Is the night. 是夜。 Jiangxi provincial capital. 赣省省城。 A roadside bakes the booth, in the heart depressed Kang is not straight is drowning worries in drink. 一家路边烧烤摊,心中苦闷的康不平正在借酒浇愁。 One cup, two cups, three cups. 一杯,两杯,三杯。 One bottle, two bottles, three bottles. 一瓶,两瓶,三瓶。 Kang did not put down then drank three bottles of beer. 不知不觉间,康不平便喝了三瓶啤酒。 Alcohol capacity thing is not constant, according to the mood of person produces changes. 酒量这东西不是恒定的,是根据人的心情而产生变化的。 Person who for example the normal condition can drink 2-3 bottles of beer, once enters the emotional state, will drink 45 bottles of even 56 bottles is not drunk. Otherwise if sad time drinks the alcohol to drown one's sorrows, likely more than one bottle are less than two bottles gets down, the person was drunk. 比如说正常情况能喝2-3瓶啤酒的人,一旦进入兴奋状态,喝个四五瓶甚至五六瓶都不会醉。反之如果心情不好的时候喝闷酒,很可能一瓶多不到两瓶下去,人就醉了。 The Kang uneven alcohol capacity in his friend circle is good, usually drank with the friends together, drinks 78 bottles of beer absolutely not to have the issue. 康不平的酒量在他的朋友圈中算是不错的了,平时跟朋友们一起喝酒,喝个七八瓶啤酒是完全没问题的。 But because now the mood is depressed, drank three bottles of beer, he felt some above, meaning that but he has not stopped, but opened one bottle of beer to drink. 可现在因为心情郁结,才喝了三瓶啤酒,他就感觉有些上头了,但他没有停下的意思,而是又开了一瓶啤酒喝了起来。 The worrying matter that he experiences is not the issue of work, is not the sentimental issue, is not the issue of money, but comes across the eternity difficult problem that relationship between mothers and daughters-in-law this many wise men could not solve. 他遇到的烦心事不是工作的问题,也不是感情的问题,更不是金钱的问题,而是遇到了婆媳关系这个多少智者都解决不了的千古难题。 As a clip in the old lady and wife's middle man, he was really difficult! 作为一个夹在老娘与媳妇中间的男人,他真的是太难了！ Since he marries, old lady with wife because of all sorts of tiny minor matters, but frequently has the conflict, particularly after his son birth, this to mothers and daughters-in-law because of mothering concept, but tore to pieces the face thoroughly, missed the performance large-scale acrobatic fighting! 自从他结婚后,老娘跟媳妇就因为种种芝麻绿豆般的小事而频频起冲突,尤其是他的儿子出生后,这对婆媳更是因为育儿观念而彻底撕破了脸,就差上演全武行了！ At the beginning, Kang did not put down urging, urging this to urge that urging that to urge this, but was useless, their two like inborn sworn enemy, so long as treated in the same place, will always unable to speak of several words to quarrel, really made him bothersome proficient not want to return. 刚开始的时候,康不平一个个的劝,劝了这个劝那个,劝了那个劝这个,可没用,她们两个就像天生的死对头一样,只要待在一起,总是说不到几句话就会吵起来,真的让他烦到家都不想回了。 Today has the dinner time, old lady with wife because a matter of trivial quarrelled. 今天吃晚饭的时候,老娘跟媳妇又因为一点屁大的事吵起来。 Their one common ground, that is likes raking up the old debts, so long as quarrelled, poked the rotten foot of opposite party mutually, gave 11 to turn many years ago matters. 她们都一个共同点,那就是喜欢翻老账,只要一吵架,就互相戳对方的烂脚,把多少年前的事都给一一翻出来。 Finally was naturally needless saying that was noisily is definitely fiercer. 结果自然不用说,肯定是越吵越厉害。 At that time Kang not unemotional was angry, then who paid no attention, waves the arms about to go out, drives to leave. 当时康不平心中有气,便谁都不理,甩手出门,开车走人。 The running waterfront went calmly for two hours, arrived this home to bake the booth to drown worries in drink. 跑江边去冷静了两个小时,才来到这家烧烤摊借酒浇愁的。 Unknowingly, the fourth bottle of beer got into the stomach, tipsy feeling above Kang does not put down knows that drinks to lie again here, then asks the service person to pay up, boarding that then staggers along, sleeps. 不知不觉,第四瓶啤酒又下肚了,酒意上头的康不平知道再喝下去就得趴在这里,便叫服务员过来结账,然后跌跌撞撞的上车,睡觉。 A sleep/felt wakes up, is 34 : 00 am. 一觉醒来,已经是凌晨34点了。 Kang does not put down pulls out the cell phone to look, the old lady called several telephones with the wives him, he does not have a chapter of telephone, has not planned to go back this time, gets out to find a place to turn on the water, then in the carriage return played the cell phone. 康不平掏出手机一看,老娘跟媳妇都给他打了好几个电话,他没有回电话,也没有打算这个时间回去,下车找个地方放水,然后回车上玩起了手机。 Plays is playing, Kang did not put down suddenly attracting by a scarf content! 玩着玩着,康不平被忽然被一篇围脖内容给吸引到了！ ...... …… Guangxi province provincial capital. 桂省省城。 Happy matrimonial agency. 幸福婚介所。 river Feng after processing morning customer, thinks to arrange like this not only the efficiency is not high, but also his personal time will also be occupied, making him not have the means to leave omits the search customer. 江枫在处理完上午的客户后,想想这样安排不但效率不高,而且他的私人时间也会被占据,让他没办法出省去搜寻客户。 Therefore, river Feng reissued a scarf. 于是,江枫又补发了一条围脖。 The general meaning is each week snatches the appointment qualifications one to Friday customer, the customer that then snatches the appointment qualifications, river Feng will conduct the marriage to mediate in Saturday and Sunday two days. 大概意思就是每周一至周五客户抢预约资格,然后抢到预约资格的客户,江枫会在周六与周日这两天进行婚姻调解。 As the matter stands, river Feng the personal time was quite sufficient. 这样一来,江枫的私人时间就比较充足了。 river Fenggang sent the scarf, his office resounded the knock, then a female voice passed on, „Grandmaster river, can I come to chat with you alone?” 江枫刚把围脖发出去,他的办公室就响起了敲门声,然后一个女声传了进来,“江大师,我可以进来跟你单独聊聊吗？” river Fengxun the prestige goes, the one who sees to knock on a door is a face value good beautiful woman, then said accordingly: „Come in!” 江枫循声望去,见敲门的是一个颜值不错的美女,便应声道:“请进！” The beautiful women come, closes the door again, then looks to river Fengdao: „Grandmaster river, I know from friend there your given name, this time I come to ask you to help act as a matchmaker, doesn't know to be able?” 美女进来,再把门关上,然后看向江枫道:“江大师,我是从朋友那里知道了你的大名,这次我过来就是想请你帮忙做个媒,不知道可不可以？” This is a seemingly 27 or 28-year-old beautiful woman, the oval face, the stature selects high, the twin peaks are tall and straight, the waist is thin, the buttocks curl upwards, putting on to build is also fashionable, is that type then to lead very high beautiful woman on the road. 这是一个看起来二十七八岁的美女,瓜子脸,身材高挑,双峰挺拔,腰细,臀翘,穿搭也非常时尚,属于那种走在路上回头率非常高的美女。 river Feng said with a smile: „Naturally without the issue, acts as a matchmaker for the customer is the responsibility of our matrimonial agency, you first defer to the request of our matrimonial agency to fill in truthfully the material, then we will look to suit your object as soon as possible, arranging you to be on intimate terms.” 江枫笑道:“当然没问题啊,替客户做媒原本就是我们婚介所的职责,你先按照我们婚介所的要求把资料如实填写好,然后我们会尽快物色适合你的对象,安排你相亲。” The beautiful women bite the lip, said: „Grandmaster river, my situation is somewhat special, therefore does not want to fill in the material in the hall, wants to tell you face to face.” 美女咬了咬嘴唇,说道:“江大师,我的情况有些特殊,所以不想在大厅填写资料,想当面跟你说。” river Fengwen said then knows that this beautiful woman should have the story, then the nod said: „Ok, you sat down to say!” 江枫闻言便知道这美女应该是有故事,便点头道:“可以,那你坐下说！” The beautiful women express gratitude, after waiting to sit, she tone low and deep saying: „Ten years ago, young ignorant I, by the boyfriend was deceived, to lose footing to become the young lady in some Guan city office, I did for two years in that office, until some well-known reason, divorced from that life.” 美女道了声谢,等坐好之后,她才语气低沉的说道:“十年前,年少无知的我,被男朋友欺骗,失足成为了莞市某个会所的小姐,我在那家会所干了两年,直到某个众所周知的原因,才脱离了那种生活。” river Feng hears the spirit to inspire, this is his unexpected customer. 江枫听得精神一振,这是一个他意想不到的客户。 The beautiful women continue saying: „ After being separated the office lived, I work as the company to consult the guest, has been the receptionist, has sold the cosmetics, has sold the insurance wait/etc, what a pity these proper occupations I do am not long. 美女继续说道:“脱离了会所生活后,我当过公司咨客,做过酒店前台,推销过化妆品,卖过保险等等,可惜这些正经的职业我都干不长。 The primary cause receives too lowly, works laboriously for a month, the income cannot compare an evening in office, this psychological dropping variance was too big! 主要原因还是收入太低,辛辛苦苦工作一个月,收入比不上在会所时的一个晚上,这心理落差真的太大了！ Therefore, I once was confused a long time, even there is an idea of resuming old profession. 为此,我曾经迷茫了很长一段时间,甚至有了重操旧业的想法。 Is good because, my brain is sober, knows, if resumes old profession, that this destroyed for a lifetime. 好在,我脑子还算清醒,知道如果重操旧业的话,那这一辈子就毁了。 Finally gets out of trouble, finally found one also to calculate that in KTV the good work, the duty accompanies the guest to drink specially, mainly takes liquor water deducting a percentage. 最后兜兜转转,终于在一家KTV找到了一份还算不错的工作,工作职责就是专门陪客人喝酒,主要拿酒水提成。 Because my alcohol capacity is good, the stature is quite good, the person also grows, accompanies the guest drinks can let loose, what topic can chat, every month but actually can also make a lot of money. 由于我酒量不错,身材比较好,人长得也可以,陪客人喝酒的时候也放得开,什么话题都能聊,每个月倒也能赚不少钱。 Although is unable with compare in the office, but this good and evil is also a decent employment, therefore I am very satisfied. 虽然无法跟在会所时相比,但这好歹也算是一份正当职业,所以我还是很满意的。 For these years, I also attempted to make three boyfriends, what a pity bid good-bye for various reasons. 这几年来,我也尝试着交过三个男朋友,可惜都因为种种原因而分手。 Now I was 28 years old, without many year of youth, have thought that when face value and stature also online, asked a right man to marry, hopes that Grandmaster river you can help me! ” 如今我已经28岁了,没有多少年青春了,就想在颜值与身材都还在线的时候,找个合适的男人嫁了,希望江大师你能够帮帮我！” river Feng when the beautiful woman told, started to examine her match material, this was his custom, no matter the opposite party said real, he must confirm the genuine and fake through the match material. 江枫在美女讲述的时候,就开始查看她的匹配资料,这是他的习惯,甭管对方说得有多真,他都要通过匹配资料验证一下真假。 Then discovered that this named is at present real, the opposite party who Tamichi's the beautiful woman says wanted to ask a right man to marry wholeheartedly. 然后发现眼前这位名叫田路的美女讲的都是真实的,对方是真心实意想要找个合适的男人嫁了。 „Do you to the other half, what have to request?” “请问你对另一半,有什么要求吗？” Tamichi clearly is prepared early, immediately replies: „I have three requests to the other half.” 田路显然早有准备,立刻回答道:“我对另一半有三个要求。” „Please say!” “请说！” Tamichi raises up a finger, „first, he must accept my past.” 田路竖起一根手指,“第一,他必须接受我的过去。” river Feng nods saying: „This should be.” 江枫点头道:“这是应该的。” Tamichi raises up the second finger, „second, his current economic condition cannot compare me to be bad.” 田路竖起第二根手指,“第二,他的经济条件不能比我差。” river Feng nods again, „can understand.” 江枫再次点头,“能理解。” Tamichi raises up the third finger, „third, his stature look must be able to pass, at least the belt/bring goes to see the friend time, will not make one say that a fresh flower inserts on the cow dung.” 田路竖起第三根手指,“第三,他身材相貌都要过得去,起码带出去见朋友的时候,不会让人说一朵鲜花插在牛粪上。” river Feng asked: „In addition, other requests?” 江枫问道:“除此之外,还有其他要求吗？” Tamichi shakes the head saying: „Without, other wanting health on line.” 田路摇头道:“没有了,其他的只要身体健康就行。” river Feng nods, then inquired in detail her home background and personal data, said: „Ms. Tian, I will help you look to suit your object with every effort.” 江枫点了点头,接着详细询问了她的家庭情况以及个人资料,才说道:“田女士,我会尽力帮你物色适合你的对象。” Tamichi un a sound said: „That troubled Grandmaster river!” 田路嗯了一声道:“那就麻烦江大师了！” river Feng beckons with the hand saying: „You're welcome, this is my job.” 江枫摆手道:“不用客气,这是我份内之事。”