7 : 00 pm. 晚上 7 点。 Jiang Feng arrives at star Moon/Month Ping-pong Club again, here saw Chen Da one. 江枫再次来到星月台球俱乐部,在这里见到了陈达一家。 After both sides smalltalk several, Chen Da then said the decision of their family/home: „Grandmaster river, after discussing, we unanimously agreed that decides the baby to kiss with their family/home.” 双方客套了几句后,陈达便把他们家的决定说了出来:“江大师,经过商量,我们一致同意跟他们家定娃娃亲。” Expected that this answered the tuart obviously in Jiang Feng, hears word smiled saying: „Ok, I and others will call to say one Li family, making their one rush to here tomorrow, then everyone eats meal together, assigns this baby, Boss Chen you thought that like this arranges to be able not?” 这个答桉显然是在江枫的意料之中,闻言微笑道:“行,那我等会就打电话跟李家人说一声,让他们一家明天赶到这边,然后大家一起吃顿饭,把这娃娃亲给定下来,陈老板你觉得这样安排可以不？” Chen Da nods saying: „Ok, eats meal I to arrange, does not know that is the lunch or the dinner?” 陈达点头道:“可以的,吃饭我来安排,不知道是午饭还是晚饭？” Jiang Feng said: „Lunch, although a lunch to your two is the minor matter, but this first meeting, the lunch gives Li to arrange!” 江枫道:“午饭吧,虽然一顿午饭对于你们两家来说都是小事,不过这第一次见面,午饭还是交给李家来安排吧！” „Also ok, what do we want to prepare?” “也行,那我们要准备什么吗？” „What does not need to prepare, we do not do what ceremony, two family members eat meal on the line simply, has a lot of time for that the later relations must try hard to operate by your two.” “什么都不用准备,咱们不搞什么仪式,两家人简单吃顿饭就行,来日方长,以后的关系要靠你们两家努力去经营。” „Un, got it!” “嗯,明白了！” The general orientation makes a final decision, then Jiang Feng and Chen family chat the detail, probably about a half hour, then said goodbye to depart. 大方向敲定,接下来江枫与陈家人谈了谈细节,大概半个小时左右,便告辞离去。 ...... …… 10 : 00 pm. 晚 10 点。 Guandong Buddha city, look dispirited Xu Shicheng aimless is walking on the street alone. 粤省佛市,神色颓废的许士诚漫无目的的在街上独自走着。 Xu Shicheng this year is 28 years old, 985 university graduations, is a plan personnel of gizmondo, every month succeeded in obtaining the wages to exceed 20,000 Yuan, two years ago married a young pretty wife, is object who company everyone envied, proper life winner. 许士诚今年28岁,985大学毕业,是一家游戏公司的策划人员,每个月到手工资超过了两万元,两年前娶了一个年轻貌美的老婆,是公司人人羡慕的对象,妥妥的人生赢家。 But Xu Shicheng actually crosses not joyfully. 可许士诚却过得并不快乐。 The main reason, was his wife really does! 最主要的原因,就是他的老婆实在是太作了！ His wife this year is 24 years old, the temper is not very mature, was brainwashed by the poisonous chicken soup of certain short videos thoroughly, frequently makes to make him feel matter that incomparably chokes with rage. 他老婆今年24岁,性子却很不成熟,被某些短视频的毒鸡汤给彻底洗脑了,经常做出让他感到无比窝火的事情。 For example she must drink the autumn first cup of tea with milk, buys the first lipstick, buys the first package package wait/etc, these must buy for her entirely, does not buy does not love her, she must make with you. 比如她要喝秋天的第一杯奶茶,买第一支口红,买第一个包包等等,这些通通都要给她买,不买就是不爱她,她就要跟你闹。 Is each holiday and commemoration day must give 520 and 1314 red packages to her, does not send does not love her, if which holiday or the commemoration day forget to send, that night don't thinks bed. 还有就是每个节日和纪念日都要给她发520、1314的红包,不发就是不爱她,要是哪个节日或纪念日忘记发,那当天晚上甭想睡床了。 Again is the words that she spoke is right, must completely submissive loves her to her, if which day withstand/top a mouth with her, that ended, she can three days pay no attention to you. 再就是她说的话都是对的,要对她千依百顺才是爱她,要是哪天跟她顶一句嘴,那完了,她能三天不理你。 If were only this also even, at the worst is roaring, the day can have after all. 如果只是这样也就算了,大不了哄着点,日子终归能过得下去。 But his wife is really not general doing, she will ask that she and his mother fall into the river together, whom will he first save? First does not save her not to love her, did not reply that does not love her. 可他老婆真不是一般的作,她会问她和他妈妈一起掉进河里,他会先救谁？不先救她就是不爱她,不回答也是不爱她。 She will also ask the best friend to pull up him, looked that he can move, if he added WeChat of best friend not to love her. 她还会找闺蜜去撩他,看他会不会动心,如果他加了闺蜜的微信就是不爱她。 Tonight special is odder, he is sitting on the sofa holds the cell phone to read the news, his wife collects to slap toward his face on suddenly, the goal wants to look that he can be angry, if were angry did not love her. 今晚特么的更离谱,他正坐在沙发上捧着手机看新闻,他老婆突然间凑过来朝他脸上打了一巴掌,目的就想看他会不会生气,如果生气了就是不爱她。 Xu Shicheng was about to explode with rage, scolded her a mental illness, then the calm face goes out, strolled in the street alone, is thinking how should solve his marital problem. 许士诚都快气炸了,骂了她一句神经病,便沉着脸出了门,独自在街边闲逛,想着该如何解决他的婚姻问题。 To be honest, his wife's stature look, truly is the type that he likes, on the bed experiences very good, even if she becomes does since this year more and more, he has not thought ‚divorce’ these two characters. 说句实在话,他这老婆的身材相貌,确实是他喜欢的类型,床上体验很棒,哪怕今年以来她变得越来越作,他都没想过‘离婚’这两个字。 But tonight the matter, letting Xu Shicheng has to consider ‚divorce’ issue. 可今晚发生的事情,让许士诚不得不考虑‘离婚’的问题了。 As the saying goes „slightly does joyfully, the erupts burst oneself”, his wife type had achieved the extreme, jumps in his breaking point repeatedly horizontally, the key could not have said especially. 俗话说“小作怡情,大作伤身”,他老婆这种已经是作到了极点,在他的忍耐极限上反复横跳,关键还特么说不得。 He continues to endure either, either divorce, really not the third choice. 他要么继续忍受,要么就离婚,真的没第三个选择了。 At this time, his cell phone resounded again came the electric bell sound, Xu Shicheng pulled out to look, seeing was the ninth phone call that his wife made, he locked in the cell phone to return in the pocket directly, without plan of answering. 此时,他的手机再次响起了来电铃声,许士诚掏出来一看,见是他老婆打过来的第九个电话,他直接锁住手机放回兜里,没有接听的打算。 Topic that returns to divorce, although the marriage had two years, because is still accumulating the house downpayment, therefore has been making the contraceptive measure, without existence of child, made the divorce actually simply. 回到离婚的话题,他们虽然结婚有两年了,但因为还在攒房子首付,所以一直在做避孕措施,没有孩子的存在,倒是让离婚变得简单许多。 Yes, after thinking, Xu Shicheng decided to choose the divorce. 是的,经过深思熟虑,许士诚决定选择离婚了。 Although does not give up wife that feel ultra good stature, does not hate her to let the face value of his long face, but her character he really could not shoulder, lived again like this, he feared that one day will compel oneself insanely. 虽然舍不得老婆那手感超好的身材,也舍不得她那让他长脸的颜值,但她的性格他是真的扛不住了,再这样生活下去,他怕有一天会把自己逼疯。 After making the decision, Xu Shicheng long aspirates, he is reasonable. 做出决定后,许士诚长吐了口气,他这人是讲道理的。 If his wife can realize that tonight from now on oneself mistake, then to his sincere apology, and guaranteed cannot create a scene again like this, he keeps silent about ‚divorce’ matter. 如果今晚过后他老婆能意识到自己的错误,然后向他真诚道歉,并保证不会再这样无理取闹的话,那他就绝口不提‘离婚’的事。 If his wife continues to get down, that this marriage did not leave must leave. 如果他老婆还是继续这么下去,那这婚是不离也得离了。 Thinks of here, his cell phone made a sound again, pulls out to look, the discovery is the phone call that the wife makes for the tenth time. 想到这里,他的手机再次响了起来,掏出来一看,发现是老婆第十次打过来的电话。 This time, Xu Shicheng has not ignored again, but chose the connection. 这一次,许士诚没有再置之不理,而是选择了接通。 „Didn't Xu Shicheng, you love me? Didn't slap your? Were you angry do not answer my telephone? I told you, I am also angry now, you did not hurry to coax me, the consequence was proud.” A telephone connection, wife that tender voice passed on, is thinking oneself infallible as always. “许士诚,你是不是不爱我了？不就打了你一巴掌吗？你就生气不接我电话了？我告诉你,我现在也生气了,你不赶紧回来哄我,后果自负。”电话一接通,老婆那娇蛮的声音就传了过来,还是一如既往的自以为是。 Xu Shicheng is holding asking of last ray of hope: „odd/surplus tender, you really thought that slaps on my face is only an insignificant minor matter?” 许士诚抱着最后一丝希望的问道:“余娇,你真的觉得在我脸上打一巴掌只是一件微不足道的小事吗？” odd/surplus tender natural saying: „Naturally is the minor matter, I have not made an effort very much, slap your to test you to my sentiment, but your performance disappointed me too!” 余娇理所当然的说道:“当然是小事啊,我又没有很用力,打你一巴掌只是试探一下你对我的感情而已,可你的表现让我太失望了！” Xu Shicheng heard that the word lost heart thoroughly, silent, sighed: „odd/surplus tender, these 2-3 years you accompanied me to pass many void night, I truly should thank you. However I discovered that our thoughts have had the generation gap, I am unable to understand your behavior, could not be good husband in your mind.” 许士诚闻言彻底死心了,沉默了一下,才叹了口气道:“余娇,这2-3年来你陪我度过了许多空虚的夜晚,我确实应该感谢你。但是我发现我们的思维一直存在代沟,我无法理解你的行为,也做不了你心目中的好老公。” The odd/surplus tender voice enhances suddenly: „Xu Shicheng, what meaning is your saying?” 余娇声音陡然提高:“许士诚,你这话是什么意思？” The words have spoken in this share, Xu Shicheng has not flinched, look complex saying: „We divorce!” 话已经说到这个份上了,许士诚没有退缩,神色复杂的说道:“我们离婚吧！” odd/surplus tenderly, unbelievable asking: „What did you say?” 余娇顿了一下,难以置信的问道:“你说什么？” The Xu Shicheng voice tranquil repetition said: „We divorce!” 许士诚声音平静的重复道:“我们离婚吧！” odd/surplus said tenderly excitedly: „Good Xu Shicheng, you revealed fox tail finally, others sentiment expert has not really spoken incorrectly, a palm of the hand can easily try own husband to love itself, in vain my these 2-3 years wholehearted to you, you unexpectedly...... close to close to......” 余娇激动道:“好啊许士诚,你终于露出狐狸尾巴了,人家感情专家果然没有说错,一个巴掌就能轻易试出自己的老公爱不爱自己,枉我这2-3年来一心一意的对你,你竟然……巴啦巴啦……” Xu Shicheng has not disputed with her, whatever she complains, when she ‚close to’ similar, has the sound said: „In my hand saved 500,000 you are knows that the divorce words our half, what you also did have to request?” 许士诚没有跟她争执,任由她控诉,等她‘巴啦’得差不多了,才出声道:“我手上存了五十万你是知道的,离婚的话咱俩一人一半吧,你还有什么要求吗？” „Xu Shicheng you are really a bastard, the divorce divorce, do not regret to you.” “许士诚你真是个混蛋,离婚就离婚,离了你不要后悔。” Then, odd/surplus tender telephone hanging. 说完,余娇就把电话给挂了。 Xu Shicheng holds in the cell phone the pocket silently, looks up the star light point nighttime sky. 许士诚默默把手机揣回兜里,抬头看着星光点点的夜空。 At this moment, he filled confusedly to the future. 这一刻,他对未来充满了迷茫。 ...... …… Next day. 次日。 12 : 00 pm, Li the Chen two family members' best hotel in the town/subdues meet. 中午12点,李陈两家人在镇上最好的饭店见面。 Jiang Feng after both sides make the introduction, the vision of Chen family centralized to stretch/open Qiulan was hugging the child on. 江枫替双方作介绍后,陈家人的目光就集中到了张秋兰抱着的孩子身上。 Slightly careful point guardians were clear, the newborn baby basically is ugly does not draw several, can see the baby like a birth that in some novels writes is the beautiful woman semifinished product, is pulls peacefully. 稍微细心一点的家长都清楚,新生婴儿基本上都是丑不拉几的,像一些小说里写的一出生就能看出婴儿是美人坯子的,都是扯澹。 After babies born, as the growth day by day will be attractive, until the baby full moon, was separated from the characteristics of newborn, can general see that child's beautiful is ugly. 婴儿出生后,随着成长会一天比一天好看,直到婴儿满月,脱离了新生儿的特点,才能大概的看出孩子的美丑来。 【Under recommendation, wild fruit reading pursues the book really easily-to-use, here downloads www.yeguoyuedu.com everyone to go to try quickly.】 【推荐下,野果阅读追书真的好用,这里下载www.yeguoyuedu.com大家去快可以试试吧。】 At this time, stretch/open Qiulan is hugging the little fellow is brandishing his small hand cute, the bright and intelligent eye stares at mother to look, when mother does the expression teases him, cute that appearance that he smiles really could not say. 此时,张秋兰抱着的小家伙正可爱的挥舞着他的小手,水汪汪的眼睛盯着母亲看,当母亲做表情逗他的时候,他笑起来的那个样子真是说不出的可爱。 The Chen family looked, liked this child. 陈家人一看,就喜欢上了这个孩子。 Ms. Chen praised immediately: „Oh, this little fellow smiled is really cute, can I hold?” 陈母当即夸赞道:“哎哟,这小家伙笑起来真是太可爱了,我能抱一下吗？” stretch/open Qiulan said with a smile: „Sure.” 张秋兰笑道:“当然可以。” Saying, held child's hand to move a point slightly outward, Ms. Chen skilled receiving child. 说着,抱着孩子的手稍微往外挪了一点,陈母熟练的接过孩子。 Although changed players, but the little fellow is not shy of strangers, Ms. Chen makes an expression to tease him, he also ‚dancing with joy’ smiles, making one look cannot bear have the favorable impression. 虽然换人了,但小家伙不认生,陈母做个表情逗他,他也‘手舞足蹈’的笑起来,让人一看就忍不住心生好感。 The accurate mother valley light rain looks to covet, rushed to hold a meeting. 准母亲谷小雨看着眼热,也抢着抱了一会。 The people chatted for dozen minutes regarding the child, when the service person started to serve food one after another, sat respectively, chatted while eating. 众人围绕着孩子聊了十几分钟,等服务员开始陆续上菜了,才各自坐好,边吃边聊。 After waiting for the liquor over three patrolling vegetables/dishes to cross the five senses, Jiang Feng opens the mouth saying: „Two children differ for several months, at the appointed time can bring, to wait till the going to school age to go to school together again together, your two were discussing in any case comes.” 等酒过三巡菜过五味之后,江枫才开口道:“两个孩子不过相差几个月,到时可以一起带,等到了上学年纪再一起上学,反正你们两家商量着来。” stretch/open Qiulan looked that said to the valley light rain: „Child's mother-in-law, I am all right to do with you, at the appointed time we buy two suites to the city, with your full-time belt/bring these two little fellows, together how you feel?” 张秋兰看向谷小雨道:“亲家母,我跟你都没什么事做,到时咱们到市里买两套房,跟你一起专职带这两个小家伙,你觉得怎么样？” valley Xiaoyu nods saying: „Ok, buys two school district room, chooses the best school, performs we maximum effort to train, can look train to mature them.” 谷小雨点头道:“可以,买两套学区房,选最好的学校,尽咱们最大的努力去培养,看看能不能把他们培养成才。” Ms. Chen said with a smile: „I also help, I retire in any case now, is also all right to do at home.” 陈母笑着接话道:“那我也去帮忙,反正我现在退休了,在家也没什么事做。” Ms. Li naturally cannot fall behind, she hesitates saying: „I must be busy at living of pig farm, cannot find the too much time actually, the matter that purchases homes is responsible for by us.” 李母自然不能落后了,她沉吟道:“我得忙猪场的活,倒是抽不出太多时间,那买房的事就由我们这边来负责吧。” Two women talked, to train two children offered advice, just like regarded the true parents of son or daughter-in-law the opposite party. 两家的女人你一言我一语,为培养两个孩子出主意,俨然把对方当成真正的亲家了。 The men smile, without matter how mixing to train the child, but chatted the respective work. 男人则相视一笑,没有掺和怎么培养孩子的事,而是聊起了各自的工作。 Chen Da said: „Brother Wen, listening to Grandmaster river saying that you do the scrap iron business, some of our town/subdues here also people made this, I thought him to be busy at very much, being probable to go to the different cities to load a car frequently.” 陈达说道:“文哥,听江大师说你是做废铁生意的,我们镇这里也有人做这个,我看他忙得很,经常要跑到不同的城市去装车。” Li Xingwen said with a smile: „Our line of tricks are many, may be deceived slightly negligently, therefore many people must go to the scene to stare at the load. However, if your relations with the customer arrives, or has the trustworthy driver to help you stare, you only need hit to telephone at home on OK, does not need laborious running around.” 李兴文笑道:“我们这一行猫腻很多,稍微大意就有可能被骗,所以很多人都得去现场盯着装车。不过,如果你跟客户的关系到位,或者有信得过的司机帮你盯着,那你只需在家打打电话就OK,没必要辛辛苦苦的四处奔波。” Jiang Feng said at the right moment: „Brother Wen not only the business does now in a big way, but also is leisurelier and carefreer than many people, treats hits to telephone at home, every day has the big several thousand incomes, this cannot compare Uncle Li.” 江枫适时接话道:“文哥现在不仅生意做得大,还比很多人都悠闲,就待在家里打打电话,每天就有大几千块进账,这可是连李叔都比不了的。” Li Xingwen said with a smile: „Grandmaster river, speaking of making money, we who can compare with you, binds together is less than your odd change, this is you remembers is not in the situation of money, if you wholeheartedly want to make money, does not have long known many hundred million net worth.” 李兴文笑道:“江大师,说到挣钱,我们谁能跟你比啊,绑在一起都不及你的零头,这还是你志不在钱的情况下,要是你一心想挣钱,早就不知道多少亿身家了。” Jiang Feng said modestly: „Without is so exaggerating.” 江枫谦虚道:“没这么夸张。” The Li family it can be said that looks at Jiang Feng to soar, they are clear very much regarding the Jiang Feng ability, Li Xingwen just flattered, his father Li Mingcheng then blows. 李家人可以说是看着江枫一飞冲天的,对于江枫的能力他们清楚得很,李兴文刚吹捧完,他老爹李明诚又接着吹。 Mr. Chen remembers colleague that moonlight clan son, cannot help but in the heart moves, asks: „ Grandmaster river, I have a colleague, his son compared with my family Chen Dada is two years old, at present makes the real estate sale that side Guandong Buddha city. Because the glib lips are agile, will speak, it is said every month can make 20,000-30,000 dollars. 陈父想起同事那个月光族儿子,不由得心中一动,问道:“江大师,我有个同事,他的儿子比我家陈达大两岁,目前在粤省佛市那边做房产销售。因为嘴皮子利索,会说话,据说每个月都能挣个20,000-30,000块钱。 This income, only needed to accumulate several years of money, can purchase homes that side the Buddha city. 原本这个收入,只需要攒几年钱,就能在佛市那边买房了。 But this boy spends since childhood wastefully, no point controls, when studying was just good to his many living expenses, after going out works, when with 1800 wages, money is is just also colored enough, now has 20,000-30,000 wages, finally is is just also colored enough. 可这小子从小花钱就大手大脚,没有一点节制,读书时给他多少生活费都刚刚好,出去工作以后,拿一千八的工资时,钱也是刚好够花,现在拿20,000-30,000的工资,结果也是刚好够花。 Therefore, my colleague has the incomparable headache, the manages cannot control, can only mobilize the friends and relatives to look for an object to him, look can provide lodging/manage he. 为此,我那同事感到无比头痛,管又管不了,只能发动亲戚朋友给他物色个对象,看看能不能管住他。 Grandmaster river your marriage affinity calculation ability is so fierce, does not know that meets such customer? ” 江大师你姻缘推算能力这么厉害,不知道接不接这样的客户？” The Jiang Feng nod said with a smile: „Meets, I except for do not meet the moral behavior to have the customer of issue, other customers I meet.” 江枫点头笑道:“接,我除了不接人品有问题的客户,其他客户我都接。” Mr. Chen said: „I one will go to work said one to him, making him ask you to act as a matchmaker.” 陈父道:“那我一会去上班的时候跟他说一声,让他来请你做媒。” Jiang Feng said: „Does not have the issue.” 江枫道:“没问题。” ...... …… This food, has eaten 2 : 00 pm to break up. 这一顿饭,一直吃到下午 2 点才散场。 Then, the Li family then goes home, this time meets two to know initially, wants to regard the parents of son or daughter-in-law the same as be together truly, but also after must wait for the small girl of Chen born . 然后,李家人便打道回府,这次见面两家只是初步认识一下,想要真正当成亲家一样相处,还得等陈家的小丫头出生之后。 Gazes after the Li family to leave, Jiang Feng then hides in the car(riage) to read the novel to kill the time. 目送李家人离开,江枫便躲进车里看小说打发时间。 ...... …… Central elementary school. 中心小学。 Before attending class, Chen Changsheng gathers in front of Wang Guoxing, said: „Teacher king, talked to you yesterday the matter of your wife and children army, happen to I just knew a national most famous big matchmaker, he helps many big star big rich and powerful people act as a matchmaker, online has more than ten million fans, now does he in our town/subdues, you want to ask him to help your wife and children army act as a matchmaker?” 在上课前,陈昌盛凑到王国兴面前,说道:“王老师,昨天跟你谈了你家小军的事,正好我刚认识了一个全国最有名的大媒人,他帮很多大明星大富豪做过媒,在网上拥有上千万的粉丝,现在他就在我们镇,你要不要请他帮你家小军做媒？” Wang Guoxing whole face said with amazement: „Hasn't Teacher Chen, you cracked a joke? Do you also know the national most famous big matchmaker?” 王国兴满脸惊讶道:“陈老师,你没开玩笑吧？你还认识全国最有名的大媒人？” Ten minutes must attend class shortly, Chen Changsheng then fast introduced the material of Grandmaster river, even have not concealed baby own matter, hear Wang Guoxing to be dumbfounded. 眼看还有十来分钟就要上课了,陈昌盛便快速的把江大师的资料介绍了一遍,甚至没有隐瞒娃娃亲的事,直听得王国兴目瞪口呆。 After Chen Changsheng told, Wang Guoxing still somewhat unbelievable saying: „In does this world really have such mysterious marriage affinity calculation method? Decides the baby to kiss to the embryo who had not been born directly, this operation uses the words of young people, is really enough six.” 等陈昌盛讲述完后,王国兴仍然有些难以置信的说道:“这世上竟然有这么神奇的姻缘推算手段？直接给未出生的胎儿定娃娃亲,这操作用年轻人的话来说,真是够六的。” Chen Changsheng said: „Can obtain so many big star big rich and powerful people online to thank and recommend, the acting as a matchmaker ability of Grandmaster river should not need to suspect, my noon time asked him to keep specially you, if you had the intention in this aspect, after that were on vacation from school, I said that without inviting the meaning of intermediary, I called to say one others.” 陈昌盛道:“能得到那么多大明星大富豪在网上感谢与推荐,江大师的做媒能力应该是不用怀疑的,我中午的时候特意请他留下来等你,你要是有这方面的意向,那等放学后我就代为介绍,若是没有请媒的意思,我就打电话跟人家说一声。” Wang Guoxing said immediately: „Intends , after being on vacation from school, troubled Teacher Chen you to help me introduce.” 王国兴当即说道:“有意向,放学后就麻烦陈老师你帮我介绍一下了。” Chen Changsheng said with a smile: „Was we dozens years of friendship, what with me polite?” 陈昌盛笑道:“咱俩几十年的交情了,跟我客气啥？” Wang Guoxing said: „Ok, I first attended class, waits to be on vacation from school we to see Grandmaster river again together.” 王国兴道:“行,那我就先去上课了,等放学咱们再一起去见江大师。” Chen Changsheng nods saying: „Un, without issue.” 陈昌盛点头道:“嗯,没问题。”