MF :: Volume #4

#398: Extraordinary crowbar


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Is watching the live broadcast, Chief Ye don't you know?” “都在看直播了啊,叶总您不知道?” The replies of two securities, making Ye Qing really somewhat bewildered, what live broadcast watch, can school all schoolmate look together? 两名保安的回答,让叶青着实有些莫名其妙,看什么直播,能全校所有同学一起看? In the multimedia center live broadcasts, gives a Japan Technologies University gift.” The securities hold up cell phone: The day before yesterday you solve the Japan Technologies University difficult problem, Professor Cai Chenning invited them tonight in the similar time, same place, delivers a gift to them.” “在多媒体中心直播,送给日理工大学一件礼物啊。”保安们举起手机:“前天您攻克了日理工大学的难题,蔡晨宁教授邀请他们今晚在同样的时间,同样的地点,来送一件礼物给他们。” Time place Ye Qing knows certainly, but does not know that has the students of good deed, opened the live broadcast with specialized video camera. 时间地点叶青当然知道,但不知道有好事的学生们,用专业摄像机开启了直播。 In fact the Zhongyun University students, nearby several college students, run to watch incessantly. 事实上不止中云大学的学生们,就连附近几个高校学生,都跑来观看。 Holds the academic exchanges with Japan Technologies University, finally others delivered a nut, making Zhongyun University match a screw. 日理工大学举行学术交流,结果人家送了一颗螺母,让中云大学配一颗螺丝。 In this screw, perplexed their entire three days. Now Zhongyun University must return a courtesy, how the students can not be curious, how can not be excited? 偏偏在这颗螺丝,难住了他们整整三天。现在中云大学也要回礼了,学生们如何能不好奇,如何能不激动? In multimedia center, crowded dark mass of one piece is a person. 多媒体中心内,挤的乌压压一片全是人。 From starting also more than ten minutes, now representative of two groups of schools sits on the speech stage, is dumbfounded mutually. But under the students, were guessing, what Zhongyun University does prepare to bestow? 距离开始还有十多分钟,现在两帮学校的代表都坐在了发言台上,互相大眼瞪小眼。而底下学生们,都在不停猜测,中云大学准备赠送什么? Delivering what/anything is unimportant, the thing that the key we send out, must be able difficultly to Japan Technologies University.” “送什么都不要紧,关键我们送出的东西,要能难到日理工大学。” I am also Mechanical Engineering Department, but thinks it over, I cannot find out in the industry, has what/anything to be able they.” In the auditorium, there is a not too optimistic schoolmate small sound said: You have a look at that fellows on speech stage, put on a high and mighty act, appearance of being supercilious.” “我也是机械工程系的,可是思来想去,我也想不出在工业领域,有什么能难道他们。”观众席上,有位不太乐观的同学小声道:“你看看发言台上的那帮家伙,一个个趾高气昂,目中无人的样子。” Looks following the vision of students, all the Japan Technologies University representative group of appearance, a truly vision 45 degrees corner/horn looks at the day. 顺着学生们的目光看去,悉数到场的日理工大学代表团,确实一个个目光四十五度角望天。 Delivers a crowbar? 送一根铁尺? Professor Kobayashi Sei heard Professor Cai at that time, said that must deliver them a crowbar as the returning a courtesy time, almost did not have endures to smile face to face. 小林井教授当时听到蔡教授,说要送他们一根铁尺做为回礼时候,差点没忍住当面笑了出来。 Because close of two countries culture, especially in ancient times, China civilization all-around was studied by them. Therefore regardless in China, is in their. 由于两国文化的相近,尤其在古代,华夏文明全方位的被他们学习。所以无论在华夏,还是在他们那里。 The crowbar the representative significance, is the same truth. 铁尺所代表的意义,都是一样道理。 In the ancient times, the crowbar teaches the thing of person. The crowbar in bailiff hand, private school first lesson ruler in poor hand. 在古代,铁尺就是教训人的东西。无论是捕快手中的铁尺,还是私塾先生手中的训尺。 Now Zhongyun University must bestow a crowbar, Kobayashi Sei will certainly teach the student association toward the teacher. 现在中云大学要赠送一把铁尺,小林井当然会往老师教训学生方面联想。 The joke must make Zhongyun University everyone understand later, who is a teacher, who is a student! 笑话待会儿就要让中云大学的所有人明白,谁才是老师,谁才是学生! Professor Cai, you believe that the gift that your school gives, does conform to our this time exchange the proposition?” 蔡教授,您认为,贵校赠送的礼物,符合我们这次交流的命题么?” Looked in a wrist/skill exquisite three asked the mechanical watch, saw the time to draw near Professor Kobayashi Sei to speak: Gift not only represented implication, but also represented between our two schools, highest industrial level summary.” 看了一眼手腕上的精工三问机械表,见时间快到了的小林井教授发言道:“礼物不仅代表了寓意,还代表了我们两校之间,最高的工业水平总结。” Your school gives such gift, is some are extremely crude?” “贵校送这样的礼物,是不是有些太过鲁莽?” Crude?” Professor Cai Chenning beckons with the hand hastily, makes the genial expression that excessively do not explain: Gift that we send out, similarly is our highest industrial level summary. The technology achieved, where had the crude saying?” “鲁莽?”蔡晨宁教授连忙摆手,做出你不要过度解读的和善表情:“我们送出的礼物,同样是我们的最高工业水平总结。技术达到了,哪有鲁莽一说呢?” Following schoolmate, all anticipates the look. 下面的同学们,全是期待眼神。 This has not started, had the thick smell of gunpowder to jump. 这还没开始,就有浓浓火药味蹦出来了。 Quite anxious! 好紧张! Ye Qing is stepping the optional step, is welcoming the vision of all teachers and students, leisurely strolls to move toward the steps, moves toward the speech stage. 叶青迈着随意的步伐,迎着全体师生的目光,信步走向阶梯,走向发言台。 The student who is responsible for the camera live broadcast, one video camera focal distance, hit in the long linearity seal glass box in Ye Qing hand. 负责摄像直播的学生,刷地一下把摄像机焦距,打在了叶青手中的长条形密封玻璃盒内。 We granted the gift of your school to come.” Professor Cai Chenning hurrying stands, his side also emptied one, this is specially is the Ye Qing reservation. “我们赠与贵校的礼物来了。”蔡晨宁教授赶紧站起来,他的身旁还空了一位,这是专门为叶青预留的。 Ye Qing nods, bringing the gift to sit on the speech seat. 叶青点点头,带着礼物坐在了发言席上。 The following boys, in the vision fled red clouds. 下面的男学生们,目光中窜起了一片火烧云。 The following school girls, on the face fled the glowing red red cloud. 下面的女学生们,脸上窜起了红彤彤的火烧云。 Delivers a crowbar? 送一根铁尺? They feel to lose face immediately, the nut that Japan Technologies bestows, can with matching the screw also baffles us. 他们顿时感觉丢人丢大了,日理工赠送的螺母,可以用配螺丝还难倒我们。 But a crowbar can make what/anything, cannot make that side Japan Technologies extend the hand, a person suffers all of a sudden, to ask again they do not hurt sorely...... 可一根铁尺能做什么,总不能让日理工那边把手伸出来,一人挨一下子,再问他们疼不疼吧…… Similarly falls into awkwardly, tens of thousands students who are watching the live broadcast. 同样陷入尴尬的,还有在观看直播的几万名学生们。 video camera transmits among the crowbar picture the live broadcasts clearly, but the audience look right and left, it is a crowbar. Even this crowbar on, the scale division does not even have. 摄像机清晰地把铁尺画面传递到直播间内,可观众们左看右看,它就是一把铁尺。甚至这把铁尺上,连刻度都没有。 barrage followed to brush explodes. 弹幕跟着刷爆了。 I do not faint, in that glass box, an installed how probably iron bar?” “我晕不会吧,那个玻璃盒中,装的怎么好像一根铁条?” Japan Technologies delivers the nut, do we deliver the iron bar? But how to see, this iron bar doesn't have the unique element?” 日理工送螺母,我们送铁条?可是怎么看,这根铁条也没有特殊之处啊?” Do not worry to draw a conclusion, you possibly did not understand that who this is to make the crowbar.” “别着急下结论,你们可能不了解这把铁尺是谁制造的。” Who?” “谁?” Is Monster Heavy Industry is responsible for making, stands on the stage that is Monster Heavy Industry Director-General.” “是巨兽重工负责制造,站在台上那位,就是巨兽重工总裁。” oh my god he quite young......” 天吶他好年轻……” Can lets Japan Technologies University, examines the metal ingredient of this crowbar?” “会不会是让日理工大学,来检测这根铁尺的金属成份?” Professor Cai Chenning coughs two, hinting everyone is peaceful. 蔡晨宁教授咳嗽两声,示意大家安静。 „When hā hā hears the news at noon, we also think that your school jokes with us.” Took a look at the gift in Ye Qing hand, Kobayashi Sei was smiling loudly: Without thinking of your school also really deliver a crowbar, this crowbar represented what implication?” 哈哈中午听到消息时,我们还以为贵校跟我们开玩笑。”瞅着叶青手中的礼物,小林井大声笑了起来:“没想到贵校还真送们一根铁尺,请问这根铁尺代表了什么寓意呢?” Just like the nut that your school bestows, its represented our two school friendship.” Ye Qing looks with the vision of harboring evil intentions to them, later the cautious opening glass box, lifted that crowbar. “和贵校赠送的螺母一样,它代表了我们两校友谊。”叶青用不怀好意的目光看向他们,随后小心翼翼的打开玻璃盒,将那根铁尺举了起来。 I want to ask you to observe, what does this crowbar surface have?” “我想请贵方观察一下,这根铁尺表面有什么?” The crowbar was lifted by Ye Qing horizontally in the hand, the students who Kobayashi Sei and he leads, stare the big eye immediately. 铁尺被叶青横举在手中,小林井和他带队的学生们,马上瞪大眼睛。 Following students, follows to stare the big eye. Sits in schoolmate that the back row does not see clearly, focuses on behind on the speech seat large screen. 下面的学生们,也跟着瞪大眼睛。坐在后排看不清楚的同学,就把目光放在发言席后面的大屏幕上。 Among live broadcasts in audience, concentrates all one's attention on, barrage does not brush. 直播间里的观众们,也一个个屏气凝神,弹幕都不刷了。 Dark like the mirror, the black of crowbar, seems good loosen black ink, under probably radiant starry sky wipes the deep space, pitch-black to letting the person is unable to neglect. 黝黑如镜,铁尺的黑,仿佛是上好的松墨,又好像是璀璨星空下的一抹深空,漆黑到让人无法忽视。 Ye Qing said, this above has the represented two school friendship things. 叶青说,这上面有代表了两校友谊的东西。 But...... 可是…… Regardless of they stare in a big way the eye, is unable from that crowbar, to see any information. 他们无论把眼睛瞪到多大,也无法从那根铁尺上,看见任何信息。 Probably what/anything does not have.” “好像什么都没有啊。” My vision 1.0, I can guarantee that above does not have the thing.” “我视力1.0,我敢保证上面没有东西。” Staring long time, Kobayashi Sei earnest say/way: My what/anything cannot see.” 凝视半晌,小林井认真的道:“我什么都看不见。” I have not seen what/anything.” His nearby Tanaka schoolmate, shows the ridicule smiling face: China has an old saying, called mysterious.” “我也没有看出什么。”他旁边的田中同学,露出讥讽笑容:“华夏有一句古话,叫故弄玄虚。” Ye Qing smiles, then the level is putting the crowbar, inclines a probably 45 degrees corner/horn. 叶青笑了笑,接着把水平放着的铁尺,倾斜出大概四十五度角。 damn it!” 我靠!” What situation, magic?” “什么情况,变魔术?” Had the thing, I saw above have the character.” “有东西了,我看到上面有字。” Friend... friendship...?” “友…谊…之久?” Students on the auditorium burst with joy all of a sudden, after the crowbar inclines 45 degrees corner/horn, they can clear sees from the large screen, originally dark such as on the crowbar of mirror, four iron picture silver hook vigorous typefaces, appear above. 观众席上的学生们一下子沸腾了,当铁尺倾斜四十五度角后,他们可以清晰的从大屏幕上看见,原本黝黑如镜的铁尺上,有四个铁画银钩般的刚劲字体,出现在上面。
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