MWA :: Volume #20

#16: Literary young man


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Yang Chan in statue looks at the two students in temple, this obscene poem definitely is topics in these two students, is really bold, shameless. 雕像中的杨婵看着庙中的两个书生,这首淫诗肯定是这两个书生中的一个题的,真是胆大包天,无耻至极。 Yang Chan wishes one could to call two thunder and lightning to divide these two students immediately, as the student, so obscene inexpensive, even if were admitted to the academic honor, is still one kind of bringing disaster on the nation and people. 杨婵恨不得立即就召来两道雷电劈死这两个书生,身为书生,如此的淫贱,就算考取了功名,也是祸国殃民的一类。 If knows Yang Chan such idea, Wu Yang definitely will feel very undeserved, first this obscene poem is not he writes, secondly he is not the student. 如果知道了杨婵这样的想法,吴阳肯定会觉得很冤枉,首先这淫诗不是他题的,二来他也不是什么书生。 However Yang Chan felt oneself is a rational deity, even in heart again angry, cannot slaughter innocents, this poem is only a person writes, then cannot another person killing. 不过杨婵觉得自己身为一个理性的神仙,就算心中再愤怒,也不能滥杀无辜,这首诗只是其中的一个人题的,那么就不能把另外一个人给杀了。 Therefore, must first make clear, which student topic is, when the time comes must make his blood splash five steps. 所以,要先搞清楚,到底是哪个书生题的,到时候必让其血溅五步。 Wu Yang is saying with a smile: Liu brother, your poem, although is good, but always felt that missed a point anything.” 吴阳笑着道:“刘兄啊,你这诗虽然好,但总感觉差了一点什么啊。” „, What missed a point?” In Liu Yanchang heart is somewhat disgruntled. “哦,差了一点什么?”刘彦昌心中有些不悦。 Regarding oneself literary talent, Liu Yanchang is very self-confident, as a student, he felt that oneself exceeds everyone. If these proceeds to the capital to take the civil service exam time the failure, certainly is the heaven envies him, the examiner cannot judge the quality of goods. 对于自己的文采,刘彦昌是非常自信的,身为一个书生,他感觉自己胜过所有人。如果这一次赴京赶考失败,一定是老天嫉妒他,主考官不识货。 But now this named Wu Yang's, says such words, obviously wants to provoke his literary talent, is really laughable, does the poem that his Liu Yanchang writes where have badly? Can pass on the eternity absolutely. 而现在这个叫做吴阳的,说出这样的话,显然是想挑衅他的文采,真是可笑,他刘彦昌写的诗哪里有差的?绝对可以名传千古。 Yang Chan also knows is obscene poem that which student writes, although wants to divide that student immediately, but the words of another student make her somewhat care, can this student also write obscene poem one? 杨婵也知道了是哪个书生写的淫诗了,虽然想立即劈死那个书生,但另外一个书生的话让她有些在意,难道这个书生也要题淫诗一首? If the topic, that divided together. 如果题了的话,那就一道劈死好了。 Wu Yang looks with smile on the face, but in the eye was disclosing uncomfortable Liu Yanchang, said: What difference is a feeling.” 吴阳看着面带笑容,但眼中透露着不爽的刘彦昌,道:“差的是一种感觉。” Hehe, feeling? What feels? Wu brother, you talks clearly actually, such dim words, are incorrect.” Liu Yanchang leads to ridicule. “呵呵,感觉?什么感觉呢?吴兄,你倒是说清楚啊,这样朦朦胧胧的话,可是不行的。”刘彦昌带着一丝讥讽道。 Wu Yang smiles, my also poem, how asking Liu brother to listen?” 吴阳笑了笑,“我也有一首诗,请刘兄听听如何?” Good.” “那好啊。” Liu Yanchang sneers in the heart, when you said that father your poem censuring being worth a red cent, your ground beetle also wants to dispute with my big talented person. 刘彦昌在心中冷笑,等你说完,老子将你的诗给贬的一文不值,就你这个土鳖也想和我这个大才子较量。 The Wu Yang's vision looked to the statue, revealed one to smile evilly. 吴阳的目光看向了雕像,露出一丝邪笑。 Three Holy Mother in sculpture trembles slightly, what's the matter? How to feel that this mortal and she is common in looking at each other? Did this mortal student discover her in the statue? 雕塑中的三圣母微微一颤,怎么回事?怎么感觉这个凡人与她在对视一般?难道这个凡人书生发现她在雕像中了? How possibly? How only mortal possibly discovers her, certainly is the misconception. 怎么可能?区区一介凡人怎么可能发现她,一定是错觉。 Meanwhile Yang Chan also came an interest, what kind of poem she must have a look at this mortal to be able but actually to make, certainly is the obscene poem, snort/hum. 同时杨婵也来了一点兴趣,她倒要看看这个凡人能够作出怎样的诗来,一定又是淫诗吧,哼。 Sees only Wu Yang to assume an air of self approbation saying: „Was celestial or angelic appearance beautiful appearance unusual, says really the moon/month palace Chang E female? Said really Xihu altogether king Qiang? If not the woodcarving gold plating becomes, through the ages world unparalleled. If results in the beautiful woman appearance so, not envy Xianlai envy affectionate couple.” 只见吴阳摇头晃脑道:“仙姿玉貌非正常,说甚月殿嫦娥女?说甚西子共王嫱?若非木雕金装成,古往今来世无双。若得佳人貌如此,不羡仙来羡鸳鸯。” After reciting the poem, Wu Yang only felt own artistic air bursting, probably was literary young man in legend. 吟完诗后,吴阳只感觉自己文艺气息爆棚,大概就是传说中的文艺骚年了吧。 If you must ask that Wu Yang this big uneducated person can make has the poem of artistic air like this? Definitely cannot, but plagiarizes can also unable? 如果你要问吴阳这大老粗能够作出这样有文艺气息的诗吗?肯定不能的啦,但剽窃还能不会吗? Liu Yanchang is opening the mouth, wants to taunt several, anything did not say. 刘彦昌张大着嘴,想要嘲讽几句,却什么都不说出来了。 If Liu Yanchang's poem is the obscene poem, then this of Wu Yang plagiarizing was the love poem. 如果说刘彦昌的诗是淫诗,那么吴阳剽窃的这就是情诗了。 Compared with Chang E, beauty like this big beauty three Holy Mother, last fully demonstrated heart of literary young man admire to three Holy Mother, rich romanticist color. 将三圣母比作嫦娥、西施这样的大美女,最后一句充分的展示了一个文艺骚年对三圣母的爱慕之心,富有浪漫主义色彩。 Good poem good poem. 好诗啊好诗。 Yang Chan in sculpture is somewhat in a daze, the innermost feelings seem like some tremors, 雕塑中的杨婵有些发呆,内心似乎有些颤动, In other words, in this poem stamp innermost feelings of Yang Chan that lonely tumult. 换句话说,这诗戳中了杨婵那寂寞骚动的内心了。 As a goddess, lonely over a thousand years, the thing always fills to yearn curiously with regarding love this has never attempted. 身为一个神女嘛,寂寞了上千年,对于爱情这样从未尝试过的东西总是充满向往与好奇的。 Said actually not a poem made Yang Chan fall in love with Wu Yang, Yang Chan did not have shit-headed to such degree, but this richest family had the poem of artistic air to make her touch. 倒不是说一首诗就让杨婵爱上吴阳了,杨婵还没有脑残到这样的程度,只是这首富有文艺气息的诗让她触动。 Liu Yanchang hollow laugh: Wu brother poem, with my similar.” 刘彦昌干笑着:“吴兄这诗还是可以的,和我的差不多吧。” Did not say that the facial skin of scholar is very thin? The facial skin of this your mother is thick enough. 不是说读书人的脸皮都很薄吗?这尼玛的脸皮有够厚的。 Wu Yang was disinclined to despise, the literary poem that the father plagiarized, can your what obscene poem compare can it be that? 吴阳都懒得鄙视了,老子剽窃来的文艺诗,岂是你那什么淫诗可以相比的? Yang Chan thought that she should speak. 杨婵觉得她该说话了。 Bold mortal.” Is full of the dignified sound to resound in the temple, like from comes, to bring the long residual sound in all directions. “大胆凡人。”一声充满威严的声音在庙中响起,有如从四面八方而来,带着长长的余音。 Wu Yang shows a smiling face, doesn't hide? 吴阳露出一丝笑容,不隐藏了吗? Liu Yanchang this instigated the whole body that the diaper frightens trembles, trembles to fight asking: Who? Is who is speaking?” 刘彦昌这怂包被吓的浑身一哆嗦,颤斗着问道:“谁?是谁在说话?” Who? I am three Holy Mother.” “谁?我是三圣母。” Three Holy Mother??” Liu Yanchang frightens is more ruthless, this is the deity. “三圣母??”刘彦昌吓的更狠,这可是神仙啊。 „The topic obscene poem in my sculpture sexually harasses me unexpectedly like this, you are really the big courage, when this crime executes!” “竟然在我的雕塑中题这样的淫诗调戏我,尔等真是好大的胆子,此罪当诛!” Liu Yanchang frightens knelt, is knocking the head: Three Holy Mother empresses forgive, forgives, that poem is not I write, is he, is he.” 刘彦昌吓的跪了下去,不停的磕着头:“三圣母娘娘饶命啊,饶命啊,那诗不是我题的啊,是他,是他。” Liu Yanchang is pointing at toward Wu Yang. 刘彦昌朝着吴阳指着。 Wu Yang speechless, it seems like should he really study one study to be together with the fool? Such fool, really makes one be caught off guard. 吴阳一阵无语,看来他真的该学一学如何与傻逼相处了?还有这样的傻逼吗,真是让人措手不及。 Also dares to falsely accuse others, clarity that I look, is you obscene poem of topic on this, shameless!” “还敢诬陷他人,我都看的清清楚楚,就是你在这上面题的淫诗,无耻至极!” Liu Yanchang flustered thoroughly, the head is knocking keeping: Three Holy Mother empresses forgive, the my humble self I am muddled for a while, your Sir has massive, lets off me, I later, later surely give you to burn incense much.” 刘彦昌彻底慌了,头磕着不停:“三圣母娘娘饶命啊,小生我是一时糊涂,您大人有大量,就放过我吧,我以后,以后一定给您多多上香。” Makes people like you burn incense to me, that insulted this temple. Gives you crime to confess well.” “让你这样的人给我上香,那是侮辱了这座庙。好好的给你罪行忏悔吧。” Wait.” Wu Yang speech. “等等。”吴阳说话了。 Liu Yanchang immediately affected looks at Wu Yang, can Wu Yang speak the word of praise for him? 刘彦昌顿时感动的看着吴阳,吴阳是要为他说好话吗? Wu brother, never expected that your such Sir has massive, you later were my Liu Yanchang's brothers.” Liu Yanchang is saying fast. “吴兄,没想到你如此的大人有大量,你以后就是我刘彦昌的兄弟了。”刘彦昌快速说着。 Yang Chan to some Wu Yang favorable impressions, said: What's wrong? Do you want to ask favor that for him?” 杨婵对吴阳还是有些好感的,道:“怎么?你要为他求情那?” Wu Yang beckons with the hand saying: „, Do not misunderstand, did I possibly ask favor for him? Like the refined degenerate, simply is the stinking insect degenerate in student, went bad the reputation of student.” 吴阳摆了摆手道:“不不不,不要误会,我怎么可能替他求情呢?像这样的斯文败类,简直就是书生中的臭虫败类,坏了书生的名声。” Has not seen the so impudent and shameless person, dares to blaspheme the great three Holy Mother empresses unexpectedly, scum, the domestic animal, I feels to hate bitterly, how to have such person? Also with working as person?” “从来没有见过如此厚颜无耻之人,竟然敢亵渎伟大的三圣母娘娘,人渣啊,畜生啊,我都感到痛心疾首,怎么会有这样的人呢?还配当人吗?” This killed him is too cheap directly he, that was not the penalty.” “这样直接杀了他太便宜他了,那根本算不上惩罚的。” Hitting a person when he is down is like this . 落井下石就是这样子。.. Likes Movie World's Archvillain asking everyone to collect:( www.bxwxorg.com) Movie World's Archvillain writing literature refresh rate is fastest. 喜欢电影世界大反派请大家收藏:(www.bxwxorg.com)电影世界大反派笔下文学更新速度最快。
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