In the classroom a student reported that another student plays the hoodlum. 课堂上一个学生举报另外一个学生耍流氓。 The accuser is a male student, the subject is also a male student. 举报人是个男生,被举报人也是个男生。 Li He worries, the male student harasses the male student, this calculates that plays the hoodlum, he felt that is very thorny. 李和犯难,男生骚扰男生,这算耍流氓吗,他感觉很棘手。 Very earnest asked that the male student of that reporting, „he did trace your there?” 很是认真的问那个举报的男生,“他摸你那里了？” In the lecture hall laughs boisterously. 大教室里哄然大笑。 The male student of reporting is red in the face, „he has not traced me.” 举报的男生面红耳赤,“他没摸我。” „Did he kiss you?”, Li He stares the big eye to ask, really now comrades' open degree has exceeded his imagination! “他亲你了？”,李和瞪大眼睛问道,果然现在同志们的开放程度已经超出了他的想象！ The face of male student was redder, „does not have” 男生的脸更加红了,“没有” „Why you said that he plays hoodlum” “那你为什么说他耍流氓” Two people are impossible to pick the soap publicly, in the classroom these many people look that where Li He was quite curious plays the hoodlum. 两个人也不可能公开捡肥皂的,课堂上这么多人看着呢,李和就比较好奇哪里耍流氓了。 This male student pointed at another student saying that „Teacher Li, in his book was clamping a poster of very hoodlum, I personally saw.” 这个男生指着另外一个学生说,“李老师,他书里夹着一张很流氓的海报,我亲眼见的。” Hoodlum poster? 流氓海报？ Li He smiles, to was sitting in the reported male student who on the chair liked a cat on hot bricks said, „took to take a look.” 李和笑笑,对着坐在椅子上局促不安的被举报的男生说,“拿出来瞅瞅吧。” He sees the opposite party helpless appearance, oneself began to open the book of male student, in the page really had the poster of fold. ” Teacher Li ”, the male student saw Li He to open the poster, wants to prevent does not dare to prevent. 他见对方手足无措的样子,就自己动手翻开了男生的书,书页里果然有张折叠的海报。”李老师”,男生见李和打开了海报,想阻止又不敢阻止。 Li He has great anticipation to open looks, the result is only the star Vivien Leigh's poster, is really ordinary, if did not say that has anything to touch on slightly with the hoodlum, nothing but is this Vivien Leigh mind is extremely broad and level, looks is a personality people. 李和带着很大的期待打开一看,结果只是女星费雯・丽的海报,真是再普通不过,如果非说有什么跟流氓沾边的,无非就是这费雯・丽胸襟太过坦荡,一看就是性情中人。 Vivien Leigh has the delicate face, «War and Destiny» that the three-dimensional facial features, the slender beautiful curved eyebrows, she act the leading role, on the screen she is Heth, Heth is she, may in the person combine the astonishing unruliness gentle, that pair of gray-blue double mu not only loving and is bringing a cunningness. Is a man looks to be excited, has to open her poster not to be strange. 费雯・丽拥有清秀的脸庞,立体的五官,纤细的弯眉,她主演的《乱世佳人》,荧幕上她就是赫思嘉,赫思嘉就是她,柔媚可人中混杂着惊人的桀骜不驯,那双灰蓝色的双毪既含情脉脉又带着一丝狡黠。是个男人看着都会心动,有张她的海报不稀奇。 Li He opens the poster to the student of that reporting looked, „you don't think very attractive?” 李和把海报张开给那个举报的学生看,“你不觉得很漂亮吗？” The students said, „this is the spiritual pollution, we must abandon firmly.” 学生说,“这是精神污染,我们要坚决摈弃。” „I thought that very well looked, looks raises the eye. Trains aesthetically necessary.” “我觉得挺好看的,看着多养眼。培养审美还是有必要的。” He has given back to that student the poster, simultaneously this matter does not want to be done to argue, if argued to also argue to argue, did not have the big meaning. That said that this is the student of spiritual pollution, even if lascivious does not let off to own hand, but will still state categorically oneself are not lascivious, oneself are the ideological firm person. 他把海报还给了那个学生,同时这种事情也不想多做争辩,如果争辩起来也只是为了争辩而争辩,没多大意思。那个说这是精神污染的学生哪怕好色到连自己的手都不放过,但依然会一口咬定自己不好色,自己是个思想坚定的人。 The majority of students saw that poster, really broad and level fierce, really very much the art, on the face disdains, but the look betrayed them, from the physiology perspective, this look is very difficult to conceal. 大部分学生都看到了那张海报,果然坦荡的厉害,果然很艺术,脸上是不屑,可是眼神还是出卖了他们,从生理学角度来说,这种眼神是很难掩饰的。 The men like looking at the beautiful woman, is not man morally degenerate, but is a very natural conditioned reflex. 男人爱看美女,并不是男人道德败坏,而是一种十分自然的条件反射。 Some people have investigated, sees the beautiful woman, except for child, so long as is the man, no matter the youngster, middle age and old age, do not divide the race, wealth, status, ability and health status, the initial direct response is the same. 有人做过调查,看到美女,除了儿童,只要是男人,不管少年、中年、老年,不分种族、财富、地位、能力、健康情况,最初的直接反应都是一样的。 What kind of? 怎么样？ Finds the way to do his artillery-- 想办法干他一炮—— Li Yunlong 李云龙 Li He this has uncovered gently, lets learn a business unable to think majority of, unexpectedly also dares to say oneself also like! 李和这样轻轻揭过,让大部分学生意想不到,居然还敢说自己也喜欢！ Unexpectedly dares in the classroom openly to say oneself like the foreign woman of frank chest! 居然敢在课堂上公开说自己喜欢坦胸的洋婆子！ Insane! 疯了啊！ „ Makes the person tremble attractively „, Li He has not met such one on own initiative. “漂亮的让人战栗“,李和又不自觉的接了这么一句。 Teacher Li, your face fell the ground! 李老师,你的脸掉地上了！ Are you also concerned about face! 你还要不要脸！ In the classroom in an uproar, has to admire his broad and level gentleman, has to despise his color embryo one. 课堂上一阵哗然,有敬佩他坦荡君子,有鄙视他色胚一个。 Next ends the class, he starts first to look that the student paper does to revise, something he does not like bringing back to the home to do, can complete in the school, he completes in the school as far as possible. 下完课,他就开始第一时间看学生论文做批改,有些事情他不喜欢带回家做,在学校里能完成的,他尽量在学校完成。 section Shusheng knocked on a door saying that „, spoke to pay attention in the classroom, what raises the eye?” 章舒声敲门进来说,“以后在课堂上说话注意着点,什么叫养眼？” „Is attractive”, Li He has not thought a few words can pass on is so quick. “就是好看啊”,李和没想到一句话能传的这么快。 „What meaning person of high moral character word do you understand? In this words classroom can speak irresponsibly casually? Has a bad effect on the atmosphere”, chapter of level to Li He impolite asking. “师表这个词你懂什么意思吧？这种话课堂上能随便乱说吗？带坏风气的”,章舒声对李和不客气的问道。 Li He loudly shouted treats unjustly, „a boasts praise in the classroom also made a mistake? Says aesthetically?” 李和大呼冤枉,“怎么在课堂上夸赞美也是错了？讲不讲审美了？” section sound said, „aesthetic also wants the sub-field to gather, the situation that you attend class is obviously inappropriate” 章舒声道,“审美也要分场合吧,你上课的场合明显不合适” „Ok, I knew mistakenly.” “行,我知错了。” The one who understands the times is outstanding, the suspect chokes not to need, he knows that a chapter of level also sets an example. 识时务者为俊杰,犯呛没必要,他知道章舒声也就是做个样子而已。 Also the chapter of level good and evil was also to go abroad, thought in the west, what dirty strength has not seen, several poster several words did not watch completely, may the faculty working office turn over to her to manage after all, she must come out to give the person to look with the regulation. 再说章舒声好歹也是出过国的,思想偏西化,什么样的污力没见过,几张海报几句话完全不看在眼里,可毕竟教研室归她管,她要拿个章程出来给人看。 Li He walked with dog in the lane has formed the custom, every day sooner or later twice, will see Master Qin, he simply pretended not to see. 李和在巷子里遛狗已经形成了习惯,每天早晚两次,见到秦师傅,他就索性装作没看见。 Qin had the meter/rice to hold the arm by the parapet of bridge approach, far away started to shout, „surnamed Li, you gave me to come.” 秦有米抱着胳膊靠在桥边的栏杆上,老远就开始喊,“姓李的,你给我过来。” Li He has not responded, this woman does not fear disgraced, he is fearful, pulls the dog head not to return, walks toward the family/home directly. 李和没搭理,这娘们不怕丢人,他可怕丢人,牵着狗头都没回,径直往家走。 He just went home, Qin had meter/rice actually to pursue to main house gate, „your what meaning?” 他刚回到家,秦有米却是追到家门口了,“你什么意思啊？” Li He said, „this saying I asked you are right, your this shouts and wrangles wants to do?” 李和道,“这话我问你才对,你这大呼小叫的想干什么？” This is his second time speaks with this girl, after the first time, he does not want to speak with this girl, likes a person not needing the reason, the repugnant person does not need the reason, merely is because she looks like very repugnant, although this girl is very attractive, the body quantity is slender, white and tender water leakage. 这是他第二次跟这姑娘说话,第一次之后,他就再也不想和这姑娘说话,喜欢一个人不需要理由,讨厌一个人更不需要理由,仅仅是因为她看起来很讨厌,尽管这姑娘很漂亮,身量修长,白嫩的出水。 „What do I want to take a look at my grandfather to have a liking for your?”, Qin had meter/rice more than once this up and down to size up Li He. “我就想瞧瞧我爷爷看上了你什么？”,秦有米不止一次这样上下打量李和了。 Li He said, „your grandfather was old, old with dim eyes, how can have a liking for me.” 李和道,“你爷爷年纪大了,老眼昏花,要不怎么能看得上我。” „I also think”, this was Qin has the meter/rice first time to approve the Li He words. “我也是这么想的”,这是秦有米第一次认同李和的话。 „Therefore, I cannot seek friendships, you do not need such to be angry to look for my stubble.” “所以啊,我高攀不起,你不用这么生气来找我茬。” She impolite entered house, on fine gold gold/metal to courtyard wall porch described nitpicks, the ornaments of main room in his opinion were cloddish, has wasted such big space. Suddenly the revolving head said that „, if I give the opportunity that you pursue, you do not have no merit to speak.” 她不客气的进了宅子,对院墙廊檐上的鎏金描绘品头论足,堂屋的摆设在他看来是土里土气,浪费了这么大的空间。突然回转头道,“若是我给你追求的机会呢,你这人也不是一无是处。” Li He hurries saying that „I have the object, I have told your grandfather, you, leave others this opportunity” 李和慌忙道,“我有对象的,我跟你爷爷说过的,你啊,把这个机会留给别人吧” „Is the object who you said that surnamed He?”, Thinks that what fragrance she pants, she is this piece of flower, after the fragrance moves from where, others would making a comparison with what Fang with her, from the height to the appearance must as mean as the ground, can take making a move was only the skin compared with what Fangbai, she clenched teeth to be angry secretly long time. “你说的对象是那个姓何的？”,想到何芳她就气短,本来她是这一片的一枝花,自从何芳搬来后,人家总会拿她跟何芳做对比,从身高到长相都要被轻贱到地上了,唯一能拿出手的就是皮肤比何芳白了点,她暗自咬牙生气了好长时间。 „It is not, is not, my object you have not seen.” “不是,不是,我对象你没见过。” „Can be more attractive than me?”, Qin had the meter/rice to relax, so long as did not compare with what fragrance, very much had compared with her with other women self-confidently. “能比我漂亮？”,秦有米松了一口气,只要不是跟何芳比,跟其他女人比她还是很有自信的。 „At least in me is most attractive.” “起码在我心里是最漂亮的。” Qin had the meter/rice snort/hum, lifted the foot to walk. 秦有米哼了一声,抬脚就走了。 Li He left a big tone, his very bothersome this woman, thinks oneself infallible, is arrogant and conceited. 李和出了一大口气,他很烦这娘们,自以为是,目空一切。