MF :: Volume #14

#1366: Punk life of Uncle yellow


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In obsolete family/home. 老旧的家里。 yellow Chen the grandfather stands in the one side, is giving orders to the elf maid. 黄辰的爷爷站在一旁,对着精灵女佣发号施令。 The elf maid asked young Chen, the elf maid to call his Sir. 精灵女佣叫小辰,精灵女佣喊他大爷。 yellow Chen the grandfather stands teaches the elf maid hand in hand, young Chen, first puts on this skin apron.” 黄辰的爷爷站在旁边手把手教导精灵女佣,“小辰,先把这个皮围裙套上。” Skin apron that he said that is deep yellow leather makes, above has covered entirely various types of greasy dirt, with likely together abstract artist work colorful thing in hand. 他所说的皮围裙,是一件深黄色牛皮制成,上面已经布满各种油污,拿在手里像一块抽象艺术家作品五颜六色的东西。 Engine oil, black shoe polish, yellow shoe polish and brown shoe polish, white shoe polish, glue water...... 机油、黑鞋油、黄鞋油、棕鞋油,白鞋油,胶水…… Sir, wraps apron such likely?” “大爷,是像套围裙那样嘛?” Right ~ yellow Chen a grandfather being a promising young man tone, young Chen I told you, this skin apron was a good thing.” “对对”黄辰的爷爷一副孺子可教的口气,“小辰我告诉你,这块皮围裙可是个好东西。” In the past in the shoe repair outdoor shop, everyone encircled the arrange/cloth apron, my is leather. No matter the shoe polish or the rubber gutter above, yin will not pass smear inside clothes.” “当年在修鞋摊子上,大家都围布围裙,就我这件是牛皮的。甭管鞋油还是胶水落在上面,都不会洇透弄脏里面的衣服。” Aiya......” “哎呀……” Putting the bed bottom is too long, it was a little probably mildewy.” “放床底太久,它好像有点发霉了。” Looks at the surrounding some mildew skin aprons, yellow Chen the grandfather somewhat regrets saying: Young Chen you hurries with the brown shoe polish maintenance maintenance, has on side that iron sheet box.” 看着周围有些霉点的皮围裙,黄辰的爷爷有些惋惜道:“小辰你赶紧用棕色的鞋油保养保养,就旁边那个铁皮盒子里就有。” Maintains to the skin apron, the elf maid does not know that is prefers, or grudgingly, this colorful skin apron set in neck. 给皮围裙保养完,精灵女佣不知是情愿、还是不情愿地,把这个五颜六色的皮围裙套在了脖子里。 yellow Chen grandfather clicked the tongue, also good, if brings the militiaman hat again, looked like cultivates the shoemaker.” 黄辰的爷爷啧啧有声,“还行,要是再带个民兵帽,就更像修鞋匠了。” Pitifully the grandson had said probably you cannot bring the hat, said that will block from any webcam.” “可惜孙子好像说过你不能带帽子,说是会遮住啥摄像头。” yellow Chen the grandfather must eliminate to the elf maid has the idea of hat. 黄辰的爷爷只得打消给精灵女佣带帽子的想法。 However this appearance Uncle yellow is very satisfied, he makes the elf maid sit, in oneself had sat on devil wood backless stool, makes it take the cleaning rag again, full is the hand operated shoe-repair machine of greasy dirt scratches that. 不过这幅样子黄大爷已经很满意,他让精灵女佣坐在自己曾经坐过的小木板凳上,再让它拿着抹布,把那台满是油污的手摇修鞋机擦一擦。 Own lumbar vertebra gets sick to sit this small backless stool to sit day after day, now traded robot, Uncle yellow thought deliciously did not need to fear what lumbar vertebra got sick. 自己的腰椎病就是日复一日坐这小板凳坐出来的,现在换了机器人,黄大爷美滋滋觉得再也不用怕什么腰椎病了吧。 But young Chen the iron waist, sat a long time only to use the sewing-machine oil. 小辰可是铁打的腰,坐久了只用上点缝纫机油。 After a half hour . 半小时后。 When Sir aunt who in the lane finished eating the breakfast, comes Grandpa yellow Chen in the family/home to look as usual robot is lively, saw not very awkward. 巷子里吃完早餐的大爷大妈,照例来黄晨爷爷家里看机器人热闹时,就看见了让人啼笑皆非的这幕。 That not only attractive and science fiction elf maid, is wearing the colorful skin apron now, sits on the devil wood backless stool, serious is swinging the shoe-repair machine. 那个既漂亮又科幻的精灵女佣,如今正穿着五颜六色的皮围裙,坐在小木板凳上,一本正经的摇着修鞋机。 kā dá ~ kā dá ~ kā dá ~ 咔哒咔哒咔哒 This shoe-repair machine with a history of dozens years has not struck, instead under the fat maintenance and work of accumulating over a long period of time, becomes very convenient. 这台有几十年历史的修鞋机并没有罢工,反而在日积月累的油脂保养和工作下,变得很是顺手。 Each shaking of elf maid, the sewing machine needle can across the needle cartridge, exude the clear kā dá sound accurately. 精灵女佣的每一次摇动,车针都能准确穿过针夹头,发出清脆的咔哒声。 Yo ~ old yellow, you...... your may the foreign style is not good, how also to accept the robot apprentice?” “哟老黄,你……你这可洋气到不行啊,怎么还收了个机器人徒弟?” My obediently, can robot also make up the shoe sole?” “我地乖乖,机器人还能补鞋底嘛?” I said that old yellow do not spoil the treasure, you looked that your skin apron is dirty, this robot hundreds of thousands, do you give up like this to it?” “我说老黄你可别糟蹋宝贝啊,你看你这皮围裙脏的,这机器人十几万呢,你就舍得这样对它?” Real false, in which family/home has the shoes of shattering, brings to give us young Chen to practice acquiring a skill quickly Ah! “真的假的,谁家里有坏掉的鞋子,快拿来给咱们小辰练练手啊! Sir aunt who comes to watch the fun like seeing sparkling treasure, they encircle the elf maid, discussion of talking at once is not good. 前来看热闹的大爷大妈就像看见了闪闪发光的宝贝,他们把精灵女佣围成一圈,七嘴八舌的讨论个不行。 Also the really aunt brought the shoes of shattering. 还真有一位大妈拿来了坏掉的鞋子。 This is one pair of originally shoes exposes seams seriously, the opening that the background opens, has the sneakers that one puts together with Laohuju. 这是一双原本鞋头开线严重,底子张的口子,和老虎嘴有一拼的运动鞋。 The sneakers are on her the Elementary School grandson. 运动鞋是她上小学地孙子的。 The children put on shoes with gnawing the shoes are the same, cannot put on for a half year to be able the shoes to put on the abandonment. 小孩子穿鞋和啃鞋一样,穿不了半年就能把鞋穿到报废。 The sneakers planned to discard, now practices acquiring a skill just right to the elf maid. 运动鞋本来打算丢掉,现在给精灵女佣练手正好。 hā hā ~ came the hot pillow sleepily.” yellow Chen grandfather happy hē hē received the shoes, he has not thought that this whole life can also have one day of resuming old profession, is by the Master status. 哈哈真是瞌睡来了热枕头。”黄辰的爷爷乐呵呵接过鞋子,他没想到这辈子还能有重操旧业的一天,还是以师傅的身份。 With happiness that the aunt face of shoes watches the fun, can cultivate/repair?” 拿鞋子的大妈一脸看热闹的欢乐,“能修嘛?” Can be able to be able ~ yellow Chen the grandfather familiar say/way: This uppers of shoes child and shoe sole is the glue water moistens, now glue water degum, so long as walks along the shoe sole with the cotton thread, guarantees and reliability of equally welding.” “能能能”黄辰的爷爷如数家珍道:“这鞋帮子和鞋底是胶水沾的,现在胶水脱胶,只要用棉线沿着鞋底走一圈,保证跟焊的一样牢固。” Shoes are black, I let young Chen with the black cotton thread, walks the line, so long as presses is walking, cannot see the end trace.” “鞋是黑的,我让小辰用黑棉线,走线只要压着边走,根本看不出来线头痕迹。” Do not do ~ to have a Sir to offer advice at home, we go to the lane entrance to do, said that does not permit also to young Chen to solicit several grades of business.” “别在家里搞啊”有个大爷出主意,“咱们去巷口搞,说不准还能给小辰招揽几档生意呢。” Right ~ goes to the lane entrance.” “对对去巷口。” old yellow you did not set up a stall in the roadside, we move to the lane entrance to the street, almost.” “老黄你原来不就在路边出摊嘛,咱们搬到巷口对着马路,都差不多。” Goes ahead, Sir aunt fiddles with, once the eating meal fellow moved the yellow Chen's grandfather assorted near the lane entrance. 说干就干,大爷大妈一阵捣鼓,把黄辰的爷爷曾经吃饭家伙什都搬在巷口边。 Let the elf maid sit near its operating region end lane entrance, passing by the pedestrian performed the hand operated shoe-repair machine, walked the line to the shoe sole and uppers of shoes. 让精灵女佣坐在它工作范围尽头的巷口边,给路过行人表演手摇修鞋机,给鞋底和鞋帮走线。 Sir aunts were wild with joy, the passed by pedestrian eyeball must stare. 大爷大妈们乐坏了,路过的行人眼珠子都要瞪出来了。 This this...... 这这这…… This is the elf maid. 这可是精灵女佣啊。 The foreign style view was called this group of Sir aunts Versailles. 洋气一点说法叫这帮大爷大妈凡尔赛。 Venting, that is careless and wasteful use of nature's products, ox Jiao the peony. 解气一点,那是暴殄天物,牛嚼牡丹。 Like elf maid treasure, how this group of Sir aunts are willing to put the lane entrance, gives tattered that it dresses up not saying that but also makes it swing the shoe-repair machine? 像精灵女佣这种宝贝,这帮大爷大妈们怎么舍得放到巷口,给它打扮的破破烂烂不说,还让它在摇修鞋机? Has the passer- by being able to tolerate to hurry with cell phone this, passes to the social network and video platform. 有看不过去的路人赶紧用手机把这一幕,传到社交平台和视频平台上。 Under early morning sunlight, sunlight according to lane entrance that in this obsolete motley tile-roofed house and one-story house compose. 清晨的阳光下,阳光照在这片老旧斑驳的瓦房和平房组成的巷口中。 Sir aunt laughs, these cover entirely the years wrinkles to stretch with the laughter. 大爷大妈开怀大笑,那些布满岁月的皱着都随着笑声舒展开来。 They wear the old mannish obsolete monotonous clothes, they stand in have the age feeling cement roadside very much. 他们身穿老气过时的单调衣裳,他们站在很有年代感的水泥路边。 Among them, is actually a represented world most state-of-art science and technology, congealed the hardware and software most elf maid. 在他们中间,却是一台代表了世界最尖端科技,凝结了硬件与软件之最的精灵女佣。 It wears the worn-out skin apron, in aunt frank laughter, shaking of neither slow nor hurried a time-honored ancient machine. 它穿着破旧的皮围裙,在大妈爽朗笑声中,不紧不慢的摇动着一台历史悠久的古老机器。 kā dá ~ kā dá ~ kā dá ~ 咔哒咔哒咔哒 The sound of machine rich rhythm, as if may penetrate pictures from the lane entrance, transmits in the ears of countless person. 机器富有节奏的声音,似乎可从巷口穿透过一张张照片,传递到无数人的耳中。 In video, Sir aunt happy smile, infected each audience. 在视频里,大爷大妈欢乐的笑容,感染了每一名观众。 Few thought that this group of Sir aunts are careless and wasteful use of nature's products, instead feels the unique ideal condition, unique model/pattern Er. 几乎没人觉得这帮大爷大妈是暴殄天物,反而觉得特有意境,特有范儿。 Perhaps this is colorful life Ah! 或许这就是多姿多彩的生活啊! This is ancient and collision of modern|Hyundai, life and science and technology. 这是古老与现代、生活与科技的碰撞。 The picture and video assume the index dissemination in the network, countless people appraise. 照片和视频在网络上呈指数传播,无数人纷纷评价。 Even by the picture infected the cartoon work room, according to the picture creates a color conflict to be intense with joint forces, is flooding the Eastern color Cyberpunk cartoon. 甚至还有一些被照片感染了的漫画工作室,根据图片合力创作出一副色彩冲突强烈,充斥着东方色彩的赛博朋克漫画。 The cartoon and original map leave the pen with great speed, not only spreads on the China Internet rapidly, the foreigner major social networks also compete to reprint. 漫画与原图火速出圈,不仅在华夏互联网上飞速流传,就连国外各大社交平台也竞相转载。 The following commentary said anything has, is the acid, is the envy. 下面评论说什么的都有,又是酸,又是嫉妒。 Suddenly, these enliven in the cartoonists each inspiration bursting of network. 一时间,那些活跃在网络的漫画家们各个灵感爆棚。 Some person of inspirational creation elf maids lead a dance in the square, leading Sir aunts to dance the square dance the cartoon. 有人灵感创作精灵女佣在广场上领舞,带着大爷大妈们跳广场舞的漫画。 Some person of inspirational creation elf maids wear the sleeveless waistcoat, walks in the field, is pulling the old Ox|Ticket Scalper cartoon. 有人灵感创作精灵女佣穿着无袖马甲,走在田野里,牵着老黄牛的漫画。 The elf maid pushes the stone mill cartoon in the rural courtyard. 还有精灵女佣在农村院子里推石磨漫画。 The elf maid is holding the dust pan, is scattering the soybean to feed the cartoon of chicken one after another, wants the multi- punks to have the multi- punks. 还有精灵女佣抱着簸箕,在一把一把撒黄豆喂鸡的漫画,要多朋克有多朋克。 The Internet users still in Cyberpunk, the nano punk and atomic punk, in steam punk děng děng|etc|wait one pile of punk categories, classify the new elf punk these pictures. 网民还在赛博朋克、纳米朋克、原子朋克,蒸汽朋克等等一堆朋克类别里,把这些照片归类成新的精灵朋克。
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