In theater box. 包厢里。 vermilion Cong and willow Yiyi eat while chat. 朱聪与柳依依一边吃一边聊。 willow Yiyi was more than one year of matchmaker, but matchmaker occupation most exercises emotional quotient, now her emotional quotient compared with last year has been no comparison between them, the words that said made one bathe in fresh air. 柳依依做了一年多的红娘,而红娘这份职业是最锻炼情商的,如今她的情商跟去年相比已经不可同日而语了,说出来的话都让人如沐春风。 vermilion Cong emotional quotient is ordinary, not crossing the river Grandmaster has said willow Yiyi fondness to him in detail, so long as he picks up the topic that two people are interested, chatted naturally speculates. 朱聪的情商一般,不过江大师详细跟他说过柳依依的喜好,他只要从中挑出两人感兴趣的话题,聊得自然就投机了。 Food gets down, two people have been familiar. 一顿饭下来,两人都已经熟悉起来了。 vermilion Cong smiles was saying: „Reluctant to part, what in the afternoon do you want to eat? I idle now bored, prepares to spend the time to inquire about the good food provincial capital here, later every day wants to eat anything to tell me, I eat with you together.” 朱聪微笑着说道:“依依,下午你想吃什么？我现在闲得无聊,准备花时间在省城这里探寻美食,以后每天想吃什么就跟我说,我跟你一起去吃。” willow Yiyi said with a smile: „Ok, you inquired about slowly, in the afternoon thinks eats anything again to you telephone.” 柳依依笑道:“行,那你慢慢探寻,下午想到吃什么再给你电话。” „I did not disturb you to work, we made in the afternoon again.” “那我就不打扰你工作了,咱们下午再约。” „Un, good, I walked!” “嗯,好的,那我走了！” „Bye!” “再见！” „Bye!” “再见！” ...... …… Some Xixiangtang community. 西乡塘某住宅小区。 Li three fat look dark lying down however on sofa motionless, in the mind recalled that some girl rejects his picture, although this can be said as his expected, discomfort that but in the heart could not say. 李三胖神色暗然的躺在沙发上一动不动,脑海中回想起某个女孩拒绝他的画面,虽然这一幕可以说是他的意料之中,但心中还是说不出的难受。 This actually girls, blamed he himself no wonder too fat. 这其实怪不得人家女孩,都怪他自己长得太胖了。 Li three fat 1.73 meters in height, the body weight actually exceeded 250 jin (0.5 kg), this stature some can be imagined much ugly/difficult to look at, he has been unrequited loving a girl, but before , does not dare to vindicate, feared vindicated the later friend has not resulted in does. 李三胖身高1米73,体重却超过了两百五十斤,这身材有多难看可想而知,他一直暗恋着一个女孩,只是以前一直不敢表白,怕表白之后朋友都没得做。 But, after knowing the girl likes on others, Li three were fat anxious, braves to lose the risk of friend, arouses the courage to vindicate that to the girl...... the result does not have the miracle to happen, the girl rejected him without hesitation. 可是,在知道女孩喜欢上别人之后,李三胖急了,冒着失去朋友的风险,鼓足勇气向女孩表白……结果没有奇迹发生,女孩毫不犹豫的拒绝了他。 Girl's original words saying like this: Three fat, you are very good, but I could not accept my boyfriend long is so fat, this belt/bring will be ridiculed, therefore sorry! 女孩的原话是这样说的:三胖,你人很好,但我接受不了自己的男朋友长这么胖,这带出去会被人嘲笑的,所以对不起了！ Can the girls the words speaking of this share, what Li three fat also speak? Only can helpless accepts this fact, then goes home the licking wound silently. 人家女孩把话说到这个份上了,李三胖还能说什么呢？只能无奈的接受这个事实,然后回家默默的舔伤口。 Has not known how long, family's gate was opened, a form of plump walked, that is his mother, one 1 meter in height 61, the body weight actually Gundam/reaches as high as 238 jin (0.5 kg) female fatty. 不知过了多久,家里的门被打开,一个圆滚滚的身影走了进来,那是他的母亲,一个身高只有1米61,体重却高达238斤的女胖子。 Reason that Li three fat are long such fat, the parents inherited occupied a large part of reasons, his father was also a body weight Gundam/reaches as high as 270 jin (0.5 kg) big fatty. 李三胖之所以长得这么胖,父母遗传占据了很大一部分原因,他的父亲也是一个体重高达270斤的大胖子。 „Does son, how get off work today such early?” Ms. Li raises the vegetable/dish of full sack to ask. “儿子,今天怎么下班这么早？”李母提着满满一大袋的菜问道。 Li three return fat said: „I ask for leave today.” 李三胖回道:“我今天请假了。” Ms. Li places on the vegetable/dish the table, asked: „Why asks for leave? Your isn't healthy?” 李母把菜放在桌上,问道:“为什么请假？你身体不舒服吗？” Li three sighed fat: „Body is all right, is sad, does not want to go to work.” 李三胖叹了口气道:“身体没事,就是心情不好,不想上班。” Ms. Li takes the towel to wipe away sweat, while walks asking of care: „What's the matter son, how suddenly sadly? What matter came across?” 李母一边拿着毛巾擦汗,一边走过来关心的问道:“咋回事啊儿子,怎么突然间就心情不好了？遇到什么事情了吗？” Li three knows fat , if not talk clearly, his mother must ask the morning, then brief and to the point saying: „Was lovelorn!” 李三胖知道要是不说清楚,他老妈得问上半天,便言简意赅的说道:“失恋了！” Ms. Li hears word said with amazement: „Was lovelorn? Was the son, when you in love? How doesn't mother know?” 李母闻言惊讶道:“失恋了？儿子,你什么时候谈恋爱了？妈怎么不知道啊？” Li three fat say/way: „Also no stipulation said that must be in love to be lovelorn, I vindicate to a liking girl today, was rejected, this was also lovelorn.” 李三胖道:“也没规定说要谈过恋爱才能失恋啊,我今天向一个喜欢的女孩表白,被拒绝了,这也算是失恋了。” Ms. Li suddenly, comforts to say immediately: „Son of being all right, she rejects that is her loss, turn head we look to be better.” 李母恍然,随即安慰道:“没事的儿子,她拒绝那是她的损失,回头咱找个更好的。” Li three fat sighed spookily: „Mother, you don't me, when the child coaxed, my ugly/difficult to look at build, wants to look for a partner too to be really difficult, which miss has to take a liking to my such fatty?” 李三胖幽幽叹道:“妈,你就别把我当孩子哄了,就我这难看的体型,想找个对象真的太难了,有哪位姑娘瞧得上我这样的胖子啊？” Ms. Li silent, said: „Son, we could not find the slender miss, that looks for the fat miss, like this everyone do not shut out anyone, is together also with ease, does not need the time to have scruples the idea of opposite party.” 李母沉默了一下,说道:“儿子,咱们找不到苗条姑娘,那就找胖姑娘,这样大家谁也甭嫌弃谁,相处起来也轻松,不用时刻顾忌对方的想法。” Li three fat long sighing, said: „ Mother, if I also ask a fat miss to get married, your grandson granddaughter most likely is also the big fatty, I have received enough the vision of others difference in the process of growth from infancy to maturity, does not want to make my child continue my old route. 李三胖长长的叹了口气,说道:“妈,要是我也找个胖姑娘结婚,那你的孙子孙女十有八九也是大胖子,我从小到大在成长的过程中已经受够了别人异样的目光,不想让我的孩子继续走我的老路了。 Moreover, obese really quite ugly, I do not want to marry a tonnage to come back compared with I also exaggerating wife. ” 而且,肥胖是真的好丑啊,我不想娶个吨位比我还夸张的老婆回来。” Ms. Li clenches teeth saying: „We look for the slender miss, so long as the time depth, the iron rod grinds to the needle, we seek in every way, can always find does not shut out your obese miss.” 李母咬牙道:“那咱就找苗条姑娘,只要功夫深,铁杆磨成针,咱们多方寻找,总能找到不嫌弃你肥胖的姑娘。” Li three fat face pessimistic saying: „Mother, this is a world that looks at the face, in the short and stout clown, fat is most discriminated, even violates the law in the island country (Japan) obese, must fine. Although our country does not have the stipulation of this rare and beautiful flowers, but the fatty really does not have the human rights, is discriminated in the school, having the society was equally discriminated, wants to look does not shut out my obese miss to be easier said than done!” 李三胖一脸悲观的说道:“妈,这是一个看脸的世界,矮胖丑中,胖是最受歧视的,在岛国肥胖甚至犯法,要罚款的。咱们国家虽然没有这种奇葩的规定,但胖子是真的没人权,在学校受歧视,出了社会一样受歧视,想找不嫌弃我肥胖的姑娘谈何容易啊！” Ms. Li said comfortably: „Son should not be too pessimistic, in this world what person has, some girls can not care about the secular vision to marry greatly she dozens -year-old person, we are much longer, couldn't have compared a being on the verge of death old person?” 李母宽慰道:“儿子你也不要太悲观,这个世界上什么样的人都有,有些姑娘可以不在乎世俗眼光嫁给大她几十岁的老人,咱们不过是长得肥胖而已,难道还比不上一个行将就木的老人？” Li three fat say/way: „Mother, others that is for money, rather than really had a liking for the old person.” 李三胖道:“妈,人家那是为了钱,而不是真的看上了老人。” Ms. Li said: „ I know mostly girls who marry the old person for money, but I had read a news, a no money old person, married to be young in the same old way he dozens -year-old woman. 李母道:“我知道大部分嫁给老人的姑娘都是为了钱,但我曾经看过一个新闻,一个没什么钱的老人,照样娶了个年轻他几十岁的女人。 Can't the man who some clowns cannot eat meal, marry longer in the same old way much the woman? 还有一些丑得吃不下饭的男人,不是照样能娶到长得不错的女人？ Therefore, should not be too pessimistic, turn head I find the person to introduce the object to you, we cast a net broadly, always has the opportunity net to the satisfied marriage partner. ” 所以,不要太悲观,回头我就找人给你介绍对象,咱们广撒网,总有机会网罗到满意的结婚对象。” Li three thinks also to feel reasonable fat, as the saying goes the same meter/rice raises hundred types of people, in this world will definitely have does not shut out his obese miss, looked that he does have the ability to look from the crowd her. 李三胖想想也觉得有道理,俗话说一样米养百样人,这世上肯定会有不嫌弃他肥胖的姑娘,就看他有没有能力把她从人群中找出来罢了。 Saw the son to buoy up, Ms. Li felt relieved saying: „Ok, I first prepared food, turn head waited for your father to come back, we studied again well this issue.” 见儿子振作起来了,李母才放心道:“行了,我先去做饭,回头等你爸回来了,咱们再好好研究一下这个问题。” ...... …… Some hotel wedding banquet. 某酒店的婚宴现场。 A pair of rookie is holding the ceremony on the stage, the bride puts on drags the nuptial dress pure white, graceful, charming moving, is holding hands with the bridegroom with a face all smiles, moves toward the assembly hall. 一对新人正在台上举行仪式,新娘穿着洁白拖地婚纱,婀娜多姿,妩媚动人,正和新郎笑容满面地牵着手,走向礼堂。 At this time, under the stage the guest is full, everyone applauds for the rookie blesses. 此时,台下宾客满座,大家都鼓掌为新人祝福。 Sits a man in a corner under stage, although wears the mask, still cannot cover the men's handsome face. The male entire journey has not spoken, looks desolate, in the look has the helplessness, moved, grieved, is also exuding the tears indistinctly. 在台下的一个角落里坐着一名男子,尽管戴着口罩,依然遮挡不住男子英俊的脸庞。男子全程都没有说话,神情落寞,眼神里有无奈,伤感,心痛,隐约还泛着泪光。 However, he still calmly sees the bride steadily, perhaps this whole life, this was the last time opportunity, before the short distance calmly looks like this , the girlfriend. 不过,他依然目不转睛地静静地看着新娘,或许这辈子,这是最后一次机会,近距离这样静静地看着前女友了。 Passed today, she is others' wife, others most loved. 过了今天,她就是别人的妻子,别人的最爱了。 This man 's name is Wu handsome, is on the stage bride's former boyfriend. 这男子名叫吴俊,是台上新娘的前男友。 Actually, the bride marries today, before has not invited his , the boyfriend attended the wedding, is Wu handsome before friend there heard the girlfriend must get married, then attended her wedding before the girlfriend. 其实,新娘今天结婚,并没有邀请他这个前男友过来参加婚礼,是吴俊从朋友那里听说前女友要结婚,便背着前女友过来参加她的婚礼。 At this time, Wu handsome sits under the stage sees the bride, but the bride did not know his existence. 此时,吴俊坐在台下看着新娘,只不过新娘一直都不知道他的存在。 Saw that puts on the nuptial dress more beautiful much the bride, in Wu Junxin pains, he loved one another for several years with the bride, two people sentiment has been very good, has reached the situation of being married. 看到穿着婚纱美得惊人的新娘,吴俊心中隐隐作痛,他跟新娘相恋了好几年,两人感情一直都很好,已经走到了谈婚论嫁的地步了。 Only pitifully, the sentiment cannot stand off the reality after all, because Wu handsome cannot afford the marriage room, cannot put out the high bridegroom's gift to bride's family that the father-in-law mother-in-law requests, finally two people arrived at that step of bidding good-bye inevitably. 只可惜,感情终归是敌不过现实,吴俊因为买不起婚房,也拿不出岳父岳母所要求的高额彩礼,最终两人还是不可避免的走到了分手的那一步。 Looks that the beloved woman marries others is the wife, Wu Junzhen feels like a knife twisting in the heart. 看着心爱的女人嫁给他人为妻,吴俊真的心如刀割。 What makes his sad is, he carefully observed the bride, discovered that the entire wedding conducts the process, others are happily, looked that bridegroom's look was full of the affections, simply not by him before her the influence of that sentiment. 更让他伤心的是,他仔细观察了新娘,发现整个婚礼举办过程,人家都是开开心心的,看新郎的眼神都充满了爱意,根本没有受他跟她之前那段感情的影响。 Also does not know that is she does not love him, she went out of the influence of that sentiment quickly. 也不知道是她根本不爱他,还是她那么快就走出了那段感情的影响。 No matter which type, are not related with him. 不管是哪一种,都跟他没关系了。 Wu handsome sat a long time in corner there not without making a sound, formally starts until the banquet, the happy pair changes the clothes prepares to propose a toast, he sets out silently to depart. 吴俊在角落那里一声不吭的坐了老半天,直到酒席正式开始,新郎新娘换好衣服准备敬酒的时候,他才起身默默离去。 ...... …… After a half hour . 半个小时后。 Before bakes the booth, Wu handsome is drinking the beer one after another, he thinks three months, he should put aside that sentiment, may the girlfriend before seeing with one's own eyes get married, he will feel very uncomfortable. 一家烧烤摊前,吴俊一杯接一杯的喝着啤酒,他原本以为过去了三个月,他应该已经放下了那段感情,可在亲眼看到前女友结婚,他心里还是会感到非常难受。 Before the same place, he had also fantasized before , the girlfriend put on the nuptial dress the appearance, that should very be beautiful. 以前在一起的时候,他还幻想过前女友穿婚纱的样子,那应该会很美。 But the fact showed, is truly beautiful, what a pity the bridegroom is not he. 而事实证明,确实很美,可惜新郎不是他。 Wu handsome recalls the tips that nearby the girlfriend was together for these years, while is filling the liquor toward the mouth, unknowingly he has had tears streaming down the face. 吴俊一边回忆着跟前女友这几年来相处的点点滴滴,一边往嘴里灌着酒,不知不觉他就已经泪流满面。 Quick, five bottles of beer then bottomed, Wu handsome also has the feeling of being drunk, shouts: „Boss, comes five bottles of beer again.” 很快,五瓶啤酒便见底了,吴俊也已经有了醉意,喊道:“老板,再来五瓶啤酒。” Bakes the boss in booth is a 40-year-old middle-aged person, now time also early, only then Wu handsome this guest, therefore Wu handsome action he has watched, hears Yankai two bottles of beer walked. 烧烤摊的老板是一个40多岁的中年人,现在时间还早,就只有吴俊这一个客人,因此吴俊的举动他一直看在眼里,闻言开了两瓶啤酒走过去。 „Guest, a person drinks the alcohol to drown one's sorrows to be easy to be drunk, I accompany you to drink two cups.” “客人,一个人喝闷酒容易醉,我陪你喝两杯。” Wu handsome happen to have at this time to the desire that the person leans to state, bakes spreads the boss to come just right, after two people did one glass of liquor, saying with a smile that he self-ridicules: „I am really silly, before bidding good-bye also participated, girlfriend's wedding, doesn't this look oppressively?” 吴俊此时正好有向人倾述的欲望,烧烤摊老板来得正好,两人干了一杯酒后,他才自嘲的笑道:“我真傻啊,分手了还去参加前女友的婚礼,这不是找虐吗？” Baked spreads looked at his one eyes that the boss sympathized, had seen that this guest was the sentiment has problems, but has not thought that received the stimulation at the former girlfriend's wedding. 烧烤摊老板同情的看了他一眼,早就看出这客人是感情出了问题,但没想到是在前女友的婚礼上受到了刺激。 „Brothers, past had passed, sees through, you grow such gracefully, but also feared that couldn't find the girlfriend?” “兄弟,过去的已经过去了,看开点,你长得这么帅,还怕找不到女朋友吗？” Wu handsome smiles bitterly saying: „Growing leads to be useful, cannot purchase homes, to the bridegroom's gift to bride's family, fell in love with several years of girlfriend also to put into others' arms, becomes others' wife, this world eventually was the money-first world.” 吴俊苦笑道:“长得帅有什么用,买不起房,给不起彩礼,相爱几年的女友也投入了别人的怀抱,成为了别人的妻子,这个世界终究是金钱至上的世界。” Bakes the booth old plank road: „Brothers, this society truly is very richly important, but should not be too pessimistic, is not all girls regards as important money.” 烧烤摊老板道:“兄弟,这个社会有钱确实很重要,不过你也不要太悲观,也不是所有姑娘都这么看重钱的。” The Wu handsome one-sided liquor said at the same time: „Perhaps really has the miss not to regard as important money, however such miss were too few, perhaps my this lifetime did not have the opportunity to meet.” 吴俊一边倒酒一边说道:“或许真有姑娘不看重钱,但是那样的姑娘太少了,我这辈子恐怕是没机会遇上了。” Old plank road: „That is uncertain, do the brothers you know Grandmaster river? To look with oneself has the object of same three view, that looks for Grandmaster river right, he can certainly help you look for a satisfied object.” 老板道:“那倒不一定,兄弟你知道江大师吗？想找跟自己有着相同三观的对象,那找江大师准没错,他一定能帮你物色个满意的对象。” Wu Junhuang shook the somewhat dizzy head, asked: „Grandmaster river? Who is this is coming?” 吴俊晃了晃有些晕的脑袋,问道:“江大师？这是谁来着？” Boss introduced: „Grandmaster river is our Guangxi province most famous matchmaker Grandmaster, has very big fame in the nation, helping many big star big rich and powerful people act as a matchmaker, what he most excels is the marriage affinity calculated, if you want to look for the partner to get married, that looks for Grandmaster river is right.” 老板介绍道:“江大师是咱们桂省最有名的媒人大师,在全国都有着非常大的名气,帮很多大明星大富豪都做过媒,他最擅长的是姻缘推算,你要是想找对象结婚,那找江大师是准没错的。” Wu handsome said with amazement: „Our Gui does Sheng have such fierce matchmaker Grandmaster? How haven't I heard to cross?” 吴俊惊讶道:“咱们桂省还有这么厉害的媒人大师？我怎么从来没听人说起过啊？” The boss said with a smile: „Then you compares on behalf of the guest little watches the news, light/only has several stars to announce the marriage news this year, the matchmakers are Grandmaster river, the people of attention news know slightly.” 老板笑道:“那代表客人你比较少关注新闻,光今年就有好几个明星公布婚讯,媒人都是江大师,稍微关注新闻的人都知道。” Wu handsome carries the liquor saying: „Thanks the boss to inform, does not know that you do have the address of Grandmaster river?” 吴俊端起酒道:“谢谢老板告知,不知道你有没有江大师的地址？” The boss carried the liquor to bump with him, said: „Grandmaster river opened a matrimonial agency by the train, the address of matrimonial agency online had, you searched to know casually.” 老板端起酒跟他碰了一下,说道:“江大师在火车旁边开了一家婚介所,婚介所的地址网上就有,你随便搜一下就知道了。” Wu handsome carries the liquor to toss down, „thanks the boss to direct, if I really can find the satisfied object through Grandmaster river, at the appointed time leads the wife to come to you to support again.” 吴俊端起酒一饮而尽,“谢谢老板指点,我要是真能通过江大师找到满意的对象,到时再带老婆过来给你捧场。” The boss haha said with a smile: „Ok, I wait for you to lead the wife to support.” 老板哈哈笑道:“行,那我等着你带老婆过来捧场。” ...... …… Is the night, some funeral parlor. 是夜,某殡仪馆。 leaf Tong( with that miss of medical examiner) supports big belly with colleague season Fei chats, she has 56 months of pregnancy, but she also goes to work now as usual. 叶彤(配法医的那位姑娘)挺着个大肚子跟同事季菲聊天,她已经有五六个月的身孕了,不过现在她还照常上班。 „Luxuriant, for a long time, haven't you been able to forget your net love object?” “菲菲,都这么长时间了,你还没能忘记你的那位网恋对象吗？” season Feidao: „Has forgotten similarly.” 季菲道:“已经忘得差不多了。” leaf Tongdao: „Since has forgotten similarly, do not waste the time, hurries to ask Grandmaster river to you to introduce that an object, I told you, living person touched to be possible the deceased person to be healthier.” 叶彤道:“既然已经忘得差不多了,那你就别浪费时间了,赶紧找江大师给你介绍个对象吧,我告诉你,活人的身体摸起来可比死人要舒服多了。” season Fei nods saying: „Ok, even if you do not raise, I still planned that told you, was the time looks for a partner, otherwise this way really no one wanted.” 季菲点头道:“行吧,就算你不提,我也打算跟你说,也是时候找个对象了,要不然再这样下去就真的没人要了。” leaf Tong said excitedly: „Decided good, I call Grandmaster river, making him look for an object for you well.” 叶彤兴奋道:“决定了就好,那我打电话给江大师,让他替你好好物色个对象。” Saying, leaf Tong then pulls out the cell phone, pulled out to make the telephone of Grandmaster river. 说着,叶彤便掏出手机,拔通了江大师的电话。 Saying that a telephone connection, leaf Tong then comes straight to the point: „Grandmaster river, my colleague also wants to ask you to act as a matchmaker, does not know that you do facilitate to meet?” 电话一接通,叶彤便开门见山的说道:“江大师,我一个同事也想请你做媒,不知道你方不方便接？” Grandmaster river said with a smile: „Having anything is not convenient, you told me the situation that you work together, I turn head look for the right object, calls to tell you.” 江大师笑着说道:“有什么不方便的,那你就跟我说说你同事的情况,我回头物色到合适的对象,就打电话告诉你。” leaf Tongying, then introduced: „I work together am season Fei, this year is 26 years old, 1.63 meters in height, the stature is learned very much, is long, can be called is a beautiful woman, she went to work in the funeral parlor has 45 years.” 叶彤应了一声,然后介绍道:“我同事名叫季菲,今年26岁,身高1米63,身材还是很有料的,长得也可以,称得上是一位美女,她在殡仪馆上班已经有四五年了。” Grandmaster river said: „You send her recent picture to me.” 江大师道:“你把她的最近照片发一张给我。” season Fei also heard, pulls out the cell phone hastily, she will illuminate attractive picture to leaf Tongfa in the near future the quite. 季菲也听到了,连忙掏出手机,给叶彤发了一张她近期照得比较漂亮的照片。 leaf Tong retransmitted the past to Grandmaster river, continued saying: „Grandmaster river, our occupations you are know, before my colleague, in online mentioned the net love with a male student, chatted very well, finally before the reality meets, I work together being engaged in the occupation told him, then did not have then......” 叶彤给江大师转发过去,继续说道:“江大师,咱们这个职业你是知道的,我这同事之前在网上跟一个男生谈起了网恋,原本聊得挺好的,结果在现实见面之前,我同事把从事的职业告诉了他,然后就没有然后了……” Grandmaster river said: „I understand, I will work together to look for the object who does not care about her occupation for you.” 江大师道:“我懂的,我会替你同事物色个不在乎她职业的对象。” „Un, that troubled Grandmaster river.” “嗯,那就麻烦江大师了。” „Is impolite, this is my labor of duty.” “不客气,这是我的本职工作。” „Ok, that does not disturb, had the news you again to me the telephone.” “行,那就不打扰了,有消息了你再给我电话。” „Good.” “好的。”