MNAFEO :: Volume #2

#112: Carries on to trick (First Part) by the scientific development concept

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The word of declaring war sends out from the Daxiong mouth, is popular across the country instantaneously, deep City Television station before twice live broadcasts, but shakes across the country, this time makes the interview deceitfully, has violated the Yan-Huang Empire information control method, violated the political trend, many television stations do not dare to retransmit from the start, but nowadays the time technological progress, every smartphone is the common matter, in the cell phones of many downloaded app of deep City Television station. 从大雄口中发出的宣战之言,瞬间红遍大江南北,深城电视台因为前两次直播而名震大江南北,这次给人奸做访谈,已经触犯了炎黄帝国的新闻管制法,违背了政治风向,很多电视台压根就不敢转播,但现今时代科技发展,人手一部智能手机已经是常见之事,很多人的手机中都下载了深城电视台的app。 Although before deep City Television station, is only a second-class local television station, they build the cell phone app public funds, but also was embezzled much by the station manager, the university student who then invited outsourceed the team to do, that app crude to indescribable, the card was cut off various bug to be countless, but a deep City Television station evening became a hit, but did not have the time transfer fund, looked for the specialist team to renew improves app. 虽然深城电视台之前只是一个二流地方电视台,他们打造手机app的公款,还被台长贪污了不少,然后请的大学生外包团队做的,那app简陋到无法形容,卡断掉各种bug不计其数,而深城电视台一夕爆红,但也还没时间划拨资金,找专人团队更新完善app。 But even so, app of deep City Television station as before is the popular headlines of various present downloading rankings, countless people downloaded this app, to look to dare still to commit a crime, positive propaganda, various news about Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel, interview, program! 但即便是这样,深城电视台的app依旧是时下各种下载排行榜的热门头条,无数人下载了这个app,就是为了看胆敢顶风作案,偏正面宣传,各种关于嗜血龙驼的新闻,采访,还有节目！ After the deep City Television station makes the flash news, the mouth ear junction read aloud, many people even walked on the street, turned on the cell phone, on app, with current capacity talk show that looked at the deep City Television station. 所以当深城电视台这边又闹出大新闻之后,口耳交诵,很多人甚至走在街上,就打开手机,上app,用流量看深城电视台的访谈节目。 That host faints, after waking up, does not host the program, Daxiong shows the meditator posture to be in a daze there, was flickered to lamely by Bai Qige to the station manager, transferring the duty becomes Rakshasa Cult „senior” the four great heavenly gods to come to give Daxiong to preside over the interview, in the past a lot of time, but many audience have not actually discovered this window period. 那个主持人晕倒,醒来后死活不主持节目,大雄摆出沉思者姿势在那里发呆,到台长被白岐歌忽悠致瘸,转职成为罗刹教“资深”四大天王前来给大雄主持访谈,过去了不少时间,但其实有很多观众都没有发现这个空窗期。 The reason is very simple, since these days, various deep City Television station app card progress bars, have restarted, the figured screen, the additive device, in various app history had had appearance that the problem, complete does not fall, but now light/only looks at the traffic to rise dramatically, app a time is several seconds has problem, certain has the technical dwelling of ability, because before cannot even bear this point, telephones to the deep City Television station directly, does not ask for money, the friendship optimizes app to them, what a pity is, that science and technology dwelling with enough time take action, here on not promoting a flash news! 原因很简单,这段时间以来,深城电视台app各种卡进度条,重启,花屏,乱码,各种app历史上曾经有过的毛病,全部一个不落的出现过,而现在光看人流量暴增,app更是几秒钟就出一次问题,某些颇有能耐的科技宅,之前因为甚至受不了这一点,直接给深城电视台打电话,所自己不要钱,友情给他们优化一下app,可惜的是,那位科技宅还没来得及出手,这边就搞出一个大新闻了！ Even if disgusting, denounced again, looks in the share of flash news, the audience can only clench jaws, opening time and time again does not have the response app that but restarts frequently automatically, renovates the progress bar that catches repeatedly. 哪怕再恶心,再诟病,看在大新闻的份上,观众还是只能咬牙切齿,一次又一次的打开无反应而经常自动重启的app,一遍又一遍刷新卡住的进度条。 That window period mixes, then, Daxiong that declaring war notice, so resounds through near the ears of many. 那空窗期就是这么混过去的,然后,大雄那宣战布告,就如此响彻在很多人的耳边。 Is incredible, is unbelievable, unthinkable, this is many people's first responses, the secondary reaction is incredible, not real feeling. 不可置信,难以相信,匪夷所思,这是许多人的第一反应,第二反应就是荒诞,不真实的感觉。 Yan-Huang Empire founds a nation for more than 60 years, when the prime of life, national destiny Masataka, does not dare to say four seas peace and happiness, peaceful country and safe people, high moral standard in society, but also is stable, does not have greatly turbulently, naturally, the invasion of Bloodthirsty Dragon Camel so alien not in convention. 炎黄帝国建国六十多年,正值春秋鼎盛,国运正隆,不敢说四海升平,国泰民安,路不拾遗,但也算是稳定,没有大动荡,当然,嗜血龙驼这般外星生物的入侵不在常规之列。 The rule of Yan-Huang Empire just like the breath to strike root in the hearts of the people generally, places nowadays the Yan-Huang Empire people of time, really does not have the means to imagine, some day unexpectedly turns on the cell phone, sees on the television program, unexpectedly presents one to shout that must overthrow the empire to rule, the fierce person who creates the new world so slogan! 炎黄帝国的统治犹如呼吸一般深入人心,身处现今时代的炎黄帝国子民,真的没办法想象,有朝一日居然打开手机,看到电视节目上,居然出现一位喊出要推翻帝国统治,创造新世界这般口号的猛人！ This is the fool's day! So thinking, then to be hearing Daxiong to continue saying: 这是愚人节吗！如此想着,然后就听见大雄继续说道: „I know that you will have doubts, will ridicule, thought I am the madman and lunatic of sleep talking, but I must tell you, our Rakshasa Cult is on this star, has the qualifications to stand in a higher level few, carefully examines the human civilization fit and unfit quality, overlooks the human incorrigbility organization! The reason is very simple, our Rakshasa Cult beginning, is born in that time of origin of man, we even know creation main existence, since ancient active since, in the ancient times, we even by the ignorant person reputation was the god, above the motherland, fought Chi You from Yellow Emperor, from the Dayu's water governance, even if in the antiquity era of West, left the Rakshasa Cult trace, we were the human final surveillants, we were the eternal towermen!” “我知道你们会疑惑,会嘲笑,觉得我是梦呓的狂人与疯子,但是我要告诉你们,我们罗刹教是这个星球上,屈指可数有资格可以站在更高的层面上,审视人类文明优劣,俯瞰人类劣根性的组织！原因很简单,我们罗刹教的开端,诞生于人类起源的那个时代,我们甚至亲知晓造物主的存在,从古活跃至今,在古代,我们甚至被愚昧之人誉之为神,在华夏大地之上,从黄帝大战蚩尤,从大禹治水,哪怕是在西方的上古纪元,都留下了罗刹教的痕迹,我们是人类最终监督者,我们是永恒的守望者！” Daxiong these words, the introduction makes one shock, even is dumbfounded, let alone others, Daxiong look at the electronic screen, repeats these words time, is the shock, after a while , to continue the lines that repeats on the electronic screen to demonstrate. 大雄这番话,开篇就让人震撼不已,甚至目瞪口呆,别说其他人了,大雄看着电子屏幕,复述这段话的时候,也是震惊不已,好一阵子之后,才继续复述着电子屏幕上显示的台词。 „Rakshasa Cult walks in the land, is performing the authority, this is the history that a period of time submerges, the innumerable years later, have been hidden by the person in power of knowing the circumstances of the matter in every possible way, but, we are not parsimonious in announce the truth to anybody, all can listen respectfully to human of words, please maintain a solemn and respectful heart, listens attentively to the initial origin, before ancient, among the remote antiquity years, great of some named arrival existed to arrive at Earth, It was the light of primary, the initial good, the sacredness of origin, that existed to remould the biosphere of Earth greatly, broadcast the type of life, the creation. Nowadays the time calls it the life species of dinosaur, that is a radiant era! Happy and good, under guidance that has greatly, the dinosaur even develops the preliminary civilization! They explore the world, explores the starry sky, explores all that arrival is making them create!” “罗刹教行走于大地,行使着职权,这是一段时光淹没的历史,无数年下来,一直被知情的当权者百般掩藏,但是,我们不吝啬于向任何人宣告真相,所有能够聆听到话语的人类啊,请你们保持一颗肃穆的心,倾听最初的起源吧,在亘古之前,遥远的上古年间,某个名为降临者的伟大存在来到了地球,祂是原初的光,初始的善,起源的神圣,那个伟大存在重塑了地球的生物圈,播下生命之种,创造现今时代称之为恐龙的生命物种,那是一个璀璨的纪元！美好而善良,在伟大存在的教导之下,恐龙甚至发展出初步的文明！它们探索世界,探索星空,探索着降临者让他们创造的一切！” Bai Qige types on the keyboard there, only feels in the brain hole to spray the continuous inspiration, hi arrives seriously, is only difficult for Daxiong, he is repeating the lines that these Bai Qige hit with fictionalizing the historical setting, only thought that the corners of the mouth pull out! 白岐歌在那里敲键盘,只觉得脑洞里喷射出源源不断的灵感,嗨到不得了,只是难为了大雄,他在复述这些白岐歌打出来的台词与虚构历史设定,只觉得嘴角一抽一抽的！ Because he thought that following Bai Qige that side lines, the result 99% will move toward human actually by such a result that the alien creates, not only in fact Daxiong, outside these audience, overwhelming majority raised so the idea. 因为他觉得接下来白岐歌那边的台词,结局90%九都会走向人类其实是被外星人创造的这么一个结局,事实上不只是大雄,外面那些观众,绝大部分都升起了这般想法。 „But the good outlook did not last long, the enemy of great arrival also arrived at Earth, that is the named abyss swallows star the terrifying to exist, It spreads in the universes is dark and terrifying, swallows all light and lives! Is the absolute evil and disaster hardship! Great arrival and abyss swallow the star war, that is happened on Earth, had not been recorded by any history, the true history that our these obtain the extraterrestrial to inherit the influence that know only......” “但好景不长,伟大降临者的敌人也来到了地球,那是名为深渊吞星者的恐怖存在,祂在宇宙间散布黑暗与恐怖,吞噬一切光明与生命！是绝对的邪恶与灾厄！伟大降临者与深渊吞星者大战,那是发生在地球上,不曾被任何历史所记载,唯独我们这些获得外星传承的势力才知晓的真正历史……” „That is an earth-shaking war, great arrival and dinosaur civilization unite efforts, repelled the abyss to swallow the attack of star three times, then the abyss swallowed star to cope with great arrival, It took an Earth lifeform as the template, founded an evil living body fight weapon, depended on these evil body war weapons, the coordinate abyss swallows the star terrifying the dark strength, routed great arrival, complementary waves of ultimate war, even swept away the entire Earth, a dinosaur clan thorough destruction, that was the end of your mouth Middle Jurassic era, true colors of that end, by Earth. For the War of the Worlds that the battlefield launches......” “那是一场惊天动地的大战,伟大降临者与恐龙文明协力,三次击退了深渊吞星者的进攻,然后深渊吞星者为了对付伟大降临者,祂以地球一种生物为模板,创建了一种邪恶的生体战斗兵器,靠着这些邪恶的身体战争兵器,配合深渊吞星者恐怖的黑暗力量,击溃了伟大降临者,终极一战的余波,甚至横扫了整个地球,将恐龙一族彻底覆灭,那是你们口中侏罗纪纪元的终结,那场终结的真面目,就是以地球为战场展开的星际战争……” These sit in front of the television, holds the audience of cell phone, at this moment is a face compels ignorant, the origin of man topic was so high-end, but also pulls the War of the Worlds, that is keeps the audience from reflecting! 那些坐在电视机面前,捧着手机的观众,此刻全是一脸懵逼,人类起源这般话题本就高端,还扯到星际战争,那更是让观众们无法反映过来！ Really!? False!? But suddenly, the audience are unable to draw the conclusion! Only then continues to listen to that Daxiong to narrate unceasingly! 真的！？假的！？但骤然之间,观众们都无法下定论！只有继续听着那大雄不断叙说着！ „After that war, great arrival has not fallen from the sky, It has the remaining dinosaur life, fled Earth, but that abyss swallowed star also to chase down! The true history launches from this moment, these by the abyss swallows the star creation the evil living body fight weapon, some survived! Had not been swallowed the star recycling by the abyss, has not fallen from the sky at the war, but in the dinosaur had exterminated on Earth, lived! Yes, you have guessed correctly, human, is the abyss swallows the star creation, is used to cope with great arrival and dinosaur civilization evil war weapon the descendant of!” “那场大战之后,伟大降临者并没有陨落,祂带着残余的恐龙生命,逃离了地球,而那个深渊吞星者也追杀了过去！真正的历史从这一刻展开,那些被深渊吞星者创造出来的邪恶生体战斗兵器,有一些残存了下来！并没有被深渊吞星者回收,也没有陨落于战争,而是在恐龙已经灭绝了的地球上,活了下来！是的,你们已经猜到了,人类,就是深渊吞星者创造出来,用来对付伟大降临者与恐龙文明的邪恶战争兵器的后裔！” Everyone is shocked, suspected own ear made a mistake, even Daxiong were stunned, looks at the electronic screen repeatedly, for fear that oneself made a mistake, you must say that human is creation of that great arrival, that can also to accept, finally you said that human is the evil abyss swallows the star manufacture the evil living body war weapon, this made one accept cannot. 所有人都大跌眼镜,怀疑自己耳朵是不是出错了,甚至连大雄自己都愕然了,反复看电子显示屏,生怕自己是不是搞错了,你要说人类是那个伟大降临者的造物,那还能让人接受,结果你说人类是邪恶深渊吞星者制造出来的邪恶生体战争兵器,这就让人接受不能了。 The craziest hollywood directors do not dare to make this movie!? But at present some people publicize unexpectedly seriously! The brought echo can be imagined! 连最疯狂的好莱坞导演都不敢拍这种电影！？但眼下居然有人当真相来宣扬了！带来的反响可想而知！ The brain hole as big only has hole Bai Qige as the neck above, hi the skin to is fictionalizing the history there incorrect, on Earth also no one can stop him to continue reckless in any case now with flickering, although he has not chosen Fate Laws to give his flickering god stick revering profession, but does not represent his flickering skill to fall, flickering of this level, cannot certainly all talk and no action, must point out some „powerfully” the evidence showed that own makes out of whole cloth „history that” comes! 脑洞大到脖子之上只剩下一个洞的白岐歌,在那里嗨皮到不行的虚构着历史,反正现在地球上也没有谁能够制止他继续口胡与忽悠,虽然他没有选择天命法则给他的忽悠神棍尊者职业,但并不代表他的忽悠功力有所下跌,这种层次的忽悠,当然不能空口说白话,还是要举出一些“有力”的证据来证明自己的瞎编而来的“历史”的！ „Feels incredible? Feels unthinkable? Thought that isn't able to understand? Thought this is only a filling the heavens lie? The descendant of evil living body fight weapon, stupid human, opens your own eyes, carefully examines own Race altogether same sex, studies the own instinct, in the ancient times, the first ancestor scattering in all directions world of human, actually took the same path as if by prior agreement, competes, murders, destroys! Swallows to grow oneself who can see, language, writing, history, myth, before has not exchanged, scattered in all directions took the highly consistent path in human of the world! Because of the root of human, is consistent......” “觉得不可置信吗？觉得匪夷所思吗？觉得无法理解吗？是否觉得这只是一个弥天谎言？邪恶生体战斗兵器的后裔,愚蠢的人类啊,睁大你们自己的双眼,去审视自己的种族共同性,研究自己的天性,在古代,人类的始祖四散天下,却不约而同的走上了同样的道路,去争夺,去杀伐,去毁灭！吞噬所能见到的一切来成长自己,语言,文字,历史,神话,在未曾相互交流之前,四散于天下的人类走上了高度一致的道路！因为人类的根源,都是一致的……” „Human stems from the evil living body fight weapon, within the body is rooted in the evil fight instinct, the aggression is becoming second nature, is to destroy all existences since birth, you open the history book, from you thinks that is that phase of history of human beginning starts to study, do a lot of years ago human, what have to distinguish with human of this time? The so-called civilization is only a joke, advanced of productive forces, the progress of science and technology, was born more commodities, but bred more human, caused many species invaded extinctions, is angry to like hating corruptly crazily, essence ancient such as one, in the ancient times, gave the family/home the country principle of righteousness, banner and person for the good of the people and country manipulated strategically, to various country gambling of nowadays time, opens the history book, you now all actions, all choices, are only a lot of years ago has had repetition time and time again, human, in the future will also certainly so!” “人类源于邪恶生体战斗兵器,体内根植着邪恶的战斗本能,侵略成性,生来就是要毁灭一切的存在,你们翻开历史书,从你们认为是人类开端的那一段历史开始研究,千百年前的人类,与这个时代的人类有什么区别？所谓的文明只是一个笑话,生产力的先进,科技的进步,诞生了更多的物资,只是孕育了更多的人类,导致了更多物种被侵略的灭绝而已,贪嗔爱恨痴,本质亘古如一,古代,赋予家国大义,为国为民的旗号与人勾心斗角,到现今时代的诸国博弈,翻开历史书,你们现在一切的所作所为,一切选择,都只是千百年前发生过一次又一次的重复,人类,未来也必将如此！” „A lot of years ago, human takes the sword, invades, competes, slaughters, destroys, now, depends upon the firearm, is the invariable aggression slaughters as before destroys! Even in the future, human enters the interstellar time by luck, same will not have any change, is driving the galaxy battleship, is the aggression competes and slaughters as before! This is the human timeless Race characteristics!” “千百年前,人类拿着刀剑,去侵略,去争夺,去杀戮,去毁灭,现在,依靠热兵器,依旧是不变的侵略杀戮毁灭！就算是未来,人类侥幸进入星际时代,一样不会有任何改变,开着星河战舰,依旧是侵略争夺与杀戮！这就是人类亘古不变的种族特点！”
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