MWA :: Volume #20

#15: My three Holy Mother not that shit-headed


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Listens to the White Queen off and on words, Wu Yang to relax, so long as is all right well, as for was attacked, that rest. 听着白后断断续续的话,吴阳松了一口气,只要没事就好,至于受到冲击,那就休息一下好了。 Wu Yang, we deep sleep time in your body, do not say for the time being......” 吴阳,我们暂且在你的身体中沉睡一段时间,不说了……” The White Queen sound is getting more and more weak. 白后的声音越来越弱。 Originally must come a entire family to travel, finally now or a Wu Yang person. 本来是要来一个全家旅行的,结果现在还是吴阳一个人。 Ok, first had a look in this so-called China myth world.” Wu Yang talked to oneself, looked toward all around. “算了,先在这所谓的天朝神话世界看看好了。”吴阳自语道,朝着四周看去。 Where did words say Mt. Huaguo? Sun Wukong that monkey definitely there, here also on his acquaintance, was really the egg hurts.” “话说花果山在哪里?孙悟空那个猴子肯定在那里吧,这里也就他一个熟人了,真是蛋疼。” Although arrived at China myth world, but then this/should does? 虽然来到了天朝神话世界,但接下来该怎干什么呢? Although is looks for the gathering place, especially but where don't these people know? acting pretentious looks to whom. 虽然是来找场子的,但特么那些人都不知道在哪里?装逼给谁看。 Wu Yang flies aimless toward the front, flew time, has not seen a person, the barren mountains and wild hills. 吴阳漫无目的朝着前方飞去,飞了一段时间,没有看到一个人,荒山野岭的。 Lonely void cold. 寂寞空虚冷啊。 And the heaven also rains, although these rain to the Wu Yang not slight influence, but especially the influence mood , was really not bi the dog. 并且老天还下雨了,虽然这些雨对吴阳没有丝毫的影响,但特么的也影响心情不是吗,真是哔了狗。 Has the person.” The Wu Yang's vision looks toward under. “有人。”吴阳的目光朝着下方看去。 Finally saw a person, mother, the man, still made Wu Yang excited even. 终于看到一个人了,妈的,就算是男人,也让吴阳激动了。 That is the man who a student dresses up, the body carries bookshelf, is seemingly frail, is running toward a temple, it seems like must take shelter from the rain. 那是一个书生打扮的男人,身上背着一个书架子,看上去文文弱弱的,正在朝着一座寺庙跑去,看来是要去避雨的。 Wu Yang descended, the vision looks toward that temple, sees only the signboard in gate to write three large characters: Shengmu Temple. 吴阳降落了下去,目光朝着那座庙看去,只见门上的牌匾写着三个大字:圣母庙。 Shengmu Temple? Does China have the deity of so-called named Holy Mother? Is the Holy Mother prostitute in legend is inadequate? 圣母庙?天朝有所谓的叫做圣母的神仙吗?难道是传说中的圣母婊不成? Wu Yang is slandering in the heart. 吴阳在心中诽谤着。 However saw that student entered in Shengmu Temple, the Wu Yang's form flashed, disappears in same place. 不过看到那个书生进入了圣母庙中,吴阳的身影一闪,消失在了原地。 In Shengmu Temple. 圣母庙中。 The students are gawking looks at the front Mary Statue, is the so-called starry eyed appearance, the crazy man (Han) probably is this. 书生正愣愣的看着前面的圣母塑像,也就是所谓的花痴样子,痴汉大概就是这样吧。 Never expected that sculpture like this beautiful, what kind of the honorable person should be beautiful? Really worthily is the Celestial.” The students shake the head to talk to oneself. “没想到雕塑都这样的美丽,那真人又该是怎样的美丽呢?真不愧是天人啊。”书生摇头自语着。 If can unable to meet, my even die sooner die sooner 10 year how?” The students are saying regrettably. “要是能够见上一面,我就算折寿年又如何?”书生不无遗憾的说着。 The Wu Yang's form flashed, appears on the crossbeam in temple, listened to the words of student, almost spurted. 吴阳的身影一闪,出现在了庙中的横梁上,听了书生的话,差点喷了。 This is your mother closed/pass the 30 year crazy man (Han) on the base man island? Since is in heat to the statue, was the your mother talent, the student was since old times obscene inexpensively. 这是尼玛的在基佬岛上关了三十年的痴汉吗?既然对着雕像发情,也是尼玛的人才了,自古书生多淫贱啊。 Wu Yang looks toward the statue, gawked, although is only the statue, but indeed beautiful appearance. 吴阳朝着雕像看去,也愣了一下,虽然只是雕像,但的确美貌。 Gaily colored gods, the clay sculpture woodcarving gold plating becomes, if in the throat three points of air/Qi, with doing gather with bed by the person.” The students look at the statue to assume an air of self approbation, was unexpectedly obscene the poem to come. “红红绿绿一神明,泥塑木雕金装成,喉中若有三分气,配做同chuang合被人。”书生看着雕像摇头晃脑着,竟然淫起诗来了。 But has saying that this is the poem is obscene enough is inferior, Wu Yang this big uneducated person listened to smile. 但不得不说,这是诗淫得有够次的,就连吴阳这个大老粗都听了想笑。 Does not have the literary talent, even the doggerel was inferior. 毫无文采,连打油诗都不如。 But Wu Yang admires very much, this poem has is really enough white, last of poem with doing with bed about, was translated, was pure wish did this so-called what Holy Mother. 吴阳很佩服,这个诗有够真白的,诗的最后一句‘配做同chuang合被人’,翻译过来,就是纯粹的想要干了这个所谓的什么圣母。 Flamboyant! 牛逼! In China myth world, unexpectedly so obscene talent, flamboyant! 天朝神话世界中,竟然还有如此的淫才,牛逼! The students thought probably the light obscene poem does not satisfy a craving, the writing brush of back on bookshelf with, walked toward the Holy Mother statue unexpectedly, it seems like must inscribe a poem. 书生大概觉得光淫诗不过瘾,竟然把背在书架上的毛笔给拿了出来,朝着圣母雕像走了过去,看来还要题诗了。 That ratio hangs badly buys oil the obscene poem to write on the statue of Holy Mother. 把那一比吊糟的打油淫诗就这么题在了圣母的雕像上了。 Wu Yang has one type intensely regarded the feeling, King Zhou once in the Nüwa statue topic obscene poem, finally was sent the next nine fox by Nüwa earth-shaking that the entire business dynasty gave to stir. 吴阳有一种强烈的既视感,纣王曾经在女娲的雕像题淫诗,结果被女娲派下九尾狐把整个商王朝都给搅的天翻地覆。 Here is China myth world, this Holy Mother has the temple, then has certainly this Holy Mother, this student also enough hangs, didn't the direct topic on others statues, fear Holy Mother? 这里是天朝神话世界,这个圣母有庙,那么一定是存在这个圣母的,这个书生也是够吊的,直接题在了人家的雕像上,就不怕圣母吗? It is not right! 不对! Holy Mother? Students? Inscribes a poem? 圣母?书生?题诗? Wu Yang frowns, this your mother good familiar scene. 吴阳皱起了眉头,这尼玛的好熟悉的场景。 Wo day! 沃日! Should this not be the temples of three Holy Mother? Should the students not be Liu Yanchang that fool? 这该不会是三圣母的庙吧?书生该不会是刘彦昌那个傻逼吧? Will not be wrong, certainly is this. 不会错的,一定是这样的。 Here definitely was three Shengmu Temple in Mount Hua, day, mother can't write one in front of Shengmu Temple three? 这里肯定是华山的三圣母庙了,日,妈的就不能在圣母庙的前面多写一个‘三’吗? Let Wu Yang have doubts the half of the day, originally is three Holy Mother. 吴阳疑惑了半天,原来是三圣母。 However immediately Wu Yang puzzled, how three Holy Mother Yang does Chan have a liking for Liu Yanchang this goods? 不过随即吴阳更加的困惑,三圣母杨婵是怎么看上刘彦昌这货的? Liu Yanchang was not only of dreadful the statues three Holy Mother, but also wrote the obscene poem, the literary talent also hung the type on this. 刘彦昌不仅猥琐了三圣母的雕像,还题下了淫诗,文采也就这个吊样。 Actually three Holy Mother has a liking for this goods which point, does not hesitate to violate superstitiously, stupidly hangs the student with such a in the same place? 三圣母究竟是看上这货哪一点的,不惜违反天条,和这么一个傻吊书生在一起的? Wu Yang at this moment unusual doubts, my three Holy Mother not that shit-headed? 吴阳此刻非常的疑惑,我的三圣母没那么脑残吧? Three Holy Mother lonely 1000 many years, suddenly has a man to inscribe a poem to sexually harass, but also sexually harassed to feel her? 难道三圣母寂寞了一千多年,突然有个男人题诗调戏,还把她调戏出感觉来了? If that was true, Wu Yang hopes that such woman has one dozen. 如果真是这样的话,吴阳希望这样的女人有一打。 Ok, such matter is unable to think clearly, moreover some legend always differences, do not need to intertwine too. 算了,这样的事情无法想得清楚,况且神话传说总是有些出入的,没必要纠结太多。 But since knows that is three Holy Mother Yang Chan, that is not easy to do. 但既然知道是三圣母杨婵的话,那就不好办了。 After all Wu Yang killed China myth world Erlang Shen Yang Jian. 毕竟吴阳可是杀了天朝神话世界的二郎神杨戬。 If Yang Chan knows that oneself elder brother was given to kill by him, must revenge to Yang Jian. 要是杨婵知道自己的哥哥被他给杀了,怎么也是要给杨戬报仇的。 The Wu Yang's look changes, he induced on three Holy Mother statues to have a fluctuation a moment ago, in other words, Yang Chanlai. 吴阳的神色一变,他刚才感应到了三圣母雕像上有一丝波动,也就是说,杨婵来了。 Then he should also enter the stage. 那么他也该出场了。 Good poem the good poem, your is obscene a good poem.” A sound reached in Liu Yanchang's ear. “好诗啊好诗,兄台这是淫得一首好诗啊。”一个声音传进了刘彦昌的耳中。 Liu Yanchang turns around, sees only the man who a same student dresses up to walk, he has not seen, but his some are uncomfortable, the student who because comes in many that he is more graceful. 刘彦昌转过身去,只见一个同样书生打扮的男人走了进来,他没有见过,但他有些不舒服,因为进来的书生比他帅的多。 Since others praised his poem, he naturally must treat with good manners. 但是既然人家夸奖了他的诗,他自然也是要以礼相待的。 Your deserted/few Zan.” Liu Yanchang is saying with a smile. “兄台廖赞了。”刘彦昌笑着道。 Wu Yang wears the white clothing long coat, the head wears the student hat, let alone, but also really has a feeling of such show person. 吴阳穿着白衣长褂,头上戴着书生帽,别说,还真有那么一副骚人的感觉。 Your where words, your poem, has the feeling. Generally the little miss looked will blush, deeply felt to admire below.” Say/Way that Wu Yang smiles. “兄台哪里的话,你的这首诗,还是非常有感觉的。一般小姑娘看了都会脸红的,在下深感佩服啊。”吴阳笑眯眯的道。 Liu Yanchang hā hā smiles, your where person? Below Liu Yanchang, the preparation proceeds to the capital to take the civil service exam, are you also same?” 刘彦昌哈哈一笑,“兄台哪里人?在下刘彦昌,准备赴京赶考,难道兄台也是一样呢?” „Below Wu Yang, just like you , the preparation proceeds to the capital to take the civil service exam.” Wu Yang is talking nonsense. “在下吴阳,和兄台一样,也准备赴京赶考。”吴阳胡说八道着。 Goes to you to lull, the father sees a play purely. 赴你麻痹,老子纯粹来看戏的。 How Wu Yang wants to have a look at Yang Chan then to do actually. 吴阳倒是想要看看杨婵接下来会怎么做。 In three Holy Mother statues, Yang Chan true body took possession, looks at the obscene poem in statue, she was an anger, was really bold, wrote such obscene thing in her statue unexpectedly, when her three Holy Mother was a prostitute? . 三圣母雕像中,杨婵的真身附身在了其中,看着雕像中的淫诗,她是一阵的愤怒,真是胆大包天,竟然在她的雕像中写这样下流的东西,当她三圣母是娼妓吗?.. 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