Tomorrowmustgo toQingheCui Clanvisiting, thereforesomelotsneedto preparetodayahead of time.
明天就要去清河崔氏拜访,因此今天有很多东西需要提前准备。invitation card, gift on first meeting and Aristocratic Familytediouscustom, doingCheng Jinyangisdizzy.拜帖、见面礼、世家的繁琐规矩,搞得程晋阳是头昏脑涨。Has the learned and accomplishedolder female cousinfortunately, and uncommunicativecompetentcousintwo peoplehelps, preparedto end the matterfinallycompletely.
还好有博学多才的堂姐,以及寡言能干的堂哥两人帮忙,总算是将事情全部准备完了。„Right.”Cheng Yuexiansaidsuddenly,„inthis morningclanhadonegroup of clansmento fight in groups, injuredseveral, thismatterImustsaywithyou......”
“对了。”程月仙突然说道,“今天上午族里有一群族人打群架,伤了好几个,这事我得和你说下……”„Fights in groups?”Cheng Jinyanghave heard what was saidis angry, „thesepeoplewhat's the matter?”
“打群架?”程晋阳闻言大怒,“这些人怎么回事?”Whenyou my Patriarchisfalse! Alsodaresto fight in groups, dislikingmyclan regulationsisn't strict, does not enforce the law strictly?
你们当我这个族长是假的啊!还敢打群架,嫌我族规不苛,执法不严?„Un.”Cheng Yuexianhesitant, „, or do youwatch the familyforum?”
“嗯。”程月仙犹豫了下,“要不你看下家族论坛?”Seesolder female cousinattitude, Cheng Jinyangthenputs out the cell phone, was onfor a long timenotonfamilyforum.
见堂姐这个态度,程晋阳便拿出手机,登上了许久未上的家族论坛。Then the eyewas burnt.
然后眼睛就被辣到了。Whatghost?
什么鬼?Inthis timefamilyforum, does not know how andstartedto brush the screen, the heat degreeposttitleranked the firstfor„Goddesswasourdays”, alreadyhadalmost13000replies.
此时的家族论坛里,不知怎么地又开始刷屏了,热度排名第一的帖子标题为“神女就是我们的天”,已经有差不多13000的回复了。Goddess? Thisnameis quite familiar!神女?这称呼好熟悉啊!ThereforeCheng Jinyangthenrememberssuddenly, whenhejustjoinedDivine CapitalCheng Clan, as ifhas metonecrowd of same agelapdog......
于是程晋阳这才猛然想起,在他刚加入神都程氏的时候,似乎遇到过一群同龄舔狗……„Did these not law-abidingfellowcause trouble?”Herubbed the foreheadagitated, the train of thought seemed returning for severalmonths ago.
“那些不安分的家伙又闹事了?”他烦躁地揉着眉心,思绪仿佛回到了几个月前。Leaves the clanstudyto joinHeavenly NetfromCheng Jinyang, separatedwith the lifepaths of theseordinaryclansmenthoroughly.
自程晋阳离开族学加入天罗,就和这些普通族人的生活轨迹彻底分开了。Isfeelsabout the whereabouts of his old enemyprobablycurious, theseA'ZhiGoddess Cultpeopleevenskip classesfrom the clanstudyseveraltimes, rush to the Net Hallthat sideto pry the military situation, finallywas heldbyCheng Huaiyanmain familyHeavenly Net, thenreturns to the clanstudy of ManagerCheng Yuexian, each onebacksmarked misconduct the punishment, shortly afterthenstopped.
大概是对他这个宿敌的去向感到好奇,这些阿芷神女教徒甚至好几次从族学里逃课,跑到罗堂那边去刺探军情,结果都被程怀言手下的本家天罗抓住,然后送回程月仙主管的族学里,个个背了记过处分,没多久便都消停了。After that is the rebellion of Wang Chuzong, Fifth GradeAristocratic Familyis worried about the standing in linemistake, toprotect oneselfusesto split the biglaw, Divine CapitalCheng Clanalsodividedfew peopleto go out.
在那之后,便是王处仲的叛乱,五品世家们担心站队错误,为了自保纷纷采用分裂大法,神都程氏这边也分了一部分人出去。A'ZhiGoddess Cultalsosomepeopleare certainly ready to make trouble, howeverquickwas suppressedbylapdogkingCheng Zian: Mustknow that A'ZhiGoddessisourday, now the GoddesschoicestandsJinkang City, does yourboydareto throwGalloping Dragons Armyunexpectedly?阿芷神女教内部当然也有人蠢蠢欲动,然而很快就被舔狗大王程子昂镇压下去:要知道阿芷神女就是我们的天,如今神女选择站在建康城这边,你小子居然敢去投龙骧军?Therefore, exceptfewpartsby the believer who outside the family membertakes away, the A'ZhiGoddess Cultwholestillmaintained the highrevolutionarypurity, has not made the fundamentalmistakeon the issue of thismajor issue of principle.
因此,除去少部分被家里人带走的教徒以外,阿芷神女教整体仍然保持了高度的革命纯洁性,没有在这种大是大非的问题上面犯根本性的错误。Cheng BenheoldPatriarchpassed awaythenagain, Cheng Jinyangoffered up one's life bravelyto take overPatriarch, Goddess Cultfacedmore essentialrouteissuefinally.
再然后程本和老族长去世,程晋阳临危受命接任族长,神女教终于面临了更加本质的路线问题。Few peopleinsisted that the A'ZhiGoddesspurity and independence, thinkCheng Jinyangneedsto eliminateexists( right, althoughheisPatriarch, butstilldid not allowto bribeGoddess).
一部分人坚持阿芷神女的纯洁性和独立性,认为程晋阳是需要肃清的存在(对,虽然他是族长,但仍然不允许染指神女)。Another part ofpeopledeclaredtoCheng JinyangpathZhuanfen. After all after oldPatriarchpassed away, iswhobringsfrom the mire the entirefamily? It goes without saying. Can't such a effortfulhero, be joined tooursupremeSirGoddess?
另一部分人则宣称对程晋阳路转粉。毕竟老族长去世之后,是谁将整个家族从泥潭里带出来的?不言而喻嘛。这么一位力挽狂澜的英雄,难道配不上我们至高无上的神女大人吗?ThereforeGoddess Cultsplits upnomale leadparty and CPpartytwofactions. The formeraccuses the latteris the revisionism, the latteraccuses the formeris the dogmatism, both sidesquarrelledinfamilyforumare heavily engaged.
于是神女教就此分化出无男主党和CP党两个派系。前者指责后者是修正主义,后者指责前者是教条主义,双方在家族论坛里吵得不可开交。Naturally, can the idolget married, eveninanotherworld is still the eternitydifficult problem. After allsomepeoplewill knockCP, somepeoplehave the intensemonopolydesire, the two sidesare doomedto have no wayto understandeach otheridea.
当然了,偶像可不可以结婚,即便是在另一个世界也算是千古难题。毕竟有些人会磕CP,有些人则有强烈的独占欲望,两边注定没法理解彼此的想法。Thereforeafterkick up a fussseveraltimes, the both sidessecretassigns the locationfinally, approximatelyputs up......
于是在几次大吵大闹之后,双方终于秘密划下场地,约架……„Thereforethere is a person injured...... considers as finished, Iaskothers.”Cheng Jinyangtakes up the cell phone, sends out the informationtoYang Wangshu:
“所以有没有人受伤……算了,我问问别人。”程晋阳拿起手机,给杨望舒发出信息:Comestomyoffice.
到我办公室来一下。
The cousinolder female cousindepartsin advance. Passed the moment, Yang Wangshuthenfromout of the doorinquisitively, peeps atcautiouslytowardinside.
堂哥堂姐这边先行离去。过了片刻,杨望舒便从门外探头探脑地,小心翼翼朝里面窥视过来。„Comes.”Cheng Jinyangknocked the table, „is yourheadmaskso big, whathidesto hide?”
“进来吧。”程晋阳敲了敲桌子,“你头上面具那么大,躲什么躲?”ThereforeYang Wangshuthensends out„hehe”sound, thistimeunexpectedlyis not the electronicsynthesissound that uses, butissomeanimationrolevoicepackage, walkednaturally.
于是杨望舒便发出个“诶嘿嘿”的声音,这次居然不是用的电子合成声,而是某个动漫角色的语音包,大大方方地走了进来。Sitsin the Cheng Jinyangopposite, she a footveryuncouthfloor hangeron the chair, the right handdigs out the nailseamcareless, the left handis typing on the keyboard saying:
坐在程晋阳的对面,她将一只脚很不雅观地架在椅子上,右手漫不经心地抠着指甲缝,左手敲键盘说道:„Whatmatterhasto look forme? Saida bit faster, in Iplayed the Dukebattlealso12minutesto start, had no free timeherewithyourtalk disorderly and unsystematic.”
“有什么事找我?快点说,我游戏里公会战还有十二分钟就开始了,没空在这里和你扯七扯八。”„YourGoddess Cultinternal splitwhat's the matter?”Cheng Jinyangwas pushing the cell phone, „said that looks?”
“你们神女教内部分裂是怎么回事?”程晋阳将手机倒着推了过去,“说说看?”„.”Yang Wangshusilenta while, jumps downfrom the chair, „Ijustremembered the timeto remember incorrectlyprobably, after the Dukebattle is actually twominutesstarts, fires offthatgame of usto chathaagain.”
“呃。”杨望舒沉默了一会儿,从椅子上跳下来,“我刚想起时间好像记错了,公会战其实是两分钟后开始,打完那局我们再聊哈。”Herturns aroundto want, but alsowithouttakingonestep, Cheng Jinyangthenholds downhershouldersfrombehind, broke offheringeniously.
她这边转身欲走,还没迈出一步呢,程晋阳便从后面按住她的双肩,巧妙地将她掰了回来。„Really, does not deceiveyou!” The littlegirlhas turned around, finallybroke offbyCheng Jinyang;Alsoturns around, broke off, is anxioussheto stamp the feetagain and again, the tearsflowedquickly-, ifhad not been keeping offby the mask.
“真的,不骗你!”小女孩儿又转过身,结果又被程晋阳掰回来;又转身,又被掰回来,急得她连连跺脚,眼泪都快流出来了-如果没有被面具挡着的话。„Jinyang, the tomorrow'sjourney......”Xing Yuanzhiheld the documentjustto walk, sawCheng Jinyangboth handsto press the shoulder of Xiao Wangshu, the latterpetitebodystruggledunceasingly, seems sufferingsomeviolence.
“晋阳,明天的出行……”邢沅芷抱着文件刚走进来,就看见程晋阳双手按着小望舒的肩膀,后者娇小的身子不断挣扎啊着,似乎正在遭受某种暴力胁迫。„Un?!”
“嗯?!”..................
………………„Therefore said that is not I am bullyingherintentionally!”
“所以都说了,可不是我在故意欺负她!”
The Cheng Jinyangangerhammerdesktop, Yang Wangshuis sittingin the sidelittle darling, Xing Yuanzhitakes the cell phone, embarrassedappearance that a facestarts to speak but hesitates, as ifconstipationmanyyears.程晋阳怒锤桌面,杨望舒在旁边乖乖正坐,邢沅芷则是拿着手机,一脸欲言又止的窘迫模样,仿佛便秘多年似的。„This, thisclosesmyanythingmatter......”Xing Yuanzhito cover the faceto moan, ashameddifficult to bear.
“这,这关我什么事……”邢沅芷捂脸呻吟起来,羞愧难当。„Whatothersworshipisyou, howto have relatedwithyou?” The Cheng Jinyangbadmindpressed for an answerher saying that „honestconfession, wasyourorganization? Youdo the superstitionworshipinmyClan Ground, whatgoalhas, has been authorized? Beyond the clan does the influencepull strings?”
“人家崇拜的是你,怎么和你没有关系?”程晋阳坏心眼地逼问她道,“老实交代,是不是你组织的?你在我族地里搞迷信崇拜,有什么目的,得到批准了吗?是不是族外势力指使的?”SeesA'Zhito wish one couldto dig a holeto worm one's way into, Yang Wangshujumpsto shouthastily:
见阿芷恨不得就地挖个洞钻进去,杨望舒连忙跳起来嚷道:„CannotyoubullyBig Sister A'Zhi, has anything to cometome!”
“不许你欺负阿芷姐姐,有什么事冲我来!”„Matter is also not you do!”Cheng Jinyangpressesonher the chairimmediately.
“事情还不是你搞出来的!”程晋阳立刻又将她摁回椅子上。Another side, Xing Yuanzhialsotastesfinally, knits the browsto ask:
另一边,邢沅芷也总算是回过味来,皱眉问道:„Xiao Wangshu, whatmatter do youhaveto hide the truth fromme?”
“小望舒,你是不是有什么事情在瞒着我?”„!”Is also thinkinga moment agoandBig Sister A'Zhiresisteddregs maletogether, cannot think that Big Sister A'Zhithen the treacherystruckin an instant, Yang Wangshuthensent outpitifullywū wūsound. Underintimidation of male and femaledoubles, quick attended to carry out the loving relationshipgenerationclear:
“呜!”刚才还想着和阿芷姐姐共同对抗屑男,想不到阿芷姐姐转眼便倒戈一击,杨望舒便发出了凄惨的呜呜声。在男女双打的威逼之下,很快就将事情交代得一清二楚:OriginallysinceCheng Jinyangworked asPatriarch, Cheng YuexianstartspurposelyisPatriarchdrums up support. In addition during the war, hiscontributioneveryonealsowatched, causinginGoddess Cultalsoto present a wave of unharmonioussound, startedto transferpowderGreat Patriarch Cheng.
原来自从程晋阳当了族长,程月仙这边就开始有意识地为族长造势。加上战争期间他的贡献大家也都看在眼里,导致神女教里也出现了一波不和谐的声音,开始转粉程大族长。As„onlylovesA'Zhi”chieflapdog, Yang Wangshucannot certainlytolerate the fansteamto transfer the powder, thereforein the privateforum of A'Zhiclub, tops the opinion of thatseveralrebeldirectlyinterrogates, angrily rebukes.
作为“唯爱阿芷”的首席舔狗,杨望舒当然不能容忍粉丝团队转粉,于是就在阿芷俱乐部的私人论坛里,将那几个叛徒的言论直接置顶批斗,怒斥一番。Cannot think that herapproachcaused the popular angerquickly, manypeoplesaid that „mypowderA'Zhi”and„mypowderJinyang”bothdo not conflict, wait forCheng and Xing Clansto tie the marriage allianceagain, didn't these twoturn intoone? The doublekitchen isn't itfragrant?
想不到她的做法很快就引起了众怒,不少人表示“我粉阿芷”和“我粉晋阳”两者并不冲突,等程邢两氏再结秦晋之好,这两人不就变成一家了吗?双厨它不香吗?Yang Wangshuflies into a rage, poststo angrily rebuke: Howmy familyBig Sister A'Zhipossiblymarriesthatbigpig!杨望舒勃然大怒,发帖怒斥:我家阿芷姐姐怎么可能嫁给那头大猪!Resultpart of Cheng Clanclansmenalsogot angry: My familyJinyanggood and evil is also Head of a Clan, whom did yourhis motherscoldis the pig?
结果一部分程氏族人也怒了:我家晋阳好歹也是一族之长,你他妈骂谁是猪呢?Thereforein the A'Zhiclub1/3usersleaveimmediately, causing the entireforumcurrent capacityto fall suddenly, the vitalitydamages severely. ManagerCheng Zianjoins to draweveryonevoluntarilyto come back, Yang Wangshualsosomewhatregrettedat that time,agreed withmanager'srequest.
于是阿芷俱乐部里三分之一的用户立刻出走,导致整个论坛流量暴跌,元气大伤。管理员程子昂主动请缨要拉大家回来,杨望舒当时也有些后悔,就同意了管理员的请求。Finally after Cheng Zianfoundthesepeople, immediatelytreachery, announcedYang Wangshu„onlylovesA'Zhi”is the heresy, the genuinepowderGoddessA'Zhibeliever, shouldmakeGoddessfindownto be happy, andby„is only likedA'Zhi”changing to„reallylovingA'Zhi” the doctrine......
结果程子昂找到那些人后立刻倒戈,宣布杨望舒的“唯爱阿芷”是异端邪说,真正粉神女阿芷的教徒,就应该让神女找到自己的幸福,并且将教义由“唯爱阿芷”改为“真爱阿芷”……ThereforeYang Wangshuhas a fit of bad temperthoroughly, thenin the organizationforum the remainingpeople, foughtwithCheng Zian.
于是杨望舒彻底炸毛,便组织论坛里剩下的人,和程子昂这边斗了起来。From thisthentriggeredthis morninggroup quarrelwar.
由此便引发了今日上午的群架大战。
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