MF :: Volume #2

#122: The president is intentionally


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Front is this time technical exhibition hall.” reporter Sichuan of Japan(ese) television station healthily too walks while introduced. “前面就是本次的科技展馆。”日本电视台的记者川健太边走边介绍。 He is but actually, because must look after video camera to photograph to him. Naturally, Sichuan too does not have first to notice healthily, entrance that two iron tree. 他是倒着走的,因为要照顾摄像机对他拍照。理所当然,川健太并没有第一时间注意到,入口处那两棵铁树 Before this little while, that wave of reporters, sneaked in the backdrop. 这会儿之前那波记者们,都钻进了天幕里。 Clearly, entrance two iron tree, cannot fill up these reporter curiosity. 很明显,门口的两棵铁树,已经不能填满这些记者的好奇心。 The reporter Sichuan continues healthily, suddenly the discovery microphone rope ascended. And the video camera lens obviously walk the position, to side motionless. 记者川健太继续走,忽然发现话筒绳被登住了。并且摄像机的镜头明显走位,对着旁边一动不动。 But among their Official Website live broadcasts , the high-definition picture was framed in the entrance, on the 800 years of aluminum titanium alloy yew podocarpus of that diminished version. 而他们的官网直播间内,高清画面被定格在了入口处,那棵缩小版的八百年铝钛合金罗汉松上。 Among the Official Website live broadcasts, altogether the 20 ten thousand people, are watching the technical convention that this time China holds. 官网直播间内,一共二十多万人,在观看这次华夏举行的科技会展。 The picture was framed the time they not to respond, crossed for two seconds some people of barrage to remind, said that this seemed like a metal tree. 画面被定格时候他们还没反应过来,过了两秒才有人弹幕提醒,说这好像是一棵金属树。 Then barrage erupted ahead of time, they cannot attend to discussing that in the exhibition hall uses the steel pole support is how laughable, the topic shifts to this metal tree on immediately. 然后弹幕提前爆发了,他们顾不得去讨论展厅内采用钢柱支撑是多么可笑,话题立刻转移到这棵金属树上。 Who can say this tree real false, why I felt that this tree is lives?” “谁能说一下这棵树真的假的,为什么我感觉这棵树是活的?” „The Heavens good real metal tree, I am Chiba University graduate, I can affirm that this is constructs with the mold.” 天呐好真实的金属树,我是千叶大学毕业的,我敢肯定这是用模具浇筑出来的。” Kyoto University told you, the mold could not achieve for a lifetime so complex, this definitely was latest 3D metal printing technology.” 京都大学的告诉你,模具一辈子也做不到如此复杂,这肯定是最新的3D金属打印技术。” Is impossible, this brushed certainly the one layer metal powder on the real tree, you pay attention to the texture of that tree, what metal printing can make this detail?” “不可能,这一定是在真树上刷了一层金属粉,你们注意那棵树的纹理,什么样的金属打印能打出这种细节?” The audience send barrage crazily, lets cameraman close to this metal tree. What a pity camera has looked to stay, where manages what barrage. 观众们疯狂发弹幕,让摄像师靠近这棵金属树。可惜摄像已经看呆了,哪里管什么弹幕 „Did the audience, you see these two metal trees?” The reporter Sichuan takes the microphone to register there healthily fast: I I acknowledged, my technical degree to the this time science and technology show/unfolds had the new face.” “观众们,你们看见了这两棵金属树了么?”记者川健太拿着话筒在那儿飞快报到:“我吧我承认,我对这次科技展的科技程度有了改观。” But I can affirm that several hundred steel poles can be as before this exhibition biggest smiling.” “但是我敢肯定,那几百根钢柱依旧会是本次展会最大的笑点。” Only if......” “除非……” Sichuan keeps guessing healthily. 川健太卖了个关子。 barrage immediately many people asked that only if what? 弹幕马上有不少人问,除非什么? Only if under each steel pole stands an attractive girl to dance.” “除非每个钢柱下面都站着一位漂亮女郎在跳舞。” suo ga “嗦噶” Is reasonable, only then can this recall the tourist?” “有道理,也只有这样才能挽回游客了吧?” Looks that the barrage commentary rhythm own was brought to come back, the reporter Sichuan too relaxes healthily. He had that comes the live broadcast this time exhibition maliciously, only then this can earn the hit rate. 看着弹幕评论节奏被自己带回来,记者川健太才松了一口气。他是怀揣恶意来直播这次展会的,也只有这样才能赚取点击率。 How can make the audience stay the topic, in the high-tech technology in this time science and technology exhibition? 怎么能让观众把话题停留在,这次科技展会上的高科技技术上呢? Reminded cameraman on the quiet, allowing him to enter the exhibition shooting steel pole with oneself quickly. cameraman has then gotten back one's composure, shifts the lens. 悄悄提醒一下摄像师,让他赶快随着自己进入展会拍摄钢柱。摄像师这才回过神,转移镜头。 However waits for their one to sneak in the immense incomparable backdrop, planned that starts to ridicule with the humorous language the this time exhibition arranges. Prominent Asia is biggest in no column exhibition hall, the backdrop of build needs to support with several hundred steel poles, this immense technological gap time. 然而等他们一头钻进巨大无比的天幕中,打算开始用诙谐的语言来嘲笑这次展会布置。突出亚洲最大无柱展厅内,搭建的天幕需要用几百根钢柱支撑,这种巨大的技术差距时候。 He suddenly discovered, the present situation, as if draws up unlike the script and. 他忽然发现,眼前的情况,似乎跟剧本上拟定的并不一样。 As far as eyes can reach, the entire exhibition hall could not find any steel pole. Instead...... 一眼望去,整个展厅根本找不到任何一棵钢柱。反而…… Instead probably walked into the science fiction movie, appreciates «Avatar» 3D IMAX movie shock like him for the first time. 反而像是走入了科幻电影,就像他第一次去欣赏《阿凡达3DIMAX电影一样的震撼。 Tree The metal tree, the branch drags, the leaf of silver-white dances with the wind, exudes the euphonious fluttering sound. 金属树,枝条摇曳,银白色的叶子随风起舞,发出银铃般的招展声。 He has come late, currently under each tree, has to two media, stands there fixed machine, conducts multiple perspectives feature article shooting. 他已经来晚了,现在每一个树下,都有一家到两家媒体,站在那儿固定机器,进行多角度特写拍摄 Altogether on the 30 many thousand strange Baitai metal tree, the scene altogether more than 40 media, which coming to late step Sichuan too also to feel all right healthily and others snatches the position? 拢共就三十多棵千奇百态的金属树,现场一共有四十多家媒体,来迟一步的川健太哪还能好意思去和别人抢位置? But 20 ten thousand audience between live broadcasts, following thorough dumbfounded. 而直播间的二十多万观众们,也跟着彻底傻眼 They are holding the ridicule goal, before Sichuan too did not tease them healthily, said that in the exhibition hall has covered entirely the steel pole, how in exhibition hall a steel pole? 他们是抱着嘲笑目地来的,之前川健太不是挑逗他们,说展厅里已经布满钢柱了么,怎么展厅内一根钢柱都没有? Instead has many to the limit attractively, differ in thousands of ways metal tree. 反而有好多漂亮到极限,千姿百态的金属树。 My God, is this Avatar two shooting scenes?” “我的天,这是阿凡达二的拍摄现场么?” This obviously is the Transformers (franchise) homeland, Bottom star. There is the mechanical life, these trees are also the mechanical lives. You have not seen, these leaves will move.” “这明明是变形金刚的家园,塞博坦星球。那里都是机械生命,这些树也是机械生命。你们没看见,那些树叶都会动么。” I just saw the branch to move probably, does not know that is the misconception.” “我刚刚看见了树枝好像动一下,不知道是不是错觉。” Steel pole, the damn reporter Sichuan is healthy too. He did not tell us, in the exhibition hall put the steel pole, but also made us remind him do not hit.” “钢柱呢,该死的记者川健太。他不是告诉我们,展厅里都放了钢柱么,还让我们提醒他不要撞到。” We were deceived, where has the steel pole, we only saw mechanical life that shocks the mind.” “我们被骗了,哪有钢柱,我们只看见了震撼心灵的机械生命。” You said that if I take plane now China, but can also visit the technical show/unfolds with enough time?” “你们说,如果我现在坐飞机去华夏,还能来得及参观科技展么?” děng děng|etc|wait my I check the flight.” 等等我我来查航班。” Damn Sichuan is healthy too, deceived us, before harming me, laughs at China, now have I become fans of this time science and technology show/unfolds to be good?” “该死的川健太,欺骗了我们,害得我之前还一个劲笑话华夏,现在我已经成了这次科技展的粉丝好不好?” Big an eye opener, big an eye opener. China really has this technology, Sichuan too has not hurried to ask healthily how this mechanical life does sell?” “大开眼界,大开眼界。华夏竟然有这种技术,川健太还不赶紧去问问,这种机械生命怎么卖?” Right asks quickly, if can buy several to come back, puts in Ueno Park, that this is beautiful?” “对对快去问问,如果能买几棵回来,放到上野公园中,那该多么美丽?” Makes the flowering cherry tree!” “做成樱花树!” Makes the flowering cherry tree + 1!” “做成樱花树!” The reporter Sichuan was too spurted the pail by the audience healthily, on face burning, to suffering a tappasaki was the same. 记者川健太被观众喷成了桶子,脸上火辣辣的,跟挨了一记铁板烧一样。 To look at the China joke, finally actually became the biggest joke. 本想看华夏的笑话,结果自己却成了最大笑话。 However could not attend to so many, beautiful sometimes was also a pardoned crime, took a broad view to look at the entire exhibition hall, any tree, can let the beautiful scenery that the person forgot to return simply. 不过顾不了那么多了,美丽有时候也是一种的原罪,放眼望去整个展厅,简直任何一棵树,都是能让人流连忘返的美丽景色。 reporter Sichuan healthily too this little while one after another visit of tree, one after another photograph of tree. Must lead the audience to come to see the joke of pillar a moment ago, as if has never said. 记者川健太这会儿正一棵一棵树的参观,一棵一棵树的拍照。刚才要带观众来看柱子的笑话,仿佛从未说过。 The 10:00 time, Ye Qing enters the arena with audience in groups, for the this time photograph, Ye Qing also bought one specially only instead, such two cameras photograph together, the outward appearance chart and structure drawing had. 十点时候,叶青随着成群的观众们进场,为了这次拍照,叶青特意还去买了一台单反,这样两台相机一起拍照,外观图和结构图就都有了。 However, a Ye Qing approach time, met crowd. 然而,叶青一进场时候,就遇到了拥堵。 Because by the entrance two yew podocarpi, encircled completely the tourist dark mass. 因为门口的两棵罗汉松旁,乌压压围满了游客。 The staff who two are responsible for nursing the aluminum titanium alloy yew podocarpus, watched the fun and tourist of photograph, pushed actually small boat that got angry in the sea. 两名负责看护铝钛合金罗汉松的工作人员,被看热闹和拍照的游客,硬是挤成了怒海中的扁舟。 Ye Qing is somewhat dull watches at present the scene, inside also has more trees, encircles does here? 叶青有些呆愣地看住眼前场景,里面还有更多的树,都围在这里干什么? hey hey!” President Song Feijun does not know where drilled, arrives at behind Ye Qing, on the face is the deceitful smiling face: Hot the technical exhibition was then hot, you look, afternoon headline absolutely is these trees.” 嘿嘿!”园长宋菲军不知打哪儿钻了出来,走到叶青后头,脸上全是奸诈的笑容:“火了这下科技展会要火,你看着,下午的头条绝对是这些树。” Mr. Ye, you do not know before. Opens reporter to meet the time, I keep guessing intentionally. Finally that helps the shark that foreign reporter smells the smell of blood probably, the noisy crowd clash toward the exhibition hall.” 叶先生,你之前不知道。开记者会时候,我故意卖了个关子。结果那帮国外记者像是闻见血腥味的鲨鱼,一窝蜂朝展厅里冲。” hēng hēng, they want to pat smile the steel pole of person, finally by the entrance two metal trees, is said the words that shocks, entering the conference site is wishes one could to crawl to the tree comes up shooting.” 哼哼,他们想拍笑人的钢柱,结果却被门口两棵金属树,震撼的连话都不会说,进了会场更是恨不能爬到树上去拍摄。” reporter of Japan(ese) television station also makes on -the-scene reporting, hā hā you do not know that after he goes in the expression, can make me smile for three days.” 日本电视台的记者还做现场连线,哈哈你都不知道他进去后的表情,能让我笑三天。” Was too crisp, makes these foreigners know ruthlessly, our China science and technology is not worse than them.” “太爽了,就得狠狠地让这些外国人知道,咱们华夏的科技并不比他们差。”
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