MTTIR :: Volume #1

#33: This is a expert


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In net writing Quan, the exchange channel of author and reader mainly has two, one is the book review area, another is the book friend group. 在网文圈,作者与读者的交流渠道主要有两个,一个是书评区,另一个是书友群。 Like Hu Wenhua this mingling among net article many years of senior author, opens a new book basically to establish the book friend group every time, so many years got down the book friend group that he had to break through the number in the units place. 像胡文华这种混迹网文界多年的老作者,每开一本新书基本都要重新建立书友群,这么多年下来他拥有的书友群已经突破个位数了。 So many book friend groups, Hu Wenhua naturally cannot manage, is these iron rod old readers is basically helping him manage, he also has free time will come out to brave to soak. 这么多书友群,胡文华自然是管理不过来,基本都是那些铁杆老读者在帮他管理,他也就有空的时候才会出来冒一下泡。 However, in these more than ten book friend groups, the hardcore book friend group he frequently appears actually. 不过,在这十多个书友群中,有一个铁杆书友群他倒是经常出现。 Unconditionally the old reader who this hardcore book friend group inside reader, has supported Hu Wenhua, each book can see their forms, no matter the result is good to be never-ending to him. 这个铁杆书友群里面的读者,都是一直无条件支持胡文华的老读者,每一本书都能看到他们的身影,不管成绩好不好都对他不离不弃。 This quantity not many hardcore readers, are Hu Wenhua base the biggest energy of beginning website. 这数量不多的铁杆读者,就是胡文华立足起点网站的最大底气。 On this day, Hu Wenhua braved to report a news, immediately made this tranquil book friend group live it up instantaneously. 这一天,胡文华冒出来发了一条消息,当即让这个平静的书友群瞬间热闹起来。 Solid accumulated Wenhua: Members, author Monarch must go to meet with the goddess today, does big shot have the network racing present experience, please come out to direct 12.” 实蕴文华:“全体成员,作者君今天要去跟女神见面了,诸位大佬有没有网络奔现的经验,请出来指点一二。” Rain phantom: Lying trough, Wenhua greatly your what situation? A while ago was not in chapter words expressing feelings there said that was on intimate terms is resisted? How to want the network to rush suddenly present?” 雨都魅影:“卧槽,文华大大你这啥情况啊?前段时间不是才在章节感言那里说相亲被拒吗?怎么突然又要网络奔现了?” Solid accumulated Wenhua: Hehe, I in chapter words expressing feelings there said that is on intimate terms is resisted, then did not have the old book friend to leave a message saying that he was the professional matchmaker, I saw him saying that flamboyant, in addition was many years of old book friends, should not deceive me, therefore I contacted with him......” 实蕴文华:“嘿嘿,我在章节感言那里说相亲被拒,然后不是有老书友留言说他是职业媒人嘛,我见他说得那么牛逼,再加上又是多年的老书友了,应该不会骗我,所以我就联系他了……” Clear sky dark moon/month: Wenhua is big, what you said is that first under heaven handsome man? Did he really act as a matchmaker to you?” 晴空暗月:“文华大大,你说的是那个‘天下第一美男子’吗?他真给你做媒了?” Solid accumulated Wenhua: Un, is he, he truly acted as a matchmaker to me, my afternoon time contacts with him, then he gives me in the evening a contact method and material of beautiful woman, really worthily is the Grandmaster Level matchmaker, is true fiercely.” 实蕴文华:“嗯,就是他,他确实给我做媒了,我下午的时候联系他,然后他当晚就给了我一个美女的联系方式以及资料,真不愧是大师级媒人,属实厉害。” Pingyao celebrate and: This matter is passing the profound and abstruse principles, how I listen to the feeling is not a little real, Wenhua is big, your everything is long a mind, the bitter experience kills the pig plate carefully!” 平遥馀庆和:“这事透着玄机啊,我怎么听着感觉有点不真实呢,文华大大,你凡事多长个心眼吧,小心遭遇杀猪盘哦!” Solid accumulated Wenhua: Many thanks reminder, but this possibly is not kills the pig plate absolutely, because first under heaven handsome man introduced that is the peer is coming with me to my beautiful woman, moreover she enters line of time of compared with me also early, and her status I have confirmed that is absolutely credible.” 实蕴文华:“多谢提醒,不过这绝对不可能是杀猪盘,因为‘天下第一美男子’介绍给我的这位美女跟我乃是同行来着,而且她入行的时间比我还早一点,并且她的身份我已经验证过了,绝对是可信的。” Pingyao celebrate and: Gave you to introduce unexpectedly peer, this truly was it seems like credible, congratulating Wenhua was big, your spring must come!” 平遥馀庆和:“竟然给你介绍了个同行,这样看来确实是可信的,恭喜文华大大,你的春天要来了!” Solid accumulated Wenhua: Do not first be busy congratulating, although I chatted for several days very well with her in the network, but the network is illusory, who knows in the reality meets can present what accident? Therefore has the big shot who this aspect experiences, do not cover-up again, hurries to teach one to experience.” 实蕴文华:“先别忙着恭喜,虽然我这些天在网络上跟她聊得很好,但网络毕竟是虚幻的,谁知道在现实中见面后会不会出现什么变故呢?所以有这方面经验的大佬,就不要再藏着掖着了,赶紧出来传授一下经验。” Satsuma Yev Skkie: Must say that network racing present words, my experience are really substantial, but every meets others who one time are I fling, perhaps my experience not too suitable Wenhua you to use greatly!” 萨摩耶夫老斯基:“要说网络奔现的话,我的经验还真不少,但每一次见面都是我甩的人家,我的经验恐怕不太适合文华大大你用啊!” Solid accumulated Wenhua Satsuma Yev Skkie: Meets flings? This what situation?” 实蕴文华萨摩耶夫老斯基:“见面就甩?这啥情况啊?” Satsuma Yev Skkie: Did not have the means that the network to differ with the reality was too big, these plans prostitutes the WeChat video special opened the beautiful face, video time looks very attractively, met I to go......” 萨摩耶夫老斯基:“没办法,网络跟现实相差太大了,那些心机婊连微信视频都特么的开美颜,视频的时候看着挺漂亮的,一见面我去……” Solid accumulated Wenhua: Good, your experience truly does not suit me, which big shot has this aspect to experience?” 实蕴文华:“好吧,你这经验确实不适合我,还有哪位大佬有这方面经验的?” The violent walks the steam robot: I with my present girlfriend am network racing present, is only my experience should not too suitable Wenhua greatly you, because we , before rushing presently, sincerity in the WeChat video......” 暴走蒸汽机器人:“我跟我现在的女朋友就是网络奔现的,只是我的经验应该也不太适合文华大大你,因为我们在没有奔现之前,就已经在微信视频中坦诚相见了……” Satsuma Yev Skkie violent walks the steam robot: This is a expert, flamboyant!” 萨摩耶夫老斯基暴走蒸汽机器人:“这是个高手,牛逼!” The solid accumulated Wenhua violent walks the steam robot: Flamboyant, the show is your show!” 实蕴文华暴走蒸汽机器人:“牛逼,骚还是你骚!” Solid accumulated Wenhua: It seems like your experiences I did not have the means to use for reference, that can only adapt to changing circumstances!” 实蕴文华:“看来你们的经验我是没办法借鉴了,那就只能随机应变了!” Rain phantom: Wenhua is big, why to draw on our experiences, on you this book has not written similar plot, when deferred to you initially the symbol tentative plan such didn't conduct on the line?” 雨都魅影:“文华大大,何必借鉴我们的经验呢,你上本书不是写过类似的情节嘛,就按照你当初码字时设想的那样进行不就行了?” Solid accumulated Wenhua: Is reasonable, that manages, big shot, I prepared to arrive, everyone wished me smooth!” 实蕴文华:“有道理,那就这么办,诸位大佬,我准备到站了,大家祝我顺利吧!” Hu Wenhua after sending out last group message, switches off the group directly, then starts to reorganize the clothes and hairstyle, regarding forthcoming will meet to fill with the anticipation. 胡文华在发出最后一条群消息后,就直接把群关掉,然后开始整理衣服与发型,对于即将到来的见面充满了期待。 ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Qinghe Town goes to the county city direction, driving that river Fengzheng concentrates on, on the vehicle has the paternal grandmother, paternal aunt and younger male cousin three people. 青河镇前往县城方向,江枫正全神贯注的开着车,车上有奶奶、姑姑以及堂弟三人。 river Feng trip must deliver the paternal aunt to return to Shenzhen stock market, delivers the paternal grandmother to return to the county city with the younger male cousin on the way. 江枫此行是要送姑姑回深市的,顺路送奶奶跟堂弟回县城。 Maple tree elder brother, you were really fierce, this many days, you reconciled three couples, according to like this developed, you can quickly the monthly salary 100,000!” Sits in saying that river feather the face of vice- harnessing room acclaimed. “枫哥,你真是太厉害了,这才多少天啊,你又撮合了三对夫妻,照这样发展下去,你很快就能月入十万了!”坐在副驾室的江羽一脸赞叹的说道。 river Feng said with a smile: Do not look that my present income are many, the fame of but acting as a matchmaker was too small, not speaking too far, said our Longshan Village, until now also no one comes to ask me to act as a matchmaker!” 江枫笑道:“别看我现在收入不少,但做媒的名气还是太小了,远的不说,就说我们龙山村,至今为止还没有谁上门请我做媒呢!” Paternal aunt Jiang Chunlian said: Small maple tree, is mainly you reconciles three couples' news not to spread, when the person in village knows after this news, believes that some people will come to ask you to act as a matchmaker!” 姑姑江春莲接话道:“小枫,主要是你又撮合三对夫妻的消息还没传开来,等村里的人知道这个消息后,相信就会有人上门请你做媒了!” river Feng said: Hope so, I to not make the money of villager, is mainly saw that in the village also has uncle brothers who so many 30-40 years old have not married, somewhat worries at heart, is thinking helps them.” 江枫说道:“希望如此吧,我也不是为了赚村里人的钱,主要是看到村里还有那么多30-40岁都没有结婚的叔伯兄弟,心里有些着急,想着帮帮他们而已。” The paternal grandmother hears here, cannot help but said: Small maple tree, in village, if some people asked you to act as a matchmaker, you can help on the help/gang, the family was really difficult, matchmaker money you little received, after all everyone was the same ancestor's consanguineous brothers.” 奶奶听到这里,不由得说道:“小枫,村里要是有人请你做媒,你能帮就帮,家庭实在困难的,媒人钱你就少收一点,毕竟大家都是同一个祖宗的同族兄弟。” river Feng nods saying: Relax the paternal grandmother, I acts as a matchmaker is never a matchmaker the person money, is to make others look to give, gives few that is their intention.” 江枫点头说道:“放心吧奶奶,我做媒从来不提媒人钱的,都是让人家看着给,给多给少那都是他们的心意。” Paternal aunt Jiang Chunlian praised: Small maple tree approach is good, although has not been a matchmaker the person money, but the marriage is in the life one of the biggest celebrations, regarding the merit quite big matchmaker, intending is not generally mean-spirited.” 姑姑江春莲赞道:“小枫这个做法好,虽然没有提媒人钱,但结婚乃是人生中最大的喜事之一,对于功劳比较大的媒人,出手一般都不会小气的。” river feather said: Maple tree elder brother is truly wise, other matchmakers arrange the matchmaker money in advance, this to the customer is completely a business, but makes one look to give like the maple tree elder brother, had a touch of humanity imperceptibly. A side wants on own initiative, a side is others gives voluntarily, this is really high under stands sentences.” 江羽说道:“枫哥确实高明,其他媒人预先定好媒人钱,这对于客户来说完全就是一笔买卖,而像枫哥这样让人看着给,无形中就有了一股人情味。一方是主动要,一方是人家自愿给,这真的是高下立判。” river Feng said with a smile: Ok, do not flatter me, Koba you, if believes that I look at the vision of person, if later discussed that the girlfriend remembers said one to me, I help you check.” 江枫笑道:“好了,你们就不要吹捧我了,小羽你要是相信我看人的眼光,以后要是谈女朋友了记得跟我说一声,我帮你把把关。” The river feather hehe said with a smile: So many examples are placed in front of me, the maple tree elder brother you looked that the vision of person I definitely am believe that if I really discussed the girlfriend, definitely asked the maple tree elder brother you to check for me.” 江羽嘿嘿笑道:“那么多例子摆在我面前,枫哥你看人的眼光我肯定是相信的,如果我真谈女朋友了,肯定请枫哥你替我把关。” The following several people chatted, unknowingly arrived in the county city. 接下来几人说说笑笑,不知不觉就到了县城。
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