Entered Room meeting, the Qin Ze first eye did not look at the sliver of brown paint table, sat well four interviewers, but looked poured in the broom of ground. 进了会议,秦泽第一眼不是看长条棕漆桌,端坐的四名面试官,而是看一眼有没有倒在地上的扫帚。 Qin Baobao know that younger brother repeatedly interview failure, thought that is the younger brother interview is not distracted, therefore no one wants, then when turned out her past graduation «Interviewer 108 Test» that bought, instructed earnestly to younger brother, must pay attention to the detail, must estimate the interviewer with most exaggerate mentality. Qin Ze spent for two days to read this book, the hearts said your mother, the interviewers will really play. 秦宝宝知道弟弟屡屡面试失败,觉得是弟弟面试不走心,所以才没人要,便翻出她当年毕业时买的一本《面试官的108种考验》,对弟弟耳提面命,一定要注意细节,要用最浮夸的心态揣度面试官。秦泽花了两天把这本书啃完,心说尼玛啊,面试官们真会玩。 The brooms fall to the ground to hold, is the typical case row. But in the book offers two opinions, one type is to see the falling to the ground broom must hold, according to the conventional answer, should pick up rapidly in the broom of ground, enters the interview again, this was once regarded as works carefully, responsible. Another type does not hold. Because also possibly is anti- routine of interviewer, you must hold, they thought that holds the broom to want do for oneself continually, cannot distinguish clearly own post responsibility, in the future is willing unable to make to order the important matter. 扫帚倒地扶不扶,是典型的案列。但书中又给出两种意见,一种是见倒地扫帚要扶,按常规的答案,应该是迅速捡起掉在地上的扫把,再参加面试,这曾被看成做事细心、有责任感。另一种是不扶。因为也可能是面试官的反套路,你要扶了,他们就觉得连扶扫帚都要亲力亲为,分不清自己的岗位职责,将来肯定做不了大事。 had a dumbfounded expression that Qin Ze look, is holds or does not hold, asked elder sister, elder sister could not give the answers. Talked ambiguously, in accordance with the situation however decided. 秦泽看的一脸懵逼,到底是扶还是不扶,问姐姐,姐姐也给不出答案。含糊其辞说,视情况而定吧。 God motherf**ker in accordance with the situation decides. 神tm的视情况而定。 Sweeps a ground fast, has not held the artificial test of broom fortunately, he interviewed so many company, this test has not really met, wants to come is routine is too old. 飞快扫一眼地面,还好没有扶扫帚的矫情考验,他面试了这么多家公司,这种考验真没遇到过,想来是套路太老了。 Qin Ze then takes a look at four interviewers, took a look at a data plate, respectively is marketing department manager, Investment Department manager, Human Resources Department manager and assistants general manager. Two male and two female, a potbellied uncle and a 30 -year-old man, a middle-aged woman and a young delicate woman who wear the eye. 秦泽这才打量四名面试官,瞅了眼铭牌,分别是市场部经理、投资部经理、人事部经理以及总经理助理。两男两女,一个大腹便便的大叔和一个30来岁的男人,一个戴眼睛的中年女人和一个年轻清秀的女人。 The interviewers are also considering Qin Ze, the young fellow leather bag is good, the stature is also good, looks very energetic. In the company 50~60 person, few are more graceful than him. 面试官也在考量秦泽,小伙子皮囊不错,身材也不错,看着很精神。公司五六十号人里,没几个比他帅的。 What first spoke was Human Resources Department manager, the middle-aged woman holds the picture frame, the lens flashed through together the sharp reflection: „Qin Ze, in the resume does not have your assignment experience, are your intern these months, doing?” 最先发话的是人事部经理,中年女人扶了扶镜框,镜片闪过一道犀利的反光:“秦泽,简历上没有你的任职经验,请问你实习的这几个月,在干什么？” Comes up is the sharp issue, Qin Ze sits on the chair, both hands place on the knee, the back is stiff, replied truthfully: „These two months are speculating in the stock market.” 一上来就是犀利的问题,秦泽坐在椅子上,双手放在膝盖上,腰杆挺直,如实回答:“这两个月都在炒股。” Marketing department manager smiled immediately, he said: „Did convenience ask your returns ratio?” 市场部经理顿时笑了,他说:“方便问一下你的收益率吗？” „Ok!” Qin Ze nods: „Average returns ratio in 90 percent about, highest 300 percent. Lowest 40 percent.” “可以！”秦泽点头:“平均收益率在百分之九十左右,最高百分之三百。最低百分之四十。” Marketing department manager brow raised, very astonishing returns ratio, considering that the recent stock market rises sharply , is not unacceptable. Other interviewer surprise, after all are impossible to want him to deliver according to the list, the genuine and fake are undetermined. 市场部经理眉头一挑,很惊人的收益率,不过考虑到近期股市大涨,也不是不能接受。其他面试官没怎么诧异,毕竟不可能要他交割据单,真假待定。 Investment Department manager, about the 30 years old man, smiles hē hē saying: „Says that the trend of recent stock market, some people said bulk lots continuously pull-up, will certainly rise sharply, some people said that is bottoming of bulk lots pull-up, is the normal phenomenon, crossed this to return to consciousness just before dying, will restore low.” 投资部经理,三十岁左右的男人,笑呵呵道:“说一说最近股市的走向,有人说大盘连续拉升,必将大涨,有人说不过是大盘的触底拉升,属于正常现象,过了这一段回光返照,又会恢复低迷。” Qin Ze said: „Stock market must rise sharply.” 秦泽道:“股市要大涨了。” Investment Department manager made „please” hand signal: „Please start your speech.” 投资部经理做了个“请”的手势:“请开始你的演讲。” Pū...... 噗...... Qin Ze has almost not collapsed to smile to make noise at the scene. „Please start your speech” is listed as with the taunt language that „hē hē” shares the honor. Does not know that this fellow is intends or has no intention, plays the stem to play so flawless. 秦泽差点没崩住当场笑出声。“请开始你的演讲”被列为与“呵呵”齐名的嘲讽语。不知道这家伙是有意还是无意,玩梗玩的如此天衣无缝。 The interviewers look at Qin Ze, in the time of interview, some people said that the spring of stock market came, some people said that returns to consciousness just before dying. Yes and no answer is not the interviewers wants to listen, but looked how the interview staff debated. 面试官们看着秦泽,面试的这段时间里,有人说股市的春天来了,有人说是回光返照。“是”与“否”的答案不是面试官们想听的,而是看面试员工怎么辩论。 Qin Ze expresses for several seconds, said slowly: „Judgment stock market whether has the foundation that turns bullish medium and long-term, some in three reference method.” 秦泽措辞几秒,徐徐道:“判断股市是否具备中长期走牛的基础,有三中参考方法。” „One: The economist often said, the stock market is the economical barometer, the general orientation is correct. Therefore the stock market walks does not turn bullish, must first look whether the macroeconomic starts to recover. But looks at the macroeconomic recovery or not, first looks at the economic situation in Europe and US, their economical qualities, directly are affecting the global financial market. How as to see, the pmi data of ppi data and HSBC announcement that the National Bureau of Statistics published can tell us the answer.” “一:经济学家常说,股市是经济的晴雨表,大方向正确。因此股市走不走牛,要先看宏观经济是否开始复苏。而看宏观经济复苏与否,先看欧美各国的经济状况,他们的经济好坏,直接影响着全球金融市场。至于怎么看,国家统计局公布的ppi数据以及汇丰公布的pmi数据可以告诉我们答案。” Investment Department manager breaks directly: „As far as I know, the economy of Europe and US is not good, but our country real estate downward, the policy income slides, causes the national economy downward great stress.” 投资部经理直接打断:“据我所知,欧美各国的经济并不好,而咱们国家房地产下行、政策收入下滑,导致全国经济下行压力巨大。” On the data plate of this fellow writes his name: Li Linfeng. 这家伙的铭牌上写着他的名字:李林峰。 Qin Ze is calm: „In this world the right and wrong black is never white, cannot say that the foreign economy is bad, the stock market on certain difference, the stock market is called the investment in the foreign country, called to speculate in the stock market in China, speculates in the stock market, can look over the situation simply, did that also call to speculate in the stock market?” 秦泽镇定道:“这世上从来不是非黑即白,不能说外国经济差,股市就一定差,股市在外国叫做投资,在中国才叫炒股,炒股炒股,这么简单就能纵观大势,那还叫炒股？” Li Linfeng nods, approves his viewpoint, said with a smile: „Continued.” 李林峰点点头,认同他的观点,笑道:“继续说。” „Two: Looks at the stock market trends of foreign several big economic powers, their markets, decided the market of global stock market. Domestic stock market along with natural trend.” “二:看外国几大经济大国的股市走向,他们的市场,决定了全球股市的市场。国内的股市随性走势。” A Li Linfeng brow wrinkle, „that should not be expected to rise, US , UK , France and other country's of the stories in a complete mess.” 李林峰眉头一皱,“那就更不该看涨了,美、英、法等国的故事一塌糊涂。” „This concerns the third point that I said.” Qin Ze said. “这就关乎我说的第三点。”秦泽说。 Li Linfeng leans the body slightly, makes to listen respectfully to the shape. 李林峰微微倾身,做出聆听状。 Another three potential surface examination officials are also earnest, inside several interview, Qin Ze most can talk, what no matter and he said is to is wrong. 另外三位面试官也认真起来,几个面试员里头,秦泽是最能侃的,且不管他说的是对是错。 „The national condition in each country is different, the domestic stock market trend, the economy and stock market of foreign country, can only regard the reference. The reason of my stronger tendency stock market is, domestic economy downward, the bubble of real estate gets bigger and bigger.” “每个国家的国情都不一样,国内股市走向,外国的经济、股市,只能当成参考。我看涨股市的原因在于,国内经济下行,房地产的泡沫越吹越大。” „Ha!” Marketing department manager smiled one: „Domestic economy is bad, the stock market should low be right.” “哈！”市场部经理笑了一声:“国内经济差,股市应该低迷才对。” „In normal condition is this.” Qin Ze said: „But, the government introduces a series of policies in March of this year and in July, twice cuts the interest rate to fall, may also reduce the investment return, the investment of risk-free high benefit reduces, this causes the bank to have so much idle funds, where will these money flow to? Another , the industry market was over about past two years low the innovation, the market is low, last year was even ipo also time-out, supported the industry, will certainly have the new stock release, if must restart ipo, the market essential must have a wave of rise, moreover was a stable market, only then in this case, can urge the enterprise through ipo, conducted the direct finance through the capital market.” “正常情况下是这样。”秦泽说:“但是,政府在今年三月、七月出台一系列政策,两次降息降准,可也压缩了投资效益,无风险高效益的投资减少,这造成银行有大量空闲资金,这些钱将流向哪里？再一个,过去两年来,实业市场连创新低,市场低迷,去年更是连ipo也暂停了,扶持实业,必将有新股发行,如果要将ipo重启,市场必需要有一波上涨,而且是一个稳定的市场,只有在这种情况下,才能促使企业通过ipo,通过资本市场来进行直接融资。” Marketing department economical brow tight wrinkle. 市场部经济眉头紧皱。 Do all these that Li Linfeng, „you mused, have the big data to make the support? Without the market survey and analysis of long time, was an armchair strategist.” 李林峰若有所思,“你说的这一切,有大数据做支撑吗？没有长时间的市场调查、分析,就是纸上谈兵。” Naturally has, Qin Ze these two months are to do this, he data that nearly two years of stock market market and recent policy and statistics bureau published, all gnawed. Who can understand understood, could not understand from system that exchange knowledge. Thick one pile of scratch papers he remained at home. 当然有,秦泽这两个月就是干这个的,他把近两年的股市市场、近期政策以及统计局公布的数据,全都啃了个遍。能理解的自己理解,理解不了的从系统那兑换知识。厚厚一摞草稿纸他留在家里了。 „I express my view, the speaking incorrectly place, several leaders criticize freely.” Qin Ze said. “我只是发表我自己的看法,说错的地方,几位领导尽管批评。”秦泽说。 The topic of this similar academic debate, the itself is who is unable to convince anyone, everyone has own view, in the industry to bullish being expected to fall of stock market, was arguing. 这种类似学术争论的话题,本就是谁都无法说服谁,每个人都有自己的看法,行业内对股市的看涨看跌,也在争论。 Old Gentleman Qin is expected to rise, but the concept is conservative, therefore throws the change, Qin Ze is expected to rise, thought that the stock market will soar, therefore „losing everything” full Cang. 秦老爷子看涨,但观念保守,所以投小钱,秦泽看涨,觉得股市会一飞冲天,所以“倾家荡产”的满仓。 Li Linfeng carries the teacup with a smile, „has the idea very much.” 李林峰笑着端起茶杯,“很有想法。” The Qin Ze's concept, he only approves part, this is an interview, is not the academic debate, does not need to be expected to fall being red in the face that struggles bullish, his goal was to test the school Qin Ze's specialization, the answer has come out. 秦泽的观念,他只认同一部分,这是场面试,不是学术争论,没必要看涨看跌而争的面红耳赤,他的目的是考校秦泽的专业性,答案已经出来了。 Investment Department manager Li Linfeng gave grading at heart, qualified! Saw young people who rarely can talk, serious boasting, blows is very reasonable. 投资部经理李林峰心里给出了评分,合格！难得见到一个能侃的年轻人,一本正经的吹牛,偏偏还吹的很有道理。 Human Resources Department manager is not quite satisfied with Qin Ze, because he does not have work experience. 人事部经理对秦泽不太满意,因为他没有工作经验。 Because marketing department manager section move of full, has the indifferent attitude. 市场部经理则因为自己部门已经招满,持无所谓态度。 Only does not have any assistant general manager of statement, at this time, revealed her big move finally. 唯一没有任何表态的总经理助理,此时,终于亮出了她的大招。 This 27~28 delicate woman, takes out an examination paper from the folder, pushes to Qin Ze, said with a smile: „Here has the college entrance examination examination paper, gives you a half hour, you can take the perfect score, company enroll you.” 这位二十七八的清秀女人,从文件夹里取出一份卷子,推给秦泽,笑道:“我这里有份高考卷子,给你半小时,你能拿满分,公司就录取你。” Such operation?! 还有这样的操作？！ Several manager shocked. 几个经理震惊了。 This assistant general manager is always benign in today's interview, without deliberately creates obstacles for the first several young people, the issue that asks is fair, how to here, the style all changed. 这位总经理助理在今天的面试中始终和颜悦色,没刻意刁难前几名年轻人,提的问题都中规中矩,怎么到了这儿,画风就全变了。 Gathering the advantage is only investment company of moderate scale, does not need to raise to the plane of political principle, the college entrance examination has not requested the science subjects foremost person in the field certainly to take the perfect score. 聚利只是中等规模的投资公司,没必要这么上纲上线吧,高考也没要求理科状元一定拿满分啊。 They looked how many minutes the Qin Ze's look had to pity immediately, perhaps did this young people offend her? 他们看秦泽的眼神顿时有了几分怜悯,许是这年轻人得罪她了？ Smiles to have the women of two dimples, the faint smile: „Has the issue?” 笑起来有两个酒窝的女人,似笑非笑:“有问题吗？” Qin Ze said: Without the issue, gives me while convenient a pen. Then the chair moves before the table, selfish answer. 秦泽说:没问题,顺便给我支笔。然后就把椅子挪到桌前,自顾自答题。 Wields the pen such as flies! 运笔如飞！ Passing clouds and flowing water! 行云流水！ By level that the Qin Ze cracking with the teeth skill book cracks with the teeth, is not a problem with the high score, with the perfect score is not good, but a half hour is too hasty. He and fills up the topic to handle the choice question, the high long complex solution answer gives system. 以秦泽嗑技能书嗑出来的水平,拿高分不成问题,拿满分也不是不行,但半个小时太仓促。他把选择题和填空题搞定,亢长复杂的解答题交给系统。 A half hour, is nothing more or less. 半小时,不多不少。 Qin Ze puts to start writing, long puts out the one breath: „Ok.” 秦泽搁下笔,长长吐出一口气:“好了。” Ok? 好了？ Several manager whole face doubt. 几个经理满脸狐疑。 Teases me? 逗我呢？ Then how long? 这才多久？ You determined that a half hour can answer the perfect score? 你确定半个小时能答满分？ Assistant general manager very good concealing lives in the shock in eye, takes out one to print the good answer leisurely, contrasts, looks up Qin Ze one. 总经理助理很好的掩饰住眼中的震惊,慢条斯理又取出一份打印好的答案,对比一遍,抬头看秦泽一眼。 Also contrasts, looks at Qin Ze one again. 又对比一遍,再看秦泽一眼。 Is unwilling, compared an answer, with the tone of suspicion life: „How you achieve.” 不甘心,又对照了一遍答案,用怀疑人生的口吻:“你怎么做到的。” „Perfect score?” Human Resources Department manager, wears middle-aged woman impatient asking of black frame eyeglasses. “满分吗？”人事部经理,戴黑框眼镜的中年女人迫不及待的问道。 Female assistant silent nod. 女助理无声点头。 „I do not believe.” Li Linfeng sets out to grasp the examination paper and that answer, personally comparison. After the moment, he raised the head, with the tone of suspicion life: „How you achieve.” “我不信。”李林峰起身抓起卷子和那份答案,亲自对照。片刻后,他抬起头,用怀疑人生的口吻:“你怎么做到的。” „My math comparison has the talent.” The Qin Ze heart said that mmp, father mian tries, how you want. “我数学比较有天赋。”秦泽心说,mmp,老子面个试而已,你们想怎么样。 He thought that this routine seems to have met before. 他觉得这套路似曾相识。 The female assistant adjusts the stiff expression, clears throat, „Monday goes to work.” 女助理调整僵硬的表情,清了清嗓子,“周一来上班。” Qin Ze then sets out to leave Room meeting. 秦泽便起身离开会议。 The young people who outside meeting, several have not interviewed collect, „so to be how long?” 会议室外,几个没面试的年轻人凑上来,“怎么这么久？” „What asked your?” “问你什么了？” „You went in forty minutes.” “你进去四十分钟了。” Qin Ze black an interviewer: „Their brains are sick, making me make the high number examination paper.” 秦泽黑了一把面试官:“他们脑子有病,让我做高数卷子。” Does the advanced mathematics make the examination paper? 高等数学做卷子？ The youth people of extraordinary ability look at each other in blank dismay. 青年俊彦们面面相觑。 The interviewers will really play, can we first download a science subjects college entrance examination examination paper spare? 面试官真会玩啊,我们要不要先下载一份理科高考试卷备用？ Graduated for many years, does not know that the knowledge of high school can also pick. 毕业好些年了,也不知高中的知识还能不能捡起来。