MNAFEO :: Volume #3

#209: The slapping in the face artillery might as well play cards


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Sits to discuss the military, is the rituals of state, handing down is these extraterrestrial experts brings to the showdown custom of Earth! In the ancient times, had the qualifications to sit to sit to discuss expert of military is also extremely rare, has not thought that in this time, old monk witnessed this fortunately, was most honored very much.” “坐而论武,乃古之礼制,相传乃是那些外星高手带到地球的对决风俗!在古代,有资格坐下来坐而论武的强者也是极其罕见的,没想到在这个时代,老衲有幸见证这一幕,也是很三生有幸。” Bai Qige pretends a stance of recollection history, starting to give two actors to be popular, Jingxiang and Li Taian revealed me to know, but actually because of respecting you look that but has not broken. 白岐歌装作一副回忆历史的架势,开始给两个演员普及,静香与李泰安纷纷露出我早已知晓,不过却因为尊重你而没有打断的神色。 Sitting to discuss the military is anything, expensive/noble did not make clear including this glossary creator ancient, but since arrived at this, even false flickering, must be the real fact, without this thing, then on impromptu composition one, to flickered Bai Qige that came, this had no difficulty. 坐而论武是什么,包括这个词汇的始创者古市贵也是搞不清楚,但既然都走到这一步了,就算是假的忽悠,都必须是真的事实,没有这玩意,那就现编一个,对一路忽悠而来的白岐歌而言,这没有任何难度。 Sits to discuss the military, to expert is also the decisive battle of highest rank, handing down, this is gambles the initial source of this concept, bets own to take the chip, requests all that oneself want from the opposite party, therefore in afterward, there is a name of dark game showdown!” “坐而论武,对强者而言也是最高级别的决战,相传,这就是赌博这个概念的初始源头,赌上自己的一切作为筹码,向对方索取自己所要的一切,所以在后来,又有了黑暗游戏对决的称呼!” Jingxiang and Li Taian in this time, cannot bear look to Bai Qige, the look reveal at a loss, sitting to discuss the military...... is so mysterious? Especially Li Taian, the entire Emperor Wu dragon sovereign acting cool flow was Bai Qige gives him, he has really not known that had such a, his even instinct suspected that Bai Qige had any illegal thoughts, then actually heard Bai Qige to send greetings to him. 静香与李泰安于此时,都忍不住看向白岐歌,眼神露出茫然,坐而论武……有这么玄乎吗?尤其是李泰安,整套武帝龙皇的装逼流程都是白岐歌给他,他还真不知道有这么一出,他甚至本能怀疑白岐歌是不是有什么不轨的心思,然后却听到白岐歌传音给他。 Your majesty please is also patient, this sits to have the profound meaning and art by Wuhan University, in the ancient times, was one way that expert concluded the contract, in our these inheritance eyes, only had contract so has the potency!” “陛下还请稍安勿躁,这坐而论武大有深意与讲究,在古代,亦是一种强者缔结契约的一种方式,在我们这些传承者眼中,也唯有这般契约才是具备效力的!” Bai Qige also knows that two people thoughts, they estimated light/only listens to sit to discuss the military four characters, is thinks absolutely two people sit blow flamboyant, Bai Qige cannot help but shows a smile, two expert sits face-to-face, light/only pulls the mouth artillery, what can pull to compel the standard, outside these reporters are used to do, isn't records one of their historical peak showdown? 白岐歌也知道两人的心思,他们估计光听坐而论武四个字,绝对是以为两个人坐着吹牛逼,白岐歌不由得露出一个笑容,两个“高手”面对面坐着,光扯嘴炮,能扯出什么逼格来,外面那些记者是用来干啥的,不就是记录两人历史性巅峰对决的一幕吗? If the light pulls the mouth artillery, doing right by later generation these must fill up the topic when the historical test, the choice question, returns to the answer to recall this student repeatedly? 要是光扯嘴炮,对得起后世那些在历史考试时必须在填空题,选择题,回答题中一遍又一遍回忆这一幕的学生吗? Li Taian heart decides, then with Jingxiang looking at each other, both sides deep-rooted performance instinct, makes them reveal unknowingly immediately right, is this, I have prepared for the facial expression. 李泰安心头微定,然后和静香不经意间一对视,双方根深蒂固的表演本能,立刻让他们两个露出没错,就是这样的,我已经做好准备了的神情。 Now, I as the host, start to witness these to sit to discuss the military, but also asked both sides to say itself to demand the thing, please record sincerely, each demanded, must pay the coordinated price, in the meantime, old monk must explain ahead of time, sat to discuss the military, only then winner, if the tie, both sides all sentenced to lose, must pay the price, but the payment of price has the compulsory restraint strength, hard-and-fast, therefore, discrete thinking!” “现在,我作为主持人,开始见证这一场坐而论武,还请双方说出自己想要索取之物,请谨记,每一份索要,都必须支付对等的代价,同时,老衲必须提前说明,坐而论武,只有胜者,若是平局,双方皆判为负,都需支付代价,而代价的支付是具备强制约束力,不可违逆的,所以,谨慎思索!” Spoke these words, Bai Qige passes message by the blue fox Monster Sovereign sound to Jingxiang, the latter listened respectfully, the look said calmly: I want a Yan-Huang Empire acknowledgment to list as the special administrative region the deep city, by Rakshasa Cult and Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel autonomous, not by the Yan-Huang Empire regulation jurisdiction, and acknowledged that the Rakshasa Cult position, the rebel proclaimed it!” 说完这句话,白岐歌以蓝狸妖皇的声音传音给静香,后者聆听了,神色平静说道:“我想要一份炎黄帝国承认将深城列为特别行政区,由罗刹教嗜血龙驼自治,不受炎黄帝国律法管辖,并承认罗刹教的地位,不已叛逆而宣之!” Li Taian brow selects, although sat to compel by martial Nong ignorant, but the condition he actually hears distinctly, before him similar that promises, but so said frankly and uprightly, had the place that was worth weighing and abstaining from, but at this time, Bai Qige sent greetings: 李泰安眉头一挑,虽然被坐而论武弄的懵逼了,但条件他却听得分明的,与他之前许诺的差不多,但是这般光明正大说出来,却有许多值得衡量与忌讳的地方,而此时,白岐歌传音而来: Your majesty, this is planning of blue fox Monster Sovereign, commitment that your majesty promises orally, he does not believe that only has this to sit by the compulsion result that the military obtains, he will accept, if your majesty proposed that beforehand terms of exchange, old monk estimated that he will make this Yuan Jingxiang finish by the tie, if your majesty proposed that other request, either will not comply, either strives for victory full power!” “陛下,这便是蓝狸妖皇的算计,陛下口头所许诺的承诺,他是不信的,唯有这坐而论武得到的强制结果,他才会接受,若是陛下提出之前的交换条件,老衲估计他会让这袁静香以平局结束,若是陛下提出别的要求,要么不会答应,要么就是全力求胜!” Li Taian thinks, then said slowly: We want a Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel clan, Rakshasa Cult to assist Yan-Huang Empire with every effort, subsides the tribulation of this nether world bright snake!” 李泰安思索一下,然后缓缓说道:“朕要嗜血龙驼一族,罗刹教尽力协助炎黄帝国,平息此幽冥煌蛇之劫!” Bai Qige said: both sides demanded the thing to the opposite party, can have the objection? Can have the change? The must know discussed without doing, once were defeated, the compulsory restraint strength will twine for three years, in this period is unable to disobey!” 白岐歌说道:“双方对对方索要之物,可有异议?可有变更?须知坐而论道一旦失败,强制约束力会缠绕三年,期间是无法违逆的!” That side Jingxiang is a puppet, naturally cannot have what opinion, Li Taian thinks deeply, felt, even if the matter has the relapse, three years of oath can still accept, nod. 静香那边就是个傀儡,自然不会有什么意见,李泰安深思一阵,觉得就算事有反复,三年之誓也可以接受,就点头。 „, Discussed without doing the preparation to start, old monk prepared! This discussed without doing, has the special ritual flow, simultaneously to maintain fairly, must manage by the entitled witness, indispensable, therefore sat to discuss the military in the ancient times is quite rare.” “那么,坐而论道准备开始,老衲准备一下!这坐而论道,有专门的仪轨流程,同时为了保持公正,必须由有资格的见证人来主持,缺一不可,所以在古代坐而论武也极为罕见。” Bai Qige puts on airs, in referring to the strength drew a scribblings on the desktop, six glow stars, middle picture several circles, ok, handles, is pointing at this design: old monk will have made the ritual, invited a both sides finger chart, a finger heart, demanded itself the condition to say!” 白岐歌装模作样,在指力在桌面上画了一个鬼画符,六芒星,中间画个几个圆圈,ok,搞定,然后指着这个图案:“老衲已经将制好仪轨,请双方一手指图,一手指心,将自己所索取之条件道出!” Jingxiang and Li Taian said the manifesto simultaneously, then saw only the flowing light two people to fly together, collected the table center in the design, just like the lights, the ups and downs were uncertain, but in these rays, condition all reappearing in which that two people demanded. 静香与李泰安同时说出宣言,然后只见一道流光两人身上飞出来,汇集到桌子中心的图案上,犹如灯火,沉浮不定,而在这些光芒中,两人索取的条件皆浮现其中。 both sides inspected finally, confirmed demands the condition whether is true, whether wants, this is the final confirmation, once agreed, will be unalterable, a side reneges on a promise, immediately makes a false counter- accusation against lose!” “双方最后检视,确认索取条件是否属实,是否愿意,这是最后的确认,一旦首肯,将不能变更,一方反悔,立刻反噬为负!” Saw that this discussed without doing has the so detailed and fair flow unexpectedly, the scenery of so profound strange, Jingxiang and Li Taian have sat facing each other ancient custom to believe firmly by military type without doubt, naturally, to express the own expert style, exhibited to become accustomed, before often with others such by the stance of military. 看到这坐而论道居然有如此详细而公平的流程的,还有这般玄奇之景,静香和李泰安已经对坐而论武这种“古老风俗”已经确信无疑,当然,为了表示自己的强者风范,纷纷摆出一副自己已经习以为常,以前常和别人这么论武的架势。 „, old monk announced, sits to discuss the military duel, starts!” “那么,老衲宣布,坐而论武决斗,开始!” Bai Qige orders, gathers in the table center light shadow, immediately fuses together, then disperses, lingers in the air on Jingxiang and Li Taian, then formed a number before two people. 白岐歌一声令下,汇聚在桌子中心的光影,立刻融为一体,然后分散开来,袅绕在静香与李泰安身上,然后在两人身前形成了一个数字。 Ritual, once starts, will revolve according to established Laws, first will integrate within the body of both sides, when shines upon the innermost feelings, the inverted image gives the expert entire life peak battle efficiency, the Rakshasa Cult first expert really lives up to reputation, the battle efficiency has 50,000!” “仪轨一旦开始,就会按照既定法则运转,首先会融入到双方的体内,映照内心,倒影出强者生平巅峰时的战斗力,罗刹教第一高手果然名不虚传,战斗力足足有五万!” Li Taian sweeps the body first 57,000 battle efficiencies, thought that also has under Wet Dream divine monk skill doing abhiseka condition, really holds in the mouth very much, what a pity, like that the peak strength is also not the own true strength. 李泰安一扫自己身前五万七千的战斗力,觉得身上还有梦遗神僧功力灌顶状态下的自己,果然很叼,可惜,那般巅峰战力还不是自己的真正力量。 Weak one first take action, please!” Bai Qige said, then by passes message of blue fox Monster Sovereign to Jingxiang, how directs her to sit to discuss the military duel. “弱者先出手,请!”白岐歌说完,然后以蓝狸妖皇的传音给静香,指点她怎么进行坐而论武决斗。 Jingxiang listened, the look twinkle, on the face still maintains arrogant and charming, to all colors of becoming accustomed, sees only her to put out a hand at present, extracts a brilliance circulation from void the card. 静香听了,眼神闪烁,脸上依旧保持孤高而妩媚,对眼前一切习以为常之色,只见她一伸手,从虚空之中抽出一张光焰流转的卡片。 Your majesty, I have one to ask, you did administer in the past for ten several years, in Minhe the merit? You may once think, future of Yan-Huang people, what course to follow!” “陛下,我有一问,你过去治政十数载,于民何功?你可曾思索过,炎黄子民的未来,将何去何从!” Jingxiang places on the card the table, card collapse leisurely/scatter, changes to one huge, enough five meters high, build strong, grasps the flame demon of double blade sharp blade to be strange, the head braves 3000 combat power index, but at this time, shouts out ominously crazily, inquired about Jingxiang this issue unexpectedly. 静香将卡片放在桌子上,卡片崩散,化作一庞大,足足有五米高,体型健硕,手持双刀利刃的火焰魔怪,头上冒着个三千的战斗力指数,而此时,凶狂呼喝,竟是将静香这个问题询问了出来。 When outside these reporters , could not hear Li Taian very much, the Jingxiang both sides mutually young tiger performing skill dialogue, but sees both sides to be ready in full battle array, then Wet Dream divine monk does not know to manipulate anything there, now Jingxiang take action, they also witness this to sit to discuss the military are what situation. 外面那些记者,原本离得很远,根本听不见李泰安,静香双方互彪演技时的对话,只是看见双方严阵以待,然后梦遗神僧在那里不知道摆弄什么,现在静香出手,他们也见证了这坐而论武是什么个情况。 This shouts a question, the sound is extremely loud and clear. 这一声喝问,声音极其洪亮。 Li Taian was shocked, is not reaching an agreement does not begin? How can hit? Then Bai Qige passes message to him: 李泰安愣住了,不是说好的不动手的吗?怎么又要打?然后白岐歌传音给他: Your majesty, this is not a material object, but is the ritual in Spirit thought creation that the will of the people extracts, this is points to the conscience the attack and defense, your majesty, you must defend or attack, perhaps extracts the strength from own Spirit and conscience, this speaking is sits the true meaning of military!” “陛下,这并非实物,而是仪轨于人心提取出来的精神意念造物,这是直指本心的攻防,陛下,你要防御或者攻击,也许从自己的精神以及本心之中提取出力量来进行,这就是坐而论武的真谛!” Although has not clarified as before completely, but this simple flow found out much, Li Taian facing this asked, somewhat is slightly absent-minded, do oneself carry what merit for the sovereign ten numbers? Where in the future will the empire move toward? 虽然依旧没有全部搞清,但这简单的流程还是摸清了不少,李泰安面对这一问,微微有些恍惚,自己为皇十数载有何功劳?未来帝国将走向何方? The answer in the heart, Li Taian has pulled out void, the card has appeared, places the desktop at will, presented a majestic military might, wears fights the helmet to grasp to fight the lance, on is going against the dragon first person monsters of 8000 combat power index, this monster loudly shouts: 答案早已经在心中,李泰安虚空一抽,卡片已经出现,随意放在桌面,出现了一只雄壮威武,身披战盔手持战长矛,都上顶着八千战斗力指数的龙首人身怪兽,这怪兽大喝一声: We for the sovereign 18 years, have a strong nation and rich citizenry, renown, why must to ask! Where the empire goes, not to need to ask, good government and united people, Yan-Huang must be popular! Our counter- must inquire in you, Rakshasa Cult to rebel to build up, has what appearance to be built on the world.” “朕为皇十八年,国强民富,举世皆知,何须问!帝国前往何方,更无须问,政通人和,炎黄必兴!朕反要询问于你,罗刹教以叛乱起家,有何面目立于人世。” This dragon beast monster rushes, with that flame demon strange battle, then 2-3 kills that flame demon strangely, then the Jingxiang tender body shakes suddenly, reveals wipes the sore color, but also subsides, but at this time, her 50,000 combat power index, tumble suddenly 45,000. 这龙兽怪兽冲上去,与那火焰魔怪争斗,然后2-3就把那火焰魔怪砍杀,然后静香娇躯猛然一震,露出一抹疼色,但随之平息下去,而此时,她身上五万战斗力指数,猛然跌倒四万五千。 Pulls out the card again, puts on the table, summoned one and demon sword of flame boundless noise, the sword calls: 再度抽卡,置于桌上,召唤来一并火焰磅礴喧嚣的魔剑,剑鸣而起: Demons set up the world, is remote than Yan-Huang Empire, since I and others keeps watch from the beginning of human, how many heroic deeds for this reason sacrificed, has the great merit in the world, I and others bravely stepped forward, is Suncheon obeys an order, and I asked you, the world tilted the sudden change, the nether world bright snake reappears the world, where did you have lead the empire to go forward?” “罗刹立世,比炎黄帝国更久远,我等从人类的开端守望至今,多少英烈为此牺牲,于人世有大功,我等挺身而出,亦是顺天应命,我且问你,天地倾覆骤变,幽冥煌蛇重现人间,你有何方率领帝国前进?” The demon sword burr, cuts to kill the dragon first person monster, Li Taian also feels all that beforehand Jingxiang felt, as if he himself was punctured a sword to be common, so felt quick that luckily vanishes, but later, the Jingxiang answer and inquiry appear in his heart, and comes along with a powerful Spirit impact, he as if penetrates so the Spirit impact, witnessed Jingxiang or Rakshasa Cult shoulder faith. 魔剑飞刺,将龙首人身怪兽斩杀,李泰安也感受到了之前静香所感受到的一切,仿佛他自己被刺了一剑一般,幸好这般感觉消失的很快,而随后,静香的答案以及询问浮现于他的心头,并伴随着一种强烈的精神冲击而来,他似乎透过这般精神冲击,目睹了静香或者罗刹教所肩负的“信念”。 That is very serious faith, must be stronger for the merit battle efficiency that sovereign ten several years refines, is not false, because can differentiate difference very much clearly. 那是非常沉重的信念,的确比自己为皇十数年提炼出来的功绩战斗力要更强,毫无虚假,因为可以很明确区分出其中的差异。 Now, both sides all sat facing each other to have nothing by the flow of military confusedly, two people Spirit conditions, from the disturbed wind performing skill, returned to beforehand the spiritedness of summit of decisive battle purple banning instantaneously. 现在,双方皆对坐而论武的流程没有任何迷茫了,两人的精神状态,瞬间从忐忑的飙演技,回到了之前决战紫禁之巅的昂扬。 Among the one asked questions and other answered, summoned Spirit thought creation, with the conscience faith, took the attack and defense sharp weapon with the path, who won who lost, without a doubt, from the opposite party faith during impact, has felt the great strength of opposite party, does not have any was confused and false. 一问一答间,召唤精神意念造物,以本心信念,与道路作为攻防利器,谁胜谁负,毫无疑问,从对方的“信念”冲击之中,已经感受到了对方的强大,没有任何迷茫与虚假。 But outside reporter and minister, in this reverberates the one asked questions and other answered unceasingly in the world, listens respectfully to that about the battle and gambling of faith and path, then sees has the monster or the profound wonderful magic arts unceasingly in two world eruptions, is an unclear sleep/felt severe face, cannot help but felt, expert worthily is expert, does not begin personally, sits to discuss in the military also such high-end atmosphere the scale. 而外面的记者与大臣,在这不断回响于天地间的一问一答,聆听到那关于信念与道路的争斗与博弈,然后看到不断有怪兽或者玄奇法术在两人间爆发,都是一副不明觉厉之脸,同时也不由得觉得,强者不愧是强者,不亲自动手,坐而论武也这么高端大气上档次。 Bai Qige very calm looks at this, nothing excited, ends by the tie because of the discussing without doing duel of these two inevitably, the present intensity, that develops to others, even is the magic that Jingxiang as well as Li Taian look. 白岐歌很淡定的看着这一幕,没啥激动的,因为这两人的坐而论道决斗必然是以平局而收场,现在的激烈,那都是演给别人,甚至是静香以及李泰安看的魔术而已。 Is redundant one time, heart demon is the multipurpose gold/metal finger, displays various unclear sleep/felt severe light shadow special effect, that simply is not the issue, then when light shadow special effect fight to feeling that the human body has and so-called faith impact, to heart demon by a matter of round of special Spirit impact nightmares. 再重复一次,心魔是万用型金手指,表现出各种不明觉厉的光影特效,那简直不是问题,然后光影特效战斗时对人体产生的感觉和所谓的“信念”冲击,对心魔透过梦魇之种一发特殊精神冲击的事而已。 All, all during the operation of Bai Qige, as for finally that so-called compulsory restraint strength, was to Li Taian said that in the soul had heart demon sect the type of nightmare, what the body cultivated was heart demon sect granting false Martial Arts, reneged on a promise to give a try? 一切,皆在白岐歌的操纵之中,至于最后那所谓的“强制约束力”,是对李泰安说的,灵魂里有心魔宗的梦魇之种,身上修炼的是心魔宗赐予的假武功,反悔试试看? But if Li Taian does not renege on a promise, Bai Qige will not make anything, this bureau and plot passed like this, some people will not detect anything, including Li Taian. 但李泰安若是不反悔,白岐歌也不会做什么,这个局与阴谋就这样过去了,不会有人察觉到什么,包括李泰安自己。 Secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator rules' seventh: Naturally, offering mutual benefit and achieving common progress plot that is best, so long as the result is good, the process is unimportant. 幕后黑手守则第七条:自然而然,互利互惠的阴谋那是最好的,只要结果是好的,过程不重要。 Then Bai Qige is pondering, that oneself compile in a hurry sits to discuss the military duel, has the value of promotion? If no, probably somewhat disappointed oneself this flickering time. 然后白岐歌沉思着,自己仓促间编造的这个坐而论武决斗,有没有推广的价值呢?没有的话,好像有些辜负自己这一次的忽悠了。 The both sides tie ends, then Li Taian and Jingxiang reveal a hero to pity the hero, the real man and real man meet the happy stance, then both sides announce to the public together, after this war, the empire and Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel Rakshasa Cult concludes the treaty of alliance, jointly deals with the tribulation of nether world bright snake, then everyone casts the Yan-Huang dream hand in hand, the friendly cooperation advances to the interstellar time together. 双方平局收场,然后李泰安和静香露出一副英雄惜英雄,好汉与好汉相见欢的架势,然后双方共同对外宣布,此战过后,帝国与嗜血龙驼罗刹教缔结盟约,共同应对幽冥煌蛇之劫,然后大家携手共铸炎黄梦,友好互助共同迈向星际时代。 Facing this news, may be called nation-shocking, the world vibrates, including the US most badly battered, could not bear cast the vision of attention. 面对这个消息,堪称举国震惊,世界震动,连最焦头烂额的美国,都忍不住投来了关注的目光。 Truly speaking, the empire and counter- thief compromise, this proposition trades to do unexpectedly is before, is absolutely invalid, the folk will have the opposition, the royal government will have the public criticism and impeachment, the empire small patch of land does not lose under this major premise, Li Taian also has to have scruples the popular sentiment, the political correctness, must discuss, is the secret room discussed secretly, does not fall the writing the secret treaty as well as tacitly consented, even if later has the issue, will not bravely step forward to be a scapegoat personally, it is estimated that will make night source hall act the back this and pot of counter- thief in secret negotiations. 说实在的,帝国居然和反贼妥协,这个提议换做是以前,绝对是行不通的,民间会有反对声浪,朝廷也会有物议和弹劾,帝国寸土不丢这个大前提下,就连李泰安也不得不顾忌人心所向,政治正确,要谈,也是密室暗谈,不落文字的密约以及默许,就算以后有问题,也不会亲自挺身而出背锅,估计会让夜源堂出面去背这个和反贼暗中谈判的锅。 Before night source hall, hears Li Taian this rumor time, experienced and careful he has known that this consequence, is only the thunder rain and dew all Monarch graciousness, the person in his system, simply does not have the will that the means resist 95 to revere. 夜源堂之前听到李泰安这个口风的时候,老谋深算的他已经知道这个后果,只是雷霆雨露皆君恩,他这个体制内的人,根本没办法抗拒九五之尊的意志罢了。 But now the situation after Bai Qige promotes in secret, the situation changes, misleads Li Taian to bravely step forward with the say/way of dragon air/Qi personally, then with the aid of summit of legend decisive battle purple banning, performed the hero to pity heroic! 而现在形势经过白岐歌暗中推动之后,形势又是一变,以龙气之道蛊惑李泰安亲自挺身而出,然后借助决战紫禁之巅这个传奇故事,上演了英雄惜英雄这一幕!
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