M1979 :: Volume #3

#429: Joke

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Year 30 this New Year supper organizing units are Chinese embassy in Ukraine, those who preside over the evening banquet is ambassador to Ukraine open/stretch Xi said that as soon as they changed to entertain the tradition of guest in the embassy in the past, the host changed in the Kiev international hotel, the Ukrainian Government and army every large or small leaders, various countries' envoy in Ukraine, the China capital organizations, the Overseas Chinese and Chinese overseas students about 1000 people to attend on behalf. 年30这顿年夜饭主办单位是中国驻乌克兰大使馆,主持晚宴的是驻乌克兰大使张希云,他们一改以往在使馆招待宾客的传统,举办地改在了基辅国际酒店,乌克兰党政军大大小小的领导、各国驻乌克兰使节、中资机构、华侨华人、中国留学生代表等近1000人出席。 open/stretch Xiyun is jubilant, always he may overflow such scene, because must parade one's wealth needs money! 张希云喜气洋洋,从来他可都没过这样的场面,因为要摆阔气是需要钱的！ In the embassies in other countries, the overseas Chinese and Chinese-invested enterprise universal many are also quite wealthy, various fellow villager associations and types of mass organizations of overseas Chinese positively support this embassy party generally. 在其他国家的使馆,华人华侨、中资企业普遍多也比较富裕,华人华侨的同乡会和各种社团一般都是积极赞助这种使馆联欢会的。 But Ukrainian this place overseas Chinese were quite few, has no way to give the support, therefore was embassy paid in the past, since continuously the party of embassy in small scale. 可乌克兰这地方华人华侨比较少了,没法给赞助,所以以往都是使馆自己买单,一直以来使馆的联欢会都是在小打小闹。 However these time was different from the past, because there is filthy rich Li Caizhu to provide the support for this activity, Li He filthy rich package Kiev international hotel! 但是这一次不同于以往,因为有财大气粗的李财主为这次活动提供了赞助,李和财大气粗的包下了基辅国际酒店！ Li He has saved funds to them, scene that but can also manage is lavish, the embassy was certainly glad! 李和给他们省了一笔经费,还能办的更加场面阔气,大使馆当然乐意了！ For time trail connections with Chinese eastern eight areas, the time selection of evening banquet in the Ukrainian time in the afternoon five o'clock. 为了跟中国东八区的时间接轨,晚宴的时间选择在了乌克兰时间下午五点钟。 The hall is decorated with lanterns and colored streamers, jubilant, celebrates the year of the goat Spring Festival. 大厅张灯结彩,喜气洋洋,共庆羊年春节。 Ambassador open/stretch Xiyun gives the passionate speech according to the custom first. The praise the black intercourse is frequent in the past year, various domain exchange and cooperation continue vigorously to develop. This activity not only celebrates the Chinese Spring Festival, to congratulate the Sino-Ugandan traditional friendly relations. 张希云大使先是按照规矩发表热情洋溢的致辞。赞扬过去一年中乌两国往来频繁,各领域交流与合作继续蓬勃发展。此次活动不仅是庆祝中国新春佳节,也是为了祝贺中乌两国传统友好关系。 Li He listens to think that below is the ironies, the friendship is good, their these Chinese turned into the world citizen, covertly moves others family property. 李和在下面听着觉得都是反话,友谊是挺不错的,他们这些中国人都变成了世界公民,偷偷摸摸的搬人家家底。 At the reception, naturally must have jump dá dá the dance program. 招待会上,自然少不了蹦蹦哒哒的歌舞节目。 Afterward, „--!” Along with a loud sound, the smoke and fire like the arrow, the direct impact clouds are bringing incisively lives air-splitting, howls has been delimiting the curtain of night, when to the whistling tone gradually lowered, bang, acoustic shock four wild, magnificent profound items. 随后,“咻——嘣！”随着一声巨响,烟火像箭一样,直冲云霄带着尖锐的破空生,呼啸着划过夜幕,到了哨音渐低时,嘭,声震四野,华丽玄目。 The fireworks that sets off has lightened the nighttime sky of capital Kiev. 燃放的焰火点亮了首都基辅市的夜空。 No matter the native or the foreigner, are Li He these people, wells up on the street appreciates this to sacrifice for the rotten sky night scene together. 不管是本地人还是外国人,还是李和这些人,都涌在街道上一起欣赏这徇烂的天空夜景。 This is the money of Li He support from the domestic air transportation, in the dozen minutes in the sound, fell 1 million. 这是李和赞助的钱从国内空运过来的,在十几分钟咻咻的声音中,嘣掉了1000000。 Li He just like is the protagonist of this banquet, Ukrainian deputy prime minister season Yakov raises glass toward Li He personally, „Mr. Li, cheers for the friendship.” 李和俨然是这场宴会的主角,乌克兰副总理季雅科夫亲自朝李和举杯,“李先生,为了友谊干杯。” He thinks that a Chinese, has no fear of great distances, goes to Ukraine to waste money to deliver the advantage to him, worried for his pocket, what spirit is this? 他想到一个中国人,不远万里,来到乌克兰给他送钱送好处,为他的口袋操碎了心,这是什么精神？ This is the spirit of internationalism, this is spirit! 这是国际主义的精神,这是的精神! A noble person, a pure person, a virtuous person, has been separated from the vulgar interest person, the person who helps him to get rich! 一个高尚的人,一个纯粹的人,一个有道德的人,一个脱离了低级趣味的人,一个有益于他发财的人！ „Cheers.” Li He has held up the cup with a smile, the bureaucrat in this country colony from beginning to end was greedy, greedy without limits. Afterward the fourth president Yushchenko wants to renovate, first took the soft persimmon to pinch, has dismissed the national 230,000 traffic police one time completely, afterward was also however and egg. “干杯。”李和笑着举起了杯子,这个国家的官僚群体性的从头至尾的贪婪了,贪婪的无止境。后来第四任总统尤先科想整治,先拿了软柿子捏,一次性把全国230000名交通警察全部解雇了,后来也是然并卵。 Li He is also glad them to covet, they dare to receive, he dares to deliver. 李和也乐得他们贪,他们敢收,他就敢送。 Spring Festival, everybody respectively opened the work, the Li He daily matter is done to compile to the information of all people, then decided that which can receive, which do not receive, finally signs the stroke to draw money to exit. 春节过后,大家又各自开张了工作,李和每天的事情就是对所有人的情报做汇总,然后决定哪些可以收,哪些不收,最后签字划拉钱出去。 Yuan Ming and the others did not know where made an old electrical machinery to come back, after lifting the room, a person gathers round looks. 袁明等人不晓得从哪里弄了一个旧电机回来,抬回了房间后,一圈人围着看。 Li He also curious going forward looked at one, above many rusty stains, only then the rust of data plate had been abrasioned, „electrical machinery of Germany? Probably is on the PCB drilling implement.” 李和也好奇的上前看了一眼,上面很多的锈迹,只有铭牌的锈已经被磨掉了,“德国的电机？好像是PCB钻孔设备上面的。” Zhang Wenyu said, „this is we in the old workshop in Vilnius to subdue|grams Drill bit Factory discovered that has gone bad.” 张文郁道,“这个是我们在维尔纽斯克钻头工厂的一个旧厂房里发现的,已经坏了。” Li He says with a smile, „went bad has also taken carry back to do?” 李和笑着道,“坏了还拿回来干嘛？” The Liu Baoyong excited say/way, „went bad us also to bring to go back to study! We want to know 350,000 revolutions of high speed motors how the German produces!” 刘保用激动的道,“坏了我们也要带回去研究一下！我们就想知道德国人是怎么造的350000转的高速电机的！” „Disparity is big.” Li He is the same with these people, does not feel better at heart, the electrical machinery is the part of engine bed, 60,000 revolutions of domestic universal application, the electrical machinery technology still breaks down in the pit, he can only comfort saying that „takes your time, would catching up.” “差距是大。”李和跟着这些人一样,心里不好受,电机是机床的一个部分,国内的普遍应用的60000转,电机技术还在坑里趴窝呢,他只能安慰道,“慢慢来吧,总会赶上的。” His saying said is not self-confident, the machine tool industry pure is very difficult to pursue by the relocation and technology aquisition, it is massively is certainly practicing, in the foundation that the basic data accumulates the implementation technology evolution, depends on the introduction thus to lack the research and accumulation of most foundation unceasingly constantly. 他这话自己都说的不自信,机床工业单纯靠搬迁、技术引进很难追赶,它一定是在大量实践,基础数据积累的基础上不断实现技术演进,一味靠引进从而缺少最基础的研究、积累。 Yuan Ming breaks off the finger saying that „other first did not say, what system, seal and precision, we do not raise entirely, said that in part simplest part, the relay, resistance, electric capacity, diode and binding clamp these are simplest, which our same is qualified? What is most hateful is connection plug this simplest we must import! The comrades, this come out I to feel the shame!” 袁明掰着手指头道,“其他的先不说,什么系统、封装、精度,咱们统统不提,就说部件里面最简单的元件,继电器、电阻、电容、二极管、接线端子这些最简单,咱们哪一样是合格的？最可恨的是接口插座这样最简单的咱们都要进口啊！同志们,这趟出来我感觉到耻辱啊！” Does not compare does not know, a ratio has a scare! 不比不知道,一比吓一跳！ Secretary Liu Yiwei of electronic information group said, „the technology of Eastern Europe like this, idle talk UK , US, have had no way to compare.” 电子信息集团的刘仪伟书记道,“东欧的技术都这样了,更遑论英美了,更没法比了。” Li He sighed, stood to clap, „was good, everybody did not need to sigh, the matter that we handle at present here couple days ago to not pursue, we had evacuated the ultra hard material research institute the time, Comrade Zhang Wenyu, did not say that we at least have been able to do to break through in functional unit, the multiple axes rotary spindle heads and corner/horn cutter head these things took time we also to do.” 李和叹口气,站起来拍拍手,“行了,大家也不用感叹,咱们目前在这里做的事情不就是为了追赶嘛,前几天咱们搬空了超硬质材料研究所的时候,张文郁同志,不是还说嘛,咱在功能部件方面起码已经可以做突破了,双摆头、角铣头这些东西假以时日我们自己也能搞出来。” Liu Baoyong and the others breathed a sigh of relief, can only nod, realized after this disparity, the people to digging Soviet expert matter were more earnest, so long as the character of weight rank, they go to invite personally, gives the guarantee treatment personally. 刘保用等人舒了一口气,只能点点头,认识到这种差距后,众人对挖苏联专家这件事情更加的认真了,只要重量级别的人物,他们都是亲自去请,亲自给保证待遇。 Firmly decides so long as can hollow out the brains of these Soviet experts, when the biological father supplies not to relate. 下狠心只要能把这些苏联专家的脑子挖空了,当亲爹供着都没关系。 The person who came from the home were getting more and more, the new Asian-European land bridge that has not linked up was used by China, this international railway communication skeleton line basically is the cargo of Chinese. Stands in the Kiev hotel entrance, looks person who on the avenue comes and goes, is the Chinese of yellow skin. 从国内来的人越来越多了,尚未贯通的新亚欧大陆桥都被中国用上了,这条国际化铁路交通干线基本上都是中国人的货物。站在基辅酒店门口,看着大街上来来往往的人,全是黄皮肤的中国人。 Recently spread several jokes, the Ukrainian Institute of Metal Research and Maanshan Iron &\; Steel Company Ltd. represents the Soviet cold roll-formed profile delegation of experts that composed to go to Chinese visit, reached the technological cooperation agreement with Chinese Steel and iron Research Main hospital cold roll-formed profile Research institute, person excited of Ukrainian Delegation has exerted the preparation that makes money, finally comes back, discovered that the people of their research institute ran cleanly, laboratory and warehouse by Jinling Steel rolling Main plant evacuating. 最近又流传出来了好几个笑话,乌克兰金属研究所与马钢代表组成的苏联冷弯型钢专家代表团去中国访问,与中国钢铁研究总院冷弯型钢研究所达成了技术合作协议,乌克兰代表团的人正兴奋的准备挣大钱的时候,结果回来,发现他们的研究所的人跑干净了,实验室和仓库都被中国金陵轧钢总厂给搬空了。 The people of Ukrainian Institute of Metal Research delegation ask for the Ukrainian government, the answer of Ukrainian government is very clear, you must look for Moscow, your research institute has turned over to the Moscow manages. 乌克兰金属研究所代表团的人去找乌克兰政府,乌克兰政府的答复很明确,你们要去找莫斯科,你们研究所一直归莫斯科管。 The person in Jinling Steel rolling Main plant has not walked at this time, gave please the past the person of this crowd of dejected delegations. The polite guarantee said, the Chinese people opened wide the bosom to you. 金陵轧钢总厂的人此时还没有走,把这群垂头丧气的代表团的人给请了过去。客气的保证说,中国人民向你们敞开了怀抱。 These people do not have the place, simply the person in steel rolling main plant walked. 这些人没地方,干脆都跟着轧钢总厂的人走了。 Deputy Governor Lu Dongsheng and Eastern Shandong University deferred to last year planned visit for the principal, leading the delegation to visit Ukrainian super-hard material Research institute, finally the airplane landed nobody to meet did not say, to others unit entrance, the discovery was also completely empty. 鲁东省副省长、鲁东大学代校长按照去年的访问计划,率领代表团访问乌克兰超硬材料研究所,结果飞机落地没人接不说,到人家单位门口,发现也是空空如也。 They can only inquire the situation to the embassy first, knew after by Liu Baoyong and the others evacuating, principal Li Shu of Eastern Shandong University at the scene was anxious, „our school crystal material laboratory, but national key laboratory, but also in the construction, you gave to move, where we to learned from experienced people!” 他们只能到大使馆先打听情况,晓得被刘保用等人给搬空了以后,鲁东大学的校长李树才当场就急了,“咱们学校晶体材料实验室可是国家重点实验室,还在建设当中呢,你们给搬了,我们到哪里取经啊！” Liu Baoyong strikes one's chest the guarantee saying that „is all right, is different to our fifth research institute.” 刘保用拍着胸脯保证说,“没事,到我们第五研究院不是一样嘛。” Eastern Shandong Delegation, can only relinquish, next day returned to homeland. 鲁东代表团一行,只能作罢,第二天就回国了。 The Blue Star group that mainly sells the cleansing agent also came, in the Kiev hotel complacent shows off to want 200,000 dollars to everybody, can purchase needed 2 million dollars equipment, took advantage! 主要卖清洗剂的蓝星集团也来了,在基辅酒店里得意洋洋的向大家炫耀只要200000美金,就可以购进原来需要2000000美金的设备,占了大便宜了！ The general manager Ren Jian heart counted on everybody quarts his negotiations technology, Chinese inside may not have him such to offer a very low price! 总经理任建心本来指望大家夸夸他的谈判技术,中国人里面可没有他这么会杀价的！ But everybody looked that their looks look at the expressions of two fools. 可是大家看他们的眼神都是看二傻子的表情。 That look clearly again said, what neurosis this suspect is? 那眼神分明再说,这犯得是什么精神病？ The Blue Star group afterward finally inquired understood, they are really two fools! 蓝星集团后来终于打听明白了,他们果然是二傻子！ Under the guidance of sensible person, Ren Jian the heart has torn the original contract decisively, at the same night arranged the person to send to 20,000 dollars to Soviet productive forces chairman Della Gontsov. In situation that in he cannot believe that later only spent 10,000 dollars to buy this batch of equipment. 在明白人的指导下,任建心果断撕毁了原来的合同,连夜安排人给苏联生产力委员会主席德拉贡佐夫送去了20000美金。在他自己都不敢相信的情况下,之后只花了10000美金就买下来了这批设备。 Let his chest cavity be dumbfounded, broadens the outlook, said that anything is not willing to return to homeland, turned into one of the resident Ukraine. 让他膛目结舌,大开眼界,说什么也不愿意回国了,变成了常驻乌克兰的一员。
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