She likes eating the watermelon since childhood like this, watches the television digs one spoon. But her tolerance cannot eat up, eats half to lose to Qin Ze each time. 她从小就喜欢这样吃西瓜,边看电视边挖一勺。但她的肚量又吃不下,每次吃一半就丢给秦泽。 Really, elder sister eats to eat all one's food central that essence, the watermelon hands over toward Qin Ze, „could not eat up.” 果然,姐姐把中心那点精华吃光,西瓜往秦泽一递,“吃不下了。” Qin Ze routine receiving, digs one spoon to feed in the mouth, Mother Qin says immediately: „Yeah, changes a ladle.” 秦泽习惯性的接过来,挖一勺送进嘴里,秦妈立刻道:“哎,换个勺子。” Qin Ze bah bah bah said: „Quite disgusting, hurries to spit, is mother is careful, mother helps me change a ladle.” 秦泽呸呸呸道:“好恶心,赶紧吐出来,还是妈细心,妈帮我换个勺子。” Qin Baobao while instantly, pinched ruthlessly in the Qin Ze waist that Mother Qin turns around. Regarding elder sister this profiting petty action, Qin Ze did not investigate, after all was pressed each time is elder sister that on the sofa rubs, this is called „section to owe, the political integrity does not damage.” 秦宝宝趁秦妈转身的刹那,在秦泽后腰狠狠掐了一把。对于姐姐这种占便宜的小动作,秦泽不追究,毕竟每次被按在沙发上摩擦的都是姐姐,这叫做“小节有亏,大节不损。” The Wang Zijin squint looks at elder sister and younger brother two, these two tease compared with really sets the example before the parents. 王子衿斜眼看姐弟俩,这俩逗比果然是在父母面前做样子。 At this time, old gentleman walked from the study room, the old fogy smiled, is elated with success, gave back to the son the cell phone, feared that patted his shoulder, smiled hē hē: „Good good, my son has the skill. A'Ze, this matter the more better that although experiences, but cannot be too undecided.” 这时,老爷子从书房走出来,老家伙满脸笑容,春风得意,把手机还给儿子,怕拍他肩膀,笑呵呵:“不错不错,我儿子就是有本事。阿泽,这种事虽然经历的越多越好,但也不能太三心二意。” Done elder sister and younger brother two including Wang Zijin, had a dumbfounded expression. 搞的姐弟俩包括王子衿,一脸懵逼。 „Father, what matter?” Qin Ze thinks suddenly where is not right. “爸,什么事儿？”秦泽忽觉哪里不对劲。 Qin Baobao is taking a look at father's forehead, does not have the courage, she wants to search the father to have a fever. Was 20 many years of father and daughter, she may not see the father kua son. 秦宝宝瞅着老爹的额头,要不是没胆子,她都想探探老爹是不是发烧了。做了二十多年的父女,她可从没见过老子夸儿子。 „Girlfriend who your boy, when makes, but also hid the truth from me not to say.” The corners of the mouth that old gentleman smiles cracked to the root of the ear. “你小子,什么时候交的女朋友,还瞒着我不说。”老爷子笑的嘴角都裂到耳根了。 Qin Baobao looks fiercely to Wang Zijin, Wang Zijin first stares, then afraid. Where suddenly feels not right...... my afraid what/anything. 秦宝宝猛看向王子衿,王子衿先是一愣,而后心虚了一下。忽然又觉得哪里不对劲......我心虚什么啊。 old gentleman gratified smiling face: „Who that is Zhang Ya? Long how, to live in which? university schoolmate?” 老爷子欣慰的笑容:“那个张雅是谁？长的怎样,家住哪的？大学同学吗？” Qin Baobao stares. 秦宝宝一愣。 The Qin Ze eyelid trembles. 秦泽眼睑一颤。 „This miss was too a little warm, you must pay attention to the moral behavior, cannot what objects locate.” old gentleman, squeezes the gratified smiling face: „Is Chen Qingyuan also your object? Brother Qin, is the age smaller than you?” “这姑娘有点太热情了,你要注意人品啊,不能什么对象都处。”老爷子顿了顿,又挤出欣慰的笑容:“陈清袁也是你对象？一口一个秦哥的,年纪比你小吧？” Brushes! 刷刷！ Two come just like the item of light shoots of essence. 两道宛如实质的目光射来。 Qin Ze felt that the dog days turn into the third nine-day period after the winter solstice instantaneously, about two vision respectively come from elder sister and Wang Family little elder sister. 秦泽感觉三伏天瞬间变成三九天,左右两道目光分别来自自家姐姐和王家小姐姐。 „Father you do not talk nonsense to cut down, I do not have the girlfriend.” He decided first to go to the kitchen to evade, makes clear the condition to say again, simultaneously pulled out the cell phone. The cell phone mailbox has five not to search and collect the message. “爸你别胡说好伐,我没女朋友的。”他决定先去厨房避一避,搞清楚状况再说,同时掏出手机。手机信箱有五条未查收短信。 „Small younger brother, thought elder sister not to have recently, another day will make your older sister to come out to play together.” “小弟弟,最近想姐姐没有,改天约你姐一起出来玩。” „Does āi yā, pay no attention to me? Eats wipes dry/does raises the pants not to recognize people only.” “哎呀,不理我？吃干抹净提裤子不认人了是吧。” „Brother Qin, this week has time, in my mother wants to make you to come home eats meal.” “秦哥,这礼拜有时间吗,我妈想约你来家里吃个饭。” „Brother Qin do not dislike me to be tired, I, I later will be a clever child.” “秦哥你别嫌我烦,我,我以后都会做个乖孩子的。” „Brother Qin you returns to my strip message, I do not dare to make your phone call......” “秦哥你回我条短信呗,我不敢打你电话......” fuck me, this information content was also too big. 卧槽,这信息量也太大了吧。 Zhang Ya is that type likes a flower woman, obviously is very proper matter, she can also ban the topic opening by 18. As for Chen Qingyuan this girl, dies dies stubborn stubborn, not put in disfavor determination. Is always thinking and Qin Ze has what/anything. 张雅就是那种喜欢口花花的女人,明明是很正经的事情,她也能以十八禁话题开头。至于陈清袁这丫头,死犟死犟,一点都没有被打入冷宫的自觉。总想着和秦泽发生点什么。 How old gentleman should see me, I made the 22 year outstanding son's image...... 老爷子该怎么看我啊,我做了二十二年优秀儿子的形象...... This damn smartphone, the message prompt will come out the information content naked ball, old gentleman looked at a what/anything to see, has not needed to select the mailbox, satisfied spying on son's privacy. 还有这该死的智能机,短信提示会把信息内容赤裸裸的弹出来,老爷子瞄一眼就什么都看到了,还不用点开信箱,心安理得的窥探儿子的隐私。 Transmits a scream suddenly, subsequently the shoulder sinks. 身后忽然传来一声尖叫,继而肩膀一沉。