MTTIR :: Volume #4

#308: Cow B


On Thursday , August 24 , 2023. 2023年8月24日,星期四。 78-year-old Deng big has alone gone to the provincial capital. 已经78岁高龄的邓大只身前往省城。 If in other families, this age did not know the old person who character goes far, the family member will be will definitely not feel relieved that will not give either, either some people will follow. 如果是在其他家庭,这个岁数又不认识字的老人只身出远门,家人是肯定不会放心的,要么不给去,要么有人跟着。 But in Deng everyone, his wife children feels relieved very much. 但在邓大家,他的老婆孩子都放心得很。 After all, Deng big, although is not literate, but he has seen the world, his 70-80 ages started to go to the Guandong wanderers, in big city life more than ten years, unlike the old person who that type has not gone far are. 毕竟,邓大虽然不识字,但他是见过世面的,他70-80年代就开始去粤省闯荡了,在大城市生活了十几年的时间,跟那种从没出过远门的老人还是不一样的。 Going to the county city is very simple, rides the bus service to the town/subdues in directly on the line. 前往县城很简单,直接到镇上坐班车就行。 After to county city, second daughter Deng 96 gave to buy the moving ticket that went to the provincial capital, and delivered to the train station Deng big. 到了县城后,二女儿邓九六给买了前往省城的动车票,并把邓大送到了火车站。 The train, forty years ago, Deng big has sat, rides the train for the last time 29 years ago, the motorcoach is not different from the train of that age, Deng big naturally is not strange. 火车,早在四十几年前,邓大就已经坐过了,最后一次坐火车是在二十九年前,动车跟那个年代的火车没什么两样,邓大对此自然不陌生。 Moreover, some asked, regarding Deng big such old person, the staff in train station is glad to help, gives him to explain warm-heartedly, in brief from checking to boarding, to the concrete seat, some people helps him again. 而且,有不懂的就问,对于邓大这样的老人,火车站的工作人员都乐意帮忙,热心的给他讲解,总之从检票到上车,再到具体的坐位,都有人帮助他。 After the motorcoach starts, feels the speed of motorcoach, a Deng big feeling, compared with the 29 years ago trains, this speed really quickly were too cannot help but many. 等动车开起来后,感受到动车的速度,邓大不由得一阵感慨,跟二十九年前的火车相比,这速度真的快太多了。 Does not have the words. 一路无话。 After one -and-a-half hours, the motorcoach then arrived in the provincial capital. 一个半小时后,动车便抵达了省城。 After leaving the train station, Deng Dabian looks around the person to inquire how the happy matrimonial agency walks. 出了火车站后,邓大便四处找人打听幸福婚介所怎么走。 Walks to ask, after dozen minutes, Deng big arrived at the happy matrimonial agency finally. 走走问问,十几分钟后,邓大终于来到了幸福婚介所。 Enters the matrimonial agency, a is very long water spirit miss then approach saying: Venerable hello, welcome.” 进入婚介所,长得挺水灵的一个姑娘便迎上来道:“老先生您好,欢迎光临。” Hello!” Deng big greets, then asked: „Does little miss, I want to ask Grandmaster river in?” “你好!”邓大打了个招呼,然后问道:“小姑娘,我想问问江大师在不在?” Comes here customer percentage hundred to come to the fame of boss, the welcome miss naturally did not feel strange that Deng big asked that smiles to reply: Venerable, Grandmaster river, you comes to seek marriage for the family member? Is the words please first fill in the material to here.” 来这里的客户百分百都是冲着老板的名气来的,迎宾姑娘自然不奇怪邓大这么问,微笑着回答道:“老先生,江大师在的,您是来替亲人征婚的吗?是的话请先到这边来填写一下资料。” Deng big shakes the head saying: Little miss, I have not studied, is not literate, you are lead me to see Grandmaster river, I told directly him the situation, asking him to help act as a matchmaker.” 邓大摇头道:“小姑娘,我没读过书,不识字的,你还是带我去见江大师吧,我直接把情况跟他说说,请他帮忙做媒。” Heard Deng big to say has not studied, the welcome miss was not but actually strange, the person who after all that age has not studied were many, immediately nodded saying: Good, the venerable please come with me.” 听到邓大说没读过书,迎宾姑娘倒也不奇怪,毕竟那个年代没读过书的人多了,当即点头道:“好的,老先生请跟我来。” Saying, leads Deng big to move toward the boss office. 说着,就带着邓大走向老板办公室。 ...... …… After one minute . 一分钟后。 Jiang Feng and Deng big sit facing each other, welcome miss after giving Deng Dadao. tea, went out the cup 江枫与邓大相对而坐,迎宾姑娘在给邓大倒了杯茶后,就出去了。 Jiang Feng looks that at present this white hair the old person who the black hair are more, is smiling asking: Venerable your surname? Where person?” 江枫看着眼前这个白发比黑发多的老人,微笑着问道:“老先生贵姓?哪里人?” At present although this Grandmaster river is young, but Deng big actually does not dare to have the slight contempt, his eldest daughter helps him online check the material of this Grandmaster river, is really fierce. 眼前这位江大师虽然年轻,但邓大却不敢有丝毫轻视,他的大女儿帮他在网上查过这位江大师的资料,真的是厉害之极。 Hears Grandmaster river to inquire, Deng big replied hastily: Exempts expensively surnamed Deng, native of Xin'an County , Yulin.” 听到江大师询问,邓大连忙答道:“免贵姓邓,郁林新安县人。” Originally we are the fellow villagers, I am Yulin Bailiang District person.” “原来咱们还是老乡啊,我是郁林百梁县人。” Jiang Feng does not have many smalltalk, directly soars the subject saying: „Does Venerable Deng, which later generation marriage seeker your time come to for your?” 江枫没有过多客套,直奔主题道:“邓老先生,你这次过来是要替你哪位后辈征婚?” Deng Dadao: I want seek marriage for my second daughter, the third daughter, four daughters, five daughters and eldest son.” 邓大道:“我想替我二女儿、三女儿、四女儿、五女儿以及大儿子征婚。” Jiang Feng hears the eyelid to jump, at present this old person should have 70-80 years old, his children estimated young forty years old, the big estimate 50-60, hadn't all married unexpectedly? 江枫听得眼皮一跳,眼前这位老人应该有70-80岁了,他的儿女最年轻的估计也有四十几岁了,大的估计都50-60了,竟然全都没结婚? That, Venerable Deng, your children how many years?” “那个,邓老先生,你这几个儿女都多少岁了?” Child's age Deng big remembers very clearly, blurted out: My second daughter this year 27 -year-old, third daughter 26 -year-old, eldest son is 25 years old, four daughter is 24 years old, five daughters is 23 years old.” 孩子的岁数邓大记得很清楚,脱口而出道:“我二女儿今年27岁,三女儿26岁,大儿子25岁,四女儿24岁,五女儿23岁。” Jiang Feng hears word surprised asking: Venerable Deng, may I ask this year your 's longevity?” 江枫闻言一脸惊讶的问道:“邓老先生,敢问您今年高寿?” Deng Dadao: Old man I this year was 78 years old.” 邓大道:“老头子我今年已经78岁了。” Jiang Feng gives the thumbs-up saying: Was fierce!” 江枫竖起大拇指赞道:“厉害了!” 40-50 years old start to have a child, eldest daughter's age is not clear temporarily, other child one year, this frequency sincere was very powerful. 40-50岁才开始生孩子,大女儿的年纪暂时不清楚,其他的孩子一年一个,这频率真的很强大了。 Deng big revealed wiped the smile, old man my other was not good, is having a child this aspect not to lose anybody, I started to have the first child at age 50, when I was 71 years old, co-existed 15 embryos, 3 sons and daughters, calculates that did right by the generations of Deng.” 邓大露出了一抹笑容,“老头子我别的不行,就是在生孩子这方面不输任何人,我50岁那年开始有第一个孩子,到我71岁那年,一共生了15胎,3个儿子12个女儿,也算对得起我们邓家的列祖列宗了。” Jiang Feng hears dumbfoundedly, partly makes a sound to suppress two characters: Cow B.” 江枫听得目瞪口呆,半响才憋出两个字:“牛B。” As a man, has the proud capital in this aspect Deng big, but thinks the marital pressure that the children face, he had no interest boast, sighed: Grandmaster river, I youngest daughter just now goes to the elementary school, because the brothers and sisters are too really many, causing the children to reach the age of suitable marriage, actually cannot find the object, I was am also introduced to know that Grandmaster river you, hopes you can help my these children act as a matchmaker.” 作为一个男人,在这方面邓大是有自豪资本的,不过想到儿女们面临的婚姻压力,他也就没有吹嘘的兴趣了,叹了口气道:“江大师,我最小的女儿才刚上小学,因为兄弟姐妹实在太多,导致儿女们到了适合结婚的年龄,却一直没能找到对象,我也是经人介绍才知道江大师你,希望你能帮我这几个儿女做媒。” The Jiang Feng nod said: Help/Gang acts as a matchmaker surely does not have the issue, Venerable Deng you first said your children's situations simply!” 江枫点头道:“帮做媒肯定没问题,邓老先生你先简单说说你这几个儿女的情况吧!” Deng Daen, then pulled out a family photo from the pocket, places in front of Jiang Feng, is pointing at a miss introduced of appearance proper: This is my second daughter Deng 96, Yulin health/guard Xiao graduates, at present is the nurse in our district hospital.” 邓大嗯了一声,然后从口袋里掏出一张全家福,放在江枫面前,指着一个模样周正的姑娘介绍道:“这是我二女儿邓九六,郁林卫校毕业,目前在我们县医院当护士。” Jiang Feng looks at this family photo, inside that 12 girls all above the standard line, 2-3 are very juicy longer, but this second daughter Deng 96 are one of them. 江枫看着这张全家福,里面那十二个姑娘个个都在标准线之上,有2-3个更是长得挺水灵的,而这个二女儿邓九六就是其中之一。 Deng big referred to second daughter's nearby third daughter , to continue a introduced: This is my third daughter Deng 97, the junior middle school graduates goes to that side Guandong to work, at present goes to work in Hajime Nakayama family/home clothing store.” 邓大又指了指二女儿旁边的三女儿,继续介绍道:“这是我三女儿邓九七,初中毕业就去粤省那边打工,目前在中山一家服装店上班。” This is my eldest son Deng 98, the junior middle school graduates, at present works as the security that side Guandong Shenzhen stock market.” “这是我大儿子邓九八,初中毕业,目前在粤省深市那边当保安。” This is my four daughter Deng 99, the specialized middle school graduates, at present is the banker in a city big supermarket.” “这是我四女儿邓九九,中专毕业,目前在市里一家大超市当收银员。” This is my five daughter Deng 0, the high school graduates, at present in the clothing factory work of Guandong provincial capital.” “这是我五女儿邓零零,高中毕业,目前在粤省省城的一家服装厂做工。” This names, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuan zhang listened to say the expert, Jiang Feng hears to suppress to smile, suppressed the internal injury quickly, really pressed his these children to be able to bear these strange names. 这一个个名字,明太祖朱元章听了都直呼内行,江枫听得是一直在憋笑,都快憋成内伤了,真难为他这些儿女能受得了这些古怪的名字。 After Deng big introduced one simply, Jiang Feng then started some detailed inquiry issues. 在邓大简单介绍一遍后,江枫便开始详细的询问一些问题。 Two people one asked questions and other answered, crossed probably for about a half hour, Jiang Feng said with a smile: Venerable Deng, your children's situations I had understood, you have your own telephone to keep them, I turn head arrange being on intimate terms time will call to discuss them.” 两人一问一答,大概过了半个小时左右,江枫才笑着说道:“邓老先生,你这几个儿女的情况我都已经了解,你把他们还有你自己的联系电话留一下,我回头安排相亲的时候会打电话跟他们商量的。” Hears here, Deng big reported in advance his own cell phone number, pulled out the cell phone from the pocket again, opened the address book, then gave Jiang Feng his children's cell phone number newspapers. 听到这里,邓大先报出他自己的手机号码,再从口袋里掏出手机,翻开通讯录,然后把他儿女的手机号码一个个报给江枫 Although he is not literate, but Something went wrong these ten numbers, he knows. 他虽然不识字,但[Not Found]这十个数字,他还是认识的。 After Jiang Feng writes down the cell phone number, Deng Dacai pulled out has prepared the good five red packages, gave Jiang Feng saying: Grandmaster river, my time visits to invite the intermediary, without the belt/bring present, was really disrespectful, these small red packages asked you to accept, my these children's marital important matters asked you.” 江枫把手机号码都记下来后,邓大才掏出早就准备好的五个红包,递给江枫道:“江大师,我这次登门请媒,没有带礼品,真是失礼了,这几个小红包请你收下,我这几个孩子的婚姻大事就拜托你了。” Jiang Feng has not declined, received the red packet saying: Venerable Deng does not need to be polite, I do certainly everything possible.” 江枫没有推辞,接过红包道:“邓老先生不必客气,我一定尽力而为。” I first walked, has the news you to call me.” “那我就先走了,有消息你就打电话给我。” Good, Venerable Deng walks slowly.” “好的,邓老先生慢走。” Jiang Feng sends out the office Deng big, then gazes after him to leave. 江枫把邓大送出办公室,然后目送他离开。 At this time, idles yellow Lingwei of being all right to collect, curious asking: Husband, does this elderly man come for his grandson or the granddaughter seeks marriage?” 此时,闲着没事的黄灵薇凑过来,好奇的问道:“老公,这老人家是来替他孙子还是孙女征婚的?” Jiang Feng shakes the head to say with a smile: „It is not, he comes to seek marriage with the daughter for oneself son, today I am also the knife row the buttocks, enlarges ones vision.” 江枫摇头笑道:“都不是,他是来替自己的儿子跟女儿征婚的,今天我也算是小刀划屁股,开了眼了。” yellow Lingwei said with amazement: Not? Hadn't this elderly man 70-80, his children married unexpectedly, needs him to arrive at our matrimonial agency to seek marriage for the children personally?” 黄灵薇惊讶道:“不是吧?这老人家都70-80了,他儿女竟然还没结婚,需要他亲自到咱们婚介所替儿女征婚?” He was old, but his children was not old, I said...... close to to you close to......” “他是年纪大了,但他的儿女年纪并不大,我跟你说……巴啦巴啦……” „? Do I go...... not? Real false? This was also too fierce......” “啊?我去……不是吧?真的假的?这也太厉害了……” ...... …… Jiang three are the village recognized capable people. 蒋三是全村公认的能人。 Before in the village, his every large or small anything business did, moreover can make money, in the late 1990s, Jiang three put out saves completely, went to a hot pot to the county city. 以前在村里的时候,他大大小小什么生意都做,而且都能赚到钱,在上个世纪九十年代末,蒋三拿出全部积蓄,到县城去开了一家火锅店。 This does is twenty years. 这一干就是二十几年。 Now, this three was named as the hot pot of dragon tiger by Jiang, has become one of the county city most famous hot pots, but the Jiang three net worth also then achieved the eight-digit number before several years. 如今,这家被蒋三命名为龙虎的火锅店,早已经成为县城最有名的火锅店之一,而蒋三的身家也在数年前便达到了八位数。 Money gains a lot, what a pity the Jiang three lives is a little thin, the wife died of illness more than ten years ago, but perhaps his body also the uneven performance, which day arrived for these years gets down to reunite with the wife. 钱没少赚,可惜蒋三的命有点薄,老婆在十多年前就病逝了,而他的身体这几年来也时好时坏,说不定哪天就到地下去跟老婆团聚了。 Is good because, Jiang three no lack of successors to conduct, his two are longer much the son to become a useful adult, for these years the hot pot ran by two sons together, the business has progressed day by day, making Jiang three gratified. 好在,蒋三后继有人,他那两个长得一表人才的儿子已经成材,这几年来火锅店都是由两个儿子一起经营,生意一直蒸蒸日上,让蒋三欣慰不已。 Now lets the Jiang three headaches how only to give two sons branch family. 现在唯一让蒋三头痛的就是如何给两个儿子分家。 Although both sons have not gotten married, but Jiang three wants in his lifetime, family's property to two son minute/share of clarity, so as to avoid he walks the latter two sons, because the matter of wealth hurt the brothers feelings. 虽然两个儿子都还没有成家,但蒋三还是想在他有生之年,把家里的财产给两个儿子分清楚,免得他走后两个儿子因为钱财的事伤了兄弟感情。 Family's cash, house and vehicle and so on but actually easy minute/share, most difficult minute/share is this business prosperous hot pot. 家里的现金、房子、车子之类的倒容易分,最难分的便是这家生意兴隆的火锅店。 After all, this is under a meeting gold/metal egg the hen, which son apportions, is not public regarding another son. 毕竟,这是一只会下金蛋的母鸡,分给哪个儿子,对于另一个儿子来说都不公开。 But if a person to half, making the two brothers operate together, is invalid. 可若是一人给一半,让兄弟俩一起经营,也行不通。 Jiang three sees too many brothers, friends and relative to form a partnership to do business, example that finally both sides turn into enemies. Two brothers did business together will not have problems, reason that will have problems, 99% after gets married respectively. 蒋三见过太多兄弟、朋友、亲戚合伙做生意,结果双方反目成仇的例子。原本两兄弟一起做生意是不会出问题,之所以会出问题,百分之九十九是在各自成家之后。 The Jiang three present wants to do, prevents accidents before they happen. 蒋三现在想做的,就是防患于未然。 What a pity he thinks many means that felt is not very perfect, how must do, can the fair notarization apportions two sons the property? 可惜他想了不少办法,感觉都不够完美,到底要怎么样做,才能公平公证的把财产分给两个儿子呢? Jiang three sits behind service desk of dragon tiger hot pot, is observing the booking rate of hot pot, how while ponders to give two sons branch family. 蒋三坐在龙虎火锅店的服务台后面,一边观察着火锅店的上座率,一边思考着如何给两个儿子分家。 When Jiang three wants to result is enthralled, a waitress arrives in front of him, said: Boss, that side had a guest to ask you to pass to speak several words.” 就在蒋三想得入神的时候,一个女服务员走到他面前,说道:“老板,那边有位客人想请你过去说几句话。” Jiang three recovers, following the hand signal of waitress, saw a charming young fellow is flushing him to nod the smile, he also nods to respond, then stands, arrives in front of the young fellow directly. 蒋三回过神来,顺着女服务员的手势,看到了一个帅气的小伙子在冲他点头微笑,他也点头回应,然后站起来,径直走到小伙子面前。 „Is guest, you are looking for me?” Jiang three in his opposite sits, asked. “客人,是你在找我?”蒋三在他对面坐下来,问道。 The charming young fellow nods to say with a smile: „Has boss eaten? If no is quick on the additional vice- bowl, we chat while eating.” 帅气小伙点头笑道:“老板吃过没有?没有的话就加副碗快,咱们边吃边聊。” Jiang three turns down saying: Thanks, I have eaten, does not know that what matter the guest you do ask me to have?” 蒋三婉拒道:“谢谢,我已经吃过了,不知道客人你找我有什么事?” The charming young fellow stops the chopsticks, introduced oneself: I called Jiang Feng, the Bailiang District person, was a professional matchmaker, shouted that the boss you came, mainly wants to help your two sons introduce the object, does not know that you were interested in listening?” 帅气小伙停下快子,自我介绍道:“我叫江枫,百梁县人,是一名职业媒人,喊老板你过来,主要是想帮你两个儿子介绍对象,不知道你有没有兴趣听听?” Jiang three this year is 61 years old, long had not seen such young professional matchmaker greatly, moreover male, think that Jiang Feng is cracking a joke, then the nod said with a smile: Ok, that mentioned me to listen.” 蒋三今年61岁了,长这么大还没见过这么年轻的职业媒人,而且还是男的,以为江枫是在开玩笑,便点头笑道:“行啊,那就说来我听听。” Jiang Feng watches a person's every mood, knows that the opposite party was just speaks thoughtlessly a saying, actually has not cared his words, he did not care, direct introduced: Boss, the first miss who I must introduce, her family/home is Xin'an County Taiping Town, this year 27 years old, are the nurse in district hospital, 1.63 meters in height, are long very attractively, her character is very good, intelligent, sensible, filial, is a match with your eldest son.” 江枫察言观色,知道对方只不过是随口一说,其实并没有把他的话放在心上,他也不在意,直接介绍道:“老板,我要介绍的第一个姑娘,她家是新安县太平镇的,今年27岁,是县医院的一名护士,身高1米63,长得挺漂亮的,她的性格很好,聪明,懂事,孝顺,跟你的大儿子非常般配。” Jiang three heard that the word somewhat said with amazement: River matchmaker, do you come real?” 蒋三闻言有些惊讶道:“江媒人,你来真的啊?” Jiang Feng said with a smile: Naturally real, this miss is very likable, if because of the family reason, had not been rushed to marry by others, where is also one's turn me to act as a matchmaker!” 江枫笑道:“当然是真的,这姑娘真的很招人喜欢,如果不是因为家庭原因,早就被人家抢着娶回去了,哪里还轮到我来做媒啊!” Sees meaning that Jiang Feng has not cracked a joke, in Jiang three cannot help but eyes one bright, starts seriously to ponder the miss who Jiang Feng introduction does match with his eldest son. 江枫没有开玩笑的意思,蒋三不由得眼中一亮,开始认真思考江枫介绍的姑娘跟他的大儿子到底相不相配。 Family reason that river matchmaker, you talked about, what situation is?” “江媒人,你说的家庭原因,到底是什么情况?” Jiang Feng whole face sigh with emotion saying: Her brothers and sisters were really many!” 江枫满脸感慨的说道:“她的兄弟姐妹实在是太多了!” Jiang three as the 60's country dweller, do not repel regarding many sons and grandsons, if even were not his wife were unhealthy in the past, he continued these two sons, minimum 45 child scratch coats. 蒋三作为六十年代的农村人,对于多子多孙是一点都不排斥的,甚至如果不是他老婆当年身体不好,那他就不止这两个儿子,起码四五个孩子打底。 Knew that ten years of old book friends give pursuing book app that I recommend, wild fruit reading! really easy-to-use, before driving and rest, depends on this to read aloud listens to storytelling to kill the time, here can download www.yeguoyuedu.com 【认识十年的老书友给我推荐的追书app,野果阅读!真特么好用,开车、睡前都靠这个朗读听书打发时间,这里可以下载www.yeguoyuedu.com】 Therefore, asking that he does not care about: How many do her brothers and sisters have? Six? Seven?” 因此,他不在意的问道:“她的兄弟姐妹有多少?六个?七个?” Jiang Feng pinched several mutton to rinse while returns said: She has 14 brothers and sisters.” 江枫挟了几块羊肉一边涮一边回道:“她有十四个兄弟姐妹。” Jiang three hears word stared in a big way the eye suddenly, if were the young people, lying trough had exported, partly made a sound he to ask: Her family/home fresh is the multi- afterbirth?” 蒋三闻言骤然瞪大了眼睛,如果是年轻人的话,早就一句“卧槽”出口了,半响他才问道:“她家生的都是多胞胎吗?” Jiang Feng shakes the head saying: No, is one embryo one.” 江枫摇头道:“没有,都是一胎一个。” Jiang three gives the thumbs-up: Family, fierce!” 蒋三竖起大拇指:“这一家子,厉害啊!” Saying of Jiang Feng approval: Truly fierce, you do not know, her father is 49 years old marries, 50 years old give birth to the first child, then in 21 years, co-existed 15 embryos, each one child healthy development, really cannot but is convinced.” 江枫赞同的说道:“确实厉害,你是不知道,她爸是49岁才结婚,50岁才生下第一个孩子,然后在21年的时间里,一共生了15胎,个个孩子都健康成长,真是不服都不行。” The Jiang three shock resulted in the eyeball to stare quickly. 蒋三震惊得眼珠子都快瞪出来了。 Jiang Feng sighed: Her family/home 3 sons, 12 daughters, she ranked second, the youngest younger sister at home just now goes to the elementary school, many people are feared that in the booth the family, does not dare to provoke her.” 江枫叹道:“她家三个儿子,12个女儿,她在家里排第二,最小的妹妹才刚上小学,很多人就是怕摊上这一家子,才不敢招惹她的。”
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