MNAFEO :: Volume #2

#187: Terrifying mausoleum transcription (First Part)

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„This friend, my Buddha has the cloud, either explodes in Western Paradise, either rests in the world, therefore this coach wants to play a basketball with you! Do you have the opinion? Un, this coach thought that you should not have the opinion.” “这位朋友,我佛有云,要么在西天爆炸,要么在人间安息,所以本教练想和你打个篮球！你有意见吗？嗯,本教练觉得你不应该会有意见。” Looks at that gentle, kind face, Wang Yijie deep breath one breath, for fear that cannot bear a fist pound, then has a look at opposite that senior monk to send out the metal general gloss flesh, may be called the monster common strong muscle, as well as that dripping with blood, read makes the basketball, wrote the lethal weapon of meteor hammer, Wang Yijie over and over the deep breath, for fear that really must unable to bear, a fist pounded, immediately can by severe warning! 看着那慈祥,和蔼的老脸,王义杰深呼吸一口气,生怕忍不住一拳砸过去,然后再看看对面那老和尚散发着金属一般光泽的肌肤,堪称怪兽一般强健的肌肉,以及那鲜血淋漓,读作篮球,写作流星锤的凶器,王义杰再三深呼吸,生怕一个自己真要忍不住,一拳砸过去,立刻就会被当头棒喝！ Endures in the prefix a blade, this/should time enduring, must endure, as guarding the soldier of Yan-Huang Empire dignity, should understand where the own sword and spear should wield, should not brandish to the domestic widowed senior citizen, this not cannot be victorious the reason of this senior monk. 忍字头上一把刀,该忍的时候,还是要忍,作为捍卫炎黄帝国尊严的军人,应该懂得自己的刀枪该挥向何方,不应该对着自己国内的孤寡老人而挥舞,这绝不是自己打不过这个老和尚的原因。 „This coach looks that the virtual net ID is called the milk to ride the Great Emperor, the net ID is not quite of pleasant to hear, called the milk to be big, according to the information, had died for the eighth time, the previous cause of death fell to the carnivorous loach hole, seized every opportunity, entered till dying, had the characteristics cause of death very much!” “本教练看一看啊,虚拟网名叫做奶骑大帝是吧,网名不太好听,就叫奶大吧,根据信息,已经第八次死亡了,上一次死因是掉到食肉泥鳅洞里面,被无孔不入,入到死为止,唔,很有特色的死法！” The anger that Wang Yijie just suppressed rubs to brave upward, the soldier is also a person, is the full of vigor young people, he could not bear finally: „Your my ear talks incessantly, said that that side escapes urgently the exit|to speak, do I fall as for a foot to the carnivorous loach pit in? Just buried alive me, now do you give to install first meeting?” 王义杰刚压制住的火气蹭蹭蹭往上冒,军人也是人,也是血气方刚的年轻人,他终于忍不住了:“要不是你的我耳边唠叨,说那边是紧急逃生出口,我至于一脚就掉到食肉泥鳅坑里面吗？刚刚坑杀了我,现在你给装第一次见面？” Resting coach very amazed looked at his one eyes: „Wife, was not a coach says you, such big person, this little self- resolution, others casual a few words you jumped the pit, this made Coach this/Ben be worried very much, what to do you in later the battlefield should, not give you casually a paper, you can be duty-bound not to turn back broke in the enemy ranks single-handedly!” 安息教练很惊诧的看了他一眼:“大奶啊,不是本教练说你啊,这么大的人了,该有点自我分辨能力了,别人随随便便一句话你就跳坑,这让本教练很担心,你以后上战场了该怎么办,不会随便给你一张纸条,你就会义无返顾的单枪匹马冲入敌阵吧！” Wang Yijie anger is getting more and more exuberant: „It is not good to call my wife, asking me the milk to ride the Great Emperor or Wang Yijie!!!” 王义杰火气越来越旺盛:“不好叫我大奶,叫我奶骑大帝或者王义杰！！！” „, The milk, was not I wants to say you, then big person, has experienced the reality, did not live in small of ivory tower was young, after this virtual game was doomed, must become existence of phenomenon level, if later you pasta war in the game, hacked to death enemy team inside local tyrant, others flesh you what to do, must therefore protect the good own privacy! Relax, this coach leniency, will look absolutely not you walk toward the dead end, come, delivers an equipment, takes away, you're welcome!” “啧,奶子啊,不是我想说你啊,那么大的人了,也经历过现实了,不是活在象牙塔的小年轻了,这款虚拟游戏注定以后要成为现象级的存在,万一以后你在游戏里面团战,砍死敌方团队里面的土豪,人家人肉你怎么办,所以要保护好自己的隐私啊！放心,本教练慈悲为怀,断不会看你往绝路上走,来,送一件装备,拿去,不用客气！” 【Equipment name: 【 Privacy protector that resting coach bestows】! Attribute: 【Mosaic】 After the equipment, the face will get airtight, mosaic that is unable to distinguish! The facial skin thickness increases, face defensive power + 10! 【装备名:【安息教练赠送的隐私保护器】！属性:【马赛克】装备后,脸部将打上密不透风,无法识别的马赛克！脸皮厚度增加,脸部防御力！ 【Milk exclusive equipment】: Touches to equip automatically, is unable to dismantle, the facial skin thickness increases, face defensive power + 10! 【奶子专属装备】:碰触到就自动装备,无法卸除,脸皮厚度增加,脸部防御力！ 【1 level of Buddhist doctrine equivalent】: When fight, the mosaic has the probability to explode, causes 1 level of Buddhist doctrine damage! 】 【一级佛法当量】:战斗时,马赛克有几率爆炸,造成一级佛法伤害！】 When Wang Yijie sees clearly this equipment Attribute, is the resting coach will equip to stick on his face directly the time! Then he could not bear finally, to rub has the sleeve, shakes the fist on. 当王义杰看清楚这装备的属性时,已经是安息教练将装备直接糊到他脸上的时候了！然后他终于忍不住了,撸起袖子,挥拳就上。 Then in the reality, Wang Yijie awakens suddenly from the plank bed, the instinct touches to own head, the final scene that because he sees in the dreamland world, comes, compared with basketball also giant drop blood meteor hammer! 然后在现实之中,王义杰猛然从木板床上惊醒过来,本能摸向自己脑袋,因为他在梦境世界之中所见的最后场景,就是呼啸而来,比篮球还巨大的滴血流星锤！ Sees Wang Yijie to awaken, before long has the medical personnel to walk, makes the health examination to him, after confirming unobstructive, handed over some to calm the nerves effectively the medicine of awaking brain, then delivered one big bottle to have the strong effect resistance to fatigue, the effect can with the functional drink that aphrodisiacs some put together. 看见王义杰惊醒,不一会就有医护人员走过来,给他做身体检查,确认无碍之后,递上一些能过有效安神醒脑的药物,然后再送上一大瓶具备强效抗疲劳,功效都可以和壮阳药有的一拼的功能性饮料。 Here is not the deep city, Yan-Huang Empire this batch participates in the different dimension to kill the player who in measures, may not have Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel sign game cabin these convenient auxiliary extraterrestrial black science and technology, they can only lie on the plank bed, then takes specially-made, the picture full scribblings pattern, heard that an upper band of large share taste plays, according to the flickering setting of Bai Qige is, these have soaked the upper band of liquid medicines, has to calm the nerves the awaking brain, can effective „strengthening” the players Spirit keen strength, can be better to touch the type of nightmare. 这里不是深城,炎黄帝国这一批参加异次元杀阵内测的玩家,可没有嗜血龙驼牌游戏舱这些便利的辅助性外星黑科技,他们只能躺在木板床上,然后带上特制的,画满鬼画符花纹,闻起来一大股药味的头箍来进行游戏,按照白岐歌的忽悠设定就是,这些浸泡过药水的头箍,具备安神醒脑,可以有效的“强化”玩家们精神敏锐力,可以更好触动梦魇之种。 But after dying, these different dimensions kill a player not to have means probably infinite terrifying game player such, can, in the player of game gathers in the community the comforting mind, Bai Qige has not advanced such edition the game, or after the winding, sleeps in dragon Tuo the game maintaining livelihood cabin, the mental effort of losing money making up. 而死了之后,这些异次元杀阵玩家也没办法像是无限恐怖游戏玩家那样,可以在游戏的玩家聚集社区之中安抚心神,白岐歌还没把游戏推到这样的版本呢,或者下线之后,在龙驼牌游戏维生舱内睡一觉,将亏损的心力给补回来。 Every time after dying time one, made one to be nightmare probably, exhausted, Spirit was dispirited, was incapable impotent that is the common matters, although Yan-Huang Empire deeply that side the city is not convenient, but here also had a unignorable merit, that was these players is completely the profession soldier. 每死一次之后,就好像做了一场噩梦一般,心力交瘁,精神不振,体虚无力那都是常见之事,虽然炎黄帝国这边没有深城那边那么便利,但这边却同样有一个不可忽视的优点,那就是这些玩家全部都是职业军人。 Is Spirit dispirited? Exhausted? Is incapable impotent? Did that call the issue? That is really not the issue! 精神不振？心力交瘁？体虚无力？那叫问题？那真不是问题！ Can present the player here, which after the elite who chose ahead of time, in the army soldier king Bugan did not say, but the dauntless man, iron man these titles were the foundation person supposed, hell conscription training in a reality, the situation was more frigid than these permits game after-effects, in Earth various countries, army Spirit civilization construction of Yan-Huang Empire, the tenaciousness and valiance that but ranked among the best, as the elite profession soldier, can only overcome the small problem that these were not worth mentioning by the willpower. 能出现在这里的玩家,哪个不是经过先期挑选出来的精英,军中兵王不敢说,但硬汉,铁汉这些职称都是基础人设了,一个现实中的地狱拉练训练,情况比这些许游戏后遗症惨烈多了,地球诸国中,炎黄帝国的军队精神文明建设,可是数一数二的顽强与彪悍,作为精锐职业军人,光靠意志力都可以克服这些不值一提的小毛病。 They remember own Quest, they are not play the game, they are train, contributes labor and materials for the national defense great undertaking, to protect our homes and defend our country to save the strength, the fighting will is very tenacious, dies one time, the winding knocks one bottle of feeding red cows, online that again can call, takes up the basketball to break through enemy lines. 他们牢记自己的任务,他们不是来玩游戏的,他们是来训练的,是为国防大业添砖加瓦的,是为了保家卫国而积蓄力量,战斗意志别提多顽强,死一次,下线磕一瓶加料红牛,就能嗷嗷叫的再度上线,拿起篮球去冲锋陷阵。 Bai Qige looked expressed admiration, could not bear the sigh, the style of Yan-Huang Empire prime of life, can be inferred in this, then raised 1-2 Grade the transcription difficulty quietly. 就连白岐歌看了都啧啧称奇,忍不住感叹,炎黄帝国春秋鼎盛之风貌,于此可见一斑,然后悄然把副本难度上调了1-2等级。 „Did you die? This is the ninth time that, as far as I know, your death has been first, has what issue, if any that feeds back early!” Does not have the Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel sign game maintaining livelihood cabin, Yan-Huang Empire here indigenous method work, every ten soldier players with one group of military medical personnel, the health status of fixed time monitoring these soldiers, are the recorders of these player game advancements, the researcher, a military doctor takes up Wang Yijie's record, is knitting the brows to say. “你怎么又死了？这已经是第九次了吧,据我所知,你的死亡次数已经位列第一了,有什么问题吗,如果有的话那就及早反馈！”没有嗜血龙驼牌游戏维生舱,炎黄帝国这边土法作业,每十个军人玩家配一组军方医护人员,定时监控这些军人的健康情况,同时也是这些玩家游戏进程的记录者,研究者,一个军医拿起王义杰的记录,然后皱着眉说道。 „Does not have the issue, I just exploded one to equip from the resting coach, but also therefore died one time, was unimportant, had this equipment, can certainly promote the transcription advancement next time significantly!” “没问题,我刚刚从安息教练身上爆了一件装备出来,不过也因此死了一次,不要不要紧,有了这件装备,下一次一定可以大幅度推进副本进程！” The soldiers look extremely heavily to the honor, but this Quest, your majesty Li Taian kisses/intimate the edict, the military head that instructs earnestly, their these police attended in this virtual game to measure, come beforehand to strike one's chest toward the leader much, issued the written pledge to fulfill a military order, the life and death shape that even the life and death disregarded shouted, naturally, this also had the return, if there are, the country did not reward parsimoniously, the military exploit, money, promoted, anything had, even some before many people, rose on the military rank first-level. 军人对荣誉看得极重,而这次任务,陛下李泰安亲下谕旨,军方头头脑脑那更是耳提面命,他们这些军警人员来参加这一次虚拟游戏内测,来之前不少都是向着领导拍了胸脯,下了军令状,甚至连生死置之度外的生死状都喊了出来,当然,这也是有回报的,若有成,国家绝不吝啬奖励,军功,金钱,提拔,什么都有,甚至不乏有人来之前就军衔升一级。 Under this situation, Wang Yijie cannot certainly be stuck a face mosaic oneself by Wet Dream, becomes angry out of shame to begin, was actually exploded a dirty business that by the meteor hammer basketball slamdunks the sanction said that that lost face, but flickered slightly by the subtle and guarded criticism. 在这种背景下,王义杰当然不能将自己被梦遗强糊了一脸马赛克,恼羞成怒动手,却被流星锤篮球爆头灌篮制裁的糗事说出来,那太丢脸了,而是以春秋笔法稍微忽悠了一番。 As soon as that military doctor listens, immediately has profound respect: „Comrade, your death was valuable, according to the existing information can determine, except for searched for in the transcription, on that game aimer resting coach had to distribute Quest, gave the jurisdiction of equipment, but until now, only then you successfully attained the equipment from the resting coach, you can say the Quest flow, after the confirmation, my here can record merit to you!” 那个军医一听,立刻肃然起敬:“同志,你这次死亡非常有价值,根据现有的情报可以确定一点,除了在副本中搜寻,那个游戏引导员安息教练身上具备派发任务,给予装备的权限,但至今为止,只有你成功从安息教练身上拿到装备,你可以将任务流程说出来,验证之后,我这边可以给你记功！” The empire to this time awakens the potential incident quite to regard as important, the game processes of all-the-way tracking these soldiers, if can complete, records merit, in the future will unify to reward, if negative, military law handling, meanwhile has the competition pattern, most end one batch, being probable have must reprove, by enthusiasm that this promotes these soldiers! 帝国对这次唤醒潜能一事相当看重,全程跟踪这些军人的游戏过程,若做得好,记功,日后统一奖赏,若是消极,军法处置,同时还有竞赛模式,最末尾的一批,少不得要训斥,以此来提升这些军人的积极性！ Wang Yijie thinks, the heart of robe Ze sharing joys raises in the heart, then said: „The Quest flow had not determined, but can attempt, direct and resting coach said that wants a privacy protector, if he does not give, shouted abuse while punches him!” 王义杰想了一下,袍泽有福同享之心在心头升起,然后说道:“任务流程尚未确定,不过可以尝试一下,直接和安息教练说想要一个隐私保护器,如果他不给,一边破口大骂一边揍他！” „Shouted abuse? Punches him? Do you attain the equipment?” That military doctor tone subtle rose, as if surprise in Wang Yijie's breadth of spirit, but now this game and no established capturing/raiding, even if also possibly contains some inevitability again strangely, therefore this military doctor earnest Wang Yijie these words recording, then informed, when other player dead winding, told them, making them attempt. “破口大骂？揍他？你是这么拿到装备的？”那个军医语气微妙的上扬了一下,似乎诧异于王义杰的气魄,但现在这款游戏的并没有什么既定的攻略,哪怕再离奇也可能蕴含着某种必然性,所以这个军医认真的将王义杰这句话给记录了下来,然后通知出去,等到其他玩家死下线,就告诉他们,让他们尝试一下。 However that military doctor thought that behind this captured added a note. 不过那个军医想了一下,在这个攻略后面加了一个备注。 【According to the words and deeds attitude of resting coach, the player makes the tragic death probability to be extremely high like this, proposed when this captures flow, the speech look ominous horizontal, the complexion twists, when is very likely to encounter the non- humane treatment of resting coach, the notice please state clearly, making the player choose the attempt or not, suggested to convince the attempt, after 30 cases , conducted the track summary.】 【根据安息教练的言行作风来看,玩家这样做惨死几率极高,提出此攻略流程者,说话时眼神凶横,脸色扭曲,极有可能遭遇到安息教练的不人道待遇,通知时请明说,让玩家自行选择尝试与否,建议说服尝试,三十次案例后再进行跟踪总结。】 Wang Yijie registered in the virtual dreamland space again, just got online, but also without seeing clearly the style of that basketball India, heard the voice of resting coach to resound through the world: 王义杰再度登录到了虚拟梦境空间之中,刚一上线,还没看清那篮球佛国的风貌,就听见安息教练的声音响彻天地: 【 The dreamland world's first non- winding edition renewal started, updates the content one: The players killed fighting to fight in the western roaming dead in the different dimension, will not return the reality again, but in Western Paradise extremely happy basketball India, happy hits not to explode the basketball that convalesced to live, exchange game experience! 【梦境世界第一次不下线版本更新开始了,更新内容一:玩家在异次元杀阵之斗战西游中死去,不会再退回到现实,而是在西天极乐篮球运动佛国中,愉快的打打不会爆炸的篮球,疗养生息,交流游戏经验！ Updates the content two: The different dimension kills fighting to fight the western roaming to conduct the game to optimize, increases the player list, enumerates in the game the most outstanding player! 更新内容二:异次元杀阵之斗战西游进行游戏进行优化,增加玩家榜单,列举游戏中最优秀的玩家！ Updates the content three: In view of the fact that the transcription terrifying mausoleum difficulty is simple, now starts to raise the game difficulty, the mechanism/organization strengthens, the trap strengthens, the monster strengthens, the basketball energy strip duration is shortened along, the explosion power promotion, wish the happiness that fellow players play! 更新内容三:鉴于副本恐怖陵墓难度过于简单,现在开始上调游戏难度,机关强化,陷阱强化,怪物强化,随身篮球能量条持续时间缩短,爆炸威力提升,祝各位玩家玩的愉快！ Updates the content four: In view of the fact that the basketball explodes the pattern to be unitary along, now optimizes, increases ten explosion patterns, when increases the explosion entertainment and ornamental, achieves effect that the floral formula explodes. 】 更新内容四:鉴于随身篮球爆炸模式单一,现在进行优化,增加十种爆炸模式,增加爆炸时的娱乐性和观赏性,达成花式爆炸的效果。】 hears word, Wang Yijie deep breath one breath, then just like other robe Ze, raises up the middle finger suddenly upwards, expressed most incisive despising to the evil intention of this game, but as a soldier, had the difficulty to want on, the difficulty rose dramatically or wants on, shouted loudly one: „Coach, I want to play the basketball!” 闻言,王义杰深呼吸一口气,然后和其他袍泽一样,猛然朝天竖起中指,对这款游戏的恶意表示最淋漓尽致的鄙视,但作为一个军人,有困难要上,难度暴增还是要上,高呼一声:“教练,我想打篮球！” Then by that metal Rubik's cube sending out light, was received and instructed during the game together, in being empty metal room, the resting coach holds their palms together, float sits cross-legged to sit, body Fokuang lingers in the air, performs to reveal the divine monk style, but Wang Yijie knows, this game aimer is only one has the Wet Dream divine monk appearance, sound, with npc of some special effect, because this conduct is crazed, spiritual wisdom as crazy as the extreme, a word does not slaughter at earliest convenience, the player entire abnormal bastard, how can with that intention world, leniency divine monk compare. 然后就被那个金属魔方散发一道光,接引到游戏之中,空无一物的金属房间之中,安息教练双手合十,悬浮盘腿而坐,身上佛光袅绕,尽显神僧风范,但王义杰知道,这个游戏引导员只是一个具备梦遗神僧外貌,声音,和一些特效的npc而已,因为这个行事丧心病狂,神智疯狂到极点,一言不合就大开杀戒,把玩家往死里整的变态王八蛋,怎么能和那个心怀天下,慈悲为怀的神僧比。 The resting coach opens the pupil slowly, said gently: „Milk, you came!” 安息教练缓缓睁开眸子,慈祥说道:“奶子,你又来了！” „I came!” “我来了！” „You should not come!” “你不该来！” „Why I should not come!” “为什么我不该来！” „Because......” resting coach raises the arm suddenly wields, the clothes robe was shattered, switches over the muscle monster shape, the meteor hammer in imposing that in his hand brandishes: „You offended me a moment ago, now also dares to run up to front of me to come the dai Chinese zither? You dislike the world too contamination, wants to rest as soon as possible!” “因为……”安息教练猛然振臂一挥,衣袍破碎,切换成肌肉怪兽形态,流星锤在他手上挥舞的虎虎生风:“你刚才得罪了我,现在还敢跑到我面前来嘚瑟？你是嫌人间太污秽,想要尽快安息是吧！” „Coach, I made a mistake, to the opportunity!” Wang Yijie felt, if before he is not repentant of obediently, it is estimated that this narrow-minded coach, may not see to kill very much one time one time to oneself, Wang Yijie doing utmost makes the own facial expression seem like before the senior official admits mistakes equally sincerely, but he actually forgot, he a face mosaic, does not have the face to see the person now. “教练,我错了,给个机会吧！”王义杰觉得,他要是不乖乖悔悟前非,估计这个小心眼的教练,很有可能对自己见一次杀一次,王义杰竭尽全力让自己的神情看起来像是在长官面前认错一样诚恳,但他却忘记了,他现在一脸马赛克,已经没脸见人了。 The meteor hammer will soon brandish on the last minute to Wang Yijie face, actually stopped suddenly, then the resting coach sighs deeply: „Since you such sincere admitting mistakes, this coach inherited broadminded of main body, forgives you happily, oh, you do not know that this coach a moment ago sad, thought you are a talent, in the game also very diligently, therefore gives you one to be good to equip as the praise specially, actually without thinking, not only without the harvest thanked, fist that instead welcomed with shouting abuse, this coach sadly, that heard this coach saying that you would have no guilt, not thoughts that wanted to make up for the mistake?” 流星锤即将挥舞到王义杰脸上的最后一刻,却猛然停了下来,然后安息教练长叹到:“既然你这么诚恳的认错,本教练继承了本尊的宽宏大量,就痛快的原谅你吧,唉,你都不知道本教练刚才到底有多伤心,原本觉得你是个人才,游戏中也很努力,所以特意给你一个好装备作为嘉奖,却没想到,不仅没有收获感谢,反而迎来的拳头与破口大骂,本教练这个伤心啊,那个,听到本教练这么说,你就没点愧疚感,没点想要弥补过错的心思吗？” „Coach, I now guilty to am not good, how can make up?” Wang Yijie hoodlum, in fact his non- hoodlum is not very good, if it is estimated that he jumps a non- character to come out, it is estimated that the next quarter, that read makes the basketball, wrote the meteor hammer of lethal weapon to pound. “教练,我现在愧疚到不行,要怎么才能弥补？”王义杰很光棍,事实上他不光棍也不行,估计他要是蹦个不字出来,估计下一刻,那读作篮球,写作凶器的流星锤就要砸过来了。 „Un un, you have the thoughts of making up, this coach was very gratified, happen, this coach small Quest want to give you , what look your is, you do not think that this coach wants to use one's office to redress personal grievances, your entire suffering extreme distress, this is possible, does this coach seem like such person? Relax, this is a Quest difficulty is relaxed, reward extremely rich Quest.” “嗯嗯,你有弥补的心思,本教练就很欣慰了,正好,本教练有一个小任务想要交给你,啧,你那是什么眼神,你不会以为本教练想要公报私仇,把你整的死去活来吧,这怎么可能,本教练像是那样的人吗？放心吧,这是一个任务难度轻松愉悦,奖励极其丰富的任务。” The resting coach smiles „mercy” very much, Wang Yijie wants saying that your terrifying to the extreme smile, fiercely to the facial expression of distortion, the words that said that except for punctuation, what but also there is credible? 安息教练笑得很“慈悲”,王义杰很想说,你那恐怖到极点的笑容,狰狞到扭曲的神情,说出来的话,除了标点符号,还有什么是可信的吗？
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