MNAFEO :: Volume #4

#329 Part 1: The Saint light trial steel pipe dance, the dragon striptease, the nether world calls upon the gods the danse du ventre likely vigorously

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Three days of time flashes by, offers a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony to arrive quickly starts. 三天时间一晃而过,祭主弥撒大典很快就到开始的时候。 Los Angeles Heresy Trial Bureau, after three days of reconstructions, has become a quite grand palace, now is officially renamed the sacrifice temple, to become pays respects snake in the future will teach sacred place to prepare. 洛杉矶异端审判局,经过三天的改建,已经成为一座颇为宏伟的殿堂,现在正式改名为祭礼圣殿,为日后成为拜蛇教圣地而做准备。 Various country leaders catch up, in the complex situation of this unconstrained wind and cloud, US, although lost the position of overlord, with emerging overlord Yan-Huang Empire to, victory or defeat, although is unknowable temporarily, because the unusual technology revolution, lets this foreign invitation, is quite attractive, because even if many countries have scruples Yan-Huang Empire, the first leader has not come, sends 23 hands. 诸国领导人纷纷赶来,在此跌宕风云的复杂局势中,美国虽然失去了霸主之位,又和新兴霸主炎黄帝国对上,胜败虽然暂不可知,但因为超凡科技革命,让这次对外邀请,还是相当有吸引力的,很多国家哪怕因为顾忌炎黄帝国,第一领导人没来,也是派来了二三把手。 „Our Mr. President to express to the main irreverence, is fasting to bathe, the burning incense calmly prayed, before the grand ceremony started is unable to greet, excused me!” “我们的总统先生为了表示对主的虔诚,正在斋戒沐浴,焚香静祷,在大典开始前无法迎接诸位,见谅！” Nader has not acted, those who replace him to greet the foreign leaders to visit is vice president elder brother ascends, pays respects Shejiao black robe Great Sage old. 纳德没有出面,代替他迎接外国领导人访问的是副总统哥登,还有拜蛇教的黑袍大贤者甘尼老姆。 The former is also not anything, latter's authority, even with Nader even level, various country leaders had not felt that oneself was neglected, even they instead hope and this nether world bright snake apostle communicate. 前者还不算什么,后者的权威,甚至与纳德平级,诸国领导人也没感觉到自己被怠慢了,甚至他们反而更希望和这位幽冥煌蛇使徒沟通。 Who does not know, now has the unusual technology revolution in US, from is completely earth-shaking in this Wisdom, the strength is too deep to see the bottom, will have the foreknowledge future to be able black robe Great Sage. 谁不知道,现在发生于美国的超凡科技革命,全部都是源自于这位智慧惊天动地,力量深不见底,甚至拥有预知未来之能的黑袍大贤者。 Offers a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony, busy ordered is conducting the final preparation, after the guest arrives in full, Bai Qige brings the foreign guest large unit, according to the diplomatic channels visits this sacrifice temple. 祭主弥撒大典,忙中有序的进行着最后的准备,等到来宾到齐之后,白岐歌带着外宾大部队,按照外交程序参观这一座祭礼圣殿。 Three days of time, expands dozens times, expands police authorities for the occupying land area is huge, constructs the pattern complex temple, placed the ancient times, this was the standard miracle, but now, the practical degree of 3D printing science and technology has supported this rank sufficiently the miracle, before various country foreign guests, through information, is paying attention to pays respects Shejiao the movement, was naturally clear, therefore also not extremely amazed. 三天时间,扩建数十倍,将一个警局扩建为占地庞大,建筑格局复杂的圣殿,放在古代,这就是标准的神迹,但现在,3d打印科技的实用程度已经足以支撑这种级别的神迹,诸国外宾之前通过情报,也关注着拜蛇教的动作,自然也是清楚的,所以也并没有太过惊诧。 But the doubts have, strolls, the premier in some country inquired suddenly: „Are the patterns on these walls, the decorations?” 但疑惑也是有的,逛一圈,某个国家的总理骤然询问道:“那些墙壁上的花纹,是装饰吗？” On the wall of temple, is glittering the dense illumination trace, seems like unusual mysteries, Bai Qige does not evade, replied at will: 圣殿的墙壁上,闪烁着氤氲发光的纹路,看起来有一种异样的神秘感,白岐歌也并不避讳,随意回答到: „These traces, are the unusual science and technology that our country researches and develops most newly, semi-permanent large-scale attaches the demon science and technology, solidifies the comfortable law in the object surface, the inscribing energy circuit, then conducts half to continue the sufficient energy with the demon network permanently, gives the unusual characteristics, this temple, the current true full name, calls 【Large-scale attaches demon + 12 sacrifices not to extinguish temple】, The overall building, covers in an invisible force field completely, has to reach as high as 120 points defensive power, even if encounters positive/direct bombing of rocket launcher rank, still returns safe and sound, certain battle efficiency, but this is the state secret, temporarily keeps secret.” “这些纹路,是我国最新研发出来的超凡科技,半永久性大型附魔科技,将自在法固化在物体表面,铭刻能量回路,然后以魔网进行半永久持续充能,赋予超凡特性,这座圣殿,目前的真正全名,是叫【大型附魔的祭礼不灭圣殿】,整体建筑物,全部笼罩在一股无形力场之中,拥有高达120点的防御力,即便遭遇火箭炮级别的正面轰炸,也毫发无损,还有一定的战斗力,不过这是国家机密,暂时保密。” This makes the open system the demon network science and technology the advantage, the entire US innumerable person elites conduct the long-enduring research, the achievement constantly emerge, are just like this type large-scale to attach the demon, if only then a Bai Qige person studies, must deduce this demon to lead technical the inspiration virus the rank, does not know that needs many years, but now, merely is the large-scale research team of military research institute, with the aid of the US top supercomputer, did this achievement. 这就是将魔网科技做成开放性系统的好处,整个美国无数人精英进行持续性研究,成果不断涌现,好比这种大型附魔,如果只有白岐歌一个人去研究,要将启示录病毒推演到这种魔导科技的级别,也不知道要多少年,但现在,仅仅是军方研究所的一个大型科研团队,借助美国顶级超级计算机,就搞出了这项成果。 This scientific research achievements are great, according to the deduction of related research team, after attaching the demon technological progress, even can alone become the branch, with demon network science and technology parallel proportion, even is more important. 这个科研成果非常了不起,根据相关科研团队的推演,附魔科技发展起来后,甚至可以单独成科,和魔网科技平行比例,甚至更为重要。 At present also not mature, is just like this attaches demon + 12 does not extinguish the sacrifice temple, indeed attaches the demon science and technology at present the high end presents, but consumes is also quite big, each month basic consumption must consume hydra government demon network the light energy of 10 mind, that reaches as high as 1.2 million points the light energy of mind, converts the dollar, according to the market exchange rate price, that is each month light is the maintenance, must consume several million to 100 million dollars. 只是目前还没成熟,好比这座附魔的不灭祭礼圣殿,的确是目前附魔科技的高端呈现,但消耗也相当大,每个月的基本消耗就要耗掉九头蛇政府魔网的十心灵之光能量,那可是高达一百二十万点的心灵之光能量,换算成美金,按照市场汇率价,那就是每月光是维护,都要耗掉几千万到一亿美金。 Nader signs this expenses time, loves dearly to shake, but Bai Qige promised him, this is worth, as because the margin of energy of hydra government demon network continually promotes, this consumption is not anything. 纳德签下这笔开销的时候,心疼到手都在抖,不过白岐歌向他保证,这是值得的,因为随着九头蛇政府魔网的能量储备不断提升,这种消耗不算什么。 Right, as so long as the margin of energy of each demon network further promotes, this special large-scale attaches the demon construction, after all will popularize. 没错,只要随着各个魔网的能量储备进一步提升,这种特殊的大型附魔建筑,终归会普及开来的。 Many foreign leader looks glitter in abundance, subversive that they keen realizing, this science and technology brings. 诸多外国领导人眼神纷纷闪烁起来,他们都敏锐的意识到,这种科技带来的颠覆性。 The large building attaches the demon, is a temple has this defensive power merely, if tank and armored vehicle, aircraft carrier, even if not raise these large-scale wars to arm, thinks toward the individual military equipment. 大型建筑物附魔,仅仅是一座神殿就拥有这种防御力,要是坦克和装甲车呢,航母呢,就算不提这些大型战争武装,往单兵武装去想。 Once like the woolen sweater light armored clothing, after attaches the demon thinly unceasingly, having defensive power that can resist the rocket launcher level firebombing, what will that cause? 一旦薄如毛衣般的轻型防弹衣,经过不断附魔,拥有可以抵御火箭炮级火力轰炸的防御力,那会导致什么？ This subversive invention, will completely change the present war situation, although has trod this step in Yan-Huang Empire, but that is also a case, now the US also treads this step, this proved that the unusual science and technology indeed will be the future tidal current. 这种颠覆性的发明,会彻底改变掉现在的战争态势,虽说在炎黄帝国早已经踏出了这一步,但那也是个例,现在美国也踏出这一步,这就证明了,超凡科技的确是未来的潮流。 The brain hole of many foreign leader, has arrived at the Yan-Huang Empire abyss battleship, is facing to get up large-scale of US to attach the demon demon network battleship in the distant seas, breeds the armor to on super hero, who wins whose lost/carrying situation. 很多外国领导人的脑洞,已经开到炎黄帝国的克苏鲁深渊战舰,在远海上正面对上美国的大型附魔魔网战舰,强殖装甲对上超级英雄,到底谁胜谁负的地步。 Whom but wins to lose no matter, what is undeniable, Yan-Huang Empire and US, are ordinary national style entirely different existence, the styles of these two countries have stepped into the profound imaginary level initially, is suppressing the campus metropolis level styles of various country's firmly. 但不管谁胜谁负,不可否认的是,炎黄帝国和美国,已经是与普通国家画风截然不同的存在,这两个国家的画风已经初步踏入玄幻级,牢牢压制着诸国的校园都市级画风。 Various country leader heart is in abundance fiery, makes a veiled attack to inquire Bai Qige, the unusual science and technology of US, has the possibility of sell or introduction. 诸国领导人纷纷心头火热,旁敲侧击询问起白岐歌,美国的超凡科技,是否有出售或者引进的可能性。 Bai Qige has the light smile, shows neither approval nor disapproval, but uses a pretext these only to have Nader to take responsibility. 白岐歌含着淡淡的笑容,不置可否,只是推说这些唯有纳德才能做主。 The present US did not have the situations of wealthy foreign sales these unusual science and technology, therefore gives these foreign leader pictures of cakes for the time being, first dragging, after waiting for the US to transform thoroughly, then slowly considers to take this as the lever, skids various civic morality bureaus. 现在的美国还没富裕对外出售这些超凡科技的地步,所以就暂且给这些外国领导人画饼,先拖着,等美国彻底蜕变之后,再慢慢考虑以此为杠杆,撬动诸国格局。 „Our pays respects Shejiao, after this time offers a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony, will be officially renamed bright Holy See, concludes the permanent treaty of alliance with Vatican that side, the system for the Saint knight and pastor two systems, takes over control of the judicial system of US comprehensively, and takes on part of social order responsibility, takes the Saint light as the strength, the trial is against the legal the evil heresy, the justice dignity, but old man, official title, will change to bright Holy See's first Pope!” “我们拜蛇教,在这次祭主弥撒大典之后,将正式改名为光明教廷,与梵蒂冈那边缔结永久盟约,体系为圣骑士与牧师两个系统,全面接管美国的司法体系,并承担一部分的社会治安职责,以圣光为力,审判触犯法律的邪恶异端,维护正义尊严,而老夫,正式职称,也将改为光明教廷第一任教皇！” These words, will soon after announce to the world, now ahead of time narrates, is the normal ahead of time note diplomatique, although bright Holy See these characters have fumbled and broken up the show in the hypertext fiction, but various country leaders do not know, their vision twinkle, carefully is actually appraising is doing obeisance snake educational reform named bright Holy See, black robe Great Sage coronates for bright Holy See Pope, to the US situation, will be will cause anything to affect as for the world situation. 这番话,不久之后将会对全球宣告,现在提前叙说,也是正常的提前外交照会,虽然光明教廷这几个字在网络小说中已经玩坏了,但诸国领导人可不知道,他们目光闪烁,却是在认真评估着拜蛇教改名为光明教廷,黑袍大贤者加冕为光明教廷教皇,会对美国局势,乃至于世界局势造成什么影响。 In fact, Bai Qige also has no special idea, he felt, the heresy trial, strength of setting Saint light, has the fate general conjunction feeling with bright Holy See. 实际上,白岐歌对此也没什么特别的想法,他只是感觉,异端审判,圣光之力这种设定,和光明教廷有种宿命一般的契合感。 In any case the essence is the evil organization, compared with pays respects Shejiao, bright Holy See this name sounds also imposing aggressive, therefore wields on the big hand, later pays respects Shejiao called this name, moreover during the Bai Qige one types were dark the premonition, always felt after pays respects Shejiao gave this name, wild protagonist of US, the wild formidable presented the probability, on high several percentage points. 反正本质都是邪恶组织,比起拜蛇教,光明教廷这个名字听起来还威风霸气一点,所以就大手一挥,以后拜蛇教就叫这个名字了,而且白岐歌还有一种冥冥之中的预感,总感觉拜蛇教取了这个名字之后,美国的野生主角,野生勇者出现几率,会高上好几个百分点。 „Pope, regarding the unusual technology revolution of US, to the deterioration of public security, I have the anxiety very much, does not know how you consider?” “教皇阁下,对于美国的超凡科技革命,对治安的恶化,我个人很有疑虑,不知道你是怎么考虑的呢？” These words, make many foreign guests dedicated immediately looks to Bai Qige, because of these words, it may be said that is these wants to introduce the unusual science and technology, the common doubts that or devotes to toward this aspect walks the country that faces. 这句话,立刻让诸多外宾专注的看向白岐歌,因为这番话,可谓是那些想要引进超凡科技,或者有志于朝这方面走的国家所面临的共同疑惑。 Yan-Huang Empire said fortunately, but the US goes a step further in unusual technology revolution, existence of demon network, making the people have the unusual strength of foundation, a magic arts position of round of big fireball, the cost has suppressed to a ten dollar bills situation, this price, making the students be able to afford...... 炎黄帝国还好说,而美国在超凡科技革命方面更进一步,魔网的存在,让民众拥有了基础的超凡之力,一发大火球的法术位,成本已经压制到十美金地步,这个价格,让学生都买得起…… Bai Qige has prepared to legislate, punishes these to have the modeling spatially, without the lethality, can only be used for a smoke 0 levels of demon network trick hollow fireball techniques, regards the proper fireball technique sales, deceives the black heart demon net enterprises of people, the comfortable law classification system, with the government guiding price table, the people permits the purchase while convenient and forbids to use the comfortable law list making. 白岐歌已经准备立法,严惩那些将空有造型,没有杀伤力,只能用来点烟的0级魔网戏法空心火球术,当成正经火球术贩售,糊弄民众的黑心魔网企业,顺便把自在法分级制度,和政府指导价格表,民众允许购买与禁止使用自在法名单给弄出来。 Good, this is not the key point, the key point is the following government permits the demon network enterprise, indenpendently develops, and sells two revolutions of profession, so long as the people attain a designated standard, can choose an demon network enterprise school to join, conducts to transfer the duty, transfers the duty from the civilians is profession, has real not empty unusual ability. 好吧,这不是重点,重点在于接下来政府允许魔网企业,自行研发,并且贩售二转职业,民众只要达标,就可以选择一个魔网企业门派加入,进行转职,从平民转职为职业者,拥有真实不虚的超凡异能。 What will this bring? First can bring is the sharp blade in the hand, kills the heart from this issue, the two students' fighting in school, this is a puberty common small issue, but turns into two student magician who brandishes the big fireball to pound mutually, became very major problem. 这会带来什么呢？首先会带来的就是利刃在手,杀心自起这个问题,两个学生在学校里打架斗殴,这是一个青春期常见的小问题,但变成两个抡起大火球互砸的学生魔法师,就变成很大的问题了。 In fact, the US this type issue were recently many, once the people had the strength, uncertain everyone understands a strength bigger responsibility bigger truth . Moreover, the people had the unusual strength to put it baldly, how you ensure in the people will not present the careerist, then thought that the emperor does in turn, will this year arrive at my family system is quite good? 事实上,美国最近这类型问题并不少,民众一旦有了力量,不一定人人都懂力量越大责任越大的道理,而且说得不好听,民众都有了超凡之力,你怎么保证民众中不会出现野心家,然后觉得皇帝轮流做,今年到我家这种制度会比较好？ These careerists may not succeed, so long as the appearance, will certainly bring to the country greatly troublesome, this is not solved, looks like in many countries, the unusual technology revolution may not bring the country to be magnificent, instead will cause the national turbulence is as for the destruction. 这些野心家不一定会成功,但只要有一个出现,就一定会给国家带来大麻烦,这一步不解决,在很多国家看来,超凡科技革命不一定会带来国家辉煌,反而会造成国家动荡乃至于毁灭。 The back refraction, is the low demon low military , may not be called without the demon does not have the military, the state form is unapproachable, strength of steamroll individual Earth collective, is popular to the unusual strength, the world will soon march into to be possessed by a demon the anxiety of military time. 背后折射的,是低魔低武,哦不,堪称无魔无武,国家体制无可匹敌,集体之力碾压个人的地球,对超凡之力普及,世界即将步入中魔中武时代的疑虑。 The unusual strength popularization is the future tidal current, but under tidal current, hidden turbulent undercurrent. 超凡之力普及是未来的潮流,但潮流之下,也暗藏汹涌暗流。 If first does not have Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel, latter has the sky net to arrive, compelling world various countries to courageously go forward in order to protects oneself, simply does not have the soil that the unusual technology revolution has. 如果不是先有嗜血龙驼,后有天网降临,逼得世界诸国都必须奋勇前进以求自保,根本没有超凡科技革命存在的土壤。 New and old energy gambling that one such as the present has, who knows that the pollution-free new energy will be the future trend of the times, US dollar that but the petroleum and will accommodate alongside with the petroleum of old time, being resigned will make the new times arrive quickly, will oneself walk into the tomb? 一如现在所存在的新旧能源博弈,谁都知道无污染的新能源是未来的时代潮流,但旧时代的石油和与石油挂靠的美元,会甘心让新时代那么快降临,自己步入坟墓吗？ Bai Qige to this anxiety, smiles lightly, he considered that these issues time, must be longer than everyone. 白岐歌对这种疑虑,淡淡一笑,他考虑这些问题的时间,比所有人都要长。 „This issue asked well, this indeed was a trouble, did not fear to tell everyone, since has conducted the unusual technology revolution these days, the folk crime rate, indeed rises significantly!” “这个问题问得好,这的确是一个麻烦,不怕告诉各位,进行超凡科技革命这段时间以来,民间的犯罪率,的确是大幅度攀升！” Even if the deliberate crime can stop, but not the controlled fervor temporary crime, is still hard to manage, was drunk drunkard, even if crazies drunk, before, still kicks the bad trash can merely, but now? They can use the fireball and master's hand, hits to explode a car(riage)! 就算有预谋的犯罪可以制止,但不受控的激情临时犯罪,也是难以管理的,一个喝醉酒了的醉鬼,就算发酒疯,在以前,也仅仅是踢坏垃圾桶,而现在？他们能用火球和法师之手,打爆一辆车！ „However the old man, had found the solution, please look, this is sealing that our country develops certainly systematically, this seals certainly the system, once launches, may form the safe area in a surrounding area several hundred meters region, the seal comfortable law, even if two revolutions of profession, even is the super criminal of Avengers, will still be suppressed unusually!” “而老夫,已经找到了解决办法,诸位请看,这就是我国开发出来的封绝系统,这个封绝系统一旦展开,可在方圆几百米区域内形成安全区,封印自在法,即便是二转职业者,甚至是复仇者联盟的超级罪犯,也将遭受非同寻常的压制！” Bai Qige leads many foreign guests, arrives did not extinguish the sacrifice temple somewhere, this seals the system to introduce to everyone certainly. 白岐歌带着众多外宾,走到了不灭祭礼圣殿的某处,将这个封绝系统介绍给大家。 Many foreign leaders transfer the duty to listen respectfully, repeatedly studies, finally some people cannot bear ask: „How I felt that isn't a palm?” 众多外国领导人转职聆听,反复研究,最后有人忍不住问道:“我怎么觉得,那不就是一只手掌吗？” A small room, inside places a small spirit table, above is spreading the velvet, a crystal carves the palm that becomes to place above, the palm makes a fist, the middle finger raises up high, on the middle finger is twining many electric wires, these electric wires extend to the wall of room on, on the energy circuit with wall is having the mysterious mutual effect. 一个小房间,里面放在一个小小的神台,上面铺着丝绒,一只水晶雕琢而成的手掌摆放在上面,手掌握拳,中指高高竖起,中指上缠绕着许多电线,这些电线延伸到房间的墙壁上,与墙壁上的能量回路产生着神秘的交互作用。 Bai Qige nods: „Right, this palm, is we are great, sacred, the personal character noble real king, President Nader contributes voluntarily, the real king has to the powerful sovereignty of inspiration virus, by this power, only needs a middle finger, can form to isolate hundred meters sealing certainly safe area, in this safe area, the inspiration virus, the demon network, the comfortable law, attaches the demon, waits for a series of strengths, will be suppressed, guarantees the safe life of people!” 白岐歌点头:“没错,这只手掌,就是我们伟大,神圣,品德高贵的真王,纳德总统自愿贡献出来的,真王拥有对启示录病毒的强大统治权,凭借这个权能,只需一根中指,就可以形成隔绝百米的封绝安全区,在这个安全区内,启示录病毒,魔网,自在法,附魔,等等一系列力量,都将遭受到压制,确保民众的安全生活！” After introducing, Bai Qige quite said self-confidently: „Then, our great real President king, the endurance will contribute the own king's middle finger, but bright Holy See, his middle finger, will consecrate in various entire beautiful university schools, the hospital, the government apparatus and so on great places, through the reasonable regulation, realizes the government reasonable control unusual ability goal!” 介绍完之后,白岐歌颇为自信地说道:“接下来,我们伟大的真王总统,将会持续性贡献自己的王之中指,而光明教廷,将会将他的中指,供奉于全美各大学校,医院,政府机构等等重要地方,通过合理调控,实现政府合理管控超凡异能的目的！” To this endurance the method that although Nader chops the hand expressed the serious protest, but for the good of the people and country, before the substitute plan was born, Bai Qige also can only make him sacrifice slightly, moreover Bai Qige has not a little said. 虽然纳德对这个持续性剁手的方法表示严重抗议,不过为国为民,在没有替补方案诞生之前,白岐歌也只能让他稍微牺牲一下了,而且有一点白岐歌是没说的。 Now the virus has been divided into the inspiration virus and implied record virus, is controlled by Nader and cow two network management respectively, this seals the safe area really to want the construction to be completed certainly, must guarantee absolutely safe, not only Nader needs to chop the hand repeatedly, that side cow also wants the endurance to chop the skirt, can the construction finish. 现在病毒已经分为启示录病毒和默示录病毒,由纳德和奥巴牛两位网管分别掌控,这个封绝安全区真要架构完成,要确保万无一失,不仅仅纳德需要反复剁手,奥巴牛那边也要持续性剁屌,才能架构完毕。 Transferred a sacrifice temple with many foreign guests , is to make the people quite satisfied, because in this, Bai Qige and foreign leader, exchanged to the view that the unusual time approaches, with suggested that also discussed some preliminary cooperation intentions. 和诸多外宾转了一趟祭礼圣殿,也算是让众人颇为满足,因为这一趟中,白岐歌和诸位外国领导人,交换了对超凡时代来临的看法,和一些建议,也谈下了一些初步的合作意向。 But then, Bai Qige leads the people, arrived at the honored guest attending the ceremony area, can occupy a commanding position, overlooks similarly with three D printing technologies, the stage of pyramid sacrifice makes. 而接下来,白岐歌带着众人,来到了嘉宾观礼区,可以居高临下,俯瞰到同样用三d打印技术,弄出来的金字塔型祭礼之台。 The auspicious time has arrived, offers a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony soon to start, Nader also appeared, he wears specially-made formal clothes, that is white western-style clothes, this is not ordinary western-style clothes, hired the world famous painter directly, described the stars, the mountains vegetation, the scenery of White House, but at the back of western-style clothes, then hired the well-known calligrapher, inscribed the technique of book agriculture raising in English, the plan of four seas series, the United States Declaration of Independence. 吉时已到,祭主弥撒大典即将开始,纳德也出现了,他穿着一袭特制的礼服,那是一件白色的西服,这可不是一件普通的西服,正面聘请了国际知名画家,描绘了日月星辰,山川草木,白宫之景,而西服背面,则聘请了知名书法家,用英文铭刻了书农耕畜养之术,四海一统之策,美国独立宣言。 Put on this to imitate Xuanyuan Legendary Emperor Yu sword logo high, was rich in the US characteristics sacrificial offering western-style clothes, Nader bearing was imposing, dignified spontaneity. 穿着这件高仿轩辕夏禹剑logo,富有美国特色的祭祀西服,纳德气度凛然,威严自生。 Offers a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony, many aspects gave Vatican that side to handle, but to guarantee dignity, the flow is completely the Bai Qige formulation. 祭主弥撒大典,很多方面都交给了梵蒂冈那边来操办,但为了确保威严,流程全部都是白岐歌制定的。 This is the state-level is offering a sacrifice to the grand ceremony, Bai Qige does not have the experience, but is also all right, the proverb has the cloud, in the matter did not ask hundred degrees celsius definitely, the foreign affairs does not ask Google definitely, Bai Qige poked very long mother and Google mother, poked one set to offer a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony ceremony flow. 这是国家级的正祭大典,白岐歌也没有经验,不过也没事,俗语有云,内事不决问百度,外事不决问谷歌,白岐歌就戳了很久的度娘和谷歌娘,戳出了一套祭主弥撒大典仪式流程来。 Then Bai Qige learns lessons, first, the ceremony is certainly complex, must to have the unclear sleep/felt severe feeling, must make people think solemn and respectful, second, according to the first point takes the mentality, then makes out of whole cloth casually well. 然后白岐歌总结出一点经验,首先,仪式一定要复杂,要让人有不明觉厉之感,要让人觉得肃穆,第二点,根据第一点作为思路,接下来随便瞎编就好。 The flow first step, Durden pays homage main pyramid, in the name of real king, the sincere song chief offender, announced that the sacrificial offering mass ceremony starts, named king start/open. 流程第一步,纳德登上祭主金字塔,以真王名义,虔颂主名,宣告祭祀弥撒仪式开始,名为王启。 Nader steps in sacrificial offering pyramid, looks all around, in pyramid the prepare, winding incense smoke, not far away has a case, the case is making an offering the furnace, mirror, cauldron, cymbals, the scarlet tiger glass pearl, the colored glaze bowl and Gold Dragon oil lamp, side is displaying gold/metal wheel, silver wheel, porcelain wheel, silver horse, silver shape, whitebait, silver spiral, silver general, silver male, silver female, silver, tin, silver umbrella and other law. 纳德踏上祭祀金字塔上,环顾四周,金字塔上已经布置好,香烟缭绕,不远处有一案,案上供着炉、镜、鼎、钹、赤虎料珠、琉璃碗、金龙油灯,旁边罗列着金轮、银轮、瓷轮、银马、银象、银鱼、银螺、银将军、银男、银女、银盏、银罐、银伞等法物。 In the ground, portrays the five pointed star, six glow stars, cross wait/etc geometric patterns, then make one see the dizziness vertigo strange rune/symbol Lu incantation, so many things are placed there, looked has to plant very sharp feeling, probably scatters blood of the black mountain sheep, or the black dog blood, can offer sacrifices to summon any serious thing to be the same. 地面上,刻画着五角星,六芒星,十字架等等几何图案,然后还有很多让人看到头晕眼花的诡异符箓咒文,这么多东西摆在那里,一看就有种很犀利的感觉,好像撒点黑山羊之血,或者黑狗血,就可以献祭召唤出什么不得了的东西一样。 Not far away, the foreign guest stands in great numbers, the reporter like the forest, the long spear/gun short artillery, the camera complete construction is good, on he announced that started. 不远处,外宾林立,记者如林,长枪短炮,摄影机全部架构好,就等他宣布开始了。 Stands erect on the stage, Nader takes up the speech, he clears throat, opens recites reads: 屹立在台上,纳德拿起演讲稿,他清了清嗓子,开口诵念: „Premier landscape feudal official Nader Trone! Smokes bathe Jin to play me to advocate, I in the fine powders, the winner blessed, Yingtian got up from time to time, hoped the line depending on the common people, opened the meritorious achievements, in the present, the base has become, however, the matter merit was easy, the success was difficult ; The success is easy, the merit is finally difficult, is good at beginning being probable cautious in Zhong! Now, offers a sacrifice to the honor of lord, only the lord silently watches to bless!” “总理河山臣纳德・特朗！熏沐谨奏吾主,我于微末之间,得主祝福,应天时而起,挟万民之愿而行,开辟功业,于今朝,基业已成,然而,事功易,成功难;成功易,终功难,善于始者必慎于终！今,祭主之荣光,惟主默察庇祐！” Nader read, the heart could not bear secret fuck, this tongue-twister obscure thing was anything, he read not to know what oneself read is anything, Bai Qige will not tell him, this was he copies in hundred degrees celsius mother there, then turned through the gold mountain mother machine for the thing after English, it is estimated that could understand also few, but was unimportant, the atmosphere arrived well. 纳德念完,心头忍不住暗暗卧槽了一句,这绕口晦涩的玩意到底是什么,他念完了也不知道自己念完的是什么东西,白岐歌才不会告诉他,这是他在百度娘那里抄的,然后通过金山娘机翻为英语后的玩意,估计听得懂的也没几个,不过不要紧,气氛到位就好。 In this world, can be called truly is the complicated ceremony of country level sacrificial offering, only then offering sacrifice to heaven of Yan-Huang Empire, the pilgrimage mass of Vatican, at the ceremony is grandest, the ceremony of Potala Palace wants the inferior point, Bai Qige to differentiate with the standing erect authority, cannot certainly copy Vatican, that can only go to the demon to change to offer sacrifice to heaven, in any case as by a nether world bright snake of sacrificial offering side, will not change the procedure/program to have the opinion to the demon. 这个世界上,真正能够称得上是国级祭祀的繁复仪式,只有炎黄帝国的祭天,还有梵蒂冈的朝圣弥撒,在仪式上是最宏伟的,就连布达拉宫的仪式都要逊色一分,白岐歌为了区分和竖立权威,当然不能抄梵蒂冈的,那就只能去魔改祭天了,反正作为被祭祀一方的幽冥煌蛇,也不会对魔改程序有意见。 Nader turns head suddenly, waves, proclaims sacrifices to ancestors the main mass grand ceremony formally to start. 纳德骤然一回头,一挥手,宣告祭主弥撒大典正式开始。 The flow second step, offers the dance of sacrifice to the lord. 流程第二步,向主献上祭礼之舞。 One crowd puts on the long leg big wave beautiful woman who the miniskirt nun takes to go out slowly, the manner is solemn, the looks are pretty, roughly hundred people, regarding pyramid, exhibit the battle formation. 一群穿着超短裙修女服的长腿大波美女缓缓走出,神态端庄肃穆,姿容靓丽,约莫有百人,围绕着金字塔,摆开阵势。 „These are that side Vatican come, support the nun who offers a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony, this witnessed Vatican and pays respects Shejiao, profound friendship of US, but these nuns, will soon offer the dances of three sacrifice for the lord, first is...... the steel pipe dance!?” “这些都是梵蒂冈那边过来,支援祭主弥撒大典的修女,这见证了梵蒂冈和拜蛇教,还有美国的深远友谊,而这些修女,即将为主献上三段祭礼之舞,第一段是……钢管舞！？” Offers a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony, is the dignified solemn and respectful whole nation is offering a sacrifice, must make the people be able to understand, therefore the flow is provides that side the reporter, making the reporter illustrate the audience. 祭主弥撒大典,是威严肃穆的举国正祭,要让民众看得懂,所以流程都是发放到记者那边,让记者对观众进行解说。 Many reporters were introducing to the lens here time, the corners of the mouth are pulling out, they examine own to offer a sacrifice to the main mass grand ceremony reporter must know repeatedly, confirmed that above has not made a mistake in writing, the dance of first sacrifice, indeed is the steel pipe dance, but the dance of second sacrifice, is the striptease, third is a danse du ventre! 很多记者对着镜头介绍到这里的时候,嘴角都在抽,他们反复查看自己的祭主弥撒大典记者须知,确认上面没有写错,第一段祭礼之舞,的确是钢管舞,而第二段祭礼之舞,是脱衣舞,第三段是肚皮舞！ But in front of the TV scene, countless people are howling in the wolf, many people are stunned, they do not have the means to imagine, at ceremony that unexpectedly in this various country leader will meet with, will see such explosive performance. 而在电视镜头面前,无数人在狼嚎,很多人愕然,他们没办法想象,居然会在这种诸国领导人会面的典礼上,看到这么劲爆的表演。 In fact, various country leaders on these honored guest stages, attain the flow must know, does not know whether to laugh or cry, does not know that the hydra and bright Holy See are thinking anything, but they have to acknowledge, compared with the arid dry theatrical performance, this performance and sacrifice is very interesting. 事实上,就连那些嘉宾台上的诸国领导人,拿到流程须知,也是哭笑不得,不知道九头蛇和光明教廷在想啥,不过他们也不得不承认,比起枯燥干巴巴的文艺表演,这种表演和祭礼很有意思。 „, I feel under the leadership of Nader, the dance enterprise of US will certainly have the large scale progress, the next global steel pipe dance competition, the US can certainly lead the field!” “哦,我觉得在纳德的领导下,美国的舞蹈事业一定会有大幅度长进,下一届全球钢管舞大赛,美国一定可以独占鳌头哦！” Regarding is not Taunt, but these foreign guests whisper, the indeed several points teased, but their teasing, in the next quarter, were drunk to break by one tenderly. 不至于说是嘲讽,但这些外宾交头接耳间,的确有几分戏谑,但他们的戏谑,在下一刻,被一声娇喝所打断。 The pretty nun who that 100 reveal the fair big long leg, extracted the steel pipe from the back, the sprout/slender white hand twisted, the steel pipe extended is two meters, wielded suddenly, the next quarter, the bright Saint light bloomed from them, converged in the steel pipe. 那一百名露出白皙大长腿的靓丽修女,从背后抽出了钢管,柔荑一拧,钢管延伸为两米长,猛然一挥,下一刻,煌煌圣光从她们身上绽放出来,汇入钢管之中。 That steel pipe was held by Saint light in addition, as if changes as the motive power light sword in movie, the brilliance anger splits, many nuns, exhibit the stance, the steel pipe wave, although part of dance movements, but that movement actually murderous aura imposingly, clearly, this steel pipe dance is not used to perform. 那钢管被圣光加持,仿佛变身为电影中的原力光剑,光辉怒绽,众多修女,摆开架势,钢管舞动,虽然有一部分舞蹈动作,但那动作却杀气凛然,很明显,这钢管舞不是用来表演的。 Bai Qige said at this time slowly: „This is our bright Holy See the dance of sacrifice, the Saint light trial steel pipe dance, the prestige can be extremely tyrannical, so long as the steel pipe in the hand, may be called the god demon all kill, regardless of the powerful heresy, facing this steel pipe dance, wants the corpse on the ground to give the head!” 白岐歌这个时候才缓缓说道:“这就是我们光明教廷的祭礼之舞,圣光审判钢管舞,威能极其强横,只要钢管在手,堪称神魔皆杀,不论多强大的异端,面对这钢管舞,都要伏尸授首！” Many foreign guests looked, the look is complex, they want to say that this obviously is not the steel pipe dance, clearly slaughters the skill, is completely not the steel pipe dance that they want to look. 众多外宾看了,眼神复杂,他们很想说,这明显不是钢管舞,分明就是杀戮技巧,完全不是他们想看的钢管舞。
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