MNAFEO :: Volume #9

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Are the ingredients terrorist, slightly manages a household does not know, he feels the own result in any case now, will become the super ultra terrifying. 料理恐不恐怖,小当家是不知道的了,反正他现在觉得自己的结局,将变得超级的超恐怖。 As a chef, good, are oneself a chef, slightly manages a household thought that must form a question mark, after all his official profession is the investigator, the work content is the delicacy of tongue investigation world myriad things, for the time being is the chef, although style indescribable a point. 作为一个厨师,好吧,自己算不算厨师,小当家都觉得要打个问号,毕竟他的正式职业是调查员,工作内容是舌头调查天地万物的美味,就姑且算是厨师吧,虽然画风不可名状了一点。 Slightly manages a household to the own profession career development, is the rivers and lakes flaunts the ominous rank at most, usually investigates the world myriad things the delicacy, occasionally taught how others make and taste the indescribable delicacy, when necessary, with several bastards, such as dark Rocket will incur a little later, completing oneself as protagonist daily Quest. 小当家对自己的职业生涯规划,顶多就是江湖逞凶的级别,平时调查一下天地万物的美味,偶尔教导别人如何制造和品尝不可名状的美味,必要时,和几个坏蛋,诸如黑暗火箭队过一过招,完成自己身为主角的日常任务 In small profession career development, absolutely excluding war project, but the day failing person hopes, he did not have to start the war on own initiative, the war actually looks for him on own initiative . Moreover the opponent, was new Yan-Huang Empire and existence of Terminator regiment progression. 小当家的职业生涯规划中,绝对不包括战争这种项目,但天不遂人愿,他没有主动掀起战争,战争却主动找上了他,而且对手,还是新炎黄帝国终结者军团这种级数的存在。 The Two Worlds war, Earth various countries in the flame of disaster hardship, all the avalanche, the world since the end era, the hero and fierce and ambitious rise in the spent clay, finally becomes feudal lord who wields a side territory, but in these feudal lords, two stars, most glitters, the night real child, is. 两界大战,地球诸国在灾厄的火焰中,尽数崩塌,世界进入末日纪元,英雄与枭雄在废土中崛起,最终成为了执掌一方领土的诸侯,而在这些诸侯中,有两颗明星,是最为闪烁的,夜真嗣,就是其中一颗。 The body after matchless hero that ten thousand fight, the flags refers , is the human honor is , the endless bloody battle, from the hand of disaster beast, recaptured finally starry sky that is human. 身经万战的盖世英雄,旌旗所指,便是人类荣光所在,无尽的血战,终于从灾兽的手中,夺回了属于人类的星空。 Even if goes down in the world small managing a household of junkman, still had once listened to his given name, knows his numerous legendary deeds, is not that in the textbook writes, but is people spontaneous directly from master to disciple, by the expectation tone, is narrating his honor. 即便身为落魄拾荒者的小当家,也曾听过他的名讳,知晓他的众多传奇事迹,不是教科书上书写的那种,而是人们自发的口耳相传,以憧憬的口吻,叙说着他的荣光。 In some sense, in floor social people directly from master to disciple, the night real child is not a person, but lives in the myth in world, is symbolizing the human unyielding and brave Spirit totem. 某种意义上来说,在底层社会人们的口耳相传中,夜真嗣已经不是一个人,而是活在世间的神话,一个象征着人类不屈与勇武的精神图腾。 But the Yan-Huang duplicate/restores Country Regiment that he commands, in the heavy breathing day of dog regiment already the present of dismissing, the world's strongest regiment worthy of the reputation, but under his assuming personal command, the new Yan-Huang Empire deterrent force and not only limits to the old Yan-Huang Empire area, but covers the world, the new Yan-Huang Empire government order is the result, Asia, Europe, is the Americas, all human feudal lords, on, will all try hard to coordinate outwardly. 而他所统帅的炎黄复国军团,在哮天犬军团已经解散的现在,已经名副其实的全球最强军团,而在他的坐镇下,新炎黄帝国的威慑力并不仅仅局限于旧炎黄帝国的疆域,而是覆盖全球,新炎黄帝国政令所致,不论是亚洲,欧洲,还是美洲,所有的人类诸侯,在明面上,皆会努力配合。 In the Two Worlds war, various country avalanches, gradually hero and fierce and ambitiouses rise, to make best effort to unite the human the influence, established the human parliament. 两界大战时,诸国崩塌,渐渐崛起的英雄与枭雄们,为了尽最大努力联合人类的势力,成立了人类议会。 The human parliament, displayed significantly in the Two Worlds war, moreover function that has lasting achievements, but the night real child, has one special right that the human parliament gives. 人类议会,在两界大战时发挥了重大,而且功不可没的作用,而夜真嗣,拥有人类议会赋予的一种特殊权利。 So long as is related to the human general situation, the night real child has not to need to be authorized, was not restricted, takes over for use to dispatch anybody unconditionally, any influence, the right of any commodity, and has the final law enforcement power, he can rely on the own will, does not undergo the investigation and trial, executes anybody directly, so long as the night real child believes, this is beneficial to the human general situation, he can do that by the influence of any laws and regulations, he is not the final law. 只要事关人类大局,夜真嗣拥有无需授权,不受制约,无条件征用调度任何人,任何势力,任何物资的权利,并且拥有最终执法权,他可以凭借自己的意志,不经过调查与审判,直接处死任何人,只要夜真嗣认为,这是对人类大局有益的,他就可以这么做,不受任何法律法规的影响,他就是最终的法律。 This is the human parliament, is the entire human society, gives his final right. 这是人类议会,也是整个人类社会,赋予他的最终权利。 This is one type extreme to cannot the extreme right, but this right, has its inevitable origin, even if slightly manages a household still knows this story, because this is in the night of real child numerous legend facts, deeds that most sparkles. 这是一种极端到不能再极端的权利,但这个权利,却有着它必然的起源,即便是小当家也知晓这个故事,因为这是夜真嗣众多传奇事迹中,最为闪耀的事迹。 The Two Worlds war's sixth year, various country political power avalanche, various continent various great nations completely lost the contact, can only operate independently, in hero and fierce and ambitious that on various country ruins rise, facing encircling that the disaster beast presses on step by step, walks with difficulty, can only maintain the vitality by the guerrilla warfare, but increasingly is difficult, finally degenerates into the roaming not to strike gradually, has arrived at the critical moment of life and death shortly. 两界大战第六年,诸国政权崩塌,各大洲各大国完全失去了联系,只能各自为战,在诸国废墟上崛起的英雄与枭雄,面对灾兽步步紧逼的围剿,步履艰难,只能靠游击战维系生机,但却日益艰难,最终渐渐沦为游而不击,眼看已到生死存亡的关键时刻。 At this time, the quiet electromagnetic signal as before, penetrated the disturbance that Other World fluctuated finally, reverberated on the communication item of the world. 这个时候,沉寂依旧的电磁信号,终于穿透了异世界波动的干扰,回荡在全球的通讯道具上。 I am the army regimental commander of Yan-Huang duplicate/restores Country Regiment, the night real child, English name is Connor, we have repelled the disaster beast initially, obtained the stable base, can support outward, anyone who listens to this information, please contact with me with the following channel, before I come, lives, making best effort lives, believes me, I lead all your people, goes on living!” “我是炎黄复国军团的军团长,夜真嗣,英文名是康纳,我方已经初步击退灾兽,获得了稳定的根据地,可以对外支援,凡是收听到这个信息的人,请以以下频道联系我,而在我来之前,活下来,尽最大努力的活下来,相信我,我将带着你们所有的人,活下去!” Human and sixth year of disaster beast war, that is the darkest era, when the washout of endless beast tide, the human above various countries' ruins, despairs gradually, but this communication appears, the world does not know many people, cried in that moment! 人类与灾兽战争的第六年,那是最黑暗的纪元,在无尽兽潮的冲刷下,各国废墟之上的人类,已经渐渐绝望了,而这个通讯出现之时,全球不知道多少人,在那一刻失声痛哭! The daybreak dawn, is not unreal, the name of Savior, is casting at this moment! 破晓的曙光,并非虚幻,救世主之名,在此刻铸就! Is driving beginning the night real child of number machine, running quickly in global various countries, he cannot defeat the endless beast tide that these blot out the sky, but he can actually rely on the refined appearance leg of unparalleled in the world, leads everyone, escapes from the hopeless situation. 驾驶着初号机的夜真嗣,奔驰在全球诸国,他也不能战胜那些铺天盖地的无尽兽潮,但他却能凭借天下无双的风神腿,带着所有人,从绝境中逃出去。 Human feudal lord who lives from the Two Worlds war, had almost been saved the life by the night real child, even many times. 两界大战中活下来的人类诸侯,几乎都被夜真嗣救过性命,甚至不止一次 The seventh year of Two Worlds war, the human parliament is founded, the Two Worlds war's ninth year, in the close cooperation of each influence, about uniting under rushing to rescue vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered, human in the disaster beast tide, has the opportunity of preciously resting and building up strength finally, the Two Worlds war's 12 th year, human exploringly enters the strategic counteroffensive period, starts to restore the lost territory. 两界大战的第七年,人类议会成立,两界大战第九年,在各个势力的密切合作,合联纵横的驰援下,人类终于在灾兽大潮中,获得了宝贵休养生息的机会,两界大战第十二年,人类试探性的进入战略反攻期,开始收复失地。 Two Worlds fights for 15 years, the disaster beast army turns out in full strength, no Emperor Evil Demon who even that never makes an appearance, once in several major campaigns, straddled zones take action. 两界大战十五年,灾兽大军倾巢而出,甚至连那从来不曾露面的无邪魔帝,都曾在几次重大战役中,跨界出手 Two Worlds fights for 16 years, the human parliament gives night of real child this officially to the high supreme right, because only, under the attack of disaster beast, the human civilization has arrived has accommodated a more than objection, the most difficult time that the difference and different sees perhaps, the next quarter, the human society will perish thoroughly, therefore, must have a person, by such right, all strengths of human society, conforms with thoroughly. 两界大战十六年,人类议会正式赋予夜真嗣这至高无上的权利,仅因为,在灾兽的进攻下,人类文明已经到了容不下一丝异议,分歧与异见的最艰难时刻,也许下一刻,人类社会就会彻底灭亡,所以,必须有一个人,以这样的权利,将人类社会的所有力量,都彻底整合起来。 That person, is a night of real child. 那个人,就是夜真嗣。 Night real child not lenient, has as the human society to the uncrowned king of high right, his wrist/skill, is decisive and brutal. 夜真嗣没有手软,作为人类社会拥有至高权利的无冕之王,他的手腕,果断而残酷。 Two Worlds fights for 17 years, is the blood-color age, many cleans and adjustments happen one after another, even the congressman of human parliament, had 1/3 members to go into seclusion or die, under the will of having absolute power over somebody, human has not revolted, because, they did not fear are cleaned, did not fear is sacrificed, so long as the night real child can lead them to march to the victory. 两界大战十七年,是血色的年代,许多清洗与调整接连发生,甚至连人类议会的议员,都有三分之一的成员隐退或者死亡,生杀予夺的意志下,人类并没有反抗,因为,他们不怕被清洗,不怕被牺牲,只要夜真嗣能带领他们走向胜利。 That is in history, the human most magnificent age, under the conformity of night real child, human becomes the whole, regardless of skin color, regardless of Race, regardless of being born, all people, were only human, exhausting ability was bathed in blood to slaughter in the battlefield, fought for human, sacrificed for human. 那是有史以来,人类最为辉煌的年代,在夜真嗣的整合之下,人类成为整体,不论肤色,不论种族,不论出生,所有的人,都只是人类,竭尽所能的在战场上浴血厮杀,为人类而战,也为人类而牺牲。 Two Worlds fights for 18 years, the disaster beast rout, human won, that year, was the zero year of epoch! 两界大战十八年,灾兽溃败,人类胜利了,那年,是新纪元的零年! The war second half of the night real child once wanted to hand over this to the high supreme right, he believes, this having absolute power over somebody final right, not the suitable epoch, the human parliament after the discussion, to decide finally makes a night of real child retain for several years, making him supervise the world, lets the entire human society in steady excessively arrives at the new times of resting and building up strength. 战后夜真嗣曾经想要交出这个至高无上的权利,他认为,这个生杀予夺的最终权利,已经不适合新纪元,人类议会经过商讨,最终决定让夜真嗣多保留几年,让他监督世界,让整个人类社会在的平稳过度到休养生息的新时代。 But finally, this right, has not returned, as before also on night real child, because, the sky net was born, the mighty current of steel, brought the final trial day. 而最终,这个权利,并没有交还,依旧还在夜真嗣身上,因为,天网诞生了,钢铁的洪流,带来了最终的审判日。 When Two Worlds war, the world has the star who two most sparkle, one is a night of real child, but another, is Ye Daxiong, he who experiences the world distress, matures slowly, becomes father of the artificial intelligence, the founder in machine Jiaxue. 两界大战时,世界有两颗最为闪耀的明星,一颗是夜真嗣,而另一颗,则是叶大雄,历尽人间苦楚的他,大器晚成,成为了人工智能之父,机甲学的开创者。 As him of scientific researchers, continually is promoting the technical system of human, counter-attacked for afterward human, laid the vigorous foundation, but on the other hand, Ye Daxiong pet owner Wangcai, is wielding the human strongest regiment, the heavy breathing day of dog regiment, the flags referred, even the disaster beast, must fear. 作为科研人员的他,不断的提升着人类的科技体系,为后来的人类反攻,奠定了雄浑的基础,而另一方面,叶大雄的饲主旺财,也执掌着人类最强的军团,哮天犬军团,旌旗所指,即便是灾兽,也要为之恐惧。 At the same night real child's Yan-Huang duplicate/restores Country Regiment, in the strength in the score, wants the inferior half a point, but has night of real child Savior halo in addition to hold, causes two big regiments in others eyes, does not divide the height, has to excel respectively. 在就连夜真嗣的炎黄复国军团,不论是在战绩上还是实力上,都要逊色半分,只是有着夜真嗣救世主光环的加持,导致两大军团在别人眼中,是不分高低,各有擅长的。 But the night real child and Ye Daxiong, all are the ally who the life and death depends on, the Yan-Huang duplicate/restores countries and heavy breathing day of dog two big regiments, in battlefield, coordinates without a gap, both sides all in the final campaign, created the significant battlefield, why the slaughter Saint war hit, slightly managed a household is not clear, only knew at that time, the human parliament by the crime against humanity, detained Ye Daxiong, at that time, various reasons flooded the market, regardless of which reason sounded like very reasonable, but guessed after all, until the present, this phase of history, throughout no convincing true answer. 而夜真嗣与叶大雄,皆是生死相托的战友,炎黄复国与哮天犬两大军团,在战场上,也是配合无间,双方皆在最终战役中,缔造了重大战场,屠圣战争到底为何而打,小当家也并不清楚,只知道在那个时候,人类议会以反人类罪,将叶大雄收押,在当时,各种理由充斥市面,不论哪个理由听起来似乎都很有道理,但终归只是猜测,直至现在,这一段历史,始终没有一个让人信服的真正答案。 Slightly manages a household only knows, after Ye Daxiong was sentenced the crime against humanity, Wangcai refuses to accept the ruling of human parliament, commands the army to attack the World Court, the human feudal lord crusades against jointly, finally the general falls from the sky, heavy breathing day of dog regiment total disassembly, but another star of human, perishes thoroughly, the tyrant who changes to the steel returns again. 小当家只知道,叶大雄被判反人类罪后,旺财不服人类议会的判决,率军攻打国际法庭,人类诸侯联手讨伐,最终将星陨落,哮天犬军团彻底解体,而人类的另一颗明星,彻底沉沦,化作钢铁的暴君再度归来。 Salvation with extinguishing world, redemption and trial, before dawn dawn with finally end the dusk, the stars of past two human, become the evil head who is unable to co-exist, the war, as before continuing, to be controlling the destiny of human. 救世与灭世,救赎与审判,拂晓的曙光与终末的黄昏,昔日的两位人类之星,成为了势不两立的正邪首脑,战争,依旧持续着,左右着人类的命运。 But now, slightly manages a household to face, was these two once shook the wind and cloud, is still majestically located the peak as before the star of human, facing the point of this rank, slightly managed a household naturally somewhat trembles, only felt difficulty high was somewhat excessive, but the system as if also knew this challenge, was somewhat arduous to small managing a household, therefore the rare comfort said: 而现在,小当家面对的,就是这两位曾经撼动风云,至今依旧雄踞巅峰的人类之星,面对这种级别的锋芒,小当家自然有些瑟瑟发抖,只觉得难度高的有些过分了,而系统似乎也知晓这个挑战,对小当家而言有些艰巨,所以罕见的安慰道: This is a good opportunity, this is a widely-noted big stage, then the human feudal lord will look here all, their incarnation is an audience, by the common novel repertoire, rising after staying low, thought in abundance you are not good, you threw, but at this time, you should decisive male, with practical action, hitting swelled these to despise the face of your person, this was common protagonist hits the face the acting cool repertoire!】 【这是一个好机会,这是一个举世瞩目的大舞台,然后人类诸侯尽数将目光放到这里来,他们化身为观众,以常见的小说套路,先抑后扬,纷纷觉得你不行,你扑定了,而这个时候,你应该果断雄起,用实际行动,啪啪啪的打肿那些看低你的人的脸,这就是常见的主角打脸装逼套路!】 The system to arouse small war intent, in the small retina, gives to issue to him to look the local area network forum post in other feudal lord territory intentionally. 系统为了激起小当家的战意,故意在小当家的视网膜中,把别的诸侯领地里的局域网论坛帖子放给他看。 【The unlucky Ecuadoran beast, unexpectedly by the Terminator regiment and new Yan-Huang Empire the converging attack, on enjoys this treatment simultaneously, is the main army of disaster beast, but this main army, has been annihilated, the skeleton was cool thoroughly!】 【倒霉的厄兽,居然被终结者军团和新炎黄帝国同时夹击,上一个享受这种待遇的,还是灾兽的主力军,而这个主力军,已经全军覆没了,尸骨都凉透了!】 In attic, the Ecuadoran beast of place of Sichuan Shu does not know how from come, is the modeling of tentacle, seems like the terrifying, but is unimportant, died in any case!】 【顶楼上,川蜀之地的厄兽也不知道是从怎么来了,全是触手的造型,看上去好恐怖,不过也不重要了,反正死定了!】 According to the frontline information, a hierarch of Ecuadoran beast side, is named young person, this name should be the code name, seemingly stems from the old time the animationChina slightly manages a household, Although does not know why he must take this code name, but this estimate was also the world unsolved mystery, because, a chef, how resisted the attack of the world's strongest two big influence! 】 【根据前线情报,厄兽一方的掌权者,是一个叫做小当家的人,这个名字应该是代号,貌似出自旧时代的动漫【中华小当家】,虽然不知道他为什么要取这个代号,不过这估计也是世界未解之谜了,因为,一个厨师,怎么抵挡全球最强两大势力的攻击!】 In building was fierce, the frontline information can take!】 【楼上厉害了,前线情报都拿得到手!】 【口 桀 口 桀 口 桀, 楼 上 的 所有 人, 你们 等 着 看 我 发挥 吧, 区区 新 Yan-Huang Empire 大军 与 Terminator 军团 算 什么, 我 小 当家 今天 就 要 defying heavens 口 牙!】 fuck, this forum is not the real name authentication? Small managing a household in building, how you authenticate, you to rub the hot spot, did run to change the ID card specially?】 卧槽,这个论坛不是实名认证的吗?楼上的小当家,你是怎么认证的,难道你为了蹭热点,专门跑去改了身份证?】 Mouth reckless, the line does not change name, sits does not change surname, I slightly manage a household, is control of Ecuadoran beast side, when has that day that I conquer the whole world, I must grant your tentacles to seize every opportunity the punishment of seven days and seven nights, to recompense you today to my disrespecting!】 【口胡,行不改名,坐不改姓,我小当家,乃是厄兽一方的主宰者,待带我席卷天下的那一天,我要赐予你们触手无孔不入七天七夜之刑,以偿你们今天对我的不敬!】 Slightly manages a household to look at these, silent, because he discovered some not right thing, in the forum, how takes the head picture with his real picture, withstand/top ID of name of his small managing a household to enliven? 小当家看着这些,沉默了一下,因为他发现了一些不对劲的东西,论坛里,怎么有一个用他真实照片作为头像,顶着他小当家之名的id在活跃着? This system to assist you, does one's best very much, at leisure, the system is going against your name, collects the information in the local area network forum of each human feudal lord territory, otherwise, you think why this system knows Yan-Huang Empire and Terminator, all already place attack to Sichuan Shu?】 【本系统为了辅助你,也是很尽心尽力的,闲暇时,系统就顶着你的名字,在各个人类诸侯领地的局域网论坛里搜集情报,要不然,你以为本系统为什么知道炎黄帝国终结者,皆已经向川蜀之地来袭?】 These thing that in the place of Sichuan Shu recently presented that from the outside, very obviously is not existence of disaster beast side, because the style is completely different, how to see that does not seem like the disaster beast to evolve, therefore gave a name of Ecuadoran beast specially, but crest of wave most abundant small managing a household, naturally becomes the lord of Ecuadoran beast, but this is not the important matter. 川蜀之地中最近出现的这些玩意,在外界看来,很明显不是灾兽一方的存在,因为画风完全不一样,怎么看都不像是灾兽进化出来的,所以特意起了一个厄兽的名字,而风头最盛的小当家,自然就成为了厄兽之主,不过这不是什么重要的事情。 Slightly manages a household has not thought, this prompts itself frequently not online, please leave behind the system of last words after one, usually unexpectedly irrigates in each forum, is difficult to be inadequate is not only because strolled the forum to stroll, this system for a long time not online? 小当家没想到,这个经常提示自己不在线,请在嘀一声后留下遗言的系统,平时居然在各个论坛里灌水,难不成既是因为逛论坛逛多了,这个系统才长期不在线? Good, these secondary, slightly manages a household do best to convince said: 好吧,这些都是次要的,小当家苦口婆心地说道: System, I felt, protagonist shouldn't practice the level to get up step by step? According to my rank, I felt, human feudal lord feudal lord son's lackey pet of a relative's house's, is hits the face the acting cool good opponent?” “系统啊,我觉得,主角难道不应该是一步步练级起来了吗?按照我这个级别,我觉得,一个人类诸侯领主的儿子的狗腿子的亲戚家里的宠物,才是打脸装逼的好对手吗?” Embarrassed, when you you are lengthy repertoire novel protagonist, but also wants to promote to exercise martial arts, hits the face step by step acting cool, water 3 million characters? This system is fastidious about the efficiency, gave you 10,000 characters the length is very good, happy, the real man, must hit, most hit the biggest face, must install, installed strongest compelling, the forehand hits new Yan-Huang Empire, the backhand pulls out the Terminator regiment, fired off these two waves of faces, you entered the invincible boundary of the world no compelling, later ordinary person, does not dare to step on you, you also installed not to have the attire, can directly enter the rhythm that the book ended!】 【不好意思,你当你是长篇套路小说主角啊,还想升级练功,一步步打脸装逼,水个三百万字?本系统讲究效率,给你一万字的篇幅就已经很不错了,痛快点,真男人,要打,最打最大的脸,要装,就装最强的逼,正手打新炎黄帝国,反手抽终结者军团,打完这两波脸,你就进入天下无逼的无敌境界,以后等闲之辈,也不敢踩你,你也装无可装,可以直接进入全书完的节奏了!】 Slightly manages a household to feel, if really said according to the system, the painful rapid installation ends these two to compel, his life can also enter the rhythm that the book ends! 小当家觉得,真要是按照系统所说,痛快装完这两个逼,他的人生也可以进入全书完的节奏了!
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