Guandong. 粤省。 Some Shenzhen stock market outside the passes town/subdues. 深市关外某镇。 Some factory dormitory, forest wave two soulless face upwards lying down on bed, motionless. 某厂宿舍,林波两眼无神的仰躺在床上,一动不动。 forest Bo rests today, if ten days ago, he dynamic has gone out to eat six dollars with the girlfriend the spicy hotpots, how then went to the hour room to practice a leg with the girlfriend, where half-dead lying down like the present will move in the dormitory does not want to move. 林波今天休息,如果是十天之前的话,他早就活力四射的跟女朋友出去吃六块钱的麻辣烫,然后去开钟点房跟女朋友练习如何架腿了,哪会像现在这样半死不活的躺在宿舍里动都不想动。 Reason that said is ten days ago , because the girlfriend bid good-bye already for ten days with him. 之所以说是十天前,是因为女朋友跟他分手已经十天了。 forest Bo is country dweller under Gui Shenghe the city county seat, this year is 30 years old, worked in this factory has more than ten years, wages more than 1000 dollars of at first entering the plant, rise the present 5,000-6,000 dollars, this regarding only got up him of one year of high school is very good treatment. 林波是桂省河市文兰县治下的农村人,今年30岁,在这家工厂打工已经有十多个年头了,工资从最初进厂的一千多块钱,涨到了现在的5,000-6,000块钱,这对于只上了一年高中的他来说已经算是非常不错的待遇了。 The wages are good, the Shanglin wave length is also again good, making him the female personal connection in factory be good. 工资不错,再加上林波长得也还行,让他在厂里的女人缘还是不错的。 This more than ten years, his off and on also made three girlfriends, each reaches the situation of being married, what a pity after knowing his home background, goes to him without hesitation. 这十多年来,他断断续续的也交了三个女朋友,每一个都走到谈婚论嫁的地步,可惜在知道他的家庭情况后,都毫不犹豫的离他而去。 All these, because only forest Bo has a mental illness mother. 这一切,只因为林波有一个神经病母亲。 This mental illness is not the cursing at people words, but is his mother spirit truly has problems. 这个神经病不是骂人的话,而是他的母亲精神确实是出了问题。 When forest Bo lays cards on the table with his first love girlfriend for the first time, that talked to him more than one year, on the mouth has said first love girlfriend who he does not marry, without hesitation chose bid good-bye with him. 当林波第一次跟他的初恋女友摊牌的时候,那个跟他谈了一年多,嘴上一直说非他不嫁的初恋女友,毫不犹豫的就选择了跟他分手。 To break off the relations with him, even the direct refined language labor leaves, vanishes from his world thoroughly. 为了跟他断绝关系,甚至直接辞工走人,彻底从他的世界里消失。 Two years later, forest Bogen the second girlfriend reached the situation of being married, he who is not willing to deceive the opposite party chooses to lay cards on the table again, said his mother's situation truthfully. 两年后,林波跟第二任女朋友又走到了谈婚论嫁的地步,不愿意欺骗对方的他再次选择摊牌,把他母亲的情况如实说出。 What a pity, welcomed was not the understanding of opposite party, but like his first love girlfriend, choice without hesitation bid good-bye with him, soon also dismissed the labor to leave. 可惜,迎来的不是对方的理解,而是像他的初恋女友一样,毫不犹豫的选择跟他分手,不久也辞工走人了。 Also crossed for two years, is this year. 又过了两年,也就是今年。 He reaches the situation of being married with the third girlfriend again, this he drew front twice lesson time, decided that conceals his mother's situation, can look get by under false pretences. 他跟第三个女朋友再次走到谈婚论嫁的地步,这一次他吸取了前面两次的教训,决定把他母亲的情况隐瞒,看看能不能蒙混过关。 As for the later matter, when met then said. 至于以后的事情,等遇到了再说。 Ten days ago, his asking for leave led the girlfriend to return to a native place to see the parents, the original plan made the girlfriend see his mother on line, what he thought was a mother, although the spirit was unusual, but also wanted the contact duration long point to obtain, generally saw only the words of many chatting, could not divide. 就在十天前,他请假带着女朋友回了一趟老家见父母,原本的打算是让女朋友见他母亲一面就行,他想的是母亲虽然精神异常,但也要接触时间长一点才分得出来,一般只见一面不多聊的话,是分不出来的。 What the result has not thought that his mother will give him such big one „pleasant surprise”. 结果万万没想到的是,他母亲会给他这么大的一个“惊喜”。 Brings home the third girlfriend in him, mother sees first of his girlfriend, he had not introduced with enough time, his mother knelt on the plump, shouts others unable to understand toward his girlfriend pays respects Yibian, frightens beautiful face changing colors his girlfriend. 就在他带第三任女朋友回家,母亲见到他女朋友的第一面,他都还没来得及介绍,他的母亲就扑通一声跪了下来,朝他女朋友一边拜一边嚷嚷着别人听不懂的话,把他那个女朋友吓得花容失色。 The following matter was needless saying that his girlfriend did not enter the main house gate, draws the suitcase to turn head to leave, no matter how what he explained uselessly, his mother's rare and beautiful flowers performance direct others scared out of one's wits. 接下来的事就不用多说了,他那女朋友连家门都不进,拉着行李箱扭头走人,任他怎么解释都没用,他母亲的奇葩表现直接把人家吓破胆了。 Now, returned to the factory already ten days, his this third girlfriend, nearby two girlfriends were the same, to leave him thoroughly, the direct refined language labor left. 如今,回到厂里已经十天了,他这第三任女朋友,跟前两任女朋友一样,为了彻底离开他,直接辞工走人了。 Including was making three girlfriends, is such fate, in forest Boxin could not say is what taste. 连着交了三个女朋友,都是这样的下场,林波心中说不出是什么滋味。 ... … Resentful is not, hates is not, that gives birth to his mother after all, the spirit has the problem is not she can control. 怨也不是,恨也不是,那毕竟是生养他的母亲,精神出现问题又不是她能控制的。 Actually when mother spirit just appeared exceptionally, once delivered to the hospital to treat her, what a pity this neurosis currently does not have the method of treatment of science. 其实在母亲精神刚出现异常的时候,也曾把她送到医院治疗,可惜这种精神病目前还没有科学的治疗方法。 Is good because, his mother's neurosis is not very serious, her symptom is shakes in the village all day, works somewhat is at variance with the average man, for example she grows vegetables, when the vegetable/dish was much longer, her pull Laidiu. 好在,他母亲的精神病不算很严重,她的症状就是整天在村里晃悠,做事有些异于常人,比如说她种菜,等菜长得差不多了,她就拔来丢。 Also the family member does not make her prepare food for example, her 2-3 : 00 o'clock at night get up to make the food. 又比如说家人不让她做饭,她半夜2-3点就起来把饭做好。 Is midnight does not go off to drop around frequently, in the village many people have encountered this situation, that rests to the midnight gets up to go to bathroom, looks up out of the window, discovered that his mother extends the neck to grin to laugh foolishly in window there. 还有就是经常半夜不睡去串门,村里不少人都遇到过这种情况,那就是睡到半夜起来上厕所,抬头一看窗外,发现他母亲伸着脖子在窗口那里咧嘴傻笑。 Suddenly sees this, many people will have a scare. 冷不丁的看到这一幕,很多人都会被吓一跳。 In addition, she with the normal person doing not have much difference, even the important matter minor matter of village would have no her not to know. 除此之外,她就跟个正常人没多大区别,甚至全村的大事小事就没有她不知道的。 Thinks that mother's situation, the forest wave cannot help but sighed secretly, after these three attack, he already certainly the thought of marrying the wife, in the family/home had a mental patient, was inferior compared with the penniless families. 想到母亲的情况,林波不由得暗叹了口气,经过这三次的打击,他已经绝了娶老婆的念头了,家里有个精神病人,比一贫如洗的家庭都不如。 At this time, he a little envied the elder sister actually with the younger sister. 这个时候,他倒是有点羡慕姐姐跟妹妹了。 forest Bo is not an only son, his also elder sister with a younger sister, although the elder sister also came under the neurosis mother's influence with the younger sister, but the influence is not very big. 林波不是独生子,他还有一个姐姐跟一个妹妹,虽然姐姐跟妹妹也受到了精神病母亲的影响,但影响不是很大。 After all the daughter is marries, according to the manners and customs of their native place, under having son's premise, the daughter does not even have the duty to go to Mr. even/including Fuyang, that is son's responsibility. 毕竟女儿是嫁出去的,根据他们老家的风俗习惯,在有儿子的前提下,女儿甚至都没有义务去连抚养老人,那是儿子的责任。 Therefore, for these years elder sister with younger sisters smooth marrying, only then his marrying not on wife who is the son. 因此,这几年姐姐跟妹妹都顺利的嫁了出去,只有他这个做儿子的娶不上老婆。 „You fell on the starry sky, but I in huge crowd, raised the head you who saw is the vault of heaven in my eye......” “你落在了星空而我在人海中,抬头看到的你就是我眼里的苍穹……” When the forest wave thought diverges, his cell phone heard the familiar musical sound suddenly, this is ting he establishes «that Rushes to Starry sky». 就在林波思维发散的时候,他的手机忽然传来了熟悉的音乐声,这是他设置的铃声《奔赴星空》。 Takes up the cell phone to look, is the elder sister hits, forest Bo sat hastily sets out to put through. 拿起手机一看,是姐姐打过来的,林波连忙坐起身来接通了。 Quick, Sister Lin that also good cheek then appears. 很快,林姐姐那张还不错的脸蛋便出现在中。 „Elder sister.” forest Bo greets. “姐。”林波打了个招呼。 „Wavelet, do you rest today?” Sister Lin asked. “小波,你今天休息吗？”林姐姐问道。 forest Bo nods saying: „Un, I rest today, what matter the elder sister do you have?” 林波点头道:“嗯,我今天休息,姐你有什么事吗？” Sister Lin said: „Wavelet, I want to ask, your relations with the Lili can also recall?” 林姐姐道:“小波,我想问问,你跟丽丽的关系还能挽回吗？” forest Bo shakes the head, the forced smile said: „Elder sister, our mother put in order such a suddenly, directly being scared, returned to factory two days not to dismiss the labor to leave, where also has the leeway of recalling!” 林波摇了摇头,苦笑道:“姐,咱妈忽然整了这么一出,直接把人给吓着了,回厂没两天就辞工走人了,哪里还有挽回的余地啊！” Sister Lin sighed, saying that somewhat loved dearly the younger brother: „Wavelet, you were wronged, our mother this, your present child estimated can go to the elementary school.” 林姐姐叹了口气,有些心疼弟弟的说道:“小波,你受委屈了,要不是咱妈这样,你现在孩子估计都能上小学了。” Forest wave somewhat helpless saying: „This is the life!” 林波有些无奈的说道:“这都是命啊！” Sister Lin said: „Wavelet should not be discouraged, my time issues you, except for wants to ask that you with Lili's situation, a good news to tell you.” 林姐姐道:“小波你也不要灰心,我这次发给你,除了想问问你跟丽丽的情况,还有一个好消息想要告诉你。” forest Bo the eyelid selects, „elder sister, what good news? Do you want to live the triplets?” 林波眼皮一挑,“姐,啥好消息啊？你要生三胎了？” Sister Lin said with a smile: „Lives what triplets, this good news about your marital important matter.” 林姐姐笑道:“生什么三胎啊,这好消息是关于你的婚姻大事。” forest Bo hears some ignorant circles, asked: „Elder sister, what situation, I estimated that this whole life must keep bach, good news where comes?” 林波听得有些懵圈,问道:“姐,什么情况,我估计这辈子都得打光棍了,哪来的好消息啊？” ... … Sister Lin explained: „ Is this, your brother-in-law relative, knew since a very fierce matchmaker, this matchmaker has entered the line it is said that no matter what customer looks for him, the success ratio that he acts as a matchmaker is the percentage hundred, never has excessively accidentally/surprisingly. 林姐姐解释道:“是这样的,你姐夫这边的一个亲戚,认识了一个非常厉害的媒人,据说这位媒人入行以来,不管是什么样的客户找上他,他做媒的成功率都是百分百,从来没有出过意外。 The wavelet, our mother situation, you want to look depending on your ability, perhaps was very difficult to find to be willing to marry your object, but if asked this matchmaker to go into action, can perhaps find to be willing to marry your miss. ” 小波,咱妈这种情况,你想凭自己的能力去找,恐怕很难找到愿意嫁给你的对象,但如果请这位媒人出马的话,或许就能找到愿意嫁给你的姑娘了。” forest Bo knits the brows: „Elder sister, you by others flickering, how the acting as a matchmaker success ratio possibly had the percentage hundred, in this world where has such fierce matchmaker?” 林波皱眉道:“姐,你是不是被人家给忽悠了,做媒成功率怎么可能有百分百的,这世上哪有这么厉害的媒人啊？” Sister Lin white his eyes said: „Others flicker I to do, this matter should real, I accessed the net investigates passed/lived, that big matchmaker was very big in the online fame, has more than ten million fans, others helped many second generations of rich and stars have acted as a matchmaker, the strength did not need to suspect absolutely.” 林姐姐白了他一眼道:“人家忽悠我干嘛啊,这事应该是真的,我上网查过了,那位大媒人在网上名气很大,拥有上千万粉丝,人家帮很多富二代以及明星做过媒,实力之强是绝对不用怀疑的。” forest Bo hears astonishedly, immediately closely examines. 林波听得大为惊异,当即追问起来。 Sister Lin also speaks out frankly, 11 tell the material that she checks the younger brother. 林姐姐也是知无不言,把她查到的资料一一告诉自家弟弟。 End, Sister Lin summarized: „Wavelet, by our mother's present situation, you wants to marry wife's words, perhaps only then this Grandmaster river helped you.” 末了,林姐姐才总结道:“小波,以咱妈现在的情况,你想娶老婆的话,或许只有这位江大师才帮得了你了。” forest Bowen said deeply inspires, said: „Elder sister, I knew, turn head I ask for leave again a provincial capital.” 林波闻言深吸了口气,说道:“姐,我知道了,回头我再请假去一趟省城。” Sister Lin takes responsibility on oneself saying: „Wavelet, you go to work a false is not please easy in the factory, this matter elder sister helps you run, waits for arranges being on intimate terms the time, you ask for leave again not lately.” 林姐姐大包大揽道:“小波,你在厂里上班请一次假不容易,这事姐帮你跑,等安排相亲的时候,你再请假不迟。” „Thanked Sister Xie!” “谢谢姐！” „With elder sister polite anything, that first this, hung!” “跟姐客气啥,那就先这样,挂了！” „Un, bye!” “嗯,再见！” ...... …… In the afternoon. 下午。 Some five-star hotel. 某五星级酒店。 Ou Guo master chef went to the kitchen personally, put in order big table of good vegetables/dishes, was used to entertain Grandmaster river this big matchmaker as well as being on intimate terms object journey Miaomiao. 欧国师这个厨师长亲自下厨,整了一大桌好菜,用来招待江大师这个大媒人以及相亲对象程苗苗。 Ou Guoshi and journey Miaomiao before meeting, this matchmaker had understood each other through Grandmaster river the material of opposite party, knows various opposite party aspects compare to be a match with oneself. 欧国师与程苗苗在见面之前,已经通过江大师这个媒人互相了解过对方的资料了,知道对方各方面跟自己都比较般配。 Now meets, saw that the stature face value of opposite party is not bad, in the heart is quite satisfied. 如今见面,看到对方的身材颜值都不差,心中都颇为满意。 „Grandmaster river, Miao Miao, tastes this lion quickly, this is one of my dishes.” Ou Guoshi greeted. “江大师,苗苗,快尝尝这狮子头,这是我的拿手菜之一。”欧国师招呼道。 „Un, the dish of five-star master chef, this must taste.” Jiang Feng pinched a lion with a laugh. “嗯,五星级大厨的拿手菜,这个必须得尝尝。”江枫笑呵呵的挟了一个狮子头。 journey Miaomiao also shows due respect for the feelings pinched a lion, said with a smile: „I also taste.” 程苗苗也非常给面子的挟了一个狮子头,笑道:“那我也尝尝。” Jiang Feng bit one, savored carefully, to praise sighed: „Pulp is fresh and tender, delicate fragrance taste alcohol, fertilizer, but is not greasy, this was I have eaten the most delicious lion.” 江枫咬了一口,细细品味了一番,才赞叹道:“肉质鲜嫩,清香味醇,肥而不腻,这是我吃过最美味的狮子头了。” journey Miaomiao tasted one, follows saying: „Very is truly good, such big lion, my female student felt that can eat up two.” 程苗苗尝了一口,也跟着赞道:“确实很不错,这么大一个狮子头,我一个女生感觉都能吃下两个。” Ou Guoshi hears ecstatically, a chef luckiest matter, runs into the person who understands to eat, after all no one hopes the food that oneself make attentively was spoiled ox Jiao the peony. 欧国师听得心花怒放,一个厨师最幸运的事情,就是遇到一个懂吃的人,毕竟谁也不希望自己用心做出来的菜肴被人牛嚼牡丹般糟蹋掉。 „In this purse ji, cooks the chicken dried meat, tastes.” “还有这荷包里嵴、熘鸡脯,都尝尝。” „This cooks the chicken dried meat flavor to be fresh, slides tenderly tastily, in the purse ji is crisp, stuffing soft tender fresh fragrant, is the rare good food!” “这熘鸡脯味道清新,嫩滑爽口,荷包里嵴酥脆,馅软嫩鲜香,都是难得的美食啊！” „Seedling Sister Miao, thanks to your, I have the luck of having good things to eat today!” “苗苗姐,托你的福,我今天是有口福了！” ... … „Grandmaster river, Miao Miao, is delicious you to eat, I do not have other skill, prepares food also calculates that has real skill.” “江大师,苗苗,好吃你们就多吃点,我这人没别的本事,就做菜还算有两下子。” „......” “……” Ou Guoshi the cook is truly uncommon, even if journey Miaomiao is dealing with various types of good food from infancy to maturity, still ate the appetite greatly to open, but Jiang Feng was needless to say. 欧国师的厨艺确实不凡,哪怕程苗苗从小到大都在跟各种美食打交道,仍然吃得胃口大开,而江枫就更加不用说了。 The liquor over three patrolling vegetables/dishes cross the five senses. 酒过三巡菜过五味。 Jiang Feng said: „ Brother Ou, seedling Sister Miao, wants to find the satisfied object is not easy in your circles, but your a perfect match, properly matched, it may be said that is good combination. 江枫才说道:“欧哥,苗苗姐,在你们这个圈子想找到称心如意的对象不容易,而你们两人郎才女貌,门当户对,可谓是天作之合。 According to my calculation, you will have one son and one daughter, just synthesizes a good character. 根据我的推算,你们会有一子一女,刚好合成一个好字。 In such marriage affinity world is difficult to seek, please must treasure. ” 这样的姻缘世上难寻,请你们务必珍惜。” Ou Guoshi and journey Miaomiao, have known attainments of Jiang Feng in profound studies, regarding the result that he calculated did not say the percentage hundred believe that but can also believe 70-80%. 欧国师与程苗苗,都已经知道了江枫在玄学上的造诣,对于他推算的结果不说百分百相信,但也能信个七八成。 Therefore, heard a Jiang Feng such saying, two people cannot help but looked at each other. 因此,听到江枫这么一说,两人不由得相视了一眼。 Ou Guoshi as the man, takes the lead to take a stand: „Grandmaster river your marriage affinity calculation ability the nation has been well-known, I believe absolutely, moreover Miao Miao is so also outstanding, can with her in together be my being honored.” 欧国师作为男人,率先表态道:“江大师你的姻缘推算能力已经全国闻名,我是绝对相信的,而且苗苗也这么优秀,能跟她在一起是我的荣幸。” journey Miaomiao complexion slightly red, two people after all are first meeting, talked about directly in the same place, the speed was too rather fast, but she was not an average person, immediately smiled to respond: „Brother Ou overpraised, you are also very outstanding, can with you in together also be my being honored.” 程苗苗脸色微红,两人毕竟是第一次见面,直接就谈到在一起,速度未免太快了,不过她也不是普通人,当即微笑着回应道:“欧哥过奖了,你也很优秀,能跟你在一起也是我的荣幸。” Two people said that also looked at each other, all perform in do not call the turn. 两人说完,又相视了一眼,一切尽在不言中。 Two people can make the decision quickly, that also has the reason: 两人能这么快做出决定,那也是有原因的: First, reconciled their is Grandmaster river, fierce of Grandmaster river does not need to give unnecessary detail again. 第一,撮合他们的是江大师,江大师的厉害已经不用再赘述了。 Second, their such families to the marital request are very high, political marrying path that takes, wants to obtain the freedom of marriage is very difficult. 第二,他们这样的家庭对婚姻要求是很高的,很多都走的政治联姻路子,想得到婚姻自由是非常困难的。 Even if not marry, the parents will still delimit to look for the range of object, wants to marry or wants marry the average person is unlikely. 就算不联姻,父母也会划定找对象的范围,想娶或者想嫁普通人是不太可能的。 But two people are properly matched, what is rare has the favorable impression mutually, in this situation in they encircle are very difficult to meet, this bumps into suddenly, naturally wanted first to hold. 而两人门当户对,难得的是互有好感,这种情况在他们圈里是很难遇到的,这冷不丁碰上,自然要第一时间抓住了。 Third, but took a stand, did not marry immediately. 第三,只是表个态而已,又不是马上结婚。 Saw that two people took a stand face to face, Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Ok, I can retire after meritorious service, Brother Ou, seedling Sister Miao, I respects your one cup, wishes your happy union lasting a hundred years, forever bath love river.” 看到两人当面表态,江枫笑道:“ok,那我就可以功成身退了,欧哥,苗苗姐,我敬你们一杯,预祝你们百年好合,永浴爱河。” „Thanks the blessing!” “谢谢祝福！” Ou Guoshi and journey Miaomiao carried the liquor to bump with Jiang Feng, then three people cheered together. 欧国师与程苗苗端起酒跟江枫碰了一下,然后三人一起干杯。 This food, has eaten about 8 : 00 pm to break up. 这一顿饭,一直吃到晚上 8 点左右才散场。 ...... …… Next day. 次日。 Jiang Feng takes plane to return to Shenzhen stock market, then on the same day drove a car(riage) to return to the Guangxi province provincial capital with girlfriend yellow Lingwei. 江枫坐飞机回到深市,然后当天就跟女朋友黄灵薇一人开着一辆车返回桂省省城。 Jiang Feng wants to come Sri Lanka's eighth generation of illusory images to leave that Routh the father-in-law to open certainly, but his accurate father-in-law good and evil also has the big rich and powerful people who several buildings collect rent in Shenzhen stock market, if he need Routh comes the present illusory image is also casual can buy, naturally does not need to install to compel with son-in-law's car(riage) certainly. 原本江枫是想把那辆劳斯来斯第八代幻影留给准岳父开的,不过他那准岳父好歹也是在深市拥有几幢楼收租的大富豪,他若需要的话劳斯来斯幻影也是随随便便都能买,自然不需要拿准女婿的车来装逼。 Reason that sharply is driving, was mainly yellow Lingwei that three bedroom sisters must come to the matrimonial agency to go to work, in emotion in managing Jiang Feng must go back to greet with yellow Lingwei. 之所以这么急着开车回去,主要是黄灵薇那三个寝室姐妹要来婚介所上班了,于情于理江枫跟黄灵薇都得回去迎接一下。 Drives to return to the Guangxi province provincial capital, is the night. 开车回到桂省省城,已经是深夜了。 Two people ate a midnight snack outside casually, west drives to return sends the governing river to rest. 两人随便在外面吃了点夜宵,就开车回西派御江休息。 What is worth mentioning is, Jiang Feng came back and came across at the Chen two dog young securities the night shift. 值得一提的是,江枫回来又遇到了陈二狗这个年轻保安上夜班。 When the Chen two dogs saw that west sent the owner of governing river that best fork to open a Routh to come to present to come back several days later, said that this was his new car, he allowed to pass while is sighing with emotion at heart, was really the rich man, changing vehicle changed the clothes to be equally casual on and him. 当陈二狗看到西派御江那个最牛叉的业主时隔几天又开了一辆劳斯来斯回来,说这是他的新车,他一边放行一边在心里感慨,真是有钱人啊,换车就跟他换衣服一样随便。 Acts as a matchmaker this, I who refuse to accept 做媒这一块,我谁都不服