Establishing diplomatic relations of thousand star civilization and Earth civilization, although has the extremely frigid beginning, even once let the princess and captain these two aliens somewhat suspects the life, but said no matter how, all are making great strides forward in the good direction! 千星文明与地球文明的建交,虽然有着极其惨烈的开端,甚至一度让公主与舰长这两个外星人有些怀疑人生,但不管怎么说,一切都在往好的方向迈进！ After devoted treatment, the princess and captain were restored to health finally. 经过悉心的治疗后,公主与舰长终于康复了。 Actually said that is restored to health completely, is not complete, after knowing the issue root, the princess and captain can guarantee that at least the own condition will not continue to deteriorate. 其实说是完全康复,也不尽然,知晓问题根源后,公主与舰长起码可以保证自己的状态不会继续恶化。 Deactivates five feelings, making the own sense no longer keen, does not go to „understanding” that to linger in the air the surrounding unknown distortion disaster hardship, reduces the spirit sleep/felt, attenuates Spirit, no longer went to „observation” that to pace back and forth the indescribable terrifying in void by oneself. 钝化五感,让自己的感官不再敏锐,不去“理解”那袅绕周围的未知扭曲灾厄,降低灵觉,弱化精神,让自己不再去“观察”那徘徊于虚空中的不可名状恐怖。 After an adjustment, the princess and captain even felt oneself probably blind deaf, but also suffered from the heavy Alzheimer's disease, the brain transferred motionless, but did not have the means that because this was as the high inspirational alien, wanted in the only means that Earth stayed. 经过一番调整后,公主与舰长甚至觉得自己好像瞎了又聋了,还患上了重度老人痴呆症,脑子都转不动了,但没办法,因为这是身为高灵感外星人,想要在地球呆下去的唯一办法。 Since I turn into the intelligence quotient after 9 small deaf is blind, even every day looks straight ahead evil god still as before moe moe dá, was roughly this mentality. 自从我变成智商不足九的小聋瞎后,即便每天直视邪神也依旧萌萌哒,约莫就是这个思路了。 However, infiltrates in desolated Emperor dragon the honor to their body and mind, for a short time has not wiped out thoroughly, after all that is the honor of God level, the pointedness that requires some time recuperates, but, the princess and captain can at least from that glass house. 不过,渗透到他们身心之中的荒芜龙帝荣光,一时半会还没彻底拔除,毕竟那可是天帝级的荣光,需要一定时间的针对性调养,但是,公主与舰长起码能够从那个玻璃屋中出来了。 But that recruits temporarily from the elementary school, is used to take care of these two extraterrestrials to treasure the small creature frailly the elementary student interstellar diplomacy ambassador, came off sentry duty honorably, changed into formally, has the diplomatic ambassadors of various specialized postures. 而那个临时从小学里征召出来,用来照顾这两只外星脆弱珍惜小动物的小学生星际外交大使,也光荣的下岗了,换成了正儿八经,拥有各种专业姿势的外交大使。 This does not dismantle the bridge after crossing, 33 Heaven is also quite generous, the big hand wields, gives this elementary student to be exempt from taking an examination on the treatment of straight junior middle school, naturally, when does not use faces the elementary school to promote the junior middle school that crowd of terrifying entrance examination boss, but, he in the junior middle school boundary whether can run amuck in expert mixes, must look at his own good fortune. 这不是过河拆桥,三十三天界也颇为慷慨,大手一挥,给与这个小学生免试直上初中的待遇,当然,虽然不用面对小学晋升初中时那一群恐怖的升学考试boss,但是,他是否能够在强者横行的初中境中混下去,就要看他自己的造化了。 At present in the dreamland virtual educational system of modern Earth, can from the elementary school lifetime may few, that only Pure Yang immortal revere few Sirs, just depended on an angel fruit, obtained the special approval elementary school to go straight up the treatment, at present still prepares in the junior middle school boundary, without the accident/surprise, he should quick be able to become the first high-school student in Earth virtual educational system, arrived in the forcing world, unsurpassed boundary. 目前现代地球的梦境虚拟教育体系之中,能够从小学毕生的可没有几个,就连那只纯阳仙尊斐少卿,也只是刚刚靠着天仙道果,获得了特批的小学直升待遇,目前还在初中境备战,如果没意外,他应该很快就能成为地球虚拟教育体系里的第一只高中生,抵达力压天下,盖世无双之境。 Although changes into the specialized diplomatic ambassador, but this ambassador, the level also is quite actually low, but does not have the means that in the present Earth, individual strength and government position is to basically be proportional, strength certainly, no means have not mixed from the start in the government. 虽然换成专业的外交大使,但这位大使,其实层级也颇低,但没办法,在现在的地球,个人实力与官职基本上是成正比的,没有强绝之力,压根没办法在官场混下去。 When the subordinates report the work, opens, as the frightened miraculous glow naturally sound sending out, Shangguan Lian this inspection cannot pass surely, oneself were first insane, but how also to mix? 下属来汇报工作时,一口开,恐惧灵光自然而然随着声音散发,上官连这点检定过不去,自己先疯了,还怎么混下去？ If comes a God or the immortal reveres, how even the princess and captain suppress the own inspiration and sense, under the contact of short distance, the not possible surname to escape by luck, diplomat who therefore, can only come a low level. 要是来一位天帝或者仙尊,就算公主与舰长怎么压制自己的灵感与感官,在近距离的接触下,也不可能姓幸免,所以,只能来一个低层次的外交官。 However, this diplomatic ambassador, although the level is low, but is very intelligent, every word and deed defers to the Heaven meaning office, is a qualified pulling line puppet, is used to receive the princess and captain, pouring was also enough. 不过,这个外交大使虽然层级较低,但却很聪明,一言一行都按照天界意思办,是一个合格的扯线木偶,用来接待公主与舰长,倒也是足够了。 The princess and captain went out of the glass house, under the diplomatic ambassador's leadership , travels as a guest this lunar month. 公主与舰长走出了玻璃屋,在外交大使的带领下,以客人的身份,游历这座太阴月都。 Once desolated Moon, at this moment became exceptionally full of vitality, the ground was covered by the flesh of players, after some time tempering, the luster seemed like not terrifying, but was sinks secretly jet black, even had certain crystal phenomenon. 曾经荒芜的月球,此刻变得异常的生机勃勃,地面被玩家们的血肉所覆盖,经过一段时间的淬炼后,色泽看起来已经没有那么恐怖,而是暗沉漆黑,甚至出现一定的晶体化现象。 Looks into the distance distantly, the land of Moon had turned into the stretching as far as eye can see jet black crystal flesh land, but backdrop that the vault of heaven, the star axle justice composes, forms to cover the alternative atmosphere of entire Moon, innumerable energy rune/symbol writing and energy flow constructs tentacle evil that becomes to wriggle, from top to bottom makes the gravity, blocks the air, isolates various universe high-energy beams and intense radiations. 遥遥眺望,月球的大地已经变成了一望无尽的漆黑晶体血肉大地,而天穹,星轨法网组成的天幕,形成覆盖整个月球的另类大气层,无数能量符文与能量流动构筑而成的触手妖异蠕动着,由上而下制造重力,封锁空气,隔绝各种宇宙高能射线以及强烈辐射。 The efficiency of 33 Heaven to building materials is quite high, jet black flesh construct the construction that becomes to rise straight from the ground, extend Large expanse , the talent treasure that somewhat the appearance of city, then, various transplants have come, the variation adult plant, is beautifying the first seat in this human history, while convenient some manufacture dispensable oxygen. 三十三天界对建材的利用效率还是颇高的,一座座漆黑血肉构筑而成的建筑拔地而起,延绵成片,已有几分城市之貌,然后,各种移植而来的天才地宝,异种植株,美化着这座人类历史上的第一座卫星都市,顺便制造一些可有可无的氧气。 The entire lunar month seems like, extremely evil different, dignified, terrifying extremely, just like the lair of evil spirit demon god to be the same, naturally, this is the view of princess and captain, cannot represent the fact. 整座太阴月都看起来,极其邪异,威严,也极其的恐怖,犹如邪灵魔神的巢穴一般,当然,这是公主与舰长的看法,并不能代表事实。 „Two respectable guests, this lunar month, were our Earth civilization just just the newly-built satellite harbor, therefore was quite crude, but also please should not be offended!” “两位尊敬的客人,这个太阴月都,是我们地球文明刚刚新建的卫星港口,所以颇为简陋,还请不要见怪！” Princess and captain, although after certain adjustment, to the strong adaptability of scenery of Earth, but from the surrounding environment, feels some indescribable terrors of hiding, although displays thousand star civilization some to act with constraint with every effort with dignifiedly, but the smile is quite stiff. 公主与舰长虽然经过一定的调整,对地球之景的适应性强了很多,但还是从周围的环境中,感受到一些潜藏的不可名状恐怖,所以虽然尽力表现出千星文明该有的矜持与威严,但笑容颇为僵硬。 The princess is responsible for the human relations, but the captain is responsible for defending, he lowers the head slightly, looked that tread these lusters sink secretly, have both the crystal and flesh sense of reality, but also trembles in the creeping motion, grows unceasingly and land of disassimilation, the smile is getting more and more stiff. 公主负责交际,而舰长则是负责防卫,他微微低头,看着地面那些色泽暗沉,兼具晶体与血肉质感,还在蠕动震颤,不断生长与异化的大地,笑容越来越僵硬。 This seems like the one application of biochemical science and technology, as if has nothing strangely, thousand star civilizations have similar science and technology, but, the science and technology of Earth civilization, the style is actually above the imagination limit of captain. 这看起来就像是生化科技的一种应用,似乎没什么奇怪的,千星文明也有类似的科技,不过,地球文明的科技,画风却是超乎舰长的想象力极限。 Takes, when treads the land fully, under the ground that makes the xi xi su su dark sound, some as if innumerable evil spirit ambushes under the land, are talking in whispers, the captain walks on the road, actually felt that virulent lines of sight are locking themselves, just started not to find the source, then, lowers the head unknowingly looks. 一脚迈出,足踏大地时,地面下那发出窸窸窣窣幽暗之音,仿佛有无数邪灵潜伏于大地之下,正在窃窃私语,舰长走在路上,却感觉一道道恶毒的视线锁定着自己,刚开始还没找到源头,然后,不经意间低头一看。 The ground appears the faces of sad and shrill distortions, the eyeball is staring at itself virulently, even opens mouth, reveals the close sharp barb tooth with huge crowds of people, that extends from the mouth, wants to twine sole the tongue of close tentacle, sees suddenly, made the captain almost fly panic-strickenly to almost the heart and liver spleen lung kidney. 地面浮现出一张张凄厉扭曲的面孔,眼珠恶毒的凝视着自己,甚至张开嘴,露出里三层外三层的细密锐利倒钩牙齿,还有那从嘴巴里伸出来,想要缠绕住自己脚掌的细密触手之舌,骤然一见,都让舰长惊骇到差点心肝脾肺肾都差点飞出来了。 However these sceneries all dodge to pass, when the captain carefully looks, these sceneries vanished completely, the ground is only the jet black crystal flesh, before saw, seemed only an illusion. 不过这些景色皆只是一闪而逝,当舰长仔细看去,这些景色又全部消失了,地面只是漆黑的晶体血肉,之前所见,都仿佛只是一场幻觉。 The diplomatic ambassador as if detected that amazed of two extraterrestrial distinguished guests, explained with a smile: „Two honored guests please do not care, this is one of the lunar month defense supervision systems, under the ground hides trillion moon discernment, the time monitoring four directions, the periodicity is conducting the status examination to the pedestrian, once there is a suspects appearance of piggy back entry, this supervisory system will process to the suspects correspondingly, as for the tongue of moon tentacle that extends, is only a clean mechanism, we can guarantee, the lunar month will not present the trash, this will be one will be pure forever such as the new metropolis!” 外交大使似乎察觉到两位外星贵宾的惊诧,含笑解释道:“两位贵客请不要在意,这是太阴月都的防卫监控体系之一,地面之下潜藏着亿万太阴法眼,时刻监控四方,周期性对行人进行身份检定,一旦有非法进入的可疑人员出现,这套监控系统就会对可疑人员相应的处理,至于那伸出来的太阴触手之舌,只是一种清洁机制,我们敢保证,太阴月都绝不会出现垃圾,这将会是一座永远洁净如新的都市！” The future that this lunar month Earth high state-of-art science and technology creates, the technical change life, from now, the pedestrian will tumble the trash, causing the city to become the dirty , noisy and disorder phenomenon not to appear in the lunar month. 这座太阴月都可谓地球高尖端科技缔造的未来之都,正所谓科技改变生活,从此以后,行人乱丢垃圾,导致城市变得脏乱差的现象绝不会出现在太阴月都。 Naturally, looks like in the princess and captain, this set of monitoring defense system ominous evil fearfulness, they even guessed maliciously, perhaps, tumbled the trash in the lunar month the words, perhaps the person and trash, will be towed to swallow to the place bottom by that so-called clean mechanism completely. 当然,在公主与舰长看来,这套监控防卫系统凶邪的可怕,他们甚至恶意的猜测到,也许,在太阴月都乱丢垃圾的话,也许人和垃圾,都会被那所谓的清洁机制拖到地底吞噬殆尽吧。 Facts showed, the princess and captain have not guessed wrong. 事实证明,公主与舰长并没有猜错。 The lunar month at present in the administrative plans of 33 Heaven, that is the military superpower special zone, seemed the US to be used to study Area 51 of alien to be the same past, here tumbled the trash, the consequence not possible to be certainly same as other places. 太阴月都目前在三十三天界的行政规划,那都是超级军事特区,就好像美国昔日用来研究外星人的51区一样,在这里乱丢垃圾,后果当然不可能和其他地方一样。 Took a section of road, above the vault of heaven transmitted grating and insane clamour the sound of sounding suddenly, the princess and captain were perplexed, outside the family/home ambassadors explained: 走了一段路,天穹之上骤然传来一阵刺耳而疯嚣的鸣叫之音,公主与舰长不明所以,外家大使解释道: „Lunar month just completed, therefore the natural climate is quite bad, Heaven to improve the environment of Moon, therefore transports the world spiritual energy from Earth specially, this sound, is the prompt sound that the new batch of the world spiritual energy transportation arrive, please feel relieved, after the scientific study, the world spiritual energy of Earth is also harmless to the alien!” “太阴月都刚刚建成,所以自然气候颇为恶劣,天界为了改善月球的环境,所以特意从地球调运天地灵气,这声音,就是新一批天地灵气运输到站的提示音,你们请放心,经过科学研究,地球的天地灵气对外星人也是无害的！” Grating and insane clamour the sound of sounding is reverberating, the star axle energy tentacle above vault of heaven is wriggling, fierce, sounds like a bit like the sound of cough resounding suddenly, these star axle energy tentacles spurt to the tread unceasingly fiercely, colorful mist fall in torrents from the vault of heaven, flows above the land. 刺耳而疯嚣的鸣叫之音回荡着,天穹之上的星轨能量触手蠕动着,一阵剧烈,听起来似乎有点像是咳嗽的声音猛然响起,那些星轨能量触手对着地面不断猛喷,一道道色彩斑斓的云烟从天穹倾泄而下,流淌在大地之上。 The spiritual energy flows, but time, sad and shrill faces appear in the surface, the unceasing turnover world spiritual energy, shows the facial expression that is enchanted by satisfied. 灵气流淌而过的时候,一张张凄厉的面孔浮现于地表,不断吞吐天地灵气,露出惬意而迷醉的神情。 The princess and captain attracted a world spiritual energy of Earth version slightly, the cell level miniature intelligence instrumentation that monitors the body security and outside world changes within the body has been operating, is used for immediately sounds the warning, the princess and on the captain face immediately reveals color with amazement, in changes over to the breath condition, does not gnaw attracts a world spiritual energy of Earth version. 公主与舰长微微吸了一口地球版的天地灵气,体内一直都在运作,用来监控身体安全以及外界变化的的细胞级微型智能检测仪立刻发出警报,公主与舰长脸上立刻露出骇然之色,转入内呼吸状态,不啃多吸一口地球版的天地灵气。 The world spiritual energy of Earth version, has certain help to the body and spirit, can make Spirit and intelligence keener, turnover, can encourage the skill, advantage quite a lot, seems like that is all helpful to the body and mind, but, that high addictive nature with highly hallucination, looks like in the princess and captain, this simply is the narcotics. 地球版的天地灵气,对体魄有一定的帮助,也可以让精神与灵性变得更加敏锐,吞吐一番,也可以助长自身功力,好处颇多,看似对身心皆有帮助,但是,那高度的成瘾性与高度的迷幻性,在公主与舰长看来,这简直就是毒品。 Moreover these so-called „world spiritual energy”, but also infiltrates some are being unreadable, strange flavor that actually has, princess and captain, although suppressed own spirit sleep/felt, but had also had a premonition faintly, if attracts two, the body and mind possibly falls into the indescribable boundary gradually. 而且这些所谓的“天地灵气”之中,还渗透着一些难以理解,却真实存在的诡异韵味,公主与舰长虽然压制了自身的灵觉,但也隐隐有所预感,若是多吸两口,身心都可能渐渐堕入不可名状的界限。 The Earth version world spiritual energy falls in torrents comes the time, the entire lunar month is turbulent, these transplants come, to be used for treats as the lunar month to afforest the landscape „talent treasure” and „strange flower and grass”, pulls up the root hair, dashes about wildly recklessly, unceasing turnover world spiritual energy. 地球版天地灵气倾泻而来的时候,整个太阴月都为之动荡起来,那些移植而来,用来当做太阴月都绿化景观的“天才地宝”与“奇花异草”们,拔起根须,肆意狂奔,不断吞吐着天地灵气。 After the turnover, the body and spirit becomes more majestic, the tentacle becomes healthier, the eyeball also becomes the ominous evil cool offense, sends out crazily calling out of distortion, hi to the incorrect appearance, understood at a glance that the magical skill of these talent treasure and strange flower and grass greatly promoted. 吞吐之后,体魄变得更加雄壮,触手变得更加健康,眼珠子也变得更加的凶邪酷戾,发出疯狂而扭曲的嚎叫,一副嗨到不行的样子,一看就知道这些天才地宝与奇花异草的道行大大提升了一番。 If merely from the visual effect, at present this is very powerful. 如果仅仅从视觉效果来说,眼前这一幕还是挺有震撼力的。 Five-Colors smoke cloud flows the four directions like the river, innumerable vegetation pull Xu, dashes about wildly recklessly, is pursuing the smoke cloud the line, just like chasing air/Qi, but good forest, when to hi enough, looked to take root casually, waits for the arrival of next world spiritual energy. 五彩烟云如河般流淌四方,无数草木拔须而起,肆意狂奔,追逐着烟云而行,宛如逐气而行的森林,待到嗨够了,就随便找个扎根,等待下一次天地灵气的到来。 Such advantage is, the lunar month does not need deliberately to plan to afforest the landscape the modeling and ornaments, because of every day, these afforested landscapes will act, oneself suspend the modeling, but the fault is, the climate change is too rapid, may cause the pedestrian getting lost. 这样的好处是,太阴月都根本无需刻意去规划绿化景观的造型与摆设,因为每一天,这些绿化景观们就会自己行动,自己摆造型,但坏处是,环境变化太快,有可能导致行人迷路。 Around the princess and captain, are the open path, but now, after hi the spiritual energy hi had been drunk by these, finds a place to take root casually, somewhat unstab afforested landscapes surround, formed a small forest baseless, the tentacle that extends crooked is shivering, pretends that this is the branch, is actually not very successful, the world spiritual energy of before swallowing, with photosynthesis, little extraction. 公主与舰长周围,原本是空阔的道路,但现在,已经被那些嗨灵气嗨醉后,随便找个地方扎根,有些东倒西歪的绿化景观们包围,凭空形成了一座小森林,歪歪扭扭伸出的触手颤抖着,假装这是树枝,却不是很成功,之前吞下的天地灵气,随着光合作用,一点点的排出。 But the natures of these spiritual energies had actually transformed, turning into the oxygen content was extremely high, contains the life essence the B wooden essence, this is also a special spiritual energy, besides not having primitive world spiritual energy that type sporty hi feeling, are only many to the advantage of human, this is also Heaven ordered by the emperor personally they to afforest the reason of landscape. 但这些灵气的性质却已经转变了许多,变成了含氧量极高,富含生命精气的乙木精气,这也算是一种特殊的灵气,除了没有原始天地灵气那种劲头十足的嗨感外,对人类的好处只多不少,这也是天界钦定它们为绿化景观的原因。 However, some afforested landscapes hi spiritual energy hi extremely, the thought heavy confusion, forgot the own labor of duty, obviously is a ten meters high demon great tree, actually does not photosynthesize, lies on the ground actually, randomly calls tearfully, the creeping motion, disguises everywhere oneself are in the forest a lovable fawn of wrong path. 不过,有些绿化景观嗨灵气嗨的太过,思维重度混乱,把自己的本职工作都忘记了,明明是一颗十米高的魔化巨树,却不进行光合作用,硬是趴在地上,汪汪乱叫,满地蠕动,假装自己是森林里一只迷途的可爱小鹿。 Sees all that sees, to princess and captain, such grotesque and gaudy, demented distortion. 入目所见的一切,对公主与舰长而言,都是这么的光怪陆离,癫狂扭曲。 Although witnesses these sceneries, to the princess and captain created very big Spirit oppression, the san value as if quietly without interest fell, but, princess and captain, particularly Princess, is actually observing the present these scenes very much earnestly, does not hesitate risk that braves the san value to lower unceasingly, must understand. 虽然目睹这些景色,对公主与舰长造成了很大的精神压迫,san值似乎都悄然无息的跌了一些,但是,公主与舰长,尤其是公主,却很认真的观察着眼前的这些景象,不惜冒着san值不断下挫的风险,也要去理解。 Before arriving in Earth, the establishing diplomatic relations forming an alliance fleets of thousand star civilizations, had arrived in the territories of several higher interstellar civilizations, although successful establishing diplomatic relations, formed jointly dealt with the treaty of alliance of chaos sea crisis, but, to the impressions of these higher interstellar civilizations, the princess has not actually left behind many. 在抵达地球之前,千星文明的建交结盟舰队,已经抵达了好几个高等星际文明的领地,虽然成功的建交,也结成了共同应对混沌海危机的盟约,但是,对那些高等星际文明的印象,公主却没有留下多少。 The reason is very simple, these higher interstellar civilizations also have the greatest vigilance to the arrivals of thousand star civilizations, probably the Earth civilization sends the living person to be invited along like this, basically does not have, some even are loses one unable the unlocking, removes communication that must explode, is away from the communication contact, moreover this communication is very primitive, is extremely backward, the picture and writing are extremely scarce, the sound does not have, only then of most primitive graphic information transmission. 原因很简单,那些高等星际文明也对千星文明的到来也拥有莫大的警惕性,像是地球文明这样派遣活人过来作陪,基本上都是没有的,有的甚至就是丢一个不能解锁,一拆必爆的通讯器,然后隔着通讯器联络,而且这个通讯器还是非常原始,极其落后,图片与文字极其稀少,声音也没有,只有最原始的图形信息传递的那种。 Although by the higher interstellar research of civilization to the communication, this exchange is also very rapid, without many different meanings, but could not conceal two higher interstellar civilizations in this dignified situation, fought the chart crazily the fact. 虽然凭借高等星际文明对信息交流的研究,这种交流也很迅速,没有多少歧义,但也掩饰不了两个高等星际文明在这种庄严场合,疯狂斗图的事实。 Even the choice meeting, these higher interstellar civilizations the meeting location arrangement on the primitive wild asteroid beyond their civilized circle, a point civilized information do not expose, the envoy is puts on a strengthening to attach the demon + 99 spacesuits, does inside have the person not to know, the princess has one to attract all Wisdom lives spatially the tyrant star dragon true understanding merit, but an egg with does not have. 就算选择会面,那些高等星际文明也是将会面场地安排在自身文明圈外的原始蛮荒小行星上,一点自身文明信息都不暴露,使者更是穿着一身强化附魔的宇航服,里面到底有没有人都不知道,公主空有一身能够魅惑一切智慧生命的霸星龙道真功,但一点卵用都没有。 The previous that demon can the science and technology for the lord higher interstellar civilization, be the princess causes completely the skills, some information that finds out in secret, naturally, this can also the interstellar civilization intend to expose some civilized information to be related with that higher demon. 上一位那个魔能科技为主的高等星际文明,已经是公主使尽浑身解数,才暗中摸清的一些情报,当然,这也和那个高等魔能星际文明有意暴露一些自身文明信息有关。