MTTIR :: Volume #2

#191: money Nanzhuan, the excrement is unpalatable


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On Tuesday , March 14 , 2023. 2023年3月14日,星期二。 At noon, after horse Datong gets off work, rushes to downstairs the next door company fast, waits for that eldest sister who he settles on to get off work. 中午,马大通下班后,就快速赶到隔壁公司楼下,等待他看中的那位大姐下班。 Waited for several minutes, that eldest sister got down finally, what a pity that eldest sister is not a person, getting down that but is cheerful and lively with several colleagues together. 等了几分钟,那位大姐终于下来了,可惜那位大姐不是一个人,而是跟几个同事一起有说有笑的下来。 horse Datong roused several courage, does not dare to go forward to say something to smooth things over, can only look helplessly others help the person walk away. 马大通鼓了几次勇气,都不敢上前搭讪,只能眼睁睁地看着人家一帮人走远。 Oh......” “唉……” horse Datong sighed, thought that can only afternoon or tomorrow finds the opportunity again. 马大通叹了口气,心想只能下午或者明天再找机会了。 At this moment, a sound conveys from behind, Brother Ma, which beautiful woman you have a liking for?” 就在这时,一个声音从后面传来,“马哥,你这是看上哪位美女了?” horse Datong had a scare, then looks, the one who sees the question is a strange charming youth, cannot help but asked: „Do you know me? Who is it?” 马大通被吓了一跳,回头一看,见问话的是一个陌生的帅气青年,不由得问道:“你认识我?请问你是谁啊?” The charming youth is smiling putting out a hand, Brother Ma hello/you good, I called Jiang Feng, came from Gui Sheng, was a professional matchmaker.” 帅气青年微笑着伸出手,“马哥你好,我叫江枫,来自于桂省,是一名职业媒人。” Such young matchmaker? 这么年轻的媒人? Should not be the swindler? 该不会是骗子吧? horse is hollow greatly drop gu, but in surface actually not disrespectful, put out a hand to grasp evil ways with him: River matchmakers hello/you good!” 马大通心中滴咕着,但表面上却没有失礼,伸手跟他握了一下道:“江媒人你好!” Jiang Feng said: Brother Ma, my a little matter wants to chat with you, eats meal together?” 江枫说道:“马哥,我有点事想跟你聊聊,一起去吃个饭?” horse Datong cannot help but asked: „Don't river matchmakers you want to introduce the object to me?” 马大通不由得问道:“江媒人你不会是想给我介绍对象吧?” Jiang Feng said with a smile: Brother Ma you guessed right, I know that you do not have the object now, is thinking gives you to introduce one, do we find a place to chat while eating?” 江枫笑道:“马哥你猜对了,我知道你现在没有对象,就想着给你介绍一个,咱们找个地方边吃边聊?” This......” Datong somewhat hesitates, mainly does not know the words that the opposite party spoke are really the false. “这……”马大通有些犹豫,主要是不知道对方说的话是真是假。 The skill that Jiang Feng watches a person's every mood now reaches a high degree of proficiency, looked his expression knows he is worrying anything, cannot help but smiles saying: Brother Ma, you felt relieved that I am not a swindler, does not believe your online search lower reaches of the Changjiang River Grandmaster, you knew!” 江枫现在察言观色的本事早就炉火纯青了,一看他的表情就知道他在顾虑什么,不由得微笑道:“马哥,你放心吧,我不是骗子,不信你网上搜索一下江大师,你就知道了!” horse Datong is but actually impolite, pulls out cell phone search directly Grandmaster river. 马大通倒也不客气,直接掏出手机搜索“江大师”。 After several minutes, saying that the horse big multi-talented person smiles: Originally was Grandmaster river face to face, really loses the respect!” 几分钟后,马大通才满脸笑容的说道:“原来是江大师当面,真是失敬了!” Brother Ma does not use politely, how do we find a place to chat while eating?” “马哥不用客气,咱们找个地方边吃边聊怎么样?” Ok, front has the family/home flavor also good fast-food, if Grandmaster river does not shut out, I asked you to have a fast-food.” “行,前面有家味道还不错的快餐,如果江大师不嫌弃的话,我请你吃个快餐。” That thanked!” “那就谢谢了!” ...... …… After 15 minutes . 十五分钟后。 Some area very big fast-food restaurant, Jiang Feng and horse are go siding the respective point fast-food greatly, looked for individual few corner position to sit, ate while to chat. 某占地面积挺大的快餐店,江枫与马大通端着各自点的快餐,找了个人少的角落位置坐好,一边吃一边聊了起来。 Brother Ma, noticed a moment ago you have been staring at some plentiful beautiful woman downstairs such and such companies, this settles on others?” Jiang Feng ate the case soup, asked with a smile. “马哥,刚才看到你在某某公司楼下一直盯着某个丰满美女,这是看中人家了?”江枫喝了口例汤,笑着问道。 horse Datong swallows food of mouth, hehe said with a smile: Really has the idea of pursuing the opposite party.” 马大通把嘴里的食物咽下,嘿嘿笑道:“确实有追求对方的想法。” Jiang Feng takes up the chopsticks, asked: I thought your appearance a moment ago, should want to make the opposite party to eat meal together, how to flinch at crucial moments?” 江枫拿起快子,问道:“刚才我看你的样子,应该是想约对方一起吃饭的,怎么在关键时刻又退缩了?” horse Datong somewhat awkward saying: If she is a person walks, I collected to say something to smooth things over, but she followed together one group of colleagues, I a little instigated.” 马大通有些尴尬的说道:“如果她是一个人走出来,那我就凑上去搭讪了,可她是跟一帮同事一起走出来,我就有点怂了。” Jiang Feng cannot bear want to smile, thinks, pulls out the cell phone from the pocket directly, adjusted the Rwandan total picture, then hands over to say to him: „Does Brother Ma, how you have a look at this big sister?” 江枫忍不住想笑,想了想,直接从兜里掏出手机,把卢总的照片调了出来,然后递过去给他道:“马哥,你看看这位大姐姐怎么样?” horse Datong received the cell phone to look, discovered that in the picture is a plentiful beautiful woman of wear black formal clothes, deep V designs perfect highlights her proud bust, the curve of waist buttocks is charming, making his young virgin look at the unceasing swallowing saliva. 马大通接过手机一看,发现照片中是一个穿着黑色礼服的丰腴美妇,深V设计完美的凸显出她的傲人胸围,腰臀的曲线更是迷人,让他这个小处男看得不断的咽口水。 The concrete age cannot look from the picture, but speculated from her mature graceful bearing, should be older on is several years old than him. 具体的年纪从照片中看不出来,但从她那股成熟的风韵去推测,应该比他大上几岁。 This big sister's stature look does not lose to next door company that eldest sister, even as if must exceed in the makings plans, making be hollow greatly cannot help but had some favorable impressions. 这位大姐姐的身材相貌一点都不输给隔壁公司那位大姐,甚至在气质上似乎还要胜过一筹,让马大通心中不由得生出了一些好感。 Stared at the picture to look for enough 18 seconds, horse big multi-talented person longing handed over the cell phone to Jiang Feng. 盯着照片看了足足十八秒,马大通才恋恋不舍的把手机递回给江枫 Brother Ma, what kind of? Does this big sister look good also not?” Jiang Feng received the cell phone, asked with a smile. “马哥,怎么样?这大姐姐看着还行不?”江枫接过手机,笑着问道。 „Very good, this plentiful stature is that type that I like.” At this point, some horse Datong heart itchy asking: Grandmaster river, you must introduce that to my object, is it possible that is this big sister?” “很不错,这丰腴的身材正是我喜欢的那种类型。”说到这里,马大通有些心痒痒的问道:“江大师,你要介绍给我的对象,莫非就是这位大姐姐?” Jiang Feng nods to say with a smile: Good, she is I wants to introduce to your object.” 江枫笑着点头道:“不错,她就是我想介绍给你的对象。” horse Datong's interested asking: Grandmaster river, where person is she?” 马大通饶有兴趣的问道:“江大师,她是哪里人啊?” Jiang Feng replied: She is our Gui Shengren.” 江枫答道:“她是我们桂省人。” horse Datong also asked: „Does she work our provincial capital here?” 马大通又问道:“那她是在我们省城这里工作吗?” Jiang Feng shakes the head saying: She does not have here, but in our Guangxi province provincial capital.” 江枫摇头道:“她没在这里,而是在我们桂省省城。” horse Datong knits the brows: Grandmaster river, is away from such far road, you her introduced that does not have the significance to me!” 马大通皱眉道:“江大师,隔着这么远的路,你把她介绍给我也没意义啊!” Jiang Feng said with a smile: Brother Ma, I am give you to introduce the marriage partner, does not give you to introduce the girlfriend.” 江枫笑道:“马哥,我是给你介绍结婚对象,又不是给你介绍女朋友。” horse Datong said puzzled: What does this have to distinguish?” 马大通不解道:“这有什么区别吗?” Jiang Feng said: Naturally has the difference, if only the girlfriend, that remote love is truly unendurable, but if is the marriage partner, both sides looked that the cross-eye married, at the appointed time is living directly together.” 江枫道:“当然有区别啊,如果只是女朋友的话,那异地恋确实难熬,可如果是结婚对象的话,双方看对眼了就结婚,到时就直接在一起生活了。” horse Datong nods saying: Said also a little truth.” 马大通点头道:“这么说也有点道理。” Jiang Feng said: Therefore the distance is not the issue, does the key is to look at your both sides have this couple fate.” 江枫道:“所以距离不是问题,关键是看你们双方有没有这个夫妻缘分。” horse big channel: That asked Grandmaster river you to brief her situation simply!” 马大通道:“那就请江大师你简单介绍一下她的情况吧!” Jiang Feng nods, introduced: She is our Gui Shengren, this year 42 years old......” 江枫点了点头,介绍道:“她是我们桂省人,今年42岁……” Wait!” “等等!” Hears here, the horse is hollow greatly suddenly one startled, makes noise to hit to block the way hastily: Grandmaster river, I have not misunderstood, she this year was 42 years old?” 听到这里,马大通心中陡然一惊,连忙出声打断道:“江大师,我没听错吧,她今年已经42岁了?” Jiang Feng un a sound said: Yes, she was 42 years old!” 江枫嗯了一声道:“是的,她已经42岁了!” horse Datong heard that word complexion some are unattractive, although he quite likes the mature woman, but this age cannot differ was too big, can accept within 10 years old, surpassing 10 -year-old is not he does not like, but considered his parents perhaps did not accept. 马大通闻言脸色就有些不好看了,虽说他比较喜欢成熟的女人,但这个岁数也不能相差太大了,在十岁以内都可以接受,超出十岁并不是他不喜欢,而是考虑到他的父母恐怕接受不了。 But this eldest sister was bigger is 17 years old than him, this obviously surpassed his psychological boundary, even if he himself did not mind, but the marital important matter cannot avoid the parents, did he convince the parents to agree with this wedding with what? 而这位大姐比他大了17岁,这明显超出了他的心理界限,就算他自己不介意,可婚姻大事是避不开父母的,他拿什么去说服父母同意这门婚事? Moreover, the rural area with is cities'different, if he really marries to go back compared with his greatly 17-year-old wife, he will definitely become the laughingstock in village, perhaps their could not be on the rise in the village. 而且,农村跟城市不同,若是他真的娶个比他大17岁的老婆回去,那他肯定会成为村里的笑柄,恐怕他们一家都在村里抬不起头了。 Therefore, even if horse Datong somewhat is greedy this ripe female elder sister's stature, shaking the head that also has to regret said: Grandmaster river, I differed with her age was too big, was really inappropriate.” 所以,哪怕马大通有些馋这位熟女姐姐的身材,也不得不遗憾的摇头道:“江大师,我跟她的年纪相差太大了,是真的不合适。” Jiang Feng swallows the food in mouth, starts to persuade: „ Brother Ma, in my opinion, the essence of this marriage, to put it bluntly is the value exchange. For example Brother Ma you, the young charming, big overwhelming power, is honest, good filial, these are your merit, is your core value. 江枫把口里的食物咽下,开始劝说道:“马哥,在我看来,这婚姻的本质,说白了就是价值交换。比如说马哥你,年轻帅气,高大威猛,为人老实,善良孝顺,这些都是你的优点,也是你的核心价值。 But I introduced that to your big sister, her face value is good, the stature is excellent, is with good intention, the net worth tens of millions, these are her core value. 而我介绍给你的这位大姐姐,她颜值不错,身材极好,善解人意,身家数千万,这些都是她的核心价值。 Same you have the respective shortcoming, for example Brother Ma you are poor, but she is old, after the overall assessment, actually this business can do, I think that should be have several. ” 同样的你们也有各自的缺点,比如说马哥你穷,而她年纪偏大,经过综合评估,这笔生意究竟能不能做,我想自己心里应该是有数的。” horse Datong grasped the key point, the whole face shock said: Her net worth tens of millions?” 马大通抓住了重点,满脸震惊道:“她身家数千万?” The Jiang Feng nod said: Good, she has dozens sets of real estate in our Guangxi province provincial capital, every month the light is collects rent can receive hundreds of thousands, worthy of the reputation fixed rent for farmland woman.” 江枫点头道:“不错,她在我们桂省省城拥有数十套房产,每个月光是收租都能收十几万,是名副其实的包租婆。” horse Datong swallows the saliva, the heart movement. 马大通咽了咽口水,心动不已。 Not is only he, changes into any to hang the silk poorly, bumps into such opportunity to be excited. 不仅是他,换成任何一个穷吊丝,碰到这样的机会都会心动。 Jiang Feng visits him , to continue saying: „ Brother Ma, you thinks how much money you one month do make now? According to your current wage income, how many years can do to sufficiently collect a downpayment of suite? 江枫看着他,继续说道:“马哥,你想想你现在一个月才赚多少钱?按照你目前的工资收入,要干多少年才能凑够一套房的首付? Even if sufficiently collects the downpayment, but also the appropriate 20-30 years of mortgage slaves, were too bitter. 哪怕是凑够首付了,还得当20-30年的房奴,实在太苦了。 Let alone, during this period, you must find a wife to give birth, the luck good to marry the wife who does not need many bridegroom's gifts to bride's family, the luck is not good possibly to lose everything to sufficiently collect the color tip. 更何况,在这期间,你还得娶妻生子,运气好能娶个不需要多少彩礼的老婆,运气不好可能要砸锅卖铁才能凑够彩礼钱。 After finding a wife gives birth, supports the family pressure of Hukou is not general big, when you were 60 years old, your life could not see anything to hope in any case, can only quietly work hard, one day is one day. 娶妻生子后,养家湖口的压力那不是一般的大,反正你60岁之前,你的人生都看不到什么希望,只能埋头苦干,过一天算一天。 At age 60, if the child became a useful adult, you can also have the good twilight years. If the child does not become a useful adult, your hard times just started...... ” 60岁之后,如果孩子成材,那你还能有个不错的晚年生活。如果孩子不成材,那你的苦日子才刚刚开始……” horse Datong hears the forced smile, he has used all might for 2-3 years in the society, regarding money Nanzhuan, the excrement was unpalatable has the profound understanding. 马大通听得苦笑不已,他已经在社会上摸爬滚打2-3年了,对于‘钱难赚,屎难吃’已经有了深刻的理解。 Therefore, these words that Jiang Feng spoke, he does not feel exaggerating, but agreed. 因此,江枫所说的这一番话,他并不觉得夸大,而是深表赞同。 A Jiang Feng voice revolution, said: „ But if you became with this fixed rent for farmland woman, you for the struggle lifetime goal, the relaxedness can realize. After this, you did not need to worry for money again, which hotel every day wants to go to eat goes to which hotel to eat, did not need to be worried about the price the issue. 江枫话音一转,说道:“可若是你跟这位包租婆成了,那你为之奋斗一生的目标,轻轻松松就能实现。从此之后,你就不用再为钱而发愁了,每天想去哪家饭店吃就去哪家饭店吃,不用担心价格的问题。 Can come a going ahead travel momentarily, does not need to think does not have money or must go to work not to have the time. 随时可以来一场说走就走的旅行,不用想着没钱或者要上班没时间。 Meanwhile, money shows filial respect to the parents, making the parents also follow you to live the happy life. 同时,还有钱孝敬父母,让父母也跟着你过上美好的生活。 You differ 17 years old with her, what were this only 17 years considered as? 你跟她不过相差17岁罢了,这区区17年算得了什么? Brother Ma, said that the sentence is not exaggerating, if the life can buy and sell, tens of millions sells out 20 years of life, the person of lining up can perhaps from here platoon to my native place Gui Sheng, does not know that you do believe? ” 马哥,说句不夸张的,若是生命可以买卖的话,数千万卖掉20年的命,排队的人恐怕能从这里排到我老家桂省,不知道你信不信?” The letter/believes, how possibly does not believe that this said makes sense, horse Datong was convinced thoroughly. 信,怎么可能不信,这说得太有道理了,马大通彻底被说服了。 Around this two life contrasts, the disparity was too big, so long as is the brain normal man, perhaps will have chosen the second life? 这前后两种生活对比,差距实在太大了,只要是脑子正常的男人,恐怕都会选择过第二种生活吧? After all, others rented land for subletting old woman except, face/color price/value was not bad, the stature was better, without money had wants own perfumed hair-oil the man greatly, marrying her, when wife that was does not owe absolutely. 毕竟,人家包租婆除了年纪大了点,颜值不差,身材更好,哪怕没钱都有大把男人想要一亲芳泽,娶她当老婆那是绝对不亏的。 After setting firm resolve, horse Datong somewhat was on the contrary disturbed, Grandmaster river, can others that good condition, be have a liking for my such a to hang the silk poorly?” 在下定决心后,马大通反倒有些忐忑了,“江大师,人家那么好的条件,能看得上我这么一个穷吊丝吗?” Jiang Feng said with a smile: Brother Ma you do not need to improperly belittle oneself, on the fixed rent for farmland woman has the value that you settle on, but on you also has the value that the fixed rent for farmland woman settles on, so long as you have this heart, other wraps on me.” 江枫笑道:“马哥你也不用妄自菲薄,包租婆身上有你看中的价值,而你身上同样有包租婆看中的价值,只要你有这个心,其他的包在我身上。” horse Datong is not artificial, face honest saying: That troubled Grandmaster river!” 马大通也不矫情,一脸坦诚的说道:“那就麻烦江大师了!” Brother Ma does not use politely, this is my job, but I must talk clearly with you in advance, her house completely in our Guangxi province provincial capital, if you marry her, it is estimated that must move to that side to go, this doesn't have the issue?” Jiang Feng asked. “马哥不用客气,这是我份内之事,不过我得预先跟你说清楚,她的房子全部都在咱们桂省省城,如果你跟她结婚的话,估计得搬到那边去住,这个没问题吧?”江枫问道。 horse Datong should say immediately: Naturally does not have the issue.” 马大通立刻应道:“当然没问题。” Actually this is not the important matter, her there has dozens sets of real estate, if you marry her, can make your parents also move to that side to go.” At this point, Jiang Feng asked: Right, what Brother Ma did you have brothers and sisters?” “其实这也不是什么大事,她那里有几十套房产,你若是跟她结婚,可以让你父母也搬到那边去住。”说到这里,江枫问道:“对了,马哥你还有没有兄弟姐妹啥的?” horse big channel: I have a younger sister.” 马大通道:“我还有一个妹妹。” Jiang Feng said: You can make your younger sister live with the parents together, went back to be good as for the native place that side at holidays, then you concealed her age again, said to the outside compared with your greatly are several years old, whom will also not have to gossip.” 江枫道:“你可以让你妹妹跟父母一起住,至于老家那边逢年过节回去一下就行了,然后你再隐瞒一下她的年龄,对外说就比你大几岁,也就没谁会说闲话了。” horse Datong thinks, asked: Grandmaster river, you thought that I do want even the family member also to conceal together?” 马大通想了想,问道:“江大师,你觉得我要不要连家人也一起隐瞒?” Jiang Feng said: This you can also conceal appropriately, like this your parents meet with her will not be awkward, Lu maintains in any case is good, perhaps if compared with the rural women, these 30-year-old rural women seems like Lu age to be big!” 江枫道:“这个你也可以适当的隐瞒一下,这样你父母跟她见面也不会那么尴尬,反正卢总保养得还算不错,若是跟农村妇女相比的话,恐怕那些30多岁的农村妇女看起来比卢总年纪还要大呢!” horse Datong hears looking pensive. 马大通听得若有所思。 Jiang Feng ate up the case soup, takes up the paper goods to wipe the mouth, said: „ Brother Ma, we first add the contact method mutually, I and others will leave here to go to Hangzhou on the preparation, it is estimated that will take one week to come back, at the appointed time will go to the Guangxi province provincial capital to go with Lu always with you to meet again together. 江枫把例汤喝完,拿起纸巾擦了擦嘴,说道:“马哥,咱们先互加一下联系方式,我等会就准备离开这里前往杭市,估计要一个多星期才会回来,到时再跟你一起前往桂省省城去跟卢总见面。 Happen to while this time, you can first go through the resignation. ” 正好趁这个时间,你可以先办理辞职手续。” The horse Datong hesitant, direct nod has not reached an agreement slightly, this broken worked he not to do. 马大通没有丝毫犹豫,直接点头说好,这破工作他早就不想干了。 Then, both sides exchanged the contact method mutually. 接着,双方互相交换了联系方式。 Brother Ma, I first walked, bye!” “马哥,那我就先走了,再见!” Good, bye!” “好的,再见!” ...... …… Goes to the Zhejiang province provincial capital altogether more than 700 kilometers from the Hubei provincial capital. 从鄂省省城前往浙省省城一共有七百多公里。 Because will soon see the girlfriend, the spiritual stimulated Jiang Feng midway does not have the parking rest, goes high-speed, finally rushed to Hangzhou about 10 : 00 pm. 因为即将见到女朋友,精神亢奋的江枫中途没有停车休息,一路高速行驶,终于在晚上 10 点左右赶到了杭市。 Last year has come, the Jiang Feng familiar house, drove to arrive at XX university entrances directly. 去年已经来过,江枫熟门熟路,直接开车来到了XX大学门口。 After stopping the car(riage), Jiang Feng pulled out to make the telephone of girlfriend. 停好车后,江枫才拔通了女朋友的电话。 A telephone connection, Jiang Feng then asked: Wife, you now where?” 电话一接通,江枫便问道:“老婆,你现在在哪里?” yellow Lingwei returns said: I in bedroom, how?” 黄灵薇回道:“我在寝室啊,怎么了?” Jiang Feng said: Comes out, I in west gate you.” 江枫道:“出来,我在西门等你。” yellow Lingwei stopped for three seconds, saying that is pleasantly surprised: „Did you come to Hangzhou? When do you come? How to say one to me ahead of time?” 黄灵薇停顿了三秒,才又惊又喜的说道:“你来杭市了?你什么时候来的?怎么不提前跟我说一声啊?” This is not thinking gives you a pleasant surprise!” “这不是想着给你个惊喜嘛!” Jiang Feng hehe said with a smile: I just arrived, then calls you immediately!” 江枫嘿嘿笑道:“我刚刚到,然后就立刻给你打电话了!” yellow Lingwei said: You and other, I immediately come out!” 黄灵薇道:“那你等一下,我马上出来!” Waits to hang the power failure words, yellow Lingwei raised the head, sees third of the heads Eight Trigrams (gossip) aflame combustion, that is sisters Zhang Dan, Wang Lin and the Li Xiaohua three people bedroom. 等挂掉电话,黄灵薇一抬头,就看到八卦之火熊熊燃烧的三颗头颅,那是寝室的姐妹张丹、王琳与李小花三人。 „Did Weiwei, your husband come to see you?” “薇薇,你老公又来看你了?” Weiwei, you go out late, tonight estimated that doesn't come back?” “薇薇,你这么晚出去,今晚估计是不回来了吧?” That definitely does not come back, it seems like our Princess Weiwei must loss of chasty tonight!” “那肯定是不回来了啊,看来咱们薇薇公主今晚要失身喽!” Looks appearance that three little sisters wink, yellow Lingwei spoke righteously: Receives your dirty thoughts, I with my boyfriend that am the pure revolutionary friendship, even if not come back tonight, will not loss of chasty.” 看着三位小姐妹挤眉弄眼的模样,黄灵薇义正辞严道:“收起你们的龌龊心思,我跟我男朋友那是纯正的革命情谊,就算今晚不回来,也不会失身的。” Zhang Dan: „!” 张丹:“切!” Wang Lin: I almost on letter/believes!” 王琳:“我差点就信了!” Li Xiaohua: Weiwei, must complete the security measures.” 李小花:“薇薇,要做好安全措施。” yellow Lingwei: 11 + 黄灵薇:“一一+”
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