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#1683: mishap

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1682 nd, mishap 1682、乌龙 „Tang Yu!! Your his mother delivered any dogshit gadget to come to me!!!” Breathless loudness of Vice President in the middle of the Los Angeles international airport cursed angrily, absolutely did not have to take the United States of America temporary President training little. “唐煜！！你他妈到底给我送了些什么狗屎玩意儿过来！！！”副总统在洛杉矶国际机场当中气急败坏的大声怒骂道,完全没有了一点点作为美利坚合众国临时总统的修养。 It is not far in his front, a Rockefeller Household affiliated technology personnel are calling out in alarm while flees in panic, Robot the starting to walk footsteps are in hot pursuit, launch green paint ball that simultaneously in the middle of the right arm muzzle also non-stop, innumerable bullet accurate hitting on the back of the head of this person, makes an intermittent pā pā pā pā sound. 在他前方不远,一个洛克菲勒家族旗下的技术人员正在一边惊叫一边仓皇逃窜,身后一台机器人正迈开脚步紧追不舍,同时右臂枪口当中还不停的发射绿漆弹,无数子弹准确的打在这个人的后脑勺上,发出一阵阵啪啪啪啪的声音。 Another direction, already more than ten Robot guarded US forces soldier knock it off with the rope, locks in the joint with the iron chain again, naturally in this process, the green paint ball in Robot hand had not stopped, hitting on bodies of these soldier. In the middle of the air is filling rich paint taste, everywhere is one piece green and glossy. 另一个方向,已经有十多台机器人被守卫的美军士兵们用绳索拉倒,再用铁链锁住关节,当然在这个过程中,机器人手中的绿漆弹就一直没停过,啪啪啪的打在这些士兵们的身上。空气当中弥漫着一股浓郁的油漆味,到处都是一片绿油油的。 Sees such scene, Vice President only felt on own forehead the blue vein jumps, „I want you to give me an explanation!!!” 看到这样的景象,副总统只感觉自己脑门上青筋直跳,“我要你给我一个解释！！！” In telephone another head, Tang Yu very indifferent is buckling the nose excrement, naturally this movement Vice President is could not see that „these Robot were gives your explanation ah...... the words saying that previous time you didn't want me to give you to explain? You looked that I sent to you, you also called me to give the explanation, otherwise Robot did I deliver 100 to come again?” 在电话另一头,唐煜很无所谓的扣着鼻屎,当然这个动作副总统是看不到的,“这些机器人就是给你的解释啊……话说上次你不是也要我给你解释吗？你看我给你送来了,你又叫我给解释,要不然机器人我再送100台过来？” „Delivered your mother......” Vice President almost to stamp one's foot on start shouted abuse in public, returned to normal with great difficulty the mood, „your his mother wants my airport dyeing green!!!” “送你妈了个……”副总统差点就开始跳脚骂街了,好不容易才平复好心情,“你他妈想把我的机场给染成绿色吗！！！” „Wants No…… to change into red next time?” Tang Yu is probing asking. “要不……下次换成红色的？”唐煜试探着问道。 kā chā! The telephone hung up directly. 咔嚓！电话直接挂断了。 Vice President looks in the hand to succeed in giving up the two truncation the telephone receiver, complexion red, his unceasing deep breath, unceasing stressed in the heart, this is farce this is farce this is the farce...... 副总统看着手上断成两截的电话听筒,脸色一片通红,他不断的深呼吸,不断的在心中强调,这就是闹剧这就是闹剧这就是闹剧…… At this time, last Robot was impeded the foot by the rope finally, then dang fell down. More than ten US forces soldier roared to throw to press Robot under the body, several other people were thrown into confusion brought the iron chain to lock in the joint of Robot. When carries out these work, the spear/gun on Robot right arm the opening fire of unceasing resentment on bottommost the soldier face in the crowd, this soldier was also still pressed below cannot move, must withstand forcefully looked unfamiliar not to have expression that may the love. 这时候,最后一台机器人终于被绳索绊住脚,然后咣当一声跌倒在地。十多个美军士兵咆哮着扑上去把机器人压在身下,另外几个人手忙脚乱的拿来铁链锁住机器人的关节。在进行这些工作的时候,机器人右臂上的枪仍然不断的怼在人堆中最下面的士兵脸上啪啪啪的开枪,这个士兵也被压在下面动弹不得,只得硬生生的承受了一脸生无可恋的表情。 „Your this crowd of bastard!! Waste!!! dogshit!! Trash!! Sediment!!...... bastard!! Shameless!!!!” Vice President stands in this crowd of US forces soldier also has CIA man in black , is not in front of the green clothes person is cursing angrily acting crazy. “你们这群混蛋！！废物！！！狗屎！！垃圾！！渣滓！！……混蛋！！无耻！！！！”副总统站在这群美军士兵还有cia的黑衣人,哦不,是绿衣人面前怒骂着发飙。 „‚bastard’ this word had said a moment ago......” constellation virgo and had assistant President of obsession to say in side low voice. “‘混蛋’这个词刚才已经说过一遍了……”处女座而且有强迫症的总统助理在旁边小声接话。 „What did you say a moment ago? Un!?” Vice President turns head fiercely, full is the killing aura look punctures on the assistant face to feel pain. “你刚才说啥？嗯！？”副总统猛地扭头过来,满是杀气的眼神刺得助理脸上发痛。 „That...... I look immediately cleanly Duke settle......” assistant to hurry to find an excuse to run away. “那个……我立刻去找清洁公来善后……”助理赶紧找个借口跑掉了。 „Has a look at your Present is what welldoing!! This is solemn U.S. army soldier!! Solemn CIA Agent!! Solemn mechanical expert!!!” Vice President points is standing in front one crowd of person angry cursing. “看看你们现在是个什么德行！！这就是堂堂的美国陆军士兵！！堂堂的cia特工！！堂堂的机械专家！！！”副总统指着站在面前的一群人愤怒的大骂。 Is standing the 200~300 person before him, on everyone body was hit a heterogeneity by the green paint ball, on the clothes blasts out green and glossy piece by piece paint everywhere, moreover Tang Yu pinched the bad reconstitution the Robot procedure/program, these Robot will not attack to avoid offending somebody with Iron Fist, but also added on a procedure/program to hit the head specially. Only sees these person of whole face one pieces green and glossily, the hair was also mounted by the green paint one after another, they lower the head, the green paint on head still in falls one after another downward. 在他面前站着两三百人,每个人身上上都被绿漆弹打得一片斑驳,衣服上到处都炸开绿油油的一片片油漆,而且唐煜非常捏儿坏的重编了机器人的程序,这些机器人并不会用铁拳攻击避免伤人,但是也加上了一条程序专打脑袋。只看到这些人满脸一片绿油油的,头发也被绿色油漆黏成一块一块,他们低下头的时候,脑袋上的绿油漆还在一滴一滴往下掉。 However what is most miserable before is, clamored fiercest that several CIA Agent, they by the Robot converging attack, from top to bottom no inch place were not green, did not need to put on make-up to enter " Army Men » square. 不过最惨的还是之前叫嚣得最厉害的那几个cia特工了,他们被机器人集中攻击,浑身上下没有一寸地方不是绿色的,根本不用化妆就可以走进《玩具兵大战》的片场了。 Moreover the paint moistens Result on hair to be obvious, today here several hundred went home to shave clean personally, even must shave together the eyebrow. Naturally, that several Agent also need to shave the wool of another place obviously......, what Little Mirror said is the leg wool. 而且油漆沾在毛发上的结果是显而易见的,今天这里的几百个人回家都得剃光头了,甚至还要把眉毛也一起剃掉。当然,那几个特工显然还需要剃掉另一个地方的毛……嗯,小镜说的是腿毛。 „Also!! Why the Rockefeller person can here!? Why these Robot will make suddenly!? Tang Yu delivers so many Robot to come to you to spray paint!! ah!??” Vice President continues to shout a question. “还有！！为什么洛克菲勒的人会在这里！？为什么这些机器人会突然闹起来！？难道唐煜送过来这么多机器人就是来给你们喷漆的吗！！啊！？？”副总统继续喝问。 „We are worried about on these Robot to have the bomb......” are CIA of head ‚green’ clothes person said low voice. “我们担心这些机器人身上有炸弹……”为首的cia‘绿’衣人小声说道。 „You shut up to me!! You think that this gives a pretext me to believe shoddily for the second time!!??” Vice President points at his nose to angrily roar, beckoning that then his pent-up anger has not disappeared, another assistant hurries to bring another satellite phone, and reclosing Tang Yu's number. “你给我闭嘴！！你以为这个拙劣的借口我会相信第二次吗！！？？”副总统指着他的鼻子怒吼一声,接着他余怒未消的招了招手,另一名助理赶紧拿过来另一台卫星电话,并且再次接通了唐煜的号码。 „Tang Yu, you deliver these Robot, what wants to explain?” After Vice President sent stirred a fire, has calmed down. “唐煜,你送过来这些机器人,是想说明什么？”副总统发了一通火之后已经冷静下来了。 „Previous time I give your recording tape am the actual combat video recording of these Robot, as well as before , I attack Langley Air Force Base concrete Cause. Moreover considering you do not have the appropriate projection equipment, but also sends a film projector, but was torn down by your people. Therefore, this time I directly deliver the material object to come simply, naturally, the film projector and recording tape, in the transport ship goods warehouse, these people was also attracted the attention by Robot, naturally cannot notice these little things.” Tang Yu also received sexually harassing, not, thoughts of cracking a joke, serious reply. “上次我送给你的录像带就是这些机器人的实战录像,以及之前我突袭兰利空军基地的具体原因。而且考虑到你们没有合适的放映设备,还送来一台放映机,不过被你们的人拆掉了。所以,这次我就干脆直接送实物过来吧,当然,放映机和录像带还有一份,在运输机货仓内部,那些人被机器人吸引了注意力,自然不会注意到这些小东西的。”唐煜也收起了调戏,哦不,开玩笑的心思,一本正经的回答。 „Therefore you do give these Robot to install the paint ball?!” Vice President said ruthlessly. “于是你就给这些机器人装上油漆弹？！”副总统狠狠地说道。 „What if these Robot use is 12.7 millimeters caliber heavy machine gun of normal equipment, moreover they inflexible use weapon only, will not attack with the appropriate method on the contrary at an appropriate time, for example fist and so on. Meanwhile, they will also use the US forces standard weapon actually, for example m- 16, for example Zucca...... thinks to look that if I have not removed these function to guarantee that your securities, these 20 Robot, what appearance can build the airport?” Tang Yu asked lightly. “如果这些机器人使用的是正常装备的12.7毫米口径重机枪,而且它们也不会死板的只使用武器,相反会在合适的时候用合适的方法来攻击,比如拳头之类。同时,它们其实也是会用美军制式武器的,比如m-16,比如巴祖卡……想想看吧,如果我没有去掉这些功能来保证你们的安全的话,这20台机器人,可以把机场搞成什么样子？”唐煜淡淡地问。 Vice President deeply inspires, his vision in that side still stood , in same place moves on several hundred soldier that does not dare to move to sweep, the Present paint start has solidified the block, these people are very uncomfortable, the bearing is somewhat crooked. Sees Vice President to stare, stands. 副总统深吸一口气,他的目光在那边仍然站在原地一动不敢动的几百个士兵身上扫过,现在油漆已经开始凝固成块,那些人身上很不舒服,站姿有些歪歪扭扭的。看见副总统瞪过来,又纷纷重新站好。 Vice President impatient waving, these people feel relieved, immediately disperses instantly, the hurried finding cleaner, was used for them scratched the abstergent of floor one after another toward the head on but actually, the flavor that in the air abstergent that irritated the nose fills the air immediately. 副总统不耐烦的挥了挥手,那些人如释重负,顿时一哄而散,急急忙忙的找到清洁工,把他们用来擦地板的洗洁剂一桶一桶的往脑袋上倒,空气中洗洁剂那刺鼻的味道立刻弥漫开来。 „, These Robot combat power are truly powerful, if these 20 Robot fully-armed, and launches the sneak attack, even can make an airport 2~3 runway paralyze!” The Vice President sinking sound said. “确实,这些机器人的战斗力非常强大,这20台机器人如果全副武装并且展开偷袭的话,甚至可以让机场两三条跑道瘫痪！”副总统沉声说道。 „Right, this is the answer that I give, in view of Mutant. Mutant is actually not fearful, but the Human society lacks the preparation to their appearances. Once were prepared, then defeats them is not difficult.” Tang Yu said. “对,这就是我给出的答案,针对变种人的。变种人其实并不可怕,只是人类社会对他们的出现缺乏准备而已。一旦有了准备,那么战胜他们并不难。”唐煜说道。 „Snort! You were said that controlled half U.S. East Sea shore Charles Xavier?” Vice President cold snort/hum, “哼！你是说控制了半个美国东海岸的查尔斯-泽维尔吗？”副总统冷哼一声, „Charles is the millenniums powerful Mutant that is difficult to meet, to him, only then a result is to the Human society best......” the Tang Yu corners of the mouth appear to sneer, „dies!” “查尔斯是千年难遇的强大变种人,对于他来说,只有一个结局才是对人类社会最好的……”唐煜嘴角浮现出一丝冷笑,“死！”
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