M1979 :: Volume #3

#774: Long humor


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Li Dongdai the wife is passing through the gate, to Li He actually polite, being smiling is distributes the cigarettes to ignite, Li He really not good bear he, let alone is in front of others wife. 李冬带着媳妇进门,对着李和倒是客气的很,嬉皮笑脸的又是递烟又是点火,李和真不好熊他,何况还是当着人家媳妇的面。 However to wife who Li Dongqu is passing through the gate, he actually amazed, this girl stature is the stature, the face is the face, is very good, how can let Li Dong this small advantage? 不过对着李冬娶进门的媳妇,他倒是惊诧了一把,这女孩子个子是个子,脸面是脸面,很是不俗,怎么能让李冬得这个便宜? Fortunately?” “还好?” Li Dongdao, also becomes, compared with beforehand strong many.” 李冬道,“还成,比以前强多。” Said in side greatly strongly, Li Dong adjusts in the county now, young has been the cadre.” 大壮在旁边道,“李冬现在调到县里了,年纪轻轻就做了干部。” Li He says with a smile, yo, is promising, do't that can invite my one table?” 李和笑着道,“呦呵,有前途,那不得请我一桌?” The Li Dong modest say/way, is nothing to speak , the elder brother, you do not tease me, is Longo helps me, where otherwise I have the opportunity to know any county leader.” 李冬谦虚的道,“不值一提,哥,你别取笑我,都是隆哥帮我,不然我哪里有机会认识什么县领导。” The Li He racket his shoulder, that well does, perhaps old Li Family really can have a high official.” 李和拍拍他肩膀,“那就好好干,说不定老李家真能出个大官。” The old woman fetches water in the well, he hurries to help the lane. 老太太在井边打水,他慌忙过去帮着弄。 Aiya, your brothers chat, for a long time has not met, chummy chummy, fetches water I to come.” The old woman likes looking chat that the children are cheerful and lively like this. “哎呀,你们兄弟多聊聊,好长时间没见面,热乎热乎,打水俺自己来。”老太太就喜欢看孩子们这样有说有笑的聊天。 All right, I this time select in home time association president, some are the time and they plays.” Li He persists in helping the old woman fetch water. “没事,我这次在家时间会长点,有的是时间和他们玩。”李和还是坚持帮着老太太打水。 „, Was right, you come, I said a matter to you.” One side Li Long arrives at Li Dongla alone, frowns saying that with haven't seen money to result in daily, is short of money? Was short of money said with me, young did not learn.” “哦,对了,你过来,我跟你说个事。”李隆单独把李冬拉到一边,皱着眉头道,“别天天跟没见过钱似得,缺钱啊?缺钱和我说,年轻轻的不学好。” Elder Brother, your this saying I do not understand any meaning.” Li Dong is a little intense, actually he does not fear Li He, but feared that Li Long is actually practical, the Li He good and evil reasons with, the disposition is also temperate, but Li Long is different, temperament these years more and more greatly did not say, in the situation that can begin did not talk. “哥,你这话我不明白什么意思。”李冬有点紧张,其实他不怎么怕李和,但是怕李隆倒是切切实实的,李和好歹讲理,性格也温和,但是李隆不一样,脾气这些年越来越大不说,能动手的情况下坚决不怎么动口。 Also, he did not dare angry Li Long, he was clear, does not have lending a hand of Li Long, in the county who knew that his Li Dong was who! 再说,他也不敢恼了李隆,他心里清楚,没李隆的帮衬,县里谁认识他李冬是谁啊! Moreover mixes outside, knows that Li Long is his elder brother, others also sell the face. 而且在外面混,都知道李隆是他哥,人家也卖面子。 However he will also mix, otherwise is unappreciative, wants to come up unable to come up. 不过他自己也会混,不然不识抬举的,想上去都上不去。 Whose money you took, don't you have the points?” Li Long is angry obviously very much, has kicked a foot toward his calf, comes, do not run!” “你拿了谁的钱,你心里没点数?”李隆显然很生气,朝着他腿肚子踢了一脚,“过来,别跑!” Hey, the elder brother, I knew mistakenly, was not good, the person are many, gave me to select the face.” Li Dong is smiling, hopes to deceive. “嘿,哥,我知道错了,还不行嘛,人多,给我点面子。”李冬嬉皮笑脸的,希望糊弄过去。 „If not give you face, I in private did not say to you. You also know that is concerned about face? You think that others to you money, no one know probably result, if you black thorough, everybody can also look at your one eyes high, draws cash the management, but also is candid, like this covered-up, indeed hoodwinks itself to play? Mother, this county such big place, which black, which white, who doesn't have the points?” “要是不给你面子,我就不私下给你说了。你还知道要脸啊?你以为人家给你钱,好像谁都不知道似得,你要是黑的彻底,大家还能高看你一眼,拿钱办事,还磊落,这样藏着掖着的,敢情自己蒙自己玩呢?妈的,这县城就这么大地方,哪个黑的,哪个白的,谁心里没点数?” Elder Brother, others delivered to entrance, I was not good to reject.” Li Dong azure white. “哥,人家都送到门口了,我也不好拒绝吧。”李冬一阵青一阵白。 „Did you work as an scallion oneself this assignment really? Does not know oneself were surnamed anything, let me tell you, you were my younger brother, I managed you, others I did not have this leisurely mood!” Li Long ignites the flue, also really presses you, these several hundred dollars can have a liking, but also falls itself the body to be bashful, you ask, now who has not known you did collect the wool natural money?” “你真把自己这点差事当棵葱了?都不知道自己姓啥了,我跟你说啊,你是我弟,我才管你,别人我没这个闲心!”李隆点着烟道,“也真难为你,这几百块钱都看得上,还把自己落身臊,你去问问,现在还有谁不知道你收了毛大方的钱?” This bastard! Did he say everywhere?” Li Dongqi clenching jaws. “这王八蛋!他到处说了?”李冬气的咬牙切齿。 Li Long white his eyes, „do you think?” 李隆白了他一眼,“你以为呢?” I beat to death this bastard!” Li Dong closely is pinching fist. “我非揍死这王八蛋!”李冬紧紧的捏着拳头。 Li Long beckons with the hand, considers as finished you, if cannot do hurries to dismiss, is suspended in midair, I look that is uncomfortable for you, will carry again like this clear, will not have an accident sooner or later.” 李隆摆摆手,“算了吧你,要是不能做就赶紧辞了吧,不上不下的,我看着都替你难受,再这样拎不清,早晚也是出事。” Elder Brother, I will not do business like you.” Although Li Dong at present the authority is not big, but the size is a cadre, exits also dignified, making him give to discard easily, he definitely does not give up. “哥,我又不像你会做生意。”李冬眼前虽然职权不大,可大小是个干部,出去也体面,让他轻易给丢掉,他肯定舍不得。 You also not for money? For money, comes out to do business with your Third Brother, this brings in money is quicker, covertly collects others money, can be any matter.” “你还不是为了钱?既然为了钱,就出来跟你三哥做生意,这来钱更快,偷偷摸摸的收人家钱,能算什么事。” „, Second Brother.” Li Dong did not know how Li He will come out from side suddenly. “啊,二哥。”李冬不晓得李和怎么会突然从旁边出来。 Li He says with a smile, I heard in side clearly, if you for really long-term, will not do this matter, right that your Third Brother said that where will have anything, sooner or later, you must plant above, now dismissed was better.” 李和笑着道,“我在旁边听得清楚了,你要是真为了长远,就不会做这种事,你三哥说的对,哪有什么神不知鬼不觉,早晚啊,你得栽在上面,现在辞了更好。” Although is not intimate with the relations of Li winter, but Li He does not hope that he will have an accident in the future, if has had an accident, old Li Family is a body, impossible, no matter did not ask. 虽然和李冬的关系并不亲近,但是李和也不希望他将来出事,要是真出事了,老李家都是一体的,也不可能不管不问。 I considered again.” Li Dong is very hesitant. “我再考虑考虑。”李冬很是犹豫。 Li Long said, what considers? Comes out to do business, our brothers several concentricity, which year don't I lead you to make 1.1 million?” 李隆道,“考虑什么?出来做生意,咱们兄弟几个同心,哪年我不带你挣个1100000的?” I knew.” “我知道了。” Li Dong hears these much money, said that not excited that is impossible. 李冬听到这么多钱,说不心动那是不可能的。 That again well thinks, have not studied to crawl to start to study.” “那就再好好想想,别没学爬就开始学走了。” Li He no longer said that whatever he considered. 李和不再多说,任由他自己考虑。 Next late, the daddy-longlegs cousin operates the walking tractor sending an entire sheep. 下晚,喜子老表开着手扶拖拉机给送来一整条羊。 Oneself are not keeping eating, does to this.” On the Li He mouth said like this, but helped to lift from the vehicle, he regarding this cousin was liking from the bottom of the heart. “自己不留着吃,给这干嘛。”李和嘴上这样说,但是还是帮着从车上抬了下来,他对于这个老表是打心底的喜欢。 The daddy-longlegs said, in family/home has, suffices to eat.” 喜子道,“家里有,够吃的。” Grandmother health is good.” Initially Li He had 50,000 money Bang to buy the tractor to run the transportation for the daddy-longlegs, afterward the business was good, made Li Long disburse money to give him to buy the freight vehicle, the only request was to hope him on the dessert to the old woman. “姥身体还好吧。”当初李和出50000块钱帮着给喜子买了拖拉机跑运输,后来生意不错,又让李隆出钱给他买了货车,唯一的要求就是希望他对老太太上点心。 The daddy-longlegs said that „after my house covers, has lived in my. The day before yesterday added you, asked when you came back.” 喜子道,“我房子盖好后,就一直在我那住着呢。前天还说你呢,问你什么时候回来。” Regarding Li He, he is also the gratitude of not being able saying that did not know also thought his ability, there is a filial piety, who knows, what disbursing money was Li He? 对于李和,他也是说不出的感激,不知道的还以为他自己能耐,又有孝心,但是又有谁知道,出钱的是李和呢? Therefore, lining face was he has resulted, he a little has been embarrassed. 所以,里子面子都是他得了,他一直都有点不好意思。 That is good, in the evening do not walk, the two brothers drink well.” Li He discovered this cousin also informed and experienced was similar, the lie will say, because he understood that who his grandmother and grandfather are, unmarried girls not necessarily in eye, let alone is the grandchild. “那就好,晚上别走,哥俩好好喝。”李和发现这老表也历练的差不多了,谎话都会说了,因为他了解他姥姥和姥爷是什么人,连闺女都不一定在眼里,何况是外孙。 No, I and others will go back to butcher the pig, we walk together, hit the pig to shake the child.” The daddy-longlegs said that also looked toward courtyard, three cousins?” “不,我等会回去就宰猪,咱们一起走,打猪晃子。”喜子说完,又朝着院子里看了看,“三老表呢?” Li He said, we went, he went to the county, the year 30 can come back.” 李和道,“咱们去好了,他去县里了,年30才能回来。” Li Long this season truly is busy now. 李隆现在这季节确实是忙得很。 „.” The daddy-longlegs toward Li Zhaokun of Suan little in the courtyard were also saying, uncle, hits the pig to shake.” “哦。”喜子又朝着正在院子里算小牌的李兆坤道,“姑爷,打猪晃。” You go, I.” Li Zhaokun rejection, prince, since Wang Yulan passes through the gate, has not been thinking highly of him, before was not rare flatters, now will not cherish. “你们去吧,我就不去了。”李兆坤拒绝,那王家自从王玉兰进门,就没瞧得起过他,以前不稀罕巴结,现在更不会稀罕。 The daddy-longlegs must continue politely, Li He says with a smile, left, his temper you are not clear, we go on the line.” 喜子要继续客气下,李和笑着道,“别了,他那性子你还不清楚,咱俩去就行。” Li Zhaokun this person does not bear a grudge fortunately, bears a grudge, the absolute monarchs are not good. 李兆坤这人不记仇还好,一记仇,天王老子都不行。 what Fang toward the car(riage) of daddy-longlegs in has put two bottles of liquor in the Li Zhaokun discontented look, and confessed that Li He little drinks in the evening. 何芳在李兆坤不满的眼神中往喜子的车里放了两瓶酒,并交代李和晚上少喝酒。 Li Yinao must with, what fragrance hug two palms of the hand toward the buttocks, the small girl honk the mouth has not been crying, this with Li Lan is the different disposition. Moreover each time Li Lanku time, she grins in side smiles, probably cries is really a very disgraced matter. 李怡闹着要跟去,何芳啪啪朝着屁股搂了两巴掌,小丫头嘟着嘴不哭,这跟李览又是不一样的性格。而且每次李览哭的时候,她就咧着嘴在旁边笑,好像哭真的是挺丢人的一件事情。 After Li He goes to Hewan Village, first went to the grandmother room. 李和去河湾村之后,先去了姥姥屋里。 The daddy-longlegs have covered around six, the middle has drawn the fence, has a courtyard, the couple live in the front side room. 喜子盖了前后六间,中间拉了围墙,有个大院子,老俩口就住在前面的耳房里。 The old woman does not know that the Daoist canon how long candied date has entertained him, the sugar melted, sticks, although he does not eat sweetly, to deal with old woman's enthusiasm, braced oneself to eat much. 老太太把不知道藏了多久的蜜枣招待他,糖都化了,粘兮兮的,他虽然不怎么吃甜,但是为了应付老太太的热情,还是硬着头皮吃了不少。 My clever grandson prospect.” The old woman smilingly looks at Li He saying that your maternal uncle they are old , that your cousin they were not easy, you are pulling.” “俺乖孙出息。”老太太笑眯眯的看着李和道,“你舅他们年龄大,也就那个了,你老表他们不容易,你拉扯着一点。” This you could rest assured that all right, they have the matter I certainly to help.” Actually what Li He said is real soul talk, is only his several cousins, is willing to be intimate with him except for the daddy-longlegs, other cousins see him with not to see him to resemble to result, from the entrance, has only greeted, makes him go to drink the face time of cup tea not to do, he is also helpless. “这你放心,没事,他们有事我一定帮着。”李和倒是说的是真心话,只是他几个老表,除了喜子肯跟他亲近,其它老表看见他就跟没看见他似得,从门口过,只打个招呼,连让他进去喝杯茶的面子功夫都不做,他也无奈啊。 Actually he also curious, normally no matter he, is Li Long, the two brothers mix is not bad, not necessarily said that must make them flatter, but is insufficient to be so desolate? 其实他心里也好奇,按说不管是他自己,还是李隆,哥俩混的都不差,不一定说要让他们巴结,可是不至于这么冷淡啊? The old woman said, your secure cousin they last year and lhunze quarrelled, among the brothers cannot have overnight enmity.” 老太太道,“你安老表他们去年和隆子吵架了,兄弟间千万不能有隔夜仇啊。” Old she actually suddenly explodes such a news. 老她却突然爆出来这么一个消息。 Brothers are not the bystanders, I also quarrelled with the lhunze.” Li He had not listened to any person to say actually this saying, has not said including Wang Yulan and Li Zhaokun. “兄弟不是外人,我跟隆子还吵架呢。”李和倒是一直没听任何人说过这话,连王玉兰李兆坤都没说过。 Right, right.” Old woman's happy say/way, quarrelled do not feel relieved, otherwise the brothers did not kiss.” “对,对。”老太太高兴的道,“吵个架不要放心上,不然兄弟都不亲。” All right, the grandmother, nobody feels relieved.” Li He has not continued to ask, the preparation goes back to ask other people. “没事,姥,没人放心上。”李和没继续问,准备回去问下其他人。 Just before leaving time, gives old woman 20,000 dollars, no matter this Qian Laotai too to the eldest son or the second son, his intention , the idea of old person he truly did not have the means to reverse. 临走的时候,还是给老太太20000块钱,不管这钱老太太是给大儿子还是二儿子,他的心意是到了,老人家的想法他确实没办法扭转。 Since killing new year's pig, on the dining table of daddy-longlegs called many people, naturally has his cousins. 既然杀年猪,喜子家的饭桌上都叫了不少人,自然有他的老表们。 Calculates according to the age, he is young, accompanied actually has been drinking many liquor, had not discovered that anything was not right, was coming one cup of me to drink one cup, I went to one cup of you at will. 按年龄算下,他算小,倒是陪着喝了不少酒,也没发现什么不对,就是来一杯我喝一杯,我去一杯你随意。 Was indistinct hears his another king Korean army cousins saying that do not mix was good, the eye could not see the person, has probably referred. 只是隐约间听见他另外一个王朝军老表说,别混的好了,眼睛都看不见人,好像有所指。 His face compels ignorant, what with what? 他一脸懵逼,什么跟什么? In the evening is proficient, Wang Yulan and the others have slept, he has not gone to disturb, only returned to oneself room with what Fangliao a meeting. 晚上到家,王玉兰等人已经睡觉,他没去打扰,只回到自己屋里和何芳聊了一会。 what Fangdao, „the third child is good, although temperament, is a little steadier than in the two years.” 何芳道,“老三还好,虽然有点脾气,这两年比以前稳重多了。” This is also.” His younger brother, Li He understood, cannot make any odd matter absolutely. Suddenly he thinks the wife who Li Dong, you said what this woman does settle on man? On Li Dong such?” “这也是。”自己的弟弟,李和还是了解,绝对做不出什么离谱事。突然他又想起来李冬的老婆,“你说这女人到底看中男人什么?就李冬那样的?” what Fang says with a smile, Li Dong stature is solid, which missed. Also, very can say, said did not permit others to have a liking for his sense of humor.” 何芳笑着道,“李冬个子结实,哪一点差了。再说,也挺能说,说不准人家看上他的幽默感了。” If the sense of humor can find wife, I was early should the wife and concubines in groups?” “要是幽默感能找到老婆,我是不是早该妻妾成群了?” ps: Has the reader to make the badger game let! Finally was a pity very much, awaking rapidness of that! Be in deep sorrow! ps:有读者使美人计让加更!结果很可惜,醒的那么快!痛不欲生!
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