How can there be under turns out in full strength to end the egg, if the fish pond were hit to explode, two great wild goose honored under strongest camp big shot unscrupulous fish and chips, the salt fish will not have in the future. 倾巢之下岂有完卵,万一鱼塘被打爆,两位鸿钧之下的最强阵营大佬肆无忌惮炸鱼,咸鱼也没有未来可言。 Is new as sage big family inside sprouting/moe, Bai Qige stands in the own standpoint, pondered after a great wild goose honored exceeds, the general situation of entire universe will evolve what appearance. 作为圣人大家庭里面的萌新,白岐歌站在自己的立场上,思考了一下鸿钧超越之后,整个宇宙的大局会演变成什么模样。 Then after Bai Qige decides the brain of this matter throwing . 然后白岐歌决定把这种事情抛之脑后。 Moe the new salt fish as one, in the situation in being incapable meddling, wants such remote matter to make anything, this big event, if described by the novel, basically finished handles the big result event that stopping work for the day end, is not the present must perform. 身为一条萌新咸鱼,在无力插手的情况下,想这么遥远的事情做什么,这种大事件,如果以小说来形容,基本都是写完就搞定收工全文完的大结局事件,不是现在就要上演的。 But forever the dark demon emperor will also prove this point: „You can count on that the great wild goose honored said that recently is going saying that but this recently, perhaps was tomorrow, perhaps was the millenniums later, to crossing the great wild goose of immeasurable Cosmic Era honored, the time was a very fuzzy concept, therefore time, but, you must prove to say as soon as possible, otherwise feared that late caused trouble.” 而永暗魔帝也证明了这一点:“你们放心吧,鸿钧说最近将要举行讲道,但这个最近,也许是明天,也许是千年之后,对横渡无量宇宙纪元的鸿钧来说,时间是一个很模糊的概念,所以还有时间,但是,你们一定要尽快证道,不然怕迟则生变。” Bai Qige does not have worry that causes trouble late actually, because captures the matter of Mt. Huoyan now, enough has raced against time, did not worry to be many such worry, then Bai Qige let go: „Good, the basic communication was also handled, everyone's goal was very clear, then we can sit to discuss slowly, but before then, in the brain of Daxiong ten thousand Saint hotel ideas, how did you see? The good and evil is also the magnificent scene that the three sages gather together, does not do opening ceremony anything jointly, always felt a little a pity.” 白岐歌倒是没有迟则生变的担忧,因为现在攻略火焰山的事,已经够争分夺秒的了,也不愁多这么点烦恼了,然后白岐歌一摊手:“好吧,基本的沟通也算是搞定了,大家的目的都很明确,接下来我们可以坐下来慢慢谈,但在这之前,大雄的脑内万圣大酒店这个构思,你们怎么看？好歹也算是三圣聚首的大场面,不联手搞点开幕式什么的,总感觉有点可惜。” Forever the dark demon emperor will smile at will: „Why not.” 永暗魔帝随意一笑:“有何不可。” But sky net Min Yuhang Neuhut said that direct take action, the light of anger immeasurable mind split open, later Bai Qige long smiled one, similarly take action, the strength of boundless heart demon arrived outrageously, forever dark demon emperor also one and take action. 天网敏于行而纳于言,直接出手,无量的心灵之光怒绽开来,随后白岐歌长笑一声,同样悍然出手,磅礴心魔之力降临,永暗魔帝也一并出手。 In the reality, trembling Daxiong, in the Jingxiang frightened look, has the variation suddenly, the eye ear mouth and nose sprays the light of immeasurable mind, is centered on his head, the surrounding air starts to twist, the acousto-optic color removes slowly, becomes veiled Hong, but chaos ash. 现实之中,正在瑟瑟发抖的大雄,在静香惊悚的眼神中,骤起变异,眼耳口鼻喷射出无量的心灵之光,以他脑袋为中心,周围的空气开始扭曲,万般声光色缓缓褪去,变为蒙鸿而混沌的灰。 A piece such as the mini chaos of motorcycle helmet size, covered the head of Daxiong, then the light of that immeasurable mind, in the Daxiong top of the head, formed an axe, pinches the epoch-making bright invincible might, the anger is dividing, at the same time, the sound of sky net, plays just like the main road manifesto. 一片如摩托车头盔般大小的迷你混沌,笼罩了大雄的头,然后那无量心灵之光,在大雄头顶,形成了一把斧头,挟着开天辟地的煌煌神威,怒劈而下,与此同时,天网的声音,宛如大道宣言般奏起。 „Last judgment mechanism/organization, the sage adjudicates the fourth boundary, to with the space annihilation molding weapon...... the Pangu axe, opens!” “末日审判机关,圣人裁决第四境,对界用空间湮灭塑形武器……盘古斧,开！” It is difficult to describe that Daxiong this moment feeling, the Pangu axe of day screen chops in his top of the head, Daxiong only thought that the mind bang makes noise, he sees the ancestor who died indistinctly, beckons opposite of a dusky river. 很难形容大雄这一刻的感觉,天网版的盘古斧劈在他的头顶,大雄只觉得脑海轰隆作响,他隐约看见死去的祖先,在一条灰蒙蒙的长河对面招手。 „Destroys the day to extinguish seven to hate the blade, the putrefication world, demon all living things, the hell like the blade, cuts!” “毁天灭地七恨刀,腐化天地,魔化众生,地狱如刀,斩！” When the Bai Qige manifesto plays, Daxiong discovered oneself in the gray river have had a good swim. 当白岐歌的宣言奏响的时候,大雄发现自己已经灰色长河中畅游。 „Abyss demon standard, the poison of dying, breeds the myriad things!” “深渊魔典,死之毒,孕育万物吧！” Forever the manifesto of dark demon emperor, actually Daxiong that has a good swim in the river of the netherworld pulling back. 永暗魔帝的宣言,却将在冥河里畅游的大雄给拉了回来。 Fell into the dark ignorance, Daxiong does not know that had anything, but after he has gotten back one's composure, the inverted image was different in his line of sight all, as if the whole world was illuminated brilliance, the dust that even in the air floats is clearly discernible, moreover that brilliance is getting more and more bright, almost shakes the eye of blind Daxiong. 陷入了冥冥的浑噩之中,大雄不知道发生了什么,但当他回过神后,倒影在他视线之中的一切都不同了,仿佛整个世界都被光辉照亮,连空气中漂浮的尘埃都清晰可见,而且那光辉越来越亮,差点晃瞎大雄的眼。 „Light moves secretly, was too bright, good, perfect, in the Daxiong brain the advertisements of ten thousand Saint potential surfaces set upright.” “灯光调暗一点,太亮了,好,完美,大雄脑内万圣位面的招牌竖好了。” The Bai Qige sound resounds, not a wonderful premonition, makes the Daxiong innermost feelings the trauma spread immediately crazily, but Jingxiang has followed side him, at this moment the helpless forced smiles, then hand over a mirror slightly, Daxiong have brought to a oneself photo, the one breath has almost not gasped for breath. 白岐歌的声音响起,一种不妙的预感,立刻让大雄内心的心理阴影疯狂蔓延,而静香一直伴随在他身边,此刻微微有一丝无奈的苦笑,然后递过一个镜子,大雄拿来对自己一照,差点一口气就喘不过气来。 Saw only his hair all not to have, gigantic bald, is tired of the epoch-making sacred brilliance, just like the angelic light halo, floated on his forehead, this light halo blooming brilliance, formed rows to just like the advertisement writing, these almost shook blindly the brilliance of his eye a moment ago, was the ray that this writing signboard bloomed. 只见他的头发全都没了,硕大的光头,烦着开天辟地的神圣光辉,一道道宛如天使般的光圈,漂浮在他的脑门上,这光圈绽放光辉,形成一排排犹如广告般的文字,刚才那些差点晃瞎他眼的光辉,就是这文字招牌绽放的光芒。 【In the Daxiong brain ten thousand Saint potential surfaces, are scenic and beautiful, is comfortable, the collection casual keeping in good health takes vacation, fighting cuts heaven on earth of person, in has a good food street, a bar street, an Internet cafe street, massages a foot bath sauna office street, various types of style extravagant bold vacation hotels, as well as include the entertainment projects of Earth all entertainment essence, simultaneously nether world bright snake sky net, dark game king Bai Qige, forever the dark demon emperor's office in the world, outside the territory the god demon, is the extraterrestrial big energy, or the indescribable thing, welcome to come to settle down in the visit to tour.】 【大雄脑内万圣位面,乃是风光优美,环境舒适,集休闲养生度假,打架斗殴砍人的人间天堂,内有美食一条街,酒吧一条街,网吧一条街,按摩足浴桑拿会所一条街,各种风格奢豪度假型酒店,以及囊括地球一切娱乐精华的娱乐项目,同时还是幽冥煌蛇天网,黑暗游戏王白岐歌,永暗魔帝驻人间的办事处,不论是域外神魔,还是外星大能,亦或不可名状之物,欢迎前来定居参观游览。】 The head of this moment Daxiong, as three Great Sage people gathers together based in the place, by security Grade, has exceeded the Earth Heavenly Dao will, by the administrative rank, little said that is also the entire Solar System, even surrounding area more than ten galaxies are most honored, even in the entire universe row on number supreme sacred place. 此刻大雄的脑袋,身为三大圣人聚首常驻之地,论安保等级,已经超越了地球天道意志,论行政级别,少说也是整个太阳系,甚至方圆十几个星系最尊贵,甚至在整个宇宙都排的上号的无上圣地。 But Daxiong really happy, because not only his brain was taken away epoch-makingly, is, this epoch-making, divided not to have his hair directly, he goes to the buddhist monastery temple now directly, in 1 issue with the special effect did not have in the modeling, the bald Fokuang so skill was self-taught. 但大雄真的高兴不起来,不仅仅因为他的大脑被人拿去开天辟地,更在于,这一番开天辟地,直接把他的头发劈没了,他现在直接去投奔兰若寺,在造型上与特效上一点问题都没有,秃头佛光这般技能无师自通。 „Founder, when my hair can be long.” “教主,我的头发什么时候能长回来啊。” Experiences for a long time the evil organization senior cadre of vicissitudes as one under Bai Qige, Daxiong has learned, if cannot revolt, that changes a posture to enjoy, therefore he not investigates in own head turns into what appearance, he cares about the own hairstyle very much. 作为一个在白岐歌手底下久经沧桑的邪恶组织高级干部,大雄已经学会如果不能反抗,那就换个姿势去享受,所以他已经不怎么去追究自己脑袋里到底变成什么模样,他只是很关心自己的发型。 „I have a look, oh no, your hair hair-follicle, in renewing water wind fire, epoch-making time, as if had a point of permanent damage small problem, is not very unimportant, is not the hair, this founder handles to you.” “我看看,糟糕,你的头发毛囊,在重订地水风火,开天辟地的时候,似乎出现了一点永久性的损坏小毛病,不够不要紧,不就是头发而已嘛,本教主给你搞定。” Finishes speaking, the Daxiong very frightened discovery, his head grew the innumerable close tentacles, but the peaks of these tentacles, all are the snake heads, making threatening gestures, the evil spirit is unusual. 话音刚落,大雄就很惊悚的发现,他头上长出了无数细密的触手,而那些触手的顶端,皆是蛇首,张牙舞爪,凶煞异常。 „Founder, the beautiful Dusha's hairstyle was too explosive a point, has ordinary, was almost good with my beforehand hairstyle.” “教主,美杜莎的发型太劲爆了一点,有没有普通一点的,和我之前的发型差不多就好了。” „, The request are really many.” “切,要求真多。” Even so, Bai Qige this moment attitude is very good, these beautiful Dusha snakes send, direct disassimilation for ordinary hair, but Daxiong also knows that this is only changes in form but not in content, really has the need, this hair is selects the person to bite seriously, eats the person not to spit the bone. 但即便如此,白岐歌此刻态度还是很好,那些美杜莎型蛇发,直接异化为普通的头发,但大雄也知道这只是换汤不换药,真有需要,这一头头发当真是择人而噬,吃人不吐骨头。 „Founder, I thinks, bald also good , these hair, I feared that midnight did not pay attention to be eaten by the wig that you made.” “教主,我想了想,光头也挺好的,真的,这些头发,我怕半夜一个不注意就被你弄出来的假发吃掉了。” Restored bald Daxiong not to have the temperament, Jingxiang at this moment gentle comfort he: „Man changes a hairstyle not to have the issue occasionally, bald also good, particularly your head also has the angel light halo, also seem very graceful, probably flies upwards the arhat to heaven.” 恢复光头的大雄也是没脾气了,静香此刻温柔的安慰他:“男人偶尔换个发型也没问题,光头也挺好的,尤其是你头上还有天使光圈,看起来也挺帅的,像是飞升到天堂的罗汉。” The word, Jingxiang cannot bear smile, after Daxiong was comforted, is shaking the hand of Jingxiang, makes up for the own mental scar with the aid of the fragrant delicacy of dog grain, but at this time, a cough sound gets up: 言罢,静香自己都忍不住莞尔一笑,大雄被安慰后,握着静香的手,借助狗粮的芬芳美味来弥补自己的心灵创伤,但此时,一阵咳嗽声响起: „Examines, by me has a heavy industry woof to see to show the evil charm crazy Juan's smile alone, was careful that It with gunnysack headgear your head, then the chaotic stick beats late at night, or a fire tries you.” “检点一些,我旁边已经有一个重工业单身汪看到露出邪魅狂娟的笑容,小心祂半夜三更拿麻袋头套你的头,然后乱棍殴打,或者一把火审判掉你。” Daxiong discovered at this moment, he biggest crisis, is not the three sages in his mind epoch-making, does on large scale the tourism, but is his every action and every movement, was all watched by three Great Sage people. 大雄这一刻才发现,他最大的危机,不是三圣在他脑海里开天辟地,大搞旅游业,而是他的一举一动,皆被三大圣人看在眼里。 Said, later he and Jingxiang show love, sends the dog grain, do three big shot entire journey surround intensely? 这么说,以后他和静香秀恩爱,派狗粮,岂不是有三位大佬全程强烈围观？ Daxiong thought immediately the life lost all interest in life. 大雄顿时觉得人生了无生趣了。 „Relax, the big shot of our rank, how have the mood to spy on your privacy all day...... wú, looks at most occasionally, relax, after looking, we are not the mean-spirited people, will call you enjoys, the sky net has given in your brain to keep 15,000 implications the exercise book as well as various textbooks of future science and technology essence, makes you profit inevitably life-long, forever the dark demon emperor will also keep some Martial Arts rare books to you, my words, give you to be promoted in the reality raise in salary, after all you now are getting more and more useful, matured more and more, rises you for vice-. The founders, lead a title of Rakshasa Cult Buddhist scriptures pavilion.” “放心,我们这种级别的大佬,怎么整天有心情去窥探你的隐私……唔,顶多偶尔看一看,放心吧,看完后,我们都不是小气的人,会给你打赏的了,天网已经给你脑子里留了一万五千本蕴含了未来科技精华的习题册以及各类课本,必然让你受益终生,永暗魔帝也会给你留一些武功秘籍,我的话,就给你在现实里升职加薪吧,毕竟你现在越来越有用,越来越成才了,就升你为副教主,领一个罗刹教藏经阁的头衔吧。” Although promotes the vice- founder title, but Daxiong was in the mind recorded the motion Buddhist scriptures pavilion matter of 15,000 exercise book to oneself, really happy, was promoted raises in salary to have the excited feeling that was out of the question, but Bai Qige did not care about these. 虽然升级副教主职称,但大雄对自己身为脑海里记录了一万五千本习题册的移动藏经阁这件事,也实在高兴不起来,升职加薪该有的兴奋感,更是无从谈起,但白岐歌可不在乎这些。 „Right is links up voluntarily, after you are promoted raises in salary, the matter that must be responsible for were also more, some following things, transmitted you to be responsible.” “权利是与义务挂钩的,你升职加薪后,要负责的事情也更多了,接下来的一些事情,就转交你负责了。” If Ok, Daxiong wants saying that I not only do not want to be promoted raise in salary, I also want to demote the pay cut, but was a pity very much, the blue fox Monster Sovereign good intention, never allows to reject. 如果可以,大雄很想说我不仅不想升职加薪,我还想降职降薪,但很可惜,蓝狸妖皇的好意,从来不容拒绝。 Then, is struggling in light to agree without consultation one, Yamanoi Shou of say/way of god demon confluence, welcomed the liberator finally. 然后,正挣扎于光暗合一,神魔合流之道的山井寿,终于迎来了救星。 Since was transplanted the Qilin of arm king, after evil dark big skirt, Yamanoi Shou's inspiration virus, conflicts with the implied record virus day and night, if not his??? The body, somewhat the energy of not dying, it is estimated that has thrown the street thoroughly, even so, Yamanoi Shou does not feel better as before. 自从被移植了王之麒麟臂,邪恶黑暗大屌后,山井寿身上的启示录病毒,与默示录病毒日夜冲突,若非他的？？？之躯,已有几分不死之能,估计已经彻底扑街,但即便如此,山井寿依旧不好过。 Even if cows and Nader's their projections, changing spirit, roost night/lodge, can control the Qilin arm and dark big skirt, but they are not all-weather online, always has the winding processes the reality the matter the time, once they left, Yamanoi Shou changes to the motion immediately the healthily stout person shape fireworks. 纵然奥巴牛与纳德他们的投影,化作器灵,栖宿其中,可以控制麒麟臂和黑暗大屌,但他们可不是全天候在线的,也总有下线去处理现实的事情的时候,一旦他们离开了,山井寿立刻化作移动的肉人形烟花。 The light dark conflict, the god demon backlashes, changes to the low equivalent of stay up till dawn blooming to thunder, the basketball main road in agreeing without consultation buddhist monastery temple, Yamanoi Shou comprehends day and night mysteriously, quick fell insanely. 光暗冲突,神魔反噬,化作日夜不停绽放的低当量轰鸣,暗合兰若寺的篮球大道,山井寿日夜参悟其中玄妙,都快疯掉了。 Yamanoi Shou under this suffering, has set firm resolve repeatedly, decides to brandish a sword from the palace again gives extra to chop the hand, but unfortunately, when Yamanoi Shou holds up the blade, several brandish a sword, was actually parasited after his hip the next 38 inches black long pull out to the face swells, Yamanoi Shou has to give up this unproductive struggling. 山井寿在这种折磨下,已经多次下定决心,决定再一次挥刀自宫外带剁手,但可惜的是,当山井寿举起刀,几番挥刀,却被寄生于他胯・下的三十八英寸黑长直抽到脸肿后,山井寿不得不放弃这个徒劳的挣扎。 Earth Eastern weapon spectrum, Western divine weapon list peerless demon soldier ranked the second, without cow operation, by battle efficiency, exceptionally valiant. 地球东方兵器谱,西方神兵榜都位列第二的绝世魔兵,纵然没有奥巴牛操纵,论战斗力,也是异常的彪悍。 Daxiong arrives like the angel, the light halo on head is sparkling, his look grief said: „US to rub manages Ares I experiment body that founder said that originally is Yamanoi Shou you, by the founder is thought may endure uses greatly, was really laborious you.” 大雄如同天使降临,脑袋上的光圈闪闪发光,他神色悲悯地说道:“教主所说的美国撸管战神一号实验体,原来就是山井寿你啊,被教主认为可堪大用,真是辛苦你了。” Daxiong extends take action, appears in his palm brilliance: „This is the photonosus of true mind is poisonous, only has this to solve your backlash, when you received this time, you will conclude the causes and effects with the nether world bright snake, becomes the ground of his world to walk, can you want?” 大雄伸出手,一点光辉出现在他的掌心:“这是真正的心灵之光原病毒,也唯有这个才能解决你身上的反噬,但是,当你接过这个时候,你将与幽冥煌蛇缔结因果,成为祂此世之地上行走,你可愿意？” Can Yamanoi Shou not want? Daily when the human body fireworks, paces back and forth in the light agrees without consultation one, in the low equivalent explosion of god demon confluence, this is not the comfortable day. 山井寿能不愿意吗？天天当人体烟花,徘徊在光暗合一,神魔合流的低当量爆炸中,这可不是什么舒服的日子。 Yamanoi Shou accepted the photonosus of mind to be poisonous happily, then Daxiong said: „According to the meaning of founder, we should form to rub manages divine weapon games of nether world bright snake subordinate, coordinating the person king Jue day to pass the strategic planning that this aspect, what view do you have?” 山井寿痛快接受了心灵之光原病毒,而后大雄说道:“按照教主的意思,我们应该组建一个幽冥煌蛇直属的撸管神兵,配合人王绝地天通的战略计划,这方面,你有什么看法？” Finally got rid of Yamanoi Shou of light dark conflict, said firmly: „Forms the regiment? This is the good idea, because...... cannot only have me to suffer hardships.” 终于摆脱了光暗冲突的山井寿,坚定地说道:“组建军团？这是好想法,因为……不能只有我一个人受苦。” Kong Laoer said: Not does unto other not to do to others. 孔老二曰:己所不欲勿施于人。 But Yamanoi Shou at this moment, under teaching by personal example of Bai Qige so big man, being self-taught, during was dark visited Li Wei's the say/way of moral urging on, he must make the world feeling feel his pain together. 而此刻的山井寿,在白岐歌这般伟大人物的言传身教之下,无师自通,冥冥之中踏足了李伟的道德鞭策之道,他要让世界感受一起感受他的痛苦。 „, How do you plan to do?” “哦,那你打算怎么做？” „Clash/To taking to the streets, looked that who is not pleasing to the eyes, tramples but actually, holds up the axe, the hand has the axe to fall, chops the skirt, chops the hand, forms a coherent whole!” “冲上街,看谁不顺眼,踹倒,举起斧头,手起斧落,剁屌,剁手,一气呵成！” Yamanoi Shou retaliates the heart of society, at this moment flaming has burnt. 山井寿报复社会之心,此刻已经熊熊燃烧起来。